Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
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*sighs as the pounding thirst in her head becomes too loud to ignore*
*shakes her head and tries to focus her eyes*
*leans back wincing*
*her stomach has stopped growling at least, now it just feels like its eating itself*
(also @Draggie I know they are but I'm still gonna go with my original plan. I'm too cowardly for anything else.)
(Lol. Ok. :P)
*looks at Silente*
Is there something wrong?
No. Nothing. At all.
*her stomach gives out an angry growl*
*glares at it*
Shut up.
*buries the now finished sigils*
*gets up and nearly falls over*
GUYYYYYSSSSSSS
They cancelled 6PM Star TRek. D:
How will I watch it when I'm back in school? D:
I'm going to go through WITHDRAWAL
It looks like they're keeping Saturday mornings
But I don't really like that airing
Because, like, 9AM and five hours straight is not the same
I won't have time to THINK between them
And I'd be half-asleep still
And just-
DAMMIT CBS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
*sinks into a spontaneous pool of quicksand*
*walks in with a girly necklace on*
Help!!! Get it off!!!
(Raisin - Aww... :P You could buy a box set or something.)
I think there is something wrong with you. Do you need medical attention?
Help!!!!
No. I'm fine.
*looks at Viv*
*stomach growls and head pounds*
*winces*
What's with the necklace?
It's on me!!! That's what's up!!! Get it off!!!!
It's cursed, I can't take it off!!!
Its cursed?
*walks over to him, each step grudgingly obvious to her*
*shes not elegant anymore*
*shes just a pathetic twelve year old*
What curse?
@Dragona: I could, but then I'd feel like a NERD. :P ^^
(Raisin - lol.)
I do not know your name. But it appears that you seem rather unsteady on your feet.
I..my name doesn't matter. And its my brain. My body seems to think food and liquid is a necessity.
*shakes her head*
Stupid body.
*stomach growls again, loudly*
Food and liquid is a necessity for most people. I am not burdened by this, but if you are it would be wise to have something to eat or drink.
NO!
*looks incredibly angry*
*pulls her features into a smile*
I mean, later. Yeah. Later.
That would be unwise. You need to eat or drink right away. For your own health.
(I'll be back later. Bye!)
((Got to go work out! Bye))
(bye!!!)
*rolls her eyes*
Vampires don't need food. And the only liquid that will pass their lips is blood.
*pulls out her phone and smiles at all the text messages that say done*
*sends out a text to those who haven't said done*
|Status check|
*smiles when the rest reply saying they've finished and are leaving*
*cracks her fingers*
*its done, ready, a 100m radius energy draining sigil set up on thousands of roots*
*no part of blogland near trees was safe*
*a smile tweeked her lips and she slowly climbed into her tree house*
*she wouldn't eat, but she would have a drink*
*opens the big white fridge and looks at all the blood bags hanging in there, feeling no appeal*
*grabs a bag anyway and tries to rip it open with her teeth*
*her no longer sharp teeth*
*storms into the kitchen and grabs some scissors, opening it*
*stares at the blood and feels her stomach heave*
*pours it into a cup*
(HEY EL! DID YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL?)
*picks up the cup and winces at the smell*
*drinks the blood, the taste no where near as good as it used to be*
*at least it helps her thirst*
(Yes. You did. Do you know what happened last night or no?)
(Okay brief summary of what happened Sil wise:
Chi no longer see's Sil as a sister
Sil is no longer the twins aunt
Sil is now human
Sil has pretty much lost it.)
(Oh and the roots of the trees are okay atm but that's part of Sils plan)
(Blake.)
(Sil was experimenting..she started draining peoples energy as a test. But then Chi got made and disowned Sil and Blake made her human (without asking if that's okay) and Chi killed her then Jags wife brought her back and Chi may or may not be after Jag, Jag's wife, Viv and Sil now.)
(**mad)
*finishes the cup of blood*
*wipes her lips as her stomach growls again*
SHUT UP!
*glares at her stomach*
Vampire don't need food and therefore we don't need food so shut the hell up now!
(Nice Summary.)
*wakes up in a white room*
W-what?
Good morning, Khione.
(thanks)
(Hey)
No. Vampires don't get hungry.
*you aren't a vampire anymore*
Yes I am.
*you're a human*
Shut up.
VIEH: There's not much time left. Act now.
(Nope. I've kidnapped mums phone.)
Nothing.
*turns, no longer elegant or smooth in her movements*
*shes not even pale anymore*
*stomach growls angrily*
I said SHUT UP!
*looks around but she sees no one*
Lady Artemis?
I'm surprised you still worship me, after I banished you
Of course I would still worship you, my Lady. I regret leaving...but I do not regret the reason why I left. Blake, my husband, and my children, lira and lucas, are the best things that have ever happened to me. Apart from being one of your hunters.
Thank you my child. But the reason that you are here...is because I want you to come back. I have run low on hunters. I will still allow your...relationship. And your children. As long as you still come on hunts with your brethren.
*sits up, eyes wide*
I would be honoured, my Lady.
Artemis: *appears in front of her in her child form, golden rings in her dark hair*
Then will you join me yet again? I see you still have your bow, and you don't have to recite the code again.
Yes, My lady.
*appears by Silente* *eyes her carefully* How interesting... I can't call you vampire anymore, can I?
*looks at Alastair*
Sure you can.
*looks at El*
and no i don't need to eat.
No. I don't need food. If I've survived 101 years without needing food i will last another 101 years without it.
*glares at El*
VIEH: She's already started her plan. Everything is ready. You can't wait.
*pulls against El, failing to pull free*
No! All i need is blood, that's all I've needed for over a century!
VIEH: I am not doing everything for you. Tree roots. That's the only tip you get. Now fix it before she starts it.
Silente it is, then. I'll admit that I don't know how a vampire could become human again. Care to explain it?
Blake did something Alastair. Then refused to explain it. And failing to ask my author if it was okay.
@El No!
I do not need your help right now, Khione. I will send you back to your world. When I call on you, don't disappoint me.
*gives her a new portal device*
This includes the portal to Olympus. Meet me and my hunters at the entrance whenever I call you. Goodbye for now.
*she is still in the tree she fell asleep in, at the edge of the clearing*
*looks around and gets her directions*
I will also help in your hunts. I will help you to find out what you must do.
*follows where her head tells her to and goes towards Silente's tree*
Of course. Author is an interesting concept, isn't it.
In any case, I do hope you realize that living in denial won't change you back. It'll only make be pathetic way to die.
(Back.)
(bye El. Hey draggie)
I know that Alastair. What will change me back is being BITTEN. But between the stupid cross scar Blake gave me and the symbol of a vampire outcast to be killed on sight, not vampires will change me.
*jumps down from the last tree and lands beside Silente's*
*looks up to see if anyone is coming*
*looks down at the roots and knows what's down there. And won't let her do it.*
*makes a shovel out of ice and starts digging until she finds the glowing sigil*
I hope you understand it is possible to hide or mask a scar. Or get rid of it altogether.
(Can I just ask but, how did Silente nearly hurt the children?)
Yeah I know that. But getting a vamp to bite a twelve year old without just draining them is hard. They have 'standards'
(my powers would have drained and all the things I made out of ice would have melted, some furniture, a full wall of the house and the twins' cribs. they would have fell.)
*takes out her Stanley knife and cuts through the sigil, ruining the drawing.*
*looks behind her from where El was dragging her, at her tree*
Hey!
*runs over to Chi, cursing human slowness*
Then I could accompany you to vampire's location. I will make sure there are no complications.
(Well who was the clever parent who made a crib from magic? When there are so many things which can affect your magic?)
*will answer draggie when shes done with the vandal attacking her tree*
(I couldn't be bothered buying one. But I suppose i'll have to now.)
(*Cabader. My RP character isn't Dragona. :P)
(If you had gotten a crib made from wood or plastic then this wouldn't have happened. :P)
*slashes more roots, just in case there was more than one sigil until she's slashed them all*
*stands behind Chi*
Oi! What the hell do you think you're doing!
*goes to reach for a knife before remembering she had to take them off because of the weight*
(yup. :P)
Slashing your hidden sigil. what were you planning with it?
*turns round*
(when you say slashes more roots do you mean on Sil's tree or any tree? Cause getting all the sigils would take at least a whole day by yourself, probably longer.)
(one tree, but elleni will help too)
You mean VANDALISING my tree?!
*pushes Chi, hardly even managing to more her*
What so hurting my feelings and ruining my life wasn't enough?!
Elleni, start digging up the roots of the trees. Silente's going to drain energy from everyone again. *hands her the ice shovel and Stanley knife*
Hurting your feelings? I never knew demons had feelings. But I suppose now that you're human, you do.
And ruining your life? that was your own fault. You should have known not to drain energy from blake and I and you should know not to piss him off. I told you he was an exorcist.
El don't listen to her! They're protection sigils!
I could cut it completely down, if you want?
Protection? from what?
And on every single tree?
*stands up and punches her, knocking her out*
*glares at Chi*
A demon? Is that all i ever was to you?! A heartless demon?! So Chi, tell me, if all i was was a heartless demon why ever say you were my sister?
*has tears in her eyes*
*stupid tears*
*throws a fireball at Chione, his visor glowing orange*
*falls to the ground, unconscious*
*at least she's sleeping now*
VIEH: Hmm. Maybe i should've been put in that persons head instead. Listen to her. Take the child and lock her away. Destroy the sigils.
*sends a tsunami wave towards the fireball, putting it's fire out*
*clicks his fingers and sends a stream of fire at Chione, whilst his machine gun slides from his other arm and begins firing at her*
Now...What do we do with her?
*creates an ice shield to protect her against the gunfire, sends another wave, bigger this time, towards caba*
*lays on the ground, not suggesting anything to do to her*
*mainly because she can't*
*intercepts the wave with a wall of fire* *sends streams of fire at the ground, which lift him into the air* *continues firing his machine gun at her*
*blades slide from his wrists and he lands next to her*
*looks at elleni*
Any ideas where to put her, lock her up maybe so she can't activate the sigils?
VIEH: Yes. I should've joined with her brain instead.
*makes her shield turn into armour that covers her whole body*
*sends a sphere of water at caba*
The sigils drain anyones energy that are around them. I think Silente put them on every tree in the forest...
VIEH: Answer her. Tell her yes. This is what i told you needs to happen.
*the water hits him in the shoulder* *slashes his blades at Chione*
I think that because she drew them, she steals people's energy, meaning the energy goes into her. I don't know what she would need it for... perhaps now that she's not a vampire, she needs more energy.
VIEH: *shows El the first vision again, in the blink of an eye* Now!
*The sword does nothing and bounces off*
*sends sharp bursts of water at caba, that could cut through steel*
*aims the bursts of water at his guns and sword mainly, but also his armour*
VIEH: Wonder if i can transfer...
That's what? what is it Elleni?
*the water gets stopped in its tracks as soon as coming into contact with any part of him, including his gun and his blades*
*twitches*
*looks at Silente*
Elleni she's waking up! we need to move her now! I'll take care of caba, move silente and lock her up somewhere so she can't activate them.
VIEH: That is not important. She's waking up. Act quicker.
*groans and twitches again*
(msd if so brb food)
Oh and Elleni, tie her up...or shackle her. If she can reach her hands or any other part of her body, she might be able to draw sigils on herself. Keep her hands away from every other part of her body.
Heya *grins*
(wassup?)
(okay back)
*blinks*
*lifts her head, eyes already starting to swell*
*can feel her hands behind her back*
*smiles*
Oh El..
*brushes her fingers against her back*
*winces and grits her teeth in pain as the metal cuffs on her wrists starts bubbling, melting, boiling against her skin*
*it hurts, so much, but she wont allow herself to be contained*
*goes back to cottage*
*makes a cup of tea*
*sips it*
*takes a deep breath*
*exhales*
*the molten metal drips to the ground, off her wrists, and hardens there, no longer bubbling*
*brings her arms round the front of her body, wincing at the sight of burnt skin*
*backs away from El and Chi*
*frowns as she walks into the back wall of the air bubble*
*turns and looks at El*
El?
*her eyes are sad*
I thought you were my friend...
Then why are you trapping me?! Why are you working with Chi?!
*walks forwards inside the air bubble*
El...
*her eyes harden*
They're protection sigils.
*Hugs and loves Alastair a lot..*
Friends can occasionally lie to each other.
It's not about lying, or about howwell you understand each other.
It's about trust.
And that's my paraphrasing The Well of Ascension (sequel to The Final Empire) and it's so adbwadnwaodnsdasnidnaw feels and can I just go cry now please. :(
*me
Fine. Clearly no one around here cares about me anymore.
*taps the sigil on her nose, a portal appearing directly behind her*
Bye.
*steps back into it*
(gtg. Bbs. Like 30-40 mins)
(I better go, im goin to zumba and need to get ready)
*Cuddles her Alastair gently..*
*waves to arriving/leaving people* *is kind of failing to have sympathy for SilenteTC considering if she'd cared that much she could have taken Hunter up on his offer*
((Sorry, my dad switched the internet off to fix a light...))
@Chi: :/ It's annoying when stuff like that happens . . .
(Yup.
Sorry, my emotions are a bit screwy. :/ Reactions aren't working.)
(back.)
*is sat down in her vault, listening to her stomach beg for food*
*grumbling to herself*
((Hunter: Hypothetically, if you were going to force a vampire, or a group of vampires, to do something for you, what would you force thme to do?))
(Me as in me or me as in Sil?)
*punches the ground*
I told you to keep her hands apart and away from her body Elleni! she has sigils all over her!
*puts a hand to her stomach*
Fine. I'll feed you.
*gets up and walks to a different room in her vaults*
*looks up at the ice Chi put there*
*sighs*
*walks into the room where she stores food and looks over the food that's still in date*
Hmmmm..healthy stuff...
*goes to a bag of carrots and takes one out, starting to munch on it*
Elleni, her hands were together and at her back. She had a sigil on her back and she pressed it! You didn't listen to me! *growls, furious that she lost her hunt*
*looks up to the treehouse*
*jumps, catches onto some lower branches then flips herself to the top*
*opens the door and heads straight for her silver fridge*
(Is it the white or the silver one you keep your food in, Silente?)
(white is blood. Silver is food.)
*devours the carrot quickly*
*grabs another one and starts eating that*
No. I don't. I don't know what she needs the energy for. Or why she was using us as her fucking test subjects!
*opens the silver fridge and sees it's food, she'll destroy that in a minute.*
*goes to the big white fridge and opens it, revealing her blood stash*
*smiles*
*she hates eating, it takes so long*
*carefully opens a tiny portal, not big enough to fit through, into her tree house kitchen*
(oh also her vodka stash is in the white fridge too..)
My wallpaper used to be painted blue. When we moved in, we painted it cream. It was done really hurriedly, because tight time schedule, and you can still see the shadows of blue through the wallpaper. It comes through pale where the paint isn't thick enough/ it comes through in flecks in the cracks the paint missed.
If you want to truly remake yourself, you have to do a thorough job, or the cracks will always show. And maybe even if you do a thorough job the past will shine through. Because whatever you do, it will always be a part of you. But you CAN repaint, you CAN remake, and it will take time, but if you have the will, you can always paint yourself cream, no matter how dark your blue is.
*looks at Silente through the portal*
Ah, so that's where you're hiding.
*takes out a blood bag and crushes it in her hands and the blood goes everywhere*
*hugs Elleni* *thanks her for acknowledging her presence*
*smashes another blood bad on the kitchen floor*
*and another*
bag*
((;-; hello star... ;-;))
Hey Chi. :)
*watches and shoots a look at the silver fridge*
*kills the portal*
*makes one INSIDE the silver fridge*
*sticks a hand through, hoping to grab some chocolate*
Life is like Coin Dozer.
Sometimes there are little shakes, and that's good. It shakes things up and makes them more interesting.
But sometimes there are big shakes, and everything just leaps out of place, and half your world just falls down the drain. It takes a lot of coins and time to recover and rebuild.
*kicks the silver fridge over with a powerful blow, it falling on it's side*
Life is also like Coin Dozer because -
We can see the patterns, we can see what will be pushed off. But we can only put a coin vaguely in the correct direction to help it, and sometimed it pushes the ite. back towards the centre but sometimes it pushes it closer the edge, despite the face you're doing all you can . . .
And you didn't know putting a coin there would help it fall off. You were only trying to help. But it did help it fall off, despute the fact you were doing the correct thing. And if you'd done anything else, would it have saved the item? Logic suggests no, but maybe, maybe . . .
Coin Dozer is stupid. Whatever you do, whatever strategy you try and play, you're so often going on luck and your strategies only make a small difference.
If Silente becomes a vampire again, she won't have any food.
But I guess I should have sorted the problem at hand first. Starving her down there.
Help me take all the food out of the silver fridge and smash it.
*yelps as stuff smashes into her arm and yanks it back through*
Ow.
*reaches back in slowly, towards the bottom of the fridge, trying to reach some food*
Where is it..
((I love coin dozer...))
*opens the fridge door, multiple frozen arms reaching in and taking out all of the food*
*with her own hands she grebs Silente's hand and tries to widen the portal to bring her through*
*one of the frozen arms grows sharp and stabs Silente's hand*
*smashes the food the arms took out with her feet, still holding onto Silente*
So she goes hungry and starves to death. Hopefully.
Ow!
*stares through the portal at Chi, trying to pull her hand back*
Let go!
(Another poof.)
*pulls Silente's arm further through, elbow deep*
You either come through, or starve down there.
ME TOO CHI. :)
Killing her? O_O
No.
Fuck no.
CHI ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Or you can let go and I can live!
*tugs back, knowing she can't win this tug of war*
*looks around*
... What's happening?
Now why would I let that happen Silente? I don't care if you die or not. I've already killed you once. This time you will stay dead.
Or I could pull you through here and we can get rid of all your little sigils and then let you go.
LET GO!
*is now pulling against two people who are stronger than her*
*if she doesn't widen the portal her shoulders will dislocate and she'll be pulled through*
*Cuddles Alastair gently*
*puts her leg against the wall and gives a huge pull and part of Silente's head comes through, the portal now big enough*
*screams in rage*
Let go PLEASE!
*trembling from the effort*
I don't but Ok. If we can get her back in then we'll shackle her up, her hands AWAY FROM THE REST OF HER BODY. Then we'll go round all the trees and scratch the sigils.
*pulls harder and her head comes through*
... What are you doing to her?
*widens the portal and comes tumbling through into El and Chi*
*tries to get up and make a run for it*
*pulls against Chi*
Let me go! Leri help!
*draws her shotgun, aiming it at Chione*
No... please explain now...
*takes her right one*
Yup.
Got more shackles?
Leri'heesa, put the gun away. If I explain right now, Silente will get loose and drain everyone's energy. She has sigils all over the forest. Anything near them will have their energy drained.
Leri they tried to starve me!!
*still struggling*
*attaches one of the shackles to Silente's right wrist and one to her own left wrist*
We're taking her to the Scottish Sanctuary. We can leave her in there until we get rid of all the sigils. I promise.
Cassidy Clairemonde is the grand mage. Silente tried to kill her, but she's a friend.
*pushes her fingers together, the sigils there mingling and her hands and arms glowing blue*
*electricity zaps El and Chi*
(You can't use magic... they're magic binding handcuffs Silente...)
*hisses at the shock*
*deactivates those sigils*
*sweeps Chi's legs out from under her*
*is shackled to Silente so Silente goes down too*
(right. No more magic.)
(Actually, electricity can leap directly through humans and out the other side. It just harms them whilst it does that. I'm still not sure if that would mean Chi would be harmed or not . . . I'm just leaving it there. :P)
*winces as her head twacks into the floor*
Owwww.
*activates her computer and raises it at Chione and Elleni*
Please. Just stop the violence... Can't we just talk about it?
(Electricity travels through water, so I wouldn't have been harmed. The electricity was looking for a way out so it travelled back the way it came and shocked Silente again through the metal.)
(Might be back later...)
Leri'hessa, Silente is the only one causing the violence. We're just trying to get her out of the way so that we can get rid of the sigils. We're not ausing violence to her.
*opens up a portal with her right hand to the Scottish Sanctuary*
(Electricity travels through people too. :P I'm not saying it would have harmed you, though - I don't know enough about it to say. :))
Wait! At least let me grab Patch!
*pulls against Chi, staring at the teddy on her bed*
I don't care who is causing the violence... Just sit down and talk about it. Please.
No! I have nightmares without him..
*blushes after admitting this*
Please..
Silente, please just sit down and talk about it. Just until we get it sorted. Wouldn't it be better for everyone?
(Once again, can I point out how similar this situation is to our conflict?
Silente - Zaf.
Elleni - Adra.
Chi - Mara/Em/people.
Leri - new people.
And this rift just keeps growing and keeps growing and everyone thinks that by rational logic we should just be able to STOP but it doesn't work like that. And people come on and they want to make Zaf pay but it doesn't help. It just makes it worse. And then new people come on and they say "Well, surely you guys can just talk it out?" and I'm just like "DO YOU THINK WE HAVEN'T FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT" and seriously, if you guys fix this Elleni/Silente thing, you have to tell me what you did because I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. :/)
(Star - yeah I noticed that. :P
Can we pause the RP just for like 15 mins?
Brb.)
Leri'hessa, we've already talked about it.
*drags Silente through the portal and into the nearest Cell*
*takes her over to the shackles in the wall*
*takes off her own shackle and holds it then takes off Silente's, Still holding her wrist, and straps her up to the shackles on the wall, does the same for her other wrist*
Hello peoples!!! Sup?
(In all fairness this is in rp only. I'd never dream of bullying El. Not outside of rp, and i refrain from anything of the sort if i can in rp.)
Wait Chi please just let me have Patch I cant deal without Patch PLEASE!
(And I wouldn't hurt Sil. Star, sorry but you have no idea what you're talking about comparing Sil and Elleni to zaf and Adra. They are nothing like them. And it is only RP.)
No Silente. Stay in there with your nightmares. Have a nice sleep.
*closes the cell*
(*pauses the rp*)
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