Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
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What the actual hell?
Making my mark...))
(Derek, I really do hate maths...)(
Double date?! *his head goes under the water*
Zanida: I have something, Rose. Do you want to come up to my room?
You lot are on your own. I have no idea...I know you have to say Beetlejuice three times...if that helps anyone. -Zafira
*She laughed at Loki, her grin wide and genuine. She looked back at Zanida and nodded*
I'd really appreciate that, Zanida. I've just got to punish your brother first. I'll get someone to show me where your room is, or you can wait a few minutes.
*She leaned her head into the water and pressed one cheek against Loki's*
Don't say Beetlejuice!! And I think I shall wait until someone se figures it out...))
Zanida: I'll wait.
*vanishes, appearing several feet away, next to Zanida*
Hey I got one part! C'mon Derek can't we use something from The Avengers?!-Zafira
I'm using 'Elliot's forehead' as that's the only reasonable number that doesn't get a load of decimal places as an answer.
*She fell into the water again, flailed for half a second, before sitting up and frowning at Loki*
Okay... I think he's had enough...
*She got out of the water, grimacing as her hair stck to her face and her dress became tighter. She poked her tongue out at Loki and then took Zanida's hand*
Puny God, isn't he?
Whup, spoke too soon. 375/7 = some complicated bs...
(How long do you take to create these, Derek? It concerns me...))
I'm doubling calculator-ing this, baby!
Zanida: He is. *takes Rose up to her room, which is shared with Thor* *the room has a balcony with flowers growing up it, the centre is a stone tub to wash, and in one room set off is the sleeping area, Zanida leads them to the otherside, where some of her dresses for parties are* Pick any of them. We seem to be about the same height. Maybe Frigga will do your hair, she usually helps me out since my hair hates to work.
(Congrats Moo!! I'm impressed!!)
Hey I suck at math, hence why I failed my Algebra 2 final. I don't even know half of what he asked...Derek is being given way too much fun.-Zaf
*She admired the room with wide eyes. Asgard was always surprising her. She followed Zanida to the dresses and her eyes widened. They were beautiful*
Woah... Being queen must be pretty amazing...
*She looked through the dresses and settled on a gold one*
May I borrow this one? It's stunning! And having Frigga do my hair...? This day is getting better by the second!
*She wrapped one arm around Zanida tightly, careful of the dress in her other hand*
Zanida: Of course you may borrow it. *hugs back* Get dressed, I'll be back in a minute. *goes down and gets Frigga, and a few minutes later comes back with Frigga*
Frigga: A double date? I do hope Loki is getting help from his brother.
*She was adjusting her dress a final time when Frigga and Zanida returned. She felt awkward in her dress. She wasn't used to wearing other people's clothing, let alone clothing from another world*
I'm actually a bit worried about this... What if something bad happens? What if I screw up?
*Her face fell into her hand*
Oh God...
Frigga: Zanida and Thor will help you. That's why they're going. Come here Rose, I'll do your hair.
Zanida: *goes and gets herself dressed, wearing a black dress* I never wear my dresses, I often just wear my armor.
*She smiled nervously as she approached Frigga*
I'm scared... What if something massive goes wrong and people get hurt...?
*She was thinking of one un instance in particular*
Thank you, Frigga.
Zanida, at least you have different types of clothing. I only have one, unless I have to go ransack a safe house of mine.
Frigga: *works on doing her hair in a braid, like her own*
Zanida: Ah. I used to have my casual and battle armor.
*She tried not to shift when Frigga's hands started to comb through her hair. Her eyebrows knit together and she tried not to squirm*
I-I'm sorry... It's the first time I've had someone do my hair... My... My mother was murdered when I was a young child... It's just odd...
Well, at least it's better than a leather jacket and skinny jeans... Do Asgardians have skinny jeans? Oh, I'll have to get you a pair, Zanida!
Hate to interrupt the fanfic but... someone help! I got -28.428571 recurring.
...this is PROBABLY wrong. Probably. Like idk, maybe there're MEANT to be 30 d.ps.
What did people get for the E.T thing?
Frigga: Its alright, I'm glad someone can do your hair now. *finishes up, and smiles* There you go.
Zanida: What are they?
Frigga: You may want to go meet the boys, Loki must be ready.
Home. Try home.-Zaf
The E.T. one was about the only one I got . . . O_O
E.T. phone home! Of course it's home!
((I got Beetlejuice!-Zaf))
((Rose, sleep well, I have a feeling you fell asleep.))
wow this is tough but a team like us will figure it out !
Wait, couldn't the ET one be heart? I'm sure he tells Elliot at the end he can find him (which is what the question asks) in his heart!
Wait...heart....home....okay I don't have any numbers beside Beetlejuice to figure this out so, someone put in the numbers. It could be heart because Derek would trick us.-Zafira
Just got up the script for ET, it reads as follows:
"E.T. and Elliott hug each other as the are visually surrounded by blue and white lights. Then Elliott and Mary exchange glances as Mike and Gertie stand by and watch. E.T. lifts his finger to Elliott's forehead. It lights
up, then he says: "I'll be right here."
So he'll be in Elliott's head/forehead. Anyhow, I'm pretty certain that it is a four letter word for the ET clue now
The first one was okay, but this one...
Eugh.
Why couldn't Silas make us do tonguetwisters or something?
The first one was okay, but this one...
Eugh.
Why couldn't Silas make us do tonguetwisters or something?
Maybe it's right here?
Would that work?
Yes Rory
Molly had 16 candelas by the way
Dear God, how could I forget the possibility of 'home'? Thanks operatives!
I have tried 'heart' with no success. I will also attempt Rory's excellent suggestion.
Plug it in. I would but I lack any of the numbers other then 3 from Beetlejuice.-Zafira
1980 The Empire Strikes Back, 1987 The Lost Boy's
Okay, so I have 16 and 3. If I had better knowledge of Superman I'd get that. I'm better with Marvel then DC Comics.-Zaf
So that's 7,..Thanks guys.-Zaf
45th!
Now to read...
Wsd
*47th
D'Arvit :P
Pretty sure there were three ghost busters before they start hiring!
I thought so...I probably should try Google again. I'm going to Google the Superman one.-Zafra
D:
I haven't watched the majority of those movies...
*deflects the rotten tomatoes* *poofs*
Nope
Not going to even try
Haha
It's funny because I'm sure a lot of people have used the Internet to find answers
I just ask my mom.
Alright, I am a Minion, and invented an account just to give you the formula:
(((5865/x)-16)/7)-92
The x is whatever ET told Elliott. I have no clue.
i bet you silis is watching us if you are let us no please
Adra, I asked my parents, they looked and the exact words: What the hell is that?-Zafira
Any luck Moo?
I believe there were 3 Kryptonian killers m'dears.
Can anyone confirm that Ricardo Montalban was the original Khan?
Well, actually, I only used my mom for a few sources.
I've seen most of these movies because yeah culture.
Right guys Ricardo Montalbán played Khan, and if there were 3 ghostbuster that makes the answer for that bit 3x16=48
Right guys Ricardo Montalbán played Khan, and if there were 3 ghostbuster that makes the answer for that bit 3x16=48
Ricardo Montalban was the oiriganl
Ricardo Montalban was the oiriganl
Ghostbusters was 3 before hiring, and 3 rules for magwai aka gremlin
Alright what else do we need? If I have to try the formula I will I just am scared to try.-Zafira
3 years passed between temple and last crudade
If anyone doesn't know what a Mogwai is, you can either kill yourselves because of your worthless exsistance, or you could go for the less painful option of watching Gremlins
What's Gremlins?-Zafira
'right here' seems unlikely Rory - every new answer has an even longer decimal points chain.
A facebook operative has told me that 'heart' is in fact the E.T answer; she got '73.29' but ofc idk her other answers.
Zafira, it is a beatiful and funny film about tiny little cute creatures that can create evil offspring is water gets on them
Can someone help me on the Superman question, I'm stuck with it!!!
The splash one is still stopping me from getting it
1. Gremlins never say die-3
2. He went back to-1955
3. ET poked Elliott and said stuff.
4. 16 candles
5. 1987-1980=7
6. 3 criminals
7. Ricardo Montalban-16
8. 3 original Ghostbusters
9. 3 Mogwai rules
10. Say Beetlejuice 3 times
11. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?-7
12. 1938-1935=3
13. Daryl Hannah was a mermaid-7
No forget it, just realised it's three =)
Alex, Goonies not Gremlins never say die! =)
My formula is (3*1955)/5)-16)/7)-48)-27)-7)+10
Can someone with a decent calculator work that out please?
3 crimminals. I went back and i found it at my Six Flags pictures on the one Superman ride.-Zafira
Oh. Oops. Confused by the Mogwai people.
Mogwai come from the film Gremlins Alex, and they have three rules I believe.
Yeah Moo, you got 73.2857143
(and you have to minus the 10 at the end, which I went and did for you in that Calculation^)
I've got one answer, 91.29, but I've had to round that up from a massive decimal. I'm now going to try using four letters, not five, in the ET bit and see what answer I get.
My formula didn't work D: E.T can't be 'heart'; that's the only thing I could've gotten wrong.
Thanks Charlie! I didn't think you'd have to round the number Sunny but that's looking more and more like the case...
91.29 is wrong, I know casue I just realised I did the maths wrong
I got 73.28574
I haven't actually seen the movie so I don't know what 3 letter word E.T could've given to fit the clue.
This is pretty damn confusing.-Zafira
185**
I'm sticking with 73.29; at least it matches the '_ _ . _ _' framework of the first clue.
You know it'd e useful if Silas would talk.-Zafira
Right, If ET was in Elliot's Head/Home we get an answer of 115.18. If he were in his Heart, we get an answer of 73.29. Seeing as others are getting this answer, I'm pretty sure that 73.29 is the answer. And after all that maths, I'm going to have a lie down =)
If decimals are allowed, 73.29 is most likely the answer.
https://twitter.com/DerekLandy/status/494511078077128705
Then keep it 73.29 and see what happens. Silas has been making comments on how stupid we are.-Zafira
Sunny strathern: I have those two also, but no way to discern, it could be latitude and longitude coordinates
Would nt the ET one be memory so it would be 3x 1955 /6 not 3?
Good lord I must've spent almost an hour and a half working that out. Chocolate break required.
I need a cup of tea. Tis 4 minuts til noon here...-Zafira
Just read the twitter post Charlie - what in the mother teresa.
6 Doesn't work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sarah, why did you have to pipe up. I've spent roughly 50 minutes doing all of the maths for those two answers
He should never has put division in there haha.
What in the name of Loki...WHY DEREK?!-Zafira
Sarah - just tried the formula with 6 instead of 5. Still gets a long string of decimals with 45.3571428..
Sean, I doubt it, seeing as there is only meant to be one answer, I'm pretty confident with 73.29. Or I was until Sarah logged on ;)
Oh wow... so many movies that I have never heard of... Well, to the wikipedia I go!
Right I'm putting the kettle on, but Charlie was the only one to come up with a decimal-free answer using '3' for the E.T question.
What's a 3 letter word that could fit?
No decimals guys he tweeted no decimals. So 185 may be it.-Zafira
No clue...I tweeted 185 to Derek.-Zafira
I can't find one CowSaysMoo! I'm seeing a paten of it beginning with "H" but the only three letter H word that springs to my mind is "Hoe" and I doubt it's that =)
*sighs* NUMBERS SUCK-Zafira
Loki, I'm looking at his twitter now and it doesn't have any activity since the 28th July
(Hello.)
No Loki, I've just seen what you mean, in the comments. Sorry
I'm actually signing off as Zafira currently, I just have my namr as Loki for roleplaying on the blog.-Zafira
Hahaha Sunny.
E.T: I'll be right here, hoe.
Elliot: Wh-what?
E.T: (Flips him off as he walks onto spaceship)
So if we use "3" as the answer to the E.T. clue, the number is 185... but how could 3 work?
Ugh, I thought I didn't have to math after school
'Eye'? As in 'mind's eye' maybe?
Or Derek could've been joking about how E.T kinda accidentally pokes Elliot's eye a lil bit?
I really don't know.
(Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.)
Derek I'm too young for these movies haha
CowSaysMoo that was a brilliant addition to the script.
@Etalihinna - We're not sure on the word, we just know nothing else fits for their to be do decimals.
Considering all the other dates we have are right -
3 x 1955 / 3 - 16 / 7 - (3x16) - (3x3x3) - 7 - 10 is the only way to get a whole positive number.
CowSaysMoo eye is the best thing we've got at the minute so it's 185!
(Marty McFly also went back to 1985. A few times.)
@TheCowSaysMoo "Eye" makes a lot of sense!
(I exist to confuse.)
Holy Cambodia Keating - YOU'RE RIGHT! Has that been the fatal flaw all this time?!
Tried them all, 1895 doesn't work at all.
Maybe its "YOU" .
He assured him that he will always be with HIM.
(My name is Dragona. Keating is just currently the character I use for RP. And, unlike Sophia Keating I am actually male. As I said, I exist to confuse.
In any case, I was thinking "Back to the future" then I remembered that line in the film about going back to 1985. So it's possible that Marty went back to 1985 as well as 1955 which would give a different answer.)
hmmm, what is the part for Indiana jones? ive never seen them
LOL
This looks so unnecessarily complicated. xD
Looks like you're having fun figuring it out.
I think it'd be cool if somebody could do it without researching ANYTHING, though. I couldn't do more than a few. :P ^^
I think it has to be 185.-Zafira
Just tried 1985 with 'heart' and still loadsa decimal points...
Goonies never say die!
I believe the Goonies never say die, Elleni. :) ^^
thnx
(Taia - I'm not researching anything. :P Then again I've only come up with two answers so far and one probably isn't right because it's more likely to be 1955, but 1985 could be A answer. :P)
OH MY GOD CHARLIE YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!
Inky, it's three year! Now once you finish all the maths off, you can message my Google+ with your address and I will send you the Indiana Jones box set ;)
Charlie lad, you can have a cookie for your idea =)
Hehe thnx
what did everyone else get?
If ET pointed to Elliot maybe he said he would always be with HIM and that wouldbe 3
@Dragona: *laughs* Well, nice work. I got confused about the Back to the Future part, two. I mean there were three of those films, y'know? :P ^^
(I'm not trying. I'm just spouting random things whenever I can.
As is the way of the ninja.)
Don't know if there is a connection, but up there Silas Nadir said he wanted his death count to be 85. Seems like a strangely specific statement to make.
I used that el
in the end I had 195
Taia, only two of the three Back to the Future films were made in the 80s
73.28 is what I have.
I thought it was heart...
That wasn't Nadir Charlie it was his accomplice (whoever it is...) and it might've just been an introduction into the 80s movies theme for the clue.
Speaking of, anyone want to speculate who this accomplice could be?
@Dragona: *nods* I know. THat's kind of me, too. Except, I'm hardly even helping, I'm really just watching. :P
I really like this teamwork thing, though. IT's cool. C:
@Sunny: I know, but it was easier to say three than explain two in the 'eighties, kind of. My brain kind of simplifies things by complicating them? idk. :P ^^
And- Have you considered just 'Here' for ET, over 'right here'.
Or 'forehead', since that's kind of where he points to? ^^
this calls for some cider...
hehe yes El XD
Ive noticed that there are people here who I have never met... so
Hi Im inky the werewolf, nice to meet you :)
The math doesn't work for any of them but 3 for the E.T. answer. Whether it be "You" or "Him" or "Eye" it has to be three to avoid having decimals.
So 185.
(Fred the Elemental. God damn it Fred, I told you not to kill anyone.)
I think "you" as the E.T. clue makes sense. Being with someone is technically a place to be.
OMG JUST WATCHED THE ET CLIP AND BY GOLLY HE POINTS TO HIS HEAD
you would make sense cos aloota these answers are 3
Nice to meet you too Inky. I feel super accomplished with all this teamworking, and super sociable even though I've been sat inside for 3 hours.
I think the lack of confidence in the writing makes it sound like Thrasher; he probably killed around 4 people as a zombie when he was helping Scapegrace round up his zombie army right?
TheCowSaysMoo, I'd love to speculate with you, but have no idea who it could be. Don't think there was any mention of Silas having followers in KOTW
@Chloe: *laughs* :P
I'm not sure about the E.T. thing, still. Gramatically, 'you' 'him' and 'eye' don't really make sense in the context. It would have to be WITH you, or WITH him, or HIS/YOUR eye, wouldn't it? :/ ^^
good point bach
Cow, you saying that makes a fair bit of sense
So just to check, its 1955*3,/3,-16,/7,-(3*16),-(3*3*3),-7,-(3+7)=185, right? If indeed it is 3 at all. *sigh*
its the et part that I cant figure
is it head or you...??
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
(Inky, or 'not here'. ET couldn't fit inside someone's head and he'd be hard pushed to get inside the boy as well.)
Hello yello melo fellos. I wish i was around in the 80s.
'Head' is just as likely as 'You', but only one of them has the math on its side.
Sunny - You're right about the KOTW thing... additionally Thrasher would be an incredibly easy minion to adopt in little to no time (alongside Scapegrace)given their inherent need to worship random people.
They'd also been working to find Nadir in LSoDM and this could be proof of a plot gone wrong, or some double-agent craziness.
...I wonder what Grandmaster Ping is up to?
I had a lot of fun just now but my pillow is calling me. Thanks for this, I'll see you all at various periods of time over this next month. Ciao.
... One of the clues involved Khan, and now my head is filling with Khan puns again, and I just hate what fandoms do to my head. :P
And, with apt timing, Star TRek is on. Bye, all! *waveS* Good luck figuring and things. :) ^^
byii Taia
Ughhh, now I have 390!!!!!
*tears hear out of frustration*
Cow, they're practically worshipping Ping in LSoDM. I'm more interested in what Clarabel's up to =)
The one time i go on holiday i find that theres a skulduggery quiz which i cant do without the books and now i find the next quiz was one from a different year/decade/century/MILLENIUM from when i was born!!!
hmmm, well the song wiggle isn't helping my brain XD
Right guy's, I'm off now. It's been fun
Byii sunny
(Bye Sunny!)
(I have to go for a while. Bye!)
Byii dragon
*turns on radio*
*the yes dance comes on,starts singing*
lets do the fork in the garbage disposal, lets to the fork disposal !
ringdingding........
*dances crazily*
hehe
have you seen the yes dance?
Seriously? Okay
My ded:
I hereby dedicate this page to maths, for without it, we wouldn't be able to make head nor tail of the clues given to us.
I would also like to dedicate this to the yes dance, which is probably the thing that keeps me most fit XD
look at the yes dance
It is weird XD
Is it me or is it quiet tonight?
Hmmm we need other to spice it up a bit ^^
yea
OMG IS THIS A ZOMBIE IS SOOO FUNNY!!!
KIRK: Spock. Comment?
SPOCK: Very bad poetry, Captain.
JFC SpOCK yOU're a GODdAMN SCIENCE OFFICER IS THaT THE BEST YOU CAN DO
This episode was not really that good but I would 100% watch it again for that moment. :P
Hi again Taia
*waves vigorously*
Hi again Taia
*waves vigorously*
Hi again, Chloe! :)
*waves back*
How're you doing?
Im great, you?
Im watching the anime 'is this a zombie' and its hilarious, but also very pervy
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