But ho! Being the professional that I am, I still have time to travel to Germany and meet YOU, my wonderful minions!
15th October, 7 PM: Burg Lichtspiele, in Ginsheim-Gustavsburg
Talk and signing.
16th October, 5 PM: Lierature cafe, Ettlingen
Talk and signing.
17th October, 1:30 PM: Frankfurt Book Fair
Talk and signing.
5 — 8:30 PM: The Midnight Hotel.
The Midnight Hotel is a fan event where I'll be chatting and signing, and there'll be a quiz and a fancy dress competition and, like, stuff happening... It's gonna be awesome.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4984 Newer› Newest»Swirl: I think the ropes are stable enough?
I shall try ^clicks metallic fingers and grasps the robe*
*mechanically puts legs into tree and attempts to walk*
*doesnt actually go anywhere*
Swirl: You have to put your next foot higher up, on the next wooden bit of the ladder. Move slowly, the ropes at the sides allow the ladder to twist and move.
I see ^slowly but surely makes his way up the ladder*
Swirl: -smiles- -keeps blowing bubbles for Aquila to hunt-
*reaches top* huh, I was created in 1896 like the other robots but I've never clued a tree since niw
Swirl: Do you like the view?
Hey guys
I guess...
((Hey Gemma!
How art thou?))
(Was job searching today with Keiron. Handed out all 20 copies and will apply online too)
Cause i got told i was fired, yesterday.
((Ah that's too bad... Good luck with finding another job!))
(Hi Gemma, I'm sure you two will find something if you keep looking. :) )
Swirl: -whispers- It's not JUST for fun, I'm training her so she'll fly better.
Fly?
((*sings/ screeches I'm not okay by my chemical romance*))
Aquila: -flies past, still eagle, popping several bubbles with beak and wings-
Swirl: Fly. -nods-
I see. Hmmm.. I wonder if I can be programmed to fly
Swirl: I guess it depends on your hardware?
It does... I'll check with master
Swirl: Sounds good. ^^ I know mine didn't give me the ability to fly. -glares down at me-
Me: -smiles at her and waves-
Spine: I was made to fight against a robotic elephant. Once the war was over, my master programmed me and my co-robots to be musicians
Swirl: I'm meant to work with Aquila, but she's still in training.
Aquila: -lands and shakes her feathers, spraying soapy water around-
Swirl: -frowns- ... slippery stuff on a treehouse platform? Really?
Aquila: -looks slightly guilty-
Hello Aquila *tilts hat*
Aquila: -flaps her wings-
Pleasure to meet you *adhusts tie*
Aquila: -changes to human- I'll clean it, don't worry. ^^ -goes through the door to go through the other door to get a towel-
-returns to wipe the floor with a towel-
Swirl: ...
That is a trick that kids these days would call 'neat'
Aquila: I'm a shapeshifter. ^^
Swirl: ... that wipes floors with towels.
Aquila: Don't worry, I took Jojo's, not yours.
Me: -from below- Hey!
Aquila: -grins-
*looks down€ hello down there!
Me: Hello up there!
Aquila: -goes to put towel away-
Swirl: Is your master nice?
He is... Insane
But he is a good master
(In the next few weeks I may have another character available to roleplay with. She is already created, in effect, but I wish for something to happen in my writing before I roleplay with her.)
((Hello Soph !
Cool ^.^ how have you been?))
(Hello Sophia.)
(I have not exactly been alright, but I am feeling somewhat better now. How are you?)
((I am good *.^ remember my email is always open if you want to speak))
Swirl: Insane? How?
Why, he created rabbit
That is reason enough
Swirl: I guess that makes Jojo insane, too.
Me: Hey! Don't make me climb up there!
Swirl: You made the balls.
Me: ... fair point.
The balls?
Swirl: -calls back into the hut- Aquila, could you bring one of the balls out?
Aquila: Do I haaaave to?
Swirl: Say, Spine, are you alive by magic?
No, my programming is that advance that it keeps me alive. I am not magic
Swirl: Oh, good. ^^ Yep Aquila, you have to. :P
Aquila: -walks out a moment after, a purring and slightly glowing ball in her arms-
What is that ?
Aquila: A little magic-vampire-monster. ... and it's kinda cute. -the ball is growing-
That's weird...
Aquila: Yes, and I have to put it back now or it will part into two. ^^ -goes to put it back-
Swirl: They are better than handcuffs, cause cuter and you can leave them in the cell. ^^
Interesting *watches aquila*
Aquila: -walks through a second door that leads to a place that shouldn't be there-
-walks out of view, and stays out of view a bit before returning and closing the second door behind her-
Swirl: So, what do you do all day as a musician?
Me, rabbit and hatchworth just go around and play
If we aren't doing that, we are in the Walter mansion
Aquila: To write songs and practice?
Serving the Walter family
Swirl: You're a butler?
If sorts
Swirl: ... would you like to be our pocket butler?
Aquila: -arches eyebrow-
Pocket butler?
Swirl: I could shrink you! :D
(Will be gone for a bit, I'm HUNGRY. ^^)
I wouldn't appreciate that
(Awwwwkay ^.^ I hope you are successful in your hunt for food!)
(It seems I disappeared briefly.)
(Hello Soph ^.^))
(Hello, Chloe.)
HELLO!
(Hello, Star.)
:) Hi, Sophia. :)
((Hello Soph, Fera))
:) Hi Chloe. :)
hello chloe ^_^ i love vsauce :P
(;how art thou?))
(back, hi all that came. ^^)
Swirl: Aww... you'd make a cute tiny person...
I like my size ....
(Welcomes back ^.^)
@Chloe: :) I'm fine, thanks. Writing. :)
You?
:) Hi, Aquila.
(Thanks Chloe. ^^)
Swirl: Have you tried any other sizes?
((My lip is sore and I don't know why ...))
No.... But I like this size
@Chloe: Erm . . . what kind of sore?
I am fine, how're yall?
((I don't know... It stings))
@Chloe: :/
((You didn't play some multiplayer online game, did you? A friend of mine gets sore lips from doing that. Due to biting on them. >.>))
((Nah, I was speaking to jack XD))
*wants the next ded* *nods*
((Hmmmm.. doubt that's the cause, then, speaking to him shouldn't cause that amount of tension. XD
... at least not of that kind of tension.
... wait, how old are you again?
Forget what I said.. >.>))
((Hehehe it doesn't XD
Not that kind XD
I'm seventeen
He's fifteen XD))
((Oh, good, old enough I don't have to feel THAT bad for that joke. :P))
((We have innuendo wars and everything XD))
((-grins- Did you see when I talked to Blake and he told Swirl, Aquila and me about his wife?))
((I think I missed that...))
((One page back. ;P))
(Okay, one minute))
((Hehehe XD
*watches American pie the wedding XD*))
((It was a fun night. :P ^^))
((It was funny XD ))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KOtFKXUPiQ
Beccause Batman. :)
((Hello Dragona. ^^))
((Hello Dragon ^.^))
(sup :P <3333 :P *hugs people who like hugs*
went out to dinner with the inlaws to be :P and they seem to like me :D :P Gem's Dad has taken to me :D her mum seems to like me and her brothers both like me :P her uncle even hugged me :D :P I had a really good night again :D )
i am glad you did k ^_^ *Hugs*
(*huggles k* that's awesome!))
Erm.
Okay.
*strangest film trailer ever*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2utrMwTyY
... Why is the Nazi riding a dinosaur???
( :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD how's the rest of you ? :P )
(-hugs K back- Sounds good. ^^)
(I am sleepy))
*wonders who decided that dinosaurs + Nazis = the makings of a good film*
( :) yeh this is quite late for uou to be on ....
sorry for any spelling mistakes I got a new keyboard and I also had a few drinks soooo ::P)
i am alright i suppose.
((Me and jack are having a deep talk so I want to stay awake a bit longer))
Must have thought "films about Nazis are popular - films about dinosaurs are popular - popular + popular = lots of popular!!!"
:P Maths really doesn't work on non-mathemetical concepts.
@Keiron: :) :) :) :) :) :)
I am fine. :)
Films about Nazis are popular? :P Maybe 60 years ago... I suppose there WAS Outpost but that's like Nazi zombie ghost things not actual Nazis. XD
Films about dinosaurs are totally popular though. :P
But the film is called Iron Sky not Jurassic Park, so I don't think it'll be popular XD
( ahhh, ohhh #coool :P tell him I say hi :P *hugs*
Hi Star :D thats good
good Fera :D :P skype me update plez :P
Voldomort : nazis+dinos+zombies =awesome)
((I am off to bed now
Nos da))
And I think Hellboy had that Nazi ninja assassin robot cyborg surgically altered person. But Hellboy isn't really a Nazi film XD
If that guy wasn't a Nazi and wasn't so creepy he'd have been really cool 0_0
Like
He can spin his swords.
Anyone who can do that gets awesome points.
I have a scale of awesome points.
Things like being a Nazi and being addicted to surgery decreases awesome points.
Things like wearing a helmet and being able to spin swords and y'know generally being a cyborg assassin adds awesome points. :)
BUT I think that guy is still on negative awesome points.
@Dragona: I mean, there's a lot of them. Lot sof money has been got out of it.
@Keiron: :P
:) Nos da, Chloe.
*nods at Dragona*
I give awesome points for awesome coats. :P
I like watching people with cool coats.
. . .
Alright that sounds creepy. *frowns*
Eh true. :P
I GIVE AWESOME POINTS FOR COOL COATS TOO THAT GUY DOES HAVE A COOL COAT I THINK. WAIT. YEP. COOL COAT.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Hellboy_Shot_1.jpg
Still not enough to get him away from negative awesome points though XD
I think that is a cool coat. :) :) :)
Seriously, if the character has a cool coat I just spent the whole film admiring their coat. :P
*spend
Hey guys :)
hi gem.
Hey Frank hows you?
Hi Gemma. ^^
not well.
Eh I think he only wears it once though. That's his "I am a Nazi ninja assassin cyborg" coat not "I am just a ninja assassin cyborg" coat. He doesn't even have a coat like that I think he goes coatless for the rest of the film.
On my scale of awesome coats are worth the same as awesome helmets XD *likes helmets too* *thinks helmets are great* Like not cycle helmets like idk awesome helmet.
I remember when I used to play Battlefield 3 I used to pick the Engineer Class all the time because they wore a gas mask and I thought that was so damn awesome XD It was only the Russian Engineer which had a gas mask though so it was the only awesome one the Americna Engineer was stupid.
http://tommynation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bf3-ru-engineer.png
Hey Gemma. :)
( *hugs Gemmy tightly * )
:) Hey Gemma.
@Dragona: :( Aw.
I'm kind of indifferent on helmets, I'm afraid. :P
I don't even know why i came on. I'm knackered...been trying to find a job all day.
Gonna go to sleep, night guys speak tomorrow.
bye gemma.
:) Bye, Gemma.
Night Gemma, sleep well. ^^
(( *hugs gemmy tightly till she falls asleep *)
OH GOSH I HAVE CHARACTERS.
@Dragona: ???
SORRY JUST LOOKED AT MY BLOG AND STARTED LIKING MY OLDER CHARACTERS AGAIN XD
Yes Dragona, you damn well do!
... but you got rid of most of them. >.>
FINALLY!
What were you THINKING?
-grumbles-
;P
"There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for. "
-likes the quote-
Yeah I got rid of about 40... Still have Hawk, Cabader, Emit Sargo, Lauren Darkness, Spongeball Roundpants and Unit 10 and 13. :)
"Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies."
I miss Lauren and Emit. -nods-
... Cabader is slightly creepy. >.>
Hawk wasn't a good guy, either.
And my balls are kiiinda inspired by Songeball. XD
*Sponge
Hello?
"Her parents wanted her to find her own way in life. That’s what they’d said countless times in the past. Of course, they’d been referring to school subjects and college applications and job prospects. Presumably, at no stage did they factor living skeletons and magic underworlds into their considerations. If they had, their advice would probably have been very different."
Hi Kas! ^^
"You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done."
"The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are."
I can quote, too.
“According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly, or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead. Which is a little too permanent for my liking.”
;)
How are you? And how is Quotes?
*appreciates the quotes :)*
:) Hey, Kas.
"Tides do what tides do - they turn."
"She started reading. She didn’t mean to spend long at it, but soon she was devouring every word, oblivious to the creaking old home and the rain outside."
I hath returned.
I'm fine, thanks. How about you?
"Hyperion hopes your death was a learning experience, but wouldn't mind if you made the same mistake just a few more times just to be sure."
- Hyperion New-U Station
Hello again, Blake. ^^
Hey, Starryeyes and John! How are you?
I'm good. Finished season 3 of Orphan Black. I've no idea why I like that series :|
Oh oh oh right should explain things for people who don't know my characters.
Okay.
Hawk is Dragona's brother. They don't like each other. Hawk is an assassin who can move really really really fast and any moments (y'know other than speaking) he makes are silent so he's quite creepy.
Lauren Darkness was a woman with a crazy split personality disorder in the daytime she was like the nicest person you can imagine but on a night she turns into a crazed necromancer vigilante who is like really powerful.
Emit Sargo is a time traveller.
Cabader is basically a spirit in a suit so can't really be killed but he can't do anything magical but control fire. His suit is partly robotic though so machine guns yay. Actually that machine gun was once his head but you know.
Unit 13 and 10 are squads of soldiers employed by the Sanctuaries to y'know do soldier-y things. Unit 13 are all Elementals (but not very strong ones). Unit 10 can interface with electronic objects and they fly jets.
I also have Grindor Blackout who can make portals. He's also rich.
Then there's Spongeball Roundpants <3 Someone said I should make a character who can't kill someone. So I made a 50 gazillion year old mythic red spongeball who just floats around not doing much because y'know it's like just a spongeball it isn't really sentient but it DOES have magic but y'know it doesn't do anything because it's a spongeball even though it's older than the universe itself XD
Hey, Dragona. How are you?
If I recall it right, Emit was quite witty. ^^
I'm good. :) Considering RPing XD You???
*wondering shit* *spitting shit*
-hands Frank a bucket-
I also had a non human species called the Apatonynchus. There was also two organisations the SOS who were mortal soldiers taking care of magical things like covering it up and stuff and then there was the order of the basilisk who were creepy mind manipulators who manipulated everything with information secretly.
*takes bucket* *fills it with swear words*
I thought you were supposed to put money in a jar when you swear not put swears into a bucket when you money?????????? :P
Money is totally a verb now.
i'll hopefully get money then, lol. *shouts more swear words*
Hellu, I'm doing good Kas, you?
*Waves to Aquila*
Hey Dragona, long time.
It means "to buy things with oneself".
Wait tbat sounds like prostitution.
Er.
It means "to act like money".
Hey Blake. :)
Aquila: -waves back from the treehouse- I popped bubbles!
Swirl: I made bubbles! :D
And now I must go because J's parents brought pizza.
*Is dragged out of Blogland as his author rushes downstairs*
hi blake.
*Pops a few bubbles on his way out*
Oh, hi Fera.
*Actually really has to go now cause his author is literally halfway out the door, barely managing to type this*
Swirl: I knew he'd like popping bubbles. -nods gravely-
(Yay for pizza. ^^)
Oh gosh I used to have a character called Darren Blake who was a detective. I made my writing go all posh when I was writing about him especially XD Took a lot of effort because I'm not posh!!!
There was also Unit 4 who was part of the SOS and he was adorable. He couldn't speak because a sorcerer took away his ability to talk so he was just quiet all the time until someone gave him the ability to speak telepathically. I THINK he survived zombies and shadow creatures. Think nearly everyone else died though.
-remembers something like that about Unit 4, too-
You are so not posh you think I would be. XD
ok, have fun eating.
I wonder why Kalia got annoyed at Spongeball Roundpants. I mean it's just a cute little red spongeball which is like infinitely old so how can you not like it? :P
She got angry at it because you didn't take her seriously when she asked you to make a non-killing character. ^^
I'm fairly sure she expected a HUMAN.
But humans can kill! There's a crime called Manslaughter for a reason other than murderers trying to get a better deal you know. :P But I don't think there's ever been a recorded death by a spongeball. Especially one which can't be thrown because it just floats. So yeah ha.
Well, not being taken seriously is pretty infuriating.
Yeah but I'm actually PROUD of the character. :P
why is everything so fucking complicated. if complex was a person, i would so beat it up.
Complex should be a pinhata.
Because if everything was simple it would be no fun. Though there are certain things I wish were a lot simple-er.
Also J is back from eating pizza, fat bastard.
(Dude I'm thin as a pole.)
That's not the point.
heh. or maybe rejection...yeah if rejection was a person, i'd consider hurting it really, really bad.
I still think pizza deserves a yay. ^^
Swirl: -blows a new cloud of bubbles-
Aquila: -changes to eagle and does her best to flap them to Blake with her wings-
Me: ... they are totally attempting to make you glitter by bubbles...
Because if everything was simple, a bit like Heat magazine, it'd make humans stupid because they wouldn't have to use their brains. You either use it or you lose it. :)
*Shadows pop each bubble with lightning speed*
(Oh for the love of...
I dedicate to the deliciousness of pizza.)
hear hear
Hear hear. ^^
Swirl: Awww...
Aquila: -decides to sit on his head-
Pepperoni fire
*ftw
*Pokes Aquila-bird*
Is this payback for earlier or something?
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