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*jumps down*
Come on.
Onwa: *kisses her neck gently*
*grins*
I won.
Claire: *she throws jabs repeatedly at her chest and stomach*
Liliana: I haven't given in yet. You will not make me say it when I am not forced to do as I am told.
*catches her wrist, applying pressure to the radial artery to knock her out*
Onwa: Shh.
*kisses her gently*
You still said it.
*sits in a ball*
-Zaf
I'm okay...
Hear hear!
Hey, Zaffy. How are you today?
@Jai is something wrong?
(*hugs zaf* how are you?)
Claire: *she manages to swing a kick into the back of her knee before she falls unconscious*
Liliana: *she kisses her back* It was my lips, but it was you who said it.
Zaffy... *hugs* What's wrong?
And so here comes Mr Blaze's ded:
I ded to Hollywood undead, because they are an amazing band who do amazing songs that really have meaning to them
I ded to the members of Hollywood undead
J-dog
Charlie Scene
J3T (Jonny 3 tears )
Danny
Da kurlz
Funny man
These 6 guys are just f***ing awesome
And well I look up to them
I ded to Eddie izzard, Lee Evans, Kevin bridges
Because they are hilarious and amazing comedians
And finally in this long list of people I ded to,
I ded to:
Jaimie, because you are an amazingly awesome friend and well you helped me through a rough patch in my life so thank you and I'm very grateful for your help
I ded to Soph,
Soph, I know we barely talk (coz I'm hardly here) and you can be blunt as a sledgehammer but I look up to you
I have a fair amount of respect for you too
You aren't afraid to say it as it is
You don't care for haters
You just get on with it and well thats one reason why i look up to you
I ded to everyone else
Because when I first came on this blog you made me feel so welcome and made me happy and what not
So this is a thank you to all the people listed and not listed
Keep doing what you're doing
You're awesome, and well thank you for existing and influencing me in different ways
The end (the length of this like a life story)
*grunts, managing to stay up right*
*picks her up*
Come on sleepy.
*walks inside*
Onwa: your voice, your lips, your lungs.
(hear (bar the part with me) hear blaze.)
(*sighs* Rp anyone?)
(Thank you, Blaze. But there is no reason to look up to me, nor respect me.)
Bethany: *she calls out from the bedroom* Are you both alright?
Liliana: Your voice.
Yeah. She's.. having a nap.
Onwa: not my voice.
Bethany: ... You knocked her out?
Liliana: It was your voice.
Thank you Jai and everyone
Soph, even though there's no reason, I do anyway :) ) )
I would Rp seir, but I haven't done it for a while and i don't really do it anymore
Sorry... :/ )
(Okay, no worries!)
I.. Yeah.
*sighs*
She wasn't gonna sleep any other way..
Onwa: No it wasn't.
Bethany: I didn't think you were actually serious... *she comes out of the bedroom, wearing a short silk dress to sleep in* *she removes Claire's mask* How did you knock her out?
Liliana: You made me against my will...
*whimpers slightly at the dress*
Mmm...
*blinks, focusing*
Huh? Oh, pressure point..
*goes back to staring*
Onwa: It was still you..
(Blaze - Thank you, although I hope you will never try and do what I do.)
Bethany: *she looks down at herself* What? It's comfortable... But... I should probably wear something underneath... But it's fine. Should we put Claire in bed?
Liliana: *she sighs* I suppose...
Okay Soph, I'll do what I do best...
Be me! )
Mmm. Don't put anything underneath it.. ever..
*smiles*
Onwa: *kisses her gently, smiling*
(That may be a good idea. Because no good can come to you by acting how I act, and saying what I say.)
Bethany: Why not...?
Liliana: *she kisses her back* Mmm... May I have more of the silver wine?
You're too beautiful..
*smiles, walking to Claire's room*
Onwa: Of course.
*pours the last of the wine into a glass, turning it silver before handing it over*
Bethany: *her cheeks go a little red* I'm not... This dress just doesn't leave a lot to the imagination... Especially legs... It barely covers them... I was supposed to make it longer but it didn't go as planned... *she walks with her*
Liliana: *she grins, downing it all in one* Mmm...
(Time skip, Jaimie?)
Mmm. It's beautiful, as is the person it barely covers.
*frowns*
Wait.. do we have to undress Claire?
Onwa: *laughs*
(Yes)
Bethany: *her cheeks go a little more red* I'm not beautiful...
*she shakes her head* I don't think so... She wouldn't like it. She's quite... private? I mean, I didn't even know she had any scars until tonight...
Liliana: *she looks up at Onwa, grinning* Mmm... Still not strong enough to move.
(I will be back soon.)
(I am back.)
(I am back.)
(Hello, Elleni. How are you?)
Asked earlier, but didn't get many answers, so I'm just going to ask again. Would anyone like to listen to a song I recorded?(besides Kas, as he already answered)
(I, personally, Lavender, am fine. But other people may enjoy it.
I am depressed, Elleni.)
(I have to go now. Goodbye.)
Okay, Soph. :) See you later.
Did they all leave?
Sorry, Zaf/Loki. I'm sort of here. Distant.
How have you two been?
Hey, Zaffy and Hopey! *pulls them both into a warm hug*
Good night, Sophia!
Hi Kas.:)
Check your email. ;)
I did. That was wonderful :)
Thanks. :)
*hugs*
Sorry, I kinda poofed there...
So did I...
*hugs gently* :)
How are you feeling today, Hopeymoth?
I'm good. :)
How about you?
I'm actually mostly good :)
So, Hopey, whatcha doing? :)
Watching transformer shows. :P
That's kinda the reason for the long pauses between my comments.
That, and reading between commenting here and watching the episodes.
Never seen the series myself, only the films...
Glad you're enjoying it though :)
I've seen the Animated series and now I want to catch up with the Prime one.
There's also a newer series that I'm watching as it comes too, so I have a lot of episodes to watch. :P
Sorry though, I have to go now.
*hugs*
Have a good night, Kas.
*hugs gently*
Have a good day, Hopey.
(*hugs Ellie back*
Sure Lavy :)
You are very beautiful.
And neither did I actually.. they're.. quite surprising..
Onwa: *chuckles*
Mmm. My weakling.
(Oh also, love you too Ellie!)
(Hello.)
Bethany: I'm not...
*she nods* I feel sorry for her... Just lay her on the bed?
*she sighs* I can't believe you knocked out a child...
Liliana: Mmm. *she grins*
(Hey!)
I'm sorry.. she'll wake up in five or so minutes..
*lays her down gently, kissing her forehead*
Onwa: *grins back*
(Hello, Jaimie. *cuddles her tightly*)
Bethany: Okay... That's good... Are you coming to bed?
Liliana: Can you move so I can kiss you?
(*cuddles her tightly back*)
Should we wait till she wakes up first? I.. want to apologize?
Onwa: *raises an eyebrow, moving just close enough that she only just cant reach*
Bethany: Okay. *she sits down on Claire's bed*
Liliana: *she whimpers a little* Come on, Onwa. Don't you think you've teased me enough?
*sits next to her*
I really do like the dress..
Onwa: nope.
*grins, staying where she is, a hairsbredth too far*
Bethany: *she smiles, placing her hand on Silente's knee* Good. *her cheeks go red* You can take it off, later...
Claire: *she murmurs, "Ew..."*
Liliana: *she sighs* Please?
*smiles, leaning against her, kissing her softly*
Mmmm. Good..
*rolls eyes and pokes Claire gently*
Heard that. You okay?
Onwa: *smiles and moves closer*
Bethany: *she kisses her back, smiling*
Claire: My head is hurting... *she climbs out of bed, taking her mask from Bethany, putting it on again* I'm going back outside.
Liliana: *she kisses her passionately, using her tongue*
Claire you need to sleep.
*stands up and blocks the door*
Bedtime.
Onwa: *kisses her passionately back, also using tongue*
Hullo
How are we all today?
Just noticed, I haven't been here in a while *looks around* oh, you've redecorated! Yeahhhhhh....it's interesting? *nods* very........interesting! Personally I liked it how it was before, but this is good to!
Started writing book.....didn't like it so I'm changing all of it (again)
Am I rambling? Apologies for doing so, haven't had my morning dose of sugar yet so my brain functionality is a bit bleh.
So hi everyone
(Hi rhyds)
Claire: No... I can't sleep, I won't sleep...
Liliana: *she kisses her deeper, using more tongue*
(Hello, Rhydian.)
Hey you two. How are you?
(I am depressed, yourself?)
Claire. It's bedtime. Get your pyjamas on.
Onwa: *sighs happily, matching her in the kiss*
(Eh. You?)
Claire: One more fight?
Liliana: *she grins, tugging on her lip to pull her closer*
Depressed? No no no, this certainly shall not do. We need positivity! We need happy! How are you depressed might I ask??
Eh?? You need to make up your mind my dear, negative or positive! Positive would be good, but if negative, we can fix it!
(Positivity is not exactly something I am good at. What do you mean by how?)
Nope. Sleep.
Onwa: *chuckles, shifting onto her*
(Oh hush. How're you?)
Claire: *she sighs* Come on! Just one more?
Liliana: *she kisses her as passionately as she can*
Nope. Bedtime now. You fought, you lost, you sleep. Those are the rules.
Onwa: *kisses her as passionately as possible back, holding her close*
Well I mean why, rather than how. Sorry for my poor grammar, like I said, lack of sugar.
And I'm undecided tbh Sil. I am cheerful, but lots of things atm bringing me down. So I decided to annoy the universe, I shall be a beacon of happiness rather than give in. Just because I'm stubborn like that
Claire: So what? It's just one more fight. Boo-fucking-hoo. I won't sleep like this.
Liliana: *she weakly moves her arms around her*
(I do not wish to discuss it.)
Hey! Language! Sleep now Claire. You've had enough fighting for tonight.
Onwa: *rests against her*
(Well, thats better than depressed at least?)
Okie dokie then. I do hope things improve for you though :) Remember - POSITIVITY!!!
I must bid you all farewell now. Goodbye now my friends!
*poofs*
Claire: For fuck's sake... *she slams her head against the wall* Urgh...
Bethany: Calm down, Claire...
Liliana: I love you.
(Goodbye, Rhydian.)
Claire!
*moves to her side, pulling her gently away from the wall*
Don't..
Onwa: *smiles*
I love you too, queen Liliana
Claire: But I'm so damn fucking annoyed... All I want is to have another fucking fight, but nooooo...
Liliana: Mmm... We will spend eternity together.
Claire.. tomorrow. Stop paddying.
Onwa: *grins*
Forever.
Claire: Urgh...
Liliana: Mmm...
*rolls eyes*
Sleep. Paddy in your dreams. Beat me up in your dreams.
Onwa: *cuddles against her*
Claire: *she sighs* Fine. Get out.
Liliana: I really do love you.
*hugs her gently, kissing her forehead*
Love you Claire. Sleep well.
*walks to the door*
Onwa: I really do love you too
*hugs her gently, kissing her forehead*
Love you Claire. Sleep well.
*walks to the door*
Onwa: I really do love you too
(I must depart now! Farewell!)
Claire: *she hugs her back* I love you, too. Sorry for being a bitch.
Bethany: *she follows Silente*
Liliana: Mmm... More wine?
(Goodbye, Jaimie. *hugs her tightly*)
Hey.
Is this guy going to like... I don't know..... Where he's gonna be touring
Hey, G.
I'd expect UK, Ireland and Australia. Maybe more, but not less.
You aren't a bitch, you're just becoming a teenager.
*smiles, taking Beth's hand*
Onwa: you're going to end up drunk.
(Hello.)
Claire Yeah, no. I'm a bitch. Goodnight.
Bethany: *she squeezes Silente's hand, walking out of the bedroom*
Liliana: Mmm...
(Hungryyyyyy.)
*sighs*
Night Claire..
*walks with Beth, towards their bedroom*
Onwa: Or are you already there?
(Hello, Jaimie. *cuddles her tightly*)
Bethany: *she holds their bedroom door open for Silente*
Liliana: Not yet.
(*cuddles her tightly back*)
Thank you.
*smiles, walking in*
Onwa: Mmm.
Bethany: You're welcome. *she walks in, closing the door* *she sits on the bed* I think Claire is a little understandable? She was wanting to fight, which seems to be important to her, and you knocked her out... She wasn't happy when you had her by her feet, either...
Liliana: It takes a lot to get me drunk.
(Hiya.)
(Hello, Saoirse.)
Hi.
*hugs Seirsha and Jaimie gently*
How are you today?
*nods*
Yeah.. I'm sorry..I'll fight her tomorrow and..
*sighs*
Let her win.
Onwa: how much?
(Hello Soph.
Hi Kas. *hugs gently back* I'm good thanks, how are you?)
(Hi Saoirse, kas.)
I'm okay, Seirsha. :)
(Hi Jai.
That's good Kas?
Anyone for rp?)
It is good...
And I'm really not, Seirsha. I'm sorry. I just can't anymore. :/
(Okay. Don't worry. *hugs*)
Hello?
Bethany: No... That isn't what she wants... I think she'd prefer to see if she can beat you... And if she can't, I think she'd like to be taught how to?
Liliana: A barrel or two.
(Hello, Missy.)
(Hello Commander Sophia Keating)
(Hello Missy.)
(Hello Saoirse.
I have found this song, its quite appealing:
I'm miss autonomy, miss nowhere
I'm at the bottom of me
Miss androgyny, miss don't care
What I've done to me
I am misused, I don't wanna do
Be not your slave
Misguided, I mind it
I'm missin' the train
And I don't know where I've been
And I don't know what I'm into
And I don't know what I've done to me
And as I watch you disappear into the ground
My one mistake was that I never let you down
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything
I'm miss fortune, miss so soon
I'm like a bottle of pain
Miss matter, you had her
Now she's goin' away
I'm misused, miss-cunt-strued
I don't need to be saved
Miss slighted, I mind it
I'm stuck in the rain
And I don't know where I am
And I don't know what I'm into
And I don't know what I've done to me
And as I watch you disappear into the ground
My one mistake was that I couldn't let you down
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything
Miss everything
And as I watch you disappear into my head
Well, there's a man who's tellin' me I might be dead
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
So I'll waste my time and I'll burn my mind
On miss nothing, miss everything )
*hugs Seirsha*
Hello, Missy.
(Me: *is drying up*
Mum: *comes down*
Thanks hun.
Me: *nods*
~Not five minutes later~
Mum: Can you go any slower!!!
Well sorry! Maybe if you have a problem with it YOU SHOULD DO IT YOURSELF! ESPECIALLY considering that isn't even my chore!!!)
Hmm.. I dont know that I can teach her how
Onwa: Hmm..
*two barrels of wine appear*
(Hello Kas)
(There's the nicest word in that!)
(Missy, do you watch Doctor Who?)
(No, it scares me.)
@Seirsha thanks for pointing that out. :P
(Really? There's a character with your name in it. :P
Welcome Kas! :D)
(Is there? intriguing)
Gtg, bye! *hugs Missy, Seirsha and Jaimie*
(Yup.
Bye Kas!)
(*hugs Kas*)
(..)
(*cuddles Jaimie tightly*)
Bethany: At least try?
Liliana: If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk.
(*cuddles Soph tightly back*)
I can try, I guess.
Onwa: *grins* perhaps I am. Actually..
*one of the barrels vanishes*
The silver acts as a catalyst.
Bethany: Thanks... *she smiles* So, you liked the dress?
Liliana: Mmm... *she holds her glass out* May I have a drink?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8PFd1sXWRs
*grins*
Mmm.
*sits next to her, stroking Beth's thigh*
Onwa: *takes the glass spinning it gently*
*turns the tap on the barrel, already silver wine spilling out*
*fills the glass and turns the tap off*
Mmm.
*hands her the glass back*
Bethany: *she smiles, cuddling against her*
Liliana: How weak will I be if I drink the entire barrel? *she has a drink from the glass*
*cuddles her back, smiling*
Onwa: without allowing time to recover?
Bethany: ... Do you want to take it off?
Liliana: Indeed.
Mm.. *slips her hands under its hem*
Onwa: Hmm.. it may put you in a coma
Bethany: *she sighs happily, holding her close*
(Time skip, Jaimie?)
Liliana: Would you like me to be in a coma? Because I shall drink it all without a break if you would like it.
(Okay :)
Onwa: *shakes head*
No. Its much more fun to have you weak.
Bethany: *she curls up next to her, smiling*
Liliana: *she drinks more, smiling* Then tell me when to stop.
(I will be back soon.)
(Okay.. *cuddles*)
*smiles, playing with Beth's hair gently*
Mm.. sleep time now.
*kisses her gently*
Holiday tomorrow.
Onwa: two or three glasses should paralyze you.
(OKDHHSWUQIQKNSBSUW O_O)
(I am back. *cuddles her back*)
Bethany: *she kisses her back* Yes... Of course... I'm not especially in the mood for sleeping, though?
Liliana: And you may make me drink more than that. *she grins*
(*grins, jumping up and down, squealing*)
*smiles, nuzzling her neck*
Mmm.
Onwa: *grins back*
Perhaps.
(Hello again, Jaimie. What is so good? *cuddles her tightly*)
Bethany: Could we... again?
Liliana: *she has another drink* Mmm... Fingers and toes going numb...
(Book! This book is BRILLIANT! I mean, it was good but them SMASH NINJA PLOT TWIST it's brilliant!!! *grins, cuddling tightly back*)
Of course.
*kisses her passionately*
Onwa: should I hold your glass for you?
Hi.
*hugs Jaimie*
(I see. *hugs her tightly* I am glad you are enjoying it.)
Bethany: *she kisses her passionately back, holding her close*
(Time skip, Jaimie?)
Liliana: Yes, please.
(*hugs Kas back* hi.
*hugs Soph tightly back, smiling* so am I)
(Yep.)
Onwa: *takes her glass, holding it to her lips for her*
Bethany: *she rests her head on her chest, snuggling against her*
Liliana: *she has another drink* Mmm...
Midgardians.
(Back.)
(Hello Loki. Hello, Saoirse.)
(Hello Soph. How are you?)
(NOO! LUNA! WHY?! THAT'S BAD!!! NOOOO!!! *laughs and cries*)
*smiles, holding her close*
Onwa: *smiles*
Numb?
(I am depressed, yourself?)
(Fine thanks.)
@Jai: I TOLD YOU YOU JUST NEEDED TO FIND TBE RIGHT BOOKS. :)
Hey, Zaffy and Seirsha! *huggles them both*
*tacklehugs Stararar* Hi!
(*giggles* Hey Kas, how are you...?)
Hey, Seirsha! :) I'm okay. How are you?
Bethany: *she presses against her*
Liliana: Mmm... A little. *she has another drink*
(Good... You seem a little... Hyper...)
I am happy, I guess. And I've had two coffees.
How are you? How is everyone today?
(Hello, Star.)
(*laughs and cuddles the book* I love books! I SWEAR I'm addicted to them..)
*keeps her close, starting to drift off slightly*
Onwa: Mm.
*tilts the glass up so more goes into liliana's mouth*
(Yay for being happy! :D)
Bethany: *she looks at her before closing her eyes, wrapping her arms around her*
Liliana: *she swallows* Alright. Arms... Tingling a little. Feeling rather drowsy.
*huggles Jaimie and Seirsha* Books! :)
How are you, Seirsha?
(*huggles* I'm GREAT Kas!)
Yay! *huggles*
(*huggles* Yay!)
*smiles quietly, holding her close and falling asleep*
Onwa: *smiles*
Good..
Bethany: *she curls up a little tighter, falling asleep also*
Liliana: Mmm... *she has another drink*
(*nods at Luna* I TOLD you so.)
(Time Skip?)
Onwa: *grins, watching her*
Glad you're enjoying it. :) :)
(Indeed, Jaimie.)
Liliana: *she finishes the glass after having another drink*
(Hello again, Star.)
(Not really here. Just drifting through. :/ Sorry.)
(I will be back soon.)
(Mmm. See you THINK you're right there but you aren't really..)
*holds her close, still asleep but only barely*
*hisses quietly, twitching, growling a little*
Onwa: *refills the glass, smiling*
(I am back.)
Bethany: *she jumps awake* Silente, are you alright?
Liliana: *she drinks from the glass again* Mmm... This will be fun...
(*grins and curls up in a happy little ball*
*frowns at the time*
Oh.. Soph is probably asleep now..
*frowns more*)
*whimpers and growls more*
Onwa: *grins* very
(Not yet, Jaimie.)
Bethany: *she nudges Silente* Are you okay?
Liliana: *she has another drink*
(*hugs tightly*)
*jerks awake with a terrified scream, panting*
*blinks*
Onwa: *kisses her gently*
(*hugs her tightly back*)
Bethany: Are you alright?
Liliana: *she kisses her weakly back*
*slowly gets her breathing under control*
Yeah.. y-yeah fine..sorry..
Onwa: *smiles*
Hmm..
Bethany: Bad dream?
Liliana: Hmm?
*nods, holding her tightly*
Onwa: wondering whether to cut you off.
Hey...
Evanescence :/
MISSY
I LOVE THAT SONG
TPR IS ONE OF MY FAVE BANDS
(Apologies, it seems I fell asleep.)
Bethany: *she holds her close* ... What about?
Liliana: What do you mean?
(Its fine, I've done that way too many times..)
*cuddles against her, shaking slightly*
Changed..
Onwa: I mean, after this drink I'm letting you adjust.
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