Behold the awesome!
On April 5th, in London, as part of my tour, we are offering a day at the movies, where I will be discussing the many movie influences that have shaped my life and, more specifically, that have shaped the Demon Road trilogy.
We are breaking the day into two halves.
At 1 PM, younger readers, accompanied by an adult, can go to the Picturehouse Cinema in London and experience 80's comedy-horror classic GREMLINS on the big screen...! It'll be my first time seeing it up there too — I've only ever seen this film on TV, so I am HUGELY excited.
Desolation will be available to buy, I'll be doing a Q&A, and signing whatever you have. It's going to be FUN.
And then we'll be repeating the format at 8:30 that night, when we'll be showing the original A Nightmare on Elm Street to a STRICTLY over-18 crowd...!
Again, I was too young to see this in the movies when it came out, and as one of my all time favourite horrors, I can't wait to see this in all its glory.
Come! See Johnny Depp get blender-ised in his Bed of Death!
Naturally, anyone 18 or over can come to both movies and make a day of it — as I will be — but sadly the younger Minions can not savour the delights of Freddy Krueger — at least not until you're older...
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Ashlea: *squints open her eyes, watching Sapphire*
*is, like, 30% convinced this woman is hallucinating attackers*
(hehe, I can tell you're not ;) I like sexual jokes but also very offensive ones, even when it should be offensive to me :P )
(Yeah he's usually okay. He isn't violent around the house or anything. Actually he's rarely in the house. And in his defence I was the one who started the physical fight because we ended up fighting and I he insulted me too much apparently so I ended up swinging for him and we ended up fighting. But he has a different method of fighting as it turns out. *shrugs* He's usually an alright guy.)
(fair enough then. Don't start a fight with him again, I guess :p I cannot smack my siblings around, as they're way younger than me. Not that I want to but sometimes my sister gets on my nerves XD)
(Ah, I'm only a year younger than him.
And actually I very nearly won that fight.)
Ummmm offensive ones no for me but they can be the most sexual jokes ever and I say them anyway ;)
Sapphire: *an arrow suddenly flies past her head and hits the tree ashlea is hiding behind*
Ashlea: *squeaks quietly, yanking her head back*
*slowly peeks out again, watching wide eyed*
(I see. There is more than 12 years between me and my sister and 14 and a half between me and my bro :P
I see. That's still pretty good :P )
(Ahh, that is a bit too much of an age gap..)
(yeah, it is a lot. I'll be 19 this year. wth)
(xD You're growing up. It happens to all of us. I mean, I'll be 17 this year. It's so bizarre (to me) that I'm going to college this year, that I'll be at uni in only two years (well, I hope I will be.))
(yup it seems so. I should already be going to uni but I messed one year up. Eh well. I am doing a shit ton of other things XD )
(What do you want to be when you're older Fera?)
(I would like to have a job that requires intellect and is at least somewhat self employed....so something like research scientist or personal investigator/special agent.)
(That'd be a cool career.)
(Yeah i think so too :) What would you like to do, if you have decided? )
(I want to help people who have amnesia (for whatever reason) and try help them get their memories back..)
(so...a bio-psychologist or just simply a psychologist? )
(I think it'd count as psychologist. I don't particularly know.
*shrugs*
I just like the idea of helping people and helping them rediscover who they are, help them reconnect with their families and friends.)
(ahh I see. So pretty much a medical psychologist. That's cool too! My friend(deathmantis) wants to be that as well. His grandfather passed away this year from alzheimers.)
(Oh, I'm sorry for his loss.)
(I'll tell him. I've never seen him as sad as when his grandpa died. It was bad :( )
(I can imagine.. :/)
(His dog also died. One after the other. Think it kinda changed him. Like...he'll work harder to become a person who helps people with mental/neural diseases.)
(At least it's potentially changed him for the better?)
(yeah at least. Sorry, also writing the 5th chapter of my story :P)
(That's okay :)
( :) I've got quite a few words already. I might stop soon, as I am getting tired. )
(Okay, cool :)
right. 600 words on that one. 1200 words written today altogether. Pretty pleased :P I am here now. We can talk normally ^_^
(That is a lot of words!)
Well yeah, I don't want to loose inspiration and ideas so I write them down as they come to my head. One of my bad habits is that I can barely stop doing something once I am in it :P
(I wouldn't class that as a bad thing in most cases.)
Well, that applies to pretty much every aspect of life. Whether it be homework, watching stuff, playing games, editing videos, writing.... I'd say it's 50-50, as in 50 good and 50 bad.
Ah well. What can you do :) What've you been doing? ^_^
(Tv xD now watching people bitch on big brother.)
XD I see.
Hey, would you like to start an rp that does not have a very in-depth story line and is for the shits and giggles? :)
(I usually don't watch this kind of stuff but sometimes it can be nice to watch.
You mean a noncannon one or..?)
Yeah, non-cannon :) Sorry, keep getting distracted. If we start the rp, I'll be more present.
(Any particular plan?)
Hmmm....maybe make this one completely non-magic and non fighting based? What character would you like to use?
(Soy, got distracted with cat facts. They're just so darn CUTE.
I don't mind?)
IT's alright, getting distracted by cats is a good enough excuse for pretty much anything @_@ :P
Well, just pick a character and I'll start :)
Fera: *"It's a beautiful day outside. Flowers are blloming. Birds are singing...on days like these, kids like you...should be PLAYING OUTSIDE"* *says Fera to his niece*
*Undertale*
*Nice reference*
*let me remember all my characters..*
*sans for life*
*ok, take your time :)*
*Nah*
*Flowey ftw*
*okay my mind is drawing a blank so have AU!Sil*
AU!Sil: *leans against a wall, watching Fera and the kid carefully, wary of the type of people you find around here*
The only reason I prefer Sans over flowey is because flowey was shown to be a coward on more than one occasion, whereas sans just took defeat like a b0ss.
Fera: *looks at sil* Hello, would you like something?
(Yeah but FLOWEY dude. "Howdey, I'm Flowey, Flowey the flower."
"Down here love is shared through... Little white... "Friendliness pellets"
"You idiot. In this world it's kill or BE killed. Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this!? Die."
Hehehe.)
AU!Sil: just checking you and the kids are safe.
(true, I am not saying flowey was bad, flowey was just the right amount of insane :P Sans...was a chill insane. I like both :) FLowey's laugh was on point as well! hehe :P )
Fera: Do you not trust me that much?
(I like jacksepticeye's voice for Flowey <3)
AU!Sil: Frankly I don't trust anyone around here sir.
(you watch jacksepticeye?! FUCK YEAH! TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES XD )
Fera: Hmm, an honorable quality indeed. But no need to worry, I am just on a casual afternoon walk with my niece. *smiles*
(MY name is jacksepticeye and welcome to HAPPY WHEEEEEEELS.)
AU!Sil: Okay, if you're sure.
(haha, I've watched every single episode of happy wheels....actually, I don't think I've missed out on many if any videos he's uploaded so far XD I liked his Inside let's play! :D )
Fera: Yeah...well, what are you doing here anyways, miss? *grins a bit*
(Inside was AWESOME)
AU!Sil: patrol?
(Yes it WAS! Especially the ending, although it gave me weird vibes for a bit :p Jack is awesome in general though, every game he plays he makes it entertaining ^_^ )
Fera: Oh, officer? I guess it makes sense *sighs* oh my oh my, well will you be staying here to patrol?
(awwwww did shumebodeeehhh fvall ashlepp? :P awww *tucks jai in* have nice dreams ^_^)
Noelle collapsed today
D:
What happened?? Are you okay??
Oh no! Are you okay?
Noelle tried to restrict because she wasn't feeling pretty
And today it was 90 degrees at magic kingdom. I hadn't even got inside the park gates. The monorail was closed, and so we all had to take the ferry boat across.. Bless Zenah and her family. They poured water over me and kept me cool and from vomiting and passing out.. It was very scary. I felt my throat closing and my body was so weak
A very kind gentleman came over and blew my face with his electric fan
And then gave it to me
Wow. I don't know who he was but he made my day.
Ummmm sorry I was... hard to explain... playing computer games... sleeping with blue alien girls, signing autographs and killing assassins... the usual ;) then I had a nap :)
(computer games are so weird I swear)
Assassin: i have finally found you sister.
Sapphire: brother, do not take up arms against me. i still follow her. I have broken not one code since I escaped.
Assassin: you broke the code when you disobeyed the order sister... the night will never forgive you for your actions... and the order must punish the guilty and all who follow them.
Noelle I hope youre ok :(
(Ughn bed *hugs pillow*
AU!Sil: I'm not an officer. I'm a watcher, one of the lessers..
Ashlea: *figures this is not a good time to make a noise*
*tucks her head back behind the tree, just listening carefully*
(Thank heaven for strange gentlemen with electric fans!)
(Also Noelle I'm glad people where there to help you *offers hug*)
(Hey dude.)
(Hi, Sil. Sorry I never came back yesterday. Things happened and then I got a major headache)
(That's fine, hope you enjoyed the whole running thing.)
(Well, it showed me how out of shape I was. I used to run 8 miles and feel the same as my two mile yesterday)
(*am)
(..like, nonstop just run two miles? Like run run or jog run?)
(Run run)
(...)
(Yup changed my mind not gonna go on a run today!)
(Why not? If you hust keep running, the pain lessens after 5 minutes and is gone after 15)
("The pain is gone after five minutes"
I don't think I've ever ever ran nonstop for five minutes.)
(You should try it. Just run slowly)
(Never mind 5 minutes after the pain starts xD
I look stupid when I run too.. I get red and puffy, much to the amusement of anyone who saw me..
Maybe.. Idk.)
(Sil, I look so red/crazy/puffy that one time after a run, a teacher saw me and hurried over, genuinely concerned, asking if I was all right, why I was upset, and if there was anything she could do. She thought I had been crying my eyes out over something)
("Are you all right?! Are you okay?! What's wrong?!"
"I ran."
Yes but I get like that after like 40metres, not 2 miles.)
(I'm fairly certain that after two miles I just turn into a pile of ash and sweat.)
(Basically
Well...there is a way to change that very quickly but you wouldn't like it.)
(What would that way be?)
(Is it possessing a runner? Cause I'm okay with that, just don't got the skills.)
(No, it's running at just below a sprint, for as long as you can. Twice a day. 7 days a weeks for two weeks. With a few calisthenics on the side. It does work though)
(IWhat in gods name are callisthenics?)
( press ups and the like)
(Mmm..
I dunno. I might just start seeing how long I can fun for if I ignore how tired it makes me and how painful it is.
But I feel like I don't want to do it alone..)
( fond a running buddy!)
(Oh.
I have no clothes suitable for running xD
I only own black skinny jeans.)
(A running buddy? Buddy, NONE of my friends would be willing to do running with me.)
(*find)
( offer them food?)
(xD what dangle a cake in front of them on a string and run as fast as I can in front of them?
Nah, one will say no because of their asthma.
One will so no because she's too busy so if I want to run I'll have to go to her house *i don't know where her house is and I'm trying to save money instead of spending it on bus fare* not to mention she's already really healthy so that'd just be depressing.
My other friend is constantly busy.)
(Sorry, my wifi went out
well how about a parent?)
(My parents are more busy than my friends xD)
((Just 10 minutes a day..))
(Is too much for anyone who knows me.)
Hey :)
I'd run with you jai ^-^
I am gonna be on later :)
Hi guys! :)
Assassin: *shoots another arrow which misses and hits the tree again*
Sapphire: *runs at the assassin with her swords* *the 2 start to fight with super complicated martial arts but are basically able to block each other all the time*
(@Fera okay, cool.
Hey Lauren.)
Ashlea: *winces at the thump as the arrow hits the tree again*
*how bad at aiming IS this assassin?!*
Ummmm very bad apparently???
Sapphire: *manages to cut his stomach with her sword and slices his knees so he falls on to his knees* may you find peace in the embrace of the night, brother *slices off his head*
(*rolls in*)
Hi Inky!!! :)
(*waves and collapses*
POKEMON GO IS AWESOME)
See, I want Pokémon Go, but I cba to download it before it's officially released in the UK.
Like mate. Hassle.
But when it's released here I'm getting it. Anyone know when that is?
(IT WAS RELEASED TODAY)
Oh was it?
Oh who knew.
Oh, I'm doing that then. XD
Sorry it's just that most people here have had it for ages. XD
(IT WAS ON THE RADIO TODAY
ME N JACK BOTH DOWNLOADED IT AND WET ROUND TOWN CATCHIING POKEMON)
Awesome :) :)
I'm going camping this weekend so I'll be able to do it with my siblings :)
Although I'm only there for like half the camping trip because it clashed with a sleepover so . . .
(Awesome Star!
Hey Noelle)
Can't decide whether I'm glad to miss the camping or not . . . if it was just with my family I would definitely be disappointed, but we're going with our Dutch friends as well so that would require a lot of social interaction and effort and I cba with that.
Right. I've downloaded Pokémon Go, but I'm not doing anything with it until I'm with my siblings.
We always used to play Pokémon on our DSs together so Pokémon is kind of a thing we do with each other.
Um sorry I have less of a filter when I'm tired.
(I'm tired too)
*nods at Chloe*
Nearing the end of the week and the end of the term, so . . .
Although you've probably broken up. I think nearly everyone else in the world has.
I love Pokémon :)
We (me & my siblings) aren't huge Pokémon fans, but we did spent hours and hours and days and days and weeks and weeks and months and months and years and years playing Pokémon Platinum on DS Lit.
(*pops up*)
Ashlea: *stays behind the tree, unsure of whether it's safe*
(so sleepy)
(*hugs Chloe gently*)
(*hugs*)
(You okay sis?)
(Ayyyye)
Jai is it ok if we have a break from roleplay???
Ive played lots of Pokemon :)
(When I go home I'm pulling out my Nintendo and play Pokemon platinum )
(@Lauren sure :)
Tresha: *pulls her close gently, hugging her tightly*
It's okay not to be okay Alys..
Michael: *rolls his eyes at the threat -leave or get punched*
Not until I apologise to Tresha.
Alys: I I have t to be s strong.. *hugs*
Flauros; you'll be torturing Alys
Tresha: *strokes her fur gently, continuing to hold her close*
Sometimes the strongest thing we can do is admit we aren't.
Michael: I just want to apologise to Tresha!
Thank you Jai :)
Today has been both good and bad
Ive been in a bit of a bad mood... stressed and upset but not like im in a bad mood myself because ive been ok but im in both a good and a bad mood at the same time...
At work my legs felt like jello and apparently wouldnt respond to my commands so well they felt HEAVY...
I think im tired haha ;)
Alys: *sniffles* b but..
Flauros: no, you run, now
(@Lauren I know you're a grown ass woman but make sure you sleep properly tonight, kay?)
Tresha: hey, it's okay.
*smiles gently at her*
You don't HAVE to be strong. We're here, we'll support you when you can't.
Michael: I'm not leaving until I've apologised! You can't make me leave Flauros!
Ummmm yes Jai but i cant Jai ;)
First theres Swiss girlfriend who I must talk to
And Finnish friends who are fun to talk to
AND a spider in my room that makes me sleep on my couch... ill have a nap after ive played computer games before i go to work again but dude i cant sleep at night and I have to take medication to help me sleep anyway because otherwise I cant really
Alys: *whimpers*
Flauros: want a bet?
(Just try sleep a bit more? Even just a little bit could help.)
Tresha: *pulls her close, swaying gently side to side, humming quietly, stroking the fur of her head*
*this is how you calm people down right?*
Michael: *grits his teeth*
I'm not leaving until I've apologised.
Alys: *shakes slightly*
*yes*
Flauros; no!
Ill try Jai :)
Ummmm ive kinda been all tense and restless for months and months and months and months and even more months but i know whats causing it so its ok and hopppeefulllyy should be gone soon :)
Tresha: Shhh, it's okay, you're okay..
*continues to sway and hum and hold her gently*
Michael: Flauros I'm not going to leave without apologising!!!
(@Lauren that's good at least :)
Alys: h he's leaving...
Flauros: but you won't apologise to alys
Tresha: *nods very slightly, continuing to comfort the girl*
I know..
Michael: I didn't punch Alys.
Alys: a and I c can't go..
Flauros: you are seriously obtuse
Tresha: *nods very very gently at that*
Not unless you want to leave Charlotte..
Michael: *frowns*
I'm not obtuse.
Alys: I c can't leave her
Flauros: you need to apologise for hurting her
Hopefully Jai haha
Tomorrow im gonna go to a tattoo removal place and see if i can have an appointment... before I spend all the money ive saved on a playstation 4 ;)
Tresha: then no.. You can't go with him..
Michael: Fine.
Alys: b but it's breaking m me.. I I'm so torn..
Flauros: then you leave for good
Tresha: *nods, going back to just comforting because she can't imagine what this is like and doesn't know what to say*
Michael: I'm still visiting Flauros.
Alys: *sobs*
Flauros: as if anyone will let you
Tresha: *holds her, rubbing soothing circles against her back*
Michael: what's that supposed to mean?
Alys: i s should go back
Flauros: no one will let you hurt her again and again
Tresha: If you wish
*smiles gently at her*
Michael: I'm not going to hurt her! I'll be visiting, not hurting her!
Alys: c Charlotte n needs m me..
Flauros: emotionally hurting her! *roars*
Tresha: Want me to come with you?
Michael: *flinches slightly, tail tucking between his legs a little bit*
*swallows*
I-I'm not doing it to hurt her..
Alys: *nods*
Flauros: that's what's happening.. Do you realise it'll destroy her a little bit more everyone you come back then leave?
Tresha: *stands, helping her up gently*
*smiles*
Michael: That's not what I'm true to do though! I'm allowed to visit Flauros..
Sorry I had a shower ;) just drying my hair nowww
(That's fine :)
Just went hunting for Pokemon. :)
As on the DS, Pokémon is really too slow without a B button so we had to start jogging. XD XD
(@star xD you were jogging after them?)
I need Pokémon go :(
I have 2 computer games I want to play both fantasy both I love and both im scared of playing because of the existence of zombies and spiders i have to fight
Help
@Jai: Nooo, I ran after them. When I saw one I was like "Pokémon!!" and like ran towards it. But we like walked around the village a little way and then had to walk back home, and we were like walking on watching the map slooooowllly move beneath our feet and we were like "duuuude this is so slow. I wish we could hit the B button." ANd then we were like "maybe we should start actually running haha." And then we were like "should we actually." And then we were like "go on then" and just sort of jogged along.
I never ever jog so this was quite revolutionary. :) :) I really felt like my old Pokémon character on my old DS. <3 I always had to make her run the whole time because the walking was just way too slow. :P
Pokémon is cute :)
(@star xD I'm glad you enjoyed yourself!)
My favorite Pokémon is Psyduck... i practically am one ;)
(xD I don't really have a favourite?)
I don't have a favourite (can't choose XD), but my favourite isn't Psyduck. *nods*
XD XD When typing "Psyduck" my fingers automatically typed "psyfuck." XD XD
*mutters* 700 or so more words . . .
^characters
Well there are some dirty Pokémon jokes out there Star... but psyduck is funny enough already! ;)
... I know one about an inappropriate use of the word squirtle which im not gonna post here because im a responsible adult ;)
(Thank you miss responsible adult.)
Youre welcommmmee... well when i say responsible me looking after plants is a serious matter of life and death so um no im not responsible...
... but im not gonna be responsible for poisoning young minds and bringing you to the dark side even though we have cookies ok??? ;)
hello.
Hi Fera!!! :)
(@Lauren xD Cookies! I wouldn't say I myself have a young mind but there are people younger than me here so thank you.
Hi Fera.)
how are you, lauren?
What about you, jai?
(I'm okay thanks, you?)
Haha Jai you have a young mind compared to mine ;)
Im ok Fera you???
(Compared to yours I guess xD Ten years younger I believe?)
I am splendid.
done somethin' today?
(I went on a walk, then went to a friends house too.)
(You?)
I'd gone to school. Didn't deliver my papers because I was knocked out when i came home, for reasons I do not understand. I was so tired I couldn't move a limb.
What did you do at the friend's house?
(Just played Marino kart really xD)
Marino? Didn't know that they finally made a game about marino!
Mario has been too lucky.
(Dammit auto correct!!!
Mario xD)
Damn, I had hopes that Marino finally got his game.
You just shattered all my dreams.
(Apologies.
I dedicate to Marino!
May he one day get his own game.)
Thank you. I cried when I read that. So bootiful.
(Poor Marino
My head is pounding..)
Are you ok, jai?
(Headache is all, think it might be light affected.)
I see. If you think so, try to change the light setting. Also, give yourself a scalp massage, get the temple as well :)
(I had some painkillers and turned off the lights around me. Phone is already on lowest setting.)
Just a matter of time until it goes away then.
A scalp massage can help a lot. Do them to my mom.
you feeling better?
(Hopefully xD
That's so sweet :)
(Little bit.)
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