Wednesday, July 30, 2014

This Just In...

Wow.

Um, hi.

So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...

Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.

Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.

First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.

Got that? Good.

Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.

"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.

Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.

Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.

Clear? Good. 

Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.

Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.

Oh this is FUN.

How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"

Subtract it from your total.

How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.

And what you get, is the next number.


4,578 comments:

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Uh....so Sil MIGHT be in shock...or she might be screaming at me..)

*blink*
*blank stare*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*advances into the darkness*
*energy crackling sporadically in my right fist*
*tries desperately to recall which portraits were on the far wall*

*Chione, Dragona, Vivanus, Luciana, Taia, and my own*
*yes, that was right*

Show yourshelf!
Who are you?

*uses the energy to illuminate the far wall*
*and the portraits*
*and the portrait of me*
*with two ragged holes where the eyes once were*

Dragona Pine said...

Your actions have been inexcusable. *machine gun still spinning*

Anonymous said...

Jag: Oh, where's the other one? Did this Artemis tell you to go and hurt people?

Chione Asahina said...

How have they?

Anonymous said...

*props her up*
Sil, look at me.

Inky Flame said...

Enough of the negative energy guys, everyone take a deep breath...and relax

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*her blank stare doesn't waver*
*human*

Chione Asahina said...

I'm not telling you where the other one is. I like my bows.
And Lady Artemis and I used to hunt demons together. Silente is a vampire. And therefore she is a demon.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*scrambles backwards*

Oy!
*stammers*
Wh-wh-what in the heavens . . .

*the squeaking is even louder now*
*several gray faces, bristling with teeth, poke out of the ragged eyeholes*

Mice: Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.

Bloody hell!
*launches a bolt of energy*

The Mice: *scurry away*
*still squeaking*

Mice?
Mice!
That'sh it and that's all? I thought it was a proper emergency!

*storms back to the elevator*
*furiously wondering why there are mice*






*stops walking*
*there have never, ever been mice*
*not as long as I've been there*
*not even in the days of Anton*

Anonymous said...

Jag: What about shooting at Viv?

*picks her up and carries her to her treehouse*

Dragona Pine said...

Your logic is flawed. Demons and vampires are different beings. Your prejudice clouds your vision.

Chione Asahina said...

He was trying to revive the demon.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*remains unresponsive*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*back in the lobby*

*slumps at the desk*
*staring down at the tea and absinthe*


*maybe it's all a drunken dream*


*there can't be mice*
*there have never been mice*
*not ever*
*the wards and sigils stained into the Hotel's foundations prevent such vermin from entering the premises*

*so there can't be mice*
*it's impossible*


*stares at the desk with bloodshot eyes*
*wonders if I'm going mad*

Mary Contrary said...

(nogen behage holde mig jeg ønsker ikke at leve på denne planet længere


*Maybe watching the RP*)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Owwwwwww. She is not happy...)

Inky Flame said...

*goes to stream*
*fills up bucket of icy water*
*tips it over Sil*

Anonymous said...

Jag: And yet, he is human! You were going to kill a human and you know what bothers me? You don't regret it. You sound like me when I was young. And that's not a good person to be.

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Now then. I would love to remain here, in Blogland. However, it seems that I currently have nothing to do. Does anyone have any thoughts?)

Anonymous said...

*looks at Inky*
*the water has splashed him as well*
Well I guess if it works.

Dragona Pine said...

I am dead. Does that make me a demon?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Sil has many thoughts, nome of which are about you. Soz. Er...you could...uh...yeah no i got nothing)

*gets soaked*
*shivers but keeps staring*

Inky Flame said...

oops *smiles*
sorry Viv *struggles to contain laughter*

Inky Flame said...

(Is Sil ticklish?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Yes.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Very well. I suppose I have nothing to do, in that case.

I shall merely relapse into silence, and observe with taciturnity and respect.)

Anonymous said...

*smiles at Inky*
(I don't know, I like your posts, they give me something to read while I wait for people to respond)

Chione Asahina said...

*looks at caba* What exactly are you?

Inky Flame said...

(Great)
*tickles Sil under her chin using her Tail*

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Alas, Vivanus, I have nothing to say.)

Anonymous said...

(@Inky: yes)

Dragona Pine said...

I am Cabader. I am officially wanted by the Sanctuary but I am the person they turn to when there is a problem no one else can fix. Trying to kill me can be problematic. It is not recommended.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*comes back to herself, eyes filled with anger, with pain, and with loneliness*
*growls at Flick out of habit, not laughing*
Fix. It.

Anonymous said...

*frowns at Sil*
Fix what?

The Grave of a Coward said...

*quietly falls asleep at the desk*
*and dreams of electric sheep, despite not being an android*

Inky Flame said...

Hey, Im the only growler round here *growls*

Anonymous said...

(*a bomb goes off in the midnight hotel basement*)

Chione Asahina said...

You just referred to yourself as a person. You are not a person. You are a dead thing.

Noelle said...

*Rolls in to look for her beloved Alastair*
*But she can't find him*
*It hurts not being with him...*

*Slowly walks out again, closing the tab behind her*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

FIX IT!
*jumps down from Vivs arms*
FIX IT NOW! TURN ME BACK! FIX ME!
*is trembling*
Fix. It. NOW!

The Grave of a Coward said...

*WAKES UP*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!




*calmly presses the In Case Of Bomb button on the wall*

*the Midnight Hotel sinks into the ground*

*and re-spawns in the tropics, where a thunderstorm douses the fire*





*is trembling violently*
*as if highly caffeinated*

What-
In-
The-
World!

Star Inkbright said...

So I turned on my computer to read comments and it didn't help my head.
Oops. :P
I'm smart.

*probably not here*

Anonymous said...

*wraps his arms around her*
I can't fix it Sil, and the closest Inky can get is to make you a werewolf.

Jophiel said...

(I think I'll pick up my RP when Loki is back...'I'm going to sleep for the next hour...)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I am now.

Inky Flame said...

(*contently watches the zoo*)

Jophiel said...

(You have the best bloody timing, I'll give you that, Loki.)

Anonymous said...

(*a thunderbolt hits causing an electric fire indoors*)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*pulls away from Viv*
No. No. I'm not meant to be like this. Fix it. Fix ME. Don't do this. Get James!

The Grave of a Coward said...

*runs to the clock in the upstairs hallway*
*adjusts it*

*the Midnight Hotel begins to re-locate to its original location*
*in the dark, dark, dark forest*

*runs back down to the lobby*
*runs to the elevator*

Elevator: *plays relaxing elevator music*





Elevator Doors: *finally open*


*rushes into the basement to check on the damage*

John said...

That is impossible, Silente. You're human again, get used to it.

Dragona Pine said...

*tilts head at Chione*

I am a person. You do not have to be living to be considered one. You have a machine gun a few centimetres away from your face. It is not a good time to start debating whether I am a person.

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: You possibly have to find another vampire.

How does a vampire become a vampire again?

Biting, I know it's biting, but saliva? Something in the fangs? Does this stuff in the fangs go out of date?

*considering catching a vampire and ripping out their fangs and bringing them back to Silente, but maybe they only work when they're still fresh, he doesn't know*))

Jophiel said...

Steven: *Appears beside Loki, a sadden expression on his face*
Sorry 'bout this.
*He teleported Loki into the dark room he was on before and left*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thank you. I saw some comments then I pretty much refused to comment, simply in anger that I cannot even enjoy a few moments with you, without someone trying to kill us.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*lunges at Blake, planning to throttle him*

Chione Asahina said...

You are not a person. You are a walking corpse.
*eyes glowing scarlet*

Anonymous said...

((Ok, telling Viv that you want James...that hurts))

*steadies her*
Sil, you are meant to be like this. You weren't born to be a vampire.

Dragona Pine said...

(Hey Hunter! How is your author?)

The Grave of a Coward said...

*relatively no damage*
*all Blogland oil paintings are bomb-proof, after all*

*runs back to the elevator*

*listens to relaxing music*

*runs back into the lobby*
*runs to the fire extinguisher cabinet*
*runs to the electrical fire*

*AGGRESSIVELY EXTINGUISHES*

John said...

*Catches Silente by the throat, holding her at arm's length*

Attacking me as you are would be plain old stupid.

Jophiel said...

(Ah, c'est la vie.)

Inky Flame said...

I could make you a wolf, but the first few changes are random and painful, and I don't think I should. Im...glitching in someway

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: I'm not even going to reply to that, Dragona.
God, talk about favouritism.
Never mind how I am, oh no.))

Mary Contrary said...

(*hugs Annika*
*and Star* )

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs* This is quite boring.

Dragona Pine said...

I am no corpse. My physical form was lost somewhere in France.
Goodbye.


*leaves Chione alone*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*swings her legs, trying to kick Blake where it hurts*
YOU!

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: Seriously. Do vampire fangs have to be fresh?
Or you can just stay human, fine by me.
*it isn't, really* *he's bored*))

Dragona Pine said...

(Hunter - then how are you and your author?)

Chione Asahina said...

*lets out a sigh of relief because she knows she wouldn't have been able to avoid the bullets at that range*
*wonders what to do now*

Dragona Pine said...

*sees Blake, and his visor glows orange* *lifts himself off the ground using the fire and flies at Blake*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*runs to the elevator*

*listens to relaxing music*

*runs into the basement*

*AGGRESSIVELY EXTINGUISHES*

*shakes fist in the air*
What is happening to my Hotel!?
It's almost as if a kitten on a gray carpet with a red background has it out for me for some reason!

. . .

. . . nah.

*runs back to the elevator*

Jophiel said...

*The projection of Rose, shackled to the wall filled Loki's room. She was halfway through talking*

Rose: -realises you've pulled this bloody stunt again, he will kill you. And I'll be beside him.

Rose, darling, he can see us now. He can see your pleading little face. He shall see every moment of your death.

Rose: Ha. Ha. You're so funny, you idiot. I'm not going to die. He's not here. You just want my reaction. And I'm not going to give you one!

*The siren was beside her in a flash. A silver tool, a knife perhaps, tapped Rose's neck*

You're willing to do such a thing when you are here and your child is at the house, alone? Possibly freezing to death?

Rose: You won't hurt them. Loki is coming for me right now.

*The siren laughed and nodded to something in a dark corner. An image appeared, slightly hazy, of Loki. He was staring at her, horror in his eyes, his hands shackled together*

Rose: Loki....

Anonymous said...

Jag: *lands behind Blake sighing*
I just had a word with your wife about this.
Violence isn't the answer.
*smashes his fist into Blake's skull*

Viv: *takes out his knives*

John said...

Also, attempting to have a vampire bite you so you can turn once more would be rather painful for that vampire, I made sure to leave enough of my power in your veins to melt anything unholy that touches you.

Anonymous said...

(*as soon as she gets into the elevator a grey kitten comes out and relieves himself on her most expensive rug*)

John said...

*A shield of light erupts around Blake and Silente, cracking slightly under Jag's fist but holding*

Vivanus told me it would be foolish to fight you, but I believe it to be the other way around. I have absolutely no desire to harm anyone any further so please walk away.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*has tears in her eyes*
Reverse it Blake! REVERSE IT!

Inky Flame said...

*coughs*
excuse me a moment
*walks away and goes behind a tree*
*pain shoots through her, contains a scream*
*slashes at tree furiously*
*falls to knees, panting*

Jophiel said...

(*Is way too sad she's already written her death*
*Quite a few times...*
*In many different ways...*

So, to make things clear, Loki is seeing Rose, actual Rose, while she is seeing a completely made up thing of Loki...)

The Grave of a Coward said...

*runs out of elevator*
*runs to the glass case on the wall*

Glass Case: BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF KITTENS

*breaks the glass*
*takes out an ax*

*runs to the rug*

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: @Dragona: Nope. Too late now. Action-consequence. Ask her on email if you're that bothered. If you're not, it's clearly not important.
Hi, btw.))

Dragona Pine said...

*mid-flight - blades extend from its wrists and flies into the shield of light as fast as possible*

Noelle said...

Alastair.... :,(

Chione Asahina said...

*would never let her silver bow get broken, jag snapped one of her ice ones*
*jumps back into the trees and to Silente's treehouse*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Pathetic, you think not I care? You are all beneath me, you cannot kill Rose, you cannot get any reaction from me. Kill her, torture her, but it will be a wasted effort, you mewling quims.

John said...

How do you expect me to reverse an exorcism? It's not like I can shove the vampire back into your blood.

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: *looks at Silente* Also too late.
Well, when you're dying of old age, try to remember I could have revampired you for you.))

Dragona Pine said...

(Ok Hunter - the Reapers could just HAPPEN to return. And try to indoctrinate you en masse. And you know how you reacted to it before, don't you? :P)

John said...

*The shield expands quickly, forcing back Cabader and Jag*

Honestly, do you people ever listen? I don't want to hurt anyone.

Inky Flame said...

*emerges from the tree, breathing heavily*
Sorry... about...that...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

FIX IT BLAKE!
*hyperventilating slightly*
Take back the holy shit you put in my veins! Please, I'll do anything.

Jophiel said...

*The siren grinned at him, able to see his true reaction beneath the façade*

With your blessing...

*Rose smiled reassuringly at the image of Loki and smirked at the siren. Then she cried out as the knife entered her side. Her face twisted in pain*

Laufeyson, I do believe I ought to tell you something. You cannot escape. I have created symbols around this room, specifically so you cannot enter, and those shackles around your wrists... Oh, they stop your magic.

*A devious grin at Rose* I'm going to cut you're little heart out with your lover watching. It shall be glorious!


*The siren picked up something else from the wall, a whip, and cracked it across Rose's face. The Mage cursed loudly and swore at the siren. The siren only laughed, picked up something else, and broke her nose with it*

Dragona Pine said...

*stabs his blade into the shield* *fires his machine gun into it*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*flees the Hotel*
*collapses onto the grass outside*
*frantically clicks the fob on my keychain*

*beep beep*

*the Hotel locks itself and sinks into the ground*

*lies sprawled on the grass*
*breathing heavily*
*wondering what in the world happened to my Hotel*
*and mentally tallying up my dry-cleaning bill*

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: *could possibly reverse an exorcism, but let's never mind that*

@Dragona: . . . Yeah, it's not nice.
I'm fine, thanks. My author has a headache, but other than that she's fine. It's not THAT bad, either. She'll live.
How are you?))

Noelle said...

*Misses him a lot* *Hasn't really had a lot of opportunities to see him this summer, and now...*

*Fate's awful to her*

*Curls up in a little ball*

Chione Asahina said...

*sees blake, Sil, jag, viv and caba*
*watches, not approaching yet*
*holds her silver bow*

John said...

Anything? Never come near my family again. Do that and you can be as vampiric as you like.

*His shield still holds strong, pulsing occasionally as it strengthens its self over and over*

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm fine, thank you.

Mwhahahahahaha blackmail. :P)







(I dedicate this page to alcoholic ginger beer.


And to the hope that Star's headache will get better.


And also to Shaun of the Dead.

And skittles again.


And Cheddars (the biscuits), because they're nice.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(You are a fan of Shaun of the Dead?
Then I, sir, am a fan of you.)

Inky Flame said...

(nothing beats Cornish scrumpy XD)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*doesn't show any emotions on his face, actually anything at all*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

But...Chi...
*her eyes are wide*
Shes my sister...

John said...

Is she? I thought you two had a little "discussion" about that.

Star Inkbright said...

((Star: My friends love Shaun of the Dead . . . I'm sure B knows most of the script and her and C try and quote through things exactly correct in the lunch queue sometimes. :P

Also - thanks. :) It's getting worse, but the lack of screen brightnees helped. :P))

The Grave of a Coward said...

*pushes self to a sitting position, there on the grass*

*looks around, a little bewildered*
*hears noises of combat, and sobbing*
*and flashes of light in the midst of the dark forest*

Chione Asahina said...

*decided to leave her bow in the hollow of the tree*
*jumps, just catching Silente's porch and pulls herself up*
Hello.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*shakes her head*
She might not think of me as her sister but she will ALWAYS be mine..

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: @Dragona: Yes, blackmail is cool.
*nods approvingly at him* *he seems quite intelligent*))

Jophiel said...

*It continued like that for another hour or so, until Rose hung from her restrains, her head lowered as far as it would go. Her whole body was either bleeding, swelling, broken, or bruised. Her voice was hoarse from her screams*

Rose: Loki...

How pathetic! You are still calling to your lover... Oh, how he shall love this.

*Rose's jacket was torn off and part of her shirt, the part above her heart was cut away. The siren cackled as she cut a ragged hole in the skin over her heart.
When her ribs were exposed, her whole body went limp. She had lost too much blood to stay conscious*

Have you given up already? Ah, I wish you could see Loki's face...

*The siren glanced at the projection of Loki and beamed. She picked up a pair of rusty wire cutters and snapped Rose's ribs from her sternum. The siren pulled them out and dropped them to the floor, revealing Rose's shuddering heart*

You see, Loki. This is what happens when you kill a siren. He was my brother. He had chosen his meal and you killed him. Now I shall kill his meal and take her heart for a trophy.

Inky Flame said...

*grumbles* I wish my sister was still alive

The Grave of a Coward said...

*stands up*
*brushes self off frustratedly*



. . . Nothing seems to be going right for me, today.

Inky Flame said...

*grumbles* I wish my sister was still alive

Noelle said...

:/

*Looks around, observing*

...
:'( *Cries*

Mary Contrary said...

(*hugs Adra* :(

Good ded, Dragona. :) )

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: :/ Oh, don't cry, Noelle . . .))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at Chi*
Even if she hates me...

The Grave of a Coward said...

*sets off at a brisk walk, strolling towards the sounds of sobbing*

*wonders about potentially obtaining a form of transportation to use in times like these*
*something more than a traveling hotel*

Chione Asahina said...

*doesn't look at Silente*
*looks anywhere but*

Jophiel said...

*The siren was starting to get annoyed with Loki's reaction. She found herself rushing, trying to make Rose's last moments more painful*

*The last part of Rose left when the siren touched her heart. She grabbed it tightly in her hand and pulled, tugging the arteries out from her chest*

Loki, is this not a glorious purpose? To kill the love of a god? To make the god suffer? *A chuckle* Oh... It was definitely a glorious purpose, avenging someone and angering a god. You are free to leave. Steven shall return you to your home.

*The teleporter appeared in the projection, laid a hand on Loki's shoulder, then vanished.
The siren looked at Rose with a smirk on her lips. She popped her jaw and started to eat her, from the neck down*

No wonder my brother chose you... You are delicious...

*The siren found a small shriek escaping her lips. She looked at her hands as they started to disintegrate to charred flesh and fall to the floor. It moved up her arms and her legs, to her torso and eventually, her head. With her final moment, she looked at Rose, only now seeing the symbol etched into her neck. It was glowing a bright blue*

Jophiel said...

(Aaaaand, that's all I have. That was really morbid... And strange, but it's over now and the siren is dead, hahaha!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Please Blake, take the holy stuff away. I..i..
*takes a deep breath*
I will do anything, I'll leave forever if i have to..except for lose complete contact...please.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*stops walking*

. . .




*lies down quietly*
*so tired*
*so very tired*

Dragona Pine said...

(Annika - Shaun of the Dead is awesome. I'm watching it now. :P



Star - you're welcome. :P



Hunter - I know how to blackmail you now. :P)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Does she think I am going to find her? No. *goes and calms down the twins*

Inky Flame said...

*-everyone seems busy-*
*leaves silently*
*goes to cottage*
*spots a photo of her dead family*
*emotions boil over*
*smashed the photo onto the floor*
*crashes onto bed*
*mumbles into pillow*
why did you have to get murdered?!

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: @Dragona: *looks at him thoughtfully* Okay.

John said...

Fine. This is going to hurt. A lot.

*He grabs her head with one hand, glowing palm on her forehead. The holy power in her veins is ripped free, rushing up through her to Blake's hand. After a moment, he pulls back. A small scar in the form of a cross is left on Silente's head.*

There.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*keeps looking at Chi*
*she doesn't care that Chi disowned her*
*or that Chi killed her*
*or that Chi probably hates her*
*she loves Chi as a sister, and that would never change*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*eyelids flutter closed*
*time for a nap*
*here*
*on the soft, spongy grass*

*falls peacefully asleep*















*light*


*sounds*



*hot, wet rain lashing down from a stormy sky*
*sprays across a glassy windshield*

*glassy eyes stare out into the world*
*a pale hand taps the steering wheel restlessly*


*light*

*sound*


*and somebody whistling*

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: Scars of crosses are for amateurs. *mutters*))

Noelle said...

Sorry..

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*falls onto the floor, blinking*
Th-thanks.
*hugs Blake*
Thank you.

Jophiel said...

*The siren fell back to the ground, dropping Rose's heart as her body disintegrated. Steven was waiting by the door, waiting for his command to vanish. When it did, he entered the room, kicked the siren's ashes away, picked up Rose's heart, an teleported both it and her body to where he had just placed Loki*

Steve: I'm sorry about all this. It wasn't up to me. She got her hooks in me and I couldn't shake it. Ad I don't know what to do with her...

*He layed Rose gently on the ground, placed her heart on her chest, an vanished*

John said...

*Shrugs her off*

This doesn't mean I forgive you.

*With a blinding light he's gone*

Chione Asahina said...

*eyes flash with anger and looks at Silente*
*her eyes are glowing Crimson, burning into Silente's very being*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*smiles shakily at Chi*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*deep breath*
*exhale*

???: You talk a lot of shit, you know.

*pale hand*
*tapping the steering wheel*


I beg your pardon?

???: See? It's that.
You talk all high-and-mighty, like you're better than we are. You're not.

I like words.

???: Stoppit.



*pale hand*
*tapping the steering wheel*

*rain pours down in sheets*
*sheets*
*bedsheets*
*white bedsheets fluffed up and spread on a bed*

Like this.

The Manager: *nods*

Alright.
I know how to dress a hotel bed, now.

The Manager: There's a lot more to learn, about managing hotels.




*someone is still whistling*

Chione Asahina said...

*turns quickly and jumps back into the darkness, grabbing her bow along the way*
*jumps from tree to tree, making her way home*

Chione Asahina said...

*turns quickly and jumps back into the darkness, grabbing her bow along the way*
*jumps from tree to tree, making her way home*

Inky Flame said...

*realizes moping is not her style*
*sits up and slaps herself n face*
*forces a smile*
*picks up broken photo frame*
*starts making cakes*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*swallows*
Bye Chi..
*jumps from her tree house*
*she has a job to do*
*goes into the roots of her tree*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Astrid!!!!

Astrid: Oh my....*kneels down beside Rose, placing her heart inside her chest* I know not...

Help her. Now.

Astrid: I can. *passes her hand over Rose, muttering something as the wounds inflected upon the mage heal* I can revive her, I need you to carry me home, but I can.

Do it.

Astrid: *works to revive Rose, slowly losing energy*

Dragona Pine said...

*tilts head*


I am going to kill him.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*lights*

*sound*

*whistling a tune*

*tap-tap tap-tap on the steering wheel*

*thousands of lights in a cityscape*
*thousands of people*

How long do you suppose we'll be waiting?

???: *shrugs*
Forever, maybe.
*eats a potato chip*

I'm tired.

???: Oh, really?

I've grown disillusioned with the universe as of late. It weighs on my shoulders like an albatross, like-

???: Shut the hell up.




*shuts up*

*tap-tap on the steering wheel*


I'm bored.

???: Uh-huh.

So dreadfully bored of this place.

???: Yeah, sure.

He may leave me the Hotel, you know. After he's dead.

???: He won't be dead for a long time.



*whistling*

*lights*

*sound*


*tap*

John said...

*Taps Cabader on the shoulder*

You are going to try.

*Another flash and he's nowhere to be seen*

Jophiel said...

*Her heart slowly fixed itself and started to beat, very softly and awkwardly. Her lungs filled with fresh oxygen and she cried out, her had reaching for nothing*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*thinks a moment*
How do I...
*all the vampires hated her, none would change her in their right minds*
*sighs*
*unless she made it worth their while*

Chione Asahina said...

*can't just kill Silente again*
*She would need to kill Viv first, then take out Jag's wife before she healed him. Then jag. Then Silente*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Astrid: *falls to the ground, not at all going to move for a while*

Rose! *kneels beside her cradling her*

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: Of course, Silente. Of course.))

Inky Flame said...

*puts freshly baked cakes in the bin*
*sighs* I had no one to share them with anyways
*summons dagger*
Ive been down a lot lately, I need some sort of deterrent...
*swipes dagger lightly over stomach, drawng a little bit of blood*

Jophiel said...

*She nestled into Loki's arms, sobs tearing a her lungs. Her heart was still struggling to beat. She latche onto him, never wanting to let go ever again*
Loki... Loki...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*opens a portal and steps through*
*newly changed vamps is what she needs*
*and that's what she'd find*
*time to visit an old friend*

John said...

((Oh by the by, that cross scar is going to be a big no-go for most vampires.))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Shhh..*runs hand through her hair, tears escaping, held back so not to give the reaction the sirens wanted* I have you now.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(As if the symbol already forced onto her head by the vampires wasn't.)

John said...

((Just sayin <-<))

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm a little confused about how Silente was made human again.
Vampires aren't demons or evil spirits.
So they shouldn't be able to be dispersed by an exorcist.)

Jophiel said...

*She manage to open her eyes and frowned as something wet dropped onto her face. She reached up, almost shocked to see tears on his face. She pushed herself up weakly to kiss them away*
She's... She's dead now...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*opens a new portal and steps through*
I need your help.
*winces as the figure blurs, slamming her against a wall and snarling in her face*
Please...
V:What happened to you. What's with the cross. And why did you come here.

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The Grave of a Coward said...

(I apologize. My computer glitched and I vanished.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know, I just could not stand to see you dead. *keeps her close, kissing her on the lips*

John said...

(@Dragona: Blake basically purified her blood and forced it right out of her veins. It's a rather complicated process that I'm not going to take the time to break down for you.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Vik..I need your help
V: *takes a deep breath in* *stares* You're...human?
That's why i need your help.
V: *lets her go* You mean like you helped me when you left me for dead?
Yes. Like that. Please?
V: Explain what happened.

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The Grave of a Coward said...

I've grown weary of this place.

???: *laughs*

I'm tired. So very tired.
Why did the world become this way? Why could it not have stayed the way it was when I was young?

???: The world was shit when you were young.

No.
No it wasn't.
There were pretty clothes and prettier words, and dark houses with darker secrets.


*lights*

*sound*

*tap*

*tap*




How many people will I have to kill, do you suppose?

???: Frankly, I don't give a shit.




Yes, yes.
You're quite right.

I don't give a shit either.





*wakes up*

*is still lying*
*alone*
*on the grass*

Jophiel said...

Well... I'm alive now...
*She kissed him back, still half-sobbing*
Don't let me go, okay? I want to be here. Right here in yor arms for the rest of my life.

Chione Asahina said...

(caba, did you not watch any old vampire TV programmes or movies? Vampires are demons. They are affected by the crosses. They used to be affected by holy water, sun and garlic. You are wrong. They are demons.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

*sits, dazed, on the grass*


*and it all comes flooding back to me*

*everywhere, they are getting their hearts broken*
*they are falling in love*
*they are losing their lives*
*they are fighting their wars*



*and what am I doing*





*I am*

*a Hotel*

*manager*








*falls onto back*

*looking up at the sky*



*hot tears sting my eyes*
*but I blink them away*

*caring is not an advantage*

John said...

(Hullo Em.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Greetings, Emerald.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You are my queen, and one day we will rule this realm together. The twins are calmer now.

Inky Flame said...

hey Em
Wanna come to my place for a party? everyone else seems busy

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Long story no time. Bite me.
V: I'm sorry what?
I don't want to be human. Turn me back please V. You know that I'm not suited to human life.
V: Hold on, you've been given a second chance and you want to THROW IT AWAY?
Vik come on, I cant survive as a human. As a twelve year old!
V: Why. Why get changed again?

Dragona Pine said...

(Blake - I didn't see you asking Silente if turning her character human was alright.
Also: Well, I have time for you to explain it. :) )

The Grave of a Coward said...

*the Midnight Hotel flows up around me*
*leaving me lying on the floor of the lobby*
*like the end of every drunk night I've ever had*

Emerald Melody said...

I'm not sure if I'm in the mood for a party Inky, not really sure how I'm feeling tonight.

But thanks for the invite anyway.

Jophiel said...

Promise Loki? Promise me.
*She looked at him sternly for a moment before relaxing into his chest*
How are they...? I ought to have been there... I had Leif when he grabbed me...
*She looked around Loki's shoulder, trying to find them*

Inky Flame said...

no worries *smiles*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Because I'm meant to be a vampire!
V: No, you aren't. No one is.
Vik please, do this for me and i can take you to the guy who fixed me, ask him to fix you.
V: You could?
I could. Please..just..fix me so her can fix you.
V: *looks Sil up and down* ...
Please..

Jophiel said...

(That reminds me...

DONT FORGET THE REQUIEM BALL, GUYS! SEPTEMBER 1st!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*old Sil bursts through the hotel doors and hugs Clara* C! You're okay!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

They are asleep now.

((Sigh. Msd.))

The Grave of a Coward said...

*lies on floor*

*tired*
*so tired*

*begins to count secrets, instead of sheep*

Inky Flame said...

*goes to local pub*
*goes t bartender*
I am going to drink so much that I vomit before I even start to feel drunk, so keep them comin!

Jophiel said...

((Okay, Loki.))

*She smiled up at him, pulled his face down to hers and paused before her lips touched his*
Good... You're a good father...

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Ah, the finest bar in all the world be the bar of Trippington Castalan, so I be told.)

Chione Asahina said...

*sits on a tree branch in the clearing, looking up at the night sky*

John said...

(Please enjoy today's random kitten:

/|、
(゚、 。 7
 |、 ~ヽ
 じし(_, )ノ

Thank you for your time.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thank you. *kisses her, gently*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

V: ..No.
No?!
V: You heard me. I said no. I wont turn you Sil.
But...But!
V:No. Live. You have a chance now. Grow up, grow old, have kids. Master sigils and build up muscle. Chose a discipline. Go! Have fun!

Jophiel said...

*She kissed him back*
You're wonderful. Your fiancée is a life saver. Your brother is a king. Your sister is a queen. Stupid Asgardians get all the fun. What do I get?!
*She grinned playfully up at him*
I get the best man in the entire world.

Emerald Melody said...

*The book hit the shelf behind Lorcan as he ducked. Casha was standing on the other side of the room, breathing very hard. She was angry.*

Lorcan: *Loudly whispers* You're being a selfish bitch right now, you know that?!

Casha: I'm a new mother, I don't know what I'm doing.

Lorcan: And you think I do??!!! You walked away from her the other day, leaving her to starve while you threw a hissy fit in the toilet. It's lucky I was able to get her to feed from the bottle.

Casha: Don't, Lorcan.

Lorcan: Don't what? Call you out on what you're doing right now? Since we brought her home, you've just refused to have anything to do with Ariana. What do you expect me to do Casha, let you away with this behaviour.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

No! I-I cant! If I'm not a vampire I'm no one!
V: No Sil, the vampires are no one. You, you're Ashlea Crimson, vampire slayer. You are brilliant and you have been given another chance. Don't waste it.
Vik! Come on, stop screwing with me. Fix it.
V: No Sil. Find someone else.

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