I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE EATEN FANCY POPROCKS!!!!! ACTUALLY IDK IF THEY'RE FANCY BUT THEY'RE FROM EUROPE!!!!!! I KNOW!!!! ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!!!!! :P THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!! *might have had 3 packs...*
My friend told me I should be a porta potty for Halloween. I was like Wha...?! From a random Washington state history book.... (Talking aboot glaciers and avalanches) These erosive forces obviously have the ability to destroy. However, it is easy to see how they create at the same time. Think of them as Mother Nature's magic paintbrush!!!!!
Jeans are at a jean store and Jean stores sell jeans! If Jean stores have jeans and jeans have jean stores then jeans have stores when store have jeans because jeans have store and stores have metaphorically jeans!
*She grinned when she saw a familiar store, her main supplier of jeans. She pulled him inside and took him to the far wall, where the men's heans were*
*realizes that the bit of powdery concealer (*doesn't know if that even exists*) wasn't concealer, it was eyeshadow!* *laughs at her knowledge of makeup which is, non*
(Deathlakeni is a three way ship including Blake Soul, Death Rose, and Elleni Jazz. Join in this Decapitation day at 7p.m. West coast USA time for the latest in the comedy drama romance story!
Hey! No! Don't ruin my best viewing new TV show! It hasn't even aired yet but it's a huge hit! Comedy: Blake is funny Drama: there's three of them Romance: well Duh! It's a ship! And a good one!
Comedy: Blake is funny, especially when he's killing people. Something in his head just snaps and he gets all crazy sadistic and it's really quite hilarious. Would you like to see?
She wanted me to kill you while saying sadistically comic things. By the way, can you let go of me? Kinda close for someone who thinks I'm oh so annoying.
(Rose - I believe they are most likely figments of a disturbed person's imagination. I saw Dugglyn mention Sophake (which I will shoot her for later), which is bullshit.)
Hi derek hope you see my comment, a teacher aid at my school knew i loved skulduggery pleasant and she went to your signing (im in australia) and got us the dying of the light signed *To The Twins!* with a poster, bookmark, ballon, wristband and a little peice of carboard paper with the blogspot url and that took me here!! thanks derek landy, love your books!
(Weird. J's in his last year of high school here in the states, after that it's off to some random university that offers some mildly interesting courses. Unless, of course, he can study abroad.)
Man 1: noooo *falls off stool* Man 2: *throws up* Bartender: *mutters* drunkards, but at least they keep money rolling in. Suspicious? a white van drove past earlier.
(*breaks Blake's finger* Are you blind? I asked you not to poke me. Which means you don't poke me. It doesn't mean, "carry on poking me". It means stop. Do you have any knowledge of the English language?)
(thank you Star, i came up with the name while listening to asylum by disturbed) *nods* thank you, its shame your all going to die *walks towards the bartender* (Asylius is unhinged so that's why he is going to kill them)
(*Looks at his broken finger with a bemused expression*
I speak English very well, thank you. I simply chose to ignore your request knowing full well that it would annoy you, as people not following your orders usually does.
(im listening to a song about a duke who enchanted women into his mansion and building a harem...after he was made a fool of a childhood friend. He decides to kiss her and make her a part of it too. Then a man dressed as a woman comes and kills him...)
(well, on the exam board at my college, apparently you do probabilioty all year, which im rubbish at. I only missed one mark in my psychology test, so...)
(Unfortunately, Blake - I have no interest in talking to or putting up with shit from a little immature asshole like you. So if you could kindly fuck off and leave me alone, it would be appreciated.)
(Kinda worried about that song Inks) (Yup Star 100% true :) *stabs the bt in the shoulder with a long shadow sword and pins him to the wall* you can watch me kill everyone here, after that I'm going to kill you.
I AM SURE THAT WHOEVER WROTE IT AS 1-X(SQUARED) WROTE IT LIKE THAT IT WAS EASIER THAN WRITING IT IN THE FORM THAT I UNDERSTAND! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR . . .
(I don't think I will. You see, I enjoy making you annoyed. You specifically. I have a very deep-rooted dislike for you. One may go so far as to call it hatred.
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(*Cuddles Rose tightly, refusing to let go* I'm so sorry...)
(I thought... I thought... You and Trip...
*She hiccuped and started to cry into his shoulder*)
I prefer not to. I wear a suit if I must.
Loki!! Come on!
*She kissed hard, trying to convince him*
Please...?
Fine, I will try to wear these....jeans.
...
*She beamed at him and kisses his neck*
Good boy. Now, I guess that mes and that I have to get armour...?
(Hello, Arden.)
(Hello)
(So... How's the warehouse...?)
Yes it does, armor is not bad, I promise.
*She groaned and took his hands*
Come on, we're getting you jeans first...
(As you may or may not have noticed, it was destroyed.)
I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE EATEN FANCY POPROCKS!!!!! ACTUALLY IDK IF THEY'RE FANCY BUT THEY'RE FROM EUROPE!!!!!! I KNOW!!!! ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!!!!! :P
THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!
*might have had 3 packs...*
(Tried to stop that but noooooooo I got teleported to Munich.)
BLIP!!! BLIP!!! BLIP!!!! BLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*explodes*
:-) posted on her eyes and then it was a little while ago and she was just a good idea to be neighbors and friends and family members of my mask!
(I did, Arden. It didn't get rebuilt since we last met?)
(*She snuggled closed to Blake*)
(*Waves to Dug*)
(*waves to Deathy*
*with her foot!*
*WHAT?! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! SUPER AWESOME!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!*)
(It was either that or Shanghai.)
(No, it did not. It has served its purpose.)
(I was sent to London... Grr...)
My friend told me I should be a porta potty for Halloween. I was like Wha...?!
From a random Washington state history book....
(Talking aboot glaciers and avalanches)
These erosive forces obviously have the ability to destroy. However, it is easy to see how they create at the same time. Think of them as Mother Nature's magic paintbrush!!!!!
SPARX!
Very well, where do we go for jeans?
(???)
A shop. Or I might have an ex's pair laying around somewhere...
Jeans are at a jean store and Jean stores sell jeans! If Jean stores have jeans and jeans have jean stores then jeans have stores when store have jeans because jeans have store and stores have metaphorically jeans!
(Yes, well, believe it or not, Arden (or most of her) didn't want to crush you with a building.)
(Anyway, I should go. I've been staying up too late these past couple weeks, and it's starting to show. Goodbye.)
(Blake...?
Goodnight, Arden.)
Oh, let us go to a shop.
Yeah, I don't think I've dated someone as tall as you. Come on.
*She took his hands and led him through the trees and into a town*
Now... A shop...
GOOD NIGHT DON'T LET THE ZOMBIE CATERPILLARS GO UP YOUR NOSE AND EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!
Hehe. >>>>
*follows silently* You may want a store for tall people.
(Gtg...)
Do not disturb me, I'm disturbing enough already.
BYE DEATHY!!!!!!!!
Look at this site....! :)))))
http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/category/stupid-funny-quotes/2/
I put my phone in airplane mode but it's not flying! Gasp!
See you, Rose. *sighs*
After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.
Only my second day back at school from the holidays and I'm already home sick. I literally can't talk so they sent me home.
Aww Snow!! :(((
*huggles*
*rolls around* I feel useless
*She smiled at Loki*
I know... Tall people...
*She grinned when she saw a familiar store, her main supplier of jeans. She pulled him inside and took him to the far wall, where the men's heans were*
Look.
(I've got nothing to do in science and 22%)
Nnnnaarrrggghhhh
*Rolls around next to Snow*
Yeah, my brain feels you right now.
*nods at Blake* *bites Elleni's nose off*
I am looking....*seems lost* I understand not Midgardian wear.
((Rose, why do you not use your laptop?))
Ellie please, I've got enough ships as is.
*Chuckles and smiles* If you say so.
*noms El's ear*
Good night all you lovely people, and take care! :)
(I had my laptop taken off me...)
*She laughed, then picked up a pair of black jeans and held them to his hips*
Go try these on.
(Goodnight Tia.)
(*Steals Blake's head and runs away with it*)
*briefly wonders why Tia was hugging her earlier even when she wasn't here*
*shrugs*
*realizes that the bit of powdery concealer (*doesn't know if that even exists*) wasn't concealer, it was eyeshadow!*
*laughs at her knowledge of makeup which is, non*
<®
(*Looks at the stump where his hand used to be*
*Makes a new one out of darkness*
Good as new.)
Very well. *goes and tries them on, unsure what to do*
((And how do they expect you to do work that's done online...? And why would they even take it?))
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I. Love. Blue. Blush!
*She laughed at Loki and started to look through a few other pairs*
(It was my parents... And I don't know...)
*rolls away to youtube*
*waves, WITH HER FOOT!!! Wow!!!, to Snow*
SHNUGGLEY OOGLY BLOOP!
(I dedicate this page to the insane amount of ships J's characters are a part of. Let's try to list them all.
Blakone
Deathlake
Ellake
Blip
Erebwa
Any others people can think of? Those are in order, by the way.)
Huggy huggy Death and Duggy :)
(Yes. Dragake! And Bilente. And Sophake!)
:)))))))))
Yep!
Though why and Duggy? Not that I mind!!
*huggles Tia*
I believe these fit, Rose. *doesn't seem thrilled to wear the Midgardian clothes*
(( well that's stupid, you sort of need a computer for your schoolwork...))
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Deathlakeni!
*laughs hysterically*
*miraculously comes back to life*
DEATHLAKENI!!!
(Real ships Dug... that people have had some strange reason, however far-fetched it may have been, to come up with.)
If you EVER mention the false ship of Blake and Rose, there shall be murder.
(Deathlakeni is a three way ship including Blake Soul, Death Rose, and Elleni Jazz. Join in this Decapitation day at 7p.m. West coast USA time for the latest in the comedy drama romance story!
What?! Deathlakeni IS a real ship! It's even on TV!
(Hey Loki, what about Deathlakeni? Because even through Roki Doki is awesome and all Deathlakeni is pretty funny!))
And like that, Ellie has cleared it up perfectly.
Hey! No! Don't ruin my best viewing new TV show! It hasn't even aired yet but it's a huge hit!
Comedy: Blake is funny
Drama: there's three of them
Romance: well Duh! It's a ship! And a good one!
SHE DID NOT!!!!!!!! COMMON!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH DEATHLAKENI?! D: D: D:
*goes and cries in a corner*
Comedy: Blake is funny, especially when he's killing people. Something in his head just snaps and he gets all crazy sadistic and it's really quite hilarious. Would you like to see?
Exactly! Drama! But also you love him so it's romance! And your attempt to kill him is comedy!
Ooh! Yes please! On Elleni right? :P
*shys away from ze hug*
Nuuu... D:
*laughs hysterically*
Well only in the three way ship.
Where's Deathy? I'm sure she has some input on Deathlakeni.
(Shoot..have to go! Pie!)
*Runs after Dug, waving a shadowy knife around*
*Struggles weakly in Ellie's arms, shouting rather rude things at Dug*
*Gives her a look back*
Hey, you're mad at her too.
She wanted me to kill you while saying sadistically comic things. By the way, can you let go of me? Kinda close for someone who thinks I'm oh so annoying.
*Pokes her arm*
Still holding me. And I thought we both disproved of the three way romantic comedy show.
*Dusts himself off, dropping the knife. It dissipates into shadows as it hits the ground*
We appear to be the only ones around.
Well, any ideas what we should do? I'd say fight but that would be rude and unfair.
*Raises an eyebrow*
You really want to try? I won't complain as long as you don't after all the broken bones.
If you're both so eager to see me beat up I could take you both on. Might be fun.
*walks over and stabs Blake*
*tendrils of shadow grab Loki's arm, stopping it inches from Blake's gut. He looks down with a confused expression*
What in the seven realms made you think that would work?
*The tendrils lift Loki into the air, smashing him back down a few feet from Blake*
*continues to ship Deathlakeni*
*will have to ask Chi her opinion on it*
*she might find it amusing..*
Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Oodnightgay!
Oodnightgay!
I don't know what happened there....
Hello.
(Hello.)
(I will continue to be here for the next few hours.)
(Hello, Elleni. How are you?)
(I am average, thank you.
I'm afraid I know very little about art, so I cannot comment on the matter.)
(However, the fact it won some sort of competition would indicate that the art was good or better than the other entries by default.)
(I see. Is your keyboard broken and only the colon, shift and P actually work?
Two :Ps for yes, one for no.)
(
(Bloody randomly appearing brackets.
That would make sense.)
(I am so cunfused with these new ships...)
(Rose - I believe they are most likely figments of a disturbed person's imagination. I saw Dugglyn mention Sophake (which I will shoot her for later), which is bullshit.)
(And yes, I did purposely mentioned "disturbed person" and Dugglyn in the sentence after. She thoroughly confuses me.)
(I will be distant for a moment.)
Hi derek hope you see my comment, a teacher aid at my school knew i loved skulduggery pleasant and she went to your signing (im in australia) and got us the dying of the light signed *To The Twins!* with a poster, bookmark, ballon, wristband and a little peice of carboard paper with the blogspot url and that took me here!! thanks derek landy, love your books!
(I am back.)
(Hello.)
(I am here my darlings XD)
(It seems the blog is working. *tilts head* At least then. How odd.)
(Hello, Chloe. How are you?)
(Hello Soph bach ^^ I am good, you?)
(I am average.
Have you been having errors or have you just arrived?)
(I have, it wouldn't let me comment until you did. Gar was having the same problem)
(*Pokes Inky*
*Pokes Soph*
Appears I'm here as well.)
I was having that problem!
(It seems it may have been an issue with Blogger itself. I have just attempted to comment every now and then.)
(Hey Blake. How art thou?)
(Hello Star.
Hello, Blake. Why did you poke me?)
(Decent, my author was just recently released from the hell that is high school.)
(I see Soph
This girl asked me where I was from and I was like 'from here, south wales' apparently I sound like I come from up north XD)
(Because I can.
*Pokes Soph again*
No other reason is really necessary.)
(high school huh?
That's cool
Here, we go to college. That is like the last two years of high school but in a different school.)
(Hey Xan ^^, turns out others have been experiencing problems)
(Do not poke me.
I will be back soon.)
(Okay Soph)
(Weird. J's in his last year of high school here in the states, after that it's off to some random university that offers some mildly interesting courses. Unless, of course, he can study abroad.)
(im in first year college, so I have a year to go before uni. Then itll be 6 years to become a vet)
(how art thou, Xan?)
I'm in my last year of secondary school . . . which means I get to stress out about college options yaaaaay.
Less than twenty days older and I'd been in college with you folks, but I'm behind enough socially already so I'm glad I'm in this year group. :P
(I am good I JUST GOT A TICKET TO THE 'YOU ME AT SIX' CONCERT!!!)
(Hello *offers hug to anyone who wants one* how are you all?)
(Aww Star. Im sure you would make a good choice)
(*huggles* I am good Tiger. You?)
Hey Star
I just wanted to stop by to give you this.
[gives Star a hug]
[disappears]
(Hey Fab ^^)
*hugs Lantern*
*hugs*
Fours . . .
Don't forget you're awesome. <3
I'm not sure, Inky, but thanks. :P
@Inky: YAAAAAAAAY!
(yup, you can see my comments working in reverse . . . XD)
(I am back, somewhat.)
(I see that star hehe XD)
(*huggles* I'm coolz thanks Inks)
(Did you want to continue with rp or ...?)
(sure, Asylius is at a bar and he has just asked the punters of they have seen anything suspicious, do you want to do the punters and bar man inks?)
Man 1: noooo *falls off stool*
Man 2: *throws up*
Bartender: *mutters* drunkards, but at least they keep money rolling in.
Suspicious? a white van drove past earlier.
(Asylius is a great name.
I think it's the a and the s and y and the l like that . . .
I love the word 'asylum', too. :P)
(*Pokes Soph*
*Is joined in the poking by dozens of shadow arms*
*Keeps a blank expression all the while*)
I had 1-x(squared) and I somehow rearranged it to get x(square)-1 . . .
:S
I'm not sure I was meant to do that. :P
(*breaks Blake's finger* Are you blind? I asked you not to poke me. Which means you don't poke me. It doesn't mean, "carry on poking me". It means stop. Do you have any knowledge of the English language?)
(ugh maths -_- don't miss it one bit. just give me psychology any day)
(thank you Star, i came up with the name while listening to asylum by disturbed)
*nods* thank you, its shame your all going to die *walks towards the bartender* (Asylius is unhinged so that's why he is going to kill them)
Bartender: w what are you doing?
*goes for a dagger*
(*Looks at his broken finger with a bemused expression*
I speak English very well, thank you. I simply chose to ignore your request knowing full well that it would annoy you, as people not following your orders usually does.
*The shadow hands continue to poke her*)
Yes.
8-9=-1
9-8=1
:S
However . . .
8-64=-56
64-8=56
C:
Yay.
Okay, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .
*stares at maths and tries to seee if I've got any further* *probably not*
(im listening to a song about a duke who enchanted women into his mansion and building a harem...after he was made a fool of a childhood friend. He decides to kiss her and make her a part of it too. Then a man dressed as a woman comes and kills him...)
@Garrett: O_O Really???? :)
The word 'Asylius' keeps making me think of Disturbed's 'Asylum' . . . XD
@Inky: :/
See
I don't know if I hsould tkae maths or psychology or both.
@Inky: . . .
Okay. O_O
(well, on the exam board at my college, apparently you do probabilioty all year, which im rubbish at. I only missed one mark in my psychology test, so...)
(this is the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrvTeSswqU&list=FLMvKph9NngI1bjqPBlkSHoA&index=2)
(Unfortunately, Blake - I have no interest in talking to or putting up with shit from a little immature asshole like you. So if you could kindly fuck off and leave me alone, it would be appreciated.)
OH my gosh
All this is beacuse I don't know how to work with '1-x(squared)'!
-_-
SERIOUSLY
SERIOUSLY WORLD
FIRSTYOU DON'T TEACH ME HOW TO MULTIPLE DECIMALS ADN THEN THIS
-_-
OKAY
@Inky: I think I like probability. :) But yeah. :P
(Kinda worried about that song Inks)
(Yup Star 100% true :)
*stabs the bt in the shoulder with a long shadow sword and pins him to the wall* you can watch me kill everyone here, after that I'm going to kill you.
(the things I find *sighs*)
Bartender: No! I have regulars I have to see to! please don't kill me
I AM SURE
THAT WHOEVER WROTE IT AS 1-X(SQUARED)
WROTE IT LIKE THAT IT WAS EASIER THAN WRITING IT IN THE FORM THAT I UNDERSTAND!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR . . .
*laughs and throws shadow knives at the nearest people*
Man 1: *falls dead*
Man 2: *falls dead also*
(I don't think I will. You see, I enjoy making you annoyed. You specifically. I have a very deep-rooted dislike for you. One may go so far as to call it hatred.
*The darkness pokes her relentlessly*)
(ello Ed ^^ how art thou?)
Why the hell do you dislike Sophia? :S
(I am good thanks, how are you)
(hello ed) *walks over to the other people and stops their hearts beating* *looks back at the bartender* your turn.
(I will be back soon. Dragona has to wash up.)
1 - x(squared) = 0
(-1)
-x(squared) = -1
(+x(squared)
0 = -1 + x(squared)
. . . There's not anything wrong with that, is there? :/
(I am good ^^)
Bartender: No! *hurls a dagger at him*
*Sits on roof of bar and drinks*
. . . And that's the same as
x(squared) + -1 = 0
which is the same as
x(squared) - 1 = 0
. . .
But 1 - x(squared) isn't the same as x(squared) - 1!
:/
Dammit . . .
HELP
*finds Ed* hey Sweetie *smiles*
(back)
(welcomes Tiger)
*Smiles* Hello, you haven't changed your mind have you?
I've wasted the best part of an hour freaking out about this and just -
sfinadoasndsaosdmaosmaodjaioda
-_-
*shakes head* I would never
(Star...take deep breaths. In...and out....in....and out....)
@Inky: Oh yeah.
*takes deep breaths*
Thanks. :)
*Smiles* good. Have you told anyone yet?
Deep breaths really help . . . they're calming.
I like distractions and deep breaths . . .
(I did a test on what deadly sin I am...sloth)
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