Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the Harbinger of Doom, the Apocalypse Kid, the Hostess with the Mostess (blood on her hands), the World-Breaker...
*Life floods back into his eyes and Blake screams in pain, the wound in his side quivering as it heals. Once it is closed he curls up, hiding himself with his blood-red wing. His breath is deep and ragged*
Not for long... Michal's blade... Not angelic... Cursed... Back away... BACK AWAY!
*Darkness erupts from Blake's mouth and eyes and his body is thrown into a fit of spasms, arms, legs, and wing all flailing about wildly as a roar of pain rips through the air*
*She ran back at Blake and lay on top of him, securing his limbs under her. She couldn't do anything about the darkness coming from his face, or the screams, but he couldn't hurt himself this way*
So im trying to open a lock, and it's a combination one (we forgot the code). And I just did the math and it's got rouhhly 108 different possibilities. This'll be fun.
*After a while the darkness stops and his body goes limp again. He gasps for air and stares upwards with wide eyes*
They... figured that someone... would heal me... That's why... they send Michal...
*He takes a moment to catch his breath*
He stole that sword from a demon he once beat... as long as he manages a strike that punctures the skin his victim is cursed to have... "episodes" like that until they're dead. It's a good way to keep someone from being revived for long.
Lucifer: I hate angels, if you are an enemy to them, I will help you. Michal must have done something, that blade should have only been able to be held by a Prince of Hell.
*She tensed and left Loki, wondering over to Blake*
I will kick you. Loki deserves more respect than anybody in this place, no offence Lucifer. He's the bravest, most amazing man in the universe. His actions have been more than heroic.
Ah yes, it was more than heroic when he invaded earth. Twice. Oh and when he betrayed all of Asguard. And that time he put his father in a coma by raging at him. And when he froze Heimdal. And that other time when he talked down to a crowd of people. And when he ripped that dude's eye out with a smile on his face as people ran screaming from him.
Tell me again how he's deserving of respect and praise?
*She walked up to him and whispered in his ear, so soft, Loki didn't have a chance of hearing*
May I demonstrate...?
*She pulled away, her face full of disgust as she turned to Loki. She approached him and glared up at him*
You know, he's right. I did hear about all of that. It's pathetic. Absolutley pathetic! Do you have no morals?! No sense of sympathy for anyone else but yourself?!
You know what, Blake Soul, you should be lucky to be alive. I changed, you forget that I will still be alive when you're in a grave. I lost my mother, because of my actions. Let us not forget, Frigga died. Let us not forget, I did help stop Malikith, until I knew I could not return to Asgard. Yet, I help save your life, and you say this.
The demons that I know have nearly always been willing to make deals, if you know how to call them, and have something valuable enough to pay them with. If this Lucifer doesn't know enough, I'm sure someone else does.
Well for starters, the slightest cut, so long as it pierces your skin, inflicts an indefinite curse that causes uncontrollable spasms, fountains of darkness spewing from the eyes and mouth, and intense pain. After a while it kills you.
Well, mortal as in not magic. Ya know, presidents, prime ministers, kings, queen, jumping cows. All of them, under my control. So far I've kept everything the same but soon, slowly it will start changing.
I've been all over the place, to be quite honest. I've had fabulous days, a little less than fabulous days, a little more than fabulous days, a lot less than fabulous days and a lot more than fabulous days.
Yes, I am quite fabulously gifted to fabulously put the fabulous word fabulous in a fabulous sentence, fabulously using that fabulous word fabulous a fabulously fabulous amount of fabulous times!
(Soy sauce me poofed! I talked to Elleni on the phone!!!! :D And then dinner happened. I'm going to my friend's (who came on here once as Destiel) house but I might get WiFi so I might be on, maybe with her!!)
*The treehouse was empty, Ravel had taken Olivia and Christopher to practice with magic by the lake, Alexis and Aro were at the Sanctuary. Zafira shadow-walked inside, already thinking of a nice dinner and finishing her paperwork. She had stayed overnight at the Sanctuary in order to come home for Olivia's birthday tomorrow. She walked into the living room, and set up her vast amount of papers to complete. Zafira turned to go into the kitchen when Loki appeared before her*
Zafira: Good god...what do you want?
I want your help.
Zafira: Get the hell out of my house.
I can do this the nice or hard way.
Zafira: *has recovered from the intial shock* I..perhaps.
They say you can travel back in time, I wish for you to travel back to the moments before Alastair stole Zanida's true name.
Zafira: Why should I do that? Zanida is your sister.
Let me see....because I will simply use force, if I need to.
Zafira: I need you to think of...the moments before.
*pauses, finding his sister's memory, focusing on it*
Zafira: I have it. Okay...*walks to the center of the dynamite forest* Loki...I never travelled in time...
You have a memory, do you not?
Zafira: *nods, focusing on her memories of Ed and Niccolò, and then Loki's memory, and they appear at the moments before* Come. *walks with Loki, Alastair having not arrived on scene yet. She keeps Loki back, and walks ahead* Zanida, Loki this is madness!
Zanida: How so?
OtherLoki: What do you care?
Zafira: Zanida, if you go ahead, Alastair will take your true name, Alexis saw a vision.
Zanida: I'm....I'm...not losing my name!
Zafira; Call off the summoning.
OtherLoki: *vanishes*
Zanida: *backs away, running towards her home, only taking the Tessersct*
(From a really deranged point of view I pick blunt instruments for like torture related stuff, because I don't know, blunt butter knife action is a little more painful that a sharp knife. From a practical point of view I pick guns because you can be really far away or right up close and you can shoot them.)
(Hello Elleni - although I hope you understand you could have a sniper rifle which does exactly the same - with even more range, faster reload time and potentially a larger magazine.
I am more of a gun person, myself. I use a pistol and a machine gun, mostly.)
...the bows come with arrows right? Not just a bow because you can't do much with just a bow. Unless, you mean the clothy bowy thing you wear. Then that is totally different...
We just got back from a drive. It was really fun. We went up north and got lunch (mc donalds) and got a free burger because they put 1 too many in the bag. Then we set off again and came to a round about,so we spent fifteen minutes just driving around that lots of times (you should have seen the looks we got XD). Then we drove on this awesome winding road through the bush. And finally we stopped off at the best ice cream and lollie shop in Tassie.
(*the bullet hits her shields* Seriously? *lifts Elleni into the air and throws her a considerable distance backwards with her energy*
Alright. Say if someone had a hostage. You knew you could shoot them, but you didn't know whether you could kill them before they killed their hostage. Shoot or not shoot?)
((Gah! I'm working on a lab report and I can't figure out how I got a certain number and I'm looking at my data and I can't even find that number anywhere! And it's only been one day! D: ))
*runs in and showers Elleni and Sophia in daisies* Don't throw each other around. *sprinkles daisies* It's not nice. *sprinkles more daisies* Don't shoot at each other either. That's not nice.
(Ah..can I just leave the hostage to sort it out themselves, I mean, I grew up with the Gill philosophy. "You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.")
(I, personally, would shoot. That way you've a guaranteed success, no matter what. Hostages are only useful if you're not bluffing when you say you'll kill them. And if it is a person who is going to kill a hostage - they're dead anyway. The alternative would be to let the criminal escape. Which would be a failure. I would definitely shoot. No question about it.)
*shrieks* *grabs some daisies and throws them at Raven* Don't tickle people! *grabs more daisies and sprinkles them on Raven* It's not nice! *runs a few feet away*
*frowns* You...you don't like being tickled. I'm sorry. *sprinkles the both of them with daisies* You shouldn't throw daisies at people, it's less aggressive when you sprinkle them.
*sits down and makes a really big daisy chain* *runs and ties it around all of them including herself* You're not allowed to go free till you all promise to be nice.
o_o If three people promise to be nice then the last one won't be connected to anyone anymore and they will be free too, right? So only three people have to be nice?
No Amy. I wasn't going to let anyone free until everyone was nice but then...Sophia broke the chain. *frowns* She said she doesn't do nice, but everyone does nice right? Like I mean, there has to be some nice.
(I hereby dedicate this page to cookies, showing that there is nice in everyone. I also dedicate to coffee because it helps me finish all my projects and it makes even the toughest biscuits nice.)
*scowls at Raven* I am not soft. Or nice. It's my job to ensure galactic peace by any means necessary - I kill a hell of a lot of people. How is that nice?
*looks hurt* No need to get angry, you do make the world a better place. But I was listening to a song and it says, 'take your fist and make a peace sign with it.' You use your fists to make peace so I guess you are nice.
I prefer to use guns, actually. *sighs* If your definition of nice is killing people who make the galaxy a bad place - fine, I'm nice. But surely nice would be doing that without killing anyone?
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*looks at Zaf*
Please...you're the only one who can revive...please...
Zafira: *sighs, touching Blake, forcing his soul back into his body*
Astrid: *helps to heal him*
*Life floods back into his eyes and Blake screams in pain, the wound in his side quivering as it heals. Once it is closed he curls up, hiding himself with his blood-red wing. His breath is deep and ragged*
*She resisted the urge to punch Blake, but instead, wrapped her arms tightly around him*
You bloody bastard...
*sighs in relief and turns all her sigils off, collapsing backwards into the grass*
Astrid: There...*wanders away*
Zafira: I see you're alive now.
Thanks for saving him Zaf...
*She finally let go of Blake and then hugged Zaf and Astrid*
Thank you so much...
Zafira: Of course
*Blake whispers, his voice barely audible*
Not for long... Michal's blade... Not angelic... Cursed... Back away... BACK AWAY!
*Darkness erupts from Blake's mouth and eyes and his body is thrown into a fit of spasms, arms, legs, and wing all flailing about wildly as a roar of pain rips through the air*
*She ran back at Blake and lay on top of him, securing his limbs under her. She couldn't do anything about the darkness coming from his face, or the screams, but he couldn't hurt himself this way*
Blake! Calm down!
So im trying to open a lock, and it's a combination one (we forgot the code). And I just did the math and it's got rouhhly 108 different possibilities. This'll be fun.
(Have fun, Snow!!))
*After a while the darkness stops and his body goes limp again. He gasps for air and stares upwards with wide eyes*
They... figured that someone... would heal me... That's why... they send Michal...
*He takes a moment to catch his breath*
He stole that sword from a demon he once beat... as long as he manages a strike that punctures the skin his victim is cursed to have... "episodes" like that until they're dead. It's a good way to keep someone from being revived for long.
MOVE ALL OF YOU!!!
(Dedicating this page to getting the fuck out of Loki's way :D)
Blake, is there any way to find this Mich-
*She looked up at Loki, her eyes going wide, suddenly terrified of his reaction to seeing her on top of Blake*
Loki, it's not what it looks like...
(Alright that was a bad ded. I dedicate to life.
After all, life is everything. It's how we become who we are, how we learn to heal, how to cry, and laugh and be human.
Without life, there's no us.)
Lucifer: I am a demon, you forget.
*isn't actually phased by anything* We need to stop these episodes.
*Manages to give Loki a cynical look despite his exhaustion*
You don't say?
*She let out a sigh of relief and scrambled off Blake*
I thought that you were about to kill me, Loki... You weren't happy with our cuddling so I thought that this... Nevermind.
*She frowned at Lucifer, shifting away slightly*
*nods to Lucifer* We have a demon on our side.
Lucifer: I hate angels, if you are an enemy to them, I will help you. Michal must have done something, that blade should have only been able to be held by a Prince of Hell.
*Nods to Lucifer*
Let us say only that he's a bit of a hypocrite in calling me a half breed.
*She punched Blake, hard, in the arm*
Shut up. He doesn't have to help you. We don't have to help you. Loki doesn't like Midgardians except for me. Feel honoured.
*She beamed up at Loki*
Someone is getting a very big cuddle after today's heroicness.
I do enjoy cuddles.
*Snorts in disgust*
Feel honored? If it was someone who deserved a bit of respect, say Thor maybe, I might be.
I know you do. That's why I use them as rewards.
*She got up and walked over to Loki, snuggling against his chest*
I love you too, Rose.
Thor: My brother has enough respect, he is an Asgardian prince, and a warrior.
*She tensed and left Loki, wondering over to Blake*
I will kick you. Loki deserves more respect than anybody in this place, no offence Lucifer. He's the bravest, most amazing man in the universe. His actions have been more than heroic.
Ah yes, it was more than heroic when he invaded earth. Twice. Oh and when he betrayed all of Asguard. And that time he put his father in a coma by raging at him. And when he froze Heimdal. And that other time when he talked down to a crowd of people. And when he ripped that dude's eye out with a smile on his face as people ran screaming from him.
Tell me again how he's deserving of respect and praise?
Oh yeah, "adopted" father. Forgot to mention that. Frost giant.
Blake.
*She walked up to him and whispered in his ear, so soft, Loki didn't have a chance of hearing*
May I demonstrate...?
*She pulled away, her face full of disgust as she turned to Loki. She approached him and glared up at him*
You know, he's right. I did hear about all of that. It's pathetic. Absolutley pathetic! Do you have no morals?! No sense of sympathy for anyone else but yourself?!
You know what, Blake Soul, you should be lucky to be alive. I changed, you forget that I will still be alive when you're in a grave. I lost my mother, because of my actions. Let us not forget, Frigga died. Let us not forget, I did help stop Malikith, until I knew I could not return to Asgard. Yet, I help save your life, and you say this.
*vanishes*
Well now that he's gone. Lucifer, You seemed to know a bit about this curse?
*She stared at the empty space where Loki was a moment earlier*
That backfired...
Lucifer: Perhaps...I have not seen it in so long...
I'd rather not be spewing shadows at random intervals for the rest of however long I survive it. Anything is helpful.
Purple?
The demons that I know have nearly always been willing to make deals, if you know how to call them, and have something valuable enough to pay them with. If this Lucifer doesn't know enough, I'm sure someone else does.
Hello Alastair!
Hello.
How are you?! How are your eyes?!
Fine, and fine again, I suppose.
Good, good.
Boy. I stink at small talk. But really, I don't understand it.
All the better, then. I've rarely been fond of pleasantries.
*begins muttering seemingly random, insane things*
*stops muttering*
Oh. That works out well then.
*keeps muttering*
Running bread..... ninja carrots... hotshot bananas...
Lucifer: I know what I need to about the blade, Alastair.
Sigh. Asgardian.
Lucifer: I am not an Asgardian!!!
What have you to say about it that's useful, then?
*jumps in surprise*
Oh hello! Who are you? I was talking about Loki not you!
Well for starters, the slightest cut, so long as it pierces your skin, inflicts an indefinite curse that causes uncontrollable spasms, fountains of darkness spewing from the eyes and mouth, and intense pain. After a while it kills you.
Hello Blake!
Hi Dug. How's the zombie caterpillar apocalypse coming along?
It worked great!!! I have control of the mortal world!!!
How does it do that?
Interesting. I don't recall it ever happening and I'm pretty sure you don't control me.
Honestly I'm not sure. I'd chalk it up to be some form of demonic magic... They specialize in curses and other nasty things that kill people.
Well, mortal as in not magic. Ya know, presidents, prime ministers, kings, queen, jumping cows. All of them, under my control. So far I've kept everything the same but soon, slowly it will start changing.
I'm proud of you, Dug. Knew you could do it.
Thanks! Most people doubted me and didn't believe me. I guess it's kinda weird for a 13 year old to take over the world. But I did!
*smiles proudly*
Well done,
*Pats her on the head*
I'm sure you'll grow up to be a terrifying overlord.
*smiles*
I will!
(Naw this is all so sweet.)
*skips into Blogland, a majestic daisy chain queen*
*is still wearing her daisy chain*
Hey Raven!!!!!!!
*runs at Dugglyn*
Helloooooooo!
*He half smiles at the girls*
Hi Raven.
*smiles at Blake*
Hullo to you to!
*is hyperventilating*
*supermegahuggletacklesofdoomvils Raven*
Hhhheeeeeelllllllloooooooooo!!!!!
*Is curious...*
*Hugs Dugglyn back*
How are you?
Hello.
Hello, Raven, Alastair, Dugglyn, Elleni, Blake, and anyone I may have missed...
Hello everyone.
HELLO.
Duck! Long time no see! How've you been?
FABULOUS FABI!
I've been well. I haven't been around for most of this year, but now I've MADE A RETURN.
How have you been?
Hello Duck.
Goodbye everyone, I'll be gone for tonight.
WELL, WELCOME BACK.
I've been all over the place, to be quite honest. I've had fabulous days, a little less than fabulous days, a little more than fabulous days, a lot less than fabulous days and a lot more than fabulous days.
So, yeah.
Goodbye, Blake! [waves]
Hi/Bye Blake!
Well that's fabulous to know that you have been fabulously fabulous, Fabi
It's fabulous to see that you are fabulous at using the word fabulous as many times as you can in one fabulous sentence.
Yes, I am quite fabulously gifted to fabulously put the fabulous word fabulous in a fabulous sentence, fabulously using that fabulous word fabulous a fabulously fabulous amount of fabulous times!
(Boop)
[Nods]
I don't think I'll even attempt to top that. XD
Hey Rose!
(Soy sauce me poofed! I talked to Elleni on the phone!!!! :D
And then dinner happened. I'm going to my friend's (who came on here once as Destiel) house but I might get WiFi so I might be on, maybe with her!!)
Welcome back, Dugglyn. Perhaps, anyway.
Nice pic...
I think Rose is...eating lunch? Yes.-Zaf
*The treehouse was empty, Ravel had taken Olivia and Christopher to practice with magic by the lake, Alexis and Aro were at the Sanctuary. Zafira shadow-walked inside, already thinking of a nice dinner and finishing her paperwork. She had stayed overnight at the Sanctuary in order to come home for Olivia's birthday tomorrow. She walked into the living room, and set up her vast amount of papers to complete. Zafira turned to go into the kitchen when Loki appeared before her*
Zafira: Good god...what do you want?
I want your help.
Zafira: Get the hell out of my house.
I can do this the nice or hard way.
Zafira: *has recovered from the intial shock* I..perhaps.
They say you can travel back in time, I wish for you to travel back to the moments before Alastair stole Zanida's true name.
Zafira: Why should I do that? Zanida is your sister.
Let me see....because I will simply use force, if I need to.
Zafira: I need a memory,
Tell me what you need, Grand Mage.
Zafira: I need you to think of...the moments before.
*pauses, finding his sister's memory, focusing on it*
Zafira: I have it. Okay...*walks to the center of the dynamite forest* Loki...I never travelled in time...
You have a memory, do you not?
Zafira: *nods, focusing on her memories of Ed and Niccolò, and then Loki's memory, and they appear at the moments before* Come. *walks with Loki, Alastair having not arrived on scene yet. She keeps Loki back, and walks ahead* Zanida, Loki this is madness!
Zanida: How so?
OtherLoki: What do you care?
Zafira: Zanida, if you go ahead, Alastair will take your true name, Alexis saw a vision.
Zanida: I'm....I'm...not losing my name!
Zafira; Call off the summoning.
OtherLoki: *vanishes*
Zanida: *backs away, running towards her home, only taking the Tessersct*
Zafira: *goes to Loki* You will know, and I will know. Nobody else will.
I understand.
Zafira: *takes them back to the present, her body shaking* I...I...
*vanishes*
Ravel: Zafira! What happened?
Zafira: Nothing...long day...
Ravel: *takes her hand, and helps her back into the treehouse* Sleep.
Zafira: I'm fine, I just have a lot of work to do.
Ravel: Very well.
*Loki, Zanida, and Thor reside on Asgard, Zanida working with her husband on a new skill*
Zanida: Look, Thor, I can actually make a volcano erupt!
Thor: Don't....
You should.
Thor: Loki!
Zanida: *laughs, tackling Thor*
Thor: *grabs her, pulling her close* Nice try.
I could do better.
Thor: I broke the rainbow bridge.
I nearly had Jotunheim destroyed.
Thor: Laufey was happy.
(I've never hated cake so much in my life...)
(Goodnight, Zaf.)
Anyone there?
Hello?
(Hello, Raven.)
Hello peoples! How are you all?
(Hello Commander. How have you been?)
(I am normal, thank you. Neither happy nor sad. How are you?)
(Raven is always fine and I'm great. Hello Amy! How are you?)
(That could actually work for both events of asking.)
I'm fine, thanks!
Well, now what?
(What do you mean "now what?"?)
( I dunno I've used up all my small talk lines.)
Like after "Hellos" and "How are you's" and "everything is fine, thanks" what happens after that?
Any ideas of what to do now?
(I may be not used to extended conversations but I think we talk.
I think I could potentially be the oldest-looking character here. And I'm 26.)
(I was gifted with social awkwardness so no, not really.)
Okay.
(What do we talk about?)
...no idea.
How's life?
(Better than death, thank you.)
(Life's pretty good, for both of us. How's your life.)
*nods* Yes, that is true.
Pick another topic to talk about.
My life is alright.
...well...
(Alright. Swords, bows, guns, knives, blunt instruments. Which one do you prefer and why?)
Knifes, because they are easy to handle, are pointy, and can cut stuff. What about you?
Hello Elleni. How are you?
(From a really deranged point of view I pick blunt instruments for like torture related stuff, because I don't know, blunt butter knife action is a little more painful that a sharp knife. From a practical point of view I pick guns because you can be really far away or right up close and you can shoot them.)
(Hello Elleni - although I hope you understand you could have a sniper rifle which does exactly the same - with even more range, faster reload time and potentially a larger magazine.
I am more of a gun person, myself. I use a pistol and a machine gun, mostly.)
(Elleni! Hello.)
...the bows come with arrows right? Not just a bow because you can't do much with just a bow. Unless, you mean the clothy bowy thing you wear. Then that is totally different...
(Of course it comes with arrows. What would you do without them? Throw it at your enemy?)
We just got back from a drive. It was really fun. We went up north and got lunch (mc donalds) and got a free burger because they put 1 too many in the bag. Then we set off again and came to a round about,so we spent fifteen minutes just driving around that lots of times (you should have seen the looks we got XD). Then we drove on this awesome winding road through the bush. And finally we stopped off at the best ice cream and lollie shop in Tassie.
It was a lot of fun :DD
(The bow thing you wear could be used to strangle someone...even the bow without arrows could probably be used to strangle someone.)
(Hello, Snow.)
You can wack them with it.
Hello Snow.
(Snow!)
Hi :DDDD
I HAVE LOLLYPOPS
THEY ARE HUGE
IT WAS FOUR FOR $2 AND THEY ARE AMAZING
(I have never understood why someone would eat sweets/candy whatever the hell you want to call them.)
Maybe because they are sweet. And some people like sweet stuff?
(Which kind of bow?)
(Yes, but they are bad for your health.)
(That's true Commander but if you don't have them very often then it's just a special treat and won't astronomically mess up your health.)
Too much of it is bad for your health. Some candy should be okay though, right?
(Ah, okay.)
*grabs bow from Elleni and wacks her with it before tossing it far away* There. Now we are even.
*runs in and showers Elleni and Amy in daisies*
No thwacking each other with bows.
*sprinkles more daisies*
It's not nice.
(I never eat them. *shrugs*)
(Ah well each to their own.)
*points to Elleni*
She did it first! *scoots away slowly*
I just whacked her to make it even...
(The last time I did... It must have been eight years ago.)
Pick another topic!
(I really have next to no conversation experience. I've normally shot someone by now.)
Now is a good time to build up on conversation experience! :D
D: No shooting! Conversation!
(*the bullet hits her shields* Seriously? *lifts Elleni into the air and throws her a considerable distance backwards with her energy*
Alright. Say if someone had a hostage. You knew you could shoot them, but you didn't know whether you could kill them before they killed their hostage. Shoot or not shoot?)
No shoot. Go give them a hug. They just had a very bad day.
(I think if you tried to hug them, it would be you who gets shot in the head.)
((Gah! I'm working on a lab report and I can't figure out how I got a certain number and I'm looking at my data and I can't even find that number anywhere! And it's only been one day! D: ))
Fine. If I care about the hostage, don't shoot. If I don't care, then shoot.
*runs in and showers Elleni and Sophia in daisies*
Don't throw each other around.
*sprinkles daisies*
It's not nice.
*sprinkles more daisies*
Don't shoot at each other either. That's not nice.
(Ah..can I just leave the hostage to sort it out themselves, I mean, I grew up with the Gill philosophy. "You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.")
(I, personally, would shoot. That way you've a guaranteed success, no matter what.
Hostages are only useful if you're not bluffing when you say you'll kill them. And if it is a person who is going to kill a hostage - they're dead anyway.
The alternative would be to let the criminal escape. Which would be a failure.
I would definitely shoot. No question about it.)
*stares at Raven*
*pokes her*
*wonders if daisies will sprinkle down*
*sprinkles herself and Amy with daisies*
Don't poke people.
*sprinkles more daisies*
It's not nice.
*wonders what counts as "nice"*
*tickles Raven*
*squeals*
Stop it. stop it.
*laughs hysterically*
No. Please.
*tickles Amy back*
How do you like this?
*sighs at all the daisies*
*shrieks*
*grabs some daisies and throws them at Raven*
Don't tickle people!
*grabs more daisies and sprinkles them on Raven*
It's not nice!
*runs a few feet away*
*pulls the daisies from her hair*
*frowns*
You...you don't like being tickled. I'm sorry.
*sprinkles the both of them with daisies*
You shouldn't throw daisies at people, it's less aggressive when you sprinkle them.
*runs to Elleni*
*pokes her*
*runs to Sophia*
*pokes her*
*runs a few feet away from everyone*
*looks at the Commander*
Don't you like daisies?
No, I don't like daisies.
*sits down and makes a really big daisy chain*
*runs and ties it around all of them including herself*
You're not allowed to go free till you all promise to be nice.
I don't do nice. Sorry.
*breaks the daisy chains around her so she can get free*
o_o If three people promise to be nice then the last one won't be connected to anyone anymore and they will be free too, right? So only three people have to be nice?
*walks to Elleni*
*noms on her head to test if nomming counts as nice*
No Amy. I wasn't going to let anyone free until everyone was nice but then...Sophia broke the chain.
*frowns*
She said she doesn't do nice, but everyone does nice right? Like I mean, there has to be some nice.
*smiles*
Yay! You're both being nice. Mutual nomming is nice.
*claps*
Don't nom without permission.
I am not a nice person, Raven. For example, yesterday I killed all but three people in a religious cult.
That's nice to the three people...?
*sigh* I don't want to be a ghost anymore...
I killed people in front of them, Amethyst. That isn't nice.
*stares at Sophia*
I'm sure...i'm sure you're just like a cookie. All tough on the outside and soft in the middle.
(I think Raven likes to use cookies, she said the same thing about Alastair.)
(Is it possible to just bring me back?)
Oh! When you killed the people you were nice because by ridding the world of those people you made the world a better place! :D
I'm more like a ginger biscuit. Tough all the way through.
Even so, Owl, if you dunk a biscuit in just the tiniest smidgen of cookie, it's practically all soft and nice.
Fine, Amethyst, I'll accept that.
*coffee
(I hereby dedicate this page to cookies, showing that there is nice in everyone. I also dedicate to coffee because it helps me finish all my projects and it makes even the toughest biscuits nice.)
*scowls at Raven* I am not soft. Or nice. It's my job to ensure galactic peace by any means necessary - I kill a hell of a lot of people. How is that nice?
You make the world a better place :)
I have to leave now. Good bye!
*looks hurt*
No need to get angry, you do make the world a better place. But I was listening to a song and it says, 'take your fist and make a peace sign with it.' You use your fists to make peace so I guess you are nice.
Goodbye Amethyst.
*waves to Amy*
Bye.
I prefer to use guns, actually. *sighs* If your definition of nice is killing people who make the galaxy a bad place - fine, I'm nice. But surely nice would be doing that without killing anyone?
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