Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4578 Newer› Newest»*She grinned at him, her eyes twinkling*
She shouldn't get all the fun anyway...
*She pressed her lips against his as hard as she could, heat flowing through her body. Her kisses were different. They were dangerous and rough, not caring of Loki. They only wanted to be satisfied*
I don't get it.
. . .
Okay, what I said wasn't what I meant, but it was kind of what I meant, but it wasn't really.
And -
Ah, okay. :)
I think I have it again . . .
I think I have it . . .
IT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!!
Mbd, thinking..considering..comparing..reasoning..etc
@roleplay: Oh, crap. O_O
Okay, this isn't good. D:
*his armor shifts into his battle gear, and already aware this is not Rose* *kisses Silverrose and breaks away as if to breathe* I want Rose. Not you.
OK I've either got 73, 73.28 or 73.285714286 depending on when I start ignoring the decimal numbers.
I am Rose...
*She smiled up at him, her arms draped around his neck. She reached up to kiss him again*
Loki... Don't you see it is Rose...? Who else would it be...?
You cannot lie to me, Silverrrose. I would like Rose back, let her have the first time. If you behave and let Rose out, I will grant you a chance with me. You have my word.
*Her eyes cloud with confusion*
But I am Rose. Slīvœrrsę is still in my head somewhere... I haven't heard from her in a while...
*She pulled his face down to her, silencing him with another kiss*
Also, every relationship is different. And at the major spoiler in the second book of the Mistborn trilogy, then Vin and Elend show that they're more awesome than most couples in books because they make a decision and most couple sin books are too pathetic to haev picked that decision, but see, I ship Hunter and Ez LOADS (even though they don't much like being shipped . . .), and they wouldn't have made that super-awesome decision, and that's not because they're inferior as a ship, that's because they're different people.
So hmm. I'll have to think about this.
Hmm.
I know Alastair's main issue with Vivilente, or one of them, is the fact that Viv killed Silente in his fear dimension. Alastair would never do that. Like, never never never. He would much rather die.
But you see, in A Little Piece of Heaven, which is a song by Avenged Sevenfold, the guy tortures and the murders the girl, and then he goes on about how he still loves her, and I can imagine that happnening in roleplay, and I can just hear Adra and Alastair over on TLC going on about how the person who roleplays them clearly doesn't know how to roleplay and how that isn't love and they're honestly very stupid and deluded, and if that happened in roleplay I would be over on TLC agreeing with them. But I ship the characters in A Little Piece of Heaven loads because you see, he brings her back to life because he loves her, and then she tortures and murders him in revenge, and so they're both dead. And then he's just so sorry for doing that to her, and he says he'll suffer for so long to make it up to her (and she's just like 'I hope you DO suffer'), and then he says he'll do whatever she wants him to do and that if what he's doing isn't enough to make it up to her he'll try again and again and again and again, whatever it takes, and then she forgives him and grants him a chance and he doesn't let her down and then they murder this church service and get married in the afterlife ("Do you take this man in death for the rest of your unnatural life?") and AWH. :O
So I guess every ship is different, and there isn't a precise formula, and just because it isn't Aladra (for example) doesn't mean it's not good.
And I think I have just reached a very good place in my mind here. Sorry.
*goes to email myself it*
(*Cuddles Star*)
*just shifts back into the shirt he wore and continues to kiss her, not wanting to argue with names*
*She laughs triumphantly and runs her hands over his shirt, feeling the muscles beneath the fabric. Her kiss quickly turned wild and dangerous*
I always win...
@Silente: OH MY GOSH I KNEW I WAS ONTO SOMETHING! C:
That's almost EXACTLY how Vin was feeling about her and Elend at the beginning of the second book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*is just so proud of myself now, I swear*
Um.
Sorry. :P
I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF OH MY GOSH I KNEW MY HEAD WAS TELLING ME SOMETHING.
Um . . .
Sorry. :/
Okay. Let me make an actual response response. Moment. :P
*continues to kiss her, not really caring about holding back his strength, and is rough with her now*
That's better...
*She started to be rough with him too. Her hands slid under his shirt and felt to cool skin beneath. She shivered happily and let her fingers explore under his shirt. She almost winced with his roughness but let out a moan instead*
I'm not sure if I have an actual response. Just that I want to give SilenteTC advice now, and that I really hope Vivilente works out. :)
Beginning of the?
*most of the second book
I should definitely discuss ships more often, though.
I ship Vivilente more now. :P
*doesn't flinch at all from her touch, and decides to finLly let his mischievous side out, and lets a hand explore under her shirt, exactly where she is on him*
Hmm. Sorry.
You know yesterday when I said talking to myself worked if I thought I was talking to other people, and that usually it happened when I started talking to someone and veered off track?
*points above*
Prime example there. :)
I seriously want to give a massive Mistborn series-related rant to SilenteTC now. :/
I reference to that series too much for my own good, I think . . .
I really hope she doesn't decide to end it. :/ That would not be good.
*She blushed and her kisses went up a notch. Then she pulled back and stared at Loki in a mix of confusion and horror*
What just...?
*Rose felt the hand underneath her shirt and went back to kissing him, not caring that Slīvœrrsę had almost stolen this opportunity from her*
*quietly* I knew your name was out. *goes back to kissing her, showing he is not mad or hurt*
*Her head dropped slightly*
I didn't mean for that to happen... I wasn't thinking...
*She kissed Loki again and slipped her hands under his shirt to feel his skin. He was cool, Loki-cool. It sent a shiver down her spine*
I know, but I am fine with her attempt. *kisses her back a bit more fierce then usual*
((Rose, remember the picture. You can make it happen.-Zanida))
@Silente: She really should talk to someone. :/
Eh. I should roleplay. Then I could sort you people out. Or not. :/
(I am watching, Death, Zaf, btw. :))
*She matched his ferocity and trailed her fingers along his stomach, shivering. She took hold of the bottom of his shirt, deciding whether or not she should take it off*
(The pickup line one...? *Giggles*)
Sorry bout my distance. Sil refuses to talk now. I might delete those comments. I wouldn't want El or Viv panicking...
(Star: *Translation* I'm just casually watching you two make out. No big deal.)
(*Laughs*)
Hey guys!
We're readers of roleplay. We live on panic. Everyone is a masochist to some extent.
(Hey Rhy!)
@Death: I read Aladra. I've become slightly desensitized to smut. XD
I'm glad Rose is back. :)
What's going on atm?
hey Rose!
Go on. *is holding self back from making anymore mischeif, for now, letting her make the choices* *He knows damn well Rose would kick the crap out of him if he went out of line*
(*Laughs awkwardly*
Uh... Nothing much is happening Rhy...)
((Oh you know Roki made children its all cool.-Zanida))
((RHYDIAN HI!!!!-Zaf))
Hiya Zaf!
Hey Rhydian!
Yeah but she could just be over thinking it. We don't want them worrying.
Yo Sil!
*She looked at him briefly before taking his shirt off and tossing it on the floor beside them. She looked down at his chest and ran her fingers over his skin. She placed one hand over his heart and the other in his hair, kissing him ever so gently*
(*Mentally murders Zanida*
You had to say that in front of Rhy... He's like my brother...))
@Rhydian: Hi! :)
@Zaf: LOL. XD
You know that video for a hotal company or something?
"*kids running through airport(?) excitedly*
Take the kids!
*kids standing on doorstep looking miserable as parents drive off*
Leave the kids!
*man and woman kissing*
Make more kids!"
Me: O_o
@Silente: But their relationship depends on THEM.
She overthinks, that's her.
Decisions she makes about the relationship will be due to what she feels, thinks, and overthinks.
But my natural urge to argue is kicking in here, sorry . . . :/ No, we don't want them worrying.
Although it's more interesting when one worries. :P
Me confuddled....
*kisses her back, gently* *Goes to take her shirt off, not sure if she will kill him for it, Zanida taught him women can kill with nails, Sif also taught the meaning of oww*
brb
*She allowed him, already feeling self-conscious. She looked up at Loki, her eyes softer than they had ever been before*
I... I think I love you...
I know I love you, Rose. *pulls her closer, kissing her neck*
Backsies!
@Star But she doesn't KNOW! That's the problem. She can't decifer herself.
In terms of the relationship she feels guilt. She feels protective. She feels care. She feels worry. She feels conflicted. She feels like a slut. She's so confused. And looking deeper into those haven't helped her. And she doesn't want to do wrong but she doesn't know what right is.
Okay she's starting to lean the wrong way..
*She giggled and leaned her neck to the side, allowing him easier access. She continues to run her hands along his chest*
@Starry and Sil: What are you two talking about? Don't wanna intrude Roki rp, so I shall try to join in this conversation if you don't mind?
@Silente: :O
I really hope she gets through it . . . :(
Eh. D:
I totally don't know what to do/say now. :/
*Rose can feel how relaxed he is with her now, as he kisses her neck more, still gentle, shockingly*
@Rhydian: We're talking about Vivilente. :)
(that's still such an amazing word . . .)
I've run out of things to say, though. :/
What's Vivilente? Lol sorry, I'm still out of circulation I suppose
@Rhydian: O_O
Vivilente is Viv x Silente . . .
@Rhydian Talkin bout Vivilente
And...
Ugh its too full! Her head is too full for her to think of everything she needs to. It's stressing her out. She needs advice but doesn't like opening up. She's leaning towards loss..
At least she's used to loss.
oh right...like I said, been distant
*She trembled each time his lips touched her and let herself become lost in the feeling, closing her eyes*
Mmm... Loki...
*She started to kiss in the hollow at the base of his neck*
*for once actually lets out a moan, and kisses her lightly on her neck over and over* *his hands wander around her fromt*
I am going to reference to the Mistborn series AGAIN . . .
Trust is a wilful self-delusion. In order to trust, you have to shut out the voices in your head saying your friends are going to hurt you and just hope you'll be okay. But distrust is really the same thing, just the other way around. Given the choice between the two delusions, isn't it better to trust? It makes you feel much happier and it's better than being lonely and paranoid for your whole life . . .
*That was @Silente
*She smiled at the sound of his moan and continued kissing the same spot, trying to get another. A moan of her own escaped her lips when his hands touched her stomach. She placed her hands on Loki' s shoulders, hanging on to make sure her knees don't buckle underneath her*
*stands there and tries to look cool* *fails by falling very dramatically and hits the ground* *gets comfy since he can't be bothered standing up again*
(Just a quick warning:
If I vanish, I've fallen asleep. It is almost 1am here, after all.))
@Star that...is really nice.
Soz am gonna have ta rp her or something possibly elsewhere to help her. So might be here might be elsewhere..
Rose...*lets out another moan, and steers her towards his bed, so that she doesn't fall* I can handle this.
*She smiled up at him and sat him down on the bed beside her*
Are you sure...? I hope I can...
(Shall we go somewhere a bit more private if things are to get raunchier...?)
Pan to the drapes...
*Poofs*
I am sure. I promise.
((Yes, we ought to. Shall we continue this over email? I need not hear from others we are worse then Aladra. *points to Silente, speaking to the audience* Feast your eyes!))
hey Adra! Haven't seen you in AGES!!!
(Email sounds fine.
*Snickers*
He's joking. We love you Aladra!!
*Toodles off to email*)
Gtg
Bye!
...
Hey Lantern. :)
So, I was kind of here but I wasn't focussed enough to actually be here, so I was semi-reading comments, but it wasn't close enough to even be ghosting, kind of, because my brain was 9995239523 miles away and facing in the wrong direction. And then Star said something about how all relationships are different because the people are different, and I don't think I took in what she was actually saying, because I wasn't following, but I started thinking and typing and thinktyping, because there were things forming in my head and I wanted to get them down.
But somehow, I still haven't managed to get them down, because somehow it just turned into, like, 900 words of me talking about why Spock/Bones is a ship, and I haven't even finished.
And now I have Spones feelings and IT'S SO INTENSE DAMMIT.
And then I realised that I still have this window open on the other side of the screen, and I figured I should probably say something, even though I haven't actually been reading.
So, you are all wonderful and you smell like rainbows.
*nods*
:)
...
:l that wasn't necessary.
*Goes*
Not you Taia, by the way. I meant to Loki..
*hugs Adrawr*
I know. I had a hug typed out at the ready, but I was kind of hesitating because sometimes two words in asterisks feel inadequate to express what they're trying to mean, kind of. ^^
(Sorry, I think I'm in a weird mood. I've been in a sort of apathetic state for most of the day, and then I started typing things, and now I'm finding it hard to say things right, kind of. :P)
[hugs]
Heyyyy
Sorry, maybe here now . . .
My sister started reading Inkspell yesterday and I'm nonly 180 pages through Inkdeath, so I need to read before she catches me up, and she reads more than me. :P
*only
*as in, she spends more time reading than me
*because I go on the internet
Hello people
Hi Viv, is that draw thing still going on...?
Yes. I think so. Elleni hasn't started yet so you might win.
(Hello.)
Well Ive drawn you, but in anime form cos I cant draw in anyother way...
Im just scanning it onto the computer now
Also I don't have any colouring pencils
Hi Dragon
(That's fine...I eagerly await this masterpiece you have created.)
(hardly a masterpiece...)
(Don't put yourself down...an artist is his/her own worst critic)
*hugs Fabi* :)
@Star: *laughs* That's probably a part of why I don't share my books with people. :P
Although, I've been getting into the habit of reading through the night, recently. Like, ALL through the night. Like, sometimes reaching the end of the book, and closing the cover over the last pages, and then looking up and seeing the clock saying that it's 6AM, and being like, damn. :P
Hi Chloe! Hi Star! Hi Viv! Hi Dragona!
How are you all? :)
Im brill, taia. Ive been wrestling sheep today XD
@Star[continued, because I just realised I didn't actually make a POINT, then]: *So if I kept that up, I'd probably get through my books fast enough that it wouldn't be a problem, anyway. :P ^^
@Chloe: *laughs* Sounds fun. :P
(Where's the beatiful portrait?)
dammit the scanner aint working
(*bottom lip trembles*)
@Taia: Me and my sister don't even know whose books are whose now. XD
And - hmm. That hasn't happened to me. I would have to e quite eager to read the book, which would only happen after an extended period of reading, by which point I'd be a way trhough the book anwyay . . .
@Taia: I have respect for sleep. :P
(I got to go...Inky....why?....*sobs*. Next time I'm on I won't be so nice!)
*walks back in, hollow eyed*
*she's made a choice*
*it hurts*
*takes a deep breath, head still too full*
(Got to go Sil! I'll bbl later just for you! And Inky!)
hmm, lets see if I can use my phone to get it on the computer
byii viv
('kay then. See you then.)
can someone tell me the answer I really don't like maths
*sinks down*
*she'll do it later, she should probably think about it more*
*sighs*
*looks up*
Hello?
Hi Sil
*tries to smiles at Inky, pushing all that to the back of her head for the time being*
Hey Flick.
How are you doing?
@Star: xD
*laughs* I have respect for sleep, but sometimes I kind of forget that time is a thing. :P
I think I mostly just wanted everything to be OK, and maybe I've been attaching to characters more than usual, of late. So I keep finding myself screaming, inside my head "No, that's a terrible idea! D:" or "WHATTTTTTT?!" or "WAIT NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT" or ":( :( :(" or "BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T KNOW FrICKIN' DANG IT ARGH IT's NOT HER FAULT", and I just wanted everybody to be happy and that kept not happening. :P
Or, if I was reading short stories, because they end too quickly and suddenly, and I need more, so I move onto the next one. :P ^^
I'm..fine. You?
Sorry I poofed.
(I'm fine, Taia. You?)
Shit. I've been laying on my earphones all that time!!
Are you sure your fine?
*looks concerned
(ugh I have to go golfing now, byii
(hey Draggie. Hey Death)
Hi Sophia.
(bye Flick)
(Oh come on, I thought someone would have commented when I posted that...
Meh.
I dedicate this page to... hm...
Envelopes.)
Hello, Conor. :) That could be difficult, since it looks like people might be finding a lot of different answers, depending on which numbers they find, because of ambiguity. Sorry. :P
I'm good, thanks Dragona. :)
Bye Viv!
Bye Chloe! I hope you have fun?
@Dragona: *tilts head* Envelopes are good. *nods* :)
mbd/msd
thanks for replying Taia DeMars :)
@Taia: I wouldn't start reading at midnight, though . . . Plus I'm doing rereading recemtly, so there's less of a drive to finish. :)
@Star hey. Sil came to a decision. A bad one.
@Conor: What Taia said. Plus I'm not really trying. I'll live eitjout a prize. :P
*has motivational issues, I think*
@Silente: Ah, crap. -_-
@Star Yeah. But hey, at least Viv currently hates her so it will be easier.
(I'm reading Mass Effect: Ascension, currently.
However I do have Shadow Blizzard that needs finishing.)
You're very welcome, Conor Beggs. :) Sorry I couldn't be more helpful. ^^
@Star: *nods* Fair enough. I don't think I usually START reading until midnight. :P
I get you on rereading. :)
And- I'm not trying, either. Because I'm not a very competition-y person, and also I don't want to involve myself while I'm still spoiler-prone. :P
@Dragona: Are the ME books good? Sometimes you get books based around TV/film/game franchises and they're not always that impressive. ^^
At the moment, I'm reading a collection of Roald Dahl's short stories.
And some of them are so twisted it's difficult to imagine how he was such a prolific children's author. o0
@Silente: No
no, that doesn't make it easier for me. :/
@Dragona: Mass Effect. :P Yes.
@Taia: Ah, THAT'S where we differ. :)
I'm not competitive unless I'm already good at something. :P
@Star it doesn't?
(Taia - yes, yes they are. Very good. They expand on the universe and the characters and the locations and stuff and I think they're well written. And they have a good storyline. So yes, they're good. :P
Star: :P)
(*hugs Sil*. I'm back!)
(Hey..)
(wanna click play?)
(Wait, what are you clicking play to?)
(Before that, check your email.)
@Silente: WELL NO
HIM HATING HER IS NOT GOOD FOR THE FUTURE OF VIVILENTE ON MANY LEVELS
AND HIM BEING OKAY WITH HER BREAKING UP WITH HIM DOES NOT MAKE IT EASIER
IT MEANS THEY JUST KIND OF SEPARATE
@Dragona: Sounds . . . good. :)
(replied)
(just the rp in general Draggie)
(...great timing Star.)
(Shouldn't Elleni probably be here, then? I mean, she and Sophia are kind of finding out where Erica is...)
@Star: Looks like it. :) ^^
I don't think I'm competitive in general, really. Except if my school friends are doing little quickfire quiz things in class revision time. Then I get a BIT aggressive. :P
@Dragona: Oh, good. That sounds pretty great, then. :) ^^
Welcome back, Vivanus! :)
(Er....she doesn't have to be.)
(Rereplied...hi everyone!)
Gotta go. Will be back later. Bye!
*finishes following her blood tie and hides somewhere near Viv*
*okay*
*alright*
*musters her courage and keeps telling herself what she's been thinking*
(Bye Taia)
(Bye Taia!)
(Silente - so should Sophia follow SilenteTC?)
(Ugh Sil...I'm not sure I can do this. Sophia! Hurry up!)
(if she wants. She can do whatever she wants)
(why can't you Viv?)
(Find Erica!)
*follows Silente, wondering where she's going*
*keeps her machine gun drawn*
*she can hear Sophia following*
*takes a deep breath and stands so she's in plain sight*
(I don't want to hurt you...*hates Erica even more. *. But it is my duty so ...play!)
(I know..)
*catches the motion in his peripheral vision and spins around.*
Oh, it's you.
*steps forwards slightly*
It is.
*glares at her with intense hatred*
I would've thought you had gotten the message from last time.
Silente, why are you here?
*ignores Sophia*
Seemingly not. I just..
..I wanted to see you.
*laughs*
Well you want to know something vampire? I didn't want to see you. Ever. Again. But now you are here I may as well have some fun.
*grins evilly*
*aims her machine gun at Vivanus, just in case*
*looks at him, remembering the countless times those arms held her, those lips graced her*
Don't. Sophia will shoot and..I don't want to see you hurt.
*looks at Sophia*
Oh hello you. My, you look gorgeous. Just let me settle this and you'll have my FULL attention.
I'll do more than hurt. Silente, don't listen to him. He's under that bitch's control.
No, Vivanus, I will not let you settle this. Unless you walk away, the only way this is ending is you being shot.
*places an arm on Sil's shoulder*
*collapses*
Sil? What happened to me?
*closes her eyes a moment, rightening her head*
*this wasn't the right time*
*opens then again*
*steps back*
*its a trick*
Don't..
*struggles to get up*
Sil? Help me!
*keeps her machine gun aimed at Vivanus*
*looks down at him*
*help me!*
*swallows and steps forwards*
*she knows its a lie but sometimes its nice to believe a lie*
*offers him a hand up*
*takes the hand*
Thank you.
*pulls her in as if to kiss her*
*almost forgets*
*almost allows it*
*instead directs her head down, onto his chest, and hugs him*
*the metal on his armor binds her trapping her there*
Here. Isn't this what you wanted?
*looks at Sophia*
Shoot me and she dies. And then you die.
*panics and struggles*
Viv! Vivvy!
*calms*
(brb)
How can she die if you're already dead? Asshole. *keeps her machine gun trained on him*
There's no way out of this. Your emotions are being manipulated. I don't want to shoot you but if I have to, I will.
You shoot me and this lovely fellow nsmed Jag Debonair comes and kills you.
What was not necessary? Oh never mind. I forget Mdgardians tend to be sensitive.
...
*Sigh*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lq2W7QjGqEo
Here's the song that I'm dancing to..
I'll take my chances. Stand down, Vivanus, or you get a round in your head. You're not faster than a mass accelerator firearm. Don't even try.
When Erica stops manipulating you, how do you think you'll feel? Knowing that you killed the person you love?
(back)
Sophia, don't shoot. Jag will kill you. Trust me.
*looks up at Viv*
As I said, I'll take my chances. I'll shoot if I have to.
Erica isn't a part of this.
If I get shot my armor implodes. Sil is in my armor. Therefore she dies.
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