Christmas is coming...
My Christmas tree is up, the Nightmare Before Christmas decorations hang happily beside the boys from South Park, there are presents... Every time you turn on the MTV Christmas channel you're treated to "All I Want For Christmas" by Mariah Carey...
Soon it will be time for "Love Actually" to appear on TV. I do love "Love Actually", actually.
And to help you, my Minions, prepare for this holiday season, we at Skulduggery Towers have made for you a Christmas card that you can send out into the digital world. Because we're nice like that.
http://skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/ecard/
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Cole: Anna! You ok?
Man: *goes back to humming*
(awwww to you too honey (I have my line back! ) *grins* )
Bethany: We'll have each other.
(Dang it )
Doctor: -it's quite clearly a baby, albeit tiny and thin- beautiful aren't they?
-smiles-
MrBBWolf: -keeps watching the scanner-
Annabelle: - sits up, covered in snow-
COLD!
We Will..
*stares at the screen* they are...look at the screen wolf...
Cole: *helps her up and brushes the snow off*
Bethany: I really do love you.
Man: *Stands and follows a doctor down the hallway* *takes out a needle and injects the doctors neck*
*Enters the scan room dressed as a doctor*
MrBBWolf: -glances at the screen, scared at what he'll see, then pauses-
-opens his mouth to speak, then closes it-
Doctor: -smiles-
Is this your first baby by any chance?
Annabelle: Thanks..
I have twins...but we didn't really have them scanned...
I really do love you too.
Doctor: -looks up at the other doctor who entered the room-
Is there a problem?
Cole: any time...*puffs up chest and breathes out*
Man: No problem, just checking everything is ok here *goes to check the screen*
Bethany: Do you want to try the link out?
Annabelle: -laughs at the chest puffing, smiling-
Big strong wolf.
What, Chloe? )
This song's chorus describes me to a t
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zLlbzlS6_Lk
(I will be back soon.)
Doctor: okay..everything seems to be fine..
MrBBWolf: -is still staring at the screen, speechless-
How..?
Cole: *chuckles* that I am
(You have your line back after it took
Me ages to steal it!)
(Okay Soph.)
Man: Good good *wanders to the door and quietly locks it* So how is the lady coping?
Thank you *smiles* shall we go Wolf?
Annabelle: -smiles at him, then starts daydreaming slightly, staring at his eyes-
Cole: *smiles and stares back*
Doctor: the lady seems fine. Although by the looks of it, she could get more rest.
-looks at Inky-
Okay? Proper rest. Do you want pictures?
MrBBWolf: Okay inky..
Yes please, doctor. And I will *smiles*
What can I say... I'm just too good *smiles*)
Man: Plenty of rest then *scalpel falls into his hand without the doctor noticing*
(*mutters* narcissist)
Annabelle: -resists the urge to pull him closer-
-this is his decision-
-she will wait-
Cole; *blinks a few times* so...has there been anysogb of you know who?
Doctor: Good. Okay.. -taps away at the computer-
MrBBWolf: -moves closer to the screen-
It's so..tiny..
Annabelle: Mark? No..not since the zombies..
It is...beautiful isn't she?
MrBBWolf: she?
-looks confused-
Cole: strange,.. *frowns but then smiles* shall we go and get you warmed up then?
Man: *quietly walks past the doctor discreetly slicing the doctors throat with the scalpel*
Damn right I am! And proud!
Proud to be your narcissist! )
*shows him the screen* see? It's a little baby girl
(Thinking of girls
In tess of the durbervilles that I'm studying in English, Alec calls tess a 'brave bouncing girl' and it's an innuendo XD)
Doctor: -eyes widen and she garbled slightly on her blood, slumping onto the computer-
MrBBWolf: -snaps to attention-
Hey!
-stares at the blood, the body, nausea washing over him-
Annabelle: Oh..sure..yeah..
Man: The pictures wont be long *pushes the doctors body away and types*
Wow.... That's rough that is.... *sighs* (the innuendo....)
MrBBWolf: what the Hell are you doing?!
-looks like he might puke-
-or faint-
-or both-
*turns and stares* that doctor! *turns to the man*
Cole: let's go *walks closely to anna*
*their arms brush*
Wolf...be a man! *growls at the man* what's your deal?
(It is
It's set in the Victorian era and Alec sees her nothing more than a sex object)
Man: You two are taking a lot of risks aren't you. I must say you are brave
Annabelle: -walks with him, suppressing a sigh, blushing slightly at the contact-
-hand twitches-
Uck (the whole sex object thing) that guy (although fictional) needs a smack in the face, the twisted bugger..... )
MrBBWolf: what are you talking about??
-moves to Inky's side-
What's it to you?
Cole: *notices the twotching*
*holds her hand* your hands are like ice...let me warm them up
Man: *Stops talking*You mean you don't know? *laughs*
(He dies in the end)
Annabelle: -smiles slightly, keeping the grin from her face, holding his and-
Thanks..
No...well maybe...
Cole: it's okay
MrBBWolf: -looks angry-
Come on Inky, let's get away from the mad man quickly..
Annabelle: - walks slightly closer to him-
Man: *continues to laugh* There is a bounty on both of your heads. Every assassin, burglar and anyone who wants gold quick is looking for you
Good, he got his comeuppance!)
MrBBWolf: -freezes, eyes wide-
-quietly-
What..?
No...
Let's go wolfie!
*storms out*
Cole: *smiles*
Man: Yes Wolfie *laughs as they leave*
(Inky the door is locked..)
Annabelle: -smiles-
(I am back.)
Bethany: You can go back to Blogland and see if we can still communicate?
(I THOUGHT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED?!)
(Sorry, yes it is. ignore the last part of my comment)
That..could work..
Bethany: Just for a little while?
*tries the door to find it locked* damn
Cole, my what a nice smile you uave
Man: I wonder what you two did to get such a high bounty. Any ideas?
*turns to the man* open the door before I blow it down!
Okay..
MrBBWolf: what?
-pushes Inky aside, trying to open the door-
Its stuck!
Annabelle: -blushes-
Thank you..
Man: *Looks Inky in the eye the hypnotism working* You will stay in this room
MrBBWolf: -beats against the door-
HELP! WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH A MADMAN!
I knew I vanished for a reason.-Zaf
*is dazed* okay...
Cole: it's true *smiles as they get to the cottage*
(Hey Zaf!)
Man: *laughs* Sir, no one will hear you. The doctors are "busy". Please have a seat both of you
MrBBWolf: Inky help!
-beats the door harder, kicking it-
HELP!
Annabelle: is it?
-sighs slightly at the sight of the cottage-
Hey guys...
(Hello Gemma)
*sits*
Cole : it's is *enters* now you get changed and I'll make you got chocolate
(GEMMAAAAAAAAAAAA *TACKLEHUGS*)
(Hey Gem!)
Oh, I lost my fucking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
That's the chorus from the song, it describes me well *nods*
(no one is allowed to argue back, facts are facts! )
Man: Before I claim my reward, I would like to know what you two did. The prize is quite a lot
Bethany: Is that alright?
(..why does bold remind me of dark chocolate... )
Annabelle: okay.
-goes to the room and throws herself on the bed, making an irritated noise-
MrBBWolf: You aren't killing her.
I'm fine with it..
(It's not!)
Man: Why wont I wolf?
I don't know,..don't hurt the baby or wolf!
MrBBWolf: I-I won't let you!
Cole: *makes hot chocolate and sighs *
Bethany: Are you sure?
Annabelle: - gets changed into a wolf onsie and walks back to the kitchen-
Wolf...it's fine
It's okay to be scared
Getting worked up will achieve nothing
-nods- yes..
Man: You know what, I am going to let you two go this time. Something is puzzling me here *unlocks the door*
MrBBWolf: He isn't going to h-hurt you Inky..
I'm sorry Chloe but its true *nods*
Now no arguing back and there's no buts!
Cole: *turns and smiles* that looks great on you *passes her the hot chocolate*
Man: But don't worry, you will see me again
MrBBWolf: thank you!
-grabs Inky's hand, pulling her up and behind him, towards the door-
But he let us go see? Let's get home *drags him out*
(I wont settle for that Rhos!)
Well you have to Chloe, its a fact of life *nods* and you can't argue with facts of life! )
Annabelle: -blushes again-
Thanks.
-takes the hot chocolate, cradling it-
I swear if he doesn't make a move soon I'm sending him and that wolf man on a date
Hey Ed, Jaimie, Chloe
(*sticks fingers in ears* lalala not listening Lalala)
MrBBWolf: - follows Inky, getting his phone out-
-dials the cops-
Hello...murder...the hospital...maternity ward, scanning room three...
Cole: you blush an awful lot around me...
(*cuddles Gem* you okay sis?)
Bethany: Are you a hundred percent sure?
*mouths* what are you doing?
Annabelle: Oh I just blush a lot..its a..thing..
Man: *runs out of the hospital as the police arrive* Murder inside *runs*
Cole: why are you lying...? *smirks* you would t have a crush on me would you ?
-nods- so long as I can come back..
MrBBWolf: -mouths 'police'-
Yes thank you..Okay..
-hangs up-
Yeah Jaimie I'm fine. Glad to be off tbh.
Annabelle: - blushes bright red-
I-I..nooooo...
-looks at anything but Cole-
You shouldn't have gotten the police involved!
(Yeah! Holidays! Relaxing, away from school and work and stuff.)
*Outside the cottage the man runs to*
Man: They still live, I am sorry
You had one job, complete the task or you will regret it
Man: Of course sir
*vanishes*
MrBBWolf: Why not? A woman died!
Cole: uh..,. Y you're lying... *blushes*
(I have a maths GCSE paper for Christmas)
This isn't mortal business! There was something fishy about that man ...
Annabelle: -blushes more and shifts awkwardly-
(Awww Jack...)
Bethany: Of course you can. You are welcome here, always.
(Yup, Christmas homework. Lucky me)
MrBBWolf: a MORTAL woman died! A MORTAL family will grieve her! A MORTAL hospital was breached!
Cole: um... *looks away* it's o okay...I k kinda like you t too
*sits and quietly debates* -Zaf
-smiles-
Good.
(Hello Zafira, how be you?)
(I have an English mock on the first day back(
Mortals die Wolf! *sighs* I know it's horrible but that man may kill more if the police gets involved
Annabelle: -laughs suddenly, shaking her head-
(*has already said hello to Zaf*)
(I have a French resit the first day back.)
MrBBWolf: I'm sorry..
Cole: w what's s so funny?
Bethany: So would you like to go?
(Good luck Chloe)
Man: *Waits outside cottage*
*Ed walks back into the woods sighing*
*sighs* an incubus with a conscience.... It's okay.,,shall we go back?
(Good luck Jai, I do german instead of french)
(Thanks *,^)
-nods- I would..
Annabelle: -shakes her head-
Nothing...
MrBBWolf: okay..
-starts walking-
(@Ed oh I don't do French, I fail French.)
Cole: r really?
*walks along side him*
(@Jai Oh, we have a useless german teacher and I have not learnt in the past two years we have had her)
Annabelle: Really..i-i was just..Thinking...
MrBBWolf: ~time skip?~
*Ed appears back by the cottage and places a letter pinned to the door* *vanishes*
(Our teacher is good..I just have bad memory..)
(I was a A* French pupil
The only thing I remember now is "voulez vous couche avec moi ce soir?" )
(My memory is terrible at times)
(Kay Sil ^.^)
Cole: of what?
(*Pretends to understand what Chloe said*)
Annabelle: of how..I've b-been waiting for you to..kiss me...
MrBBWolf: -is approaching the house-
(Lol it means
"Will you sleep with me tonight " XD )
Man: *Is sat on the doorstep waiting*
(Oh? Is that a useful phrase to remember? XD)
*notices the note on the door and reads it*
Cole: you have? I'm so slow sometimes...
(It's from a song
And I think it's a flirt line thingy )
MrBBWolf: -glares at the man-
Go away..
Annabelle: yeah..
(It is if you have a special lady friend XD)
*The note reads
A bounty on the heads of Mr B B Wolf and Miss Flame. A great reward available. Signed Edward Lament*
Cole: I'm sorry... *kisses her quickly*
Get away from my house!
(I suppose Chloe XD)
Man: No Wolfie
Ed wrote this? No!
Where is he?
Bethany: *Silente vanishes in a flash of light and reappears in Blogland*
I... Can you hear me?
Annabelle: -blushes, barely having the time to kiss him back-
MrBBWolf: -looks at the note-
Ed?!
Cole: *blushes and kisses again*
Man: I don't know where he is, he will appear when the contract is complete I presume. *throws a bloodstained police hat to the floor at Mr Wolfs feet* Bad idea calling the cops
-lands on her butt-
Why do I always land on my butt??
(I dedicate to Rhos
Who absolutely isn't an asshole)
I must find him *runs into the woods which is more like a waddle*
Annabelle: - smiles and kisses him back, moving closer-
MrBBWolf: -stares at the helmet-
No..
(Hear hear)
*Smith steps out in front of Inky* He's gone
MrBBWolf: Inky!
-runs after her-
Man: *grins* all of them accidentally never found the killer
I failed Higher German last year. Yup.
(I think I will fail German)
(Yey to all us language failures!)
"Will you sleep with me tonight?" I think that's a little more than a flirt line. XD
MrBBWolf: -glares back at the man-
Ed! *shouts* come back!
Cole:: *smiles and breaks away* how was that?
For the record, all fact is actually opinion.
Bethany: Maybe because you're always unprepared?
Alexandra: *tilts her head at Silente* You're back again?
Man: You called the police, it was your fault
I'M NOT GOING TO FAIL FRENCH!!!
. . . Maybe German though. :P
Smith: He vanished, he cant hear you
MrBBWolf: you killed them?
Annabelle: - smiles, eyes slowly opening-
That could be it..
Huh? Oh..Yeah.
Man: Every last one
Cole: *smiles and hugs*
please...bring him back! I neeed to speak to him!
MrBBWolf: ..excuse me a moment..
- runs behind a tree and throws up, hand to his stomach-
-walks back, wiping his mouth, looking queasy-
Smith: He wont come back here, he wont leave the tower
Man: *laughs* Whats up Wolf?
tower? where is this tower?
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