But ho! Being the professional that I am, I still have time to travel to Germany and meet YOU, my wonderful minions!
15th October, 7 PM: Burg Lichtspiele, in Ginsheim-Gustavsburg
Talk and signing.
16th October, 5 PM: Lierature cafe, Ettlingen
Talk and signing.
17th October, 1:30 PM: Frankfurt Book Fair
Talk and signing.
5 — 8:30 PM: The Midnight Hotel.
The Midnight Hotel is a fan event where I'll be chatting and signing, and there'll be a quiz and a fancy dress competition and, like, stuff happening... It's gonna be awesome.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a.k.a TMNT, a.k.a the best AND worst kids show ever to air on TV!!!
I mean, MEGA SPOILERS!!!!!! DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU WATCH THE 2012 TMNT SERIES BUT HAVENT SEEN THE FINALE
EVERYONE. FREAKIN. DIES. THE WHOLE EARTH IS SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE WHILE ONLY THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND TWO FRIENDS SURVIVE!!!! HOW THE HECK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE IN A FREAKIN. KIDS. SHOW???? Like HOLY CRAP. THE WHOLE EARTH IS. JUST. GONE. And here's another thing. THE TURTLES' FATHER AND TEACHER IS FREAKIN STABBED IN THE BACK. AND THEY ALL HAD TO WITNESS IT.
I CANT TELL IF IM STILL IN DENIAL OR IF IM STILL TOO FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT ALL TO THINK THAT HE JUST DIED.
Scarlet: ... Nice going, Keiron. She's at it /again/. And she just managed to calm down too...
*CANT STOP GIBBERING*
**IM SORRY BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING I CAN TALK ABOUT FOR A WHOLE NOTHER MONTH. OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE NEXT SEASON COMES OUT, which is still sometime this month.**
So here's the thing. The main characters need to stop an alien invasion, so they gather up all the allies they can. BUT GUESS WHAT. THAT ISNT ENOUGH. So their /teacher/ thinks it would be a good idea to recruit their ENEMY SINCE SEASON ONE WHO HAS A MAJOR GRUDGE OVER HIM. Cause enemies join under a common cause, right? Right?! SO JUST WHEN HE WAS GOING TO STOP THE BLACK HOLE GENERATOR FROM RUNNING OUT OF TIME, HE FRICKIN GETS STABBED IN THE BACK AND THEY JUST HAD TO SHOW THE BLADES STICKING OUT IN FRONT OF HIM. NOT COOL, VILLAIN DUDE. NOT. COOL. ALL TO SAY HE FRICKIN WON?! ASDFGHJKL THAT IS FRICKING STUPID DUDE. So NOW, the earth is doomed to be SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE AND IT SHOWED THE EARTH BRAKING INTO PIECES AND EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TURTLES AND TWO OF THEIR FRIENDS ARE. GONE.
LIKE WTF CREATORS?! Do you guys /SEE/ what you've done to your FANS??? THIS SHOULDNT WVEN BE CONSIDERED A KIDS SHOW ANYMORE. I MEAN, THE ORIGINAL COMICS AND THE 2003 SERIES WAS DARK, BUT THAT WAS AT LEAST ON A TV STATION THAT AIRED CARTOONS WITH DARKER THEMES FOR OLDER AUDIENCES. NICK IS FOR A YOUNGER AGE GROUP I MEAN YOU EXPECT 7 YEAR OLDS TO WATCH THAT AND BE OKAY???
*breathes heavily*
I think... I'm okay now... Not really.
*EXPLODES*
*bursts into laughter while cursing her dumb luck*
I dedicate to TMNT for being the best but WORST show in all of history. Whoohoo*sarcasm*
Mark: *Clocky has the box*
*Mark gave it her*
Tresha: Yeah. And by the whole being a hybrid thing.
(*hugs Lavy.. O_O*)
( if theres another episode then surely they are going to save it all ? )
*is hugged*
*nods*
Uh huh. They completely broke me. I can't even hold a proper conversation anymore. Asdjdnsooemeldoxnfjxioskemeo DX
THEY HAD BETTER HURRY UP WITH THE NEXT SEASON CAUSE FANS ARE GONNA EXPLODE.
Clocky: *hands over box*
Eira: places it in the freezer*
Flauros: right *changes into a leopard*
Edward Thorndike
(SHOOT!
sorry, was meant to paste that onto my work XD0
That's the thing, K. That was the season FINALE. We saw the earth- EVERY FRICKING PART OF THE WORLD- be sucked into it and left a black hole in its place.
I mean, people are HOPING that they'll save in SOMEHOW in the next season or two(rumors are they're airing a season five, the next is season four), but there are others who think it would be better if they kept the world gone, like SERIOUSLY???? YOU /WANT/ THE EARTH TO STAY GONE FOR THE SAKE OF KEEPING UP AN AWESOME SHOW??? I DONT CARE IF THERE ARE CLICHES BUT I DO /NOT/ WANT THE EARTH GONE FOREVER. HOW CAN PEOPLE THINK THAT?!
ASDFGHJKLSKMEODJDJCHDMSLXOINDBSOZOJEJITSTOOLATEANDINEEDSLEEPBYEBEFOREIDOSOMETHINGSTUPID
*leaves hugs, cookies, and tea, and poofs*
OMLI Lav! 0.0
(@Lav xD)
Mark: anyway, date time?
Tresha: *smiles*
*maybe this place is accepting.. even to me..*
Lead the way.
Clocky: yes, I am ready *smiles*
Flauros: *darts in the direction of the mountains*
Hi. *waves*
@Hope you've been exploding these past few days. *hugs her to contain her spoilery explosion*
*is happy*
*doesn't want to jinx it*
@Kas: :)
(hey Kas! that's great ^>^)
@Star :) :) :) :) someone bought my Star Citizen account for £230 :) :) :) :) :) my Xbox One is coming in the mail tomorrow and I can get Halo 5 on 27th October and I might go to midnight launch if they do one and I've never been to a midnight launch but this'll be exciting! :) :) :) :) :)
@Kas: Omg awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
(awesome!)
*cuddles Star and Chloe and Hopey and Jai and Duggy* :) :) :)
(*huggles kas*)
(@Kas OMG great!!! :DDDD)
Mark: *takes her hand, walking to the door*
Tresha: *goes on all fours and races after him, fluffy tail perked up*
I like how I'll have no games for it for 24 days though. Oh, well!
Also, I haven't told my parents..
They'll be like where did you get £279 to buy this and I'll be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
:) *hugs Kas*
@Kas: XD XD
In order to contain my excitement, I'll keep pacing around the room as I've been doing for a good 30 minutes now.
*is back cause even if she wants to sleep, her brain is hyperactive and won't shut down for the...*
Early morning... Arghblasjenskkdndjxh.
*huggles Kas back* That's great! :D I'd say awesome, but that word's been overused. :P
Clocky:*squeezes his hand*
Flauros: *continues running*
(I wish I could make money like that)
@Kas: :P I like pacing around rooms. :)
@Lav: :P
Mark: *smiles, squeezing her hand back*
Tresha: *catches up, running beside her, grinning like a Cheshire cat*
@Chloe Didn't make money. Just traded virtual goods for money. I purchased and traded the virtual goods initially.
@Hope Awesome! Didn't read the spoilers but OMG I'm guessing the ending was good!
Clocky: you poil me mark...
Flauros: *huffs and picks up speed*
@Star upstairs rooms too small for pacing. Mum watching TV downstairs. So no room for pacing. Hmm... music... that might help.
@Kas: :(
When the upstairs of my house is empty I just pace from one end of the landing to the other
Mark: Do I?
Tresha: *notices him speeding up and follows suit, smiling*
*can't even talk anymore*
*makes a bloop bleeping robot sound*
Bleep. Bloop bleep. Blop.
I FEEL CARZY RIGHT NOW. SOMEONE HALP. KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO MEEEEEEEE.
THE ENDING WAS AWESOME. AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT THAT NOW MEANS FOR THE CHARACTERS AND THE FEELS DUDE. THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEELS. ;-; D,:
It's 2AM AND LAST NIGHT I DIDNT GET TO BED UNTIL THREE. WHAT IS THIS SHOW DOING TO MEEEEEEEE. I CANT SLEEP BUT IM TIRED AND GAAAAAAAAAH. D:
clocky: yes *smiles* you treat me like a princess
Flauros: *reaches the base of the mountains*
@Lav: :( :( :(
Mark: Good. That's how you deserve to be treated.
Tresha: *stands up, stretching*
*gibbers more*
*is basically trying to say she's acknowledging everyone even though she can't speak*
*hugs Hopey gently*
Beep bep.
@Lav: :P
*is hugged*
Bleep boop. Blop bop.
Clocky; Awww mark.,. *tcks fast*
Flauros; *shifts* shall we start?
@Hopey Rat. At at. atatatatatatatat.
Mark: Ticky.
Tresha: Sure. She's called Alice.
*msdddddddd to sleeeeeeeeep*
Bleep bloop.
OOH BY THE WAY. WHOVIANS, DAVID TENNANT IS MAKING AN APPEARANCE IN THE NEXT TMNT SEASON AS A FAMOUS ROBOT NAMED PROFESSOR HONEYCUTT WHO WAS THE ONE WHO SAVED THE TURTLES BEFORE THE EARTH DIED.
HE'LL BE IN THE SHOW FOR LOTS OF EPISODES!!!!
Beep boop beepady bop! Tennant!
Clocky: werecow
Flauros; okay
*starts ascending the mountain, shouting* Alice!
AND THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE LOTS OF REFERENCES TO DR WHO CAUSE THE SHOW IS FULL OF REFERENCES TO SCIFI, OLDER TMNT STUFF, AND JUST POPULAR THINGS IN GENERAL.
They even had a Star Trek reference in the first season, and they also have time travel and space adventuring episodes!!!
I still don't know how they're planning to save the earth, but I REALLY hope they will.
@Hopey Awesome! This sounds... interesting. Like something I'd watch. I'm keen on sci-fi and time travel and saving the Earth. *nods*
Mark: *laughs*
Moooooo!
Tresha: *follows him*
Alice! It's Tresha the Cheshire!
(*has no idea where Alice is..*)
*can't believe how excited her mind is compared to her body*
Like, I'm typing what my mind is saying, but if people saw me, they'd just see a tired girl with drooping eyelids. XP
*nodsnods* excitement can wear you out. But... put down your device and try to sleep if it's late...
*hugs gently*
Yeah, but. First you'll have to get past mutants and ninjas and ooh yeah! Did I mention evil robotic brain creatures and Dino men who are both alien races?
Clockyd *giggles€
Flauros; come out! Please...
*thats helpful XD
Sounds like quite a challenge.
batman
SUPAAAAAMAAAAN
*is gently hugged*
Good thing you didn't read that big ol spoiler then...
There's one thing in there that would be upsetting if you watched the show but knew what was coming...
Seriously though, it completely took out the joy of rewatching episodes... :(
Mark: *smiles, holding her close*
Tresha: *looks round*
(*cough* Chloe play Alice please! *cough*)
*nods* Sleep now, Hopey. It's late.
Hi Joker?
I know I need to sleep, but I CAAAAAAAAAANT. DX
Hi Joker?
I know I need to sleep, but I CAAAAAAAAAANT. DX
Hello Lavender
Hello Kas
(Hello Jokey!)
*waves and tries to figure out who it is*
First guess is Fera, but I can't think of anyone else...
It's SUUUUPAAAAMAAAAN!!!!!
Hopey, put away your device and try to sleep :/// Sleep is good and warm.
Unless....
Are you new? Or an oldie I don't know?
But The Joker is a common rp character, not that anyone played him, but he's also good for hiding identities.
Hello Jai!
not him
"if I'm gonna have a backstory, might as well make it multiple choice" the Joker
(Hey joker?
Are you jack?)
Alice; *is curled up. Asleep under an outcrop of rock
Clocky; you know what makes me tick
There goes the element of surprise I guess XD
(Jaaaaack! *glomps*)
Sleep is good, but I'm already warm. :P
In all seriousness though, yeah... Okay, I'll try.
((Sorry, Joker, if I said anything upsetting. I jump to conclusions a lot.))
Tresha: Alice! Come on Ally! I need you!
Mark: I do.
*waves at Joker*
*nods at Hopey*
*hugs her again*
*has to go*
Good night, Hopey!
See you later, everyone!
*is glomped* Helloooo
Why does everyone try to figure out everyone they don't know? Like mystery or suspense is bad
Don't apologise Lav
Alice: *wakes up and murmurs* t tresha...?
Clocky: *kisses* lead the way
Oh. Heh. Hiya Jack!
Good night now! I'll try to sleep!
If you don hear back from me in twenty minutes, I'll have probably been successful.
( it is bad.)
(*kisses jack*)
Is it K?
That quote from the joker is one of my favourite quotes
*kisses Chloe*
I don't think it's bad
(Hey jacko)
Tresha: *her ears twitch, swiveling towards the sound*
*looks in the general direction*
Alice? Come out of wonderland..
Mark: *squeezes her hand, walking towards the village near blogland*
(I love you sweetie!!
Alice: *cant move*
*she hurt her ankle* h help... *whimpers*
*now has two Alice characters *
Clocks: *hums an skips along*
He Jai Jai, how are you?
I love you too cHloe
(There's a vocaloid song called the joker)
(*oops, sorry*)
Tresha: Alice!
*spots her and runs over, having to climb slightly to get there*
*hugs her tightly*
Alice! You're alive!
Mark: *smiles at her cheer*
(I'm okay, you?)
good, I'm alright thanks Jai
There is? awesome
( i mean the not knowing who someone is, is bad... hence why I keep a log of all your numbers so that if you lock your prof and change your name I can be like ahh ok :D :P )
Alice; *hugs and cries* t tresh...
Flauros; hello, Alice
Alice; *is sobbing uncontrollably *
Clocky: when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore!
Right...
Tresha: It's okay Ally.. it's okay..
*gently rubs her back in soothing circles*
This is Flauros. He helped me find you.
Mark: *laughs*
Someone's happy.
(But what if someone doesn't want to be found out?)
( :P *distant* )
Alice: *looks at flauros wjth big blue eys* t thank you..
Flauros; *smiles€ your welcome
*stands up straight and tall* now, if you don't mind... I shall be expected back in heaven !
*waits to be taken back*
+nothing happens*
+frowns*
Clocky; it's because of you!
( I don't ever say publicly who it is.... just incase ((or try not to ))
remember that time no one had asked you if you were ok when you had a different display name but I popped up on skype... that's because I checked to see who it was to help... )
(But some people don't want anyone to know... They sometimes feel better with a different identity...)
(*shrugs* ... that's why I have more than one profile... )
*nods at Chloe*
:-/
But not everyone wants to keep tabs on multiple accounts
THEY should be able to feel like a name change is enotvh...)
( the whole reason I done it was because I thought multiple people had this... remeber when you and jai got together on email to find out that it was me saying something depressing... )
(1. We were curious and thought there would need to be an intervention
2. That was ages ago
People change and mature)
(Jack come back...)
Tresha: You're still here it appears? Maybe it takes a while to be accepted back into heaven.
Mark: Oh good!
( 1: intervention how? :P
2: Yeh I know... I don't really ever check it anymore... only when I need to just incase like someone is maybe doing something to harm themselves under a different name. so that I can email ect ect them to help them)
Flauros; *grumbles under breath*
Alice: h hello..
Clocky; I love you mark! *howls*
(Gee... I don't know... A pep talk perhaps? But in order to do that you would need to know who you are addressing)
And all I am saying is that not everyone wants to be found out
It's like when people talk in codes
They don't want to be deciphered)
Tresha: Say hi for now Flauros? A hero should always greet his damsel in distress.
Mark: *blushes, smiling*
(Chloe, fb/email in one sec)
Alice: r right.. Hellow flauros!
Flauros; *mutters* hello Alice
Clocky; *giggles* I love it when you blush
(Email if you don't mind)
(*has emailed*)
Tresha: Are you hurt Alice?
Mark: Why?
( yeh i know...
i'm an avid over thinker so would form theories as to who it was even if it was a different profile...
writing style ect ect..... even if I delete the blog id's I can't stop my mind from going ohhh ! who are you ? :P )
(*emailed back*)
Alice: a ankle...
Clocky; it's cute!
(I know, I'm just stating that some people don't want to be found out so be careful
And no one keeps a log...)
Tresha: *carefully lifts her ankle, looking at it*
I'll carry you. You'll be okay, it's just a little hurt.
Mark: is not!
Alice: I I'm heavy,..
Flauros; *watcjes, amused*
Clocky: is too!
Tresha: You aren't that heavy Alice. Especially when you're floating around in your daydreams.
Mark: isn't!
Alice; heyyyy!
Clocky : is tooooo !
Tresha: *laughs, smiling*
I'm only teasing Ally. Now, I'm going to try firemans lift you. Try not to fall off, Kay?
Mark: is not!
Alice: *nods*
Clocky: is too! *tickles him*
Tresha: *lifts her carefully into a firemans lift over one shoulder, squaring her shoulders and standing straight, ignoring the heavy weight trying to pin her down*
Mark: Ah!!!!
*laughs, grabbing her wrists*
*grins*
Check mate.
Alice: sowwy...
Flauros: *smirks*
Clocky: *pouts* damn
Tresha: Dont worry about it. You almost reached blogland silly. You were so close to reaching acceptance! But what are friends for if not to lug your backside to your dream location?
Mark: *grins*
I win. What's my prize?
Alice: thanks...
Clocky: me...?
(*sings/shouts uma thurmin*)
BURY ME TILL I CONFESS!
Tresha: You're welcome Ally. Coming Flauros?
Mark: *blushes as inappropriate meaning for that flood his mind*
Fkauros: bah *walks off*
Clocky: mark?
(She wants to dance like uma thurmin!)
(And I can't get you out of my head!)
(Te stench, the stench of summer sex)
Tresha: ...or not. Okay. Guess it's just me then.
*starts walking down the mountain carefully*
Mark: Mmm?
(And CK eternity, oh hell yes!)
(Divide me down to the smallest j can be!)
Alice; y you can go without md
Clocky: you r gone bright red
Tresha: Nope. Why would I do that?
Mark: s-sorry
(Put your, put your v-v-venom in me! :))
Alice; I always slow you down
Clocky: don't apogjse
(Felix: I can move mountains)
(*laughs*
I can work a miracle, work a miracle, oh-oh)
Tresha: No you don't Ally.
*starts walking through the woods*
Mark: *smiles gently*
MY FRIEND HAS PLAYED ME1 AND ME2 AND HE ALSO HAS ME3 BUT HASN'T GOT AROUND TO PLAYING IT YET.
...
HIS WORDS ABOUT ME2 WAS "FLAWLESS". AND SOMETHING ABOUT A 98% APPROVAL RATING WHICH HE UNDERSTANDS NOW.
XD
THE MASS EFFECT NESS IS SPREADING.
His favourite race is also the Quarians
I had no part to play in that XD It just happened.
@Dragona: Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Alice; thank you tresha cat
Clocky: are wee there yet?
Hi.
@Dragona :) :) :)
Now I need to buy Halo 5. And Halo MCC. And Xbox Live so I can play those games online. And a play and charge kit to charge the batteries.
Too many things to buy why did I do this to myself???
Wbd Doctor Who
(Hi Kas and dragon!)
Oh shit yeah Doctor Who exists
Never mind XD
*goes back to getting sidetracked from biology*
(I can imagine felix sounding like fallout boy XD)
@Chloe: *interestedly* Can you?
(Yes! Well I don't know if you know, but felix is based off rin from the anime blue exorcist and I can just imagine him singing uma thurmin XD)
@Chloe: I don't watch that anime. :P Or any anime. :P But. :P
*huggles Starfish*
Doctor Who isn't that great atm XD Don't worry. :P
@Dragona: Yeah, that's why I'm not too bothered. XD
*huggles back*
(It's a great anime, so if you wanna start watching anime I recommend that series
Gem can vouch for me ^.^)
(Cool draggie..)
Tresha: *grins*
You're welcome Alice in wonderland.
Mark: Nearly.
(*leaves*)
(What's up Jai?)
Alice/ *giggles* do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?
Clocky: yay!
Not really here, just for your amusement:
I found a strong second place for my list of most embarassing ways to die:
1st place: Suffocating on a marshmallow stuck in the throat.
2nd place: Struck to death by a frozen sausage falling from high up.
(Hey Johanna
Those are funny XD)
(I can imagine those written on headstones XD)
helu
(Hey fera)
how're you? and nice prof picture ^_^
(thanks
I'm gooooood
You?)
you're welcome ^_^ umm, i am fine i suppose.
Hey, again. DW is a two-parter. They have got to stop doing that.
(*tilts head* that's an improvement )
(*glomps kassy^)
(*glomps kassy^)
*is glomped*
*is confused*
Why am I being glomped?
*hugs Chloe*
(Hi, Fera!)
Neighbours are watching Inception! :)
It's not even that loud but the soundtrack is recognisable.
(*huggles* how art thou, Kassy O??
hey kas!
*hugs* :)
Happy. Still need to sort out online/charging as well as where to put it, but I can play Halo 5 once it's out and I guess I'm really excited for it or something :) :) :)
How are you both doing today?
i am doing a little better kas ^_^ I am not excited for games :P
(I am gooood ^.^)
(*loves the freeview advert*)
@Fera Good. I'm glad you're feeling a bit better.
Aww, not excited? Why not? What games do you typically play/like?
@Chloe :)
I like fighting games, like the batman arkham series, I also like strategy games like star craft, or age of empire, and environment creation/scavenging like minecraft ^_^
*nods*
I have a REALLY bad habit of not finishing games. Of the last 200 games I bought, I finished maybe ten? Fifteen?
(*sings to a guy what takes his time*
*recalls what happens when she sings it in burlesque-8
*stops immediately *)
200 games you bought? O.o I think i've got about 15-20 games overall ^_^
Any games you're potentially excited for? Any game you'd like a sequel to?
@Fera Um... maybe an exaggeration. Maybe put of every game, ever.
I am REALLY, REALLY bad at finishing games. I cannot overstate this fact.
*out
Ummm....batman series ^_^ also, a bleach(anime) game would be nice ^_^ or another star craft :)
I mean... no game finished on Steam, out of 60-70 games. CS go technically doesn't have a campaign to finish, but I've spent 140+ hours on it and finished a multiplayer operation. So that's 1/70.
Then I have unfinished Origin, uPlay, GOG and DRM-free games. Never finished one.
Xbox 360 user since 2008/2009, finished... 17-18 games? Out of 100+
I like CS ^_^
Ah, cool. Never played Starcraft... But I think I have Arkham City somewhere. Played it for two hours as I got a free American copy of it. Haven't played it since (though I haven't had the 360 for a while now, so I couldn't have...)
Ooh, I own a digital version of Mass Effect and Borderlands so I can play those on Xbox One thanks to backwards compatibility :)
CS is nice, but I prefer Halo (though at this point I'm sure I'm worse at Halo than at CS)
I like my P90 :3
*wonders if Chloe is still here*
I've finished arkham asylum and city a few times, oh and i am one of the best in free combat challenges :P
@Fera You're the best
Around
And nothing's ever gonna bring you down! :P
hehe :p but seriously though, you should see the flow when i do one of the challenges, i get perfect ones, which means basically nobody breaks my flow, i finish off like 30 guys in one big combo :P
*nods*
I think I was bad at Arkham City :P
Need more practice.
(*goes to bed*)
by chloe ^_^ nos da. yup, you probably do, kas :P
Nos da, Bach!
wanna play CS together sometime?
Aye. I have no mic though, how I got to Gold Nova II, I'll never know.
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