Behold the awesome!
On April 5th, in London, as part of my tour, we are offering a day at the movies, where I will be discussing the many movie influences that have shaped my life and, more specifically, that have shaped the Demon Road trilogy.
We are breaking the day into two halves.
At 1 PM, younger readers, accompanied by an adult, can go to the Picturehouse Cinema in London and experience 80's comedy-horror classic GREMLINS on the big screen...! It'll be my first time seeing it up there too — I've only ever seen this film on TV, so I am HUGELY excited.
Desolation will be available to buy, I'll be doing a Q&A, and signing whatever you have. It's going to be FUN.
And then we'll be repeating the format at 8:30 that night, when we'll be showing the original A Nightmare on Elm Street to a STRICTLY over-18 crowd...!
Again, I was too young to see this in the movies when it came out, and as one of my all time favourite horrors, I can't wait to see this in all its glory.
Come! See Johnny Depp get blender-ised in his Bed of Death!
Naturally, anyone 18 or over can come to both movies and make a day of it — as I will be — but sadly the younger Minions can not savour the delights of Freddy Krueger — at least not until you're older...
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Glad you are. A bit is not good enough though. Did you tr the scalp massage? :)
(*rolls eyes*
Nah, it'll go away eventually..)
*picks up your eyes* why you rolling them like that?
But...it would help, jai.
(I'm bowling obviously. You just stopped me getting a strike.
Yeah but effort xD)
Dang. I am sorry. You cannot be sure it was gonna be a strike though...
*sighs* do I have to do everything? :p My mom makes the same argument.
(Excuse me, I am amazing at bowling. Of course it was going to be a strike. *lies* *all lies*
Be reet, it's starting to get better quicker.)
*squints* hmmmmmmmmm, why do I not believe you? Miss perfect bowler :P
*makes fake tears* it haf to be thfuuu massafe :P Glad it's getting better though.
(Because you are a fool. *nods* I am totally the queen of bowling. *lol no*
'Til be gone soon.)
*squints eyes and nods* very well, queen of bowling *chuckles*
It shall be gone soooooon!
(Exactly *nods*
Exactly.)
Ok playing dragon age was a mistake.
I killed some zombies just to find a creepy kid possessed by a demon who made the zombies and it was either kill the kid which was a no or have a pretty woman sacrifice herself to get rid of the demon also no so I went to find some mages to get their help to find them under attack by demons and there was a hawwwt demon who seduced a guy and I let her live because they were adorable together even if he was being mind controlled it was cute!!! Anyway bumped into another demon who put me to sleep now im a mouse in a dream world full of demons!!! Whyyyyyy???
(I dunno lauren. I dunno :P
Well, that was skillful jai :D You replied perfectly with one word :P
(xDDD that sounds like a bit of a nightmare Lauren. Albeit a cool nightmare.)
Is it gone now?
(Yes :) No more headache.)
Yay! ^_^
Hey do you usually play video games?
(Me? No xD I'm not really into all that stuff, although Lauren makes it sound quite awesome.)
Yeah me neither, I just thought I'd ask XD
Watching people (especially jack) play them is cool. I don't usually play them myself.
(I like watching people like Jack play them but I myself don't really play any. My little brother loves to though, he can spend a killing on games on the computer. He mainly likes ones where you build your own stuff I think, although he is a big fan of Undertale.
Anyway, I'm going to attempt to sleep. Night!)
I used to watch my ex play although she only allowed me to play myself on rare occasions... it was only a few months ago when I decided to buy a used playstation 3 and have my own experiences with them :) totally dont regret it haha ;)
Cya Jai!
OH, building games and stuff like that are cool! I like those. I am also really good at them, because they require strategy.
Ok jai, Good night to you ^_^
ya here lauren?
Ummmm ive never played building games apart from if the Lego ones count??? You do kinda build things in those... I like rpg games so uh part of that is killing things but also moral choices and lots of fun :)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QBb_t-Vc750
I was like that guy but through the television ;) would have happily took his place haha but there wasnt an option for that ;)
My character is a redhead with some facial tattoos in dragon age :) shes pretty :)
Hmmmm, in moral choices when it comes to rpg-s, I always turn out to be the anti hero by the end.
Heh, I don't have preferences but a lot of natural redheads are pretty.
I try and save everyone and let them be happy :)
Yes redheads are pretty ummmm hopefully theyd have a fiery temper because that would be cool ive always wanted to date a redhead with a temper :)
(Redheads are adorable.
Red hair in general is quite awesome.
Dunno if I'd say attractive.
But I dunno about anything when it comes to attractive sooooooo yeeeeeeeeah..
Oh. Wait. This isn't sleep.
Whoops.)
I try and solve everything.
Lol me dating someone with a really bad temper would not end well. I can take a lot, usually. If I dated somebody like that, it would be more likely for them to find my triggers and push all of them a lot. That would...not end in a happy ending XD
jai. You rest your head on the pillow. You close your eyes and think about something nice ^_^
(I don't think I'd like dating someone with too fiery a temper..
I'd love to date someone who teases you into being in a mood and then knows exactly how to make you forgive them..)
(My head IS on my pillow xD My eyes are just open and my brain is questioning itself.)
(I'll think about sathron! Last night (for the time I slept) I slept so well cause I ended up dreaming my cat was curled up with me. I was confused as to why she was at dads but she was so comforting even dream sathron, can't wait to see her again tomorrow.)
Haha Jai ;)
Yes me too i try and solve everything peacefully if i can :)
Haha id like someone who would get cross with me... on the other forum i once said that annoying someone is bad... annoying a redhead is still bad but they become the most insanely hot person ever when theyre angry ;)
Yeah...forgiving is a good thing. Can't explain teasing but can be good if executed well :P
Well, my personality type is INTP....so that explains a lot. Also explains why only such a small percentage of people like me in a romantic way :P
Awww, your cats must be adorable....start thinking about cuddling them, you might dream about that again ^_^
Ummm i dont know what type of personality mine is
Not INTP I can tell you that now :P You can take tests for it. https://www.16personalities.com/
You checked?
Im an INFP-T
94% introverted
87% intuitive
88% feeling
54% prospecting
91% turbulent :)
Mediator personalities are true idealists, always looking for the hint of good in even the worst of people and events, searching for ways to make things better. While they may be perceived as calm, reserved, or even shy, Mediators have an inner flame and passion that can truly shine. Comprising just 4% of the population, the risk of feeling misunderstood is unfortunately high for the Mediator personality type – but when they find like-minded people to spend their time with, the harmony they feel will be a fountain of joy and inspiration.
Awwww <3
Interesting....I honestly thought you would be but I didn't want to say as I didn't think I knew you enough... well I seemed to have been right :P
Oh my god oh my god oh my god it said my favorite Shakespeare quote love all trust a few do wrong to none how does it know this???
... it isnt exact but its pretty much me haha ;)
Heh, social studies and hundreds of years of psychological research :p
Of course it won't be completely exact as these are only types of personalities. These descriptions disregard individual differences.
Nonetheless, I have a lot in common with the INTP personality type. Cold, logical and a dreamer :P
Theres nothing wrong with that :)
Mediators do everything they can to be the ideal partner, staying true to themselves and encouraging their partners to do the same. Mediators take their time in becoming physically intimate so that they can get to know their partners, using their creativity to understand their wants and needs, and adapt to them. People with this personality type are generous in their affection, with a clear preference for putting the pleasure of their partners first – it is in knowing that their partners are satisfied that Mediators truly feel the most pleasure.
This test is so sweet <3
The true friends of people with the Mediator personality type tend to be few and far between, but those that make the cut are often friends for life. The challenge is the many dualities that this type harbors when it comes to being sociable – Mediators crave the depth of mutual human understanding, but tire easily in social situations; they are excellent at reading into others’ feelings and motivations, but are often unwilling to provide others the same insight into themselves – it’s as though Mediators like the idea of human contact, but not the reality of social contact.
Haha thats so true ;)
Hehe, I never said I didn't take pride in it, as the test itself states ^_^
Yeah I've already read mediator, it's why I guessed you'd be that one :P The test isn't sweet, I think you'll find that you are XD
It's also accurate when it says that I don't think I know it all. In fact, a lot of the times, I feel like I need to work harder to not be inferior to other people's knowledge as that's one thing about Logicians :P
ya there?
gonna sleep now. See yall
God I'm so huge
I'm numb to violence
*comes back*
You aren't big Adra. Stay strong. *smiles and leaves again*
thanks..
What's sad is that we should just leave our flags at half mast
[nods]
I was actually having a conversation with someone, and I wanted to reference a shooting last year, and then I had a moment like "which shooting was that again?" It's pretty fucked up the way they all blend together. One set of victims is forgotten as the next tragedy sweeps the nation and we stare blankly at our screens not quite processing the reality even though we know we should be.
I'm INFP. :) Although I'm quite a logical cynical INFP.
Haha so we have kind of the same type Star??? Although youre logical and cynical and im not logical so much??? ;)
I think the only thing that didnt fit me on mine was
Being a part of the Diplomat Role group, Mediators are guided by their principles, rather than by logic (Analysts), excitement (Explorers), or practicality (Sentinels). When deciding how to move forward, they will look to honor, beauty, morality and virtue – Mediators are led by the purity of their intent, not rewards and punishments. People who share the Mediator personality type are proud of this quality, and rightly so, but not everyone understands the drive behind these feelings, and it can lead to isolation.
Everything is fine with that apart from the 'purity of their intention not rewards and punishments' because I function with both and kinda function better when someone says 'you shouldnt do this BECAUSE otherwise...'... but otherwise everything is basically perfect ;) its kinda like someone sat down and wondered how they could describe me haha ;)
Im so sorry Fera I had a nap!!!
Awwww thank you <3 but im really not that sweet haha im just a bit of an idiot who started tearing up because the test was nice to me haha im weird i know ;)
Ummmm i dont know everything either haha i barely passed every exam ive ever sat so uh yeah im not so smart ;)
Mediators often take their idealism too far, setting themselves up for disappointment as, again and again, evil things happen in the world. This is true on a personal level too, as Mediators may not just idealize their partners, but idolize them, forgetting that no one is perfect.
... thats just me all over haha ;)
... ive been thinking about me which isnt something I do often but ive kinda realized i have a tendency to idolize and idealize not only my partners but my friends also... i dont view us as equals in a way... i really do idolize them and i think its just me being weird haha
I was having a conversation with one of my friends and it was about being treated like a goddess she said she wanted a man to treat her like a goddess but i WOULDNT want that... id happily treat my partner like a goddess and think shes perfect and beautiful and the greatest person in the whole universe and kind of revere/worship her in a way but I wouldnt want that for myself... again its me kinda putting the people I love on a pedestal above me but its just the way i am... someone treating me like a goddess would just feel WRONG to me... and it would make me feel uncomfortable and stress me out a bit...
... self realization rant over ;)
(@Lauren apparently I'm INFP-T too)
(I hope all the casualties of the truck attack last night in Nice get well and recover as fully as they can, and I hope the families of the 84 dead find peace and have support to help them through their loss..)
Yo, me too. INFP-T, done it for years, also get the same result
(Maybe that 4% isn't as small as expected.)
That's what I thought. Or maybe, every INFP is a Skulduggery fan. Who knows?
(Maybe xD I imagine they'd have somewhat similar interests, what with having a somewhat similar personality.
Although 4% of the worlds population is like 28,000,000 people..
I wonder if personality is affected by the country you live in.. Hmm..)
INFPs unite!!! ;)
Also Jai you said I made computer games sound awesome?????
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PjqsYzBrP-M
Thats my favorite!!! Its so cool you get to make your own character you can be a cat person or a lizard person also and you can decide what you want to be like do you want to be a mage or a warrior or a stealth archer or a mix of ANYTHING??? You can combine magic with archery and stealth with swords you really can make whatever character you want and the scenery is so beautiful and there are factions to join also like assassins or thieves and you can join a magic school and you can catch vampirism and be turned into a werewolf also and there are dragons and its perfect <3
(ESFJ-T)
(Tbh though I wouldn't call myself an extrovert, I'm super comfortable with friends but I hate talking to adults and new people.)
I didn't expect to start this kind of conversation XD
Hmm, it seems I am the only INTP here. I am the small percentage even in the small percentage :P
That's what makes you sweet Lauren ^_^ That you teared up due to such a minor thing.
Hi Savannah, hi Jai, hi Star, hi everyone else.
Haha well thank you Fera but really I spend my life tearing up about minor things ;) where you see sweet I see mentally unstable haha ;)
Ummmm ok ive found out that something that I just thought was me being me is actually a disorder ok thats fine ;) never knew that haha
(KITTY CAT :D Back with sathron now. My eyes are burning xD)
I've always been ENTJ. For years
(My face is so itchy..
I've only done the personality test once before now but I can't remember what I got that time..)
Today has been both good and bad and I cant decide which one more...
Wikipedia makes it sound like Im gonna die as always ;)
hey people.
Hi Fera!!! How are you??? :)
I am alright I suppose :)
How are you Lauren? (pssssstttt btw, it's still sweet) XD
Ummmm im ok freaking out because I might die but thats not a reason to worry I think im dying all the time I swear I convince myself i have cancer like once a week ;)
Im also thinking 'why is this even a disorder???'
Ummmm also gonna finish work soon so im gonna go to a bakery and get myself a cake or something because im in the mood for one...
Hmmmmm it would be pretty easy to change your mind about my sweetness haha ;) I still dont think im sweet! Im just me ;)
Don't worry about that. I am pretty sure, with all the fuss around cancer, almost everybody convinces themselves that they have it. Almost all the times, it is not real :)
Cakes are nice. Getting yourself a cake is a good choice :)
Hmmmmmm don't think it would be but try me if you'd like to ;)
(*collapses*)
Yo chloe.
Haha I know but it doesnt stop me freaking!!!
Cake is a good choice yes I more than sometimes go to that bakery and buy a slice of cake :)
Haha no I cant responsible adult remember??? ;)
Hi Inky!!!
Nahhh, just start ignore it :) you'll learn how to, I have.
YAY!
So what, I am an adult as well :P
(So tired)
I know the feeling. Ima have to be in work at 9 :'(
(I'm catching train back from jacks
Won't be home til gone 11)
Did you have a good time?
Also, some weeeeeiiirrrddd shit's happening right now XD
Ferraaaa really it isnt appropriate xD ;)
pm me then :P
e-mail's feraaaa32, skype is the same ;)
SHit, sorry email's: feraaaa32@citromail.hu
Ummmm i dont have Skype and my email has my real name in so i cant haha ;) uhhh... do you have Steam???
Yup ;) feraaaa32, non-surprisingly :P
(It's been amazing spending time with him
And I bought an alcoholic drink yesterday and didn't get asked to prove my age
Yessss ill add you on Steam!
I am on it right now :P
Am glad, chloe. They never ask my age :P This beard tells everything they need to know >_>
What happened in france is so bad :( honestly I just... i dont understand how people can be so evil... to kill someone shooting at you is awful... to kill someone who hasnt done anything wrong at all is just... i dont know whether to be angry or sad or what... but im crying :( i cry every time something like this happens because... i just dont know what is happening to the world...
It's ok Lauren. I understand :( Yeah, killing people for no reason is quite...very evil...
Hey, don't be sad. There are a lot of good things happening as well. Try not to focus on the bad things if they make you so sad*
... those people were celebrating... watching fireworks... why would anyone do that??? It should have been a happy day... what kind of person do you have to be to do something like that???
... people like that just shouldnt exist... they just shouldnt... i dont want anyone to die... but I wish people who do these things just wouldnt exist at all :( they just want to make the world a bad place... I wish people would just stop doing these things... theyre killing people for no reason... its just so bad... i feel so sorry for the people and their families and i just want all of this and all these deaths just to end...
yeah... I know :( *hugS*
*i hug you back*
The guy in the bakery was really nice... he knows i have a slice of cake... there was 1 slice left and a guy in front of me ordered it and he said im sorry its reserved for the young woman behind you and i was like awwww thats so sweet because the store doesnt even offer to reserve slices of cake i dont think!!! But i said it was ok and let the guy in front of me have it so i had a muffin instead :)
That guy was so sweet though I said thank you so much to him before i was leaving because its really appreciated that he knows me and recognizes me and values me as a customer... it was so nice :)
hehe awww that's nice :) *smiles*
It was yes... it was really nice...
*hugs you again* come to england ^_^
*i hug you back again* maybe... somewhere european for sure haha
Then you'd better not come here... :P
Haha no I wont ;)
(On the subject Nice attack, but less painful, this is a really interesting article http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36806691)
*subject of the
(*just kinda sits in the corner..*)
(Sil, read the article!)
(Cool...)
(VIV GET YOUR ARSE HERE
ITS BEEN AGES)
*brings buttocks into a close proximity to Inky* yes ma'am?
*pokes Sil* what's up?
(Emotional nonsense is all, don't worry about it.)
(*pokes again* which emotions?)
(*pokes back* Mainly sad ones. Is fine, I'm happier now.)
(*gasps and double pokes* why are they sad?)
(I hope everything works itself out. G'night!)
(*poke pokes* Because my brain made a mistake in remind me of something.)
(Night.)
Woooowwww ive been so busy!!!
First I killed lots of zombies which was super scary but I told myself no Lauren dont be scared of computer game zombies thats naughty and I made myself do it :)
Then I killed a dragon...
Then uh... I went to visit a child... who was performing a super secret ritual... with human flesh and a skeleton in his house... I thought that was super creepy...
... he asked me to kill an old woman who runs an orphanage after mistaking me for an assassin but the woman was super mean and beat all the children so I sliced her head off in front of her children and they cheered haha the game makes no sense!!! Seriously I walked up to her and sliced off her head and the children started cheering what the hell haha ;)
Ummmm then I was kidnapped by assassins for stealing their contracts and had to guess one of 3 targets to kill because 1 had a contract on their head but I didnt know which one so I killed the rapist and murderer... anddd now im an assassin and I have a pretty uniform :)
Only in Skyrim xD
Hi Deadpool ;) and yes only in Skyrim haha the land of crazy :)
I feel sick.
I think I am actually gonna puke now.
Are you ok???
(I missed him again damn)
Who Inky???? :)
(Viv)
(*pokes Inky and runs*)
Haha ;)
(She's gonna be so mad that she missed me by three minutes)
*encases Inky in ribbons of metal, each one bearing the inscription Missed me!*
(*growls* )
Haha you guys ;)
hello :)
Hi Fera!!! :)
Hi Fera!!! :)
Hi Lauren!!! :) Hi Lauren!!! :) :P
Haha sorry unstable internet its fast but unstable :) apparently it made me post twice uh it also took 7 hours to install my steam game...
Damn! Haha don't worry, I just like to joke around ^_^
You're not on steam rn :P
Ummmm well i meant when i was installing Knights of the Old Republic :)
Oh i see ^_^ I haven't played it but it's supposed to be good :p
Haha its cute and a little weird but the thing is there are no quest markers so its hard to find your way around :(
I see :( Hmm, just look up the layout of the entire map? :)
Haha true but where are you supposed to know where you are??? ;) The thing is its a Bioware game and you can see how it influenced dragon age and mass effect like because kotor is older than the other 2 its like the more recent games are almost like children of the star wars game :) its fun although personally i prefer their more recent games and Skyrim because Skyrim is my baby <3
Find one checkpoint, stay there and check where that is and go from there? :P
Hehe, Skyrim is really good. I played the older Elder Scroll games when they came out :) Not as good as Skyrim though hehe ^_^
Skyrim is oh god its perfect <3 theyre gonna release a remastered version arent they for the new consoles??? Gonna have to buy a Playstation 4!!!
Yes I believe so! :)
Hehe, pc is more expensive but you can do so much more on it. I feel more comfortable with it cuz I've been practicing for the last 12 years ;D
Im probably gonna buy a used playstation at some point or other like I did with playstation 3 :)
hmmm, they are getting lower in price :)
how are you feeling? ^_^
Im ok you???
I am great :) If you're feeling stuff or not feeling well, message me on steam ^_^
or if you feel like talking about anything that is hard to talk about.
Awwww thank you :) but im going out with my mom now haha ;) well soon anyway so I might not be able to be on so long :)
I see :)
(Here)
Tawnee; *looks at her house that was burned out by killer bananas, looking devastated*
Tricks: *Wanders past wondering what happened*
Tawnee: *has dropped the kids off at inkys* no no no! What am I going to do *pulls her hair in frustration*
Tricks: *sits opposite the house watching the lady*
Tawnee; +falls to her knees and starts crying *
Tricks: *tilts head and watches* Hmmm *moves a little closer and sits*
Tawnee; *sees her*
hi
Tricks: :picks up a piece of the house*
(Hey)
Tawnee: who are you?
Tricks: Nobody
(wonderful(not) day we're having, hm? ^_^ )
Tawnee: you must be someone
(The weather is crap and me has a cold but the nap earlier made me better)
Tricks: No, no one
Tawnee: okay...
Tricks: *looks around*
nyeessss. That's good. I'll have to go to work in like half an hour.
(*tags Inky* You're it)
Tawnee: I'm tawnee..
(Nice )
not really.
Tricks: Hello Tawnee, I'm nobody
Tawnee; hello nobody
(Right)
Tricks: Nice to meet you, is this lovely house yours?
(*chases viv*)
Tawnee: it was
Tricks: Is
Tawnee; it's ruined
Tricks: Well, that's down to the viewer, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Jai?
Tawnee: I can't live here with two small children
Tricks: Debatable
Tawnee: it's dangerour
Tricks: Spontaneous you mean
Tawnee; it's irresponsible
Tricks: *shrugs* and?
Tawnee: I'm not like that
Tricks: You need to... loosen up a bit
Bye
(*Inky hasn't caught him yet*)
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