Christmas is coming...
My Christmas tree is up, the Nightmare Before Christmas decorations hang happily beside the boys from South Park, there are presents... Every time you turn on the MTV Christmas channel you're treated to "All I Want For Christmas" by Mariah Carey...
Soon it will be time for "Love Actually" to appear on TV. I do love "Love Actually", actually.
And to help you, my Minions, prepare for this holiday season, we at Skulduggery Towers have made for you a Christmas card that you can send out into the digital world. Because we're nice like that.
http://skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/ecard/
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4919 Newer› Newest»Bethany: Nope. Sometimes I have to thank my mother for her stubbornness...
(That's good ladies and and Guys *nods* )
-smiles and hugs her tightly-
I..won't Thank her...I'm not happy being forced into this..it makes me uncomfortable...
(Well, that does seem important.)
Bethany: *hugs her tightly back* You weren't forced into it... She gave you a choice... It wasn't much of a choice admittedly but... I don't expect you to thank her, though. *kisses her cheek* I suppose this solves your problem?
(It does -nods- she may die if she is pregnant.)
It wasn't a choice..I could hardly leave you behind
-is getting irritated-
-is partially wondering if this is permanent-
(Wait why will she die? Is she unable to take the strain of childbirth?)
(I will be back soon.)
(Okay Soph :)
(@J well Mr Wolf is a bit like an incubus, most of whoms mates die if with child unless they get an abortion.)
(Oh. Well. That sucks.)
(Just a bit. Mr Wolf is also gay..)
(So then how did it even hap- never mind. I don't want to know.)
*puts tinsel on both Sil and Blake* *smiles*
I feel slightly festive....
(*shrugs* sometimes the incubus part is stronger than him and wants food.)
(*hugs tinsel*)
(*Sighs but allows the tinsel to stay*)
Blake you look good wearing tinsel,
And you do Sil *nods and starts covering things in tinsel* )
(*wears the tinsel like a feather bower*)
(*Creates a weight of shadows and attaches it to the end of the tinsel*
*Begins to deftly swing it around like a rope dart*)
(*pokes Blake in the eye and karate chops his throat*(
(*Leans back matrix style to dodge the chop and wraps the tinsel around Sil's arm*
*Quickly twists and pulls on the tinsel, knocking her off balance*)
*puts on a fake beard* Sil! You're on the naughty list....
You are too Blake! And i can say that because I am the big S.C himself!
(AHHH *falls over and looks up at Blake* well this is a fun angle..)
(Yeeeey! The naughty list is for the awesome kids!)
(I am back.)
Bethany: Are you alright?
(Welcome back!)
-sighs-
Yeah just..worried..
(*Raises an eyebrow*
I'm not sure I catch your meaning.)
Bethany: About what?
Commitment..
(I'll miss you, Sil :c
Oh, joy, my chances of getting into uni are lower than 11%. And I'm not sure I even want to go. *sighs*
*quickly hugs Jai who is an awesome woman, and leaves*)
Blake you've been bad *nods* so no presents for you.... )
And is It really Sil?...... )
Welcome back Soph)
(*is neither awesome nor a woman*
I am but a girl. A teen.)
Bethany: I... I'm sorry...
(*puts a finger on Silente's lips*
ssh... I hugged awesome. *hugs again*)
(Has Chi got a monopoly on Elsa profile pics? Or can I use one?)
-sighs- it's fine...Just a bit..scary.
(I'm back!!!)
(WELCOME BACK INKY)
MrBBWolf: we'll see?
Bethany: It's up to you...
(Hello!)
*sighs* I am stronger than most humans...so we will see, but I won't abort
Besides, I may not even be pregnant!
(You may use an Elsa picture. As long it's a nice one that doesn't take away how pretty, sassy, awesome and ho- Cold that she is *nods*
I give you permission.
Now I must continue my essay.
Btw I got the highest test mark in 2 biology classes. 77% and an A ^.^
Now back to work! *disappears*)
-nods- I..it can't be changed back, can it?
MrBBWolf: but...but it could k-kill you if you are...
(*HUGGLES GEM BEFORE SHE CAN LEAVE*)
Bethany: It can... I can't do it. But my mother can...
*quietly sneaks up behind Chloeeeee* BOO!!! )
Okay..
*breathes*
Okay.
You could have killed me after what you did... I'm sure I can survive this... *smiles* it'll be fine *whispers* but if I am, you better leave before ed finds out
Bethany: ... Do you want my mother to reverse it?
(*screams* Rhos!!!!
Rp?)
MrBBWolf: -stiffens up- I-i-i probably... H-how can you find out?
Well...I dont want her to...force us apart..
(*Comes back in to hug Sil
Btw someone has to make sure blogland quiz night goes on tomorrow, I won't be here. It's my Christmas dance tomorrow night.)
I'm a wolf, so I be pregnant for nine weeks...so I'll be able to find out in a few days, with a pregnancy test
Bethany: I... think that she will if it is reversed...
MrBBWolf: -shakes his head- I..forgive me if I'm wrong but it's my understanding that it'll be quicker with an incubus..
Then..I..
(yes? *grins and laughs*
And okay *nods* you start? And we're at the bar )
(If it's only nine weeks Inky'll probably survive; less time for her to get ill, no?)
(Yayay! How art thou sweetie?)
Alys: *walks into the bar*
Ah....how quick?
Bethany: You?
MrBBWolf: I don't know exactly... usually it's shortened a large amount...incubus didn't tend to hang around so...their children had to be quick born..
I'll learn to deal with it?
Bethany: ... Are you sure?
I see... *shrugs* let's just go with the flow
(I'm good and festive! How art thou? *decorates you with some tinsel* )
Vik: *walks in after Alys* you find a table please and I'll get the drinks, what do you want?
I..no but...I don't want to lose you..
MrBBWolf: Okay..I'm sorry..
(*smiles* I hurt my back in Tabata, being the best )
Alys: I okay.... A something made o out of apples p please
As you keep saying... It's okay
MrBBWolf: I-it's not.. he'll kill me..
Ed... You can leave you know
Bethany: It's up to you... If you want to be together now we can leave it as it is... If you want it reversed... I could wait a thousand years?
(Greetings all)
(ello Jack! How art thou?)
You shouldn't have to wait..
MrBBWolf: No I can't..Not if you're...
(Hello, Edward.)
(I be good thanks Chloe, how art thou?)
Bethany: Please just tell me what you want...
(Hello Soph, how be you?)
*smiles* I can look after myself you realize, go on, you can go
(I'm aching from Tabata)
(Hey Ed)
I dont know...I. want you but..not..the link...it's...I'm...too much..
MrBBWolf: I..cant. I caused this so..so I should help with it
(Hello Sil, how be you?
Hope you are well soon Chloe, I bent my finger backwards in basketball and now it hurts a lot)
How can you help if you're dead?
(@ed sleepy.)
MrBBWolf: he..wouldn't actually kill me would he?
(Thanks Jack ^.^ and ouch ! Hope you make a swift recovery)
Bethany: ... Do you want me to wait?
(I am also slightly sleepy Sil)
*Appears in cottage kitchen smelling strongly of alcohol*
He buggered up your arm!
(I am depressed, Edward. Yourself?)
(Thanks Chloe)
No..you shouldn't have to wait...
MrBBWolf: but..that's different to murder...
(Tis okay )
(Other than my finger, I be good thanks Soph)
Look.,,he killed a lot in the past *smells Ed* ed?!
*Goes to find more rum in kitchen*
Bethany: I'm alright with waiting...
*Sees Chloe and stumbles very drunk* Darling?
MrBBWolf: -steps away slightly when Inky says his name-
*Inky
Are you okay?
You shouldn't have to though.
(Ouchie, is your back ok? And that's my Chloe *smiles* always being the best )
Vik: Okay *goes to the bar* excuse me mate
Bar tender: Yeah?
Vik: Two ciders please
Bar tender: Sure *serves up two ciders*
Vik: *pays and takes the ciders* cheers mate
*walks over to Alys* there you go *smiles and gives her a cider*
MrBBWolf: -backs away from Ed-
Now...isn't a good time...
(I just need to rest
And awwwww)
Alys: t thanks ...
Need some rum, nasty demons outside. Rum helps *Finds bottle and rinks it* *Whispers* Someone else is in the house
Is there ? *to Ed* and I think that's enough rum...
Never enough rum and, yes. There is someone *appears beside Mr Wolf* Well well well
Bethany: ... I'll wait if it's too much...
Ed...don't
MrBBWolf: -jumps away from Ed, turning to face him- I was just leaving!
No..you don't want to..
(okay and awwww to you too *smiles* )
Vik: Tis okay *smiles and drinks*
Inky, He had the nerve to come back, did he hurt you?
*Blocks Wolfs exit* No, your not
MrBBWolf: please...I was just apologizing and clearing something up with her..
(Hehe)
Alys : *drinks and gets tipsy after a little bit, not used to drinking*
No he didn't ! Please Ed, don't kill him ...
Clearing what up?
*stays silent*
Inky? What is it?
Bethany: But I will. I'll wait for you. I understand.
MrBBWolf: she just fixed my arm is all! Then we were saying good bye and y-you showed up
-is a terrible liar-
Vik: *continues drinking* you enjoying yourself?
But you don't want to wait..
Alys: *looks away and shakes head*
Don't lie to me sir, I will ask again then I will let Benjamin ask. Clearing up what?
(Well done, Gem!)
(Rhos , my emails aren't working
I'll have to reset my phone which takes ages and I'm doing this all on my phone
So when I go on te computer I'll be able to reply)
MrBBWolf: -pales- dont l-let Benjamin out
-looks desperately at Inky-
Vik: What's wrong? *looks concerned*
Ed...can I talk to you in private?
Bethany: You want the link removed, don't you?
Alys: y you can have the burrow t to yourself... I'll g go somewhere e else
I..a little bit..
No Inky, tell me here. Sorry sir, he wants to play
(Okay Chlo, tis all good *nods* )
MrBBWolf: I-I-I really sh-should leave..
(Thanks for understanding ^.^)
Listen! *sounds urgent* t there may be a slight chance ..that I'm ...pregnant
Vik: Why are you saying that? I thought we were going to share it?
*Looks at Mr Wolf then Inky* WHAT!?!
Bethany: ... Therefore I will wait. I'd wait forever if I had to. I'll call my mother...
Alys: I I can't be near y you any m more...
W well...we d didbt use p protection...
MrBBWolf: -presses back against the wall, flinching-
Are you sure? I'll keep it if you want..
*Grabs Mr Wolfs throat and holds him against the wall* YOU
MrBBWolf: -chokes, grabbing at Ed's wrists, eyes wide, hat askew-
Ed! Please?! *starts crying* it was his alto ego ...
(its okay technology is temperamental sometimes (my emails like to muck around sometimes.... ) )
Vik: Why not? Have I done something wrong?
Bethany: I'm sure... It's up to you.
Alys: *shakes head* I it's me...I I l like you...a and I it h hurts that y you c could n never l like a l low l life l like me *cries*
*Drops Wolf* look, I'm sorry but you win Wolf. You took what I loved and destroyed it. I hope your happy *vanishes*
I don't want that decision on my shoulders..
Ed! *falls to knees and cries*
MrBBWolf: -gasps and grabs at the air where Ed was desperately- NO!
-stares-
That...no...I didn't..that wasn't my aim!
Oh god...what have I done?
MrBBWolf: nothing..you've done nothing...I've..ruined your life...
I it wasn't you though... H he would leave Tegan and Ben...would he?
Bethany: ... I can't make the decision.
(I will be back soon.)
Vik: Hey come on *huggles* your not a low life, and how do you know I don't like you *smiles* because to be honest, I like you too
(*runs in crying*)
Alys: y you do? *sniffles*
Neither can I Beth..
(Okay Soph.)
MrBBWolf: I dont know..I cause this I..I'm s-sorry
(*hugs Velvet*)
(whats wrong Vel *huggles her tightly*)
(*hugs Sil*)
d don't be *stands* I I have to find him! *runs out*
MrBBWolf: wait Inky what about your-
-she's gone-
Twins..
-walks to the kitchen to check on the twins-
(my emails are working)
(*hugs Inky* Today my dad came home early so we could decorate the tree and my brother was throwing decorations on the floor and my mum asked him to put them away and he said "no" and my mum left the room saying she wasn't going to decorate the tree if no one would help and now we aren't and my brother is just so annoying! *screams and kicks a box*)
*the twins are crying*
Ed? Ed! *screams*
(Awwww Vel...)
(*hugs Velvet tightly* you could...tidy and decorate by yourself?)
(*sniffs* Never mind... I didn't come here to cry... *rubs eyes* How are you?)
MrBBWolf: Shh.. I-its okay...
*doesn't know what to do*
*awkwardly picks the girl up, rocking and bouncing her slightly*
Dont cry..
(It's okay to cry *strokes her head*)
(I want to Sil... It's just then it wouldn't be as fun by myself and I'd probably get in trouble somehow, that is if I don't also break all the decorations and our tree is really tall and I can't use the stepladder... Thanks though...)
*tegan looks at him and giggles*
(what's wrong Vel? *huggles*)
(that they are Chlo *smiles and huggles tightly* )
Vik: *nods slowly* I do
(Thanks Inky, but really I'm fine now! How are you?)
MrBBWolf: -smiles at Tegan-
That's b-better..
-looks at Ben-
-gently picks him up too-
Hello..
(*huggles tightly*)
Alys: y you d deserve b better
(Gar, in a nutshell: my brother ruined Christmas... After ruining my whole life... *sits down with a "hmph"*)
*ben sneezes and changes into a wolf*
(Inky! *looks at sternly* Answer my question! *grins* Seriously though, how are you?)
MrBBWolf: - stares, managing to not drop him-
-gently sets him down on the table-
That's a nice trick..
(I'm aching)
(Why?)
*ben wags his tail and lays on his back*
(Exercise... Never do it)
MrBBWolf: -gently rubs his belly bouncing Tegan still-
*ben yips and tegan giggles*
MrBBWolf: babies are weird..
(Haha, hate it... Do you want to rp?)
(Okay Bach *.^)
*tegans stomach rumbles and she frowns*
(Vel, give a little time and decorate the tree tomorrow? *huggles* because you need huggles )
FREE HUGGLES! *Huggles everyone!* )
Vik: Do I? Because I want to be with you, but only if you want to be with me?
MrBBWolf: -frowns at the baby-
Was that you?
-gently prods her belly-
(*huggles Rhossie*)
Alys: I I do...
*tegan makes noises, indicating that she's going to cry*
MrBBWolf: don't cry! Um uh I-I can't f-feed you..I d-don't make milk!
(Thanks Gar!)
PLEASE LET ME HAVE CAKE FOR BREAKFAST, PLEASE!? PLEASE FELIX I'LL DO ANYTHING!
*ben sniffs the air, pointing in the direction of a cupboard where the milk was kept*
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