Tuesday, January 27, 2015

First Draft Done!

I... I think I've just sent in the first draft of the new book...

It's rough around the edges, with some bits missing, some chapters blank... I don't mind this at all, because when my agent and me editor look at a first draft like this, they're focussing on the big picture, things like;

Does the story make sense?

Does the story work?

Are the characters consistent?

Is it as tense as it needs to be?

Does it have enough pace?

Is the book any GOOD?

These are all things I don't know, because when your head is down and you're working away, you can't look up and step back far enough to see how everything slots together. I hope they don't have any major issues with it. I hope they like it. I hope they think it's GOOD.

As I explained in a previous post, I scrapped most of what I'd written for this book at the end of December and started again. In the last month, I've had to average about twice my usual daily word amount to reach the deadline. It has been as HELLISH as it has been rewarding. I've barely been able to take any breaks, not even for twitter. The work isn't over, of course it's not, there's still a lot to do — and if my editor or agent find any major flaws in the book, that work will double.

But I managed it. I got the first draft done by writing twice as much per day as usual, and the only way I could do that was by having ridiculous amounts of fun. I wish I could tell you about it — I wish I could tell you the title that spun it off in this brand new direction — but all these things are yet to come.

Right now, though, we are gearing up to release the Armageddon Outta Here paperback in two days. As usual, I found myself in a Catch-22 position. I had a paperback coming out of a book most of you already bought in hardback (or trade paperback — the hardback-sized paperbacks), and I know a lot of you would want every edition available — because you're uber-geeks, just like me. So I wanted to give you an extra story or two (or three, as it turned out) to make it worthwhile. Of course, by including new stories, it kinda also makes people who were NOT intending to buy the paperback want to buy it, cuz they want the new stuff.

I don't like making my readers buy multiple copies of my books. If you want to, hey, go right ahead, I won't stop you, but I've never wanted anyone to feel left out if they don't buy every edition. There are some things, unfortunately, that I can't win no matter what I do. So apologies, for those who feel like they ARE missing out. That was not my intention.

But what ARE these new stories? Well, for those Billy-Ray fans out there, two of these stories are about him. They were sequences that just wouldn't fit in the last few books. Death and Texas throws our favourite hit man deluxe into a Texas Chainsaw Massacre situation, with a notable twist. Eye of the Beholder, meanwhile, explores some of his history — including how and why he lost his eyes.

And then there's Theatre of Shadows. The original version of this was written in an afternoon, behind the scenes at the roleplaying event in Dublin last year. It was at this time that I learned one very important lesson about writing — don't try to write and publish a story in the same day.

The original was flawed. This new version is radically different, and it takes the original's place in canon. So that story that was sent to everyone who took part is now a one-off, never to be reprinted.

There are some other, minor changes to one or two other stories in the collection. For instance, I noticed a mistake too late in Across a Dark Plain, which made a mess of where the story sits in continuity. This mistake is now fixed, as will be a corresponding mistake in one of the books. Remember when the Dead Men were talking about the war, and Shudder's birthday? There was a pretty significant typo that I hadn't spotted, which basically set that story a hundred years after I had meant it to take place. All that is now changed, and once again the stories make sense.

I think.

The paperback is out on Thursday, and right now I'm going to go shopping. The cupboards are bare. I won't be able to poke my head up for too long, though — I got work to do.

Good thing I love it.




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Lavender Hope said...

*creeps up on the zombie with a spatula in hand*

*whacks it in the back of the head*
Hey! No eating my stuff!

Jophiel said...

(Great... Zombies... Hi :) )

*Frowns and pokes J's cheek*

Big meanie!

Caelan said...

*screams, up against the wall and staring at the zombie*

Lavender Hope said...

*looks at Clyde*
Excuse me? Your kitchen? I believe this is mine.

Ravina Floresta said...

*turns around, more annoyed by the spatula*
BANANAS!
*pauses, looking confused*
Bananas?

Mel Byrd said...

John, do be careful. That fellow there seems hardly human.

*brandishes teacup*

Lavender Hope said...

*sees a bunch of bananas on the counter*
*throws it at the zombie*
Here's your bananas, brain eater!

Caelan said...

How are you people so calm?! There's a fricking zombie in the house, oh my god!

Lavender Hope said...

Don't worry, Mr. Findlay. I know what I'm doin'.

Ravina Floresta said...

*looks at the bananas*
Uh... these are not bananas.
*points to his head*
In there! THAT IS BAHAMAS!
...
No wait THAT IS BANANAS!

Mel Byrd said...

Wait, what? Don't you live next door?

*Looks around*

Oh. Oh dear. Terribly sorry about that. I need to clean my glasses.

*Cleans glasses with tea*

*Can't see any better*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*runs in with half-finished Chemistry homework and a textbook*
I SENSED BANANAS IN DANGER!

Ravina Floresta said...

*charges at Mr. Clyde, aiming to bite his head*

Caelan said...

*grabs the lamp next to her and raises it threateningly*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*sees the zombie*

What the hell is THAT?!

Caelan said...

A zombie!!

Mel Byrd said...

Oh.

Oh dear. It is a zombie! How very frightening!

*throws teacup at zombie*

*hides behind newspaper*

Lavender Hope said...

*uses his spatula to smack Zerald, drawing his attention away from Clyde*

Mel Byrd said...

Stella! Does that chemistry textbook of yours tell you how to concoct a zombie-repelling formula?!

Mel Byrd said...

Stella! Does that chemistry textbook of yours tell you how to concoct a zombie-repelling formula?!

John said...

(Why am I beating up a zombie with a spatula? ._.)

(*Laughs and cuddles her tightly*

Yup, and I'm proud of it too.)

Ravina Floresta said...

*screams a high pitched scream*
NO! NOT MY HAIR! DO NOT TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!
*he doesn't seem to realize his hair is now non existent*

Lavender Hope said...

*freezes*
It... Speaks?!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I have no idea! I barely understand half of what's in here anyway!
*holds it up like a shield*

Caelan said...

*winces*
*starts feeling sympathy for Zerald*
Guys, let's leave his hair alone...

Jophiel said...


(I don't even know what's going on...)

*playfully resists the cuddle and tries to struggle free*

THE MEANIE'S GOT ME!!! Help!!

Mel Byrd said...

Mr., uh, Mr. Zombie, perhaps we could recommend you a hairdresser if you were to--to--to refrain from devouring or otherwise consuming our--our brains.

Lavender Hope said...

*brandishes the spatula like a sword over his head*
Get it out of the house!

*runs at the zombie*

Mel Byrd said...

That's what happens when you don't study, young lady. When I was your age, I was working hard and running my own newspaper business!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I just came to save the bananas! I don't know the first thing about zombies!

Ravina Floresta said...

*tilts head in confusion*
Brains? What be that?

And of course I can speak! Don't be a bunny!!
*the way he says bunny, you'd think it was the worse insult*

Caelan said...

*would volunteer to be hairdresser*
*but is too scared to go near the zombie*
*remains silent*

Mel Byrd said...

You mean...You mean you're not going to eat our brains? Isn't that what zombies do?

Caelan said...

I think he thinks bananas are brains. And that we're bunnies.

Lavender Hope said...

*stops charging and looks at Zerald in confusion*
Ookay? This zombie needs his head examined. Or something?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*looks at text book*

*looks at the zombie*

*looks back at the text book*

*Shrugs*

*raises the textbook above my head preparing to charge the zombie*

*Falls backwards from the weight of the text book*

Jophiel said...

(Mr. Findlay's profile picture looks like my Pop...)

Ravina Floresta said...

*grabs John's head, savagely biting into his head*
BANANAS!

Caelan said...

See, see, see?! Bananas equals brains!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NO! *picks up the text book again and chucks it at the zombie with as much force as possible*

Lavender Hope said...

AAAAARGHHHH....

Lavender Hope said...

*moans*
I smell bananassssss...

Caelan said...

JOHN!!

Mel Byrd said...

John!

*Shakes fist at zombie*

He's a perfectly nice young man, you know. He mowed my lawn for two whole months while I was recovering from surgery!

Ravina Floresta said...

*Zerald isn't very strong and he gets knocked down by the book*
Bananas...?

Mel Byrd said...

Or...he was a perfectly nice young man.

Lavender Hope said...

*starts making his way to Annabelle*
You got bananas?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh no
oh nonononono
Now there are two

*looks at clyde*
WHAT DO WE DO?

SAVE THE BANANAS! *grabs the bunch on the floor*
It's OK... You're safe now

Caelan said...

John...
*looks at him, horrified*
And he was so cute too...

John said...

(*Keeps laughing and holds her tightly*

Nobody can help you now!)

Mel Byrd said...

(I'm going to take that as a compliment, Ms. Rose. Thank you. Thank you very much. Now, fleeing is advisable.)

Lavender Hope said...

*changes course once he hears Stella*
I want bananassss...

Caelan said...

Heh... no, no, no, nonononono, I--I... don't have... bananas...
*grips lamp tighter*

Ravina Floresta said...

*the zombie slowly stands up*
*he attempts to glare at Stella*
That no nice. I didn't do anything to you!
*walks towards her slowly*
BANANAS...!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*grabs the text book off the floor*
*flips through it*
C'mon there's gotta be something in here....

Caelan said...

*heaves the lamp at Zombified John*
*misses by several feet*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*looks to see Zerald*

*eyes widen*
*holds book up threateningly*

Jophiel said...

*Thrashes as tries to break free of J's hold*

*Sees the scuffle with the zombie and screams*

*Hides under J*

Help...

Lavender Hope said...

*stops going towards Stella*
*looks at the lamp several feet away*
*looks back to Annabelle*
Why you throw lamp?

*starts walking back towards Annabelle*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*sees Zombie-John too*

Aw crap...

*whacks John with the book and makes a break for it*

Jophiel said...

(I would flee, Mr. Findlay, but J is a meanie. And it's nice to meet you! :) )

Ravina Floresta said...

*spots John*
Zombie fried egg! :D
*waves*
Hi! Where'd you come from?
*is momentarily distracted from Stella*

Mel Byrd said...

*Throws newspaper at John*

*Newspaper flutters to the floor, landing on Mr. Findlay's foot*

*Newspapers are not particularly aerodynamic beings*

John, please reconsider your present course of action. You have a wonderful life ahead of you as a human. You're an intelligent young lad. As a zombie, however, I...I'm afraid I must obliterate you.

*He opens the refrigerator and reaches for...a jar of mayonnaise*

Caelan said...

Um...
*gulps*
Because... the lamp was... being a bad lamp.
*nods*
*backs away slowly*

Lavender Hope said...

Fried egg!
*waves at Zerald*
I came from you, 'member?

*gets hit with the book*
*groans*

Ravina Floresta said...

*looks confused*
I'm your mummy? But I'm a zombie..

Lavender Hope said...

*also looks confused*
Then... How did I get here?

Mel Byrd said...

*Looks around*

You ladies run, I'll take care of the zombies. I'm an old man and my time is almost up, anyway.

*Picks up a spoon*

*Circles the zombies, using the spoon to flick mayonnaise at them*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*dives under the table and looks through the, now blood-stained, book*

Zombie repeller... Zombie repeller....

*gasp*
I FOUND IT!
*reads aloud*

'Potassium Nitrite is lethal to the undead, causing severe inflammation of the skin cells and boiling of the intestines'

.... Potassium


... oh no

Lavender Hope said...

*groans again*
*starts walking back to the fridge*
Want... Bananas...

Ravina Floresta said...

Uh... Idk dude. But I am not a mummy. *holds up his arm*
I'm not wrapped up.

*turns to Mr.Clyde*
How did Fried Egg get here?

Lavender Hope said...

*gets mayonnaise on him*
Argh...

BANANAS!

Jonathan Icarus said...

*waltzes in*

Ravina Floresta said...

*looks around for his next victim, his eyes resting on Annabelle*
BANANAS...!!

Mel Byrd said...

Eh, what's that? A fried egg? It probably came from the frying pan, and before that, the refrigerator, and before that, a chicken.

Caelan said...

No, Mr. Clyde, we can't leave you!

Caelan said...

NOT BANANAS! NO BANANAS HERE, NOPE!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*refuses to sacrifice the bananas for their potassium and just sticks with trying to kill the zombies the hard way*

*Crawls out from under the table*
DIIIEEEEEEEEEE *prepares to swing the text book around*
*ends up falling again*

Ravina Floresta said...

Ooh! Ya here that Fried Egg? You come from a .... Frying pan :0

Lavender Hope said...

*looks at newcomer Zombie*
Who's you?

Mel Byrd said...

*Flicks mayonnaise at Zerald*

Leave her alone!

*Gasps as the mysterious tangoing zombie waltzes in*

There are too many! Flee! Flee!

Jonathan Icarus said...

*dances up to Stella and pulls her into the waltz*

Caelan said...

Another zombie?! Stella, what'd you say the repeller was?!

Ravina Floresta said...

*continues walking forward, towards Annabelle*
You got bananas

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*sees other zombies*
*Shields the bananas*

YOU WILL NOT HARM THEM!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

LISTEN TO THE OLD DUDE! WE CAN'T FIGHT THEM ALL AT ONCE!

Caelan said...

I DON'T! I REEEAAALLY DON'T!

Lavender Hope said...

*goes back to Clyde, standing next to him just watching the zombie dancing*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*realizes that I'm currently waltzing with the weird zombie that just came in*

Oh...
hi

Caelan said...

*whimpers*
*looks at Stella*
*dashes out the door*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

...
Welp. This is happening.

Soy, but I can't stay.
And I'm really enjoying reading this!!

Mel Byrd said...

*Bristles indignantly*

My name is Clyde Geoffrey Erasmus Findlay. That would be Mr. Findlay to you, young lady. Old dude indeed.

Jonathan Icarus said...

*tangos with Stella mysteriously*

*this zombie appears to be mute but somehow menages to get across that it's name is Geoff*

Lavender Hope said...

*slowly creeps closer to Clyde, hoping he won't notice*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*is suddenly very taken with the mysterious mute zombie and his superb dancing skills*

Lavender Hope said...

*starts nibbling on Mr. Clyde's shirt*

Mel Byrd said...

*Looks after Annabelle*

She did the wise thing.

Stella! We should run now, not ballroom-dance!

Jonathan Icarus said...

*smiles a zombie-like smile at Stella and switches to a foxtrot*

John said...

*Positions himself so if the zombie decides to come over (Which he doubts seems as it looks like they're doing their own thing taking up quite a bit of comment space) it'll have to go through him first*)

Ravina Floresta said...

*bolts after Annabelle, gaining on her*
COME BACK BUNNY!

Mel Byrd said...

*Screeches*

NO. NO NO NO. That shirt was a gift to me from my dear Ruthie, may she rest in peace. You have no right to touch it, young man! I retract every kind word I have ever uttered in your direction!

Jonathan Icarus said...

*somehow manages to ask Stella what dance they should do next*

Lavender Hope said...

*groans, having the old man yell in his undead ears*
*continues nibbling*

Jophiel said...

*Snuggles up to J and hides her head in his shoulder*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*hears Clyde and suddenly comes to*

Right.
Leaving.
No.
Running
because... Zombies
right

*somewhat reluctantly lets go of Geoff*

Um.
I'm sorry

*Scoops up Chem book and sprints away*

Caelan said...

*isn't very fast at running*
NOOOOOO I'M NAHT A BUNNEHHHH

Jonathan Icarus said...

*frowns and tap dances after Stella*

*magically manages to ask where she is going*

Mel Byrd said...

*Pulls away*

I said, remove your teeth from my shirt.

*He tries to run*

Ravina Floresta said...

*trips and falls, as Annabelle escapes*
*sighs, standing up, and walks back towards the house*

Lavender Hope said...

*suddenly chomps on Mr. Clyde's shoulder*

Jonathan Icarus said...
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Mel Byrd said...

*Screams*

Run! Save yourselves! I--BANANAS

Par..don...me, but do...you..know where I could...could...locate any bananas?

*drools*

Lavender Hope said...

Bananasss, yum.
*licks his lips, searching for Annabelle*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Stops running and turns to look at Geoff*

I--I can't stay... I'm kinda in the middle of fighting for my life... y'know?

I'm sure you can unders-*sees Clyde*-tand

Sorry gotta go!

*runs toward John and tackles him*

Jonathan Icarus said...

*has developed an attachment to Stella and does not want her to leave*

*panics and grabs onto her, in the process accidentally biting her*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*looks at Geoff, shocked*

You.... you bit me!

Jonathan Icarus said...

*looks quite shocked himself*

*apologizes in a mute sort of way*

*starts preforming some duo ballet with Stella*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Wants to eat Bananas*

*But there don't seem to be any fresh ones around*

*Watch beeps*

*looks at it*

It's close to midnight.....

Ravina Floresta said...

*perks up at the mention of midnight*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*dances with Geoff*
Something evil's lurking in the dark....

John said...

(It's okay... the zombies aren't real. Well, they are but they're not worried about you.)

Jonathan Icarus said...

*viciously waltzes with Stella to the beat*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*distant music from an unknown source begins playing*

Mel Byrd said...

*Has a sudden flash of inspiration*

*Grabs a broom and holds it like a mic stand*

*Sings*

It's close to miiiiidnight.
Somethin' evil's lurkin in the dark.

Lavender Hope said...

*moans along*
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it

Jophiel said...

*cuddles J tightly and bops his nose*

Meanie hero... That's what you are.

Mel Byrd said...

*Is somehow singing in unison with Stella*

Jonathan Icarus said...

*twirls Stella around and dips her before pulling her close and tangoing towards the door*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Somehow knows exactly what to do...*

Under the mooooonlight... You see a sight that almost stops your heart.

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes. *Stares into Geoff's eyes*



... You're paralyzed

Mel Byrd said...

'Cause this is THRILLER
Thriller at night
And no one's gonna save you
From the beast about to strike

Mel Byrd said...

*Zombie shuffles*

Ravina Floresta said...

*joins*
You know it's thriller
Thriller at night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight, yeah

Jonathan Icarus said...

*suddenly spins Stella away, twirling to the coat wrack and pulling off a hat*

*he places the hat so it's dipped over his eyes and does some majestic hip hop moves back towards his dance partner*

Lavender Hope said...

You know it's thriller
Thriller at night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight, yeah
*zombie shuffles along*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*twirls into Geoff's arms*

John said...

(And now they're all dancing... Well, stranger things have happened.

*Cuddles Rose and smiles when she boops him*)

Ravina Floresta said...

You hear the door slam
And realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes
And hope that this is just imagination
But all the while
You hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time
*does the meerkat*

Mel Byrd said...

You hear the door slam
And realize there's no one left to run
You feel the cold hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun

Jophiel said...

Dancing zombies... How quaint...

*Pushes the corners of J's mouth up so he smiles wider*

You have a nice smile...

Jonathan Icarus said...

*spins the both around in a circle, lifting Stella off the ground*

*as he places her back down, he moves so he's at her side and pulls off some tap dancing moves*

Ravina Floresta said...

*stares in wonder at at John and Mr. Clyde*
We sung...
AT THE SAME TIME! :O

Mel Byrd said...

*Dances the macarena*

You're outta time!

Lavender Hope said...

Yussss...

'Cause this is thriller
Thriller at night
There ain't no second chance
Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl
Thriller
Thriller at night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight

Mel Byrd said...

*Pulls Zerald and John in for some ring-around-the-rosie*

'Cause this is thriller!
Thriller at night! :D

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Dances along to the singing*

You hear the door slam--and realize there's nowhere left to run

*spins out then back in*
You feel the cold hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun....

Jonathan Icarus said...

*suddenly starts doing the sprinkler and prompts Stella to do the same*

Lavender Hope said...

You close your eyes
And hope that this is just imagination
But all the while
You hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time
*joins Geoff and Stella, doing the sprinkler*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*sprinklers with Geoff*

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination

But all the while
You hear a creature creepin' up behind



You're outta time

Jonathan Icarus said...

*busts put doing the shopping trolley*

Mel Byrd said...

THRilllLLerRRr

Jonathan Icarus said...

*Struts to Stella and mutely does some tap dancing again, before looking at her challenging-ly like "beat that"*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*HUMS THE TUNE WHILE DOING AWESOME ZOMBIE DINOSAUR DANCE MOVES*

Ravina Floresta said...

*bursts out singing, sounding like a dying sea urchin with a British accent*
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller at night
There ain't no second chance
Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl
Thriller
Thriller at night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

*closes J's eyes and rolls over with him so she's laying on his chest*

You sleep. You need sleep, mister.

*cuddles*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*smirks and does some complex disco moves in retaliation*

Jonathan Icarus said...
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Mel Byrd said...

(Hello, Sapphidactly. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.)

Night creatures callin;
The dead start to walk in their masquerade.
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your lifee
There's demons closing in on every side

Jonathan Icarus said...

*does some amazing, complex hip hop moves and looks back at Stella*

Ravina Floresta said...

THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO MEEEEEEE!

Lavender Hope said...

*bops Zerald with his spatula*

Mel Byrd said...

*Zombie-shuffles slowly away in search of more BANANAS*

*Still singing Thriller*

Jonathan Icarus said...

*says in a very deep voice*

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Performs a stunning moonwalk*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Begins moonwalking toward the door*

I'm gonna thrill you tonight

Lavender Hope said...

*zombie shuffles after Mr. Clyde*
Thriller, thriller

Ravina Floresta said...

*does the thriller dance out the door*

Jonathan Icarus said...

*remains in the middle of the room, solo dancing*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm gonna thrill you tonight

Lavender Hope said...

Thriller night, thriller

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm gonna thrill you tonight

*music slowly starts getting softer*

Ravina Floresta said...

*suddenly disappears*
*from somewhere in the night an evil laugh can be heard*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Is now through the door*
Baby, I'm gonna thrill you tonight
Thriller night, baby.

*is gone*

Jonathan Icarus said...

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grisly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

*looks up at the roof and laughs manically*

WE DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO THE ZOMBIES

REMEMBER THIS DAY, BLOGLAND!
WE ARE HERE! AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO DANCE AND SING THRILLER!

*shuffles off to find Stella and confess his love*

Snow said...

I-- do I even want to know what that was about?

Also... it made me break my reign of silence. Um...

*awkwardly shuffles away to read what that was from the start*

John said...

(Nuh... sleep is for the weak...)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

What did I just read. XD

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Kitty. :D

Lavender Hope said...

*has just read the zombie thing*
Okay, that was crazy! XD

Lavender Hope said...

Nice, and hi Moss!

John said...

(*Sighs, realizing Rose is probably gone, and drifts off to sleep*)

Lavender Hope said...

Have a good night, J...
*hugs*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah, it was definitely crazy. How do a bunch of random people just suddenly decide to have zombie party in the comments section of some author's blog? O_O

Sleep well, J.

Lavender Hope said...

I have no idea, but whoever they are, they must have been really crazy! XD

It was hilarious to read though!

Lavender Hope said...

But seriously, I wonder who would do that.

Hmm...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[nods]

[doesn't feel like repeating the word crazy again]

How are you, Lav?

Lavender Hope said...

*is drinking a really cold lemonade that she just realized is icy cold*
Brain freeze!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Scapegrace fans?

Lavender Hope said...

I guess you could say I'm enjoying my late lunch. :P

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs*
That could be true!

Snow said...

*mutters something about probably using email*

*winders if I should stay*

....

*will hang around for a bit but will poof if it gets awkward*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I want lemonade...! Lemonade is my favorite beverage. :-)

Ooh, I think we still have some lemons in the fridge. Maybe I'll make some for my lunch tomorrow. :-)

And yep. Scapegrace fans. XD

Lavender Hope said...

*huggles the Snow Yeti*
How've you been? :)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hey Snow! [hugs]

I'll talk elsewhere if you want. Quotev, Twitter, email, send messages via owl. :-P

Lavender Hope said...

Ooh! Homemade lemonade sounds better than the store bought one I have!

Snow said...

I've been meh. But okay. You?

Lavender Hope said...

I'm good. Sorry to hear you've been meh though.
*hugs again*

Snow said...

Nah. My owls on holiday and i can't be bothered opening another window.

I'm just kinda hesitant to be around thses days *shrugs*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Some store bought ones are actually pretty good.

...

I'm a bit of a lemonade critic the way my dad's a coffee critic.

[hugs Snow]

You need to talk about anything, I'm here, okay?

Snow said...

Annnnd my mother is telling me to do things

*poofs to do telepathic washing*

Lavender Hope said...

Well, if you ever want to talk comfortably, you know where to reach us.
*taps her head with a wink*

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