ATTENTION MINIONS!
I need your help! I need at LEAST two hundred replies, from as many of you as possible, to this post before tomorrow. If I get that, then Laura- the REAL Valkyrie Cain- has agreed to do an interview about what it means to be the basis for such an awesome character!
TWO HUNDRED REPLIES, my Ninja Leprechauns! Get to it!
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Mm-hm-mm-hm-mm-hm! Mm-hm-mm-hm-mm-hm! I'm gonna go dance outside now and, I don't know, maybe hug our tree. :D Not because I'm a tree hugger, but because I fell like hugging it. Mm-hm-mm-hm-mm-hm! :3
We have done it!!!
We should show Laura what we're made of and get to THREE-hundred! :3
Good idea!
210!!!
I know! Let's write a story. :]
Once there was a small boy who had a power that confused and frightened his parents and got HIM in trouble. His name was Vornellic Spince. At the age 8 he ran away from home not wanting to see the expression on his parent's faces when he used his power. He met a man soon after. His hair went down about to the middle of his neck and is was a dark, lime green. It looked slimy. He looked down with sunken in purple eyes and said to Vornellic, or Vorn for short,...
Continue it!
We should comment slightly aimlessly while waiting for the next person to continue the story. :D
Are you pleased with us, Master Derek?? :3
215!
HEY! All of you commenters should join gaionline.com
!!!
Then send me (Skyril) a pm or leave a comment on my profile! :D Oo oo then you can join this really great guild called the Interstellar Wars Armada. It has a whole bunch of fandoms and one of them is Skulduggery Pleasant. There aren't too many Skulduggery Pleasant people who have joined the guild yet so it would be cool if y'all did. :3 *nods*
...anyone there??
The purple-eyed man said, "I never thought I'd find another."
Vorn's eyebrows scrunched together in confusion. "What?"
"Let me guess," said the man. "When you sleep you can..."
Somebody come up with a power for him. :D
"Slip into another's mind and create things or throw things out. You can give them nightmares or change their memories all together." He grunted and continued in his deep-ish and smooth voice "I how fun it is, but I also know what it does to you....
Continue it! :]
Don't forget gaiaonline y'all! :3
Hey I got 220! :3
Ao if you HAD to give up one of your senses (sight, sound, touch, taste and smell) which one would it be? And which one would you give up last?
I think the first sense I would give up is smell. I mean it's not something you NEED and there are bunch of tings that don't smell good. Without sight you would have a hard time READING!!! With sound you could never listen to music or watch a movie without subtitles, and THAT would be a VERY sad thing. Without feeling things you wouldn't even know if you were bleeding to death and if you had your eyes closed you wouldn't even know if you'd taken a step forward or not. Without taste you wouldn't be able to enjoy a roast beep of pizza. You would be able to smell it and have your mouth dripping with saliva, but you wouldn't be able to TASTE it.
The last feeling I'd want to give up is a VEEERRRY tough question. I think it would have to be between touch and sight, though. Not being able to feel is life threatening, but not being able to see....would just...be awful....So what about y'all??
What about you, oh master? What sense would you give up first and which last?
I think I'm the only person here now...
"Slowly," said the man, "whether you use it or not, this power turns you into a monster." He pulled his hand out of its sleeve and showed a paw with fur on the back of the hand and purple scales on the palm. Claws shot out of the fingertips, and Vorn gasped and stumbled back.
As for what sense I'd give up first, I agree I'd give up my smell first. I don't spend a lot of time smelling stuff. What I'd give up last? Umm. I can't decide.
It appears that most people have gone to bed or something. *Shrugs*
I kinda doubt I can get to 300 by myself...Hmmm
Yay I'm not!!! :D
Yeah looks like it.
Yeah, it would probably be hard to get to 300 with just me and you...:/
Probably no way we can get to 300 huh? I think we could get to 250 though. Wanna try?
Unless we do something like posting each letter of the alphabet one post at a time a couple times over. But that seems kinda extreme on the spamming level.
Sure, why not.
Yeah I think so too. We could...umm.. say some of our favorite quotes!
We only need 16, well now 15, more comments.
By the way, I reeeaaally like your picture. :)
Love your neighbor as yourself...Neighbor is spelled right, isn't it?
Thank you. :)
"By the way, I reeeaaally like your picture. :)" - Skyril saying one of my new favorite quotes.
Yeah. I think the rule is "I before E except after C or when sound like A as in neighbor and weigh."
I like yours too. "Anime rocks." - Me
Yeah, that rule always gets jumbled in my head.
Heheh. "Popit" was the last word verification it asked for.
:D Let's see I like "What was that all about? 'The man from Tallahassee.'? Some kind of code?"
"No, Jon. Unfortunately we don't have code for, 'There's a man hiding in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head.'"
*Sigh* I feel like such a spammer. Are we at 250 yet? Nope, 6 more comments.
Heh heh Cool :D
Well, why don't we quote from Skulduggery Pleasant? That would be less spam...
What's that quote from?
Ok, "I bet I'm your hero." - Skulduggery...
Something along those lines.
250!
"'Should be fun,' Skulduggery responded. ' Valkyrie here has never held off a horde of zombies before. It'll be good experience for her.'"
-Skulduggery Pleasant
Yay! That 1st quote was from a show called Lost.
Oh. Cool. =)
What other word sounds like A as in neighbor and Weigh?? Sorry that was kinda random. I was just wondering...
Freight
Oh yeah... I guess there is that one. Thanks. I couldn't think of one. Well then, I bid thee a good-night, Minnie Miracle, Master Derek. :]
Night, Skyril.
UM, Well that was really strange. yeah!!!!!!!! 257th comment. joy :) and laura more than one person can think the darran shan saga is good, :)
also one of my fav qotes is..
doors are for ppl with no imagination-skulduggery pleasant
wait no, that was 258th comment. :(
260 Haha! Ok I'm really going to bed this time... :P
I like.... lamp
"I'm probably your hero." - Skulduggery.
THAT was it. I think.
your impressed arn't you, i am probly your hero
XD. That one???
Greetings, oh Great One.
I think I may have just died. You...you love my name. You remember me.
I am so...so...happy.
For one, you've mentioned me twice.
TWICE, PEOPLE!!!
For another, you like my name, and you remember me...
This is the best day of my life.
-Your Faithful, Wonderful, Gloriously-Remembered Minion, Lynda.
Yep, that was it, Kaitlyn.
alright, so i am currently sick, and am not at school. :( anyway, i am really really bored and what do you do when your bored........
BAKE A CAKE.
so i did, its now in the oven cooking, but i am bored and have to wait an hour for my cake. so i will see you all again when my cake is baked.
your very bored minion, kaitlyn.
we neeeeed the interview!!!! like we neeed our golden gods updates.
YAY!!!!! All hail golden god!!!!
i'm sorry i am really bored :(
ASK HER IF SHES LIKES TO LICK PICKLES!!!! PLEASE FOR ME!>!?!??!?!?!??!?! i wanna know her awnser. also ask her the following:
1.i she feels guilty fornotgiving you a curtain rod
2. what she thinks about the new movie, vampires suck, which is comming out.
3. DOES SHE LIKE WAFFLES (I HOPE SHE LIKES WAFFLES)
4.whats her favorite color(hope its purple)
yay, purple, purple rox!!!!!! you are awesome insanity if you like purple.
also, i have waited like half an hour for my cake and i get up to go check on it, only to find that my oven has decided to stop working!!!!!!!!
Hello!
Goodbye!
my cake is baking!!!!!!!!!
oh and spring heeled jack is my fav character!!!!
sorry, jack is not my fav character, he is just my fav bad guy,
ok that will be aswome
A quick question for Laura. :)
Do you possess a black coat?
For no living being can call herself Valkyrie Cain without the coat to back it up...
spring heeled jack is aweseom!
*comments* geheh.. take that Laura!!!
A comment, in the hopes of hearing from the real Valkyrie! <3
minnie you do relise that your comments probly gunna be deleted by derek cause it had huge spoilers in it. so you wrote all that for nothing.
also my cake was yummy!!!
lol my name is laura to so evertime someone mentions laura(the valkyrie cain laura) i feel awesome lolz
well that was easy :P :)
Hiya Laura!!!! We can do 200 replies! im only saying cuz we already have! *DEREKTASTICNESS*
284 at my time of writing! Not bad.
Minnie, I had to delete your comment because it was a tad spoilerific, but that comment STILL counts, Laura!!
284... well done, my Minions!
A few of you have already suggested questions to ask- any of you have any more??
lets see if we can make it too 300 everybody, we have 7 hours. :)
Ooh It's a bit late, i hope this counts? Does it? Probably not *sulks*. Still over 200 right?... AWSOME!
What can I say guys?? Im officially impressed! And that is no easy feat...ask Derek!
YES WE GOT ALMOST 100 OVER 200!! :D HURRAY!!
well...i misssed out on all the exitment. *sigh* well we'll all just pretend i helped get the 2oo aswell. *shh.. no one tell derek or laura*
im really glad lauras gonna do the interview even though i did not help at all. Well...lets just say i was cheering you all on in my subconcious since i didnt even know this was going on.
that is all.
geckogirl...AWAY! *zoom*
Derek a question that I have been asking you since the beginning!
Where are you touring in Ireland and when?
geckogirl it's still not over we are trying to get to 300 now!
hey i didn't see that coment by Laura HURRAY!!!
sorry geckogirl it is over
so..... wheres our interview :-|
ha! easy... should've made it like 400 or something
laura sounds cool
yay us!
comment 297!!
its not over i can still get the 300th comment :D
298!!
almost there
woohoo 300!!
I MADE IT! woooooooooooooooooooot! 300th comment. i got it! woot wooooooot!
wooooooohoooo!!!!!!!!!
wait did i get that or Valora Destry? hmmm...meh oh well we still made it :D
i don't think it matters! at least we hit 300!
now tomorrow when i look at this blog im expecting an interview!!
@Skyril u are truly a hyperactive person. awesome.
YAY!!!!!!! THAT IS SOOOO COOL!!!!!! we made it to three hundread :)
woop woop,
400 would have been wondeful and easy! haha can't wait to hear the interview! from your awesomeness, ninja minion >:D
See that?
Laura's IMPRESSED! You impressed her!
That is NOT an easy thing to do!
Hmmm, I shall WAFFLE! (New commenter by the way... HI!)
I have a dog named Spud... Yes like the potato, he actually looks like a potato to be honest... so brown and round. And a cat named Slinky (Even though, she too; is extremely round and nothing like those slinky models and vampires we are all seeing these days.) Slinky is not my cat but my brothers and she doesn't make a small thing about plotting against me. You can just see it in her eyes... evil. PURE EVIL I SAY! She just has that look about her that says: I do not like you, we are enemies, I will CLAW YOUR EYEBALLS OUT WHILE YOU SLEEP! My brothers cat is extremely nerfarious.
I discovered Skulduggery Pleasant quite a while ago but then decided to buy "The Neverending Story" instead (Being about 9 at the time I believed what I read when I saw the front cover... I was disapointed... Oh so very disapointed.) And then after seeing Skulduggery in that bookshop a while back... IT KEPT SHOWING UP! I would go to the library, AND THERE IT WOULD BE I would go to the bookshop AND THERE IT WOULD BE! I would go to my school library AND THERE IT WOULD BE! And so... I concluded that either Skulduggery Pleasant the book was stalking me, OR that I should read it! Being a person of extreme intelligence I chose both options that the book was stalking me and it WANTED me to read it. And read it I did. Never looked back to be honest.
And so, being the crazy-obsessed-fan that I am, I decided to take a name. After a long process I chose.... Arabellla Night. It suits me I think. I toyed with the idea of Alyssa Knight but then decided I like Arabella and Night-with-an-N better.
And so... my Name is Arabella Night, My brother owns a cat that's a minion of the Faceless Ones and my dog is a Potato.
Until Next time....
Arabella Night.
oh Laura! im so glad you are impressed! i can't wait for tat interview!...oh and ....HI LAURA!!!
yay 300
AHAHAHAH! I DIDNT CONTRIBUTE! BECAUSE I AM REBELLING AGAISNT YOU, GOLDEN GOD! MWAHAHAHAH!
RISE AND STRIKE *MY* MINIONS, AND DEFEAT HIM!
Um, Hellboy, you have no minions xD
Question for Laura:
Has Derek done anything with Valkyrie that you wouldn't have wanted him to do, you being her inspiration and all? He said that he's going to bury her alive next... xD
i have two options, i can stay up for another 3 hours and 22 minutes, or 1:48. which my mum won't like cause its a school night and i am not as sick anymore so i will be going to school tomorrow.YEAH GET TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS, HAVE NOT BEEN TO SCHOOL IN AGES!!!!!
or i can go to bed, if there is anybody up now, which i highly doubt, cause your either in school getting ready for school or asleep. but if not tell me what i should do??????
I know this is tommorow already but I just had to say it. I'M GETTING THE CHANCE TO GO TO DUBLIN!!! I'M GOING TO VISIT ALL THE PLACES MENTIONED IN THE BOOK LIKE TEMPLE BAR AND THE LIFFEY BRIDGE! I'M ALSO GOING TO MAKE A VIDEO DIARY SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THE PLACES THAT INSPIRED SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!
PS. VERY IMPORTANT - If Derek Landy is reading this could you please, please, please sujjest some good places to go and visit in Dublin. It would mean a lot! Thanks!!!
I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO REACH 400!! 8D
thats gunna be vera cleolamora with avvery small amount of pplon at this time and with so littly time left till derek most likly wakes up.
NEED AN INTERVIEW WITH VALKYRIE!
can you put the interview on you tube?
i think he is writing out the interview, i am not sure, raaa i am sooo tired its like 7 am over there!!!!!!!!
Question for Laura:
If Derek displeases you in some way by writting something about Valkrie that you don't like do you:
A. Threaten him.
B. Pled that he changes it.
C. Have no control whatsoever in the matter.
D. Dress up as a shark and pretend that you are after him and follow him around and scare the hell out of him whenever you can.
Or E. Something else
I personally am hoping for d. t'is what I would do.
laura: have you ever tried or even heard of a tim tam????
Geckogirl, STILL no taken name?
My neighbour saidv"Can you put the interview on youtube?"
quick question, what time is it everywhere else in da world right now????
i have a question:
laura what would you do if your nighbours house went on fire :P
*sigh* yes Sarthacus,still no taken name *sob* I JUST CAN'T DESIDE!!!!
ARRRRRRGGGG!
THE WEATHER IS HORRIBLE. T'IS AUGUST! WHY??? WHYYI SAYYYYY?
so instead of going outside to get exercise i sit on the computer eating toblerone cookies. yes. i will be the size of a house by next week.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
i am angry at everythinggggggggggggggggggggggg!
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
im also incredibly bored! grrrrrrrrrrr!
330 posts we are really sad
they should change it 500 and i bet you we would ace it
Mr. Landy, did you honestly think there'd be a time when an entry of yours DIDN'T get 200 comments?
Ha, we serve you, O Golden God. We, your Ninja Leprechauns, shall follow every order given. Unless it's really stupid.
:D
Only for you Derek, and the brave-yet-mysterious Laura, will I actually join the blogosphere. Come on Laura! All of us, young and old, await your response!
Geckogirl here are hints for taken names:
Think of a name you like: you have your first name.
Think of an object or action: you have your second name.
Think of what type of magic would be most useful to you: you are now an Elemental/Necromancer/Adept.
My ideas for SP cast:
Skulduggery: Jhonny Depp or David Tennant
Valkyrie: Dakota Blue Richards or Leigh White
Serpine: Hugo Weaving
Tanith: Actress of Aiwin from LOTR or Actress of Kill Bill person
Ghastly: Ian Mckellen or Michael Gambon
Sanguine: Eleija Wood.
Sorry, I seplled Johnny wrong...
finally , OVER 200 COMMENTS ( i need to lay down ...)
i have a question for laura and one for derek
to laura do you have your own taken name ?
i already have mine ^^ Hunter windstalker
and to teh golden god, derek , will you tour near hartlepool, North east england, maybe newcastle or middlesborough? couse id definetly be there if your toured there
many thanks
abs
A FILM IN 2013! I CAN'T WAIT!
But Lord Derek, you must make it like the book, otherwise (Like Harry Potter 6) It will not be so good...
Geckogirl, up here in the highlands we have fine weather!
Lord Derek, I have a good idea for book 9!
Ancients return and Faceless Ones too and The Reflection... Well you know what I'm going to say...
Hi :) Valkyrie is awsome so Laura must be awsome too!!! Xx
I have some questions for Laura!
Know any karate or sword fighting or anything else Valkyrie is learning?
What type of car do you drive?
Who is you favorite bad guy in Skulduggery Pleasant?
Which bad guy from Skulduggery Pleasant would you be most afraid to go up against??
:3
Wow, what a marvelously interesting post this is! My favourite yet. The length, the prose . . . beautiful, I tell you, just beautiful.
hey guys spud again
derek did you read my stuff
please tell me if you did
'cause i really like your work
hello? derek?
it's spud i would really like to talk to you
uh oh
i'm getting over excited again
(wheeze wheeze)
sorry derek bye!
i think i've calmed down by now
whoo
so i think skulduggery pleasant is a good book
i also like skullduggery pleasant playing with fire
the facless ones
and
dark days
the are pretty awesome
bye derek!!
Hello Barry. Welcome to Master Derek Landy's blog!
You got more than 200, well done!
but I shun your blog that is lacking in... bloginess?
350!
but
spud again hi odile hi derek
hello sykril
wanna be friends we can talk about our hygene issues
all us bloggers ROCK
lol sure. Though hygiene issues aren't that interesting to discuss, in my opinion.
Indeed, Odile. :P
hi barry/ spud
odile is that you?
me you derek and sykril can talk about our hygene issues?
yep :)
yeeeeeesss...... (nervous laugh) sure hehe
I WORSHIP THE GOLDEN GOD
*praising you, praising you*
DEREK URE SO AWESOME IT MAKES ME CRY!!!
*praising you, praising you*
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
URE FAITHFUL MINION- Ms.Dread
so..... how long do you spend in the shower?
yoda is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm his biggest fan
like i have his picture everywhere in my shoe box
wanna come over we can talk about yoda and our hygene issues
yeah i'm talking to you derek ;)
land if you were to pick another name from skulduggery , golden god or derek what would it be?
gnr
he5r
yoda yoda yoda
ah ah ah yoada
(emphasis on te a in yoda)
i am reading abook about an american girl who goes to england
erm is anybody else getting a little creeped out by spud? :-/
oops i mispelled the
I am.
lol You're really weird.
gnjdjjjjyd (if anybody is wondering why i sent these piontless comments i do it to refresh because my refresh button doesn't work
skyril i couldn't agree more :)
come on were almost there lets do it guys
don't listen 2 her i really want to be friends
(and by her i mean odile
I think it worked...
i am bee i drink tee won't you come and drink with
efw
you forgot the me.
syril listen to me not spud
enough of quoting ross geller
lets talk about skulduggery pleasant
so tell me what your favourite out of the series is and lets talk about and i'll try not to bring up my hygene issues
oh damn
s
darquesse oooooo!
vfe
hello?
i'm talking about skulduggery for once come on
this is the skulduggery website
gosh you people just don't care do you
your probably going to start quoting friends characters or talking about hygene issues
(oh damn)
ug
skulduggery pleasant is the best thing EVER! (obviously) I like it more than ye do
i'm sorry i have anger issues:/
so long fellow fans i wish to hibernate in my shoe box good night!
Mm-hm.....
7 more comments and we'll have 400. O.o We are seriously insane and awesome.
i think we've done it
I'll update the story! :3
Once there was a small boy who had a power that confused and frightened his parents and got HIM in trouble. His name was Vornellic Spince. At the age 8 he ran away from home not wanting to see the expression on his parent's faces when he used his power. He met a man soon after. His hair went down about to the middle of his neck and is was a dark, lime green. It looked slimy. He looked down with sunken in purple eyes and said to Vornellic, or Vorn for short,"I never thought I'd find another."
Vorn's eyebrows scrunched together in confusion. "What?"
"Let me guess," said the man. "When you sleep you can slip into another's mind and create things or throw things out. You can give them nightmares or change their memories all together." He grunted and continued in his deep and smooth voice "I how fun it is, but I also know what it does to you. Slowly," said the man, "whether you use it or not, this power turns you into a monster." He pulled his hand out of its sleeve and showed a paw with fur on the back of the hand and purple scales on the palm. Claws shot out of the fingertips, and Vorn gasped and stumbled back.
Continue it!
4 more to go!!
THESE ARE JOKES! I'm a blond myself. I just like jokes about them. :P
Q: How do blond braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse a blond for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
400!!! WOO!
A random comment, for the sake of a random comment. ALSO a question to Derek:
May I have some tips for writing a fantasy novel?
Oh yay we got over 400.
what do you guys (and Derek) think of the plot for my book:
InkMagic is an incredibly powerful book of spells, for it contains every spell ever written/made. It needs seven keys to open it, which are spread out throughout the land of Farlock. This book was made by the Elders strictly for use in great peril. As the Keys are being gathered by the King for use to control or destory Farlock it's up to a small rebellion to gather the Keys for themselves and destroy InkMagic once and for all. (It can only be destroyed by reading a spell from the back of the book.)
I know that the plot line is in really simplistic terms, and I'm usually better with my vocabulary, but I'm really tired.
Anyway; what do you guys think of the plot line; that's what I'm asking about?
Can't wait to hear the interview.
Sounds cool Jack Stephen! I'd start reading it.
Thank you Skyril ^.^
WhatEVER, Kaitlyn and Derek! XD People on here have been talking openly for months about Darquesse and even what she does to her parents. I spoiled no more than they did. You were just intimidated by my SUPERB question-asking skills. LOL I still want to know how old Laura is. That's all. =)
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