Behold the awesome!
On April 5th, in London, as part of my tour, we are offering a day at the movies, where I will be discussing the many movie influences that have shaped my life and, more specifically, that have shaped the Demon Road trilogy.
We are breaking the day into two halves.
At 1 PM, younger readers, accompanied by an adult, can go to the Picturehouse Cinema in London and experience 80's comedy-horror classic GREMLINS on the big screen...! It'll be my first time seeing it up there too — I've only ever seen this film on TV, so I am HUGELY excited.
Desolation will be available to buy, I'll be doing a Q&A, and signing whatever you have. It's going to be FUN.
And then we'll be repeating the format at 8:30 that night, when we'll be showing the original A Nightmare on Elm Street to a STRICTLY over-18 crowd...!
Again, I was too young to see this in the movies when it came out, and as one of my all time favourite horrors, I can't wait to see this in all its glory.
Come! See Johnny Depp get blender-ised in his Bed of Death!
Naturally, anyone 18 or over can come to both movies and make a day of it — as I will be — but sadly the younger Minions can not savour the delights of Freddy Krueger — at least not until you're older...
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Happy Birthday Keiron, you are the light of my life. My soul mate. You are amazing and perfect and no matter how old and decrepit you may get, that light will never go out. I love you so much and hope you have an amazing day <3
(*fangirls* <3 thank you baby with you how could it not be an amazing day :3 )
^.^
(Happy birthday K!)
Haha I just found a Facebook post that said this:
"SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8
EXAM: Omar has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun."
It's so true. XD
Yeah, it's 5'7.
5'0 over here!
(Okay Jaimie can't do maths. Jaimie tried.. STILL 5"7' is definitely tall. Take it from a tiny person.
*waves at zaf*
*is NOT sharing my height*)
(5'3!)
(*waves at Chloe*)
Cat is 5'10" and Lizzie is 4'10" :)
I'm exactly in the middle of those heights
Yay
Yeah 5'7" is taller than average for a woman.
No I'm not oops I'm two inches closer to the Lizzie end sorry
(Can I meet Lizzie please. And just hug her. And murder tall people with her.)
((Awwwwhh. :)))
(Tall patronizing people obviously. There are nice tall people. But some think it's funny to torment the small for their height, a feature we can't control (trust me). They're the ones we'll kill.)
@Jai: *nods*
(No killing Jack XD He is 6'3)
My friend comes from a short Indian family, and she's short too. But she just likes to say that people stop growing when they reach perfection. And so she didnt have to wait as long :3
She also says that she is fun sized, which I think is cute.
And 5'7" is only two inches above the national average, I think. Though I may be wrong.
@Jai: I told her you were planning to go on a tall people killing spree with her and she said "Yay!" :P
Cat was just like "*coughs*" :P
@Noelle: :) :)
Yeah. I like ther term "Fun sized."
^the
(@Chloe I won't kill him if he isn't patronizing..
@Star Yey! xD Its a plan!
*whispers* Be nice kitty Cat or we're coming for you. *Jk*
I don't like being small. People think I'm "cute" and "adorable" and don't take me seriously and take the piss and make small person jokes and ask just how small I am and just ugh.
No, I'm not cute and adorable because I'm small.
No my views aren't invalid just because I'm tiny.
No it isn't funny that you put stuff on the top shelf to watch me struggle to reach it.
No your small person joke isn't smart, its offensive and unoriginal.
No I'm not telling you how small I am because it's none of your goddamned business.)
@Jai: :P
(Honestly, my fingers typed "Jai" instead of "Chloe" yesterday and "Chloe" instead of "Jai" today WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PACKAGES OF SKIN AND BONE AND TENDON CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM)
:( :(
I think it's only okay to make fun of people if they laugh along with you and/or if they make fun of you too
It's not okay if they get upset about it . . .
(I don't find small jokes funny.. Being small infuriates me, I hate it, I've been mocked for it throughout my life, mockery that I'm meant to laugh back at and take as a joke but mockery that has hurt me instead.)
Ok...
*Fades back into the shadows*
(Cr*p.. it's happening again.. all the everything on my phone is slowly giving up again..)
@Jai: :( :( *hugs*
@Noelle: You okay?
Well no, not now- that was me leaving
*Actually leaves, now*
(
@Noelle: :/
(..*mumbles* sorry Noelle...
@Chloe you busy?)
( I am today, sorry
have revise for mock
)
(Thats okay, good luck!)
((Ugh don't even talk to me about revision. XD I'm probs meant to be revising but ugh.))
s'up bitches
(Hey Em)
(Hey.
Upcoming films I want to watch:
-Captin America Civil War
-Suicide Squad
-Finding Dory
Films I can afford to watch:
-
Yey)
@Jai: :( :( :(
...
God fucking dammit
@Noelle: ?
(best birthday eva :D :P )
*late comment is probably a day late*
But happy belated birthday to you, Keiron!
(Hello!)
(only by 5 hours hope :P danke :D)
(Hello! hpw art thou?)
(Owwwwwwwwww)
(Jai?!)
(My stomach muscles aaaaaaaaache. Exercise is stupiiiiiiiiiiid)
(awwww xD)
(*hugs*
How are you? Busy?)
(I finally have a night off *hugs*)
(Yey! *cuddles* *smiles*)
(*cuddles* hehe ^.^)
(*puppy dog eyes*)
(*rolls eyes* go on)
(YEY! *cuddles* thank you thank you thank you!)
Michael: *mumbles* Can you make something to stop imagination and dreams too. Nightmares aren't the only problems.
*shakes the thought away*
That would be useful Alys.
(*cuddles)
Alys: I I will try...
(*cuddles back*)
Michael: Thank you.. so... a Fox...
*mist swirls and a small fox is formed nearby*
*glares at it*
Ays: y yes *follows his gaze and stares*
Michael: *mumbles*
Stupid mist.
Alys: y you did that?
Michael: sorry. I didn't mean to. It won't hurt you.
Alys: it's c cute...
Michael: *looks at the Fox*
I guess so..
Alys: I l like your magic *smiles*
Michael: Its dangerous. It's a curse. I'd rather anything else..
Alys: m maybe you s should start t thinking better o of it... Rather t than treating I I it like a curse
Michael: it IS a curse. No one in my family was like me and it only ever causes harm
Alys; t try concentrating on doing good with it...
Michael: like what?
Alys: m making p people smile
*nawwww Alys is so sweet and innocent*
Michael: *frowns*
how?
Alys: y you m make a animals... *gasps in excitement*d do children s shows!!!
(Hooooow is exercise this painful the day after?!?! All I did was a few squats and press ups!!!)
Michael: *raises an eyebrow*
Children's shows..?
(It shows you worked hard ^.^
Alys; y yes!
(But I didn't! I find squats easy, 30 is not hard for me to do! And the press ups probably aren't making my stomach feel like someone is ripping it open!)
Michael: Like.. for children?
(Awwww)
Alys: y yes
(*whimpers*)
Michael: I didn't know there were children around here..
Alys: r there are l lots
Michael: Is that safe for them??
Alys: I I don't see w why not...
Michael: there's magic here.. and violence. You saw that woman!
Mark: *paces in his room, mumbling about being Cole's help but not wanting to ask*
Alys; t the kids a are fine... All m magic
Clocky; *knocks on his door*
Michael: magic hurts people.
Mark: *looks at the door*
Hello?
Alys: n not all o of it *pulls out a leaf from her hair*
*mutters something, an incantation and the leaf turns into a butterfly*
Michael: *watches the butterfly warily*
*butterfly lands on him *
Michael: *stares at it, reproachfully*
Mark: *opens the door*
Hello?
Clocky: iiiits meeee
Alys; s see?
Mark: *laughs, smiling*
Hey you.
*pulls her close, kissing her very passionately, pressing against her*
Michael: Most magic..
Clocky: *kisses passionately and smiles*
Alys; p people h here a are nice...
Mark: mmmm.. *grins, looking at her through lidded eyes*
You wanted something?
Michael: the people I've met stole my food, tried to kill me and seduced people to break their hearts.
Clocky; you...
Alys: y
You h haven't m met t the good o ones
Mark: Mmm
*kisses her neck gently*
*pauses, the smell of her blood making him slightly dizzy from the vampire thing*
You already have me.
Michael: what Good ones?
Clocky: really? Forever? *groans as he kisses her neck*
Alys: w werewolves.. T the I incubus... A d dragon... A another d demon
Mark: You know you have me forever
*smiles at her groan, nuzzling her neck gently*
*his body has almost eliminated the vampire illness*
If you want me forever that is.
Michael: ..monsters?
Clocky: of course I want you forever!
Alys: *looks sad* D do you t think I'm a m monster'?
Mark: *grins, kissing her gently*
Then you'll have me forever. Why did you want me? Did you break something? Was it Cole's?
Michael: You're a demon.. a mythological creature..
Clocky: I love you
Alys: *looks hurt and steps backward*
Mark: I love you too beautiful
Michael: *sees that he's upset her*
But to say you're a demon.. you're a lot nicer than the angel who stole my food
Clocky: *blushes* handsome
Alys: n not all d demons a are the s stereotypes...
Mark: amazing
Michael: I never knew that..
Clocky: smart
Alys; a an the werewolfs a are the nicest p people
Mark: creative
Michael: really..?
Clocky: ...werecow
Alys: y yes...
(I wanna see my big fat Greek wedding 2!)
Mark: ticklish!!!
*pins her against the wall, tickling her mercilessly*
Michael: Maybe.. I haven't given this place a chance
Clocky: *squeals and cries with laughter* m Mark!
Alys: I I could s show you a around... Where a are you staying?
Mark: *grins, pinning her more, tickling her more*
Michael: anywhere in the forest that I can find
Clocky: *is literally crying with laughter*
Alys: r really? Y you can stay h here...
Mark: surrender!
*grins, not stopping*
Michael: That won't be safe for you
Clocky; I I surrender!!
Alys; I I I'll be f fine
(I is tired, so nos da ^.^)
Mark: *stops ticking her and grins*
Good dog.
Michael: No.. You won't.
(Nos da!)
((That moment when you initially read Mark's comments as being Michael's (it's the M thing :P) and you're just like "huh?" for a second. :P))
(My heart goes out to those in Brussels airport )
And the train station. 11 dead and 81 injured in airport bombs and 15 dead and 53 injured in train station bomb.
55*
(I wore a long skirt
Bad choice
Almost tripped up the stairs a number of time
And it was scratchy )
@Chloe: :(
(*huggles star*)
:) *huggles Chloe*
(How is you?)
(*hugs everyone tightly*)
@Chloe: Okay. :) You?
:) *hugs Jai back*
(*hugs jai*
I'm okay
Sorry this is late, poofed XD )
(*hugs Chloe back*
You busy?
Anyone know if Saturday is a bank holiday?)
Um I don't know sorry. :( You can probably Google it. You know, the Internet thing.
Why would it be a bank holiday though? What's the religious significance of Saturday? :P
(Well Friday is good Friday and Easter is Easter Sunday.)
@Jai: Yeah but Saturday is neither of those. :P
Is Friday a bank holiday? I didn't think it was.
(Yup. Good Friday is a bank holiday. I just don't know is Saturday is..)
*googles it* *you know, the Internet thing*
It's not a bank holiday.
(Okay :)
(I is not ^.^)
(Doth thou wisheth to continue thine rp?)
(That would be splendid )
Mark: *stops ticking her and grins*
Good dog.
Michael: No.. You won't. It isn't safe.
Clocky: *sulks*
Alys: I'll have t t the sofa... You c can have the bedroom
Mark: *grins, biting the tip of her nose*
Nawwww. Cutiepie.
Michael: No.. I can't stay here.. I'll hurt you!
Clocks: I'm a vicious beast... Rawr!
Alys: t trust m me
Mark: *raises an eyebrow at her sceptically*
Really?
*kisses her neck passionately*
Michael: Alys.. you don't understand..
Clocky: *moans*
Alys: r remember I I have p power t too
Mark: *laughs quietly against her neck*
So very vicious..
Michael: *whispers*
You've never seen my magic when I'm having nightmares..
Clocky: j just you wait *blushes*
Alys: s show me t then
Mark: *raises an eyebrow*
What are you going to do?
*kisses her neck passionately again*
Michael: No.. never.
Clocks: y you see
Alys: t you can s stay
Mark: *grins*
Oh will I?
*nips her neck gently*
You couldn't do anything to unnerve me Clocky. You're too cute.
Michael: Alys, this morning I woke up in a clearing that I had made in my sleep.
Clocks: not. Cute.
Alys: w what if I can prevent magic I in the r r room
Mark: Mmmm, but you really are.
Michael: I.. that could work..
Clocky: noooot *goes towards the door and trips over*
*is wearing a short dress* owwww..
Alys: s shall I t try?
Mark: Careful!
*offers her a hand up, smiling*
Clumsy cutie.
Michael: Okay.. but I'm not taking your bed.
Clocky: *gets up* not cute
Alys: t that's o okay... You c can
Mark: *brushes her off, checking for scrapes*
You really are.
*smiles*
All good.
Michael: If you're letting me stay I'll sleep on the couch.
Clocky: *sulks as he didn't notice* so Mark... I was thinking... Wanna go to a water park ?
Alys: b but...
Mark: A water park?
*face lights up like a little kids*
Water parks are fun!
Michael: It's only polite..
Clocky: that they are *smiles*
Alys: y your m my g guest... Y you have t the bed
Mark: Sure! Where's the closest place?
Michael: You're the one allowing me to stay..
Clocky: I'm not sure..
Alys: I c c couldn't let you s stay in the w woods
Mark: We'll find one. I just need to get changed into clothes, not pj's, okay?
Michael: And I can't let you sleep on your own couch.
Clocky: okay *smiles*
Alys : I c can sleep a anywhere
Mark: *shoo's her out*
Michael: Then sleep on the bed
Clocky: *leaves*
Alys: n no... You have I it
Mark: *gets changed into loose clothing*
*is wearing his swimming shorts under his clothes*
*opens the door*
Michael: No..
(Omg someone accept the bed xD)
Clocky: *is in her room *
*just changed into a bikini and a summer dress*
Alys: p please?
*giggles*
Mark: *googles where the closest water park it*
*hums and nod - a bit of a drive but not too far*
*definitely car*
You ready Clocky?
Michael: *grumbles*
Fine.
Clocky: *leaves room* yep
Alys: *eara lower, scared that she's angered him *
Mark: *smiles*
Looking cute. Come, to the car!
Michael: But I'm making dinner then..
(Sorry about that)
Clocky: *pouts* not. Cute
Alys: y you can c cook? *stomach rumbles*
*xant cook an has been surviving off rabbits and apples*
(It's okay, I understand)
Mark: sorry, adorable.
*grins*
Michael: of course I can cook. What do you like?
Clocky: nuuuu
Alys; a apples.. R rabbits...
Mark: *laughs*
Let's get in the car.
Michael: I could cook a rabbit..
Clocky: *quietly gets in*
Alys; *looks very happy*
Mark: *gets in next to her turning the key in the lock*
*starts the car and sets off*
Michael: Do you have any rabbit left?
Clocky: excited?
Alys: n no but I can c catch them..
Mark: Yeah! Waterpark!
*takes her hand, squeezing it gently, smiling*
The drive shouldn't take too long.
Michael: You can if you want..
Clocky: *squeezes his hand and smiles * my first time...
Alys: D do you want to s stay or c come?
Mark: At a water park?
*glances at her, raising an eyebrow*
Michael: won't I scare of the rabbits?
I don't have a dedication but yeah
Chloe
The one who can always make me smile no matter what, who can make me laugh and so very happy.
My whole world, Chloe, I love her
Clocky: yes *smiles*
Alys; n no...
(*blushes* awwww
I love you Jack)
(Hear hear.
Love birds.)
Mark: You'll love it! The slides are so much fun.
Michael: I'm rather noisy..
(*blushes*)
Clocky: I can't wait
Alys: I if you're s sure you want to s s stay...
(*poles Chloe's face cheeks*)
Mark: *brings her hand to his lips, kissing the back of her hand*
Mmm. Cutie.
Michael: I am thank you
(*hides face*)
Clocky: stop calling me that!
Als; *goes to door* I w won't be long... D do you need anything?
(I'm sorry... I'm off for the night
Nos da and sleep well)
(There there)
Mark: *laughs*
But you ARE cute!
*pulls into the car park*
Come on, water slide time!!!
Michael: No, I'll be okay.
*smiles*
(Nos da)
(Have been awake fr two hours with a cold
Can't sleep
Developed new irrational fear; that a snake worth jump up and bite my leg that's outside te duvet)
(*hugs Chloe warmly*)
@Chloe: :( :( It's okay. You live in Britain. The chances of this happening are about at the same level as an asteroid hitting the earth.
(So my friend asked me which art question I was doing and I said book art. He asked me how I could cut up those poor innocent books.
I just told him it was revenge on book kind for hurting me.)
( *cough* asteroids hit the earth all the time star.... )
@Jai: XD
@Keiron: Really?? *fascinated* How often?
*has never seen either a snake bite someone or an asteroid hit the earth*
( depends on alignment one hit just this month really big in the atlantic ocean said to have the power of a nuclear explosion but far enough away that it didn't disturb anything )
Huh.
Most of the asteroids just hit the earth's atmosphere and either burn up or lose enough mass that they're just pebbles by the time they land.
@Lantern: *nods in gratitude for the education*
(Okay, I'm dedicating one of many past pages.
I dedicate to Mithria/Veronika.
She doesn't come here much anymore, but she is an amazing person.
She's always willing to listen to me, and even when I burst and end up shouting at her and throwing all my anger at her she'll still try help me, and she'll remain my friend.
She always wants to help me. She doesn't even need me to ask for help, she just seems to know that I need help. She even offers help which, honestly, is more than I'd expect from any of my irl friends, never mind my online friends.
I don't really tell her enough how amazing and brilliant and important she is to me, but she really is. Every day she messages me, and every day she's there to listen to my rambling, my ranting, my soppy crying. She's just.. amazing.)
:) :) Awwwwwwwh.
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