But ho! Being the professional that I am, I still have time to travel to Germany and meet YOU, my wonderful minions!
15th October, 7 PM: Burg Lichtspiele, in Ginsheim-Gustavsburg
Talk and signing.
16th October, 5 PM: Lierature cafe, Ettlingen
Talk and signing.
17th October, 1:30 PM: Frankfurt Book Fair
Talk and signing.
5 — 8:30 PM: The Midnight Hotel.
The Midnight Hotel is a fan event where I'll be chatting and signing, and there'll be a quiz and a fancy dress competition and, like, stuff happening... It's gonna be awesome.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4984 Newer› Newest»(Hey guys. I'm really hungry i haven't had anything to eat yet ;-; i need food. Keiron do you have food at yours that i would eat? lol)
Hi Gemma!
Yes, have him feed you. -nods-
(Food matters. -nods again-)
( yes yes I do :P )
Hi!
*is also in need of breakfast*
*will have a sandwich in 20 minutes*
*waves at everyone*
( also hi Aq and Kas :P )
Kas... or you eat now and talk to us when happy and fed?
( see I was going to have food but now I'm guessing I will be having it with Gemma after uni so I just won't till then :P)
(No Keiron, eat! it's 2 hours till i get out...)
( that awkward moment when I need to get dressed in 2 seconds flat as there is a parcel at the door....
and no baby i'm having it with you :P there is soup... might have a little soup as that won't put me off actual lunch :P )
-would go for a dress-
-cause a dress looks dressed no matter what >.>-
:p
One needs to be ready for parcels! :)
( yeh I went for lounge pants and a tshirt... :P lol and be lucky I got that far :P hehe I went from nothing to 2 pieces of clothing in the time it took me to walk to the door ... i'm proud :P
going to go for shower now though :P brb)
Bye, Keiron!
Nom nom sandwich time!
Bye K, and have fun Kas. ^^
How are you, Johanna? What are you up to?
I'm watching Castle to distract myself from the weird feeling eardrops cause. ^^ And I'm fine. ^^
What about you?
hey ^_^
Hi again Frank. ^^
hey Johanna :)
How are you? ^^
I am good, thank you :) Your ear is still bothering you? :(
Yup. Now it's eardrops twice a day for five days. ... yay... ^^
Yay! Castle! Starring Nathan Fillion! I'm on episode 4! What episode are you on? Are you enjoying it? Nathan Fillion woo!!!! :3
Hello, Fera!
awwwww, damnit *strokes her head* hey kas ^_^
... series five, episode 14. -grins-
It's SO GOOD, right?
swear am gonna start soon :P
@Johanna 100+ hours of Nathan Fillion, how could it not be good? :3
I'm enjoying it. A lot. Good acting and plot so far. But because I'm watching this, I probably won't have enough time to rewatch Battlestar Galactica. *shrugs*
You most likely really won't. ... I've been stuck to that damn series for a while, now. XD
Frank - you should! ^^
( too much on my watch list to start watching it right now... might add it and watch it ... sometime.. also yeh i'm back also yeh it happened again only this time boiler man :P lol just out the shower basically and the door goes... :/)
Keiron, they're all after you. Clearly. They planned it that way and were disappointed.
The girl who died in episode 2 is called Sarah Manning. The protagonist of Orphan Black (season 4 coming Spring 2016!) is also called Sarah Manning O.O
@Keiron One must expect the boiler checking engineers! :)
( when i'm dressed no one comes to the door... but ohhh no you're wearing nothing and all of a sudden everyone wants to knock your door. )
See? There's a connection, I tell ya!
I will Johanna! :P
kas- spoilers much?
hey k :p
@Fera Harry's a wizard m8
no I am not , hagrid!
K. See you next year.
So, Kas, you're half giant? -arches eyebrow-
@Johanna 33.33%. Repeating, of course.
Not half.
I am half giant, if you know what I mean ;) :p
One out of three parts of you are gia- wait. Better way to put it: You're a third giant?
Frank... I so expected that joke. -shakes head sadly-
-eats a cookie in front of him, without sharing-
@Johanna *nods*
( nothing about me is less than half giant :P )
@Johanna Also a Leeroy Jenkins reference but whatever :P
-frowns-
Did ALL THREE OF YOU just make that joke? Really?
... men...
-shakes head-
heh :P
don't oppress me, woman :p
No need to opress you, you're my puppy anyway. >.>
No penis jokes from me.
At least one of you didn't, then. Yay. ^^
Johanna@ oh hello ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)
...
-facepalms-
Sure Kas, you coward! I saw it. >.>
heh, what did he put?
I tried really hard to avoid making a joke, I think I've come a long way with avoiding making inappropriate jokes :/
Meh, it's not that they are inappropriate, what's the difference to joking about ears or so, anyway?
It's just... silly. I have to hold back quite hard to not go 'go and do your tail comparing somewhere where I don't have to hear about it!'. ;P
(Yes, tail comparing is a word here. Schwanzvergleich. Also used as a metaphor when guys try to one-up one another. Would work with stuff like cars as well.)
( Mine wasn't a joke)
.. if someone feels like they have to put emphasis on something they claim to be - they usually aren't. >.>
*turns slowly to face k*
( I'm tall fat and ... decently endowed... aka i'm not small aka i'm not less than half giant :P)
-sighs-
Which won't matter for anyone but Gemma, so SH. :P
( muhahaha I told you I wasn't lying :P )
I don't have to believe you, but if I take your word for it, it'll make you shut up, right? ^^
heh :p aaaanyways ^_^
I like quinces.
I like mangos
*squeaks*
Huh, did you step on something funny?
no, I am a bike.
Nice try, but I won't make any jokes about riding you.
I'd totally sell a bike to an overweight guy, though. :P
nahhh, rather not :p
:o
*hugs Noelle tightly*
That's awful . . . :/
In other news, HI! I EXIST!
Wbd, physics.
Hi existing, distant Star! ^^
hey star ^_^ hey mom
((JACK! IF YOU COME HERE I AM SO SORRY!!! MY PHONE IS BUGGERED
IM RESTORING IT WHICH IS TAKING FOREVER AND IT MAY ERASE EVERYTHING ON MY PHONE!))
:P Oops. Still keep forgetting I'm here . . .
Right, I'm sort of sitting with these people and I don't know why I'm sitting here???
:) Hey Chloe.
*hugs*
((*huggles star* Hey!
how art thou?
do you like cat videos?))
:)
I'm alright. Trying to work out why I'm here. :P
Erm, not particularly? I don't dislike them, just don't particularly like them.
How'Re you? :)
am going soon, bye people ^_^
(I am okay... my phone is literally buggered so I cant text jack
and theres a chance I could lose all my songs and 13,000 + pictures
ah, I see
I was going to post one here that I thought was quite funny))
(byii fera))
Bye Frank. ^^
@Chloe: :( :( D: D: That sucks!
I can't watch videos, anyway. At school. :P
*keeps trying to make comic book characters on Saints Row The Third* *some work well* *some don't* I MADE THE JOKER. And gave him a rocket launcher which fires mind controlling octopi which can explode into sparkles. Er... Yeah. Logic. :D
Iron Man kinda worked.
Batman didn't.
Robin kinda did.
Joker did.
Harley Quinn did.
Superman didn't much.
Thor maybe did idk
Kick Ass kinda did too.
People kept trying to join my game and I got a lot of praise from the 2 out of 10 who had mics. Actually when someone joined I was in the middle of making Harley Quinn and they looked like the guy out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre also with a chainsaw. We went to the zombie island (yes there's a random island with zombies on) and I had a baseball bat and it was quite funny.
Then I went for plastic surgery and became the Joker. :S
Oh I remember why I'm here now!
... Harley Quinn became the Joker?
@Dragona: :) Hi.
(Hi Johanna and dragon!
why ar you here star?))
*huggles Starfish* :) :) :)
Noooo Aquila. Thor became Harley Quinn and Harley Quinn became the Joker... So Thor is the Joker. :P Ah $400 plastic surgery is a miracle XD
((*stares at dragon*))
Id like to point out that Saints Row 3 and IV are messed up. Like seriously messed up. They're the scale that everything that's messed up is measured against. There's crazy and then there's a giant purple cat riding on a broomstick crazy. :P
@Chloe: Because I find normal girls weird and scary. :P so I ran away to sit with three guys I don't know.
Which actually didn't work because I feel uncomfortable with the gender divide, but there was another girl sitting with them at the time . . .
:) *huggles Dragona back*
Star - I'm sure they can't be worse than the blog guys. All three that were around earlier either joked or talked about penises. -arches eyebrow-
Comparison time:
First mission of GTA IV: You drive a car somewhere.
First mission of SR3: You rob a bank dressed as giant bobble head things but it kind of goes wrong and you get arrested by police and then taken to a criminal mastermind gangleader guy on a jet. The jet kind of falls apart and you free fall towards a city whilst shooting gangmembers in the air whilst trying to catch your own gang member then you go to a military base and steal a device you can launch predator missiles with whilst being shot by tanks.
@Aquila: I saw. :P
Just felt awkward coz I didn't know them and there was no one I knew there. :/
@Dragona: :P
Star - at some point you didn't know us, either. Two possibilities, really: You'll never see them again, or you'll know them soon. :)
Anyone who has observed me quite a bit will know that when I'n with people I know I don't stop talking and when I'm with people I don't know J never say anything. :P The fact I was saying nothing allowed Mr to get quire a bit of work done though. :)
Meh, as if I'd spend time observing you. ;P
@Aquila: My friendship group is merging into theirs. I'll see them again soon. :P
You are are in Blogland, though. It's an enviroment I feel comfortable in so I can talk whether I know the people I'm talking to or not.
@Aquila: I mean like
people who have noted my behaviour in different social situations:P
*generally nods at coconversation*
I don't advise any of you to play SR3 though. Or SRIV. They're disturbing as hell sometimes and I don't even understand half of it 0_0 Well, 90% of it. Maybe 99%. Maybe 99.9%. Idk. Try playing it when you're like 40.
-rolls eyes-
Says the guy who thinks I'm dirty minded. Main reason I won't play it is cause I don't have it, but I really doubt it'd disturb me. =P
Your brother has it. He was driving a giant ball of wool. My friend said the name of the garages in SR3 are funny but I don't get it??? Like... That's what Americans call idk alloy wheels and wheel trims???
... I kinda want to drive a giant ball of wool now. BUT I'm not at home. ^^
I don't actually have the giant ball of wool. I have an alien spacecraft though XD
I prefer Flo's choice in vehicles, then. :P
I can turn into a toilet.
It's a special skill I have :D
-grins-
So you're literally full of shit, then? :P
(You brought that one upon yourself, don't blame me. :P)
It's actually a clean toilet. :P Me thinks. I was expecting a toilet humour joke though but not that.
Awh if you say to my dog "Ozzy can I have a kiss?" he gives you a kiss XD
-doesn't kiss dogs-
I kiss my dog and my dog kisses me XD He's a cuddly little muffin and he doesn't drool or anything so it's safe to kiss him *nods*
I know Ozzy is kinda cute, but I wouldn't kiss him. ^^
(*curls up and gives up for just a bit*)
((whats wrong jai?))
Off for now, bye all!
((I faceboked my friends to text me as ive lost my contacts
theyre all sending me fake identities and wont tell me who they really are))
So empty
(JACK!))
sounds like my feelings, jack ^_^
((Hey Fera))
Chloe!
((*kisses jack* I love you!O0)
Hello fera
I love you too Chloe *kisses*
hello.
((*dances to lets have a kiki*))
Hehe, the song
I has things to do, bye
goodbye jacko. how're you chloe?
((bye jack sweetie!
im good
you?))
I am me...I really can't give any specifics about how i am. doing anything interesting?
(Hello)
((Hello gem
I'm listening to steam powered giraffe
You?
How art thou gem?))
Hi.
ummm, I am listening to music as well, but stuff like "Nigel Good - Don't Want To Go" ; "tyDi ft. Nash Overstreet - Tear Me Up" and "Paris & Simo X Jakko ft. Paul Aiden - Here Tonight"
hey gemmy.
hi kas
Hello, Fera.
(hi kas! can yu text me plz... lost everything on my phone
right, fera))
((I was acknowledging your comment
open day tomorrow!))
If anyone sees Star, please tell her I'm looking for her.
I am going to NCS tomorrow. Let's see what they have to offer.
((im going to Portsmouth un tomorrow=w))
what subject are you going to be looking at? or is it just a general visit?
(psychology
they do a specific forensic psychology degree))
The heck is up with kitchen knives (all of them) not being sharp enough?
((don't, kas))
i see chloe. I would like to do psychology at Liverpool uni.
don't know kas, do you not have a knife sharpener?
You don't know what I'm doing -_-
kas?
yeah, that's why i wasn't assuming anything.
@Fera It doesn't help. Or maybe it's terrible at its job.
(*Suddenly appears*)
(*jumps in surprise* john!))
Hello, John.
Seriously though, terrible knives.
((kas... the way you word it makes me assume the worst))
Deleted comment?
(*Waves innocently*)
((how art thou, john?
*sings locked away*
*is stuck in head*))
heh...do it for long periods of time, and with quite a bit of pressure.
Msd
((now sings miss nothing*
I'm miss autonomy, miss nowhere
I'm at the bottom of me
Miss androgyny, miss don't care
What I've done to me
I am misused, I don't wanna do
Be not your slave
Misguided, I mind it
I'm missin' the train
And I don't know where I've been
And I don't know what I'm into
And I don't know what I've done to me
And as I watch you disappear into the ground
My one mistake was that I never let you down
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything
I'm miss fortune, miss so soon
I'm like a bottle of pain
Miss matter, you had her
Now she's goin' away
I'm misused, miss-cunt-strued
I don't need to be saved
Miss slighted, I mind it
I'm stuck in the rain
And I don't know where I am
And I don't know what I'm into
And I don't know what I've done to me
And as I watch you disappear into the ground
My one mistake was that I couldn't let you down
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything
Miss everything
And as I watch you disappear into my head
Well, there's a man who's tellin' me I might be dead
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything))
((tis gone very quiet))
Everybody's got Friday plans.
((aye... but what about the people who were here?))
Maybe they had plans, too.
(Today is actually turning out to be awesome. Class got canceled so I have decided to be a ten year old for the remainder of the day. I haven't gotten out of my pajamas and I'm watching Yu-Gi-Oh on Netflix.
*Nods*)
((awesome john!
I may wear my Pikachu onesie later))
((listening to bullet for my valentine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GylUtoOFJ7M))
nahh, i don't have any plans for tonight.
(Hello fera))
hey chloe. did i disappear briefly?
((yes you did))
I apologize. Zoning out too much these days. It's hard to keep up with every process, and still be able to tell what time it is.
((right
*sings im a good girl*))
(*gently cuddles a hot water bottle..I wish*)
((*turns into a hot water bottle*))
Hey, Jaimie.
Gtg. Bye.
(byii kas...))
(*gently hugs Chloe*
*waves to kas*)
It is intriguing to see how fates unravel. The brain processes information in a zipfick pattern. Well, most human brains. Nature nature...the nature of reality. Has everything been decided already? Or do we unlock just one key to unlimited resources of doors? If so, it would be fascinating to be able to move through the space freely. Maybe one day. 4th dimension....an infinite set of 3 dimensional patterns stacked upon each other, creating some...bizarre physics. Talk about bizarre, what about quanta? 2 particles interacting without exchange particles? It theoretically works but why? Could it possibly have a connection with gravity? Could gravity be a force from higher dimensions? Perhaps from a different universe? Black holes...while they break physics on a level that we cannot understand...the statement "breaking physics" in itself is incorrect. As if it is possible and is there, it is not breaking anything. It is simply a different aspect of the same sort of idea. And on a grand scale, the word impossible is also a fraud. The larger the number of possibilities, the more chance of something less likely to happen, but just like "breaking the laws of physics", it is complete utter nonsense. Human minds can be so diligent, and yet so narrow.
(*Still kinda here*
*Tacklehugs Jai*
Hi.)
(*hugs Blake back*
..what happened to AU!Sil.. *frowns* uh oh.)
Hi, again.
Text, Jai?
(Um... I don't know... Chi took Blake home so he isn't there any more...)
Hi there. ^^
Silente was... forgotten. Bet she went off to hunt something less annoying.
(Back again ^.^
I go and then everyone comes back XD))
Bad timing, I guess. ^^ Hi. ^^
Hello, Johanna.
Hello, Kas. How are you? Is your knife problem solved? Cause if you meant to cut something squishy like tomatos, a knife with... we say teeth. You know, not a straight edge? Might work better. ^^
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