Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Forgotten Trail Winner

In June, I ran a competition to win the chance to appear as a character in a video game called Forgotten Trail. This is a game that, basically, teaches you maths while you have fun completing quests and solving puzzles, and the whole thing is steeped in Native American culture. The company that makes these games is run by Dr AnnMaria De Mars, who some of you will know as Ronda Rousey's mom.

I said the winner would be announced at the end of July but, because the entries kept coming, I kept it open another month. All in all, we had over 800 people entering — some more than once — and picking a winner was NOT easy.

But a winner I did pick. And here, to help me announce, is Ronda, her mom, her sister Maria, and lead artist Justin...



"And the winner is... Brinley Marrs!"

Congratulations Brinley! Your mom put your name forward and told me why she figured you should win, and I agreed! Hailey, your email has now been sent to AnnMaria and they will take it from there.

To everyone else who entered, commiserations — but if it's any consolation, please know that some of your entries made me grin...

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Aquila Felis said...

They are my favourite books. :)

Star Inkbright said...

@Aquila: :) Oh, awesome. :)

My favourite author ever is Brandon Sanderson, so . . . yeah. But me and my sister unanimously have decided that the Bartimaeus books are in our 'top books' category.

Aquila Felis said...

They are pretty great, but I cried when I read the end of the third. ^^

Aquila Felis said...

I laughed SO OFTEN, though... it's fine. :P

Star Inkbright said...

I didn't, but I have an explanation behind that, so.

Star Inkbright said...

*didn't cry

I laughed LOADS the first few times I read them. :P :P

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?



Hi!

Star Inkbright said...

@Kas: :P

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Kas!

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Starryeyes! :)

It's a quote from Happy Gilmore, a pretty funny film :)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hey, Johanna!

Anyways, how are you both doing?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I can't do things ://///

Mother is using the computer, and there is nothing on TV...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hmm, YouTube.

Aquila Felis said...

I'm fine, thanks. ^^

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

That's good, Johanna! :)

What are you up to? :)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Everything's gone blurry and my head is spinning and it is really difficult to read things and focus.

*curls up*

I want to close my eyes.

Star Inkbright said...

@Kas: :( :( Why don't you?

Chione Asahina said...

-pops in to show that she's still alive-
-will try to come on tomorrow goodnight.-
-pops back out-

Anonymous said...

( I'd tell them if you weren't, by being absolutely distraught and inconsolable baby <3 :P )

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Star I will try to, now. It's fairly late, anyway.

Still, I'm not used to sleeping at this time.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Lonely :/

Aquila Felis said...

Sorry, I'm tired... ^^

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I understand. I'm pretty tired, too. Why aren't you asleep yet, Johanna? Isn't it pretty late?

Aquila Felis said...

Meh, still talking to someone... but yes it is.
Why aren't you asleep?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Because it's not as late here as it is in Germany.

Because I'm too sad and not tired enough to sleep. *shrugs*

Aquila Felis said...

Sad for the same reason?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Sad for several reasons.

Aquila Felis said...

Hug? -offers one-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*hugs warmly*

I'm not even sure what to say. I'll just quietly fade now.

Aquila Felis said...

-hugs back-

In that case, fade and sleep well.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I don't know if I'll fall asleep, though. Either way, try to get some sleep soon, and good night!

Aquila Felis said...

Will do, goodnight!

Audra Traum said...

Hi.

Anonymous said...

(Hi Audra.. how's you ? )

Audra Traum said...

Eh, how are you?

Anonymous said...

( ? :? :/ I'm good .... wbu?

mbd doing hw. )

Audra Traum said...

Meh.


I'm doing homework as well. Ugh, so much of it..

Anonymous said...

( i'm researching which type of paint looks the best lol well sorta ... what's yours?)

Audra Traum said...

What class is that for?

I'm doing Spanish. It's so easy but so time consuming.

Anonymous said...

( I'm doing interior Architecture at college :D :P it's for a live client, we have to design a room and well paint is one of the things the room needs.... desperately :/ i'm thinking duck egg blue :D :P

I like Spanish, it's a nice language. )

Audra Traum said...

Ah, duck egg blue? Cool.

Yeah, me too.

Anonymous said...

( it's a lovely light shade of blue :D :P

duck egg blue :D )

Audra Traum said...

Oh, pretty!

Do ducks lay blue eggs? I've always thought of robins as laying blue eggs.

Audra Traum said...

You don't call robins ducks, right?

Audra Traum said...

That would be weird.

Chione Asahina said...

Hello?

Anonymous said...

( Hey baby <3 :P

sorry I dissipated Audra I got too tired ... and no we don't call robins ducks )

Chione Asahina said...

Morning Keiron :)

Anonymous said...

( *glomps his baby kissing her * :p )

Chione Asahina said...

-kisses him back-

Anonymous said...

( off to college now baby <3 :( :/ talk when I can :P _ hugs tightly and kisses_)

Feraaaa32 said...

helu.

Chione Asahina said...

Hello.

Feraaaa32 said...

How's u?

Chione Asahina said...

I'm alright. Bored...waiting for Uni to properly start. Our first lecture is on Monday. The induction was rubbish and so disorganised.
You?

Feraaaa32 said...

I see...well hopefully, the lectures will be good. I am pretty not well at all myself ....but am moving schools so that's something ^_^

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*cuddles Gemmy*

Lavender Hope said...

New pic- Whoa! And new iPod update! The keyboard feels so weird now cause after the first letter, everything's lowercase! And the font style looks different too!

*clears throat* Ahem, anywho, just finished coloring this one today. Not the owl though, cause I still haven't finished it yet... ^.^'
*blinks* I'm really gonna need to get used to this update... EVERYTHING CHANGED. @.@

*may or may not be here*
*possibly not, otherwise very distant*

Lavender Hope said...
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Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

What is up with zero tolerance policies for fights/physical bullying in schools? I mean, zero tolerance = if you're part of a fight, you're punished.

So... the teacher/principal is not even able to make a judgement on who started it, but punishes everyone involved.

How does that make sense?

I'm only asking because I have an idea for a fanfiction (well... Tia isn't fanfiction, technically) about a school fight, oddly enough...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hey, Hopey! *huggles* :)

How are you?

Lavender Hope said...

Slightly annoyed at wifi connection and new updated iPod, but other than that, I think I'm okay. Hi Kas. *huggles back* :)
*can't seem to make sense out of the 'fighting at school' comment either, so can't help* Sorry. ^.^'

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Deleted comment?

Lavender Hope said...

How does my coloring page look? I originally had a different idea going for it but after the yellow, the idea took off on its own. :P

Also, how's you?

Lavender Hope said...

*raises hand*
Slow wifi=accidental double posts. *nodsnods* They annoy me to no end. -_- Soy. *hugs*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*cuddles* :)

What are you up to?

Zero tolerance policies mean that anyone involved in a fight is punished. So if someone beats you up, you're getting punished with detention or suspension.

It means the school gets to be lazy and stupid and not make a decision on 'who's guilty' and just punishes everyone involved.

Aquila Felis said...

Hello. ^^

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Hopey looks nice! :) (the profile pic)

I am okay. Lessons ended, will do some homework then go home.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hey, Johanna! How are you?

You know what I'm talking about in terms of zero tolerance policies, right?

Lavender Hope said...

Hey Aquila! :) Check out my new colored page! --->

@Kas: Not much. Just reading webtoons, playing game apps, and being here. :)

... Okay, maybe not so 'not much'. :P

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*smiles at Hopey*

Sounds fun! :)

Lavender Hope said...

@Kas: Ah. Yeah, it's like when parents say 'I don't care who started it, you're both grounded' or something like that, right?

~psst, by the way, as I don't have siblings, I have no idea how true that is. XP~

Also, yay for finishing your lessons! :D

Aquila Felis said...

It's pretty, Lila! :)

Hi Kas! I'm fine... watching news on the refugees. Dunno if you heard it, we're taking quite a lot in.. ^^
Problem being that they don't speak the language. :P (And our language isn't as easy to learn as English.. ;P )

Lavender Hope said...

It can be kinda boring though. :P Especially when I'm caught up in the stories I'm reading and I have to wait a certain amount of time for something in the game. :P Like, whaaaat do I dooooo noooooww? XP

Lavender Hope said...

... I'm not so caught up on world news, but... I did hear bits and pieces about something with ISIS? What happened exactly to cause so many refugees?

Aquila Felis said...

LOL

-picture of an electric car with pros and cons-
Pro:
- fees for parking wrong automatically end up in your spam filter
- the alarm can be set to vibration mode
- the battery lasts longer than on an apple watch (ca. 15 min)
Con:
- electro-smog instead of exhaust fumes
- third gear has to be bought in-app
- every 50 km, you have to instal the new version of flash player

xD

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna! Ah, okay!

@Hope Yep, it's like that. But imagine getting suspended for a month, missing your exams, and failing a year of school or something, just because someone beat you up and the school is too lazy to make a decision on who's fault it was. It's a stupid system.

So... I have an idea for a little story surrounding Tia and this silly concept.

Aquila Felis said...

Lila, what always happens. War.
This one in Syria, so we get a lot of refugees from there. And while they are on the way, they seem to kind of collect ones from poor regions that walk along. 0o
So we get Syrians, and then we get western Balkan as well, where people are just poor but not as likely as Syrians to die if you send them back. So quite a few of those will be sent back...
... in any case, Germany's expecting 800 000 refugees this year and we had 20 000 in one weekend a week or two back. ;P

Chione Asahina said...

-Cuddles Kassy, Aquila and Lav-

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Gemma! -cuddles back-

Lavender Hope said...

@electric car thing: XP

@Kas: Yeah, it is. The idea sounds good though. I'm interested to know what Tia's story would be. :)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna Electric cars protect the environment. And in the words of [REDACTED], "Protect the environment, or I'll [REDACTED] kill you!"

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hey, Gemmy! *cuddles back*

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Gem! *cuddles back* :)

@Aq: Ah... Wow, that's a lot of people... I hope you all are okay. Stay safe! *hugs*

Aquila Felis said...

-hugs back-
Pfff, how threatening can people be that come without even a change of clothes? My town has 15 000 inhabitants and currently about 70 refugees. You don't see them much. -shrugs-
Problem is we're all running out of space to put them in, and winter is coming. ... we still have some in unheated tents. -frowns-

Aquila Felis said...

Best is when a country like France then goes: Oh sure, we'll take some. Give us... -drum roll- ... 1000. No, they didn't miss a zero. =P
And I think the US said they'd take 20 000? -arches eyebrow- We're very impressed... not. ;P

Lavender Hope said...

Well... Okay, the person I heard it from is actually living closer to Syria and probably isn't as safe as all the way to Germany, but I heard terrorists can still sneak around with the refugees. And yeah, winger's coming and with so many unable to stay someplace warm, I'm just hoping everyone will be okay.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Wbd :/

I have music though!

Aquila Felis said...

XD
Lila, we had like... 60 people who were born and grown here go to Syria to join the terrorists.
They have German passports, faces, and speak the language.
They can just hop on a plane to get here.
Why the heck would they hide terrorists in the refugees? They are already here. :P

Lavender Hope said...

Well, I get the feeling with America overseas, it could be harder for them to take in more. At least America's doing better than France. :P

Though France /is/ pretty small compared to Germany...

Just thinking about everything.

Aquila Felis said...

... France isn't much smaller than us. XD
Just clearly more racist. ... like, they tried to deport Sinti and Roma, so that's not even joking. A lot of European countries have far right parties in the governments, so. -shrugs-
God, France would have to be 800 times smaller than Germany to match us with 1000. 0o ... heh, do you think they'd give us some of their land? -grins-

Lavender Hope said...

*shrugs*
I'm kinda clueless when it comes to world news... Heck, I don't even know what goes on in the other areas of /Japan/.

... News stuff isn't really my thing..... Though I should probably be a /little/ more attentive to the goings on of the world...

Right. Enough thinking out loud. Soy.

Aquila Felis said...

Heh, just checked. They have about twice our area. ^^

Lavender Hope said...

*facepalms*
Yeah, duh moment for me there. I realized I was thinking of Russia...
*MAJOR facepalms*
All you European countries are so small compared to Asia, I keep forgetting where's where and what's what.





... Yeah, this is where I admit my idiocy. Geez...

Aquila Felis said...

Don't worry, I don't know much about the news in Japan, either. Well, everyone heard when that nuclear plant failed, but apart from that...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna You wish!

Aquila Felis said...

-laughs-
Gotta go to Putin and tell him WE are Russia now. He'll be pleased. Not. xD
Yeah, Europe is pretty small. Makes you wonder how we somehow got to decide what a 'civilised' country is meant to be like. -grins-

Aquila Felis said...

Yeeees, give us laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.
Nah, we're fine. :P We don't get many babies, anyway. xD

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna No.

I raise my flag and dye my clothes
It's a revolution, I suppose
We're painted red to fit right in.


(Why do I have so much music on my phone???

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah... They're getting floods in the Northern area. Since I'm in the south, we're not getting /that/ much rain, so I didn't realize...
*sighs*
I'll admit I didn't realize until Duggy asked about me(and family's) safety...

But even now, I don't know how it's going. We haven't gotten too much rain recently and I can't read newspapers.(we don't watch news- we get it from the papers)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

500+ songs

Aquila Felis said...

Kas: But... but... could we just buy it from you with all our money? :3
"Cheaper than our traditional attempts in the 40s", as a comedian put it. -grins-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Hope you have the Internet, though... *hugs warmly*

Lavender Hope said...

I've got -*checks*- 700+ songs. :P Half of them I don't even listen to anymore. XP

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna Not all sales will be upheld.

Aquila Felis said...

"What do the Dutch do at low tide?
They sell land to the Americans."

I have less than 100 songs. ^^
BUT I have radio reception. Take that. :P

Lavender Hope said...

I guess. *hugs back*

Still confusing as I'm also not aquatinted well enough with Japan's county/state/region stuff to figure out all the names. Just the areas where my family is and just 'weather in Japan' in general.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna 4G Internet! :P

@Hope :/

Lavender Hope said...

I have my iPod which can get radio playlists with music of your choice. :P

Sadly, that needs wifi, and /that/ is horrible in my room. XP

Aquila Felis said...

I'd have fairly good internet reception. Buuuut, I don't have a contract. I still go prepaid. ;P

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

This song :|

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
It's good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna Mwahaha! *hugs her and pulls Hopey into the hug*

Wbd.

Lavender Hope said...

*blinks*
Lovely song... I feel bad for them both though. Cool to see it from a zombie's point of view. :P


Aaand, I have to go. *hugs all* May come back later, but we'll have to see. Bye!

Aquila Felis said...

Kas: Cause zombies are people, too... right? 0o Ooooh, have you seen, what's it called... warm bodies?
-hugs back-

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Lila! ^^

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Bye, Hopey!

Nope, Johanna! Wbd, sorry :/

Aquila Felis said...

No problem. ^^

Feraaaa32 said...

gem: I am moving schools cuz this one won't let me do what I want ^_^

hey everyone.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Fera!
What just happened:

I'm at my grandparents' house, and the room I'm in has a door to the street mainly made of glass, so I could see the poor guy standing in front of it, trying to escape the rain. And he stood there and stood there and stood there, so I asked my grandma whether she has an umbrella she's not toooooo fond of.
We just lent an umbrella to a stranger. xD

Chione Asahina said...

Fair enough Frank.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hey, Frank and Gem and Johanna!

I am here. Maybe. Probably. Likely.

Aquila Felis said...

Hi again Kas. ^^

Gemma, not sure I said goodbye to you, but hi anyway. ^^

Inky Flame said...

(I am here!)

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Inky! ^^

Feraaaa32 said...

hey aqui. well done ^_^

hi kas, chloe.

Inky Flame said...

(Hi Johanna ^.^ how art thou?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hey, Chloe! *cwtches*How are you? :)

Inky Flame said...

(Hey fera)

Chione Asahina said...

I'm sure you did Aquila.

-is ghosting-

Aquila Felis said...

I'm fine, thanks. ^^
Still a bit amused about it all. ^^

Inky Flame said...

(*cwtches kas* my brain is numb
I had biology, which was good
But my lecturer is just so... Bland)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Aww, Chloe :/

Inky Flame said...

(Hey gem! Good luck wjth university!£

Inky Flame said...

(London South bank UNi interests me somewhat
But London is expensive...
But I plan on living there...)

Aquila Felis said...

Inky, I know that kind. XD
A human sleeping pill. -nods-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Chloe London ://///

Aquila Felis said...

London is so... hectic... 0.0
-still not quite over it-

Feraaaa32 said...

*plays the Mario theme tune on a piano*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Tanya: That looks nothing like me.

It looks a lot like you, actually.

Tanya: No, it looks horrible! That woman is evil! And I'm not evil. At all. I am... different! Find me a better picture!

-_-

Aquila Felis said...

Kas: Just draw one yourself? :p
-did that for Aquila-
-might redraw some time-

Swirl: Whenever she tries drawing me, I look scary. -.-
Me: ... sowwy...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I can't draw. And I wouldn't draw Tanya-

Tanya: Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up! I am a Queen and I hate you!

-_- bad day, she won't-

Tanya: Shut up!

Aquila Felis said...

-hands Kas some tape-

Inky Flame said...

(London is awesome ^.^ and I can totes get the grades!)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Tanya: Good for you, Chloe! You can go to London, meet exciting new people, and kill all the annoying ones! Start with Kas, oh please, start with Kas!!!!!!

*tapes Tanya's mouth shut*

*has a feeling it won't work*

*she's getting very vocal for some reason*

Feraaaa32 said...

you can, if you work hard, chloe ^_^

Aquila Felis said...

Maybe you don't feed her enough. Full OCs are tame OCs. -nods-
-hands Swirl a cookie-
Swirl: Cookie! ... wait...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*frowns*

*takes a cookie*

*hands it to Tanya*

Tanya: *glares at Kas*

*throws the cookie at him*

-_-

Inky Flame said...

(And I'm doing the extended project)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Oh yeah, she's a vampress. I'm not feeding her blood though.

Feraaaa32 said...

yeah, should be ok :)

Aquila Felis said...

Kas, I BET she's just not fed enough, though.
You could write her some food? -tilts head-

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hope you get in, Chloe!)

*Tanya shouts some words of encouragement at Chloe, but her voice is muffled*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*a wild Johanna appears*

*removes the tape from Tanya's mouth*

There, get some blood.

Tanya: I'm not your dog, **** you!

Aquila Felis said...

Not me, not me! 0.0
Although... -tilts head-
Hey Tanya, ever tried robbing blood donations?

Feraaaa32 said...

going now, be back later tonight, probably.

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Fera! ^^

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

You're just being difficult now....

Tanya: And you've always been difficult! Ugh...

Tanya... You need to relax...

Tanya: ... maybe I do! Doesn't mean I will! Just leave me alone!

Leave me alone.

Tanya: Well maybe I will!

Ugh...

Tanya: I hate you-

I hate you too...

Tanya: -so much.

Inky Flame said...

(Byii Fera


Thanks kass ^.^

I am stuck in the back of my dad's Porsche as I am picking my sis up from school
This is not fun)

Aquila Felis said...

Oh come on, Porsche seats can't be thaaaat uncomfortable...
-not prejudiced or so, noooooo-

Inky Flame said...

(I'm too tall to sit in the back -_-)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna Last Sunday I was trying to fall asleep and she started shouting "I'm not real! I'm not real! I'm not real!" over and over again. Like yes, I get it, you're telling me you're not real, therefore you're real. Real stupid. Just stop!

Don't blame me. I was bored.

I was tired!

Aquila Felis said...

Oh, that's a fair point. My grandpa's Mercedes is flat enough in the front that I can hit my head if I lean forward. But both my grandparents are smaller, so.. ^^

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Porsche seats are not a valid complaint, sorry. :/ *huggles regardless*

Aquila Felis said...

-grins-
Kas, you just need a place for her to go. When mine bother me, I let them stay at the Nest. But that's Sven's place, so... better not.

... plus one of his OCs is a vampire hunter. Wouldn't go well...

Also, I wonder when Blake turns up to return Aquila.

Lavender Hope said...

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

(I swear, whoever knows this song and where it came from, you're awesome. XD)
*is also not here as she should have been getting to bed an /hour/ ago~ Scarlet's thoughts; gives Lav a very pointed look*
Heh. ^.^' Ahem. Have a good day guys! Good night from us!

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles* I struggle to get out too
Oh well
It's bright yellow
It makes me happy)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Johanna I know. She used to be... somewhere. Not in my head and annoying like she is now. I can't get rid of her, I don't know how. I don't know why she won't leave.

Because I'm free here.

Aquila Felis said...

-does know the song-
-does NOT know it voluntarily-
Thanks, anyway. ^^
Night Lila & co.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Gtg, may be back in a few minutes. Bye!

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Kas!

Inky Flame said...

(Byii Kassy O!!!)

Chione Asahina said...

Bye Kassy.

-is here-
Hello Chloe.

Inky Flame said...

(How art thou gem?)

Chione Asahina said...

I'm ok Chloe. Just bored.
Been thinking a lot about the futurs lately though.
How are you?

Inky Flame said...

(I'm good thanks
I'm also thinking bout the future
I thought I wouldn't be able to do psychology in UNi because of my grades, but I found that I can in a UNi that perks my interest

*waits for Jeremy Kyle to start*_>

Chione Asahina said...

-sighs-
I want to RP something but if i do it on my own it will be boring but if someone else tries it won't go the way i want
-cries-

Aquila Felis said...

First world problems...
Though, if you have more characters in it than the other one?

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles gem* I know the feeling
I can't think... I'm brain numbed)

Chione Asahina said...

It would also be pointless if i tell ths other person what i want. It's like a relationship in real life
-laughs-
You want the boy to offer him his jacket if your cold but you can't ask because that'll make you feel worse. He has to do it on his own. And he can't just ask because then we'll say fine when we're really not thdn he won't give us it.
-grins-
It's so stupid...

Aquila Felis said...

THANK YOU!
I thought I was strange for saying it gets pointless if you have to tell them!

Inky Flame said...

(This woman came on the JK show

She saw her boyfriend had been sexting other woman at the beginning of their three year relationship
She cheated on him three times, twice wih one man and once with another guy
She brought her boyfriend on the show to do a lie detector test and she also did one
If he failed, she would leave him

They both cheated more times than they admitted

Why do people like that stay together?)

Aquila Felis said...

I guess they are scared of being lonely?

Chione Asahina said...

Wow Chloe...no idea.

Inky Flame said...

(I get that Gem ^.^ it's a vicious circle)

Aquila Felis said...

I can tell you that a guy who doesn't get it won't learn it.
Also, telling them really makes it pointless. -tried-

Chione Asahina said...

It is pointless if you have to ask. You want it to be romantic. You want them to be a gentleman, give you their jacket, hold open the door, defend you if someone slags you off. Is that too much to ask?

Inky Flame said...

(They wouldn't be lonely though - it looked like the pair had plenty of choice
But then again cheats and liars deserve eachother
They shouldn't ruin the lives of loyal and faithful people)

Aquila Felis said...

I think it shouldn't be too much to ask, Gemma. -nods-
Inky, maybe some people just lack self-control?

Inky Flame said...

(True, I just don't get it...

You're supposed to be in a relationship with someone you love
If you loved your partner, you wouldn't cheat
If you didn't love your partner, why are you with them?)

Chione Asahina said...

-mutters-
A moment of weakness...?

Aquila Felis said...

Aggreed, Inky.

Gemma, but... like... when I'm in love, other men are just as interesting as women. Which means, exactly not at all. So... I still don't get that.

Chione Asahina said...

-nods and shuts up about this topic-

Inky Flame said...

(Maybe *shrugs^)

Aquila Felis said...

... one day I have to learn to make pancakes like my grandma. She makes really thin, really big ones...

Aquila Felis said...

... oh.
Right, this page is now dedicated to pancakes and waffles. ^^

Chione Asahina said...

I love when my mum makes us pancakes. I wish she did it every year on pancake tuesday but she didn't this year. If i had a recipe i would try and make some on my own. Or a crepe maybe...

Aquila Felis said...

Here, the most basic crepe is sugar and cinnamon, but it seems in England it's sugar and lemon?

Inky Flame said...

(I could do with pancakes... *is now quite hungry*)

Aquila Felis said...

I really like pancakes, but my mum doesn't, so she never makes any...

Inky Flame said...

(Hehe and Yorkshire puddings...)

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