Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the Harbinger of Doom, the Apocalypse Kid, the Hostess with the Mostess (blood on her hands), the World-Breaker...
@Lantern: Don't worry . . . so many of my online friends are old now. It feels like all the Engliminions I speak to are in college and I'm just like "stop being old". :P
GUYS GUYS GUYS DONT FORGET TO EMAIL MARA FOR THE SCARPBOOK!!!
Your given and taken names (given last name isn't required!!) and if you want include a picture of yourself and ONE sentence to Derek, thanking him or whatever you guys would say.
I was totally joking, Sophia. I'm Grand Mage of America, if you lunatics want to come visit me at work, I don't care. Zaf'll just be slightly scared.-Zaf
Well, me and Dugsie have to visit the Sanctuary anyways to explain the elephants, and make sure she hasn't done anything carzy with them (Duggs was talking a bit suspiciously to the clean-up crew after her first stunt...)
((The only alcholol is in Zaf's office, and hey she's Irish, she's had a drink if things get extremely rough, like the time they told her about Ravel- she litterally walked out had a drink and came back. -Zaf))
Vinette: People, what are you doing?! Grand Mage Kerias is not accepting visitors. Out!
(btw Zaf... some how Dug and Fain got a hold of 33 supposed to be extinct elephants. they then ordered a cleaning crew and the elephants are in the sanctuary bathrooms.)
Hunter and Ez: *have gone through the "God, what a lot of idiots they are" "should we just wait?" "might as well stay here" "shall we wait for them?" "yeah, go after them" "*stands at back and waits to see what happens" thing (once again, sorry, I poofed)
Hunter: *picks up Inky-the-bunny* Ez: *gives him a weird look*
Zafira: *looks at the Bloglandians, slowly counting to ten, composing herself* So you were the ones who put elephants in the bathroom. May I ask why? *two Cleavers stand beside Zafira, her body guards*
Hunter and Ez: *looks at Vinnete whilst she's speaking to them* *when she isn't, let their eyes carefully flicker all over everywhere, including Vinnete, and including any other Sanctuary operatives, and also including the Snactuary, just in case* *Ez also includes Hunter, and when his eyes start drifting off, going indigo, she kicks him gently to bring him back to earth and watches as the blue deepens* *when they enter the Hall of the Elders, their eyes fly to Zaf, as ones eyes would do if they'd come to see Zaf*
well, it wasn't me, it was Fain!!!!!! It was all her idea!!!!! I told her not to do it but she thought it was a good idea!!!!!! *turns to Fain* How dare you! I told you not too!!!!!!!!
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4562 Newer› Newest»@Lantern: Don't worry . . . so many of my online friends are old now. It feels like all the Engliminions I speak to are in college and I'm just like "stop being old". :P
@Dugglyn: 'He's an outlier.'
XD
Love that. :)
And gosh. XD XD XD
*laughs*
(Star: yeah, well that makes sense..
Fabi: You're not old! yes, you're older than me but not old...and you're cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you!? How are yous eyes!?)
16 andd 5'1, no wonder Zaf in LSODM is in heels, and Derek didn't see the dramatic height difference until after LSODM. -Zaf
Hello, Midgardian.
(he's tall. really tall)
LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*screams and hugs him*
I'm almost 5'4, and have pretty much stopped growing.
Sorry Sil, I must have sneezed.
(well we started talking not realizing we weren't commenting. oops.)
yep. she sneezed and teleported away.
Well, if Zaf's 'so old' and I'm about the same age as Zaffy, then why am I not 'so old'?
Your logic makes no sense.
I'm 5'7"-5'10", depending on who measures me.
That makes sense.
*vanishes* Do try to not hug me, I only hug Asgardians or Rose.
Brb FOOD!!!!!!!
( I was joking about her being old and I don't do logic. Soy sauce! :P)
(BRB. FOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*looks at Loki*
*pokes him calmly*
@Dugglyn: "I don't do logic."
XD
Love that.
(Why are you saying so many awesome things today . . . ?)
(*turns Sophia around* now you are for)
@Silente: XD
*laughs*
That's perfect. :)
Thank you for poking me.
GUYS GUYS GUYS DONT FORGET TO EMAIL MARA FOR THE SCARPBOOK!!!
Your given and taken names (given last name isn't required!!) and if you want include a picture of yourself and ONE sentence to Derek, thanking him or whatever you guys would say.
Email: maralielilycharm@gmail.com
(why thank you Star.)
(*scowls at Silente*
(*laughs at Sophia*)
((Ever since last night I have an urge to write a little Zavel....-Zaf
Zafira: *is in the Hall of Elders (wherever people see Elders) going through the audiences for that day, for once not very many*
Ravel: *has Christopher and Olivia, waiting for his name to be called*
Olivia: We'll see Momma!!!
Christopher: Momma is an Elder, so we have to wait.
Ravel: Yes, she is very busy, and mages often come to speak to her.
*a few minutes tick by and Zafira looks at the clock, fifthteen minutes and she can go back to her office, *
*The next group, Ravel and kids, are allowed in*
Zafira: Ravel! What...what are you doing here?
Olivia: Mommy!!! *runs with Christopher to see her*
Zafira: *gets up and grabs both kids, picking them up* Oh...did you miss me?
(I do not appreciate being laughed at, Silente.)
(Mhmm. That's understandable.)
(Yes, it is.)
(*nods* *pokes Sophia calmly*)
(Why did you poke me?)
(Inky is in tha House!)
(Hello, Chloe.)
(because.)
(hey Flick! Wbd.)
(How is everyone?)
(i Iz good. You?)
(I am doing my bros hm, so could be worse :P)
(I'm currently annoyed at Silente, but otherwise normal.)
(Nawww, how come?)
(She laughed at me and poked me. I appreciate neither.)
(I thought annoyed at Sil WAS normal...)
(*scolds Silente* That wasn't nice)
(*looks at Flick* ...and?)
(I have the sudden urge to RP. Ha. It's to good having my own account.)
(Well...you should be nicer to your friends)
(She isn't my friend.)
(BACK!!!!!!!!!! Fain will be on soon, see is doing homework.
Hey Inky!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Hello Dugglyn.)
(Heya Dugg ^^
@soph oh okay)
(Hi! I'm back fully fed and sugarated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES, THEY GAVE ME SUGAR!!!!!! and i was offered caffeine...
so....
what does everyone think of running bread?
(Oh Dugg ^^ How are you this evening?)
(Hellooooooo)
(Hello, Edward.)
(Hey Ed ^^
Theres this guy I know in the estate where I live and my mum calls him Ed the Duck )
(Hey commander)
(Evening? It's not even noon yet!:P,',','',,',','',',',',But I'm good! How be's yous?! How be's yous eyes!?)
(HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO EEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD)
(Ed the duck? My friends call me penguin)
(Hello dugglyn)
(Im good, my eyes are okay...I think
That's cool Ed)
(Does anyone want to RP?)
(I will commander)
(So will I ^^)
(et moi)
(Alright.)
(So what is there to RP?)
(You decide?)
Well....you guys can come visit me in the Sanctuary!-Zaf
(hey Zaf ^^)
(As if I'm creative enough for that.)
(I get the feeling if Sil put one foot in the sanctuary she'd lose her head...)
(Hello Zaf)
(I'll role play!!!!!!!!!!!! and so will my assistant!!!!!!!
*gives her a look that says 'you will'*)
I would love to see that: Bloglandians asking for an audience wih Zaf...I'd love to see the operative's reactions.-Zaf
purple? it's really quite...
(we can do that if you want Zaf?)
(just wondering...why would it be funny?)
(Im up for it, I am!)
(I'm up for it)
(Why would I have any interest in seeking an audience with Zafira?)
(i'll do iit!)
(IDK. Maybe you're turning Sil in XD that's a joke. Don't do that preferably. Then she'd have to kill people)
I was totally joking, Sophia. I'm Grand Mage of America, if you lunatics want to come visit me at work, I don't care. Zaf'll just be slightly scared.-Zaf
Well, me and Dugsie have to visit the Sanctuary anyways to explain the elephants, and make sure she hasn't done anything carzy with them (Duggs was talking a bit suspiciously to the clean-up crew after her first stunt...)
(I am not a lunatic.)
(Hello Fain)
*looks around innocently*
Elephants? Cleaning crew?
oh... and I would avoid the bathrooms in the sanctuary....
(so are we starting this thing or...?)
Hi Inky!
(I think it's already started...)
So...
who's going to the sanctuary besides Fain and I?
(Have we met? *extends hand* nice to meet you, if I haven't already)
(Hello fain)
I will Duggy *smiles*
(Fain is new. She my friend 'in real life'. I finally got her to come on!)
I will dugglyn
(Holy llamas! I just found a song called tig ol' bitties)
great! Fain and I will explain the elephants in the bathrooms and you will go next. after we run out we run out of there.
Me too..but first...
*injects herself with serum*
*activates a hologram over herself, making her look like Dug*
If anyone asks, I'm her twin.
Okay Sil *smiles*
*turns to Ed* how are you today?
Nice to meet you!
Ok silente
I'm fine thanks inky, does the sanctuary have a bar?
(Wait, are you still here Zaffy?)
*looks at Silente*
ok then.
(Hunter and Ez would be very happy to come on this Sanctuary trip.
They actually want to, I think.)
I don't like the Sanctuary. They piss me off.
*nods*
*opens a portal to outside the sanctuary*
Tadaa.
Hunter: *looks at Silente's portal*
We have our own portals.
Ez: *walks through Silente's portal*
Hunter: . . .
Okay, fine.
*jumps through Silente's*
*goes through the portal*
Hmm I don't know, I have never been to a sanctuary
(Hi Star)
*steps through*
((I am.))
Zafira: *is in her office, reading through a message from Grand Mage Graves, shaking her head*
*walks through the portal*
Thanks S-
um...
um........
Cheery!
yeah. Cheery my twin!
(ok Star!!!!!!!)
(Hello star)
See you guys there!
*sneezes, reappearing at the sanctuary doors*
*walks through the portal*
*The doors are open, and there are people all around the lobby, Vinette is waiting in the lobby, assuming nothing can be weirder then earlier today*
*walks through and deactivated it*
Cheery? Really?
*sighs*
Fine..
*makes the hologram have a massive grin on its face*
*takes a deep breath*
*looks at Fain*
are you ready to explain the elephants?
No, I'll let you do it.
*grins*
oh, and Fain? let me do the talking.
*turns to Ed* Shall we go and find a bar?
*turns to inky* yes we shall *leads her down random corridor* where is the bar?
*tilts head at Inky and Edward* You are alcoholics.
*walk through the doors and waits where ever you wait to see Zaf*
*sighs at them both and walks through into the lobby, the Dug hologram still smiling*
Hi! Can we see grand mage Zafira please? It's urgent.
*turns to Soph* We just like having a good time
*turns back to Ed* *looks around* hmm, not sure...
actually, it's not that urgent...
((The only alcholol is in Zaf's office, and hey she's Irish, she's had a drink if things get extremely rough, like the time they told her about Ravel- she litterally walked out had a drink and came back. -Zaf))
Vinette: People, what are you doing?! Grand Mage Kerias is not accepting visitors. Out!
(anyone like panic at the disco?)
*waits next to her, fingers crossed that Dugsie has a plan, and didn't mean what she thought she meant about the elephants.*
Quite possibly commander
*heads back to main area* maybe we should ask someone
*sighs* And this is why I hate officials.
*smiles* I think that's best
This is urgent. We're her friends. Please just tell her we're here?
*the hologram that's covering her starts crying*
P-please...
*puts a smile on her face*
um, we kinda need to talk to her. I think she'll appreciate it....
Well, who to ask. Hang on inky *walks upt to zafs office and knocks*
*stands there patiently*
*Puts on best puppy-dog eyes*
Pleeeeeeease!
(btw Zaf...
some how Dug and Fain got a hold of 33 supposed to be extinct elephants. they then ordered a cleaning crew and the elephants are in the sanctuary bathrooms.)
(*is very bad at remembering I'm here*
Sorry . . .)
Hunter and Ez: *basically, follow, with all the words and expressions and stuff that I would have detailed if I hadn't been distant*
(tis ok Star!)
(Thank you, Dugg. :) *hugs*)
I'm just going to walk in. I don't have time for this.
*randomly turns into a bunny again*
*looks uncertainly at the person stopping them*
we might... do the same...
*picks up bunny and waits by door again* patience, I never have patience
*snuggles against him*
*purrs*
(*huggles Star back*)
Hunter and Ez: *have gone through the "God, what a lot of idiots they are" "should we just wait?" "might as well stay here" "shall we wait for them?" "yeah, go after them" "*stands at back and waits to see what happens" thing (once again, sorry, I poofed)
Hunter: *picks up Inky-the-bunny*
Ez: *gives him a weird look*
*ah, never mind, then - didn't see Ed's comment
Vinette: Fine...*takes them to the Hall of Elders* Go in and don't break anything, Zafira would like to keep the portrait of Bisahalani up.
Zafira: *smacks head into a desk, shadow-walking into the room, taking her usual place on the throne like chair*
Zaf, this is an important question. Where can I get a drink? *strokes bunny*
*walks into the throne room*
*smiles hesitantly*
uh hi Zaf. How are the elephants in the bathroom?
*smiles*
Thank you..
*looks around the room for Cleavers or other mages*
*back leg thumps a little, like thumper from bambi*
*sucks in a sharp breath and hisses to Dugsie*
You put the elephants in the Bathroom!?!
*whispers back*
well, where else were they going to go!?
(I have never seen bambi)
*strokes bunny*
Zafira: *looks at the Bloglandians, slowly counting to ten, composing herself* So you were the ones who put elephants in the bathroom. May I ask why? *two Cleavers stand beside Zafira, her body guards*
(Really? theres a cute bunny called thumper and he thumps his back leg)
*falls asleep*
Hunter and Ez: *looks at Vinnete whilst she's speaking to them*
*when she isn't, let their eyes carefully flicker all over everywhere, including Vinnete, and including any other Sanctuary operatives, and also including the Snactuary, just in case* *Ez also includes Hunter, and when his eyes start drifting off, going indigo, she kicks him gently to bring him back to earth and watches as the blue deepens*
*when they enter the Hall of the Elders, their eyes fly to Zaf, as ones eyes would do if they'd come to see Zaf*
*face palm at Dugsie*
*Whispers to Dug and Fain*
You could've stuck them in my house, I'm sure Chione wouldn't mind.
*laughs at sleeping rabbit*
*pokes cleaver*
(Hello Blake )
Hunter and Ez: *note the Cleavers*
*Hunter's head is beginning to hurt from trying to memorise and do all the thinking it wants to do*
well, it wasn't me, it was Fain!!!!!! It was all her idea!!!!! I told her not to do it but she thought it was a good idea!!!!!!
*turns to Fain*
How dare you! I told you not too!!!!!!!!
(Hello Blake)
*looks at the Cleavers, keeping to hologram up*
*wonders what would happen if....*
*makes a hologram of herself at the door*
*Stares at Dugsie, gaping slightly*
This was your plan!?!
(hey Blake!!!!!!)
*whispers back to Blake*
I don't know.. i think she might...
there were 33 of them
*Ez sees Hunter looking conflicted and kicks him gently again*
*changes into human again*
Well...that happened...
*sighs*
*whispers*
Okay so she might have minded a tiny bit... I'm sure the kids would have loved it though!
*looks at Fain confused*
My plan?! NO! It was you!! All you!!!
*drops inky* sorry *pokes cleaver*
*quietly*
Do you remember how big elephants are..?!
*sighs*
Well, at least it wasn't the library.
Zafira; Whoever owns the elephants, kindly take them home. Silente, you do realize I need to speak to you privately later.
Hunter: Hi again Inky.
Ez: *kicks him again*
Hunter: *ow. Bruising me, Ez, brusing me*
Ez: *is not a mindreader* *sees his expression and looks at him sternly for a moment*
*Smiles* Hey Hunter, how are you?
*takes cleavers scythe*
ok Fain. I guess they can live in the forest with you. they are yours..
So anyways, what's going on here? Did Silente commit a mass homicide again?
*looks hopefully at Blake*
So, You were saying something about keeping the elephants at your house...
*the hologram of her looks at Zaf*
*it nods*
*it then flickers and fades*
*keeps the Dug hologram over herself*
I dedicate this page to running bread and the person who always takes the blame for my messes. (not in real life..)
Fain
Zafira: Anything else? *The Cleaver pins Edward, arresting him on the spot*
*draws her pistol, just in case*
Ed! why would you do that?
gtg, bye!!
*is pinned to floor* hey, Zaf can you call him off please?
(Bye dugglyn)
(byii Dugg)
Or we can all ignore the half angel...
*Walks up to Zaf, putting himself directly in her line of sight*
Oi, what happened?
(Bye Dug)
Bye Dugsie! I'm leaving also, so see ya! *sneezes, teleports away*
(Byii Fain)
(OMG that was an amazing advert!)
(Bye fain)
Zafira: No.
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