Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4578 Newer› Newest»That's a bit extreme. I think sometimes Sophia forgets that people have feelings.
(Valkyrie wasn"t THAT annoying....
Okay she was a bit annoying. But still.)
*She danced through the trees, turning around every now and then to grin at Loki*
But you're technically from... Jotunheim...? Right? You're not Asgardian. You were just brought up there!
*gives Snowy a good scratche*
*jumps out from hands and shifts into a human*
Thanks.
Does it seem the Jotuns want me? No, so I am considered Asgardian, unlike Zan who Laufey likes.
Whatcha thinking about Sil?
(Everything still smells like blood! Ugh!!)
Your father is mean. Perhaps I should have a word with him...
*She stopped and jogged to Loki, pulling his face down to hers*
I think you're wanted somewhere else, not in Asgard, but with me... What does that make you then...? Hmm?
*She kissed him with renewed vigour*
*he kisses her back, keeping her close to him*
*She twisted her hands on his hair, grinning. She turned her face away, only to kiss his nose softly*
I love you.
(soz. Internet is protesting.)
Sophia isn't that bad. I mean, her bitch bots might zap you when you dislocate your shoulder after being locked up in her cargo hold but still..
I love you too. Shall we explore Vanaheim?
No, she's not bad. She gets the job done. But sometimes she does so by trampling the feeling of others.
Yes... I think we shall...
*She kissed him once more before pulling away and taking his hand*
After you.
That's only because she's had her feelings trampled on...
*pulls her knees up to her chest and curls up*
*rests her head on her knees*
*he leads them through to little villages of the people of Vanaheim, most of the people looking over at the two curiously, they all seem like the Asgardians*
Sil, are you going to tell me the truth?
*leans over*
My head hurts.
*She pressed herself into Loki's side shyly, feeling out of place when eyes turned to her. She knew that she was different from everyone and she couldn't help feel a little saddened over that*
Loki...?
Is that all?
*moves his hands along her head, rubbing her scalp to ease the pain*
(It actually wors)
*works
*shakes her head*
I don't feel well. Stuff keeps spinning. And any time I have a drink I nearly puke.
Yes, love?
*winces*
Sorry about that drink then.
It's fine. You thought it would help.
*still has her head on her knees*
What if Sophs right?
*She looked at the villagers, then at herself, then at Loki*
Nothing...
*She glanced at the ground beneath her feet, taking great caution not to stand on a pebble*
When Adra's a kitty, which she was quite a few months before people started being kitties on here (it's really cool how different people reached the kitty thing independently of each other O_O), she calls herself kitty!Adra . . .
Then we need to find a cure.
*smiles at her*
I'll atick with you no matter what.
*When the villagers hear his name, they go back to their business* See, I make an impression.
I don't wanna be a robo zombie. Or a reapers toy.
*looks up at Viv*
Soph said there is no cure.
You do... Of course you do.
*She pulled his hand to her lips and kissed his knuckles before leaning against him*
Do you wish to go to Jotunheim and meet my father?
Sophia said there's no KNOWN cure. We'll find one.
((Hunter's not sure if he wants to be here or not. He'd like to be, be he knows I'll probably vanish to work on my mask soon, so he's unsure if it's worth the bother.))
((Is anyone else having problems with Blogger?
The rest of my internet seems fine, and I'm on my laptop which doesn't generally malfunction . . .))
Viv, hate to break it to you, we know nothing about reapers. Or robo zombies.
*rests her chin on her knees*
I should just let her shoot me.
(I am star. But it could just be my internet...)
*She nodded, keeping her eyes on the ground*
Okay. Lets go meet your father.
(@Star: I am. It keeps doing something else when I try to refresh. Through I am on an iPod...)
No! Don't! Your life is too precious. And where do you think that would leave ME?
*leans in closer and says softly*
We'll find a cure ok. We will.
((For the record, converting you into an etherdemon might work, but you know, that's kind of a big decision and not something to be rushed into. But if the worst comes to the worst we can give it a try if we have nothing else.
I just thought I'd tell you to, you know, not rush into it if it's mentioned, because Hunter might not. :P))
*takes her hand, and they go to Jotunheim* My sister is here, she must be visiting him. *Jotunheim is quiet, a Frost Giant here or there*
((I am too, I keep refreshing and it sometimes doesn't, or my comment doesnt post.-Zaf))
((*nods at everyone else*
Yay. Not just me then. :)))
((Last time this happened, Derek broke the blog, so knowing him....-Zaf))
*She cursed and started to shake*
Geez... I-i-i-t's cold...
*She pressed herself tightly against Loki's side, his skin rather warm against hers now. She wrapped his arms around her, so he was half embracing her as they walked*
Z-z-z-zanid-da is he-e-ere...?
(I don't know much about etherdemons Star so I wouldn't rush into the decision anyway. No matter what Sil wanted.)
My life really isn't precious. Plus the amount of times Sophias tried to shoot me before I probably deserve it.
((I remember this blog crashed once and we were all emailing each other like HUH??????????? and then we all went onto my blog and recreated Blogland there until it worked again. :P
Fun times . . .
It's the whole of blogger this time though I think. I'm on this other blog and it's also being funny, but email isn't and when I open a tab experimentally - like, YouTube or something - it's fine . . .))
((@Zaf: *laughs* :)
@Silente: Yeah, I was thinking that. D: But you know, Hunter will suggest it, so I thought I'd better get in there first.))
I think it is.
And Sophia shoot at lots of people. Me especially. You don't think I deserve to be shot do you?
*considers*
Don't answer that.
IT'S RAININGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
LIKE, PROPELRY RAINING
IT SOUNDS SO NICE :) :) :)
i just tried posting a few times and all of them diddnt work.
it just told me to post my previous post which is stupid at this time for a post.
You don't deserve to be shot. Sophia's just touchy about relationships and guys causing problems.
i just tried posting a few times and all of them diddnt work.
it just told me to post my previous post which is stupid at this time for a post.
*wraps his cape around her* We're almost to the castle, the wind will die down then.and yes, my sister is here. *they enter the castle, and they can hear Zanida's voice, frantic*
*She wrapped his cape around her tightly, an kept it that way after they entered the castle. She heard Zanida's voice and followed it*
Zan?! Yo, Zan?! Are you okay?
I'll have to ask her about that later....
*looks at the horizon*
*mutters*
Guys causing problems.
*turns back*
Well if you are going to turn into something horrible you might as well enjoy yourself now. What can I do for you?
((Hunter: Okay. Distantly here.))
*her eyebrows knitt together*
Do for me? What?
Zanida: *is curled up in a ball, near Laufey who has now tried to pick her up, trying to calm her down*
*follows Rose, and looks at his sister* She's bleeding...who touched her?
So that you enjoy yourself. I am yours to command.
Is silente being controlled by a reaper?
*She let the cloak fall and raced over to Zanida, brushing her hair away. She almost glared up at the Frost Giant, Laufey, above her. When she spoke, her voice was a snarl*
Who did this...?
*looks at Sil*
You want to answer him?
Viv I'm not commanding you to do stuff for me. You aren't a slave.
You never had problem with it before.
*looks bemused*
No I'm not a slave. I'm someone who wants you to enjoy yourself.
(GOD I CAN'T POST ANYTHING PROPERLY!)
((I like the word 'bemused' . . .))
Laufey: I know not, we found her outside the castle. I've tried to move her, but I only was burnt.
*goes over, and looks down at his sister* A knife...deeply embedded in her stomach, and it seems she has very little life left....
Zanida: *doesn't move, muttering something about metal suits*
((@Egg: Yeah, us too. :)))
Blogger Problems?
Well, I can't tell what's blogger and what's just my computer.
Did anybody else try switching browser, though?
I went from Chrome to Explorer - but Explorer for me is always slow, so I still can't tell. :P
*hasn't been ghosting, just dropping in now. :P*
(JUST WORK GOD DAMN IT!)
I won't command you to do stuff.
*She looked back at Zanida, then at Loki, then at her wrist. She placed a hand on Zanida's wound and cursed slightly*
I... Haven't done this in a while... But it's my only idea...
*She tapped the symbol on the underside of her wrist and let her magic flow through her hand and into Zanida, trying to heal her*
(It always scares me when someone comes on, declares that they were ghosting and I know then.
Hi Taia!!)
Suggest then?
Just tell me what you want to do.
Rose, don't...Her wound has Midgardian water in it, that's poisoning her...
Hey Taia. :)
(Hey Taia, I have more codes if you want them.)
*She took her hand away am stared up at Loki, desperation in her eyes*
Then what do we do?! We could... We could...
*She thought for a moment*
Fire? Evaporate it?
@Death: Heh. I can easily ghost for hours. And I read all the comments anyway.
So in my tonight, when I'm not there, I'm going to be reading everyone you say in the morning. XD
. . .
Crap I feel like a stalker now. XD
Nothing, Viv. I don't have a bucket list like most people. I want this headache to go away and I want shit to stop spinning and I want to be able to have a drink god damn it!
Take her back to Asgard, Rose, I shall be back, don't move. *picks his sister up, and goes to Asgard, taking her to the healing room, and goes back to Jotunheim, several minutes later*
(Okay... I think that you are a massive creep and that I shall never comment again. Kudos, Star.
Jks!)
Fine
*sits next to her, holding her hand*
(My bucket list is a list of amazing ways to kick the bucket, like bouldering the grand canyon)
*She stayed exactly where she was, not daring to move a muscle without Loki present. She did, however, look up at Laufey, studying his features, trying to pick out where Loki got his looks from. She didn't notice his return*
hey taia
Hi Death!! :)
I like your picture. *nods* Good colours. :)
Hey Star! :)
Hi Viv, Loki, Elemental, Silente! :)
@Star: Rain!! :) :) :)
It keeps raining overnight here, rather than in the daytime, so I miss it. :P
It looks like there must be a problem with the BLogger server, or something, in which case we'll probably just have to wait it out... ^^
*lays her head back*
Ugh. Just shoot me already. It'll be easier.
is my pic no good?
(Thanks Taia! I always liked your profile pic!! You've had it for forever!!)
*squeezes her hand*
The easy way is rarely the best way.
And I wouldn't able to shoot you antway.
Rose, I am here.
Laufey: Who is the Midgardian, Loki?
My girlfriend. Expecting twins.
Would killing silente and bringing her back work?
Like yesterday, decapitation.
*anyway
@Elemental: When I first saw yours, I smiled for a while, because Egg. *laughs* I think it's good. :)
@Death: THank you! *bows* *laughs* THat's because every time I go to change it, I get so overwhelmed with everything I could change it TO, and just end up changing it back to this one again. :P
wbd - editing my art from this morning, probably?
*She stood back up and cuddled up against Loki, looking away when Laufey spoke of her*
Okay. I'm just going to say this now. Midgardian is a horrible word. It's Rose. Not Midgardian. Rose. Only Rose. Whenever someone calls me a Midgardian and I don't know them, it's like their dismissing me. I'm just as good as any one of you!
*She looked away, frowning into a corner*
Laufey: I would hold your tongue, Rose.
Enough. I took her to see you, that is all.
Laufey: Twins....how impressive.
Yes, and they'll be mine.
(BLOGGER I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO TYPE THIS ONE MORE TIME I WILL ACTUALLY SCREAM!)
*smiles at Viv*
You said anything.
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*looks at Sil*
I did. But no killing.
I don't have to listen to you, Laufey. I could kill you easy if I wanted. You don't scare me.
*She stood slightly in front of Loki, locking eyes with his father*
Yes. Twins.
Laufey: Good, perhaps they'll share brains with you, as Loki lacks them at points.
You still aren't over me trying to destroy your realm, are you? At least you're not lying, unlike Odin.
(That's my ded)
((Vivanus, you said you were reading old comments- out of curiosity, what did you read?))
nice ded viv
anyway like i said..
would killing silente help?
(and then healing her of course)
nice ded viv
anyway like i said..
would killing silente help?
(and then healing her of course)
@Death: XD
Sorry. :P
Doctor doctor I think I have a problem I want to draw masks but I can't sotp talking to weird online people DAMMIT
(Mostly december and january and february)
Astrid: Good morning, Alastair.
@Death: XD
Sorry. :P
Doctor doctor I think I have a problem I want to draw masks but I can't sotp talking to weird online people DAMMIT
*Her voice was defensive and she reached behind her to take Loki's hand, squeezing it tightly. It was taking all her self control not to glare at Laufey*
He has more of a brain than you'd ever know. Possibly more brain than you!
@Viv: Hear, hear. :) *nods*
(Hear hear!!))
(Mostly december and january and february)
Laufey: His sister is the brains, Loki has the motivation to do things his sister would not.
Rose, he usually insults me, I've found it is his way of liking me.
Laufey: Who is your sister talking about?
*sighs* SHIELD probably, she tends to upset Midgardian government agents.
When I think of Dec/Jan/Feb, I think of the year when Fabi first appeared, or the year when I first appeared . . .
It's hard to comprehend that there's another Dec/Jan/Feb gone by without me noticing. O_O
What was happening in Dec/Jan/Feb?
Just conflict?
((But what events, plots, whatever you'd like to call them, did you read?
Apologies, Astrid, but I'm not roleplaying. And I'll likely leave soon, anyway.))
Loki still has brains! Both of your children do!
*Her eyes slipped into a glare at Laufey for a split second before she closed her eyes tightly and turned to bury her face in Loki's amour*
He should be nicer to you, Loki... He should...
*She listened to their talk about SHEILD and frowned. She didn't know who they were*
(I didn't follow all the plots, I just looked for names I knew. I skipped around a lot)
(I didn't follow all the plots, I just looked for names I knew. I skipped around a lot)
When I think of Dec/Jan/Feb, I think of the year when Fabi first appeared, or the year when I first appeared . . .
It's hard to comprehend that there's another Dec/Jan/Feb gone by without me noticing. O_O
What was happening in Dec/Jan/Feb?
Just conflict?
Laufey: He has brains, just not in areas his sister does. As for SHEILD, explain.
They're some intelligence thing on Midgard, but they have the Avengers, and I think Zan must have upset someone, I do know she visited Tony Stark a few times, but Stark actually liked her, so I think she upset the guy in charge, Fury.
((Oh, alright. My bad! Maybe later...?-Astrid
NEW POST GUYS!
DEREK HAS POSTED A VIDEO I HAVE WATCHED AND COMMENTED HURRY UP TO THE NEW POST.
*She glanced up at Loki, refusing to continue her argument with Laufey*
Fury...? I could go talk to him...? I'm pretty much the same as him. I could say that I'm from some other super awesome investigation and ask him what happened to Zan!
*She grinned up at Loki, excitement in her eyes*
ABANDON POST ABANDON POST
ABANDON POST ABANDON POST
ABANDON POST ABANDON POST
SILLY! Email!
Idk, what happened last night! That was carzy.
Binary! Great ded, Viv. :)
Thanks for letting us know, Elemental. :) ^^
I have not watched ANY of those movies.
Is everybody here now?
*She dug her fingernails in Loki's hand and kept pushing as hard as she could. She felt relief an swore that she heard a cry, only for a moment, before the contractions started up again*
Oh God!
(Okay Zaf!)
(Yep, Chloe!)
(Hey Star!)
I have decided that Michael tatum is my FAVOURITE anime voice actor
Hey Death. :)
And - that sounds sucky . . . -_-
(Mmm...))
((Bye bye, thunderstorm might take out wifi))
((Nm. I'm fine))
(Storm, huh?)
((Yep))
We were suppose to have a storm, but all we had was a measly downpour *grumbles* we had thunder last night but I was sleeping heavy, so I missed it
(We had a really heavy downpour in the bush yesterday. That was fun...)
((Sigh...I want to RP but I don't feel like joining a birt would be appropriate...)
Zafira: *picks up the first one, the girl, and cleans her off*
Zanida: Keep pushing, one more to go.
We've had a ton of rain . . .
(Well... You always could, I guess...))
*She kept pushing, fearing that Loki's hand was going to break under her grip. Then relief and another cry. She gasped and looked up at Loki, waiting for his reaction*
((Anyone else want to RP?))
(*raises hand*)
((Yay!))
*walks out of his forge swininging a brandnew sword*
*has no armor on in case he's hit by lightning*
Purple peeps!
(Hey Duggy!)
*frowns*
*puts the sword back*
*now only has fatigues, combat boots, and two hunting knives*
(DUGGLYN!!!!)
Yo Dugg XD
HI VIVANUS!!!!!!
Hey Deathy!!!!!!!!!
Viv, why are you so excited?
But anyways, how be's yous?! How be's yous eyes?!
Hi Inky!!!
(I'm good! I'm feeling sick, but otherwise I'm okay! And my eyes are still blue, so they're okay too!
How are you?)
How are you ?
(Idk, I haven't heard of you for a while and I was just thinking, "hmm, I haven't seen Dugg lately..."
My eyes are good and I am better?
You?)
Hmm my eyes are long sighted, and I should wear my glasses...but what the heck
Hunter can be here if anyone wants to roleplay with him.
He's a bit bored because he can't pester Ez this week.
Oh, yes. It is true!!! Who ever 'missed' the due date for the mask, you have more time! You have till midnight Irish time tonight!!! It says in the terms of agreement! I checked!!!!
My eyes are good, I think. :P
*is smiling, unusual for him unless with her alone* A baby boy too....
Zanida: *cleans up the baby, happily* Awww my niece and nephew are so cute!!
Yeah, I haven't been on much. :/ I've been carzy busy!! I had camp two weeks in a row
(Shoot. Brother hurt himself. Brb)
A boy... And a girl... Can I hold them?
*She slowly let go of Loki's hand, pleased with his reaction, and grasped towards the two little humans*
Can I hold my babies...?
*Zanida gets the girl and brings them both over to Rose*
Zanida: Better let their father hold them too!
*walks around Blogland, spotting Inky*
Gotta go now, byii
*heads to her*
(Hunter is welcome)
(*sigh*)
((Hunter: Good.
Might go slightly distant, but not that distant.))
*is here*
*heads toward Hunter instead*
Hey.
(K, back. He's fine. Just hit his head but doesn't appear to have a concussion or anything like that. Just a bruise.)
One of them all day the other in the morning. And then on Friday we flew to the east coast and so luckily there is WiFi but it will go bye bye soon. :(
But glad I was missed!!!!!
And my eyes be hop year chorg. And I be good!
*She looked down at the two little babies, tears pricking at the corners of her eyes*
They're.. They're beautiful... And they're mine... And Loki's...
*She grinned up at him and the tears started to make tracks down her face*
You're a dad, Loki. You, the God of Mischief, have two beautiful little babies... A daughter, and a son...
*She leaned down to kiss both of their foreheads before looking at Loki*
Do you want to hold them...?
Bye Inky!!!
*pops up from the ground*
*well not really she was just mist that looked like dew on the ground but by the way she popped up you would never know*
Purple Hunter! Purple Viv!
(Bye Inky!)
I would like to, yes. I want to name them...names that I would know...Asgardian names.
@Dugglyn: Why would we not miss you? :/
Hunter: @Viv: Hi.
*internally regards his energy thoughtfully, not really having gotten a good chance to do so before now*
Hunter: *looks at Dugglyn* Purple!
*She nodded and nuzzled her face into the boy's cheek*
I'm... I'd like Asgardian names.
@Star well Idk, I hadn't been gone that long and I have been stopping in for little bursts of time.
And I did miss you all a lot, I'm not saying I didn't cause on the plane I nearly died of no WiFi. But it was to expensive to buy...
But you all have other lives and other people to role play with. But I'm glad I was missed!!!:))))))
*picks up his daughter, and holds her* I want to name her Kari. Kari Lokidottir.
*smiles*
So Hunter, how's life? How be's yous eyes?
Kari...? I love it.
*She held the boy tightly to her chest and covered his face with kisses*
And what shall we name you, little one...?
Ok, I should go and eat. Idk if I'll be back..
Hope so!
So bye all you amazing people!!!!!!
(Bye Duggy!)
I shall leave him up to you, Rose. *kisses Kari's head, just holding her close*
*looks at Hunter*
When was the last time you went on a adventure?
@Dugglyn: :P
That's like losing a finger and saying "Well, you have seven other fingers . . ."
Still fucking HURTS.
Hunter: My eyes are very cool eyes.
Cooler thans yours.
No offense.
But how are yours anyway?
*an
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