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ze grammar was just brilliant thats why they don't exist anymore :P *waves*
(Ahh okay
*smiles*
Makes sense.)
(it dm now because I realised I know the answer to my stupid question)
(Okay. Soz, gtg.)
Hi.
If you hear hysteric screams of rage from America about 10-12 tomorrow over in England...
They cancelled the show and I'm in shock.
If nothing, then Zaffy is happy.
-Zaf
(@Zaffy okay?
Well.
I did French.
I guess it wasn't so bad?
I'll guess at a B..?
Maybe an A?
If I'm lucky..)
(Hello.)
Claire: Yeah, but apart from that? *she fastens her purple and black cape around her neck*
Liliana: That did actually shock me.
(*cuddles Soph tightly*)
Apart from that I'd advise helmet for safety..
Onwa: Forgive me..
(*cuddles Jaimie tightly back* Hello, Jaimie.)
Claire: Yeah but I like the mask...
Liliana: It was not all bad. *she kisses Onwa passionately*
(Hey Soph *smiles*)
And I like you alive. Want me to come with..?
Onwa: *kisses her passionately back, smiling*
Mm.. ruthless and dangerous.. I quite like the way you were portrayed in that first extract..
(*she smiles, also, hugging her*)
Claire: I'll be fine. But you can watch if you'd like? *she gives her a mobile, the screen showing a CCTV camera* *it is the lobby of a building with armed guards on the front desk* I hacked into their security.
Liliana: You do?
(*hugs her back*)
*rolls eyes*
Well done.
Onwa: *grins*
Indeed.
Claire: Thanks. *she presses the back button, showing a choice of lots of different CCTV cameras* So you can watch exactly what I do. I don't think I'll take my helmet.
Liliana: Why?
Mmm. Okay. But if you're hurt I'm bringing the cavalry.
Onwa: *shrugs*
Because it makes you sound powerful, relentless and, well, a bit sadistic. And utterly sexy.
Claire: I'm not going to get hurt. You didn't see the way they screwed a suppressor on to their fucking rifles. I'm not sure if they know how to shoot or not.
Liliana: I do not have to kill to be sexy, Onwa.
*laughs*
Okay, okay. Either way..
Onwa: I know.
*pulls her close*
Claire: They literally had their rifles between their knees. And plus, my first target is going to be... *she changes the view of the phone to the CCTV camera again* That light. Because then they can't see. But I have night vision goggles.
Liliana: I... Have changed, Onwa.
@Jai: Yaaaaay! :)
I told C about your drinking-water-to-expand-your-brain thing and she said "That's such a good idea!" and "Did it work?" and I said "I don't know if it worked, I'll have to ask her" but I guess it did. :)
(xD that was just a random thing..)
But then I can't see either..
Onwa: I know..
@Jai: I know. But it was still cool. :P
Claire: There will be a few gun flashes. But do you really want to see them getting shot?
Liliana: Do you mind?
(Thanks :)
I want to make sure YOU aren't getting shot.
Onwa: *pauses to think*
Hmm..
Claire: I'm not going to get shot. Plus, it has sound. Turn the volume up and you'll be able to hear what happens.
Liliana: I am sorry.
Mm.. Claire, seriously.. dont get hurt..
Onwa: *kisses her gently*
You're still Liliana, if a different one from the one I originally fell for.
Hi.
How are you today, Jaimie, Sophia and Star?
I'm good, thanks. :) I'm doing art homework, which basically feels like free time except it actually needs doing so it doesn't feel like a waste of time. :P
How're you? :)
And I still have two undedicated pages, and I'm just writing this comment to remind myself.
(@Kas I'm not so bad. You?)
I'm sitting here being detailedly focused on one task (or trying to be) whilst failing at small talk and I still can't get over how true that article Kas posted yesterday was in relation to me until I scrolled down too far. :P
I'm okay... looking for jobs.
Claire: I'm not going to, mum.
Liliana: I... Will try and get back to my normal self.
*smiles slightly*
Good. Come on, let's see how Beth's doing with the food.
Onwa: If that is how you wish it to be.
that isn't really how i imagined valkerie/stephanie/darquesse
Hello?
Anyone lurking or what?
(Huuuuuuungryyyyyyyyyy. *eats Sil-who-isn't-me-Sil*
FOOD!!!)
(noooo! *Is now inside Jai*
You don't eat me! )
You can't eat Sil!!!!!!!
*shouts from inside Jai*
THANK YOU STAR!!! (no idea why that's all capped?)
(Uck.. that food was burnt..
*allows other-Sil to escape*)
Has anyone heard from Danni? I haven't heard from her in three weeks...
I'm worried.
(@Kas due to her refusal to talk to anyone she deems as unworthy, no I haven't.)
*escapes*
Thank you *bows*
Sorry Kas, I don't email her :/ )
(You're welcome. Rp?)
So I don't think this is too shabby for an amateur...
(sure you start Vampy?)
(( *hugs Tia*
I think she was online a few days ago, hang on...
Here
Look for 'Ghost'? ^^ ))
Claire: Yep.
Bethany: *she is cooking vegetables in a pan with a tomato sauce, and is also cooking the pasta sheets*
Liliana: I just want you to be happy.
*walks back to the kitchen, smiling at Beth*
Back.
Onwa: *kisses the tip of her nose*
Mm. Show me your wings?
()
*jumps out behind Other-Sil*
Boo.
*jumps and aims an elbow for Sil's nose*
Ah!
()
*catches her elbow, laughing*
Careful.
*let's her go*
You'll break something.
Oh. *hugs Taia*
Bethany: Is everything alright? *she looks at Claire in her costume* Oh, right...
Claire: *she shrugs* This is who I am.
Liliana: *her hands glow black and her wings appear, covered in grey feathers*
Preferably your nose... *turns around*
Vampy
*hugs her gently round the waist*
*mumbles quietly*
I tried to talk her out of it.. she didn't listen..
Onwa: Hmm.
*strokes they gently*
()
*rolls eyes*
You wish. Been a while.
Yes it has *nods*
I'm still after your butt
Just not today...
I'm on my day off *gently punches Sil's arm*
"I'm still after your butt"
Context?
(Silvenia, is a vampire hunter,
Kas )
Oh thank you all for the moral support, good to see this place hasn't become as cold as I was when I left it.
()
*rolls eyes*
Oh good. I'll make sure to only see you on Thursdays then.
*leans back against a tree*
And seriously? Stop with the vampire hunting. It's childish.
(Hi Blake!)
Oh, hello, Blake.
Yeah okay... Sarcasm don't work
bub
And yes, I'm considering it
Its about time I found a man, settled down with them
Raise a family
Seems like a good idea...
()
Mhmm. I'm sure it won't take you long to find another man.
Hilarious.
Perhaps Zaf has had a point all along.
(Hi grumpy! / Blake )
*nods*
You still owe me for the murder of my last bloke... *glares*
(What?)
()
That was an accident..
Sure... But okay *nods*
*smirks* where's your buddy?
Bethany: *she hugs her tightly* Okay...
Claire: It won't take long, I promise. And I'll eat first.
Liliana: I love you, Onwa.
(The kitten followed me...
It can now climb MY stairs..)
()
Buddy?
*hugs her tightly back*
Mm.
Onwa: I love you too Liliana.
* Trip strolls past, grumbling under his breath as he attempts to whittle a piece of wood* Oh yes, settle down. Won't that be fun. No more mortal peril, no more enemies, just tea parties and suburban politics.
Jasseica's getting fat, isn't she?
But yes, stop with the silly vampire hunting, it's kind of ridiculous.
(awwwww that's cute (the kitten climbing the stairs ) )
You know, the guy who seems to lurk around with you alot... Shadow guy?
(I will be back soon.)
Hey, Trip.
(Yeah.
Also scary.
Hi trip)
()
Shadow guy?
(See ya, Soph. Heya Kas. How's stuff?)
Stuff is... okay.
How are you?
:/ gtg cook bye!
(Hey Sil. How're you?)
(As good as always, thanks. See you soon.)
(Hows it going trip?)
(why is it scary? )
Don't worry...
You should know who I mean but yeah... Don't worry...
(Sorry, got distracted reading Sophs blog.)
(They can access my room..)
()
*rolls eyes*
Wacko.
(Very well, thank you. How are you?)
*whittles, grumbling in frustration, most intrigued*
(its okay and that's not scary...
Its sneaky )
Oi!
How am a wacko?
You know who I mean?
(Still scary..)
()
You're seeing people honey.
*glances at trip*
(I'm good thank you my friend *nods*
And I'm pleased that you are very well )
Nope, I know what I saw *nods*
*looks at Trip*
Excuse me
Do you know shadow guy?
You know necromancer?
(well we have different meanings on the word scary, Jai...
C'est la vie )
()
*rolls eyes*
(I am back.)
Claire: But you can watch what I do if you want? I gave Silente a phone with CCTV.
Bethany: CCTV?
Claire: Close Circuit Television? Cameras.
Liliana: Hmm... Would you like to have a slapping war? See who can slap the hardest?
It's so you can watch places, for security..
Onwa: *smirks*
Mm. We both know I'll win.
*scrambles away, away from everyone, into his own distant corner*
*conjures M to keep him cold*
*growls*
I'm serious!
I will find him if I have too!
Just to prove my point
(what's wrong Kas?)
Bethany: Oh, okay... What pattern does lasagne go in?
Claire: I don't know.
Liliana: Do not be so sure. *she smiles* You have the first slap.
*looks up from his whittling* You say so etching? Sorry, I was distracted.
(Kas..?)
Pattern?
Onwa: Mmm.
*kisses her cheek gently*
()
*laughs*
Good luck!
So you do know who I mean *grins*
I was right!
*looks at Trip*
Its okay now, I know who I'm looking for...
Hear hear...
()
No, I'm saying good luck finding the none existence man.
Cool, need any help?
He does exist, I swear he does!
And yes Sir that would be appreciated
Do either of you know any necromancers?
Bethany: Vegetables, pasta, sauce or...?
Liliana: *she smiles*
(food!
Bbs?)
Veg, pasta, sauce, veg, pasta, sauce.
Onwa: *slaps her reasonably gently*
()
*rolls eyes*
Sureeee..
(UGH! I SWEAR! I can't even treat myself for doing well in French by watching a film, (having asked for the computer FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT) without my brother coming up to tell me he's having it back when I'm done!!!)
For a current blog post, it's kind of quiet here.
(Hi Matex..)
Bethany: Right. Should I call my mother now? I think it is almost ready... I just have to layer it.
Liliana: *she arches her eyebrow* Really? Is that it?
Hello, Matex. It is.
*looks at Jaimie*
Okay.
*smiles*
Onwa: *laughs*
Is it not better to start gentle?
Ah, I don't mind an easy atmosphere. I'm not as young as I used to be, I can't always keep up these days.
*slightly nods at Trip*
Bethany: *she closes her eyes briefly*
Phaestra: *she appears in a flash of light, wearing yet another stunning dress - this one green, with white swirls* Hello.
Liliana; Mmm... Good point. *she slaps Onwa, a little harder than she slapped her, but still relatively gently*
Mmm. Pretty dress..
*smiles*
As per usual.
Onwa: *smirks*
*slaps her quite hard in return*
Ummm . . . I can be here and talk if you want. I've kind of finished my art now. :)
(well, finished the bit I was doing. I never finish art; it's neverending. :o
. . . Okay, I finish it on the twenty-ninths of April. Which is dead scary. But still. O_O
Hey, Star! Not much to go then :)
*conjures headphones for them both*
@Kas: No, there isn't. :P
Hi. :) :)
Phaestra: Thank you. *she looks at Claire* What, exactly, are you wearing?
Claire: My costume? Well, no. Claire Lamina is the costume. This is kind of me. Just who I am, normally.
Bethany: Hello, mother. *she starts to layer the lasagne*
Liliana: Mmm... So much better. *she slaps Onwa about similar strength*
(Can't stay. :()
Claire Lamina isn't a costume..
Onwa: *grins, laughing*
Hmm..
*teleports and slaps her behind hard*
Hey, Seirsha.
Claire: Well... it kind of is?
Liliana: *she closes her eyes, smiling* Mmm... I meant a slap on the face.
*hugs Claire gently*
No..
Onwa: *chuckles* you never specified.
Claire: *she hugs her back* This isn't like... invalidating this family. That isn't what I meant. But Claire and me are different people, in the sense that I like to keep them separate? But if I could dress like this all the time, I would. This is comfortable.
Phaestra: It does not look particularly comfortable.
Liliana: Slapping on the face, for now. Other places will come later.
(I will be back soon.)
She means its comfortable for her. She feels safe in them..
Onwa: *grins*
As you wish.
*walks back round, slapping her across the face, hard*
*moves outside, sitting on the ground against a brick building, freezing*
(*hugs kas gently, landing him body warmth*
Shh..
*gently brings him back inside, to the warm*)
*looks at Jai*
*doesn't otherwise react*
(S'okay kas.. Shhh...
*frowns*
Hmm.. shushing when you're being Silente is kind-
**silent. Not Silente.)
*M approaches and touches his hand, causing him to shudder, but he does not stop the cold hand from resting there*
(*frowns at M*
Shoo.)
(I am back.)
Claire: I feel safe in here, too. But... This is going to sound really odd. *she sighs* I... Can't really explain it? Like this, as I am, matters more. And I don't feel a need to be nice. There are two things that I have. One is an obsession with revenge, and the other is a need to stop bad things from happening... I can't just... sit and watch it. That's not how I'm programmed. I see something bad happening, and I stop it. That's who I am.
Liliana: Mmm... *she sighs happily, before slapping Onwa at a similar strength, perhaps a little harder*
(Aww.. I just.. can't help but like Hans in his first appearance. That adorable little smile just.. awww... why'd he have to be so bad?)
*nods*
Onwa: *yelps and laughs*
Hmm.. how hard do you intend to get? I'd rather not earn a broken neck..
(From then on he's just.. not cute. He's less convincing..
Anna stays adorable though.
And Elsa is still nice.)
*M looks at Jaimie, then takes K's hand with both her hands, turning it colder*
(Welcome back, Sophia.)
(*gently pushes M away* Nuh)
(I agree about Anna. Elsa, I am not especially fussed about, for whatever reason.)
Phaestra: Revenge does not benefit anyone.
Claire: Yeah... I know... It's an unhealthy obsession. But I think everyone should get what they deserve... Whether it be good or bad.
Liliana: I do not want to break your neck. Perhaps a little harder, and stay at that hardness for a while? I am quite enjoying this.
("I said ENOUGH!" *makes ice wall* ...aww crud.)
(*shrugs* maybe it's the excess liner, mascara and shadow? Or the general attitude? Anna is more loveable because.. well, Anna.)
*kisses Claire's forehead*
Mm. You're like Karma..
Onwa: Okay.
*slaps her very hard*
*M's hand does not let go of Kas*
(Or it could be her neck. *nods* Elsa has a rather long and scary neck..)
(*glares at M*)
(I do not know what it is.)
Claire: I know I don't have like a superhero name, but that's definitely not going to be it. *she smiles*
Liliana: Mmm... *she sighs happily again, slapping her just as hard*
*his hand goes white*
(*nods*)
*rolls eyes*
Well, people say karmas a B*tch. You could be b*tch.
Onwa: *smirks, rubbing her cheek gently*
Claire: I am not calling myself a bitch.
Bethany: That's not a very nice word... *she finishes layering the lasagne* The food is ready.
Claire: I want something more... dramatic? Fitting?
Liliana: Again?
*sits at the table, smiling*
Thanks Beth.
Hang on, when I called you a superhero you got annoyed at me!
Onwa: *slaps her very hard again*
(MARSHMALLOW MAH BAE!!!)
(:DDDDDD)
(*eats all marshmallows*)
(D: )
( D': )
(*maybe not all marshmallows*)
*his hand finally freezes up*
*he doesn't even notice, staring off into nothing*
Phaestra: *she sits down at the table, also*
Claire: Vigilante. Whatever. It doesn't matter. But you were just mocking me. That's why I didn't like it. *she sits down at the table*
Liliana: *she grins* Mmm... Now see how fast you can slap that hard?
(*tackles M and drags him away*)
*grins*
Mmm.. funny though.
Onwa: how fast..?
Claire: Not when you're me... Then it just hurts...
Bethany: *she walks over with the lasagne and some plates* *she places the plates down in front of her, as she puts some lasagne on* *she distributes them across the table*
Liliana: Just keep slapping me until I tell you to stop?
Right yeah.. Sorry.
*smiles*
Thanks Beth.
Onwa: Hmm. Of course.
*starts slapping her, continuously, very hard*
*M does not let go of Kas, and they both go sprawling*
Claire: It's fine... Just remember that I do this? And it isn't like entirely risk free... And it shouldn't be made fun of? It's serious.
*she smiles* Thanks, mum.
Phaestra: *she nods at Bethany* Thank you, Bethany.
What is it that you do, exactly, Claire?
Claire: I... Find people who ruin people's lives, and give them what they deserve.
Liliana: *she grins* Mmm...
(*sighs*
*grumbles angril-SCREW YOU HANS!!!-y*
*gets M in a sleeper hold*)
Yeah, I know.
*starts eating*
Onwa: *grins, continuing to slap*
("With a heavy heart I charge queen Elsa of arendale with treason, and sentence her to death"
Heavy heart my a***)
Phaestra: What they deserve?
Claire: Sure. I injure, I kill, maybe... It all depends. Because sometimes, killing someone is better than leaving them alive?
Phaestra: That is an odd way of looking at things.
Liliana: Hmm... You can stop for a moment. *she rubs her cheek gently*
(I will be back soon.)
*M slowly withdraws one of her hands from Kas, and lashes out at Jaimie*
*raises an eyebrow*
Onwa: *stops, smiling*
(*dunks, staying behind M, tightening the strangle* sleep!)
(Huh.. if Sven hadn't fallen into the water then Elsa would've lost her head.. and Anna might've still.. Yeah.)
*M's hand quickly lets go of Kas, directed at Jaimie's gut*
*the hold weakens and M turns to Jaimie, tackling her to the ground*
Don't.
(I am back.
Tia, if this M - whatever it is - is going to attempt to lash out at Jaimie, please do not have it here.)
Claire: I meant better for everyone else, just to make that clear.
Liliana: Hmm... You said you liked me being sadistic?
(*growls, rolling to pin M*
Back off.)
I know..
Onwa: I do indeed.
*grins*
(*sulks*)
(Hi Saoirse?)
(Yeah, hi because I'm not sleeping.)
(Hello, Saoirse.)
Phaestra: I cannot say I approve. Especially with a child.
Liliana: Want to go a few rounds?
(Oh.. you should sleep)
(Owww my ear popped when I sneezed..)
Yeah.. we've talked to her about it but..
*shrugs*
Onwa: *grins*
Always.
(Lash out?)
*kicks away from her, rolling to her feet*
(I won't sleep.)
(Hey, Seirsha.)
(*sulks*)
(Hey Kas.)
(*stands and does a titoshi throw, keeping hold of M's wrist, twisting her arm with a foot on her back*
Leave Kas alone..)
(Jaimie, please stop fighting with it?)
Phaestra: *she starts to eat* Where did you develop this thinking?
Claire: Probably my mum and dad?
Liliana: *she kisses her passionately*
(Time skip, Jaimie?)
(*cuddles Soph gently* I'm not letting him rp being frozen to death.)
*eats, listening*
Onwa: *kisses her passionately back*
(Yeah time skip)
(@Sophia Why are you trying to end this rp?)
(What's up, Seirsha?)
*glares at Jaimie*
(*glares back*
*twists the arm more*
Leave him alone.)
(I'm annoying my mum by not sleeping.)
(*cuddles Jaimie back* Anna froze in Frozen, and that was only rate as a PG. Given the ages of people here, it would be acceptable for him to do so.
Tia - Because Jaimie is not a fighter, and should not be fighting. By all means, use one of her characters, but not her.)
Bethany: *she listens, also, eating*
Claire: I was trained as an assassin then my parents were murdered, so...
(Tell her you'll fall asleep eventually, Seirsha-cub.)
*rolls her eyes at Jai*
I don't think so.
(No I won't, I'm going to stay up all night because I'ma rebel.)
(Wait, Seirsha what? *giggles*)
(Nothing :P)
(Soph,
I'm not trying to start an argument or anything like that
Just I seem to have found a solid flaw in your logic
With what you said
Surely its up to Jai what she does
So if she wants to Rp with Kas as herself then that's her choice to make not yours?
Its just a point, nothing more
Nothing malicious or mean or nasty or anything bad,
Its just something I've noticed that's all )
(anyone is welcome to argue back
Its fine by me :P )
(Okay. *hugs* *yawns* Dammit.)
And yet asking costs her nothing.
I'm off to sleep. Good night!
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