Wednesday, July 30, 2014

This Just In...

Wow.

Um, hi.

So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...

Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.

Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.

First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.

Got that? Good.

Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.

"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.

Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.

Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.

Clear? Good. 

Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.

Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.

Oh this is FUN.

How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"

Subtract it from your total.

How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.

And what you get, is the next number.


4,578 comments:

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Amethyst Temerity said...

Yes!!!

Amethyst Temerity said...

Come on let's go and play!

son of the moon said...

:D

Chocolate!!
~Iggy

Amethyst Temerity said...

*rolls out an ice cream toppings cart*

son of the moon said...

*Begins making a big ball of vanilla ice cream*
~Iggy

Amethyst Temerity said...

*claps hands gleefully*
*creates a slightly smaller ball of vanilla ice cream to place on top*

son of the moon said...

*Finishes the lower half of the body*

*Collapsess from exhaustion*

~Iggy

Amethyst Temerity said...

*bends down over Iggy*
*pokes* ... *pokes more*
Iggy!

Amethyst Temerity said...

(For the snowman...I think)

Amethyst Temerity said...

*places the vanilla ice cream ball i made on top of Iggy's*

Amethyst Temerity said...

If anyone is still on, I think I will go to sleep now. Bye.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yes!!!!!
Here at last!!!
Oh Blogland I missed you so!!!!! And everyone here!!!!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

BYE AMY!!!!
*noms her head*
I like ghosts!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Um, ok.
So first of all, sorry people, I have seen one of those movies and it is Buellar. That's the only one. Not even E.T. I know right! So very sorry but I can't help...
Also, I am so sorry I haven't been on! I have Irish dance camp this whole week and with sheep overs and blue berry picking (tomorrow. And then camp. Arg.) And all that I've been so busy!
And on Saturday I'm being forced to go shopping.
-_-
*glares at Destiel and our other friend A*
You both are cruel.
Sunday gonna see the blue angles!
Then next week is camp from 8:30 to 4:30. And then we leave.
Seems I won't be on much. :(

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I just ate the wrapper/RAPPER!!!!!!!!
Hop year chorg!
I love Irish dance!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

So Ellie!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ok, goodnight all yey'all!!!
Remember you are all perfect and wonderful and I love you all!
Some day I will be on when most of the other people are on! Hopefully soon...!

Unknown said...

its either 196.05 or 198.05

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Snow?
Also, I know zilch about movies on general, so I'm leaving this up to you lot :P

Snow said...

Hi.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Are you alright?

Star Inkbright said...

I AM ONLINE WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE YAY. :)

Snow said...

Yeah. I'm fine. Brain failing to form words, but fine.

STAR

YES

YOU ARE

Snow said...

Oh look, the three S's.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

So long as you're okay, Snow :)
Wifey! :D *hugs Starry*
I probably have to go soon :(

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Ha, yep :P SSS.

Star Inkbright said...

@Wifey: Aw. :( Hi!

@Snow: S S S
YES
OOH THAT RHYMED. :)

Hi! :)

Snow said...

Hmmm

We need to have s's take over the blog. Everyone should just put an s in front of their name and yeah

Idk. My mind is odd.

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: Yup. :)

Sadra and Salastair work well, but Sdragona and Szafira have pronounciation difficulties . . .
Oh
hey
Sragrona
Safira
Ooh that sounds like Sapphire. O_O

Silente, Selleni, Sugglyn, Sivanus . . . ha that sounds like Severus . . .

Raven Astracae said...

Hullo

Star Inkbright said...

*Sragona

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Raven! :)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Odd is awesome.
'What does normal mean, anyway?'
I agree, though :P beginning or ending in 's'.
Saph
Star
Snow
Silent
September
Moss
Sam
Etc. :)

Snow said...

It must be done. And outsiders would sit thrre wondering what the hell was happening

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

'Sup, Raven!

Raven Astracae said...

How are you Star?

Raven Astracae said...

Not a lot Sapphire, I'm just trying to do this code thing...spent my Math's class working on it and the teacher approved because of the math elements.

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: Yup. :)

@Saven: Good, thanks. :) You?

Yay for understanding teachers. :)

Raven Astracae said...

I'm good Star, it's nice to hear you're good too.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

XD
Honestly, I'm not that bothered.
I have to go :( goodbye, lovely people!

Snow said...

BYE SAPHY FISH

herro Saven

Raven Astracae said...

Bye.

Helena Rainert said...

but marty goes back to two different years....... arghhh plus i feel really silly for asking this who on earth.. or anywhere else is the
sorcerer named Petrichor.

Raven Astracae said...

Hello Snow!

I think it's the first Back to the Future which is 1955?
And Petrichor is a sorcerer and she is in LSODM I'm unsure if her age.

Snow said...

Idk, Sanity. Idk.

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Saph! :(

Petrichor is 93 years old. :)

Star Inkbright said...

I read all the comments, so . . . XD

Jophiel said...

Hey... Wifi has returned... My life didn't end. I was almost sick quite a few times but I managed to keep down that stupid banana... So I'm good. I've got school tomorrow. Definitely going... Which sucks because I've got a mats test and I'm screwed.

*Blushes at the dedication*
Naw... Thank you, Loki. I'm sure you could like the others as well if you didn't try and kill them or make them kneel...)

Raven Astracae said...

Okay so the Goonies never say die, that's 3, multiply that by 1955, the year Marty travels back to and you get, 5867 which is prime. Then the next question is divide and then you get decimals and how am I supposed to do this?

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: Aw . . . yay for wifi though. :)

Star Inkbright said...

@Raven: I think Derek said no decimals . . .

Raven Astracae said...

I know Star that's why I want to just *sigh* I dunno. This clue is making my brains fall out. *bends down* Oh look it's my prefrontal cortex.

Jophiel said...

*takes her hand* You look ravishing as well. *smiles and follows Thor and Zanida*

Thor: I do like having my queen with me.

Zanida: *kisses cheek* I am yours.


*Her cheeks flamed and she looked at the floor, squeezing Loki's hand tightly*
Ravishing, huh? I can officially say that that is a new one. I don't believe I've ever been called that before
*She listened to the royal's conversation and smiled at them*
They're so cute together...
*She grinned and started to sing*
And we'll never be royals.
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler.
You can call me queen Bee
And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy....

Jophiel said...

(That's for Zaf/Loki post before.))

Raven Astracae said...

I am an idiot with fat fingers. If only I could type the right numbers into the calculator.

Snow said...

I can't be bothered finding the numbers. I'm too tired. But if some supplied me with all the necessary information, I'd gladly to the math.

Raven Astracae said...

Okay I got 183.

Raven Astracae said...

But others got 185. The difference I had was the years passed between temple of doom and last crusade, I had 1984 to 1989 which is 5 others only got 3.

Anonymous said...

Hello all...

Raven Astracae said...

Hey Viv.

Anonymous said...

Hey Raven... Are you sure about your answer?

I had a dream that I was in like SAS training and Silas Nadir attacked us in a helicopter...

Raven Astracae said...

No I am in mo way sure about my answer the only way I could get a whole number was to divide by three going off Moo's theory of eye, as in the forehead being a third eye. If you want I can give you my answers and we can check for the ones we got different.

That seems like a pretty epic dream.

Jophiel said...

I think I should warn you, I will not be on from Sunday to Wednesday night. I've got a ski camp... Which is going to suck because I'm not fit... Sheesh...)

Raven Astracae said...

Oh Rose, I'll miss you. Hehe, I'm not fit either, I'm sure you'll be able to pull through though.

Anonymous said...

I haven't done the work yet...when I do I'll compare.

It was actually a bit scary because I kept dropping my rifle.

Jophiel said...

I'll miss you too, Raven. And I've had the past month to get fit. Instead, I've chatted to you guys, got killed a few times, learnt another name inside my head and much more... I hope so too... The rest of my OE class is super fit. I'll just cool banana it. I'll be the cuddle monster and rock this shit!

Jophiel said...

Oh, Raven, you know about that arctic blast coming this week? Well, I'll be atop a mountain when it happens...

Anonymous said...

Better start some wall squats Rose, they get you in ski shape really quickly...

Caelan said...

That's amusing.

Anonymous said...

Phfft...you died in the end...my old science teacher shot with with a highpowered carbine.

Raven Astracae said...

Arggghhhh, squats, they forever haunt my dreams since.........*whispers* soccer training.

I do not know of this arctic blast, will it snow, I love snow, can it snow where my house is snow, snow, snow. What's an arctic blast?

Caelan said...

Only in your dreams, Vivanus Keen.

Jophiel said...

I'm too busy doing parabola stuff...

What's amusing, Silas? The fact that you've managed to stump a few teenagers and they refuse to do math? I call that common sense.

Raven Astracae said...

Oh my Dutch Potatoes, hello.

Anonymous said...

But while you are here...I'm a fugitive too. I cabn get you some stuff...

Jophiel said...

Yay!! Go Viv's dream!!

I only had a dream where I was riding a giant rabbit into battle with paper planes as bullets...

Caelan said...

You want to help me, Keen?

Anonymous said...

Sure, why not?
Whatcha need?

Jophiel said...

*Whispers to Raven*
I guess you can say he's keen to help Nadir!
*Laughs*

Raven Astracae said...

Would you like a cup of tea Silas Nadir, a crumpet, perhaps a coffee, we have biscuits in the cupboard to.

Anonymous said...

(So Loki's being pretty risky lately...he's flirting with Death)

Raven Astracae said...

*literally rolling in my bed laughing*
Gosh Rose, my dear, you crack me up.
*places hand over mouth to stop laughing*

Caelan said...

...
Email.

Jophiel said...

(Touché...)

Anonymous said...

So Silas? How can I help?

Anonymous said...

I don't know your email.

Jophiel said...

*Is pretty much dying with laughter right now*
*Tries to think about parabolas*
*Remembers she is typing in blogland*
Heh...

Caelan said...

So tell me yours, imbecile.

Raven Astracae said...

Unless you do Viv.
*shines bright light in his eyes*
Tell me! Why are you hiding what you know from us?

Anonymous said...
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Jophiel said...

So... How's the murdering and tormenting of others going, Nadir?

Caelan said...

It's coming along very well.

Jophiel said...

Feelin' pretty awesome? Murdering is always fun. Have you reached your goal yet? I have a few suggestions of people you could kill if you run out of people!

Raven Astracae said...

Do you want a cup of tea or a crumpet, I'm trying really hard to be hospitable and you being the serial killer you are, are not answering my questions. Now, like I said, we have biscuits in the cupboard would you like to discuss this whole serial killer business over a warm beverage?

Caelan said...

I'd rather not. I will never run out of people to kill as long as you idiotic Bloglandians are here...

Well, I'm gonna go kill some more people. Enjoy yourselves while you can.

Jophiel said...

I'm not an idiot. I'm actually super smart! Tell me what the rule for a quadratic equation is, Mr Genius. And if you find yourself in Australia, go kill maths teachers. They have it coming.

And have fun murdering... As long as it ain't me...

Jophiel said...

All in favour of questioning Viv about this say 'aye'!

AYE!

Raven Astracae said...

Yes, that's right Mrs ______! Don't split us up and think you'll get away with it. Go on then Silas do the world a favour and get rid of sucky math teachers.

Raven Astracae said...

AYE

Caelan said...

Then should I go murder your precious Loki, Death Rose?

Jophiel said...

*Snickers at Raven's comment*
DIE MR _____! even though you did let me borrow your jacket in rome... Because I had possible hypothermia...

Jophiel said...

Don't you dare, Silas... Don't you even think about touching Loki...

Jophiel said...

Okay. If you want to kill someone, let it be me. No touching Loki. Kill me, not him.

Caelan said...

Oh I'd be glad to kill you.
I'm probably going to kill Loki afterwards anyways.

Raven Astracae said...

Don't be so cruel, can't we all just sing songs and eat toasted marshmallows, does everybody have to die?

Caelan said...

Elleni Jazz,
I'm sure you'd enjoy watching Loki die, wouldn't you?

Jophiel said...

Okay... As long as I die before him... Because I ain't living when he ain't alive.
*Opens her arms*
Kill me.

Caelan said...

This isn't your virtual life where you always come back alive again with a happy ending, Death Rose.

Watch your back.

Raven Astracae said...

*goes and sits in a corner*
I don't want to hear people talk about so much death, it's not very fun.
*pulls our crayons and book*
*begins to draw*

Jophiel said...

There's no such thing as a happy ending, Silas. Someone will always end up dying. I don't call that happy. And I don't think I will. I'll taunt you. And then killing me would be so much more fun. Or at least I can still laugh when you're trying to kill me.

Raven Astracae said...

It's a picture of a dog running to it's owner to lead him to the end of the rainbow.
*points to messy colours*
See the dog found a leprechaun and then the leprechaun showed the dog his pot of gold and now the dog is going to find his master.

Raven Astracae said...

Bye Elleni.
*hugs*

Jophiel said...

Goodnight, Elleni...

Raven Astracae said...

*skips to Rose*
So....do you remember that time that I asked if you wanted to play a game and you said truth or dare but then I had to go and then stuff happened....Do you want to play now?
*pulls out the puppy dog eyes card early*

Jophiel said...

*Curls into a ball and buries her head in her knees*
Don't touch Loki. Please don't touch Loki. Loki is off limits. He won't touch Loki. No one will touch him. Loki shall be fine. Perfectly fine.

Jophiel said...

*She nods*
Yes. Let's play. Playing is a good idea... Truth or Dare, Raven?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Silas, do you just come here to gloat every now and then? Do you have nothing better to do? Or could it be that you've realized that you aren't as feared as your petty mind would like, and you're hoping that threats will keep us wary?

Raven Astracae said...

Ugh.....Truth? No, dare!

Jophiel said...

Hey Alastair!

I dare you to...
*She thinks for a moment*
Try and get Alastair to give you a hug. A proper hug.

Raven Astracae said...

Ooh yay! Hugs are fun!
*skips to Alastair*
So umm like, do you want a hug? You know, to make you feel better and because it will make you happy?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I hardly think it will, Raven. No.

Jophiel said...

*Grins at Raven and rests her chin on her hands*
This is going to be good. Yo Alice! You should play!

Raven Astracae said...

*frowns confused as to why someone would not want a hug*
*remembers what he said about being a sadist*
It would make me feel upset if you gave me a hug.
*smiles to herself, reverse psychology for the win*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs, considering* I may well leave without warning, but in the meantime, I suppose I've no reason not to.

I can see your thoughts, Raven. And even if I couldn't, it's rather obvious that you are not upset by hugs.

Jophiel said...

Woo! Go Alastair! At least you weren't you when Niccolo did the whole Barbie drag thing... That was beautiful.

Raven Astracae said...

Dutch Potatoes Alastair! Dutch! Potatoes!
*looks mildly upset*
Why can't you just give me a hug, please?
*looks to Rose with a what am I supposed to do face*

Jophiel said...

*She nods from Raven to Alastair and pulls the 'hug him first' face with a large grin on her face*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*rolls his eyes* Yes, he does love to entertain.

Because I don't want to, Raven. And because I've no reason to.

Raven Astracae said...

*opens arms wide and charges at Alastair*
*hugs tightly*
I won't let you go until you hug me back!

Jophiel said...

I miss 'im sometimes... Niccolo was cool...
*Looks at Raven and laugh*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*dematerializes, so she'll move right through him* I've no idea why so many people try that- it never works.

Raven Astracae said...

*looks back to Rose*
I give up, this guy, has a serious problem, he's unhuggable and I can't do it.
*plops down next to Rose*
Why did I even bother?

Jophiel said...

I don't know, but it was funny, I'll tell you that, Raven. Your turn. Choose someone.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I dedicate the page to my darling Adra, of course.

Jophiel said...

(That awkward moment when you try to turn your music down and you hit the wrong button... I think my ears are bleeding...)

Hear hear!

Raven Astracae said...

*turns to Alastair*
Truth or dare?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Why does anyone bother, really. I always wonder.

Jophiel said...

We bother because we are idiotic humans who don't know better. Only very few people have realised this. These people are the lazy people in our society.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Truth.

Raven Astracae said...

*frowns, dammit, must of knew I was going to dare him to hug me*
Uummmmm....
*thinks*
What is the one thing that Adra would have to say, to make you leave her?

Jophiel said...

Shall we assume that he has vanished...?)

Raven Astracae said...

(It's either that or he's thinking really hard about his answer...I'm not sure, your call.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*opens his mouth to speak, then closes it* *pauses for a few long moments* If she genuinely wanted me to leave her- if it would be better for her- then I would. I wouldn't so much as consider it for anything else.

Death, truth or dare?

Jophiel said...

(Twenty twenty. I'll flip a coin.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Vanished briefly.))

Jophiel said...

(Ignore that then.))

Umm...
*She ponders*
I'll do dare... Dares are always more interesting!

Raven Astracae said...

(Nawwww Alastair, that's so sweet.)

Jophiel said...

(I know!! *Cuddles Raven* He's a crazy sweetie!!))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I dare you to eat only peppers for the next twenty four hours. And now I have to go.

Unknown said...

Derek used the phrase RIGHT HERE on his twitter, so ET said right here? Has anyone used 9?

Snow said...

Oh. Truth or dare. Fun.

Raven Astracae said...

Snow! Do you want to play?

Jophiel said...

Hey Snow!

Peppers?! Like, actual peppers...?
*She shudders*
I regret that desicion now... Goodbye Alastair!

Jophiel said...

Snow, truth or dare?

Snow said...

Sure! I love blogland truth or dare

Snow said...

Dare!!!!!!

Raven Astracae said...

(Smc Mc, the answer would be -3.1904761904761905)

Jophiel said...

I dare you to... To... Have a quote about the Avengers for your next twenty posts. And they can't be the same.

Snow said...

Oh. Is this love, Agent Romanoff?

(I have to not quote to truth or dare someone. Yo raven, truth or dare)

Raven Astracae said...

Ummmmm...dare again, because Dare's are fun and...shutting up.

Jophiel said...

*Grins at her work*

Snow said...

That man has a brain full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.

(I dare you to.... change your name to Shaven Raven the Brave for the next twenty posts)

Snow said...

You know, I think we were having a moment.

Snow said...

Freedom. Life's biggest lie.

Snow said...

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Raven Astracae said...

Okay then....
Rose, which of the following would you prefer, truth or dare?

Snow said...

An ant has no quarrel with a boot!

Jophiel said...

*Munches on a pepper and grimaces*
I'll do dare... Or truth... Or... Yes, dare.

Snow said...

Let me know if 'Real Power' wants a magazine or something.

Jophiel said...

(Snow. I'm dying here.)

Snow said...

Jarvis, grow a spine. I'm on a date

Snow said...

Sir, put down the spear.

Snow said...

It looks like Christmas. Only with more...me.

Snow said...

Tourist

Snow said...

Make your move reindeer games.

Raven Astracae said...

Okay, Rose, I dare you to, begin each comment, and alter the phrase you say so that it makes sense, with, 'So my new boyfriend Loki and I......' For the next 20 posts.

Snow said...

I understand that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've chosen to ignore it!

Snow said...

I said kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

Snow said...

He's an astrophysicist.

Snow said...

Performance issues, huh?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey...?
What Is snow doing?

Snow said...

Ant. Boot.

Jophiel said...

So my new boyfriend Loki and I are thinking thinking of killing you at this very second. Snow, truth or dare?

Snow said...

I watched you sleep. Uh, I mean, I observed you while you were unconscious.

Snow said...

If we can't protect the earth, you can be damned sure we'll avenge it.

Raven Astracae said...

Hello Silente, she is fulfilling the dare to do 20 avengers quotes. Do you want to join in?

Snow said...

Do you really think I'm pretty?

Snow said...

It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation

AND 20

THANK YOU, THANK YOU

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

...I'm not that good at thinking of dares Raven. I suck at it to be honest. You can dare me all you like....but I'm not good and making dares.

Snow said...

Dare again.

Raven Astracae said...

*claps for Snow*

Raven Astracae said...

Yeah Silente, I'm pretty crappy at thinking of dares too, the key is to pick something you know will wind someone up just a tad, and then make them do it over a period of time.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

..I'm still terrible at that though Raven...

Snow said...

I will almost always say dare. So if you have a good dare in mind, come to me.

Snow said...

I think death is thinking of a dare

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

To Snow, dare me!

Jophiel said...

So, my new boyfriend Loki and I dare you to cuddle Loki and say that you love him when he's on next.

Raven Astracae said...

Yes I think she is.

Snow said...

Will do.

Tempest, truth or dare

Raven Astracae said...

Oh well Silente, you know what they say, if at first you don't succeed at finding a natural talent for making dares.....give up. Just kidding, if at first you don't succeed try and try again.

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