Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4578 Newer› Newest»Hunter: *looks at Viv* That depends on what you consider an adventure.
How about...?
*She looked down at the boy and a name popped into her mind*
Leif. Leif Lokison.
Do you want to go on one? Let's just go into the woods and see what we find. No magic.
*grins* Leif Lokison, and Kari Lokidottir. I really like this, they have a little cousin too....*sighs happily*
Hunter: *eyes spark with interest slightly* Okay.
*doesn't mention that he doens't actually have, just non-magical abilities* *not that he's planning to use them anyway*
*turns in the direction of the woods*
*any
*She curled her finger at him, grinning at him cheekily*
Mind her head while I wipe the grin of your lips...
*She kissed him passionately, twisting her fingers in his hair with one hand, the other hold Leif to her chest*
I love you, Loki Laufeyson.
Hunter: *generally separates adventures into 'alone/with Ez' and 'with people'* *with people, there's generally an ulterior motive* *but there isn't this time, so . . . this should be interesting*
*kisses her back, minding the tiny one in his arms* I love you too, Death Rose.
*She hugs Alastair really eeally really tightly*
((Hunter: Hi Noelle. :)))
*leads the way into the woods*
((hi Hunter))
(Hello.)
((Hunter: How are you?))
Hunter: *follows Viv, not for the first time, or the millionth, wishing that etherdemons could see in the dark* *seeing in the dark lights up suspicious shadows nicely* *he keeps his eyes on the ground, not wanting to trip over any random pieces of wood plotting to kill him*
We heading in any particular direcction?
((Hi Dragona. :)))
(I might change my RP character to the new DragonaTC because y'know I can.)
((Okay. :)))
(SHORT NAME AGAIN YAY.
I don't like having long names. I don't see how people can stand them. They're too BIG. It gets annoying.
I also like this picture. *nods* Was my first ever Blogger picture.)
Hello.
(Hey Chione! How are you?)
Nope, no particular direction.
*walks even deeper in*
You have a weapon?
@Dragona: I was Queeen of Long Names when I was new, but I've had short names for ages now . . . they are kinda annoying, but they're okay. :/
Hey Chi! :)
Hunter: Good.
I have my jacket.
Hundreds of portals there.
Tons of weapons.
You?
Hey star, Dragona, vivANUS.
Mornin' all.
*Tacklehugs Chi and kisses her*
Hey there, perfect.
*holds up his two knives*
I have these.
I'm ok... I just got forced to go shopping for like 5 hours though... I hate shopping...*buries her head in her pillow*
((Me too. D: D: *hugs Chi*))
Hunter: @Viv: *looks at them and gives them a nod of approval*
We're prepared, then.
Do you know what lives in these woods?
:l
*Continues to hold Alastair*
No idea
*grins*
Bears maybe?
(Is there any way I can join in the RP?)
(It's worse than bears, it's Silente.)
(Everyone seems to have gone quiet. :P)
(Yes Dragona, we've just started)
((Chi, why would I complain about her?))
Hunter: @Viv: I think there's probably worse than bears. *frowns* *he's sensing out, but he can't sense anything* *nothing more than squirrels, anyway*
Oh well
*climbs over a boulder and along a log*
You coming?
*jumps down from a tree*
I'm pretty sure there are no bears. But you might want to watch out for the badgers.
*hand goes to his knife*
Who are you?
Dragona Pine. Elemental. Who are you?
Vivanus Keen.
Elemental or Adept?
I'm Adept.
What discipline?
Metal mage. Although I still retain some combat magic.
Are you associated with the Sanctuaries?
((Hunter: Sorry. Blame Star . . .))
*is flying around blogland with her wings of ice*
*stops mid-air above where viv and dragona are*
Hunter: *lets them exchange words, since they've already started, watching them both, filing away information*
Hunter: *and me
*if I had a half-decent author . . .
*looks up at Chi* Hi.
Well... no. Not really. I've had a few run-ins with them in the past. Like when I threw the vampire out of the plane mid-flight. They weren't happy about that. But I'm not a Sanctuary agent.
*looks at Chione and Hunter* Who are you two?
Chione Asahina. Elemental. As you can see... *rests on the top tree branch*
*Continues to hold her Alastair, like a safety blanket*
Hunter: I'm Hunter.
*pause*
Whcih won't mean anything to you, but give it anotehr hundred years.
Another Elemental. *nods* Good.
(Hello. I am here. I have finished the book i had hope would get me through a week and do not have its sequel. Can i join the rp?)
((Hunter: @Silente: Sure.
Star: *blinks* You thought a book would last you a week?
*is still stuck in the mindframe of the days when I would consume a book a day* *although tbh it takes me about a week to read a book now*))
(No. I foolishly hoped it would last a week. It didn't even last a day :/. What's actually HAPPENING in the rp?)
*Appears with a large flash of light*
I really do think I'm getting the ha- Oh, hello everyone, who's the new person?
*Licks Alastair's neck gently, cuddling him tighter*
PURPLE!!! You are now blessed by my presents!!
Dragona, how many elements do you control?
*looks at Blake* Pine. Dragona Pine.
((Star: :/
*hugs*
Um. Reread it?
D:
Hunter: Pretty much nothing. We're bumping into a load of people.))
Hunter: *looks at Blake* Hi.
(*decides to just jump in*)
*is lurking a bit away from the others digging sigils into trees*
I control all of the elements. Just some more than others. I specialise in air and water. Earth and fire I don't care much for.
SILENTE!!!!!!!
HI!!!!!!
STAR!!!!
HI!!!!!
HUNTER!!!!!!
HI!!!!!!
VIV!!!!!!
HI!!!!!!
DRAGONA!!!!!!
HI!!!!!!
BLAKE!!!!!!!
HI!!!!!!!!!
ADRA!!!!!!!
HI!!!!!
CHI!!!!!!!!
HI!!!!!!
Hunter: *frowns* But fire is cool.
(Hey Dugglyn! How are you?)
Pleasure to make your acquaintance, I'm Blake Soul.
*He holds out a hand to shake*
(DUGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUP BUTTERCUP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)
((Hey Dugglyn.))
(HI!!! I BE GOOD!!! I HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY!!!!
Well, I always do but...
Ya know.)
((Hunter: LOTS of people here . . .
*looks worriedly at Star*
Hi Dugglyn.))
Ah. I control Ice water and snow.
*can hear the others nearby and pauses hearing the new voice*
Hmmmmm..
*looks at the work shes been doing all day*
Hmmmmm..
Yes, Hunter, but air and water are more effective, in my opinion.
*doesn't shake Blake's hand* Hello Blake. But I don't shake people's hands. It's a rule I have. Because people could have magic which means they could kill anyone who they'd touch. So I don't take that chance.
(OOO! I'm a buttercup? I didn't know that!! Cool!
And nothing much..
Waiting till my cousin gets here. She's 4 and soooooooooooo cute!!)
(Back in 5)
*Gently hugs Alastair one last time, then leaves*
((Dugglyn, my little brother just turned 5. 5 days ago lol))
(AWWWWWW. COUSINS!!! 4 YEAR OLDS!!! Cuties.)
By manipulating water, Chione, you can naturally manipulate ice, snow and steam.
*continues work on the sigil*
*snaps a twig from the tree and throws it at the others, not looking away from her work*
*looks at Blake and sighs*
*goes through a portal to check on the twins, kisses them both then creates an ice clone of herself to look after them*
*steps back through the portal*
*is high up in the tree so she can see Silente*
Hey Sil!
Nice throwing...
(Back)
Hey Hunter!
Hello mysterious ghostly Voice!
*waves up at Chi*
Hey.
*concentrating on the sigils*
Hunter: @Dragona: Fair enough.
*watches Chi with the portal, feeling energy from it* *he'd rather like to go and stick his hand in it, but he hasn't known these people long*
*naturally gets hit by the twig*
So I was trying to start an adventure, who wants to come?
*floats over everybody as mist*
*looks down at everyone*
*swoops down and creates a ghostly mist around the people on the ground*
*drains the moisture from the air and forms a mass of water in his palm*
(And she doesn't tackle me! Bonus! Cause the five year olds, as cute as they were (and sometimes sweet) literally tackled me to the ground. 11 of them. Oi.)
*waves back at Sil*
*is sitting on the top tree branch, her wings stretched outwards behind her*
*looks at her work*
Hmm..
*bites her bottom lip thinking*
*edits one sigil*
*moves to a different tree*
*starts replicating the work*
*gets sucked into Dragona's hand but doesn't turn into water*
*she can only be mist*
Hey! What cha doing?!
*is still mist, stuck to his hand*
Hunter: I'm still up for it.
Argle bargle!!!!!
Let me think. Of I go distant I am writing a ded.
Hunter: *studies the Dugglyn-energy* *it's very weird* *he wants to text Ez about it, but . . . he can't text Ez*
What kind of adventure?
*throws the water away*
*speeds up, more confident now that with the last tree*
*focusing completely on the sigils, ignoring all else*
Hunter: An adventure-y one.
Anyone?
I'm up for it. I get bored watching the twins all the time...
*the water goes through the mist*
*floats away from Dragona then solidifies*
*glares at him*
What was that for?! I prefer to be able to move on my own, thank you very much! Who even are you?!
*jumps up and down excited*
Oooh! Oooh! I'll come!!!
*slows*
Who's the new person.
*still drawing the sigils*
(msd if so brb in 10-15mins)
*turns to Silente*
I don't know. I just asked the same thing!
Adventure you say? I do believe I'd be glad to join you. An excellent way for me to stretch my legs after being cooped up in bed for the past few days.
Hunter: Dragona Pine.
Thank you, Hunter. I am up for an adventure.
((WBD, working on creating a long and boring schedule for a friend q.q))
*flutters her wings but stays on her branch*
Ok. Thanks Hunter!
*turns to Dragona*
*kicks his leg*
Nice to meet you!
((Hunter: *has no idea why anyone would do that*))
Hunter: @Dragona: You're welcome.
@everyone: Shall we just go and find one?
Ah yes. Well welcome to the adventure. There are three rules.
1) Nobody here is responsible if you are eaten by some wild beast
2) No complaining
3) No magic
*grabs Dugglyn's foot and flips her over*
Nice to meet you too.
Fine one? one what?
Ok, I dedicate this page to a bloody pulp and paper mills. Also to my kindle's guess of what I'll say next. It amuses me greatly from Amazon app store. The Glue and I was like a duck is not really a lollipop!
No magic? I'm fine with that. *draws both his katanas*
No magic?! what!
*growls*
I chose to ignore the final rule.
Oh, come on. Are you that heavily reliant on your magic?
*goes through her portal again and gets a bag and belt*
*puts a colt, two Stanley knifes and a grenade in her bag then slides two katanas on each side of her belt*
*goes back out of the portal and closes it*
*flies down to the rest and melts her wings*
Done.
*lands on the ground*
Oh good! You know the proper way to greet someone! Everyone holds out their hands but no. That's not how ya do it! One person kicks the other person's leg and then the person that got kicked flips the person that kicked them!
*smiles at him then stands up*
I'm sure we'll get along just fine!
Not entirely but it is very useful. Alright then, if we should run into a spot of danger where somebody gets seriously wounded do not expect me to heal them.
Ok! I'll do that!
*the Midnight Hotel stands alone in the middle of a dark forest*
*I peek out the window*
*then quickly replace the curtain*
*I creep downstairs*
*slowly open the door*
*and step cautiously out into the Blogland air*
*I reach into my pocket*
*pull out a handful of glitter*
*and cast it into the wind*
. . . Hullo, Blogland.
*faints*
No Dragona, I'm not. But my magic is beautiful and I love using it.
I'm sure we will get along. *nods*
But what if we get attacked and I scream? It's not really my fault...
(Hey Annika! How are you?)
Hunter: *looks and Blake and Chi in besumement* *no snese of adventre, either of them*
*anyway*
@Viv: I'm up for it.
*catches Clara*
Purple!
*sits up*
*brushes self off*
I have been better, Dragona. But I have also been worse.
*pushes self to feet*
*wonders what to do*
Hunter: @Chi: And I love explosions because I think they're beautiful, but I'm currently refraining from exploding YOU.
*looks over*
Hullo, Dugglyn. Feeling chipper today, are we?
I hope this adventure takes us to an urban environment of some description. I fight best there.
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:(
*Sorry*
*Goes*
I'm out sorry. Busy.
*tilts her head at the current sigil*
*tweeks it then shakes her head*
*messes around with it until its right*
*smiles happily*
Purple Clara! Do you want to go on an adventure?! It will be fun!!! We're going to try to get eaten by wild animals!
Isn't that right?
*looks at everyone*
Oh wait there's one thing I need to attempt before the "no magic" rule goes into effect.
*He draws his blade, still pitch black and pulsing with unholy energy, and lays it on the ground. Placing both hands on it, he begins to chant*
Morbi purus iterum plagas malo liberata.
*a golden light shines from the sword, cracks appear in it. When the light fades the sword is pure white. Blake sheaths it and does the same with his shield*
There, now I can use them effectively. Also I am amazed and very glad that worked.
[Bye Adra....]
*nods at Clara*
Yep!!! Like always!!
Hunter I'm glad. *shows him the grenade she packed* Because I would be holding this, and when I die, I would let go and you would go boom ^.^
An . . . an adventure?
*looks up at the Hotel*
*looks back at Dugglyn*
I don't know how much good I'll be, but I have spent far too long shut up in my Hotel.
I would love an adventure.
Hunter: *instantly* Left.
And - I'd rather not be eaten. I'm sure I can spare an arm or two, though.
Hunter: *looks at Chi* Good luck with that.
Yay!!
*since no one corrected her she still thinks they are going to try to get eaten*
You can get eaten with us!!!!
*finishes on that tree and moves to the next one*
*muttering quietly under her breathe*
(Oh. Hunter did. Well, he said he was ok with being part way eaten so...
I'll leave it!)
*trots back into the Hotel*
Goodness, I suppose I'd better pack.
*returns a few minutes later with a carpetbag*
*a rose-adorned top hat*
*some spare socks*
*and some tea bags*
Alright. I'm ready.
*looks at Clara*
*hesitates*
You're...out of the hotel.
*has to repress a smile*
I'm glad.
*goes back to sigils*
*sits and plays with her Stanley knife*
*glances at Silente*
*looks away*
*looks around at the dark, dark forest*
*twitches nervously*
. . . I'm an Energy-Thrower, if that helps. But I doubt I'd be much use without accidentally burning the forest down . . .
*rolls her eyes*
*stops halfway through a sigil*
*walks over and hugs Clara*
I've missed you.
*smiles and walks back to the sigils as if nothing happened*
Hunter: *watches the exhcange between Silente and Clara, opinion-forming*
We're not using magic, Clara.
Hunter, what is your magic?
*bristles uncomfortably*
*leans against a tree at the edge of the clearing*
*looking this way and that, searching for monsters*
*bites lip*
Yay.
Adventuring.
Fun times.
Chipmunk: *squeaks*
EEP!
*laughs at Clara's reaction to the chipmunk before swiftly turning the laughs to coughs*
*smiles*
Hunter: *gives an internal sigh - secret advantage gone* I don't technically have magic, but I have greater control over my energy usage than humans do, and aas such I can do various things just as teleport, mover faster than average, levitate and blast people with energy beams.
@Clara: *smiles* That's a chipmunk.
*frowns, wondering what to do if a real monster shows up*
*as a very improvisational fighter, I do not carry a weapon*
*checks pockets anyway*
*finds a penknife*
. . .
*mutters* That'll do, I suppose.
That sounds... interesting. So you're not human? Do you get a lot of non-humans around here?
*gives up on the sigils and leans against a tree studying Dragona*
One or two.
*Twirls his sword about in a practiced dance of slashes and strikes*
So are we gonna get this show on the road or what?
Hunter: @Dragona: Not living here, I wouldn't know.
*he doesn't technically live anywhere, otehr than his house, but still*
And, no, I'mnot human, but I used to be. Think vampires.
*looks around at the team assembled*
*Star, Silente, Hunter, Dragona, Dugglyn, and Chione*
. . .
Hunter: @Blake: I'm waiting for Viv. I'm all for going if we're too impatient to, though.
*and Blake*
*wonders why I didn't notice Blake before*
*hullo, Blake*
Hullo Anni, long time no see.
((Hunter: Star isn't here.
*he still gets a kick out of saying that*))
Hunter: *looks at Clara's penknife and puts her on the needs-to-be-watched-out-for-if-anything-bad-happens list*
*buttons my peacoat up to the throat*
*coughs*
*raises voice*
What precisely is the objective of this adventure?
*looks at Silente*
Who are you?
So you're a vampire, Hunter?
I'm me.
*smiles*
Hello Dragona Pine. Welcome to Blogland.
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I'm sorry, that should be the last one..
(I'm impatient right now. I assume Blake is too. I don't think anyone else cares right now.)
I'm not human, Silente isn't human. Blake isn't human.
*sits cross-legged on the ground*
*begins to absent-mindedly whittle a nearby stick with the penknife*
Thanks. What is your name?
*glares up at Chi*
Which name do you want to know? Given, taken, or true?
Alright so... quite a few non-humans. I guess that's fine.
*has crafted a wooden swan out of a block of wood with her Stanley knife*
*puts it down with the artic fox and artic fowl*
All if possible. If it isn't, just the taken name will be fine.
*still whittling*
Blogland is filled with non-humans in the traditional sense of the phrase, though I suppose we are, all of us, inhuman in one way or another.
Taken name will do then. Silente Tempest.
*smiles showing off pointed teeth*
Nice to meat you.
Nice to meet you too. You're a vampire?
((Back))
Ok, who's coming and who isn't?
I'm coming, Vivanus.
I'm in.
Vampire. Demon by some peoples terms.
*glares again at Chi*
Monster if you're a narrow minded person.
*looks down at my handiwork*
*I have whittled an attractively misshapen lump of wood*
*toss it into a nearby bush*
Leave art to the artists, so they say.
And I am most certainly coming on this venture.
Hunter: *blinks* No, I'm not a vampire. That's Silente.
Coming, Viv.
Hunter; *Vampire. Demon by some people's terms.
Huh. Irony.*
*reminds himself to text that to Ez next week*
I have Dragona, Blake, Clara, Hunter...
*smiles at Silente* I bested a vampire in unarmed combat and threw him out of a plane. Just pointing that out.
*stands up*
*grimaces at the thought of running through the dark, dark forest*
Yes. Well done. Try it with me and I'll slit your throat.
*goes back to ignoring them all and working on the sigils*
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