But ho! Being the professional that I am, I still have time to travel to Germany and meet YOU, my wonderful minions!
15th October, 7 PM: Burg Lichtspiele, in Ginsheim-Gustavsburg
Talk and signing.
16th October, 5 PM: Lierature cafe, Ettlingen
Talk and signing.
17th October, 1:30 PM: Frankfurt Book Fair
Talk and signing.
5 — 8:30 PM: The Midnight Hotel.
The Midnight Hotel is a fan event where I'll be chatting and signing, and there'll be a quiz and a fancy dress competition and, like, stuff happening... It's gonna be awesome.
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I was there when you lost control. Everyone was..
*Frowns*
If Erebus gained full control and you were right there you wouldn't be here right now, and either way you just said nobody knew what actually happened.
Nobody knew why you lost control. You spent a couple of days being.. off. Strange. Then boom, you just lost it. I don't know how any of its survived. I think you managed to weaken him, hence he had to burn you out with his shadows. We managed to.. contain him.
*He stares blankly for a moment then shakes his head*
No use thinking about it, that was a different me. I'd never be so stupid as to allow Erebus that much freedom.
*Sneakily tries to throw another glitter bomb at her*
(I've got to leave for class, cya later.)
*uses her wings to block it*
*Frowns and wraps the shadows tightly around her like a cucoon, leaving only her head uncovered*
*Breaks a glitter bomb over her head*
(Actually gotta go now, bye!)
( hey :P old keyboard back ... well new keyboard old layout so you know i'm actually used to it :P )
Oh yeah I was here . . .
( Hey Star :P ... *offers hugs* )
:) Hey Keiron.
*hugs*
Sorry. VERY distant. Keep forgetting I'm here. :P
( lol :P it's fine .. i'm sorta distant anyway watching things :P )
I'm on my laptop now so I shoudl be able to be here a bit more effectively. :)
*researchign for Debating Society*
(Omfg it's not even 8pm..)
*hisses, getting glitter in her hair and on her face*
*glares at Blake*
It's amazing how easily I could make myself bleed right now.
*Grins and chuckles*
A perfect little genderbent Edward, all sparkly like.
(Uh, Kas?)
Hello again. ^^
Kas: .. huh? 0o
*Waves to Aquila*
I got her with the glitter! :D
*hugs Kas*
DEAR LORD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
*GLARES AT SCREEN*
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!
Aquila: It's pretty! -nods-
Swirl: -claps-
Aquila: -joins in the clapping-
/DUDE/!!
Star?
Wbd.
sorry, stupid feminists pissing me off
and yes, this is what I get like in lessons
although there tends to be less yelling and more violence
DUDE SERIOUSLY THOUGH
HOW DID THESE IDIOTS EVER GET PUBLISHED
(Kas..?)
*growls*
Let go of me. NOW.
No, you're gonna kill me.
Swirl: Want me to shrink her for you? :3
*starts heating up her wings to an insane amount, waiting for the shadows to melt*
No, that'd make her even angrier.
*Notices steam rising off her*
You're gonna burn yourself before those shadows.
Let. Me go. Now.
*the sigils all over her body flare to life and a faint humming fills the air*
*Folds his arms*
Only if you calm down.
Let me go and I'll calm down.
*the humming is getting louder*
(Feel free to shrink her xD it'll amuse me.)
*acknowledges everyone's concern*
I'm sorry.
*is still distant*
*Furrows his brow in thought for a moment*
*Decides he'll be able to manage even if she does actually try to kill him*
Fine.
*Drops the shadows around her*
*drops to her knees and instantly taps a sigil on her stomach*
*everything around her is repulsed, including the glitter and not her clothes*
*stands up, shuddering*
*Skids backwards a few paces, holding himself upright with a few shadows*
You promised to calm down.
Ugh. You covered me in glitter. Aww.
*stands up, the sigils fading again, the humming stopping*
Mmm.. thirsty..
**ass
Aquila: -arches eyebrow-
Swirl: -frowns- I'm suddenly quite happy Mark doesn't like the taste of humans.
Aquila: Mhmm.
(*whispers* swirl, shrink her)
The you from this dimension covered me in glitter all the time.
Don't have any blood bags on you?
No I don't..
*looks at Blake*
Hmmm..
Swirl: ... like a mosquito, but too big...
-shrinks Sil to about a hand tall-
*Crouches down and holds out his finger*
Well, go on.
Swirl: Blake, you're immune to vampire bites?
*looks around quickly, stumbling away from Blake*
*stares up at him*
*he got big..*
I can purge my bloodstream. It hurts and takes a lot of concentration, but I can.
Oh yeah, you've never had this happen before... Swirl, shrink me so I can try to explain and make sure she doesn't have a panic attack.
Swirl: She's still big enough to talk and hear you... and she'd be dangerous for you again if you were tiny, too.
Small enough to be freaked the heck out too. Besides, did you see our last little exchange? I'll be fine.
*is staring*
*is panicking*
*isn't used to being tiny*
*is starting to hyperventilate*
Swirl: -frowns- -sits down so she's a liiitttle smaller'
Hey tiny vampire. Your magic didn't shrink with you. You could throw us around.
Swirl, she's gonna faint.
Swirl: She'll calm if she faints.
Then when she wakes up she'll be ravenous. Will you just do it already?
*backs away from swirl, panicking panicking panicking*
*stumbles and sits*
*stares at the two tall people*
*whimpers slightly*
(Oh yeah uhhhhh.. don't let anything that might eat her come near her. She has a fear of being eaten alive.)
Swirl: ... might as well grow her again. -.-
-gets up and grows Silente to three quarters of her normal size-
(-smirks at the scene-)
(Even when I'm refreshing the page I forget to be here.)
(*Pokes Gem*
Meanie.)
((Question. How does Swirl know which is their actual real Suze when un-shrinking them? Does she just guesstimate or can she tell?
*curious*))
*size
(@star xD well Done.
@gemmy don't be mean xD join in.
*a third that's like.. 1" 5'*
*blinks, more okay with that*
I'm small..
(Swirl goes pi times thumb to make them the same size. She roughly remembers how far her fingers were apart when first grabbing them.
... it's quite possible they'll be a centimeter or two off. >.>)
Mhm, Swirl can make things shrink and grow.
*Looks at Swirl*
Can you do objects to? Or is it only living things.
Seen the trailer like 40 times now -_-
100+ if you count other trailers for Halo 5.
STAHP ME
Swirl: ... I never do objects, I don't want to decapitate tiny chairs... 0o
*looks at herself, frowning*
I'm a midget.
*flaps her wings, flying up to Blake's height*
*folds her arms across her chest*
Stay still.
-throws a pillow at Kas- Staaahhp. :P
@Aquila: :) Cool.
Okay..?
*Puts his arms down at his sides and raises an eyebrow*
@Johanna Were it so easy...
*looks into the distance*
*throws a pillow over his shoulder at Johanna*
-grabs it and hits Kas with it-
(My dad has a fucking password on my laptop. I'm not happy. I can't get into it until he gets back from work which is in an hour or 2.)
-is looking after the twins so can't really join in. Since Blake is always out and never looking after them. :3 -
*plays dead*
@Gemma That's sucks so much :/ *hugs warmly*
Gemma - what the heck. WHY in the world do your parents still have to unlock the computer for you? You're in uni, you'll need internet to study, and that should simply not be the case. -.-
-looks at dead-playing Kas- Huh, I didn't hit thaaat hard... -checks for pulse-
(@Gemmy ugh :/)
*grabs onto Blake's shoulder, wrapping her legs little round his chest*
*bites his neck*
aww....*hugs gemmy* yeah i agree with aquila ^_^
(And he didn't even tell my mum the password before he left for work. See if this has fucking parental controls there is no point in me having it. They may aswell have it instead. I want to be able to download roblox and skype and have adblocker.)
(Wait Wtf where did 8pm go??)
*Stiffens a little as her fangs sink into his neck*
Try not to drain me dry, eh?
(@Gem: Still??? The heck is his deal?)
@Gemanna *nods* this is stupid. I'm sorry, Gem.
Gemma - I don't know your parents, but maybe attack IS the best defense in this case. Tell him you can watch all the porn in the world on your phone, so there's NO FUCKING POINT in keeping the computer from you. -nods-
*grunts, relaxing and happily drinking Blake's blood*
(I know right, John? He always does this. I'm 18 in like 7 weeks.)
18?
(He doesn't want me downloading shit cause then i'll break my laptop.
And that is exactly what i do, Aquila. Xvideos is a very good website.)
(Yeah Kassy. I'll be 18 soon.)
I'll be 18 sooner :P
(...um.. *pure mind doesn't want to know!*)
(Pure mind xD yeah right.
Remember the Thor's hammer joke, Jaimie?
When is your birthday Frank?)
(*Is gonna be 19 in 8 days*
*Muahahahahahah*)
*Pokes Sil*
Oi, no getting comfy. Did you hear what I just said?
-is turning 23 in November-
(*pure as in doesn't watch porn and finds it icky!*)
*holds on tighter pointedly*
*isn't even drinking that quickly*
*stop complaining*
(You're old, John)
November :P 10th ^_^
(You remind me of Collette so much, Jaimie. Do you want kids?)
*Sighs*
Fine, but if I feel like I'm gonna pass out I'll stab you.
(If I'm old what does that make Aquila? Hmm? Maybe you're just young.)
*is pure as in doesn't even know how one finds porn!*
*is pure as in autocorrect doesn't even recognise 'porn' and thinks it is a poem!*
Thought you were already 18, Gem, that's why I'm confused. Even though I knew your 18th birthday was coming up... my brain has selective memory.
(NO I don't want kids.)
*growls slightly*
*drinks until she's drained maybe half his blood?*
(That's enough to knock a person out and then some.)
*a quarter of his blood?*
*Starts feeling faint*
*Forms a small shank out of shadows*
*Is about to use it and then suddenly he's on his back and the world is going dark*
Star: ... like anything else. Google. Really now, you must've known that. -arches eyebrow-
Sil: Er, that'd be deadly. More than 3 liter is a pretty big nono if you don't want him to die, and at three he'd probably be unconscious. At least when my physiology prof knows anything about this. =P
(You're a younger, non-ginger version of my food buddy, Collette.
Ok what's everyone's birthdays? I'm writing them down right now?
Keiron said to me earlier "I'm going to go for a shower then... Might go to pussy office after :P" xD that's how his phone auto-corrects.)
*blinks*
*gently lets him go and sits on his chest*
Oopsies.
*slaps him across the face cause she has no water*
Wakey Wakey!
(You already know my birthday <-<)
-_- Tgere's this guy at Bishop and he likes Lizzie and he asked her out, and she said no but he kept asking her and asking her and like begging her and she felt really pressured because she really didn't want to go out with him but he was making her feel really guilty.
And anyway, she kept saying no, as any sensible person would do, so yeah. That was a few days out.
Today on the bus Lizzie sat next to her other friend who happens to be a guy, and the guy who'd asked her out told her she wasn't allowed to do that and she couldn't speak to him.
Like seriously. Dude. He's not even going out with her, and if she was I'd be telling her to break up with him because gosh, possessive jerk much.
Ugh. -_-
(I know, John :) )
*Barely breathing*
*So this is how the great and powerful Blake Soul ends*
*Trying to be a nice guy*
*Figures*
(@Gemmy am not! I'm me. She's her.
And why would I want a mini me?? I'm already a midget! Chances are it'd hit 4"5' and stop growing!!!)
@Star Murder could solve that problem!
@Aquila: Oh yeah, Google knows all. :)
*feels pleased that I have solved the years-long mystery of "where do people even fond porn anyway?"*
@Star This sounds like a task for Murderman!
Swirl: -frowns- -shrinks Silente WAY down- -picks her up and shakes her- BAD vampire.
Um uh um.. Blakey Boo! Blip!!!
@Kas: XD XD QUOTE OF THE DAY!
*has been collecting a quote per day for a few days now*
@Jai: :) *liked your response*
*screams while being shaken*
*grabs one of her knives and stabs swirls hand*
*At the sound of the cursed word he shoots upright and his left eye instantly turns pure black*
WHO DARES?!
Swirl: -gets stung by a fairly tiny knife- -goes OUCH and lets go of Silente, throwing her a meter or two... which is a lot further when you're TINY-
(xD *proud of alt sil*
*she's gonna get squashed by Erebus for trying to revive Blake..*
*bravo!*)
(BLIP! 'riding their wheelbarrow into the sunset'
Guys seriously, birthdays so i can write them down and be sure. I got John's. 22nd October.)
@Star Which one? The one where I advocate murder, or the one where I advocate Murderman?
(Sleepy...)
( 20th March :P imma be 20 :/ )
*squeals, flapping her wings furiously, managing to stop herself*
*flies over to Blake*
Oh good. You woke up.
i just told you mine, gemmy :P
(@gemmy do you remember mine?)
(22nd of November. But I'm horrible at remembering birthdays, so don't expect me to know yours, please... ^^)
(*stares at Aq*)
(*hunger games; birthdays*
*KILLS AQ*)
(Yeah no, you can't. You're most likely smaller and lighter than me. Good luck trying, though. :P)
*Notices tiny Sil*
*His breathing becomes more normal, as does his eye*
Oh, you're okay with being tiny now. That was quick.
*Shadows inch towards the bite marks on his neck, slowly thinning and working their way into his arteries to purge the vampire genes from his bloodstream*
*He starts wincing every now and again*
(22nd November ^.^)
(*Is a small but deadly killing machine of doom*)
wait Jai, isn't 22 of November your birthday too???
*laughs shakily, flying back from his mouth, trying to be inconspicuous*
Yeah.. sure..
Oops ,didn't reload page XD
Hey guys!
(@Duggy yes. Hence HUNGER GAMES; BIRTHDAYS)
(-rolls eyes- I could probably sit on you and poke you till you give up.)
(@Jai So... like Scapegrace?)
@Kas: Murder. :)
@Gemma: Fifteenth of the ninth nineteen-ninety-eight!!
*proud of myself for remembering that number :)
*remembers it way better than the current date or current year or current day of the week* *because it doesn't keep bloody CHANGING*
Yeah, got that!
😀
Hey, Duggy.
@Johanna *continues playing dead*
*Frowns and backs up a bit*
It's freaky at first, trust me I know. Yesterday I was small enough to consider your current size giant.
(@Aq could not!!! I'm a scary violent midget!
*whispers* I will bite you. And punch you. And kick you. *nods firmly*
@kas *frowns* that's a bad comparison. He's not good at killing..)
@Star Would you like to hear a spooky scary Halloween story?
Hey Kasododal!
Huh... alive, breathing -checks- yup, well then. -starts getting him into that stable position that means he won't drown if he throws up-
go on kas :P
@Jai So... a more component Scapegrace?
*rubs her head*
*she's a bit dazzled after being shaken*
*is starting to dip with her flying*
Aquila I'm fine. Old darkness and insanity won't let me die that easy.
*His next wince is slightly more pronounced*
(@Kassy maybe..)
@Kas: Sure, why not? :)
@Jai You can be Star's bounty hunter. *nodsnods*
(Duggy, Kassy what's yours?)
Mine is in June!
(*Just realizes Gem said the cursed ship a while back*
*Tackles her*
I will never accept it.)
)@Kassy xD yeah!)
BLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP
(Can I join people play?)
*shivers slightly*
*flies over to Blake, landing on his head*
*yawns, curling up*
(@dug sure!)
(Sure Dugglyn. ^^
.. Blip?)
@Kas&Jai: :)! *is happy with that arrangement* :)
@Aquila: Blip X Trip. XD Trip being a Bloglandian who used to be regular and iz now pretty infrequent.
. . .
I like Trip. Trip is cool. :)
(*Glares daggers at Dug*)
*Isn't sure what to do*
*Just kinda sits there, trying to stay still*
This first one's called You're Gonna Die Tonight.
Tonight a girl with no eyes and no nose will come out of your closet, and, uh, you're, you're gonna die. The end.
Review the story?
(@Aqu Trip x Blake!)
*walks into where ever Blake, Sil, Aqu and Swirl are*
*notices Sil on Blake's head and picks her up, observing her*
Hello Sil, how'd you get to be this small?
Mmm.. Blake, your hair smells yucky.
*jumps off his head to his shoulder*
I wonder what I can lift like this..
@Kas: :P
(Cahnge that to Blake's shoulder]
*screams at being picked up without warning*
*blinks up at dug*
*shifts to the edge of her hand*
Swirl decided to shrink me and try give me brain damage.
It does not! I shower regularly, thank you very much.
(It's not a thing. It's never been a thing. It's never gonna be a thing.)
Jai the Bounty Hunter XD
(I created the greatest ship of all time.
-cuddles Blakey boo-
You're so light...)
nice one kas.... 69/10, must review, blazed it kas, blazed it :P
(*grins and nods* Thats me.)
Swirl: You knocked Blake out, Ms. Mosquito. >.>
I'm not a mosquito!
(Duggy when in June?
Kassy when is your birthday?)
Swirl: You're tiny, fly around and suck blood.
Still not a mosquito. I'm a vampire. Say it with me. Vam-pire.
(It's not a real thing! And I'm not that light! I am healthy for my age and height! On the low end of the 'healthy' area, but still there.
*...*
*Cuddles her back anyways*)
*laughs*
Ah.
*she doesn't realize thus is AUdio*
How's Beth and Claire?
Swirl: Mark's a vampire. You're flying around. Mosquito.
@Gemma Sunday.
Oh
Vampire with wings. Not a mosquito!
*glares at swirl*
*sighs and looks at dug*
I've no idea, you're asking the wrong person.
*frowns*
What?
*Whispers to Dug*
This is alternate-dimension Sil. I don't really get it either but whatever.
Wrong. Person.
*wriggles her tiny fingers, indicating the lack of a ring of ownership, as she calls it*
*her eyes widen*
Oh. Huh.
Oooh, what am I like in your dimension? :D
You aren't there that I can remember? Wait, I saw you once. With a family or something, you were just passing through, using blogland as an easy means of transportation.
*shrugs*
A ...family?
O-oh.
Interesting.
*smiles though it's a little shaky*
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