Will SOMEBODY, please, for the LOVE OF WHATEVER GOD YOU BELIEVE IN, just TELL ME how to change the TYPEFACE?!
EVERYTHING I POST IS IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FONT!!
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Why dont you do what i do? I write mine in microsoft office word and copy and paste it here.
Maybe i should have just said i dont know...
I have the information you want...
But I won't tell you!!
MWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
How should I know? I don't waste my time writing blogs and stuff of that sort.
Just to get things clear, Fullmetal Alchemist IS quite amazing. :)
And out of most authors I've read, you get the most laughs out of me. Your humor is quite splendid, and I've recommended you to most of my friends.
A good thing about blogs is that you can connect with your fans/readers. More recruits for the Munchkin Army? How is that going by the way? Haven't really been on the website in a while....
And yes, writing a blog CAN be boring, but you know, if you have some sort of writer's block, it's good to come to the blog site and just rant. Ranting is always good. :D
My erm 'about me' thing (if you clicked my name) is all fake, just so you know. I'm actually fifteen, in the US, who read that women get more readers if they pretend to be males. :P Haa haa...
Go the the top of the box you write in and click the arow beside the bit that says font.
Ehh . . . not that I would know
mash your fist into the keyboard, onse satisified that the result has brung you pleaseure then use your mouse like i hammer on the numerical keypad. desired result will follow shortly.
cutting the cheese....ha ha ha
Sheesh! calm down, take a chill pill or whatever it is that young people say these days. You sound way too stressed, go eat some chocolate, or something full of sugar and fat.
When I post a new entry it has all the things along the top of where you type... YOU know more about computers than I DO! You understand how to use a Playstation! XD.
It could always be that blogger doesnt like you. Most things on the computer don't like me... which is actually understandable, XD.
I thought you were doing it on purpose, but I guess I was wrong. Ah well.
Alas, I cannot help you in this matter, because I have no knowledge of blogs and such
I hope you know have realised, Mr. Landy, that fans are extremely unhelpful. ^^
Including myself. :D
I AM NOT YOUR MINION! I AM NO ONES MINION!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE NO MASTERSSSSSS!! this computer is no annoying, i wrote an extra long comment to annoy you and tried to post it, it then did some weird stuff and now i have to write it all over again!! grr, i hate computers. anyway, Skulduggery pleasant is in my top3 of books, number one being Harry Potter! XD i cant wait for the fourth one, i was so shocked when you killed Mr bliss off, it was unexpected. i got my frined to read them but she was too scared of me to read the third one, cos i was going nuts at her cos i didnt want her to crease them, i HATE it when books get creased. oh DONT kill tanith off in one of thebooks, cos she is the best after Skulduggery,if you do i will have to use my super kungfu powers and track you down (yes i too have super powers! XD) anyway this comment is long enough ;) BYE
ZAHRA
sorry that was a long comment ...
sorry its me again ;) actually im not sorry because i love watching you suffer mwhahahaha oh are you coming to NZ???? pwease pwease do! im english but moved to Nz some years ago. please come! and it you do are you going north island or south?? please south!!
Ummmm....well,.....when I type in paint...it pops up this lil box that has Font and....like...Font type...and stuff....Some times it doesn't pop up though....so maybe that's the problem for you?Whenever that happens I right click, go down to the bottom and click "text box" then it pops up! :D Maybe that'll help??Even if it doesn't though I really don't mind different fonts ^.^
Typeface... tee hee hee. It amuses me when others are incompetent. You should, instead of babbling about how it is a 'problem', pretend that it is your 'creative flair' (ha ha and all that) come alive against the repression of the plain, black generic font. You could have become great from this, but alas, it is too late now. Have a pleasant day :)
Mr. Landy, as a fan of your books and a fantasy writer, I feel it's my obligation to be helpful on the font matter.
If you use the Blogger interface to write in this blog: there's a tab with the available fonts on the upper-left corner, on top of the writing box. Click it, and it will open a menu to change the font you use. You may also change the size of the font using the button next to it.
If you use any other way: I'm sorry, I can't help you on this matter.
I hope you can fix this problem, Mr. Landy. We will meet again... in the Bestseller list.
--Elmarien
just wanted to say that i think your blog rock and it doesnt matter wat u write because people are still going to read it so HA!
and yes we do like to make you suffer lol just deal with it
anyway back to my point i love how you mind works and hope that my writing with be half way near as good as your s one day
p.s skulduggery rock XD
If I knew everything I would be google and rich and not worrying about school stupied hsc :[ any way as you are old and can not deal with such stuff as blogs google it :P
cant afford to get a blog your holiness or noodlyness or cheesyness i ask your wisdom of how to get rich quick and i want to no if asking you for money is a sin well any way ples come 2 brisbane in aus on your tour and if you dont i will let the cheese in my fridge mould and mould more so you can never eat it mwah ha ha. i will also eat the spagetti and meat balls as a tribut to his noodlyness, rite beside you The Great Flying spagetti monster and my fellow pastafarians so that i will have tot sinned by letting the cheese mould, ha ha ha got you there havent i. well ciao for now and iif you dont come to brizzie youl be hearing the screams of innocent cheese going mouldy and then ounce fully mouldy being fed to my dog sheel eat anything MWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAMWAHAHAHAHAAH(Pause for air intake)WAHAAHHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Finneshes with seizure
Louis
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The holy fsm has a website tooo http://goo.gl/opyl
Check it out
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From 2012: i don't know how to change the font
From: 2012 to say we break the Blog....
Hello there.
Coming to you from 2013.
Just to say...
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This blog post has been documented, recorded, and filed into the Blogland Archive on December 8, 2014.
Aww. Poor Derek.
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