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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4692 Newer› Newest»*Releases him and fakes a smile* I don't fight, now where did that man go *Man has vanished*
*smiles* good
*looks around* Hmmm, he must have slipped my attention
(WB Soph.)
Well *Looks round* Felix, you see where he went?
(Hi Sil, how are you?)
Felix: Nope, I was too bust being stra- *shoots a glance at Inky* I didn't see where he went
(Thank you, Silente.)
(I hearby dedicate this page to dogs. I am now covered in scrams from dogs today
Also, to kung fu)
*Voice has an edge of anger* Well, he didn't leave this ship so he must have gone through the portal.
(@Soph So as it turns out Zaf still plans to rewrite me..)
(Hear hear, dogs are amazing)
*ears lower* crap, sorry. I should have kept an eye
(I assumed so - I will protect.)
(Thanks Ed, they are ^^)
Don't worry about it. *Steps back through*
*wakes up by the lake*
Oh, everyone's gone.
*Felix and Inky follow*
(Okay then....Sil might hate you for that...)
((Didn't I tell you not to go out, didn't I?
You did, you did
Didn't I say the world was cruel, didn't I?
You did, you did.
Then tell me how this happened, what I did wrong, tell me why cant we just go home Shi and forget this dreadful night?
Didn't you say that you were different didn't you?
I am, I am.
Say you aren't that person, say it.
I am, I am.
Then tell me, how to act Dad, what to say Dad, tell me why all you ever told me, every word, is a lie?
Didn't you say that you'd protect me, didn't you?
I tried, I tried
Is that how you'd help me, is it?
I tried I tried
Don't help me anymore Dad, you are dead Dad in my eyes, someone has replaced you, Dad I hate you go and die!
Didn't I build a house a home didn't I?
Didn't I raise her all alone, didn't I?
Then Rotti took her from me, stole my Shilo
He's to blame!
Have I failed my daughter, and let the father die?
And let the monster riiiiiiiiise
(Hello Tia)
*Steps into barrel of gun* Oh
(ZAFFY! REPO!!! I LOVE DAT SONG!)
Ed!
*steps infront of him*
(I do not care, Silente.)
(ZAFFY! REPO!!! I LOVE DAT SONG!)
Ed!
*steps infront of him*
*Presses button on watch and hologram disappears revealing ed to have been lament. Portal closes*
(Repo is great.)
*looks confused* Wait...what?!
Feix: *looks confused* whose that's bloke?
(I was just telling ya.)
*They are surrounded by a small robotic army*
Felix: *pulls out kirikara* Ive been raring for a fight!
Inky: *changes into semi wolf form* Whats the meaning of this?
*approaches Silente with her machine gun drawn* Listen, Silente. I am not happy about doing this - and you will not be happy about accepting this. But as is part of my job, I will assist you. I will protect you.
L: Well, while Ed may be hard to kill, you have wronged me in the past so *Sees the sword* If you attack one then they will all fire.
And I will object in this case. Ive already had one nutter following me, lord knows if he still is, i don't need two.
Felix, put the damn sword down
What do you want, git
Felix, put the damn sword down
What do you want, git
Your objection is noted, and ignored.
L: Revenge and don't try to contact Ed, he is drunk in a bar somewhere.
*smiles* Go to hell, bastard.
Felix: *rolls eyes* hell is so overrated
Sophia neither you nor I want you following me. Therefore you don't have to. I'm a big girl....metaphorically speaking.
L: *Smiles* Now, if you put these shackles on then the army will lower the guns
Fine
Felix: But-
Honest to Christ felix, I will kill you myself if you don't do this
Just because I do not want to follow you, doesn't mean I don't have to. No matter how many times you will object - I will still protect you.
L: *They all appear in a lab with hundreds of bodies in the corners* Welcome to the lab of Nye.
Sophia I swear if you follow me around I will cause you as much grief as I can just to get rid of you.
*is here*
(Hi zaf)
*looks around*
*hair raises on neck*
what...are we doing here
*starts panicking*
Felix: Let us go
(Repo is a great musical XD)
L: Well, I have donated you to Nye for his research. Sorry Felix but you too.
Try it, Silente. Just because I will protect you from Zafira, doesn't mean I won't kick your ass myself.
(Amber:
Z me gimme a hit now hurry
I'm late I'm late so hurry.
Don't keep my surgeons waiting
GR:
Bitch pay me.
Amber:
Later
GR:
Ok I'll see ya later
Amber:
Where you goin'?
Stay here
There's ways for me to pay dear
Other than dough.
Amber:
I want a hit of Z
And were not talking for free
A game of give and take
Baby I'll give til I break
But I ain't nobodies fool
This bitch knows the rules
I'll let you fuck my soul
For a hit of that glow
So come on climb on man up
Come up and try my new parts!
Come on and break 'em in!
We both know what we want
Come up and try my new parts!
Anyway you want
You know wanna take me
What's the matter Graverobber
Take me!
I can take it baby
I don't care where you put it
Why don't you surprise me?
Come on work me
You know you like it naughty
Oh naughty boy take me!
And I ain't askin'..
Come up and try my new parts!
Bow down and break 'em in!
Before I change my heart
Shut up and try my new parts! )
*turns to look at Zaf*
Listen just to get Soph off my back do you plan to try this shit again?
W w what will he do...?
felix: Damn bastard
L: I imagine he will slowly torture you then try to find out how werewolves work.
((Just observing for now))
*flashes back to past, when she was experimented on*
*whispers* No...
*louder* No!
Felix: Calm down, Ill kick his ass
L: You shouldn't have sided with the traitor Inky. *Turns to Felix* Bring it
felix: *charges at L*
No, don't Felix!
*felix ignores her*
(*kinda wants to be with flick now...*)
(XD)
L: *Laughs and brings shadow down on his leg breaking it* *Time energy glows in is hands* Pick how you want to die, slowly or quickly?
Time energy? :O
(He stole eds time power so can control time)
Felix: *laughs* Idiot *continues running*
*grins like a maniac* Do you think its easy to kill a demon! Imbecile!
No! *refuses to look*
(Kay Ed ^^)
(OMG just found out that glee did a cover of ' toucha toucha touch me' from rocky horror show :O)
(Back)
L: *Sends stream of time energy at his chest aging him a few hundred years*
(Really?)
(OMG THEY DID NOT!!!)
(Soph? Zaf?)
Felix! *cries*
felix: *falters for a moment* Demons don't age ! Foolish igit!
(Yes they did)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2zbKHRuNo)
(I am here.)
L: Very well demon *Huge sword appears from nowhere* know what this is?
Felix: surprise me
Sophia you are not to follow me around.
Oi assassin you still watching me all the time?
Boom?
I will follow you around, Silente. It is for the good of your own health.
(*sighs* I am not a bloody messenger.)
Assassin: Of course. *remains invisible*
(Awesome)
L: L: It is a sword forged in the fires of hell with power to kill a god
I already HAVE someone following me around!
*looks at Zaf*
Please for the love of ggod tell them i don't need a baby sitter!
*sighs* Silente, I will not listen to Zafira. I am not a babysitter. You may look young enough for one, but that isn't the point. I am more of a bodyguard for the time being. Do not argue.
Felix :*mocking tone*
Ahhh! Im so scared! No time for mine! *pulls out kirikara* This sword killed the Impure King
I don't need a body guard! I already have one weirdo following me around non stop!
L: *Laughs* I am feared throughout the universe.
Wait Lament! I thought you were a justified guy! *ears lowers* I thought you just wanted revenge for your planet...not spreading fear
Felix: Narcissist
I do not care, Silente. The less you complain - the less painful it will be for both of us. Alright?
Zafira: You need one.
L: You know nothing of me. *Appears with sword to Inkys throat* Stand down demon
No not alright! I'm not being followed by two weirdos!
*runs off as a blur by way of proving her point*
*glares at zaf before she runs off*
*sighs, raising her arm and using stasis on Silente* *catches up to her again*
Felix, don't lower your sword
Don't worry about me
Felix: *sighs* but Ed will make me regret that
*lowers sword*
*frozen midrun*
Zafira: *laughs*
L: *Appears and takes sword* Thank you, nye will be here shortly.
Do not try and get away, Silente.
Felix: *sulks*
*starts shaking*
*reassures herself* Ed will come...he has to
*stands straight when the stasis wears off and glares at Zaf*
*then glares at Sophia*
Go away.
L: I wouldn't bet on it, he is too drunk to remember his name at the moment. *Nye approaches
Nye: Well, what do we have here?
Not until this is over, Silente.
*looks back and fore at L and Nye* Crap
Felix: whats this monstrosity?
It's over now.
It isn't, Silente.
*turns to Zafira*
If you attempt to rewrite Silente, I will kill you. If I even get the slightest hint that you will try again - you will die. Are we clear?
L: I will leave you all now.
Nye: Oh do stay, you don't want to miss the fun. *Turns to Felix and Inky* My, I do have my work cut out
Zafira; If I want to rewrite her, I will.
*ears lower* Don't...hurt us
*legs become weak*
felix: what are you?
You can try, Zafira - but there is not a chance in hell I am going to let you succeed.
Nye: I am a crenga, what are you? *Chains wrap around Inky, Felix and Lament*
L: Damn
Fine! Follow me! I am making this as awkward for you as possible though.
*tugs her shirt over her head and throws it at Sophia's face*
*slips off her pants and boots as well, also throwing them at Soph*
*is now in her underwear and knives*
*sits down pointedly*
*scoffs* Serves you right lament
Felix: interesting
*folds her arms* Silente, you are just making yourself look like a fool. You are gaining very little from this.
*Nye leaves to begin experiments in the morning*
L: Well, now we are all trapped. Any chance of forgiveness?
Zafira: I already am working.
*laughs* you are pathetic. Why would you want my forgiveness?
felix: right, time to escape
*crosses her arms as well*
I am gaining amusement. If you really want to follow me you can, but the cold doesn't exactly bother me so I won't be putting om any more layers.
L: How do you propose we escape Felix? I would ask for your forgiveness because then we can escape
I will follow you, Silente. As I said, you are gaining very little - one trip to Omega, and you see things hundreds of times worse than what you're doing. This doesn't phase me at all.
Felix:...I didn't think that far ahead
*rolls eyes* idiot.
*smiles sweetly at L* I hope you die and rot in a ditch
L: *Looks a Felix* Idiot. *Turns to inky* I can help you escape
*glares at Sophia*
*considers stripping completely but decides against it*
*arches an eyebrow* oh? how then?
L: With a little help from the traitor
I am attempting to save your life, Silente - like it or not, I will be following you.
I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really? *eyes light up*
(YELLOW DUGG ^^)
They don't know I'm on...
I shouldn't be here...
*mutters under her breath*
You can bloody well try.
(Hello dugglyn)
L: Yes really. Now, I assume you have a way to contact him?
(DeATH ^^)
(I'm going to have to go soon, so I'm not sure there's much point in appearing . . . but hi.)
(Hello Death)
DEATH! :)
YOU EXIST!
HI!
Yes but...my phone is in my back pocket
(STARRRR)
(PURPLE DUG!)
L: Oh *Turns to Felix* Your nearest to her
Hi Inky! :) :)
(Hi Star)
Felix: No way am I doing that
(Death!)
L: Felix, do you want to die in here?
And I will bloody well succeed, Silente.
Felix: ...no
Felix, just get the damn phone
*felix grabs phone quickly*
L: FELIX
Hey...
I don't feel like I should be existing, Star:..
(Pure everyone who said Hello in some fashion!(? (I.e yellow :)))
AND DEATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! ::::::::)))))))))))))
L: Good Felix, now dial the traitor
(XD)
That's what you think. I'm going swimming.
*gets up and moves to the edge of the lake*
*quickly strips off the rest of her clothes and dives in under the water*
*still wearing her knives*
ROSE!!!!
(Awww Deathy! Of course you should exist!!!! The world wouldn't be as awesome without you... same with Blogland. You are amazing!!!!)
Felix: technology is new to me
*rolls eyes*
Let me do it
*Rings Ed* Hey, Ed?
Hey Loki...
evening bitches
No, you're not. *lifts Silente out of the water with her biotics, setting her back down on the ground*
There was a time when I didn't exist. The world was fine with that.
(@Death: WHAT DUGG SAID. :) :)
Hi Em. :))
(Evening Em XD
I think of the song 'you call me a bitch like its a bad thing' when I hear bitch)
Hey Em
@Death: And now it's better. :)
(Hello Em)
*Ed answers drunk* Hello?
*hugs tightly* Oh, Rose...
*the knives cover up her most...er...private parts*
Swimming Sophia, its only swimming.
*jumps back in making a giant splash*
*smiles* Hello, hon. Can you come and help me?
No it's not, Star.
People are still being murdered, kidnapped, tortured, raped, there are still homeless, poverty, abuse.
I have done nothing to stop that.
*lifts her back out* I do not care what it is.
*Still drunk* W...where are you?
(HEY EM!!!!!!)
*She hugged him back*
What's wrong with you today...? You are a little overjoyed to see me, Loki.
@Death: Have you read TFIOS?
Because just because you don't do much in life doesn't mean you're not amazing.
In Nyes lab
Hey if you're following me I at least get to relax!
*once again jumps in*
(Yes, Star, I have.)
Hey, Death Rose!
Hi Em!
(What should I shorten Death Rose to?)
*Laughs* Why are y...you in his l...lab?
(Rose is fine, Taia.)
@Death: Yes, exactly. *points to TFIOS and all the awesomeness contained within it*
(Purple Tia!!!!!)
There is no relaxing, Silente. Not now. You can relax when this is over and Zafira is dead. *lifts her back out, holding her in the air*
(I'm confused, Star...)
I'll explain it to you later, I nee you
For gods sake Sophia you might be a stuck up twot that has a metal rod up her rectum! Let me bloody swim!
@Death: TFIOS went on about, amongst other things, how you don't have to be heroic and world-changing to be awesome.
Ok *Ed appears in a blue hat and his tie wrapped round his head holding a drink*
I just am very happy, I know not why.
We say the same thing about Turians. But I will still not let you swim.
(There is a difference between me and all the other characters. They're strong. And brave. And they're awesome.
I'm nothing. A mere vessel that a soul is trapped inside of.)
Hey, Dugglyn!
There will be no killing Zafira. What is wrong with you, Sophia?
/I would sacrifice your life to save hers/
*smiles* hey sweetie, been trying a new look?
felix*looks confused* this is our knight in shining armour
It's just swimming! What do you think is going to happen??
I'm having a bad time at the moment.
My son is just... he's constantly hitting, spitting and pinching me. I feel like he hates me.
I actually think that I can't be the mother he wants or needs.
I'm just having a really bad day.
Yes, does the hat suit me? *Stumbles and stands in front of Felix* And who are you? Are you going to save you all?
I love you, Loki...
*She struggled out of his arms and pulled out er phone. She pullf up the picture of Sil's broken arm and looked at him, grinning*
You know how you told me not to break it...? I didn't listen...
Who is marrying a god.
I do not think anything will happen - therefore I must be prepared.
*sighs* Tia, she tried to rewrite Silente's entire personality. She is corrupt, and psychopathic. Killing her will prevent any future problems - I will arrest her if the opportunity arises, but I sincerely doubt it will.
*blushes when she realises Tia is there*
*is only wearing her knives*
*aaaaaawkwaaaaard*
Felix: I am felix the demon
You are saving us *motions to all three people*
The hat looks great onyou
(You aren't nothing. Rose, we are all something. Questioning your existence as you have right now simply proves you exist and matter (
Oh Em......
*hugs tightly*
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