... theres a guy who comes into the diner regularly and hes a bit weird and like super Christian and he always invites me to look at his alpacas (Im presuming he actually has alpacas... im usually quite good with euphemisms but I have no idea what an alpaca could possibly mean other than the animal itself)... I always make excuses because dude I dont wanna go to a creepy guys farm or whatever he has...
... he came in earlier and he always drops things on the floor for some reason so I was using a brush to clean a little and then he kinda got me and started talking to me again although this time he was trying to convert me into a Christian!!!
Weird guy I really dont like him haha ;)
... the thing is, im kinda a Christian... when I say kinda its because im missing out on some of the biggest parts of being Christian... when we used to live in Minnesota someone told me that to believe in god was to believe that God is perfect... and thats stuck with me all of my life... I could never say that anyone, person or god, who has killed someone, is perfect. And god has killed thousands or even millions of people in the Bible i mean didnt he basically wipe out everyone in the world but the people and animals on the Ark??? And thats before we get to him not doing anything ever to stop suffering even though he has the power to and I get "god works in mysterious ways" "god gave us free will"... but his ways dont agree with what I believe in... even if I believed he existed i wouldnt and couldnt worship him... my morals... my sense of right and wrong just wouldnt let me... ... im a Christian in the sense that I believe what the religion teaches in terms of morals and how you should behave... so I guess im a Christian who doesnt believe in god ;)
... the guy didnt get very far with trying to convert me ;) But it was definitely a weird Conversation haha ;)
Michael: *stumbles and falls in this time, coughing and swimming to the surface, growling* *treds water* Fine!!! Since both you and Flauros seem determined to drive me away I'll bl**dy leave again, happy!!! *swims to the shore, dragging himself out, glaring at Dustin*
Michael: Operant conditioning? *again, left home at 8* *wasnt taught about the fancy terms for punishment/reward for a specific reaction* I don't know what that is but I don't care okay. I'm going to leave if it's the right thing to do regardless of if you shove me in a lake.
Tresha: that's not how you make people stay Flauros.
Michael: Because so far all its bl**min caused is grief! *glares* I've been slapped, threatened and thrown in a lake. No exactly the welcome I would expect from somewhere I want to be. Alys might make me happy but I've been fine being miserable this far.
Michael: Then either start heading back or I'm heading off. *folds his arms across his chest* I've had quite enough of being pushed around and bullied and ordered around. If I want to leave I'll leave, if not I won't, it's none of your damn business.
Congratulations on your AP scores, Noelle!! Sounds as though your hard work paid off. :)
@Lauren: I think that it should be encouraged rather than chastised for people to interpret their religion however they wish. I don't believe in encouraging people not to think for themselves, and just because one person says God is perfect -- that doesn't mean that God has to be perfect. It's fine if they think that, but it doesn't mean that every Christian needs to. That's why, when Chloe talks about Wicca and the different ways they can practice and branch out, that sounds to me like a good environment to be in? I don't think that anyone can rightfully tell you what God you should or shouldn't believe in, or how many or even if you should at all. I would rather believe in an imperfect God over a perfect one, any day of the week - but as it is, I don't believe in either. As long as your heart is in the right place, I don't personally think it matters where your faith is. Um. Sorry for the block of text? In short, a Christian who doesn't believe in God can still be a Christian, as far as I'm concerned. :)
Also @Noelle from earlier: Oh my gosh I never thought I would meat(haha) another person who had watched Mr Meaty oh my gosh I think there were a couple of short periods of time where it showed pretty late on like Nickelodeon or something. I can't imagine it being on during the day. xD I don't even know how to describe that show, it was honestly the most weird and semi disturbing thing
((I also never thought I would talk about religious diversity and mr meaty in the same comment but there it is.))
Courage the Cowardly Dog was also on kind of late, i think (although idk what that means because of, like, aging) I remember Teen Titans, too (Raven was 2cool4school as far as primary school me could tell), and Danny... Idk might that be Danny Fenton..? But Aang is my one true son and I will never let go of his little blue arrows or his big round eyes. :(
I agree Taia :) ... but uh doesnt Christianity basically tell you what to believe in and how you should behave??? I thought that was kinda the point haha ;) ... I dont want to believe in an imperfect god either because someone who kills people/does nothing to stop bad things shouldnt be all powerful in my opinion :) ... so I cant believe in a perfect god and I dont want to believe in an imperfect one ;)
But yes I do call myself a Christian because I agree with what the religion teaches as a whole... I kinda view the bible like... childrens stories I guess??? I probably wouldnt read them to a child but... its kinda like teaching morals and say why you shouldnt do some things... thats kinda what the bible is to me... not a book of absolute truth but a way of saying "and the moral of the story is..." you know??? Not all stories fit that though and some are just weird so I kinda ignore those haha ;)
... on the other hand, telling the weird guy in the diner that im a lesbian and a Christian who doesnt believe in god and views the bible a little like a childrens book would be a sure way of giving him a heart attack ;)
(OK fair warning about my penchant for writing very long comments when I get super interested in something. Hasn't happened for a while but, hello. :P I'm not ranting, I'm actually mostly just thinking about how I agree with you, and a bit trying to work out why I think whatever I do. :) So, uh, maybe long comment that I don't expect anyone to read against their will. Sorry!)
*nods*
Well, I dunno. On the large scale, as an organised religion I'm sure it does? But on the smaller scale I'm not so sure. Obviously I realise it tells you that there's one God and Heaven and Earth and all of that. And like, there are a lot of times when the Bible and especially the Old and New Testaments contradict each other, and to me that would say 'I've gotta think for myself here'? Do I take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, wound for wound, bruise for bruise; or do I love my neighbour, do I judge not and condemn not and instead forgive? Or if somebody slaps me on my right cheek, do I turn him the other also?
There are Christians who believe Christianity tells them that homosexuality is a sin, and there are ones who don't. There are Christians who believe that if you don't believe, you don't get in, and there are ones who don't. I don't know about anywhere else, but I know that in England, back in the days when it was pretty important that Christianity was very much the dominant religion over here - our kings believed that they had been appointed by God, that they had some divine right and were exempt from any Earthly judgement or authority. But not everybody shared that belief because we've got this long history of our monarchy being tortured and killed. And as far as I know people don't talk about our queen that way nowadays? They mostly just go 'aw she's so old. she always wears green when she visits Ireland. when's she gonna abdicate'?
And then, there are different branches of Christianity? Again I remember history classes in school being mostly 'and we were Catholics. And then we were Protestants. And then we were Catholics again.' And masses got killed and burned or hanged or beheaded for following the wrong branch. And don't those two branches tell you to believe different things? Idk.
So I think that if some teachings are down to opinion, then who's to say the others aren't, either?
But I mean, that's just my two cents, as it were. And mind, I'm not a Christian, so maybe those decisions aren't mine to make anyway. :)
But, in shorter - yeah, I agree. :) And those moral stories, kind of like... fables? Idk, I just think it's neat that you've got a way to follow your religion that works for you, i guess. *nods* :) And yeah, that last bit, possibly best avoided. :P
(I liked Christianity as in the stuff they teach you in school, like love thy neighbour and stuff
But there are some.. Extremists who believe that abortion is linked with witchcraft and stuff like that If anyone's interested in any of the videos I found I can give you links
Oh.. And this Wiccan man I watched did a video response to this Christian guy who was on about how witchcraft is bad and that he believes every word of the bible.. Although there are many accounts of incest, rape and genocide in it xD )
Yeah. :/ But I mean. There are extremists in everything, I guess. You get extreme atheists who refuse to accept the people who have (or try to have, or want to have) any kind of faith. It's just.... Yeah. It sucks when that's directed at what you believe. ://
... Christianity does have an awful history :( like 100% awful... I guess thats also partly why I choose... I guess I dont take my religion so seriously... I use it as a guideline to show me how to act but I dont especially believe in anything... god to me isnt an actual being and doesnt actually exist its kinda like something you say, again, to children... and heaven kinda works like a naughty and nice list with santa :) my interpretation of my religion isnt something to believe in really but a way of teaching people how to be kind to each other...
... there are some weird extremists though... if you ever get the chance to go to the Creation Museum in Kentucky do it!!! Its the funniest place in the whole world haha ;) you walk around and you see dinosaurs on noahs ark and youre literally thinking all the way around "this is just a way to indoctrinate children"... its an evil evil place but hilarious for people with common sense :)
Lol, you'd think they'd leave the dinosaurs off the ark, wouldn't you? If you've gotta kill 'em off, may as well do it then and save yourself the trouble later. :P
... today has barely even started and ive been lied to and dumped and had to call in sick at work because I was so upset... i thought the world was wanting me to be happy but it wasnt... it was raising me up just to crush me again... im fed up of struggling... with my head... with my life... with everything... i try and be nice to people and i do everything i can possibly do to please the people i like and i just get hurt over and over and over again...
Michael: Sure, thanks. *walks off to the bathroom, grabbing a towel and peeling his shirt off, turning his back to the mirror* *sighs, some of his back is bleeding again but not too much*
... im gonna drink a bottle of alcoholic fruit juice stuff I have in my refrigerator and then play computer games... never done it before but i guess this is a good excuse...
Michael: *opens his wardrobe and remembers he has no clothes* *glares at the wardrobe, wrapping the towel securely around his waist* *maybe Flauros has some clothes*
... another thing is that i let them get away with it... i say i forgive them every single time they lie to me and hurt me and say im sorry like its my fault they do these things to me... then i give them another chance... every single time... i just did it then... they do things wrong to me and then I crawl back to them like im the one who has done something wrong... I do it constantly... not just once or twice but all the time... I really hate being me...
(*hugs tightly* you're better than that. If they keep lying then don't go back. At the very least leave it for at least three days, don't talk to them and don't apologise. If they don't come after you they aren't worth it.)
Haha im not better than that Jai... im really not...
... I know Inky... haha if you knew the half of it youd say much worse than that ;) crawling back to someone who has lied to me is very small in comparison ;)
I know what its like to be loyal like that... I kept going back to my ex best friend despite what s said to me when I started to talk back to er she dropped me like a rock, and I am better for it)
it's called being a nice person with a little bit of naivety, lauren :P Don't blame yourself for it...just try to change on it. I used to be like that. I still kinda am I guess, like I don't hold grudges....but without the crawling back to people. I don't crawl to people to stabilize my inner world to begin with. You could try the same as well. Standing alone has its cons but its pros as well :P
Haha I should know better than to be naive already... but apparently not... I dont get grudges in the first place so I have nothing to hold... but i just... i dont know... im just a moron
I understand. So far, I've been in 3 relationships altogether and at the end I found out that all 3 were together with me just cuz banter, not because they actually liked me. I've tried dozens of times, to be with someone I liked, they all were failed attempts because the feeling was not mutual. I have now found myself at a point where all I have is hate for other people(maybe except some of my family). Not that it bothers me what so ever :P I am somewhat asexual, if you will. It's been a while since anything's "turned me on" :P
And at least this way, I can avoid the only thing that triggers my other "bad" persona, being played by people. You see, I do like to be ahead of everyone and when somebody is ahead of me, managed to trick me, I do not give a good response....though I have learned how to control sudden out bursts.
Either way, the point I am making is...maybe try to take a break from relationships or anything of the sorts? I don't expect anyone to become a heartless son of a bitch like me, but taking a break may not be a bad idea.
Michael: Thanks. *takes the pants, dropping the towel and slipping them on* *takes the shirt, tugging it over his head and grimacing at the pain it causes*
Gotta agree with Fera, a break from relationships might be a good thing. If you decide for that, you'll avoid getting caught in a rebound-relationship (which may work - or not).
My love right now, is astrophysics and I've not been able to stop reading books and facts about it for a few months now. I also like molecular biology ^_^
Find yourself something to do, that will occupy you so you won't feel the need to fill out the missing bits that you feel in your existence :)
... your roleplays are all so elaborate and long-lasting that it makes it impossible to randomly join. And I don't want to know how many months I'd have to read back to understand what's going on...
I dont think you can cure being a moron Aquila haha ;) thinking im a moron for doing something apparently doesnt make me stop...
Ive had 3 relationships also... my first girlfriend was the sweetest thing ever but it didnt work out... my second was the worst thing ever and we were together 5 years and it was like the worst 5 years of my life... and then ive had this one...
Well, trusting people and loving people doesn't make you a moron, Lauren.
On the topic of bad relationships lasting long... my four year one was bad for more than half the time. =P The good thing about those kind of relationships? How much better you feel when you're out of them. After the first time of being sad, you start to realise how much more energy and time you have, and how much less stress.
Well, my second relationship's still going strong. Gonna go camping with him next month. :3 I can't say anything about relationships that seemed to be going fine and then suddenly ended. The only one I got out of had it's end coming loooong ago.
fair enough, lauren. That 5 year relationship sounds like shit. You shouldn't have stayed with her that long :P
I am not built for relationships to be honest....considering I am like the embodiment of the fucking anti christ, doesn't take a genius to figure XD
But hey, recently, since I've not been using my brain for feelings, it has been functioning extra efficiently when it comes to science, making it more fun for me to study it. So that's good.
fera: *appears out of nowhere, smirking like a lunatic* I don't know where you were for the last 5 minutes of that but I clearly wasn't hurt *walks out with arms open wide*
No, I don't write for Alastair, Aretha does. There is this complex relationship, but Alastair isn't dying. Just... Becoming normal again, is what I mean by "end".
Aquila: -squints eyes- Are you being a maniac again? Really now?
Swirl: Though that WOULD make him a GREAT bad guy.
Me: Do we even want a bad guy in the story? What kind of story do we even want? Like... a murder mystery or horror story or love story or... anything like that?
(for those who haven't met Tawnee, as I only ever used her with Rhos, she has parts of her which is covered in white scales, she has white hair and golden eyes. she can shift into a dragon.
her parents abandoned her because of what se was, and she was part of a freak circus and the boss abuse her. she left and wanted to kill jerself but she was saved
haha see I can understand that since my old self used to be much more compassionate and mellow, lauren ;) at the same time, I used to be much more inconsistent. Like I could take a lot but once it snapped, that was it for me, the person that pissed me off had to get a passport and possibly a 5k donation for the surgery XD Now, I am just consistently cold but not as irritated.
I do have my off days though. About 3 weeks ago, these chav druggies tried to talk shit to me because they walked in on my friend in the public toilet. I laughed out loud and kicked the metal pole in front of them so it bent (and also swelled up my leg XD) and offered for all of them to come at me. Neither of them were hard then. Shows the loudest people are usually the pussies.
Fera: Can i be the anti hero? I am fine with being the bad guy but it's usually pretty boring *sighs in sarcastic boredom and grins* me: Yeah, he's better at being the anti hero *smiles*
I feel like we should slowly introduce the idea of killer bananas to our OCs. Let them encounter them individually, so they earn the disbelief of everyone else... just to later get to say 'Seee, I TOLD YOU!'.
Actually, Fera would make a good one for a first encounter. Cause no one's gonna believe him, at first. xD
(Welcome back Fera! Go and let your OC encounter some killer bananas, please. :3 )
Aquila: -stands very still for a moment, just her ears twitch- -she suddenly jumps over the small wall and is gone-
Swirl: -appears about ten seconds after that- -looking around- -comes over to Tawnee- Excuse me, did you see a brown haired girl around here? Glasses, pretty average looking, about this -points- tall?
aye. ummmm....ok....let's see Fera: Don't worry it's fine, I am batshit insane anyways. Me: True. It won't be as much of a surprise to you as to everyone else.
Fera: *walks into his living-room, grabbing a banana off the shelf* (can somebody please be the banana? )
Fera: Are you some kindof hive mind or something? *grins widely* I am interested to find out *grabs one of the bananas and restrains it with a symbol* you'll need some testing.
Swirl: -grabs Aquila by her neck-fur and carries her off- We got called in for a case! Though I think I misunderstood something. They mentioned fruit or so.
Aquila: -looks pretty dissatisfied but dangles along-
Other bananas: -laser-eye Fera because he's out of range for fire breath-
(Then the bananas better actually have a hive-mind. xD I was more thinking of remote-controlled by magic, but hive-mind works too. Means there'll be a leader-banana somewhere. :p )
fera: huh. *grabs all laser beams with the same hand that was burnt already, kicking all the bananas quite hard, leaving only the one he restrained untouched* You sure are quite the squirmy ones.
(Oh god. I just realised. Imma have to be a LOT of bananas in a lot of places! 0.0 Nooooo.... are there any lurkers around who'd like to write a horde of killer-bananas?)
(yeah i guess. It could be a dark comedy show :P) Fera: *pokes its eyes out* ya think just because I am a little looney, I don't pay attention to detail? *smirks*
-Tawnee's banana opes its' eyes, looking straight at her-
-in Aquila and Swirl's place of employment (it's not really a sanctuary, cause they are by FAR not bureaucratic enough to match German standards), a banana is lasering and fireing around in a box made of mirrors, which alow you to look into the box but the banana can't see or laser out-
Fera: The same trick two times? You think it'll work? *grins as he stands there uninjured even though there are flames all around him, the same flames that hurt him the first time* *grabs the banana and brings it to the kitchen, shoving wet cloth down its throat*
Aquila: ... the fuck. Swirl: That fits quite well. Aquila: So an unknown amount of these has been sold through normal supermarkets? Swirl: Yes. Aquila: ... not good.
-Fera's banana is blind, but hasn't fully given up yet- -waits for him to put it down, to then sprout arms and legs and attempt setting furniture on fire-
-Tawnee's banana squirms some more, trying to escape her grasp-
-Fera's banana is very much not amused- -it's also incapable of doing anything, now-
Aquila: How are we supposed to find them? Swirl: They're already using the media, calling them back. Made up some story about having found a dangerous spider species in one of them. They claim it breeds in the banana and you won't be able to tell until it releases about a hundred of tiny, poisonous baby spiders. Aquila: If THAT won't make people throw them out, I don't know what will. Swirl: They also promise a refund in case you return them to the shops, who then are supposed to hand them to us. Aquila: Uh-huh...
-Tawnee's bananas all grow limbs, then start walking around breathing fire at any furniture available-
Fera: Not so squirmy anymore. Eh well, was fun till it lasted *nods and drops it in a tank that starts glowing* *after a few minutes, bio electronic tentacles attach to the banana and a screen starts showing coordinates that come from quite close nearby* Gotcha bitch *smiles and starts walking outside his basement* ahh yes, almost forgot *waves with one of his hands and the electronic arms lift up the banana outside the liquid* *grabs the air and some purple stuff comes out of the banana as it levitates towards fera, as he eats it* yummy *walks outside basement*
(The heck Fera, you eat bananas that have eyes and move around? xD)
Aquila: And we're supposed to pick them up? Swirl: Mhm. Some retired people already started returning bananas. Aquila: ... most of them are going to be normal bananas, I know, but how will we deal with the magical ones? Swirl: ... magical bananas. Aquila: I know.
-Tawnee's bananas burn, to leave a pleasant smell of baked banana-
(Fera: nahhh, I eat life/souls :3 ) (since we had already rp-ed quite a lot before, fera and aquila know each other, how about that? and all the stuff that happened in private rp is also in this universe. this is a timeline after that, if that's ok johanna? ) Fera: *a purple swirl pool looking thing appears above aquila and swirl* Sup *smiles*
(I can't promise I remember all of the private rp, but that's fine by me. ^^)
Swirl: That's no banana. Aquila: Indeed. And, Fera, YOU are. What are you doing up there? 0o Swirl: Talk while we're walking, we have to go to the supermarket at the other side of the park, first. Aquila: Work...
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Alys: I s see..
Michael: *glares at Flauros*
What about Alys.
Tresha: *shrugs*
It'll be.. Interesting to say the least.
*grins*
Flauros: she's busy
Alys: *smiles* y you're lucky
Today has been super weird...
... theres a guy who comes into the diner regularly and hes a bit weird and like super Christian and he always invites me to look at his alpacas (Im presuming he actually has alpacas... im usually quite good with euphemisms but I have no idea what an alpaca could possibly mean other than the animal itself)... I always make excuses because dude I dont wanna go to a creepy guys farm or whatever he has...
... he came in earlier and he always drops things on the floor for some reason so I was using a brush to clean a little and then he kinda got me and started talking to me again although this time he was trying to convert me into a Christian!!!
Weird guy I really dont like him haha ;)
... the thing is, im kinda a Christian... when I say kinda its because im missing out on some of the biggest parts of being Christian... when we used to live in Minnesota someone told me that to believe in god was to believe that God is perfect... and thats stuck with me all of my life... I could never say that anyone, person or god, who has killed someone, is perfect. And god has killed thousands or even millions of people in the Bible i mean didnt he basically wipe out everyone in the world but the people and animals on the Ark??? And thats before we get to him not doing anything ever to stop suffering even though he has the power to and I get "god works in mysterious ways" "god gave us free will"... but his ways dont agree with what I believe in... even if I believed he existed i wouldnt and couldnt worship him... my morals... my sense of right and wrong just wouldnt let me...
... im a Christian in the sense that I believe what the religion teaches in terms of morals and how you should behave... so I guess im a Christian who doesnt believe in god ;)
... the guy didnt get very far with trying to convert me ;) But it was definitely a weird Conversation haha ;)
Michael: *glares at him but trudges after Dustin angrily*
Tresha: I really am.. You'll get there some day
*smiles, ruffling her hair*
Anyway, sounds like the shouting has stopped.
(A Christian who doesn't believe in God.. *nods* Cool.)
(Im a Laurenic... new denomination ;))
(*shrugs* I'm Wiccan but I'm cool with Christians.. As long as they don't shove their beliefs down my throat, trying to convert me )
Dustin: have you been to the lake?
Alys: true..
(I don't mind them)
Michael: Yes, of course I have.
Tresha: go see your boy.
*smiles*
Ooohhhh Wiccan :) Uh... I have to say the only things I know about Wiccan is what a Scooby Doo movie taught me... I need teaching ;)
Dustin; okay *leads him to the lake*
Alys: okay *smiles and walks out and frowns* where is he?
Flauros: with Dustin
Michael: *follows him, grumbling and muttering to himself*
*his stomach growls loudly*
Tresha: *walks out, frowning*
Dustin? The one who threw Alice in the lake?
Dustin; *pushes him up*
Flauros: yes
Michael: Hey!
*grabs Dustins wrist to stabilise himself*
What the hell!
Tresha: ..Flauros.
Dustin: teaching you a lesson
Flauros: yes?
Michael: what lesson?
*shoves Dustin away, stepping away from the lake*
Tresha: Did you send Michael with Dustin to have him thrown in the lake.
Dustin: what happens when you leave
Flauros: ... Noooo
Alys: what?!
Michael: What, I get thrown in a lake?!
*growls at him*
Don't you think I've hard a hard enough time being the counts boy toy!!!
Tresha: *groans*
Flauros. You really can't just have him thrown in a lake because he's annoying you.
Dustin: you chose to return *pushes him in*
Flauros: it's not for me
Michael: *stumbles and falls in this time, coughing and swimming to the surface, growling*
*treds water*
Fine!!! Since both you and Flauros seem determined to drive me away I'll bl**dy leave again, happy!!!
*swims to the shore, dragging himself out, glaring at Dustin*
Tresha: *glances at Alys*
Dustin: that's not it.. We want you to stay
Alys: w why did you do that
Flauros: he needs to learn what happens everytimd he leaves
Michael: then why the hell did you just push me in a lake?!!
Tresha: Are you going to push him in a lake everytjme he leaves now?
Dustin: to make sure you'll stay
Flauros: yes
Michael: How in gods name is that meant to make me stay?!
Tresha: *facepalms slightly and sighs*
Dustin: Operant conditioning
Flauros: hmmm??
Michael: Operant conditioning?
*again, left home at 8*
*wasnt taught about the fancy terms for punishment/reward for a specific reaction*
I don't know what that is but I don't care okay. I'm going to leave if it's the right thing to do regardless of if you shove me in a lake.
Tresha: that's not how you make people stay Flauros.
Dustin; leave, you get pushed.. Stay you'll have Alys' love and happiness
Flauros: how do you then?
Michael: if I'm leaving to protect her I shouldn't be punished!!!
Tresha: you just.. I don't know! You can't! They have free will.
Dustin: protect her by herside
Flauros: right
Michael: that isn't always an answer okay!
*glares at him*
You know maybe it was a mistake coming back.
Tresha: *shakes her head, smiling gently*
It's sweet of you to try
Dustin; why ?
Flauros; thank you *smiles*
Michael: Because so far all its bl**min caused is grief!
*glares*
I've been slapped, threatened and thrown in a lake. No exactly the welcome I would expect from somewhere I want to be. Alys might make me happy but I've been fine being miserable this far.
Tresha: *kisses him gently*
Dustin: you'll have her when we go back
Flauros: *kisses*
Michael: Then either start heading back or I'm heading off.
*folds his arms across his chest*
I've had quite enough of being pushed around and bullied and ordered around. If I want to leave I'll leave, if not I won't, it's none of your damn business.
Tresha: I love you..
Dustin; *shrugs and walks back*
Flauros: I love you too
Michael: *trudges after him, dripping water, his shirt and pants stuck to him*
Tresha: *laces her fingers through his*
Dustin; hurry, your Missus has been waiting
Flauros: *smiles*
Michael: *sighs and picks up the pace, half jogging back to the house*
Tresha: *rests her head against his arm*
*looks at Alys*
Dustin; *enters*
Alys: *stands awkwardly*
Michael: *walks in behind him, dripping on the floor*
Tresha: *scowls at Dustin*
Dustin : *shrugs*
Alys: m Michael..
Michael: Yeah?
*wags his damn tail as quick as he can, trying to dry it, just making it poof up*
helluh. myname isu, cowboy hara.
holy fuck. I put on 2 stones in the last few months.
Congratulations on your AP scores, Noelle!! Sounds as though your hard work paid off. :)
@Lauren: I think that it should be encouraged rather than chastised for people to interpret their religion however they wish. I don't believe in encouraging people not to think for themselves, and just because one person says God is perfect -- that doesn't mean that God has to be perfect. It's fine if they think that, but it doesn't mean that every Christian needs to. That's why, when Chloe talks about Wicca and the different ways they can practice and branch out, that sounds to me like a good environment to be in? I don't think that anyone can rightfully tell you what God you should or shouldn't believe in, or how many or even if you should at all. I would rather believe in an imperfect God over a perfect one, any day of the week - but as it is, I don't believe in either. As long as your heart is in the right place, I don't personally think it matters where your faith is.
Um. Sorry for the block of text? In short, a Christian who doesn't believe in God can still be a Christian, as far as I'm concerned. :)
Also @Noelle from earlier: Oh my gosh I never thought I would meat(haha) another person who had watched Mr Meaty oh my gosh
I think there were a couple of short periods of time where it showed pretty late on like Nickelodeon or something. I can't imagine it being on during the day. xD
I don't even know how to describe that show, it was honestly the most weird and semi disturbing thing
((I also never thought I would talk about religious diversity and mr meaty in the same comment but there it is.))
Courage the Cowardly Dog was also on kind of late, i think (although idk what that means because of, like, aging)
I remember Teen Titans, too (Raven was 2cool4school as far as primary school me could tell), and Danny... Idk might that be Danny Fenton..? But Aang is my one true son and I will never let go of his little blue arrows or his big round eyes. :(
I agree Taia :) ... but uh doesnt Christianity basically tell you what to believe in and how you should behave??? I thought that was kinda the point haha ;)
... I dont want to believe in an imperfect god either because someone who kills people/does nothing to stop bad things shouldnt be all powerful in my opinion :)
... so I cant believe in a perfect god and I dont want to believe in an imperfect one ;)
But yes I do call myself a Christian because I agree with what the religion teaches as a whole... I kinda view the bible like... childrens stories I guess??? I probably wouldnt read them to a child but... its kinda like teaching morals and say why you shouldnt do some things... thats kinda what the bible is to me... not a book of absolute truth but a way of saying "and the moral of the story is..." you know??? Not all stories fit that though and some are just weird so I kinda ignore those haha ;)
... on the other hand, telling the weird guy in the diner that im a lesbian and a Christian who doesnt believe in god and views the bible a little like a childrens book would be a sure way of giving him a heart attack ;)
(OK fair warning about my penchant for writing very long comments when I get super interested in something. Hasn't happened for a while but, hello. :P I'm not ranting, I'm actually mostly just thinking about how I agree with you, and a bit trying to work out why I think whatever I do. :) So, uh, maybe long comment that I don't expect anyone to read against their will. Sorry!)
*nods*
Well, I dunno. On the large scale, as an organised religion I'm sure it does? But on the smaller scale I'm not so sure. Obviously I realise it tells you that there's one God and Heaven and Earth and all of that. And like, there are a lot of times when the Bible and especially the Old and New Testaments contradict each other, and to me that would say 'I've gotta think for myself here'? Do I take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, wound for wound, bruise for bruise; or do I love my neighbour, do I judge not and condemn not and instead forgive? Or if somebody slaps me on my right cheek, do I turn him the other also?
There are Christians who believe Christianity tells them that homosexuality is a sin, and there are ones who don't. There are Christians who believe that if you don't believe, you don't get in, and there are ones who don't. I don't know about anywhere else, but I know that in England, back in the days when it was pretty important that Christianity was very much the dominant religion over here - our kings believed that they had been appointed by God, that they had some divine right and were exempt from any Earthly judgement or authority. But not everybody shared that belief because we've got this long history of our monarchy being tortured and killed. And as far as I know people don't talk about our queen that way nowadays? They mostly just go 'aw she's so old. she always wears green when she visits Ireland. when's she gonna abdicate'?
And then, there are different branches of Christianity? Again I remember history classes in school being mostly 'and we were Catholics. And then we were Protestants. And then we were Catholics again.' And masses got killed and burned or hanged or beheaded for following the wrong branch. And don't those two branches tell you to believe different things? Idk.
So I think that if some teachings are down to opinion, then who's to say the others aren't, either?
But I mean, that's just my two cents, as it were. And mind, I'm not a Christian, so maybe those decisions aren't mine to make anyway. :)
But, in shorter - yeah, I agree. :) And those moral stories, kind of like... fables? Idk, I just think it's neat that you've got a way to follow your religion that works for you, i guess. *nods* :)
And yeah, that last bit, possibly best avoided. :P
(Sorry for all the words!)
(I liked Christianity as in the stuff they teach you in school, like love thy neighbour and stuff
But there are some.. Extremists who believe that abortion is linked with witchcraft and stuff like that
If anyone's interested in any of the videos I found I can give you links
Oh.. And this Wiccan man I watched did a video response to this Christian guy who was on about how witchcraft is bad and that he believes every word of the bible.. Although there are many accounts of incest, rape and genocide in it xD )
Yeah. :/
But I mean. There are extremists in everything, I guess. You get extreme atheists who refuse to accept the people who have (or try to have, or want to have) any kind of faith. It's just.... Yeah. It sucks when that's directed at what you believe. ://
... Christianity does have an awful history :( like 100% awful... I guess thats also partly why I choose... I guess I dont take my religion so seriously... I use it as a guideline to show me how to act but I dont especially believe in anything... god to me isnt an actual being and doesnt actually exist its kinda like something you say, again, to children... and heaven kinda works like a naughty and nice list with santa :) my interpretation of my religion isnt something to believe in really but a way of teaching people how to be kind to each other...
... there are some weird extremists though... if you ever get the chance to go to the Creation Museum in Kentucky do it!!! Its the funniest place in the whole world haha ;) you walk around and you see dinosaurs on noahs ark and youre literally thinking all the way around "this is just a way to indoctrinate children"... its an evil evil place but hilarious for people with common sense :)
*nods* I can agree with that too, Lauren. :)
Lol, you'd think they'd leave the dinosaurs off the ark, wouldn't you? If you've gotta kill 'em off, may as well do it then and save yourself the trouble later. :P
(Okay, so Jack was busy
He gave me a puzzle to entertain myself
I was so frustrated with it
Then he tells me it's impossible)
(That's really mean!)
(Yeah xD )
(*cuddles close* Evil Jack)
Michael: Yeah?
*glances at Alys, wringing out his tail as gently as he can*
*scowls at his hair being all flat*
Tresha: *rolls her eyes and just leans against Flauros*
(*cuddles*)
ALys: w welcome back...
Flauros: he is useless
Michael: Thanks. Hopefully people will stop throwing me in lakes and making me think I should leave.
*glares at the door Dustin left through*
Tresha: He is. But for some reason she likes that.
... today has barely even started and ive been lied to and dumped and had to call in sick at work because I was so upset... i thought the world was wanting me to be happy but it wasnt... it was raising me up just to crush me again... im fed up of struggling... with my head... with my life... with everything... i try and be nice to people and i do everything i can possibly do to please the people i like and i just get hurt over and over and over again...
(Lauren.. I'm so sorry to hear that! *offers hugs?*)
(*hugs Lau*)
Alys: you need to warm up
Flauros: each to their own
Michael: It's fine, I'll grab a towel and dry myself off in a second.
Tresha: Speaking of
*grins up at him*
ALys: o okay.. don't be long, we have prepared food
Flauros: *raises a eyebrow* yes?
Michael: Sure, thanks.
*walks off to the bathroom, grabbing a towel and peeling his shirt off, turning his back to the mirror*
*sighs, some of his back is bleeding again but not too much*
Tresha: *kisses him passionately, grinning*
Alys: *scurries to the kitchen*
Flauros: *kisses passionately, growling playfully*
Michael: *turns the shower on figuring he probably needs to wash the lake water and dirt out of his back*
*jumps in the shower*
Tresha: *giggles very slightly, pressing against him*
Alys: *sets tble*
Flauros: I love you
Michael: *showers and dries himself, wrapping up in a towel*
*walks to his room*
Tresha: I love you too.
Alys: *goes to find mchael*
Flauors: I thnk food is ready
*I give virtual internet hugs to you guys*
... im gonna drink a bottle of alcoholic fruit juice stuff I have in my refrigerator and then play computer games... never done it before but i guess this is a good excuse...
Michael: *opens his wardrobe and remembers he has no clothes*
*glares at the wardrobe, wrapping the towel securely around his waist*
*maybe Flauros has some clothes*
Tresha: okay
*smiles*
... another thing is that i let them get away with it... i say i forgive them every single time they lie to me and hurt me and say im sorry like its my fault they do these things to me... then i give them another chance... every single time... i just did it then... they do things wrong to me and then I crawl back to them like im the one who has done something wrong... I do it constantly... not just once or twice but all the time... I really hate being me...
(*hugs tightly* you're better than that. If they keep lying then don't go back. At the very least leave it for at least three days, don't talk to them and don't apologise. If they don't come after you they aren't worth it.)
Alys: *knocks on michaels door*
Flauros: Kisses her cheek*
(Oh Lauren...)
(Iphone screen wont turn on >-<)
Michael: Yeah?
Tresha: *smiles, leaning against him*
Alys: f food is r ready..
Fllauros: *siles* come on *leads her to the kitchen*
Haha im not better than that Jai... im really not...
... I know Inky... haha if you knew the half of it youd say much worse than that ;) crawling back to someone who has lied to me is very small in comparison ;)
(Thanks Chloe :)
Michael: *opens the door, not bothered by the fact the towel only covers from his waist to halfway down his thighs*
I have no clothes.
Tresha: *follows her, smiling happily*
(@Lauren you are)
(Tis okay!
I know what its like to be loyal like that... I kept going back to my ex best friend despite what s said to me
when I started to talk back to er she dropped me like a rock, and I am better for it)
Alys: s shall I get you some?
Flauros: *pulls out a chair for her*
Michael: Could you grab some from Flauros?
Tresha: thank you
*sits down*
it's called being a nice person with a little bit of naivety, lauren :P Don't blame yourself for it...just try to change on it. I used to be like that. I still kinda am I guess, like I don't hold grudges....but without the crawling back to people. I don't crawl to people to stabilize my inner world to begin with. You could try the same as well. Standing alone has its cons but its pros as well :P
hi btw XD
... going back to people I can and do do... but i wouldnt talk back to anyone haha that isnt what i do...
(Hey Fera)
ALys: S sure *goes to flauros' room*
Flauros: anything for you *sits*
(oh, can you lease check my blog 'through the flames' please?)
Michael: *leans against the doorframe, waiting*
Tresha: Let's wait for the others shall we?
Haha I should know better than to be naive already... but apparently not... I dont get grudges in the first place so I have nothing to hold... but i just... i dont know... im just a moron
Akys: *brings him some clothes*
Flauros: okay
Realisation is the first step to bettering yourself.
So IF you are right and you ARE a moron - then congratulations, you can fix it now.
I kind of doubt you are, though.
I understand. So far, I've been in 3 relationships altogether and at the end I found out that all 3 were together with me just cuz banter, not because they actually liked me. I've tried dozens of times, to be with someone I liked, they all were failed attempts because the feeling was not mutual. I have now found myself at a point where all I have is hate for other people(maybe except some of my family). Not that it bothers me what so ever :P I am somewhat asexual, if you will. It's been a while since anything's "turned me on" :P
And at least this way, I can avoid the only thing that triggers my other "bad" persona, being played by people. You see, I do like to be ahead of everyone and when somebody is ahead of me, managed to trick me, I do not give a good response....though I have learned how to control sudden out bursts.
Either way, the point I am making is...maybe try to take a break from relationships or anything of the sorts? I don't expect anyone to become a heartless son of a bitch like me, but taking a break may not be a bad idea.
Michael: Thanks.
*takes the pants, dropping the towel and slipping them on*
*takes the shirt, tugging it over his head and grimacing at the pain it causes*
Tresha: *takes his hand, squeezing it gently*
(Hey Aq!)
Alys: *turns around*
Flauors: *squeezes her hand*
*stomach rumbles*
Hi Inky! ^^
Gotta agree with Fera, a break from relationships might be a good thing. If you decide for that, you'll avoid getting caught in a rebound-relationship (which may work - or not).
(Hi aq)
Michael: Okay. Let's go.
Tresha: *laughs*
Aww. Poor Flauros.
ALys: o oky *leads him to the kitchen*
Flauros: I quite like eatin
Michael: *follows her, grabbing a chair for himself and pulling it out*
Tresha: *sighs at Michael*
Flora: *smile* welcome home!
Flauros: what is it?
*nods at aquila*
My love right now, is astrophysics and I've not been able to stop reading books and facts about it for a few months now. I also like molecular biology ^_^
Find yourself something to do, that will occupy you so you won't feel the need to fill out the missing bits that you feel in your existence :)
Michael: Thanks.. Everyone dig in.
Tresha: His manners.
*shakes her head and nudges him*
Come on, before your stomach devours you.
*everyone starts eating*
ALys: *smiles and eats*
Flauros:okay *smiles and eats*
Michael: *ears timidly, he isn't really a big foodie*
Tresha: *eats happily*
Hi Silente!
... your roleplays are all so elaborate and long-lasting that it makes it impossible to randomly join. And I don't want to know how many months I'd have to read back to understand what's going on...
Alys: do you like t the f food Michael?
Flauros: *dvours a lot of food*
Michael: It's.. Alright?
Tresha: *laughs slightly at Flauros*
(@Aquila probably quite a few months)
I dont think you can cure being a moron Aquila haha ;) thinking im a moron for doing something apparently doesnt make me stop...
Ive had 3 relationships also... my first girlfriend was the sweetest thing ever but it didnt work out... my second was the worst thing ever and we were together 5 years and it was like the worst 5 years of my life... and then ive had this one...
Figured so. ^^
Well, I'll just wait for some random, spontanous, new role-playing to happen, then. :p
Cause nothing's gonna make me read that far back. xD
*agrees with aquila*
*pause*
*Which is why she is writing Alastair's end somewhere else- less than 800 comments!*
(You could always start a rp?)
Also... i took a 3 year break between my last relationship and this one... that probably wasnt enough haha...
(...
Apologies. You should have told me that the rp was driving you away.
Bye.)
Well, trusting people and loving people doesn't make you a moron, Lauren.
On the topic of bad relationships lasting long... my four year one was bad for more than half the time. =P
The good thing about those kind of relationships? How much better you feel when you're out of them. After the first time of being sad, you start to realise how much more energy and time you have, and how much less stress.
Well, my second relationship's still going strong. Gonna go camping with him next month. :3
I can't say anything about relationships that seemed to be going fine and then suddenly ended. The only one I got out of had it's end coming loooong ago.
I could try, but like... well. Is anyone up to one?
Adra - don't kill off your OC! You're gonna miss him! 0.0
Well, at least if you like him like I like my bunch.
Aquila: Woo, she likes us!
Swirl: That explains why we're still around.
Aquila: Ikr? :3
Me: That, and I'd be even worse outnumbered around the Nestlings if you weren't there. ;P
Aquila: Heh, yup, there's many of those.
Swirl: Always good to know someone's got selfish reasons to keep you around. Makes them a lot more reliable.
fair enough, lauren. That 5 year relationship sounds like shit. You shouldn't have stayed with her that long :P
I am not built for relationships to be honest....considering I am like the embodiment of the fucking anti christ, doesn't take a genius to figure XD
But hey, recently, since I've not been using my brain for feelings, it has been functioning extra efficiently when it comes to science, making it more fun for me to study it. So that's good.
(I would start a new rp, but I'm not sure how consistent I would be
Jai get your butt back her)
sur,e I am up for an rp, aquila. If you want to, of course.
It kinda does when i do it too easily haha ;)
... that only works when you get out of them fully Aquila... not when youre still suffering because of them ;)
Im glad your second relationship is good at least :)
Aquila: I'll only play with Fera if you're not harming him again!
Swirl: OC rights! OC rights! -chants-
Me: Aha. xD
Honestly, inconsistency is fiiiine. We're not going for a masterpiece, but for fun, right? ^^
(true... Tawnee hasn't been out for a while and she needs to spread her wings)
fera: *appears out of nowhere, smirking like a lunatic* I don't know where you were for the last 5 minutes of that but I clearly wasn't hurt *walks out with arms open wide*
Me: Whatever you see fit. *laughs*
Haha it took me 2 years to get the courage to break up with her Fera ;)
I think I am built for relationships but they never seem to go right!
Ohh
No, I don't write for Alastair, Aretha does.
There is this complex relationship, but Alastair isn't dying. Just... Becoming normal again, is what I mean by "end".
Aquila: -squints eyes- Are you being a maniac again? Really now?
Swirl: Though that WOULD make him a GREAT bad guy.
Me: Do we even want a bad guy in the story? What kind of story do we even want? Like... a murder mystery or horror story or love story or... anything like that?
Swirl: I don't care, I just want to play!
Aquila: I'd prefer something not too scary.
Tawnee: *is depressed*
*has been left with two young kids*
*sighs*
(Wait, do you mean my two with two young kids or are there actual kids around?)
(I mean Tawnee's partner left her with their two young kids)
(for those who haven't met Tawnee, as I only ever used her with Rhos, she has parts of her which is covered in white scales, she has white hair and golden eyes. she can shift into a dragon.
her parents abandoned her because of what se was, and she was part of a freak circus and the boss abuse her. she left and wanted to kill jerself but she was saved
she became hapy but now shes sad)
(Heh, that is so irresponsible of him! Are they so young you'd like them included because Tawnee can't leave them alone?)
Thats so sad Inky :(
(yes, I would like that.. the daughter Cora is barely speaking and Aron is only a few months old)
haha see I can understand that since my old self used to be much more compassionate and mellow, lauren ;) at the same time, I used to be much more inconsistent. Like I could take a lot but once it snapped, that was it for me, the person that pissed me off had to get a passport and possibly a 5k donation for the surgery XD Now, I am just consistently cold but not as irritated.
I do have my off days though. About 3 weeks ago, these chav druggies tried to talk shit to me because they walked in on my friend in the public toilet. I laughed out loud and kicked the metal pole in front of them so it bent (and also swelled up my leg XD) and offered for all of them to come at me. Neither of them were hard then. Shows the loudest people are usually the pussies.
(yeah :/ I like my chracters to be happy but they all have backgrounds
my earliest chracters hold a part of my personality
*sings the welsh natonal anthem)
Fera: Can i be the anti hero? I am fine with being the bad guy but it's usually pretty boring *sighs in sarcastic boredom and grins*
me: Yeah, he's better at being the anti hero *smiles*
(does anyone have any plot ideas for a new rp?)
Well, most of our OCs have never met. We could let them meet to get a feeling for how they relate to each other?
yeah, I like to just be spontaneous when it comes to rp-s.
Evil, fire-breathing, laser-eyed bananas try to take over the world.
(That'd be gooood)
I LOVE that idea, Dug. xD
(I would so rp that Dug!)
be back. Let me recover the glucose in my blood.
Oh god evil bananas haha ;)
(I hate bananas)
I feel like we should slowly introduce the idea of killer bananas to our OCs. Let them encounter them individually, so they earn the disbelief of everyone else... just to later get to say 'Seee, I TOLD YOU!'.
Actually, Fera would make a good one for a first encounter. Cause no one's gonna believe him, at first. xD
(true XD)
While we wait for Fera to make an encounter he won't believe himself, do you think Tawnee would like to meet Aquila and Swirl? At a park or such?
(That'd be nice ^.^)
Tawnee: *is out walking whilst pushing a pram, containing Cora and Aron*
Aquila: -is a cat- -sits on a wall they walk past, and meows-
Tawnee: *notices cat and stops* hello there, litte guy
Cora: Kitty!
Aquila: -hops down to the floor, in front of the the kids- -looking harmless-
Cora: *giggles*
Tawnee: are ou lost?
back!
(welcomes)
(Welcome back Fera! Go and let your OC encounter some killer bananas, please. :3 )
Aquila: -stands very still for a moment, just her ears twitch-
-she suddenly jumps over the small wall and is gone-
Swirl: -appears about ten seconds after that-
-looking around-
-comes over to Tawnee-
Excuse me, did you see a brown haired girl around here? Glasses, pretty average looking, about this -points- tall?
aye. ummmm....ok....let's see
Fera: Don't worry it's fine, I am batshit insane anyways.
Me: True. It won't be as much of a surprise to you as to everyone else.
Fera: *walks into his living-room, grabbing a banana off the shelf*
(can somebody please be the banana? )
(That's what I always dreamed of, being a banana! xD)
-the banana squirms slightly-
Tawnee: *frowns* no..
COra: kitty is gone!
(i know. Such a good occupation. )
Fera: *raises eyebrow but doesn't give much attention to it* *starts peeling it*
Swirl: -looks at Cora, then back at Tawnee-
... how about a light brown cat with dark brown tiger stripes?
-describing Aquila's cat form-
-eyes open in the banana and laser-burn Fera's fingers-
Tawnee: why.. yes
Swirl: Oooh, that's great! Thats... my sister's cat, and we're looking for it. Could you please tell me where it went?
Tawnee:are you sure that's the right cat?
Fera: the fuck--!*is about to release banana but keeps ahold of it and grins slightly* and what exactly are you supposed to be?
-banana breathes fire all over the inside of his hand, as an answer-
Swirl: I actually am, it's a rare colour-combination. Most of the time, the stripes are black and the fur is more orange-y. :)
Tawnee: okay.. well it just jumped over te wall
Swirl: Thank you! -smiles and jumps over the wall, then looks around the other side-
Aquila: -sits ducked down, about twenty meter away-
Swirl: Ahaaa, there you are you little beast... >.> You were supposed to be there an hour ago!
Fera: *lets go of it and licks burnt hand* that's not very polite now, is it? *stomps on banana*
-squashed banana squeels it's death-squeel-
-a choir of squeels answers from Fera's fruit basket-
Fera: Are you some kindof hive mind or something? *grins widely* I am interested to find out *grabs one of the bananas and restrains it with a symbol* you'll need some testing.
Tawnee:that was odd.. maybe we should go home for lunch..
Cora: Nanas!
Tawnee: yes.. lets eat bananas
Swirl: -grabs Aquila by her neck-fur and carries her off- We got called in for a case! Though I think I misunderstood something. They mentioned fruit or so.
Aquila: -looks pretty dissatisfied but dangles along-
Other bananas: -laser-eye Fera because he's out of range for fire breath-
(btw, I am planning on running some tests and tracing all the other bananas down, that's how my OC meets your OC's)
(that's fine fera)
Tawnee: *gets home and gets the children out of the pram*
*goes and picks upa banana
(Then the bananas better actually have a hive-mind. xD I was more thinking of remote-controlled by magic, but hive-mind works too. Means there'll be a leader-banana somewhere. :p )
fera: huh. *grabs all laser beams with the same hand that was burnt already, kicking all the bananas quite hard, leaving only the one he restrained untouched* You sure are quite the squirmy ones.
(Oh god. I just realised. Imma have to be a LOT of bananas in a lot of places! 0.0 Nooooo.... are there any lurkers around who'd like to write a horde of killer-bananas?)
-the banana in Tawnee's hand squirms slightly-
(yeah. Leader banana, what the fuck is my life... XD)
(Entertaining? :3)
-Fera's lone-survivor-banana looks around for a mirror-
(yeah i guess. It could be a dark comedy show :P)
Fera: *pokes its eyes out* ya think just because I am a little looney, I don't pay attention to detail? *smirks*
Tawnee: *frfowns* what the...?
-banana breathes fire on his now really close hand, wrist and arm, attempting to also set his clothes on fire-
-Tawnee's banana opes its' eyes, looking straight at her-
-in Aquila and Swirl's place of employment (it's not really a sanctuary, cause they are by FAR not bureaucratic enough to match German standards), a banana is lasering and fireing around in a box made of mirrors, which alow you to look into the box but the banana can't see or laser out-
Fera: The same trick two times? You think it'll work? *grins as he stands there uninjured even though there are flames all around him, the same flames that hurt him the first time* *grabs the banana and brings it to the kitchen, shoving wet cloth down its throat*
Tawnee: AH! *drops banana*
Aquila: ... the fuck.
Swirl: That fits quite well.
Aquila: So an unknown amount of these has been sold through normal supermarkets?
Swirl: Yes.
Aquila: ... not good.
-Fera's banana is blind, but hasn't fully given up yet- -waits for him to put it down, to then sprout arms and legs and attempt setting furniture on fire-
-Tawnee's banana squirms some more, trying to escape her grasp-
*-Tawnee's banana grows arms and legs, then squeals-
-it's sibling-bananas answer from Tawnee's fruit basket-
Fera: *casually kicks it and slams it on the floor again, almost enough to kill it* Isn't this just fun? *takes it down to his basement*
Tawnee: W what are ou? *grabs a knife*
Cora: *giggles* Nanas!!
-Fera's banana is very much not amused- -it's also incapable of doing anything, now-
Aquila: How are we supposed to find them?
Swirl: They're already using the media, calling them back. Made up some story about having found a dangerous spider species in one of them. They claim it breeds in the banana and you won't be able to tell until it releases about a hundred of tiny, poisonous baby spiders.
Aquila: If THAT won't make people throw them out, I don't know what will.
Swirl: They also promise a refund in case you return them to the shops, who then are supposed to hand them to us.
Aquila: Uh-huh...
-Tawnee's bananas all grow limbs, then start walking around breathing fire at any furniture available-
Tawnee: *grabs her kids and runs out of the house* Behave Cora, look after your broter *shifts into her dragon form*
(WALES YOU... *cries*)
(Wait, I thought Cora barely knows how to talk? xD She's gonna leave them next to a burning house? She better have a plan. :P )
-Tawnee's bananas have created a nice toasty kitchen and move on to the living room to hasten the transformation from house to ashes-
(she has no one to help xD)
Tawee: *moves into the hous and breathes fire at the bananas*
Fera: Not so squirmy anymore. Eh well, was fun till it lasted *nods and drops it in a tank that starts glowing* *after a few minutes, bio electronic tentacles attach to the banana and a screen starts showing coordinates that come from quite close nearby* Gotcha bitch *smiles and starts walking outside his basement* ahh yes, almost forgot *waves with one of his hands and the electronic arms lift up the banana outside the liquid* *grabs the air and some purple stuff comes out of the banana as it levitates towards fera, as he eats it* yummy *walks outside basement*
(The heck Fera, you eat bananas that have eyes and move around? xD)
Aquila: And we're supposed to pick them up?
Swirl: Mhm. Some retired people already started returning bananas.
Aquila: ... most of them are going to be normal bananas, I know, but how will we deal with the magical ones?
Swirl: ... magical bananas.
Aquila: I know.
-Tawnee's bananas burn, to leave a pleasant smell of baked banana-
Tawnee: *shifts and runs out of the house* Come on children *picks them up and jobs away*
*Aron cries*
(Fera: nahhh, I eat life/souls :3 )
(since we had already rp-ed quite a lot before, fera and aquila know each other, how about that? and all the stuff that happened in private rp is also in this universe. this is a timeline after that, if that's ok johanna? )
Fera: *a purple swirl pool looking thing appears above aquila and swirl* Sup *smiles*
Tawnee: *takes them to the park*
(WALES DAMMIT)
(I can't promise I remember all of the private rp, but that's fine by me. ^^)
Swirl: That's no banana.
Aquila: Indeed. And, Fera, YOU are. What are you doing up there? 0o
Swirl: Talk while we're walking, we have to go to the supermarket at the other side of the park, first.
Aquila: Work...
Tawnee: *goes to Alys' house to find it abandoned*
*walks around*
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