Ladies. Gentlemen. Minions.
Behold.
Wow.
We're still working on it, still altering and changing the little details, still tweaking... but I really wanted to get it out before it's leaked.
And let's face it, it is BRILLIANT.
You can start trembling now.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
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but im alright now, 'livin la vida loca' started playing and that always cheers me up)
(I am currently listening to The Pretty Reckless.)
(Going to hell just started playing on my blinkbox!
Ellie, if you come back here, I watched that video. it was amazing)
(I prefer some other of their songs to that one.)
( I see ^.^
theyre one of my favourite bands
I would love to go to one of their concerts)
(I disagree. I prefer things quiet. Going to a concert may be too loud for my taste.)
(I see ^.^
I don't think mum would let me go after what happened at the you me at six and all time low concert XD)
(What happened then?)
(I ate too much. I was fine throughout all time low, but I went to the toilet by myself and I was sick XD my parents had to get me and I missed you me at six XD)
(I see.)
(Yea...it took a lot of convincing to get them to believe that I didn't take something)
(Given the genre of music, I would not be surprised if there had been plenty of drugs being passed around.
I have never actually been to a concert properly. When I was seventeen, I sung in one, but I have never been in the audience.)
(that's awesome ^.^
I went to see pink, jls and kings of leon in Swansea, but sitting down
I went to Cardiff with friends to see all time low and you me at six. they were my first stand up concert)
(It was definitely not awesome. It was not for me.
I see.)
(right, im sorry to hear that
yea
I found out that fallout boy were going to Cardiff
so I asked my friend iz if she wanted to go
but she said it was a bit awkward, cause she already arranged to go with my other friend el)
*pokes her head out from the trap door in her treehouse, meaning she's upside down*
Did I hear someone say Fall Out Boy?
I love their songs. ^.^
Btw, I actually left for a while, but let's just say I've been hanging around my treehouse for a few hours. XP
*is also still pretty distant*
(I Love Fallout Boy!
hey Tama!)
(Hello Jai
Errr...English please?)
@Jai: *dittos Chloe*
*also waves in greeting*
I somehow got a scratch on my shoulder with no idea how it happened, but it stings like crazy when it's touched, which basically means every time my sleeve brushes against it. >.< It huurrrrrrrrrrts. D:
(*hyggles tama* how art thou?)
(Awww that's terrible
The weather is beautiful here O.o)
Yay for good weather. :) Where I am is nice too. Clear sky and pretty breezy, so not too hot.
But yeah... I'm wondering if it could actually be from something... Like a bite or sting..
Still, if it's not, then how did I get it because I really can't remember doing anything to my shoulder.
(Do you have antiseptic or whatever to use on it?
We rarely get nice weather XD)
Yeah, I've heard lots of things about UK almost always either raining or cloudy. :P
Um... We might, but I don't really want to ask...
...
Yeah.
(It can get depressing
Oh? If you're sure, any reason why you don't want to ask?)
*nods*
Cloudy days can be kinda disheartening. (Is that even the right word? I mean they kinda make me feel lazier than if it were a nice day. :P)
And for one thing, I'm sort of in the middle of something and I can't take too much time to get it looked at right at the moment, another thing is I'm wearing a long sleeve, and lastly I'm sort of nervous about getting a better look at it in case it looks worse in the light than me trying to look under my sleeve.
But I /will/ tell someone about it once I'm less busy.
(They make me lazy
The other day it was pouring with rain and I just wanted to sleep XD
Okay, but make sure you get it checked out)
SAAAAME. XP
*nods*
I will. :)
(Hehe XD
Good ^.^)
Sorry, dinner's ready. I gotta go.
Maybe after I'll ask someone to get a look at the scratch.
*hugs*
See you later!
(*huggles* okay#! take care)
(*listens to destinys child*)
Onwa: *is kinda in shock*
Manuel: Ah. I see.
*nips the skin over beths vein with her fangs, shuddering*
*croaks out* Please..
(Hey Jai!
um...what did you say earlier?)
(how art thou?)
(Hi Chloe. Dm. M'kay. You?)
(Im Okay I guess
ive got a headache threatening
*huggles*)
(Yucky headaches.
*Huggles back*
Continue the rp?)
(okay ^.^ er...where were we?)
(Um.. not sure with wolf and Chris.. let's say here!)
MrBBWolf: *kinda wants Chris to go with him, but knows that'd be cruel*
*holds Lilith tighter*
Michael: *watches him, hands clenched, mist swirling around them, hiding them from view*
*jumps, glancing fearfully at the mist, watching the creatures darting like shadows through it*
(ugh
sorry
mums in a mood and making me get off to revise)
(Oh. Okay. Nm then.)
*frowns*
Told my aunt about the scratch... She just told me to leave it alone and let it heal with no medicine...
At least she mentioned putting ice on it if it starts hurting again, but still. :/
Liliana: What?
Claire: Why'd you ask?
Bethany: Go ahead.
(@Tama :/)
Onwa: *blinks, slowly coming back to herself*
Manuel: Curiosity. Also I was wondering if you'd attend a few sessions.
*sinks her fangs into Beth's neck, sighing happily, gulping down her blood greedily, drinking as fast as she can*
It doesn't actually rain that often in England, and rarely progresses to further than a shower.
But it's usuallu cloudy and not overly warm. :P
Hi.
Jaimie, what's wrong...?
*hugs her warmly*
First Trigger Warning For Innuendos In History -
Blogger Inky Flame (Chloe G) FREEDOM OF SPEECH said...
(ugh
sorry
mums in a mood and making me get off to revise)
May 16, 2015 at 11:35 AM
I kind of read that comment funny and was just like 'whaaaat' for a moment. XD
(@Star xDD
@Kas eh.)
@Jai I'm here if you'd like to talk about it...
(STAR!!!)
Continuation of Trigger Warning -
I was sort of simultaneously thinking 'wtf goes on in Inky's mum's head' and 'how the hell would that help you to revise . . . ?'
XD
Oh dear.
@Inky: NOT MY FAULT! :P
(I meant get off the blog you dope!
This isn't helping my headache -_-)
I know! I got that!
Just took me a second!
:/ Youbmight want to actually get off the blog if you have a headache, or at least turn the screen brightness right down . . .
(I just..: I don't think it's me who needs to be warned about innuendos XD)
@Inky: :P XD
(Yea
I'll be off now
Mums taking us for icecream
Yet I'm not supposed to be here...)
Ooh. Ice cream. :)
(Bye Chloe!(?)
@Star well..
Innuendo alert or whatever
It'd release endorphins? Which would make you happy? Which probably improves memory? So, you know, getting off and revising simultaneously could help maybe?)
(@Kas it's fine.)
(I mean.. It'd mentally add positive connotations to your revision.)
Continuation of Innuendo Discussion
@Jai: Yeah, I thought that's what Inky's mum's thought process was for a momemt. XD
I'm not sure though - I think it might cause more distraction from revision than motivation for revision. :P
@Jai: Hmm, yeah, those positive connotations could work quite well. :)
(Continued warning.
@star yeah maybe. That is possible.)
SO, how is everyone on this fine and beautiful afternoon?
(*grunts* Mmm.)
:/
*hugs*
*frowns*
I thought I commented...
Hi. I'm back. Was helping prepare food and then eat.
I don't agree with innuendo trigger warnings. Either you're saying them to someone who's okay with innuendos, or you're not saying them to someone who isn't okay with innuendos.
And if you don't like them, don't read them.
Plus, innuendos can be amusing and fun, which is why some comedians use sexual innuendos.
*And if you don't like them, don't read them, because they won't be directed at you.
(DAMMIT I NEED SOMEONE TO LOG ONTO SAMLEARNING AND TEXT/EMAIL ME THE QUESTIONS CAUSE SAMLEARNING IS F*CKING STUPID!)
(Nm. Got someone helping me.)
@Kas: Exactly. The warnings give someone an opportunity to not read them.
Whered wthout warnings, everone reads everything addressed to everyone.
(OMG I WON A CAREBEAR AND A SNAZZY KEYRING AT THE ARCADE )
(@Chloe xD which Carebear?)
The one with the shooting star on it's belly)
(*nods* Mm..)
Can't use the word carebear on RSI forums, you get permanently banned.
OOH WELL DONE INKY!
(Thank you ^.^)
*nods at Star's comment*
Well done! :)
(Thank you ^.^)
(*dances along to hairspray^)
(*using maths to work out how tall I may end up being*
*5" 2.5'*
*sigh*)
(Awwww that's cute ^.^)
(How art thou Jai?)
*last comment of the night - er... morning*
After taking my shower, I got a better look at that- ... Scratch- on my shoulder. Didn't change, but it looks worse in direct light... And it's inflamed... :/ and it really looks like it's oozing something, but only on the surface and not enough to actually create a build up.
*sighs*
If it's not better by lunchtime tomorrow, I'm talking to my aunt again.
Have a good day everyone.
*leaves hugs*
And good night from me. :)
(Hi people.)
(*huggles* nos da tama!
You should get that seen to O.o)
(Hello Con
How art thou?)
( sad tbh but in the kind of way were in happy about it because it makes sense.)
(Why are you sad?)
( that people I know the best think they can still lie to me and when I ask them about it because they know I know they lie again)
(Right
*sighs* I've been around liars my entire life
It's best to distance yourself if you can
I made new friends )
@Tamami: :/ Yeah. Antispectic. And keep ot clean, but don't wrap it up tightly - allow the air to get to it.
@Jai: Somewhere around my height, then. C:
*hasn't grown at all in the past year and probably won't ever now*
(*mutters about it not being cute*
*sighs*)
( but they know I know and still won't tell me the truth when we've been through a lot. )
(You're cute Jai ^.^
I'm 5'3
The lab coats in biology are kept high up
I can get them down but not back up, so my lecturer has to do it for me XD)
POSSIBLE INNUENDO!!!!!
(That does suck)
I just measured my height and I am almost exactly five foot two point five, I believe.
. . .
Why am I so short?
I mean, B's my age and four foot ten, but still.
(And C's five foot ten. They have exactly a foot of height difference. :P
B normally wears heels and C normally slumps against the wall, but yesterday B removed her shoes and they stood up straight next to each other and B was just under C's shoulder. Lol. They have to tilt their heads when they look at each other. And C bends down to hug B. XD)
@Conductor: :/ Some people are just like that.
( cuteness has nothing to do with height -also not age- just because someone says you're cute doesn't mean you're small and young it's a polite way of saying they like your appearance without saying that, because then it becomes a thing that they like you. In your head.
Everyone can be cute to someone else)
@Inky: C put B's phone on the top shelf of the bag rack yesterday abd B was jumping trying to reach it but she couldn't. XD
@Jai: Most guys find short girls cute. Most guys prefer girls shorter than them, too.
And additionally, people are more likely to 'awwh' to and feel sorry for short people in general.
*nods*
(Awwww XD
I know con, but Jai is cute)
@Conductor: Uh . . . people usually use 'cute' to mean 'awwh-inducing,' and smallness can often induces 'awwh's.
But I very much agree with the last sentence. :)
(*mutters* I'm cute to people
I don't see why)
@Inky: Cuteness can come from a lot of things. Way of speaking, what you talk about, overall manner of conducting yourself, height, appearance, actions, events that happen to you.
(I guess
I still don't get it)
(Nuh. Not cute. Demonic teenager..
*mumbles about not caring if guys like small girls, that hardly applies*)
(You are cute)
@Jai: Meh. I get that, too.
But people like cute people, in general. Tall people are more seen as intimidating. :P
Hi. I must go back to vacuuming now, but before I go... *hugs everyone warmly*
Major innuendo warning:
Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.
A common problem with sexual innuendo is the recipient being unable to wrap their hands around the intended meaning. In this case, an individual using sexual innuendo will often start slow and eventually build up, increasing depth more and more until the recipient feels the actual thrust of the point and the innuendo climaxes. An innuendo is always the most pleasing when no one sees it coming, often by entering the mind through the rear. Some skilled people are even able to use several sexual innuendos quickly in succession, resulting in multiple innuendo-esque climaxes. Key phrases can grasp the sentence by the ankles and part its long clauses allowing the orator to penetrate the essence of the sentence. In this regard, the key is to avoid stiff, rigid words, for ones that give the meaning of the sentence a firm rise in innuendic possibilities. Some regard sexual innuendo as an art form, and it goes without saying that one needs a certain level of oral skills in order for the fluidic exchange of innuendo to succeed. However, this is not enough to fill the requirements. One needs to pay special attention to the region of the sentence to which the innuendo will enter. For lasting effects, it is most important to enter deep within the recipient's consciousness and to ensure that all of the seeds of humor have flowed forth. This is not an easy task for most people, so it is only through rigorous repetition of the insertion of sexual innuendo that one can fully master the uplifting effects it can have on vocabulary.
On another side note, one must remember that when practicing innuendo to somebody who has heard it for the first time, one must be ready to slowly enter in the tight quarters of the reader's mind, lest risk getting their ideas unpleasantly stuck within the annals of the reader's mind.
Although sexual innuendo requires masterful manipulation of parts of speech (and sometimes the skillful use of body language), for most people it comes quickly. There is currently much debate over whether an extended innuendo can substitute for technique.
End of innuendo.
(*bursts out laughing*)
(In my defense, I rarely, if ever, use innuendos, but since they're so relevant now, for some reason, I decided to share this^
Anyways, must go.)
(Byii Kassy! And well done!)
Distant.
Well done? I just shared some innuendos I found online, not well done, not well done at all!
(Well done for sharing them)
Aww, not the reaction I expected.
(Really?)
(where has everyone gone?)
Would have expected to make people hate me more.
Instead, everyone left.
(no, that's not why they left
I thought it was bloody brilliant)
(people need to listen to Don't Stop by Nina Nesbitt)
( I didn't mean that smallness isn't cute either btw... I just mean it doesn't determine cuteness. You can be tall and cute small and not etc no one thing determines cuteness.)
(Beauty is in the eye of the beholder)
(that is true)
(Had a lot of stuff to do sorry if it looked like I was ignoring you... I just had to poof)
(don't apologise)
(But how else will people know I hate myself for making them think something I didn't mean to make them to think?)
(I guess, but people poof all the time
people understand)
Agents Fitz and Simons XD
(Dugster! how art thou?)
Good! Watching agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.!
How are you?
(Im good ^.^
im having a sip of my mums wine
and listening to 'I really like you' by Carly Rae Jepsen)
(@Chloe rp?)
Soy, I can't stay!
Pie peeps!
(Bye dug..)
(Okay Jai ^^
byii Dug!)
Chris: go on...I know you need to feed...
Flauros : *changes into a leopard*
MrBBWolf: Okay.. I l-love you, ok-kay?
Michael: *narrows his eyes at him*
Don't.
Chris: I know, I love you too Wolfie *holds hands out for Lilith*
Flauros: *gets ready to pounce*
OMG MY GOD KAS XD
@Con: B seems cute to people even though she gets so mad we accus her of having anger management oroblems, swears all the time, owns a machete, and is very independent and self-succificent.
But even when C gives us very good Puss-In-Boots faces, she doesn't get the 'awwwhs' B gets just for existing.
In general, you are correct, but I think that height is a bit determiner.
MrBBWolf: *hesitantly hands her over*
*hugs himself gently before reaching into his pocket to retrieve a pocket watch*
Michael: *swallows*
Don't.
Lilith: c chris! *huggle Chris
Chris: I ill be waiting right here...
Flauros: *pounces*
MrBBWolf: *nods*
I.. I'll b-be back as s-soon as I can b-be..
*twists and presses the top of the watch, vanishing, reappearing in the incubus/succubus realm, walking into the bar, standing in the doorway and spreading his wings to cut off the light, letting his hunger take control of him, his appearance becoming more attractive, a smirk flowing onto his lips*
(Can you be a incu/sucu for him?)
Michael: *closes his eyes, a monster leaping at the leopard in his minds eye*
Monster: *leaps, tackling the leopard with a snarls, biting into his side, large fangs penetrating deep into his body, closing around his intestine*
*stands on its hind legs, Michael's fear fuelling it, lifting Flaur by his intestine and shredded skin*
(of course ^.^)
Flauros: *yelps*
Sucubus that im trying to think up a name for: *spots wolf and smirks* well hello there handsome
(Thanks :)
Michael: *shudders, opening his eyes and gasping, stumbling back*
Crud!
*slams his eyes closed, imagining as best he can the monster letting go, leaving the leopard, dissolving*
Monster: *literally drops Flaur, dissolving slightly, body parts falling to litter the ground, blood pumping from its remains*
MrBBWolf: *smirks, eyeing the succubus*
Hmm. Hello there.
*walks towards her, wings still spread*
Flauros: *lays on the floor, im pain*
Shae, the succubus: my, what nice wings you have *flutters eyelashes* got a nice name to go with them?
Michael: *crawls towards him*
Are you.. Well, not okay but.. do you want help?
I'm sorry.. I asked you not to..
MrBBWolf: *grins, showing off blinding white teeth*
You'd think so, however I've merely a boring name. I'm Wolf
*tips his hat*
Mr, B B Wolf.
Flauros: *changes back but still growls* no...leave me. I forgot im a mere mortal now...
Shae: that's a splendid name! *spreads wings* I am Shae
Michael: Okay..
*backs off, leaning back against the tree again*
MrBBWolf: Hmm.. Shae. Brilliant name.
(Hmmm I dedicate to Freedom of Speech)
(Hear hear)
Flauros: *gets up on wobbly legs, only to collapse again*
Shae: no, you don't mean that *smirks*
(thank you
im not good at long dedications XD)
Michael: *flinches, mist swirling, a cushion appearing under him as he falls*
Oh.. oops. Sorry.
MrBBWolf: Oh, I do, Shae. And a beautiful body too.
Flauros: d don't pity me
Shae: *poses* you think?
Michael: Dont be so pitiful then.
MrBBWolf: Mmm.
*runs his hands down her sides, grinning*
Amazing.
*traces the bottom of her skirt, using the material to pull her closer while pushing it up slightly*
( I know a c that's small and has an auntie with a katana coninkydink? :P yes I'm assuming since she stays up here in scotland )
Flauros: *scowls*
Shae: *smirks as he does so* cheeky wolf. want to see more?
Michael: Sorry, but I have a point.
MrBBWolf: *smirks back*
Cheeky, or a hunter? Hunters don't stop.
*grins*
Hmm. Where shall we go?
Flauros: *growls* curse this mortal body, I shouldn't be here
Shae: *grins* my place
Michael: where should you be?
MrBBWolf: Sounds perfect Shae. Lead the way.
*grins*
Flauros:*grunts* in heaven
Shae: *grins and takes his hand* okay, loverboy *pulls him towards the door*
*goes to the house next to the bar*
Michael: Youre meant to be dead?
MrBBWolf: *smirks, following her, sauntering*
Flauros: no, idiot
I am....was an angel
Shae: *opens the door and leads wolf inside* where do you want to go?
Michael: *frowns*
An angel?
*big fluffy white wings appear on Flaur's back*
Hmm..
MrBBWolf: Hmm. How about the kitchen?
*raises an eyebrow, challenging her*
Flauros: *looks around* what the...?
Shae: *smirks* anywhere for you *leads him to the kitchen*
Michael: Oh, sorry.
*focus' on the wings as they start coming apart feather by feather*
MrBBWolf: *lifts her, laying her on the table, climbing on after her*
*time skip?*
(okay Jai ^.^)
Flauros: I used to have wings
Michael: You did? ..we're they big and fluffy?
*blinks, focusing again, watching the feathers as they fall*
*yawns, rubbing his eyes gently*
MrBBWolf: *groans slightly, slowly blinking his eyes open, looking around*
*remembers last night and blanches*
Shae: *wakes up* morning
Flauros: no...more of a brown colour
Michael: Brown?
*frowns, narrowing his sleepy eyes, the feathers reforming, mist flowing around Flaur, taking a bit longer cause he's tired, turning brown*
*smiles slightly as the mist leaves*
Like that?
MrBBWolf: *chews his lip, letting a bit of his tamed hunger out, just to stop him stuttering and make this doable*
Well hello there.
Flauros: I guess... what sort of creature are you?
Shae: *smirks* liked that?
Michael: *yawns while saying 'A tired one'*
*shakes his head again*
I don't know.. I used to think I was human but.. this guy said I.. said I'm a mutation..
*shifts, drawing himself into more of a ball*
MrBBWolf: *smirks back*
Yes. No. And I know that you did too, so I won't waste time by asking.
Flauros: a...freak?
Shae: *grins* so how come I never see you around?
Michael: No! I'm not a freak!
*the mist starts swirling again*
I'm not!
MrBBWolf: *shrugs*
I've better places to be. There's worlds out there that I enjoy visiting.
Flauros: *grubts* calm down
Shae: I see... ive never left the community
Michael: *glares at him but obliges, the mist slowly fading*
*rubs his eyes more, standing up*
I need to do my laps before I sleep.
MrBBWolf: You should get out of here. Meet people.
Flauros: laps?
Shae: nowhere in particular I want to go
Michael: Running. It helps me avoid dreams..
*shrugs*
The more exhausted I am the less I dream.
MrBBWolf: Then go anywhere.
Flauros: dreams?
Shae: one day, perhaps
Michael: Yeah. Those images you see when you sleep. I don't want them.
MrBBWolf: You should. Its great.
( watching classic who and boy oh boy am I glad that acting has come a long way since the 60'S )
Flauros: I know what they are, idiot *totally forgets how injured he is*
Shae; I have my clients here
(@con *nods*)
(right COn, enjoy!)
Michael: Then why did you ask, moron?
*shakes head*
Whatever. I'm running.
*sets off doing laps quite quickly for his age*
MrBBWolf: Clients?
Flauros: *grunts* curious as to see why you dot want them
Shae: yes, inubi and sucubi who need to feed
Michael: *when he's lapped once*
My dreams come.. alive.
*kicks up the speed, sprinting*
MrBBWolf: Ah.
*sighs happily, blushing*
And here I w-was thinking I w-was actually attract-tive..
Flauros: right...*looks quite pale now*
Shae: *smirks* you are cute
(Black and white doesn't bother me at all but starring at the camera and saying things without emotion does :( for the most part I'm enjoying it
Just annoying acting sometimes
How are you both? I like your rp :P been reading it.)
Michael: *frowns, slowing down near him*
*closes his eyes, envisioning the skin and any organ damage healing and covering over on Flaur*
*opens his eyes and goes back to sprinting*
MrBBWolf: *blushes more*
Th-thank y-you..
(@Con thanks. I'm.. *shrugs*)
(thank you ^.^ I am good
you?)
Flauros: *looks at his now perfect body* you are truly...something
Shae: *smirks* its true. now don't you have somewhere to be?
( beacuse earlier reason ? Please do try to feel better
*would offer hug but eh?* )
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