Christmas is coming...
My Christmas tree is up, the Nightmare Before Christmas decorations hang happily beside the boys from South Park, there are presents... Every time you turn on the MTV Christmas channel you're treated to "All I Want For Christmas" by Mariah Carey...
Soon it will be time for "Love Actually" to appear on TV. I do love "Love Actually", actually.
And to help you, my Minions, prepare for this holiday season, we at Skulduggery Towers have made for you a Christmas card that you can send out into the digital world. Because we're nice like that.
http://skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/ecard/
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4919 Newer› Newest»Alexandra: Who was the woman?
Annabelle: -hugs him back, careful not to spill the hot chocolate-
MrBBWolf: -leaps at the man, trying to punch him-
Smith: Why would I tell you?
That was Phaestra..its..weird.
Man: *Dodges and twists Wolfs arm behind his back* Why do want me angry? I am only here to complete my contract
MrBBWolf: -cries out, dropping to his knees-
Leave us alone!
Chloe I disagree with you, I'm sorry.....
Ed / Jack you can't really pass judgment on me and say yes i am an ass hole or no I'm not, because you hardly know me.....
But hey I shouldn't be here so yeah
Chloe, just be okay (with or without me I don't know )
*leaves my peace having been said*)
Man: You must have done something real bad for that guy to put a bounty on you
Cole: you are adorable
because I need to talk to him...I really have something important to say!
(Rhos!)
MrBBWolf: she did nothing!
Bethany: I presume she doesn't know who Phaestra is?
Alexandra: Weird how?
(dont guarantee that ill be fine
after what I told you last night)
Annabelle: -smiles-
You're amazing..
Cole: im not that great...but you are
(Rhos?)
Smith: No, I want a cure first
Not many people do.
She's a goddess. And the mother of my girlfriend.
cure? for what?
Man: Not according to Mr Lament
Annabelle: - shakes her head-
MrBBWolf: she did NOTHING wrong! Sh-she was raped! It's not her fault!
Smith: My curse *takes off glove and touches a tree* *the tree slowly turns to gold* The man with the midas touch. He knows a cure, but wont give it me
Cole: *lifts her chin* you are perfect
*eyes widen* what the hell...? whats the cure?
Annabelle: -blushes- I'm not..
Man: I don't know what you or her did, I just know that I will get payed a lot for the contract
Smith: I don't know, Lament knows.
MrBBWolf: No..listen to me. That woman, she's his wife! She was seduced...raped...it wasn't her fault..she did nothing..its not her fault..the baby..I've begged her to abort it..to abort her..
COle: I think you are...*smiles*
Lament? you know that son of a bitch? *starts getting worked up*
Annabelle: -blushes a bit more-
I think that snow froze your ability to think..
Cole: *smiles and chuckles8 I thought that way before the snow started to fall...
Annabelle: -smiles- how long..?
Man: Not my problem Wolf, sorry
Smith: I met him once. He promised me the cure to deliver the letter and the ring but he cheated me
Cole: *blushes* when I started getting involved with your little family actually...I was kinda...drawn to you
MrBBWolf: -lurches up and smashes his head back into the man's nose-
Bethany: I wonder why...
Alexandra: A goddess? What the hell?
That bastard has been on Ed's casse since I don't know when! I can talk Ed around if you show me where he is...maybe I can get him to help
Annabelle: -smiles-
You've made me wait this long..
Cole: well...I didn't think you would be interested...
We aren't really told of her nowadays
Yeah. Freaked me out at first too.
Annabelle: are you a fool?
Man: *Man cries out in pain and stumbles back* *jumps forward and presses a dagger against Wolfs throat* Want to try that again?
Smith: The tower is to the far north in the ice lands
Cole: a am I? *looks confuddled*
ice lands? thank you...will you join me?
MrBBWolf: - freezes at the feel of the dagger-
Annabelle: little bit..
Cole: okay... *smiles* I guess I am
Man: Now, don't move
Smith: No way, that place is cursed
Annabelle: of course I like you
MrBBWolf: I'm not moving..
Welp...this was fun so I'm just going to go. Bye guys...
Bethany: I suppose times change...
Alexandra: I am not sure I understand...
Cole: you say that likes its inevitable... *blushes*
*rolls eyes* well im probably going to die soon anyways...a little curse womnt hurt
(Bye then Gem.. *huggles*)
They really do
She's a goddess..
(byii Gem...)
(Bye Gemma)
Man: Good Wolf
Smith: Well, good luck. Your friend over there could go with you?
Annabelle: it was..
MrBBWolf: -swallows slightly-
Don't hurt her.
Man: Sorry Wolf, I don't have a choice
MrBBWolf: there's always a choice..
COle: *sighs* im so slow when it comes to these things *smiles* thank you
*shakes head* no...Ed will kill him...can you make sure he's okay? Im going now *starts walking*
Man: The choice is gold or let you live
Annabelle: what for..?
MrBBWolf: that's still a choice
Smith: Good luck *sighs and follows* I guess I could help you
Bethany: I'm glad we can talk.
Cole: *smiles8 for liking me
and for letting me be a part of your family
*turns* you could?
Man: Ok, I choose gold. I will give you one chance if you want
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFPbY36fyPk)
(Sorry, couldn't be here earlier :c
Hello.
Also, I found two ships that I liked 2-5 years ago, I'll try finding actual fanfiction for them now. Might make me happy, who knows?)
*stares at pretty Silly*
°W°
Smith: I cant let you go by yourself now could I?
(Hello Tia, Happy Christmas!)
*smiles* thank you...you aren't as bad as I thought
(hey Kassy!)
(Hey Kas)
So am I
*glances at Tanya*
Umm..
MrBBWolf: Chance?
Annabelle: you are my family.. our family..
Cole: awww.... *takes her hand* I will do my very best to protect you and the pups
Smith: Thanks, I just want a cure.
Man: Yes, a chance to kill me before I kill you *gives him the dagger* Three shots, give it your best shot
(brb)
Annabelle: you already do that Cole..
-smiles-
MrBBWolf: K-kill??
(kay Jack!)
understandable *smiles*...so how long will it take to get there?
Cole: I do...I just wanted something heroic to say...hehe
Bethany: I love you.
Alexandra: You seem a little distracted in the conversation.
Annabelle: -smiles- my hero..
-smiles-
Love you too Beth
Yeah sorry..
COle: my lady...*kisses again*
Man: Yes, try and kill me. Go on you have the dagger
Smith: About two weeks walk, it is a long quest
oh...*looks down at her bump* im due...any day now...and I may die...
Annabelle: -pulls him close, kissing him back-
MrBBWolf: -looks at the dagger-
I..no!
Alexandra: Is there something the matter?
No. Just thinking..talking.
Cole: *runs hand through her hair*
Smith: Oh, well perhaps you should not take the quest, you need to be safe
Man: You don't have a choice
but...I need to see him! is there a quicker way of getting to him?
Bethany: Who is she?
Alexandra: Who to?
Annabelle: -reaches blindly out to the side, putting thé cup down-
-hugs him tightly, still kissing him back-
MrBBWolf: I'm not a killer!
Smith: I guess there is one way, but it is not safe
Man: You can be though
COle: *continues kissing*
Im already possibly dying sweetheart...I don't care about danger....tell me
MrBBWolf: No, I can't be.
Annabelle: - smiles, slipping hands up the back of his shirt-
(I have to go now. Goodbye.)
Man: Sure you can, its easy *moves so that Wolf is holding the dagger over his heart* Just press forward and you win
Smith: Fine, there is an arch in the forest that he visits every year to summon a spirit. It can be used for travel
(Bye Soph..)
MrBBWolf: -steps back-
N-no..
*is here but might be distant*
*huggles Chloe tightly and doesn't let go*
(Bye Soph)
(Byii Soph Soph!)
really? that's where he talks to his son isn't it?
Cole: *lets Anna do that and places hands on her hips*
(*huggles tightly* hey sweetie)
Man: You need to do this, for Inky.
Smith: *Nods*
Lets go there then! *starts walking in the direction of the arch*
Smith: *Follows* -time skip?-
(Thank you Chloe *smiles and continues hugging* for the help you give me )
Annabelle: *smiles into the kiss*
MrBBWolf: Inky has gone..inky is safe...
(yes Jack ^)
(its okay doll)
Cole: *breaks away briefly* you okay with this?
Smith: Simply step in and say your destination
Man: You think she will ever be safe? Lament is after her
(I just can't thank you enough Chloe, I owe you big time *nods* )
Annabelle: very.
-smiles-
MrBBWolf: - swallows nervously-
I won't kill..
Okay...*steps in* To the tower in the north of the icelands
(Just...keep loving me, okay?)
COle: that's all I need *smiles and continues to kiss*
Man: Why not Wolf?
Smith: *A light flashes and they appear outside a stone tower in an ice field*
(okay *nods* that I can do)
Annabelle: -smiles, kissing him back, pressing him to her-
MrBBWolf: I'm not a killer. And I never will be.
(great ^^)
*looks up at the tower* Ed?
Cole: *pulls her closer*
*starts kissing her neck*
Man: Your weak
Smith: This is where I leave you I'm afraid *runs into the distance*
*Appears next to her he looks as though he has not slept in weeks* You?
*turns* Ed! *goes to hug him*
*Steps back from her* I would have thought you would be with Wolf
Wolf...*shakes head* no...he doesn't like me in that way, and I don't feel like that towards him!
(Yes you are Chlo, *nods* yes you are)
(thanks
but don't forget you too sweetie!)
Sure you don't *sees the baby bump* Your even having a child with him. I assume Ben and Tegan will grow up to call him dad
Annabelle: -sighs happily, kissing along his shoulder-
MrBBWolf: I am. Unfortunately, I don't believe in fighting..I'm a lover not a fighter..
-smiles and lowers the knife, stepping forwards and gently embracing the man, kissing him lightly-
Maybe you should be too.
(tis okay and true *smiles*and i won't forget honey *huggles tightly again*)
No! Ive come back to ask you to look after the children...I was basically raped...and I refuse to abort the child...please come back! If not for me, for Ben and Tegan...they need someone after Im gone
Cole:mmmmm
(huggles tightly* good
*blushes* wolf!!! YAOI!!!! *fangirls*)
Man: Fighting is the only way, I am an assassin... *steps back in shock*
Do they not have Wolf? What do you mean gone?
Annabelle: -smiles- enjoying yourself?
(@Inky -smiles:-)
(why are you fangirling Chlo? )
MrBBWolf: -nods-
Even assassins can change..
*smiles* this child is killing me...ive tried to deny it but I feel myself getting weaker...inly a matter of days now
Cole: yes *kisses along her jaw*
(because yaoi is boy x boy love and its kinda my guilty pleasure XD )
Man: Four hundred years I have been an assassin. You really think I could change?
Look I will help if I ca... *eye changes to Laments eye* Not my problem
(Chloe?)
Annabelle: mm..- smiles and presses their lips together-
(@Inky xD)
*steps back in shock and gasps* ed?
*pain spikes from the heart*
*collapses to knees and takes heavy breathes*
(its a fangril thing XD)
Cole: *smiles and kisses*
MrBBWolf: Everyone can change..if they want to
-shrugs-
But I won't kill..
-drops the knife-
And I'm sorry about that..
(I see... *nods* *has no idea who / what Yaoi is* )
(GO AND WATCH JUNJOU ROMANTICCA AND THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND)
Annabelle: -kisses him back, breaking off the kiss to kiss up his neck-
Okay it'll be on my list of things to do tomorrow (my phone may or may not die soon and I can't charge it.... Oh well, hopefully tomorrow)
*Trys to help her* Look, I am here *shakes head in pain* Why should I help *shakes head again* What should I do *falls to knee* Let her die, no, do it, no!
Man: *Picks up the knife* I must kill, it is what I was born to do
Cole: *sighs happily*
Ed...don't worry...just sort yourself out *collapses to the floor with exhaustion*
*screams, one eye is normal, the other is completely black* *Picks her up and they appear in the cottage *calls Sil* Help
MrBBWolf: and I was born to seduce women nightly and murder them. You can fight your nature.
Annabelle: -smiles-
(Nuh! InkyTC!)
(this is basically yaoi in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOQQaMnEWLs)
*is sweating and breathing heavily*
-answers her phone-
Help? Where.
Cole: *smiles and breaks away* that was nice
Man: You say I can change?
The cottage, its Inky. Please help
(Inky: what do you mean Nuh!)
E Ed...
(New name on my profile! Which one is it... You have to guess?)
(Nuh! Don't die!)
Annabelle: it was..
MrBBWolf: I do.
Coming.
-hangs up and steps through a portal, into the living room-
Ed? Inky?
I am here darling
The bedroom Si, please, she is in pain
Man: Prove it
(xD that timing)
I s still love you *sees Sil* h hey...
As do I Inky
-runs to the bedroom-
-frowns-
When did Inky get pregnant again?? What did I say about no more damn kids!
MrBBWolf: how?
*frowns* Its not my child
Man: If people can change then prove it. *gives him the dagger* Kill
*smiles weakly* I iam s so glad *breaths heavily*
Cole: 8smiles* we should check on the triplets...
(Rhos? that's awesome! wolves everywhere!)
(so glad that ed loves her! bad timing...)
It's...oh...well..
-shakes her head and moves to Inky's side-
Someone's been playing around. What's wrong with her?
MrBBWolf: No!
It will be ok *still fighting Lament*
Annabelle: probably
I incubus....
COle: *holds her hand* lets go
*rushes out and sees everyone* whats happening?
(next person to comment will have ded rights!
(Of course Ed does)
Some guy got her pregnant and it may be dangerous
Man: So people cant change?
(Damn
I ded to Chloe and Jai, they are amazing people who are always able to help others)
Incubus? There's an incubus in blogland?? Ugh. Yucky.
-claps her hand, energy glowing-
-lays them awkwardly over Inky's heart, transferring energy-
Little leaches.
Thank you Sil
(thanks Jack...hear hear)
d don't harm t the b baby...
(I help others?)
Annabelle: Inky!
-joins Sil at her side-
What's happening?
(I just watched some of that video and I see what you mean now Chlo *nods* its nice that anime *fanguys* (that's a new word now!) and I've got a background story for Wolfgang, if you want to hear it?)
Cole: its okay Inks...you'll pull through this...
(It is true.
You always help others Jai)
Shes giving birth Annabelle
Oh Inky you moron. I'm helping you. That can only help the leach.
-fuels more energy into Inky, paling-
(I would love to!
but maybeanother time because im off to bed
ice skating tomoz...)
HEAR HEAR!!! Too blwdi right Chloe helps people!!
Jai you do help people, you helped me yesterday! And you've helped soph become huggable (sort of)
(Do not.)
Annabelle: this early??
MrBBWolf: people can change..
Sil, hold on *vanishes and reappears with a crown* *pus it on Sil and starts to channel power for her*
Ohh pretty crown. I'm a queen.
-grins and focuses on pouring energy into Inky-
(Bye Chloe
*Realises the time* I had better depart as well, bye)
(Ahh. Bye Inky and Ed.)
Goodnight Chloe and okay *goes to find a pad to write the back story down so I don't forget* )
Jai, you do help people, I swear to god you do! (I'm not even religious)
(@Rhos sure. But never with the people it matters with. And never enough.)
Well that be your new years resolution! To help people more often and help the ones that matter *nods*
And meza going now because phone battery and i can charge it until tomorrow (potentially)
(Bye Rhos.
*just sits, on her own, hating*)
I personally believe that 'fangirl' is a universal genderless word, like I believe that male lollipop ladies are lollipop ladies and female firemen are firemen. :P
(Hey Star.)
Sorry, just kind of drifting in. Should really be going to sleep. :P
But hi, Silente. :) :)
-_-
Whenever I dry my hair I end up knocking my Christmas tree off my desk (it's kind of half the size of a full one, so still pretty big) and I have to pick it up and replace all the decorations grr. -_-
ON THE PLUS SIDE, whenever I dry my hair I get to use my NEW HAIRDRYER with its RETRACTABLE PLUG.
C:
Which is SO COOL.
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