Meh. Depressed about the weather. Depressed about school. Depressed about my weight. Though rain will make the flowers grow, and school will help me become an author, and being fat from delicious food that I love is better than being skinny from food that tastes like cardboard dipped in propane.
Good morning, afternoon, evening, or other time of day, Blogland.
...
I must confess, on one hand, I wish to know the circumstances that brought Ms. Crowley's latest comment about, but on the other hand, I doubt that they will ever live up to the mystery.
*shakes the hand with her free hand* You realize we don't have to shake hands every time we see each other right? *the pesky symbol on her forehead, the one placed there as both a warning and an order to other vampires is glowing the tiniest bit*
Well, Tia, capybaras live in the savannah, and near bodies of water. They are also highly social. I live in a hotel, and spend my time reading silently and hissing at sunlight.
*scowls* I felt very ashamed of myself just then, so I Googled West Dakota, and apparently it's a band that plays emo country music. I dare you to tell me that a capybara could not sneak into that band!
My point stands thusly. *points to map* West Dakota does not exist on a map. I would have to found it, and then outlaw myself, which all seems too much trouble for a dreary Saturday afternoon. However! *points to a CD* West Dakota does exist as a band. I believe that it would be infinitely easier for a capybara to become bass player for this band, than for a capybara to found and outlaw itself from a state.
Then the only choice you have is between founding a state and learning to play a bass well enough to appease the obvious top tier of Country known as West Dakota.
*frowns thoughtfully* That's true, Silente . . . I hadn't considered the repercussions of being both the lead singer for Be The Glue AND the bass player for West Dakota, not to mention doing both as a capybara.
*reclines in armchair* *strokes chin in deep thought* So it all boils down to the following: Do I have more faith in my (A) Ability to found a state and govern it appropriately before being outlawed from it, or (B) My ability to learn how to play the bass.
Ah-ha! Of course! I am only required to sneak into West Dakota if I am, in fact, a capybara. So if I can somehow determine, once and for all, if I am a member of familia rodentia, then my problems will be solved! Perhaps there will be no need to sneak into West Dakota!
Reason Why She Is Not: -Their teeth do not stop growing. -They live in the grasslands by bodies of water. -They must chew things to prevent their teeth from growing too long. -They are semi-aquatic, though they are not egg-laying mammals of action. -They have webbed feet. -Their bodies are coated in thick, warm fur. -They sunburn easily. -They bark. -They live in large family groups. -They eat grass, melons, and squash. -They live 8 to 10 years. -They are not an endangered species.
Reasons Why She Is: -The largest of them can weight up to 175 pounds. -They have sharp teeth. -They are mostly nocturnal. -They will dive head-first into the water to escape a predator. -They are considered a delicacy by some gourmands.
*ducks the blades, grabs dark by the waist and shadow walks to the sea dropping him in before shadow walking back* sorry bout that, silly assassins they never learn (i do have Facebook and I've liked the Cardiff comic con page) (aay you found a nickname for me :) (
Dark Hunter: *fades out, and fades in beside Garrett again* *makes a slash down his back with his sword, whilst pulling his leg out from under him* *stabs downwards with both blades*
*waves* Hey guys. I promise I won't...kill anyone. Haha.
I almost finished all the Doctor Who quests on the game I have, I got to be the Doctor's companion for it. And Rose is on the TARDIS and I think it's based off 10 or 11 I feel like its 10.-Zaf
Dark Hunter: *blocks it with his hook blade, the dagger beginning to heat up* *taps a sigil on his gauntlet, charging it with electrical energy* *fires a pulse of electricity at her, slashing at her with both his blades*
Dark Hunter: *fades out* *fades back in, kicking the shotgun from Garrett's grip* *swipes his legs out from under him* *fades out* *fades back in, slashing at Inky*
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where do you want to go?
Shinedown are great! :)
(What's up Clara capybara?)
*smiles* Hey Dugg. Hmmm, not that I remember....how are you anyways?
*shrugs* I don't mind Gar, you choose
(I found their song miracle )
Oh...
Hmm.
Ok!
*grins*
I'm good! How are you!?
Meh. Depressed about the weather. Depressed about school. Depressed about my weight.
Though rain will make the flowers grow, and school will help me become an author, and being fat from delicious food that I love is better than being skinny from food that tastes like cardboard dipped in propane.
*looks at the hand, one brow raised*
Maybe Kensepeckle is possessing her..
Did . . . did you call me a capybara?
*Googles "capybara"*
(Hello, Clara!
Do you want to share the reason behind you being disgruntled?
(Also I am male and I'm not homosexual so I won't be marrying a man but hey, everyone else heard Clara, right?))
Im good, here, I have a present for you. *holds out a necklace*
@Inky: I like that one, too. :) It's a beautiful song . . .
*nods at Clara* *hugs* *thinks her logic is logical*
My apologies, Tia. I hope you marry a woman with eyes that you want to do cannonballs into, and more cats than the ASPCA.
*is having a problem with ASPCA and that A as opposed to the RSPCA* *like* *it looks weird with an A . . .*
(*hugs Clara* Yes I may have called you a capybara..I now realise that COULD be offensive..)
Disgruntled? I'm not disgruntled.
Oh goodness, I think I AM a capybara.
*frowns at Star's comment*
*looks up RSPCA*
. . . Oh, I see. You have a different one in Britain.
I suppose it makes sense.
(I'm also a bloke and I'm also straight, anyway t(-_-t) choo choo,)
lets go to Italy,
*waves to dugg* hello.
(OMG BABY CAPYBARA'S ARE CUTE!!!)
((That's more like it, Clara! :)
Eat what makes you happy, do what makes you happy, because doing so will make you happy.))
((Too logical?))
*sighs heavily*
Garrett, I hope you marry a capybara.
Yay! Ive always wanted to go to Italy
t(-.-t) (choo choo)
(ARRSPCA for pirates who need parrots)
*huddled over laptop, on the desk of the Midnight Hotel*
I am watching a video about capybaras. It occurs to me that they may not, in fact, be the best marriage partners.
(@Clara uh btw didn't mean to offend you when I called you a capybara, it just kinda half rhymed..)
...
Good morning, afternoon, evening, or other time of day, Blogland.
...
I must confess, on one hand, I wish to know the circumstances that brought Ms. Crowley's latest comment about, but on the other hand, I doubt that they will ever live up to the mystery.
They have webbed toes, and therefore love to swim. I do not love to swim. Difference Number One between myself and a capybara.
*smiles at Tanya*
How are you anyway?
(hello, Sir)
You will probably be happier not knowing, dear Sir. Also, hullo.
(*hugs Sir*
*makes Clara hug sir*
Hello Sir!)
*grumbles at Silente*
Is she going to shake my hand? What's she hiding behind her back?
Surely Kenspeckle wouldn't try to possess my sister? Why would he do that?
(alright butt (<for sir),
no chance Clara, I'm not going to marry a capybara)
lets go shall we Inks *produces two train tickets*
Hi Sir!
@Tia: XD XD XD
Apparently, capybaras were once considered edible by Catholics on Fridays. In that respect, a capybara and myself are similar.
(Gar, you need to ded)
(*is good*)
(*smiles at Clara*
*mouths 'hug' at her*
*nods wisely*)
He might do. Maybe he really wants his weapon to be made.
*shrugs*
But Garrett, they are very special and unique animals.
(Hello, Sir!)
*grins* Lets go to Italy!
They constantly need something to chew on. Difference Number Two.
*chews on a pencil*
(@Clara so are Nyan Cats)
...
In any case.
Greetings, Ms. Flame, Ms. Crowley, Ms. Tempest, Ms. Halcyon, Mr. Garret, and Ms. Inkbright.
Ms. Tempest, if you could stop forcing both I and Ms. Crowley towards each other, that would be heartily appreciated.
They only come in one color. I typically only wear one color. Hmm.
(ok...... um........
i ded to Slipknot and music in general, because why not.)
t(-.-t) choo choo!
However, Tia, Nyan Cats are always on the move. Also, they never shut up.
And I agree with Sir on that point.
(*pouts at Sir*
Sorry.
*hangs head in mock shame*)
t(-.-t) (choo choo! Hear hear!)
Capybaras are illegal in most states. I am also illegal in most states.
*closes laptop*
The video is over. My verdict:
I am probably a capybara.
A shame, Ms. Crowley. How on Earth shall you live your life without experiencing the pure joy of entering the paradise also known as West Dakota?
(It seems I disappeared briefly.)
*is still waiting for to shake her hand*
*is getting increasingly suspicious of her, looks at her smile, her eyes*
Something's off, Tan, and you know it.
(indeed you did Sophia)
*holds Inks' shoulder and shadow walks to the train station* right we're looking for platform 17.
*looks for platform 17*
*walks off to the right*
Ah-ha, you see, that's a technicality. I am only illegal to OWN in West Dakota. I could sneak in under the radar.
(She returns! Hello, Soph!
@Clara what climate do you and capybaras live in?)
*shakes the hand with her free hand*
You realize we don't have to shake hands every time we see each other right?
*the pesky symbol on her forehead, the one placed there as both a warning and an order to other vampires is glowing the tiniest bit*
Greetings, Commander Keating.
Ms. Crowley, the border police of West Dakota don't use radar.
(hello soph)
*continues search for platform 17*
Well, Tia, capybaras live in the savannah, and near bodies of water. They are also highly social. I live in a hotel, and spend my time reading silently and hissing at sunlight.
. . .
Perhaps I am not a capybara after all.
*begins to feel an identity crisis coming on*
(Hello, Sir Reingington.)
Well then, my sneaking will be all the easier.
And how do you know they don't use radar? Do you often sneak into West Dakota?
*takes a very small step back after the handshake, puts her hand back in her pocket*
I know. What are you hiding?
(*hugs sophia*
*wonders when i became a hugging person*
*panics*)
I happen to know this, Ms. Crowley, because West Dakota does not currently exist.
Nothing. Just got an annoying itch I can't reach.
*smiles* here it is
(@Sir what a plot twist!)
*exaggerated irateness*
Well then, how can I possibly sneak in!?
*scowls*
I felt very ashamed of myself just then, so I Googled West Dakota, and apparently it's a band that plays emo country music.
I dare you to tell me that a capybara could not sneak into that band!
Hear, hear. :)
Well, Ms. Crowley, first you shall have to find the western end of one of the fabled Dakotas, and stake out your own state.
Then, after gaining several thousand residents, you must apply for statehood, and promptly outlaw yourself.
Entirely simple, of course.
*goes to inks* quick lets catch the train
(thank you Star)
(I do not hug, Silente.)
*jumps onto the train*
(Neither did I...when did I start hugging people?!?!)
*jumps on train too* lets go find a seat, after you of course.
My point stands thusly.
*points to map*
West Dakota does not exist on a map. I would have to found it, and then outlaw myself, which all seems too much trouble for a dreary Saturday afternoon.
However!
*points to a CD*
West Dakota does exist as a band. I believe that it would be infinitely easier for a capybara to become bass player for this band, than for a capybara to found and outlaw itself from a state.
*smiles* Thank you
*finds a couple of seats*
*sits*
(*pokes Clara* You're already in a band..)
Then the only choice you have is between founding a state and learning to play a bass well enough to appease the obvious top tier of Country known as West Dakota.
*frowns thoughtfully*
That's true, Silente . . . I hadn't considered the repercussions of being both the lead singer for Be The Glue AND the bass player for West Dakota, not to mention doing both as a capybara.
*reclines in armchair*
*strokes chin in deep thought*
So it all boils down to the following: Do I have more faith in my (A) Ability to found a state and govern it appropriately before being outlawed from it, or (B) My ability to learn how to play the bass.
You welcome *sits down and flags the drinks cart* would you like a drink?
(Tia appears to have poofed..)
*thinks* ahh, go on then *grins*
(Hey gar, do you have facebook?
there is a page for Cardiff comic con. They invite you to all sorts of events)
*snaps fingers*
*lightbulb flashes above head*
Ah-ha! Of course!
I am only required to sneak into West Dakota if I am, in fact, a capybara.
So if I can somehow determine, once and for all, if I am a member of familia rodentia, then my problems will be solved! Perhaps there will be no need to sneak into West Dakota!
Ok, *cart stops* a coke for me and whatever the lady wants please.
*smiles* an apple and raspberry j20 please
(brb)
Dark Hunter: *fades in*
(ok Inks)
*looks at the Dark Hunter*
Dark Hunter: *tilts head at Silente*
*waves slightly*
Hey. You're the one that stabbed Claire.
An annoying itch that you just can't seem to reach, Silente...
I asked what you were hiding, Silente. I didn't ask what you were hiding behind your back.
*begins to start to circle Sil*
*moves with Tanya, smiling slightly*
You really want to try?
Dark Hunter: *nods*
Is Clara L. Crowley a Hydrochoerus Hydrochaeris?
a presentation by Clara L. Crowley
Reason Why She Is Not:
-Their teeth do not stop growing.
-They live in the grasslands by bodies of water.
-They must chew things to prevent their teeth from growing too long.
-They are semi-aquatic, though they are not egg-laying mammals of action.
-They have webbed feet.
-Their bodies are coated in thick, warm fur.
-They sunburn easily.
-They bark.
-They live in large family groups.
-They eat grass, melons, and squash.
-They live 8 to 10 years.
-They are not an endangered species.
Reasons Why She Is:
-The largest of them can weight up to 175 pounds.
-They have sharp teeth.
-They are mostly nocturnal.
-They will dive head-first into the water to escape a predator.
-They are considered a delicacy by some gourmands.
Ergo:
Clara L. Crowley is not a capybara.
As opposed to Light Hunter, then?
How does one exactly hunt Dark, in any case?
(I didn't know if it was a hunter who was dark or someone who hunts the dark.)
Hey, Sir!!! How are you?-Zaf
*smiles at Silente*
You amuse me.
Or perhaps it is a Hunter who is dark, Ms. Inkbright.
Tired, Ms. Kerias. How do you fare?
*yawns*
Well, that's the end of that, I suppose.
*pops some popcorn*
*settles down to watch the role-play*
*smiles back*
Funnily enough that's what they all say.
Worried, yet I'm excited. I can't really elaborate on one emotion, but I'm excited to go driving soon.-Zaf
(Im back)
Do not hit anything, or body, Ms. Kerias.
(Hello Zaf)
*shadow walks behind dark and punches him in the back, shadow walks back onto the train*
(the reason: he tried to kill me earlier)
Greetings, Zafira!
*drops the smile*
Why are you here? To kill me?
(So Gar, if you have facebook, you can join the group for Cardiff Comic con)
*sips J2O* cowing lush, this is
(hello again Inks)
Dark Hunter: *extends his hook swords, and fades out* *fades in beside Garrett, already slashing at him*
(*waves* yo Cookie Monster)
(@Clara I am terrible at rp so:/)
(@Zaf be careful!)
Oh no, Tia, you're doing very well. Carry on.
*eats a mouthful of popcorn*
*smiles*
That would be telling Tanya my dear. Why would I kill you?
*ducks the blades, grabs dark by the waist and shadow walks to the sea dropping him in before shadow walking back*
sorry bout that, silly assassins they never learn
(i do have Facebook and I've liked the Cardiff comic con page)
(aay you found a nickname for me :) (
Dark Hunter: *fades out, and fades in beside Garrett again* *makes a slash down his back with his sword, whilst pulling his leg out from under him* *stabs downwards with both blades*
(indeed I have (:)
*eyes widen* it was that dude...he attacked me earlier
*waves* Hey guys. I promise I won't...kill anyone. Haha.
I almost finished all the Doctor Who quests on the game I have, I got to be the Doctor's companion for it. And Rose is on the TARDIS and I think it's based off 10 or 11 I feel like its 10.-Zaf
*winces*
That's going to leave a mark.
Yup *takes blades to the shoulders, with a gasp of pain*
*thinks about all the people who could have interpreted her actions as "evil"*
*continues to circle Silente, playing along in her little game*
Payment.
Gar!
*changes into Semi wolf form*
*pulls out dagger from top*
*swipes at DH*
(@Zaf Tennant!!!!!!)
*jerks back in surprise*
Wolf form. That was unprecedented.
Payment for what? Or do you mean I could've been payed?
*stops moving*
Dark Hunter: *blocks it with his hook blade, the dagger beginning to heat up* *taps a sigil on his gauntlet, charging it with electrical energy* *fires a pulse of electricity at her, slashing at her with both his blades*
*moves the Midnight Hotel to a high cliff overlooking the role-play*
(hello Ed ^^ how art thou?)
Greetings, Edward Fletcher!
Greetings, Mr. Fletcher.
*falls to one knee*
*pounces at him, ignoring the pain* this is for gar, you Stupid Potato!
(Hi Inky, Anika, How are you both?)
(Hello Sir)
Oh, I'm sure there could be payment involved.
Money.
Power.
Safety of those who are close to us.
The things that everyone desires. Well, almost everyone.
I'm been better, Edward, but unless we live very fortunate lives, we've ALL been better.
(hello ed)
*shadow walks away*
*returns with a loaded shotgun*
eat buckshot bitch (no offence soph)
*starts blasting Dh at point blank range*
(im good ish. I may have to leave soon for a family party. But ill try and use my phone, if it works)
Dark Hunter: *rolls underneath the pounce, slashing at her back with his blades*
(Very true Annika. Hope you get better soon)
(Hello, Edward)
((*is freezing*))
*gasps in pain*
*lays on the floor*
*tries to get up*
*fails*
Dark Hunter: *fades out* *fades back in, kicking the shotgun from Garrett's grip* *swipes his legs out from under him* *fades out* *fades back in, slashing at Inky*
Oh, you have my sympathies, Inky. Family parties are dull as blunted nails.
(Party is good Inky)
*screams* stupid potato. I am Inky the wise wolf!
Tia, may I suggest hot coco, or a large panther to curl up with?
(Hello Tia, Gar)
(Im going to try as I can
im like the black sheep of the family)
*smiles fondly at the memory of Spice and Wolf*
*Appears next to Inky* Are you ok?
*grabs inky and shadow walks to safety* you ok?
*grins*
Oh please. I promised no more killing or harm. You think I'd break that promise?
*scowls at Silente*
Yes.
*eats popcorn*
*smiles up at them both* I could be better
*turns to show slashed back*
Dark Hunter: *fades out, and fades back in where Silente is*
Inky, hang on *They appear in Tardis medical bay* *Robot doctor enters*
Lets get you to hospital.
*blinks* the tardis does have everything...and oh my ! is that a robot doctor?
*To Gar* what about you? you got hurt too!
It is
Doctor: Hello Miss Flame. How may I help
I'll be fine *shoulders continue to bleed* tis just a flesh wound.
(*laughs at Clara* what?)
(Monty python)
Yes, I do think you'd break such a promise.
*eats popcorn with ferocious intensity*
I love Monty Python.
*shows robot doctor back* up, my back needs fixing, please
*turns around* but please treat gar first, he has been hurt longer
*stops moving, turning to fully face Silente*
*removes her hands from her pockets, the light of the sun causing the daggers in her pockets to glint*
*smiles*
No, of course not, Silente.
Why are you here then?
(Your words, they hurt me! *grins*)
Hmm. A robot Doctor has entered the mix.
*finishes popcorn*
*looks sadly at the empty tub*
*Another doctor appears by Gar treating him* *First doctor begins work*
*closes eyes*
*breaths as steadily as she can*
*to Silente*
Good.
*corner of mouth twitches*
*stands up*
I'm making some tea.
How bad is it doc?
(I dedicate to batman. Because, think I have dedicated to everything else already)
Because I needed to dispose of a certain loose cannon as it were.
((I don't know who Dark Hunter is, can anyone explain who that is?))
Dark Hunter: *tilts head at Silente*
(*looks at Clara*
Witch.)
(hear hear
I have to go now to tha partay,
may be back, may not)
(He is an assassin, Tia.)
Vampire.
*returns with tea*
Well, Tia, it's either a hunter who is dark, or a hunter of the darkness.
Don't worry Gar. That is the best doctor I could make out of the parts from the robot factory. *To Inky* Who did this?
*Doctor finishes work*
Doctor: You need rest
(Bye inky)
(Lackey.
*grins*
Bell girl.)
Explain.
*keeps an eye on Dark Hunter, trying to be wary without giving Silente (and DH) an incentive to attack*
Explain.
*keeps an eye on Dark Hunter, trying to be wary without giving Silente (and DH) an incentive to attack*
Dark Hunter: *tilts head at Tanya*
(Good bye Inks, have fun)
nope i don't need rest. *shadow walks to the safehouse*
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