The final book.
The last Skulduggery.
I've been writing these books since 2005, so for me it's been nine years of living with these characters, in this world. I knew saying goodbye was not going to be easy...
But I haven't had to say goodbye yet. Not really. I wrote the book. I edited. I went through it again and again. I decided on covers, on approaches. I approved tour schedules and special events. I prepared. I tweeted. I blogged. I kept busy. I kept looking forward...
But now... now (most of) the preparation is done. I just have to turn up now, and talk, or sign, or talk and sign, and meet people and go places.
It's going to sink in NOW. I can feel it.
No more Skulduggery Pleasant.
I'm going to give my usual "No Spoilers" speech now. So, like, no spoilers, people. The comment section above is for spoilers, not this one.
But even outside of this blog, please be considerate of your fellow Minions. Don't go blasting spoilers on Facebook or Twitter or Tumblr. Be subtle about it, and if you can't be subtle, go LOUD with the spoiler warning.
And when I say spoiler I don't just mean" "Oh my god, I can't believe THIS CHARACTER did THAT to THAT OTHER CHARACTER!"
I also mean spoilers in a more general sense. For example, saying things like: "Derek, I can't believe you did that! I'll never forgive you! How could you?? That was my favourite character!!"
Or: "I'm so delighted! I loved it and the ending was just what I wanted!"
You have friends, Minions, who know your hopes and dreams. They know your favourite characters. They know what you're dreading. So don't confirm any of these things when you comment, even if you make sure not to get too specific. If you love the book, tell me. If you hate the book, tell me that too. But keep in mind that other people will be reading, and if you give away what kind of ending the book has, you've just cheated them out of finding out for themselves.
I love your enthusiasm. Your enthusiasm makes these books what they are. So while you're being considerate of your friends, be sure to revel in your enthusiasm, and your excitement, and your dread, and your horror, and your happiness and your despair.
I hope you like it.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
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«Oldest ‹Older 3201 – 3400 of 4719 Newer› Newest»Zafra: He is...I still can't get over....that case...
Thor: Perhaps not, but I still felt it to be a nice thing to offer you.
I'm gonna forget about this murder and chaos and relax a bit.
*starts looking down at his shoes*
Err... dont tell dugglyn this but... i've started to like her a little....
How about that monkey butler over there?
It was, yeah...
*Looks back at her phone*
*walks away with a red face*
Orpheus: I pity him. Any other cases? Recent ones I mean.
Sophia: Of course I care. But it's just a job. A bit like getting promoted.
... *cuddles Ashlea closely*
*Sighs* no.
*walks after him*
You like Dugglyn?
Manuel: ah. Promotions are things to be proud of though.
Ashlea: *laughs and whispers in her ear* Sophia hasn't punched him yet..
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
*teleports across the room*
*watches him teleport and shrugs, leaning against the wall and watching Zaf*
Zafira: No, it's been rather quiet. I have dealt with angry foreign sorcerers because I helped Ravel, but you know, we were married once, and Ravel realized he was a fool to have left me.
Sophia: I was only made a Spectre because I deserved it. Because the council believed I would be an asset. They claimed I should be honoured, but to be honest, the job involves killing a lot of people.
And, to set the record straight, it doesn't involve wearing dresses. Even if this does have armour built into the fabric.
... I saw her drinking alcohol... She's probably drunk... *keeps her head on Ashlea's shoulder*
Orpheus: angry foreigners. Sound annoying.
*looks at Silente fleetingly*
What about her?
I return
Zafira: Her? She tries to annoy me on a daily baisis, she'll do something and think she'll get away with it, which I'm pretty fair, but the next time she steps out of line, I'm putting her to death.
Manuel: I feel sorry for you. Having a violent life style...do you have nightmares?
Ashlea: she gets friendly when shes drunk...
Orpheus: death? That seems a tad dramatic.
Sophia: Of course I have nightmares. Everyone does. But I don't need or deserve your pity. I am fine.
... Maybe...
Death?
Zafira; I gave her so many chances and she keeps causing trouble, so if she cannot obey me, she has to die, I never put people to death usually.
Manuel: okay then.
Orpheus: of course not. Killing is never the first answer
Ashlea: Manuel looks happy.
(gotta go now be back soon- moving from my dads factory back to the house
Bye egg
Sophia: I am going to find something to eat. Biotics have to eat four thousand five hundred kilocalories per day.
*looks into Ashlea's eyes* ... I love you.
Manuel: that's a lot more than normal people. Thank you for the dance. *steps away from her and bows his head*
Ashlea: *smiles and looks right back at her* I love you too.
Orpheus: this may seem a weird question, but I've always been interested, what method would you use?
Zafira: I tried everything.....
((Sil-Into Eternity....Crying now :/-Zaf
Sophia: Of course it is. Normal people can't lift four tonnes using what is basically their mind.
You are welcome, though.
*goes to get some food*
*holds Ashlea close to her* ... Can we sit down?
Zafira: Beheading.
Are beheadings not a bit old, what about something more futuristic?
(*hugs Zaf*)
Ashlea: of course we can. *leads her off the dance floor to a seating area and holds her hands*
Orpheus: are beheadings not difficult? Holding people still long enough to get a clear shot is unlikely to happen should she not be willing.
Zafira: It means she'll finally die.
*sits down, squeezing Ashlea's hand* ... Sorry I just... Dancing is tiring, I guess...
Sophia: *gets some beef, some salad and a piece of cheesecake again and sits down, eating it*
Ashlea: its fine. You've been stood up a long time. *smiles*
((We're still having the ball, right? Has anything important happened? I don't have time to read comments but I want to come on for at least a bit))
*Kestrel and Delila walk in, arm and arm, dresses trailing behind them*
Hello kestrel
... I have... *rests her legs on the chair next to her* *snuggles against Ashlea*
Sophia: *drinks some of her whisky*
Ashlea: *settles against Leri*
*looks at Messy and Del*
*nods and Kes then looks away*
Ah, greetings, Edward. It has been a long time. I don't believe you and Delila have met?
*nods to Storm*
It has been a while *extends hand* hello Delia, I am Edward
Orpheus: Do you not fear she would simply be revived? She had been many times before. You yourself saved her from beheading once.
*holds Ashlea's hands*
Sophia: *nods at Kestrel*
(This is Sophia's dress... I think most people know by now but just to be sure. :P
http://www.promdressshop.com/ProductViewer.aspx?a=22183&b=
)
Ashlea: *gently squeezes Leri's hand*
(msd..I'm falling asleep...despite it not even being 6 o'clock...pm....)
Delila: *takes his hand and kisses it lightly* It is an homie to make your aquaintance. I'm Delila.
Pleasure, drink? *overs glass*
(Blogger Elemental_Geek said...
I'm gonna forget about this murder and chaos and relax a bit.
*starts looking down at his shoes*
Err... dont tell dugglyn this but... i've started to like her a little....
Oh Egg. You forget I always read back through comments...)
*bursts in*
PURPLE!!!!! I'M BACK!!!!
*offers
*Delila laughs* Oh no, thank you. It's a bit too early for that.
Kestrel: I'll take wine if you're offering, Edward.
Hello dugglyn
*gives kestrel glass of wine*
Sophia: Hello Dugglyn.
(OMG!! I might have found a bookstore that has the DYING OF THE LIGHT! And I could possibly get it today!)
Hello, Dugglyn. Do you suppose you could be a bit...quieter? This is somewhat of a formal occasion, after all.
Delila: *to Kestrel* Oh, hush, you. *waves and smiles at Dugglyn*
Hey Eddie!
Hey Sophia!
Sophia: Does anyone have an aspirin?
*takes the wine* Ah, thank you.
((CRAP I HAVE TO GO EURGH MAYBE BBL))
(Ok kestrel)
Hey Kes! Soy sauce...
I'm not sure how formal it is anymore...
Exploding punch, sharks in the toilets, and zebras on the ceiling.
Hey Delila!
(Bye Kes!)
I forgot about the animals
When I read that I made a mental note not to use the toilets here. Or at least check for sharks first.
Sophia: *goes to find some aspirin*
I might put a cat on the cake
*wanders around looking for something to do*
Brb, tea
That's a good idea Ed!
(Kk^.^)
Sophia: *finds some aspirin and takes it*
(sorry. Food popped up.)
*leaning against the wall, thinking back to the Masky thing*
*smiles*
*sets off a stink bomb in a corner then runs away*
*causally walks around, looking for someone to talk to*
*spots Erica and James and walks over to them*
Purple, enjoying the party?
Sophia: *drinks some whisky*
Erica: hello Dugglyn. The ball isn't that bad. Although it is rather drab at the moment.
James: I agree.
Yeah..
Not a lot of people here, not much to do.
Though you might find something interesting in that corner!
*points to the stink bomb corner*
Erica: *looks at the corner* why?
James: yes. Why?
*yawns*
Zafira: I will butn her body.
*hugs Ashlea*
Orpheus: *nods* that's one way to get rid of her. Well, good luck.
Ashlea: *hugs Leri back*
*shrugs*
It, uh, smells nice!
Zafira: Thank you. *watches Ravel and Zanida finish their dance* My handsome Irishman seems to have had his fill of Asgardian dancing.
Orpheus: *gets up and walks to Dugglyn*
Hello.
Hi! I'm Dugglyn! Nice to meet you!
*leans against Ashlea*
Sophia: *eats her food*
I'm Orpheus. Ellenis friend. You know of Zafiras plans concerning the vampire yes?
(*tackles Sil, shoves snow down her shirt, run*)
(*squeals and laughs* your snow does not effect my icy skin! *tackles him*)
(Mwahahahahahaha!!!)
(Hey Viv!!)
Oh, Orpheus as in the voice in her head?! Cool!
No....
But I can guess...
(Got to go, I'll bbl)
Back
(Come to the ball Viv!!)
Orpheus: yes. That Orpheus. And please, go ahead and guess.
(Never mind..
Bye Viv!!)
Welcome back Eddie!!
She plans to kill her. Probably with salt water but maybe another way.
Who's killing who?
Orpheus: that's slightly right.
Sophia: *approaches Dugglyn and Orpheus* I heard someone was going to kill someone else?
((Sil- email...-Zaf
*looks at Orphy*
Uhh...
(I love how when someone mentions killing everyone is like what? Killing? Cool!)
(I Gtg. Bye! I should be back later!)
Bye dugglyn
Zafira: It's so pretty on Asgard!!!
*glares at Zaf*
Sophia: *sighs and sits in the corner*
Will you two stop fighting, it's the Requiem ball, a time for peace
*walks in, sober*
I have returned
Hello inky
Hey Ed, enjoying the ball?
Sophia: *nods at Chloe*
*curls up against Ashlea and closes her eyes*
(*Inky)
Yes thanks inky *offers glass* drink?
Ashlea: *wraps her arms around Leri*
Now *claps hand together* Where is the alcohol?
Chris: *rolls eyes* she is at it again...
*starts to fall asleep*
OOOO yes please *smiles*
Ashlea: *smiles and curls her legs under her, keeping Leri close to her*
It's wine from over two hundred years ago, very good. *drinks* *hands inky glass*
*Takes a sip* Lovely *sips again*
Its nice to drink something from before my time.
The wines good, but being there was good. It's from ancient Greece.
Oh, I love Ancient Greece! *takes another sip*
I would have loved to be back there
Being master of time has its good points *door opens to ancient Greece*
Awesome! *looks through door* Impressive *eyes light up*
*watching Ed and Flick*
*frowns slightly at the feelings in her*
Zafira: Stop glaring!
Ravel: Don't intigate.
Step through, have a look round. Just don't change the future too much
((Sorry we're debating where I can find a costume for Loki....hehehehe WORKING ON IT.-Zaf
*looks at Zavel and smiles smugly*
*looks away from them, at the wine*
Ok, Thank you *smiles at him*
*steps through*
*notices an event in the town square, people dancing*
*notices massive temple*
woah *awe struck*
*steps through*
This place is breath taking, Ed
Well, it is nice. Over there is my favourite bar.
Awesome *smiles*
Ooh, a BALL.
Sophia is nicer when she's drunk. :P
Well, Greece is nice but I'm afraid I must return to the ball *door opens*
(The book store that I was hoping would have TDOTL doesn't have it.. :( 18 days...)
Aww okay *goes through door*
Thanks for that *smiles*
(Hey Silas!!!)
(Gtg!)
(Hello silas)
No problem *steps back to ball*
*sighs and wanders around the room*
*thinking*
(byii Dugg)
(hey Silas)
(Here for a few comments)
Back!
(In an array of colour again)
Dugglyn just left.
And yes, I have realised earlier you do look back through posts.
(Goddarn my good memory but sudden absence of uncommon sense)
I
Hello El, you look bloody brilliant *smiles*
Hello egg, so dugglyn?
I am yet to dance with anyone on this fine evening of assassination and death threats.
Hey Egg
(Back.)
Oh, so you get that but you don't get the hint I dropped earlier?
(Damn outerdimensional people)
Orpheus: *smiles* hello miss Jazz.
(Oh yeah hi everaibadi)
What hint?
But am I correct in saying you and dugglyn?
I'm going to ignore you.
I like your shoes.
(People call it 'Egglyn')
Sophia: *continues to drink her whisky*
(Not here...
Soy sauce Egg!)
My shoes?
So I am right.
Orpheus: oh do i?
*walks to a corner and slumps down*
*brings her knees to her chest and rests her head on them, arms wrapped around them*
*thinks*
Hi dugglyn!
Arachnids on the wall, spreading purple paint that is yet to fall.
*falls asleep on Ashlea*
(these are the shoes Inky is wearing
There were my prom shoes
http://images.schuh.co.uk/CA/100036/1000369765M6_exlg.jpg)
Ashlea: *smiles at Leri*
Sleepy head...
*shifts slightly so its a bit more comfortable and relaxes with Leri*
Who me?
I need a taken name.
Egg is a nickname
Orpheus: no ideas...maybe you could make one?
*tries to block out the others conversations and curls tighter*
*after enough drinks to make her loose her stage fright, Inky goes up to mic and starts singing two black cadillacs*
And the preacher said he was a good man
And his brother said he was a good friend
But the women in the two black veils didn’t bother to cry
Bye, Bye Bye, Bye
Yeah they took turns laying a rose down
Threw a handful of dirt into the deep ground
He’s not the only one who had a secret to hide
Bye bye, bye bye, bye Bye
*has another drink and accidentally throws up on someone*
*finishes singing*
clap if you want, not that anyone noticed
Are you alright Eddy?
Fine *throws up again*
Orpheus: I don't know. I don't really think up names very often.
Ewww! *looks either side* anyone got a mop?
*tugs on his arm* I think *hiccup* you need some rest
*leads him to a chair*
Thank *throws up on chair* you
*squeals as something flows over her*
*looks up at Ed*
*looks at the puke he just released onto her*
*curls up into a tighter ball*
Orpheus: No not really.
Sorry silente, you have some sick on you by the way.
No problem *looks at chair*
maybe you should have a lie down
*leads him out of the main room*
*goes down corridor, looking in each room for somewhere for him to rest*
*hiccups*
I'll just sleep here I think *collapses in hall*
(But I wike Eggy!)
*ignores Edward*
*gets up and stalks out to the rainbow bridge, not caring about the puke*
No, don't do that! *hoists him up and continues down the hall*
*pops in while*
Hey Egg! I'm so glad you're finally here!!
Orpheus: no I haven't. Why? Should I?
*snores and begins talking about monkeys*
Orpheus: what song would you have me sing?
*sits on the very edge of the bridge, legs hung over and swinging in the air*
Hey dug!
So.. How you doing?
(I have no idea why it says while. Ignore that)
*walks up to the stage and starts singing even though she can't sing*
Do you wanna hide a body?!
We could throw it in the lake
I don't want to see it anymore
The police are at my door
So hurry don't daily!
We used to be best bodies,
So help me out
Or else I'll be thrown in jail!
Will you help me hide a body?
It doesn't have to be in one piece!
You can eat it if you want!
*bows and walks off stage over to Egg*
(Leaves. Soy sauce!)
Please don't talk about monkeys
*finds a room with a sofa*
*drags Ed into the room*
*manages to get him laying on his side, making sure he doesn't choke on his own vomit*
*turns on lamp*
*watches him, worried*
*continues to throw up in sleep * *begins talking about wine*
dirty mochyn *mutters*
*finds a mop and mops up vomit*
Even Ive never been that drunk *rolls eyes*
dirty mochyn *mutters*
*finds a mop and mops up vomit*
Even Ive never been that drunk *rolls eyes*
Dedicated to... i dunno dugglyn for purple.
*finds blanket and puts it over Ed*
*gets up and begins to sleepwalking down corridors falling into walls*
(just played your scratch game el - you blasphemous sorcerer- do you dare attack the golden god?)
Orpheus: I do.
Oh no you don't! *follows Ed*
*catches his wrist*
please d ont do this! Lets go back to that room
You need to rest *drags him back to the room*
Why would you get so drunk?
*begins to sing* wine is good
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