But ho! Being the professional that I am, I still have time to travel to Germany and meet YOU, my wonderful minions!
15th October, 7 PM: Burg Lichtspiele, in Ginsheim-Gustavsburg
Talk and signing.
16th October, 5 PM: Lierature cafe, Ettlingen
Talk and signing.
17th October, 1:30 PM: Frankfurt Book Fair
Talk and signing.
5 — 8:30 PM: The Midnight Hotel.
The Midnight Hotel is a fan event where I'll be chatting and signing, and there'll be a quiz and a fancy dress competition and, like, stuff happening... It's gonna be awesome.
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(Want it. Don't have vinyl, but want it.
Okay then, vampire been on the rampage all night.. hmmm..)
((*goes on a song download spree*))
@Johanna We have one of those knives. All knives are pretty useless, though.
@Jai I was gonna get a Halo vinyl but instead got a Bioshock one. I can't play it but I think Bioshock has 50's music so it's what you'd expect from a vinyl.
(@kas *nods* I want so much useless cr*p..)
AU: *groans, curling up on herself, holding her head, rubbing her eyes gently*
*opens said eyes, frowning, wondering why she's covered in red liquid and why its so quiet in this quaint town*
F*CK!
*stands up quickly, only now spotting the shredded bodies that lie around, staring in shock*
(*so isn't dancing to HU*))
Well, we've got some second choice WMF knives, and they never had to be sharpened all my life and are still sharper than some you get in restaurants...
... maybe your knifes just... like... have reached the end of their lifetime?
Knives have lifetimes? No, these are pretty new.
AU: *scoops up a phone from the floor, hands shaking*
*it takes a few attempts, but she calls Inky, praying that both Inky's have the same number regardless of the realm*
@Jai *shrugs*
(*decides to test something*
Frozen Frozen Frozen.)
Kas, maybe what you were trying to cut was just too tough or chewy, then.
@Johanna *nods*
That's why a better knife may be needed.
Some things DO work way better with a sharp knife, like raw meat. Stuff seems to fight back when you want to cut it in slices. ^^
*nods*
Are you trying to cut meat for a bbq or so?
No.
Oh well, if you ever do, holding the knife a bit tilted will help. ^^
Apart from your knifes being annoying, how are you?
I know how to use a knife. *nods*
I'm not great. Just a mood I'm in. It happens. It'll pass soon enough.
Ah, I get that, too. Fortunately it's getting less the last couple months. Hope you'll be better soon.
AU: *so no then*
*hangs up and looks around at the mess vampire her made*
*closes her eyes, shaking more*
*calls Blake*
*nods*
Looks like everyone has disappeared yet again.
Or not... *waves at Jai*
(*waves back at kas*)
(You called?)
I texted.
(I saw Kassy. I was meaning Jai. She summoned me.)
Okay, then.
(Uh, Blake doesn't have a cell phone and he's a bit small to be answering the home phone right now.)
(Oh there she is! Wanna rp?)
hey gemma ^_^
Hello, John.
AU: *hangs up after it rings for ages*
*Blake from her realm did*
*whimpers very slightly and calls Chi, clutching the phone tightly*
(Hey Kas)
And hey, Fera.
*just waves at the influx of people*
-picks up-
Sil?
AU: CHI! Thank God I.. I need a lift.. I don't remember all of what happened last night but um.. I'm surrounded by shreds of bodies and blood.. and.. I think I did it..
*shivers more,curling up*
Help..
-tenses-
Sil...thank god you're safe.
where are you? i'll come and get you and bring you to our house.
as long as you don't attack blake.
AU: *swallows*
I'm not sure.. a smallish village.. it's cold and cloudy.. I..
*spots a sign*
Wanlockhead?
*Groggily sits up on the bed, looking around and remembering last night*
*Notices Chi on the phone and walks to the edge of the bed*
Is that Sil?
hey gem?
(back!))
(*waves at the Chloe*)
(*waves at jai*))
(*hugs the Chloe*)
(Hey Frank)
Yeah Blake it's sil, i'm going to get her.
-creates wings and flies out the window to her-
((*huggles jai*))
how're you gemmy?
oh, welcome back chloe.
*Starts to say something and stops when she flies out the window*
Alright, I'll just stay here then.
(heeeey))
AU: *is curled up, dripping blood*
*drops the phone, staring emptily at the bodies around her, shaking*
(At least those bodies aren't rising from the dead.
Goodbye.)
Bye Kas!
(I'm ok Frank.)
-sees her and flies down to her- Hey sis...
come here...
-kneels down and stretches her arms-
AU: *focuses on Chi*
*pounces into her arms, hugging her tightly, swallowing*
*oh, also, she's in her usual state of undress that happens after changing back*
*hugs gemmy*
(Star?)
star?
(testing testing 1 2 3))
(-hugs Frank-
I'm going home now where i have better wifi)
-cuddles hey tightly and lifts them both into the air and back home to their house-
AU: *holds on tightly, forcing herself to breathe evenly, ignoring the smell of blood*
ok gemmy ^_^
((Yes Star))
((Sorry))
((Oh yeah you don't know baout my dot do you))
((yeah that is my dot))
-Walter robotics. where moustaches make up for a lack of personality-
Hello, I'm hatchworth, and unlike you, I have a hatch.
sometimes I pull sandwiches out of it, sometimes badgers.
I like to make sandwiches... all kinds.
Mostly badger sandwiches... not made from actual badgers but sandwiches for badgers
I can also make roobins, m'ontie khris toes and PB and Js (Pickled berries and jalapenos)
I enjoy a plethora of extra curricula activites
I got a medal for squatting ones
-good job hatchworth!-
thank you hatchworth!
*squeezes nose and steam comes out of chimney on hat*
*sounds like a steam engine*
-From Walter Robotics, hatchworth
industrial
innovative
imaginative-
Ig-loo
Why are some people such jerks??????????
-takes her right into chi and blake's bedroom-
Blake cover your eyes if you don't want to see my sister naked.
-shuffles sil into the bathroom and shuts the door-
You wash up sis, i'll get some clothes for you.
I mean...i am guessing that's a rhetorical question...what happened starry?
(@Star huh?)
AU: *nods*
Okay..
*shuffles into the shower*
@Fera: Fucking dickhead invaded Lizzie's life, that's what happened, and now she really wants to run out into traffic because she can't handle the stress
Ugh
Just -
some people -_-
It was a rhetorical question, but if you could enlighten me as to why I'd be grateful
Bethany: I never thought Liliana and I would be friends, let alone sisters... *she smiles* We were once trying to chase each other down...
Alexandria: Alright. *she shrugs* Who is conducting the ceremony? Did you choose someone from Earth?
*Already fell back asleep on one of the pillows*
-is cuddled up somewhere deep in the pillow hill-
I remember..
*shakes her head*
The first time I met her she made me into a pet. The first time I met you she was fighting you.
Onwa: Liliana chose someone she believes to be the safest person she could choose I belive.
oh...wow...never seen you swear to such an extent ^_^ i mean, if he's literally harassing her, you can call the police?
He most likely really doesn't understand that he's doing a bad thing...OR he is selfish and doesn't care...umm, as to why? well...a lot of shit can happen...both individuality and environmental factors affect what one's personality can shape into ^_^
I'm sorry star...
*nods hello to hatchworth*
*takes sandwich*
Goodbye
*breaks down*
((*leaves))
@Fera: Oh, have you not? *fascinated*
Nahhhh he's not breaking any laws he's just being a dickhead.
Yeah, well, you would think someone would have the basic fucking intelligence to realise "oh, I am stressing out this person I like to the extent they want to jump into traffic, oh, this isn't too good, is it"
Like
Seriously
Is he actually a psychopath???
maybe he is *shrugs* ..umm...what's he doing...specifically?
((Swearing does help me express my anger))
((When I'm in lessons I can't swear so I just end up committing acts of violence))
((Swearing is a much better outlet. :) It doesn't end in destruction, with people being scared of me, or with me havign to walk halfway across the classroom to collect the things I threw.
I like swearing.))
ahh, it doesn't relieve stress for me, but i do feel good after swearing ^_^
@Fera: Not sure of all the details, tbh.
He is just generally being a jerk and stressing her out.
@Fera: I'm not sure if it relieves stress or not, but when I get this mad in school I have a really big need to commit acts of violence. I don't have that urge when I get mad at home, and I think it's because I can sit here and rant and swear. :)
(*hugs star :/*)
:) *hugs Jai*
oh...so like...trying to make himself look good while her bad?
breaking stuff, including myself usually does it for me ^_^ ummm, i usually convert it into sadness nowadays though ^_^
*hugs star*
*oh and some self hatred
*even if it's not my fault
-gives both of them cookies-
-by throwing the cookies at them from her pillows-
*accepts cookie* *Gives half to star and half to johanna*
@Fera: Nahhhhhhh he asked her out and she said no and he wouldn't stop pressuring her about it - he kept asking her and askign her and asking her and then started like begging and crying.
Of all the stupid things to do. You really want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to be in one with you??? Seriously??
So, yeah, Lizzie, like the sensible person she is, kept saying now.
And then like a few days afterwards she told me that she'd sat with her friend Harry on the bus, and then the dickhead guy like flipped out about it and told her that she wasn't allowed to talk to Harry or her guy friends.
What
the
fuck.
And I don't know /what/ else he's done but she's really stressed out and having to hold onto her chair to stop herself running into traffic and she says that he's told her a lot of stuff so she can't just sort of abandon him because of it and I'm just sat tehre like "-_- -_- fucking dickhead"
@Fera: :( DOn't convert it into sadness.
Idk, I think anger is better than sadness.
Is for me, anyway. It's burning but it doesn't feel, like, depressing or, like, bad.
Sadness just feels so ultimately negetive. When I'm angry, I feel in the right an okay with myself, you know what I mean?
Star: ahh yes...thing is, i don't really care about my well-being, but rather other people's. Thus why i am choosing sadness over anger ^_^
but yeah, that guy sounds like a retard *nods*
@Fera: Mmh, see, I care about my well-being. :P
I like to think that if I try hard enough and practise enough I can avoid making people excessively negatively impacted by my anger, too.
Some people deserve me to be angry at them, though. Ugh.
((You need to care about your own well being before others start caring abou you
Not caring about yourself is stupid
*leaves*
*bot like anyone would notics^))
. . . Is that Chloe?
If so -
*hugs*
:)
I am very, VERY absent-minded, so I can't deny that I may fail to notice you at times. I fail to notice everyone at times. With that in mind, I could say that even if I did fail to notice you, it would not be personal.
If not -
*hugs*
chloe...sorry if you felt like you were being ignored...i didn't mean to ignore you or anything like that... umm, and ok ^_^
Bethany: I am glad things have changed...
Alexandria: Berengaria, I take it?
-falls asleep in pile of pillows, plopping out of blog-existence-
*thinks I might be a werewolf for Halloween*
*one from Supernatural*
*it's a Supernatural-themed party*
*is thinking it would be cool if I could get coloured contact lenses :)*
goodnight johanna ^_^
cool, star... we've got some event to raise money for charity...we have to come in, as a kid's show character...umm...I'll find the most horrifying thing i can :P
@Fera: :P
I just want to go to Lizzie's.
*I've just got to
HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT
So am I. Those barrels where terrifying.. and painful..
*flexes her hand slightly, remembering the sharp rel- the sharp pain*
Onwa: Yes. That way its unlikely for anything to kick off.
*glances in the mirror, nervousness flashing across her features*
dunno :p Last year i was the joker...i think people liked it ^_^
(*tries to imagine star with sharp canines, long spiked nails and werewolf eyes..*
Yeah nope. Can't imagine it.)
Hi.
*begins watching Castle*
@Jai: XD XD
I'll take that as a compliment. :)
:) Hi Kas.
@Fera: :) Ooh, that would be a good one.
Okay, msd. Really tired. :)
*Curls up*
It's final
I can't make it to the funeral
Hello.
Oh... I'm sorry, Noelle.
nightttt
I am so sorry, angel... So sorry... I love you dearly, and I hope you'll be alright. I am here for you, if there's anything at all that I can do. *hugs tightly*
Hello.
@Noelle: :/ :/ *hugs . . .*
Starryeyes Brightly
(happy birthday Rhos...
for if he comes on)
Right
I think I've found contact lenses
*looks at screen doubtfully*
*waves at Starryeyes*
Contact lenses?
(I say hi from Portsmouth uni !))
@Kas: Yeah, coloured ones. :)
For Halloween. :)
:) Hi Chloe!
(Yeah happy birthday Rhos ^.^)
(-hugs Gemma- :P )
(-hugs keiron-)
(you just binging today baby ? :P)
*tumbleweed tumbleweeds*
Starfish be careful because some coloured contact lenses can really hurt your eyes. :/ *knows this from experience* My friend once dressed as a zombie with white eyes and was off college for like 2 weeks because of what they did to his eyes. :/
For £15 extra your hot lap was upgraded from a Ford Focus RS to an Aston Martin DBS. Totally worth it <3
( Voldemort you a car person ? )
@Dragona: *shrugs* I'm only wearing them for a few hours. If they hurt I can take them off after like fifteen minutes.
Hey, Draggie, Keiron and Starry!
*huggles Starfish* Okay. :)
Conductor yep. :) For my 18th last year my mum got me a track day experience thingy so I've spent the morning driving a Porsche 997 Turbo, a Lamborghini Gallardo and a Jaguar F-Type convertible then I got a hot lap in the DBS. The Lamborghini was beautiful <3 So powerful. :) :) :)
( Hi KAs :P hi star :P
star I recommend eye droplets before during and after wearing them.... they hurt.. not enough for 2 weeks off but still )
( lucky bastard... gallardo is one of the less powerful ones as well :P and kinda ugly.. :P ehhe I had one of those days but I hadn't passed my test yet so they gave me an automatic porsche... )
At the opticians I once had some eye drops in which made my pupils huge XD It was hilarious. Could barely see or walk XD
There was a white Aventador and that was flipping gorgeous. I liked the blue Gallardo though <3 Topped 100mph quite easily. :)
( i'd have the aventador anyday :P 100 in 3 secs :P I topped 100 in n astra... :P )
@Keiron: I don't have eye drops. I'm not sure I'd bother buying them when I'm only using them for one day, anyway.
The Lamborghini was a manual and it was so damn fun to change gear because of the sound. There was a green murchilago which spun XD In the Jaguar F-Type I actually got held up by the white Aventador I was like "hurry up God damn it" XD My hair was a mess after that. 100mph in a convertible... Yeah. :P
Booo!
-ghosts in from the book fair-
... this book fair is goddamn huge. My feet hurt. Also, they have Computers for visitors. But I have to stand, no chairs... >.>
Starfish I think it'd be a good idea. :/
*waves at Johanna*
Hey Aquila.
For lunch I had a really weird combination but it was great. Bacon, curry, baked beans, naan bread, poppadoms, chicken nuggets, chips and pizza all on one plate <3 Oh and prawn crackers. :P
For dessert I went a little crazy with the chocolate fountain but oh well. I filled an ice cream cone with chocolate then had ice cream on the top XD Totally great. I also had marshmallows with chocolate and gummy bears (some chocolate dipped) and a Type of bakewell cake thingy and some chocolate brownies... Yeah it was a great meal.
I got my Christmas Shopping done. And saw Derek. From a distance. Pretending to be in that tent by Chance. >.> :P
-waves back at Kas-
Hi Dragona, I see you finally got to drive the cars. And liked it. ^^
And now, consider me vanished again. I've got places to be, stuff to see, things to take without paying... >.>
(I didn't steal anything! ... some things are for free, though. >.>)
( manual Lambo.... I think you mean double clutch flappy paddle ?:P )
Nope it had a clutch and a gear stick it was a manual. :P
We gonna live off the fatta the land, right, George?
RIP :/
@Johanna Yay! Derek!
( weird... and rare... )
Twas actually a really nice gearbox. The Lamborghini was definitely the best to drive but I only have two complaints. 1. The pedals were REALLY close together and er I have size 15 feet so... Wasn't so good. :P Then the other complaint was that the like notches for the gearstick were really far apart. 0_0 Normally you can just slide it from second into third for a normal car but on this one you had to slide it quite far and it kept throwing me a bit but it was fine when I got used to it. Really nice gearbox though a lot of fun to use. And the sound when you changed down <3
hey ^_^
(Hey Frank)
(-pokes Gemmy Jam Jar-
-looks at Frank- sure I came up with that in Ireland when I was partially drunk ? :P Gemmy thinks it was Jai... )
dunno k, I don't think it was you while you were in ireland? :P
Grease lightning
(member when I was in the hallway and someone asked me if I was French :P )
(I remember that. but i don't remember you calling me gemmy jam jar first.)
Hello gemma band keiron, how's you both?
( it happened right b4 that :P ehhe
i'm good jack :P :D :P wbu ?)
I'm good thanks k, tired but good
Chloe makes me sooooo happy so I can't be sad ^.^
( Gem makes me really happy too :P hehe I'm just wondering if I created the Gemmy Jam Jar or not hehe )
Hehe, tis a mystery if time
(that it is :P wuut? )
???? What's wuut? Sorry...
(what you up to :P )
Listening to music, yourself?
(on skype to bae and doing hw :P :D :P)
Awesome ^.^
((*sneaks up behind and coers his eyes* gues who!))
(yeh :P wbd )
*raises eyebrow*... santa?
((*pouts* no))
Hehe, of course not, it's too early for Christmas
*turns and cuddles*
(*cuddles and kisses your chest* I love you jack ))
*cuddles and smiles* I love you too
((*gets you to dance with me*))
*dances*
*falls*
*fails*
Let's have a kiki!!!
((You don't fail! You can dance!))
noooooo, I fail, you've seen me fail XD
(You don't!))
DO do do
(*Watches from a dark little corner*)
(No no no))
Hey John, hows you?
Yes yes yes
((Hello john!
I dedicate to that feeling when you know you have found your one true soulmate
It is the greatest feeling on earth))
Hear hear, tis the very best
((Hehe you love saying that honey XD))
((Awwww loverboy...))
Chloe XD
Tis true
((What? XD))
*shakes head* XD
((What? XD))
Hmmm... zombies
((Zombies?! Where? *jumps and wraps self around jacks head*))
Um... *can no longer see zombies* XD
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