Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
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*slightly miffed at being greeted second*
Well, then who do you talk to Al?
(Nic new pic Rose. Do you like mine?)
*finishes the second statue*
(You still here?)
*Viv totally shouldn't be feeling miffed because he commented between the time she saw Alice's comment and when she was writing*
*Shrugs*
(Omg! That's. That's... That's wonderful.)
(I was afraid it might be overkill but peopld like it do far)
*was totally joking*
So Rose, how's your life?
People with some degree of intelligence. There are a few exceptions, as well, but I don't fancy making you one of them.
Alright, I suppose. I hear you've been with Loki.
(Overkill? Haha!!))
*Totally yeah whatever*
My life is good. Almost lost it today, but it was good. Good a scary and wonderful and scary as all hell and HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHHA!! I HAZ PLAN!! I HAZ BEEN WORKING ON PLAN FOR THREE DAY!!)
So maybe I have, Alastair...
*She looked away*
What's it to you?
*The siren sat inside her tent and played with the audio again. She had recorded everything, just as she was taught, and Rose's scream was perfect to play with; one of her favourites. But as gut-wrenching as it was, it could always be made better. There was always room for improvement.
Steven appeared beside her and looked at her work*
Steven: Twins. Rose and Laufeyson are to have twins. The development rate for Frost Giant-human crossovers are currently unknown.
Twins? *A devious chuckle* Delicious. We shall wait until Rose is a few more weeks in and is distracted by symptoms that accompany. Then we shall repeat what happened last time, but our a Projector will display the real images. Those of Rose's little black heart being slowly torn out of her chest. Loki's reaction to her death previously was... Not as planned. We shall keep them separated this time.
*The siren pulled her headphones to her ears and listened. The fresh scream was much better than the one she created days before. She could twist that one part at the end, where it faulted, and spike it up.
She tried it.
The siren shivered in pleasure as the sound ripped through her earphones*
Have the rooms prepared. I want devices of torture lining Rose's room, and one single, ice blue-hilted dagger in the room Loki is to stay in.
*Steven nodded an teleported away, leaving the siren to play with her recording*
(*Totally hasn't spent her last three ways coming up with things to kill Rose*
*Not at all*
*Definatley hasn't completed this role play and is in her notes on her iPod*
*Not even close*)
Only confirmation, really. Not as though I really needed any more. I told him he had a soft heart. And it looks as though you're already expecting children. What has he said, if anything, about his fiancée?
What Alastair, afraid I'd show you up?
*laughs lightly* Oh, Vivanus, you already have. Your incompetence at connecting with those you care for far surpasses mine.
At least i care for multiple people. Not just one.
(First off Alastair, every time someone mentions the whole 'children' thing, I have this really horrible slutty feeling. More goes on behind the scenes than you think so don't think that's it's just a 'oh, they're just rushing into things and they barely know each other' thing, okay? We... Communicate through email as well as on here, so it's actually not as bad as you think.
And Astrid is actually fine with it. I asked her about it and she said that it wasn't a problem.)
(Go Rose!)
(Although may I ask what happened to Maré?)
Oh look, captain cheery's here. Fun.
Hey Viv and Rose.
To borrow the words of another- caring is not an advantage. And I really couldn't be more pleased with what I already have. You, I suppose, would need to keep many friends, lest you end up deciding to kill more of them.
((I had assumed that we were roleplaying, Death. If you weren't, I apologize, and I'll add that you've no need to explain yourself; I occasionally read old comments, and am well aware of your efforts to establish a meaningful relationship before delving into it.))
(We're... I'm taking a break. He said that he would make time for me because he wouldn't reply to me on Skype. So he said that. I've been trying to talk to him for a whole now over Skype and nothing. And email. And still nothing.
So I'm taking a break from him.
If he won't make time for me, I won't make time for him.
And I hadn't told him, because he probably wont wen see it. So there...))
(:/
That is the only way to describe how I'm feeling right now, Alice. I'm going to do done homework before my partner rips out my throat.)
(Hey Snow)
(Fair enough)
Hey, Snow, do you like the statue?
(Anyone still here?)
(Ish...)
((In all honesty, Death, I respect your desire to forge a relationship that's genuine rather than forced or rushed, and what you've done to realize it. I would criticize Death the character only because I enjoy looking for potential insecurities in people. And I do apologize for upsetting you.))
Hey Alastair
Hello, love.
(Thanks Alice... And believe me. You found Death's biggest damn insecurity tot his date.)
(Hey Adra, by the way.)
(*comes back from reading last year's comments and rp's*
Wow! Everyone has changed!!!)
((Indeed.))
(Hey Alastair.)
*Hugs Alastair tightly*
(Hey Adra)
*hugs Adra tightly*
((Hello, Silente.))
(Ugh. Two friends unhappy with me. Great. Well, I'm sorry L that I can't do this work. I'm sorry I've been focusing on a more important subject than Humanities. My sincerest apologies. That, and L, I told you I'm fucking stressed over something. I'm not announcing it to you! Only two people know, and I'm sure as hell keeping it that way!!
And A, God. Can you not bloody wait until tomorrow?!)
(I'M BACK!!!! BACK FROM A JOIRNEY THROUGH TIME!!!)
(Hey Sil.
Yeah, expose that side of her Alice, and you'll definitely get one hell of a reach outta her...)
(We....hey Death. Hey Viv.)
(Viv, whatever you saw back there about me, ignore it.)
*Gently buries her head into him, and then curls up*
(I'm... Alright...)
(For Hunters sake: all left!)
(Why the hesitation Rose? You wanna talk about it or do you just want it to be left alone?)
(Nah. I'm good just stewing over the fact that I nearly died and the whole slutty feeling...)
(You nearly died?! Also you aren't a slut!)
Well... I ought to go.
*Goes*
(bye then Adra...)
(Of course I nearly died. I went down a black run downhill skiing on my first day. And Sil, it sure as hell feels like it...)
(Bye Adra...)
(BACK AGAIN!!! Sil, you used to sound all precocious!!!)
(ADRA WAS SO EPIC!!!)
(Anyone here?)
(Precocious? What the hell?
Death you aren't a slut. *hugs*)
(Seriously precocious? What comments have you been reading?!)
*Pushes away*
It feels like it, Sil. End of story.
Okay Death. Okay.
Thank you.
So other than the near death experiance how was skiing?
(The fainting couch one...😛)
(which post which page?)
(Can't find it again. There is too much blood leaving my body!!!)
(Why are you bleeding?)
(Nose bleed+hiccups)
(------->)
Skiing was painful, otherwise. I've got more bruises than I do years left.
(Ahhhh. Nose bleeds are weird. I don't understand why people get them. I mean, never in my life have I had a nose bleed...)
*walks into blogland, arm all healed up*
*looking knackered and worse for wear*
Shit. Viv! Are you actually okay?!
(I had four the other day)
(I'm fine, it stopped just now.)
((And that is only like a fifth of the blood))
(you get a lot of nose bleeds)
*blinks a couple times before leaning against a tree*
Hey Sil.
ROSE!!!
Huh?
*blinks*
Oh hey Viv.
Back
(in the same attire from yesterday)
*leans next to her*
Hey, how are you feeling today?
Hey Egz.
My arms better if that's what you mean.
No I mean are the headaches gone?
What's been going on?
*She stepped from the shadows, her face badly sunburnt except around her eyes, clearly showing the outlines of where her ski goggles had sat upon her face. She spun Loki around and crushed her lips against his. She kissed him passionately for a moment before she pulled away, grinning. She rested her head against his shoulder and let her lips trail along his neck. Her voice was low and seductive when she spoke*
Miss me, my love?
*She pulled away from him, smiling happily and glancing into the trees*
I ought to introduce you to my boyfriend... He is a massive fan of yours, Loki. I think you'd like him. But I think he's only with me because he wants to be with you...
*sighs*
Not really no.
Since last night? Not much.
*looks at Sil with concern*
Do you feel dizzy?
Ah.. Ok.
What was on with shape shifting kittens?
I was looking through the comments.
(I have no idea)
*kisses her back, and just holds her close as she pulls away* Your...boyfriend....?
Viv I am not being mind controlled by a robot.
*shape shifts into a turkish angora kitten*
Scratch my head.
I didn't say you were. I just asked if you were dizzy.
Yes. My boyfriend.
*She pushed herself out from his grasp and bolted into the trees*
I'm gonna get him!
(Who me?)
No.
*liar*
I'm fine.
Yes, I was..
Rose...I really prefer...*sighs as she runs off* This ought to be interesting.
Are you really?
Yes.
*sounded angry*
((I'm not saying you aren't epic anymore but you used to be the life of the party))
Yes, I know. That's why it's been particularly painful.
*recoils a little*
Then why are you getting angry about it? Can't I worry about you?
*She returned, hands behind her back, a wide grin on her face. She walked up to Loki and placed a small, ornately jewelled dagger*
Got ya, Loki! I tricked you! And this is for surviving without me!
First?
((No, Adra. She was, and still is, amazing!!!))
Take it, Loki. I don't want to ded. But you have to include something about being home.
Sorry. I'm just tired. That's all.
Damn your tricks! *holds the dagger, looking at it closely* Ah, I always love adding daggers to my collection, thank you.
Sure thing..
Ok
*rubs her hand*
You wanna sit down?
I dedicate this page to Rose, my love. I have missed her and I am glad she is home safely.
This is also going to my mother, who I am glad my nephew went to Valhalla and got her back.
(( I wish I'd been here then....))
*She giggled, reached up on her tip toes, and kissed him softly*
You love me, Loki. And I love tricking the untrickable. And not a problem. I had some people make it for me while I was gone. I thought you'd like it.
I said I'm tired, not that I'm about to keel over...
...but yes. Please.
Hear hear, Loki. I missed you too.
*lets go of her hand and builds a reclining seat beneath her*
*eases her into it and hands her a cup*
There.
*makes a bench and sits next to her*
(My plan is to cover blogland with benches)
...
I need to go
*kisses her back gently* You are quite lucky, I thought Zanida and I were done for yesterday. A giant robot came and it was pretty hard to kill, even with Thor helping us. Those two lovebirds are asleep though, Zanida is probably traumatized, but hey.
((Bye Adra!!! I have a ton of respect for you now!!!))
(Bye Adra... :/ )
A giant robot, hey? Sounds fun. I only felt with snow. Lots and lots of snow. And having that snow put down my shirt in a snowball fight. It was cold!
*She leaned against his chest, nuzzling her head against his neck*
*reclines back and winces at the dizzy spell that rushes through her head*
*looks at the cup*
What's this?
*smirks* The cold does not bother me, perhaps the only useful thing about my parentage.
Blood mixed with lemonade. The only two drinks I had with me.
*delt
Well, maybe I should put ice down your shirt and make you hike the rest of the day with it there.
*She pouted at him, sent a punch for his arm, then stalked off, towards the mountain*
*raises an eyebrow*
who's blood?
(Just had a mental image of Loki singing, " The cold never bothered me anyway!")
My blood
(XD)
Hey! *goes after her* I promised to take you to any realm, or did you forget that?
Viv....I'm fairly certain you NEED your blood....
((Apparently my author has a fantasy of me doing just that.))
Well it's too late now. Drink it.
((Make sure I'm there when you do!))
(Me too, Viv... XD )
*She glanced at Loki and held up one finger*
We can go after you get iced. You shall feel the pain I felt.
*She didn't speak until she reached the snow line. Se picked up a handful of snow, sprinted at Loki, then shoved it down his shirt, laughing*
*raises an eyebrow at his command*
*settles back and obeys, sipping so as to seem polite*
(Less of a command, more of an offer)
*watches her carefully*
*notes every little movement*
(You need a kitten name first)
(It sounded like a command)
*she's already tried drinking blood to fix it, not that shes going to say that*
*each time she had the same reaction*
*holds her stomach and prays she won't puke*
*his face remains the same* That bothers me not, as Thor has tried before.
*notices*
You ok?
Who needs the kitty name?
*smiles*
Fine..
*stops talking as her stomach turns over*
*She lost her laugh and looked at him, unamused*
You couldn't have, you know, faked it? Let me have my fun, Laufeyson!
*She shook her head and took his hand, finding it surprisingly warm compared to hers after handling snow*
Okay. I'm ready.
(You! Elemental_Geek, if you want to be a kitten you need a kitten name)
Call me Snowy!
(my cat's name and turkish angoras are white)
Would you tell me if you weren't ok?
(the cold never bothered me anyway)
*looks at him*
Of course I would...
*looks back to the drink*
*there's so much left*
*the thought of drinking it makes her head spin*
*picks up Snowy and scratches behind his ear*
*purrs*
Where would you like to go first? Muspelheim, Alfheim, Vanaheim, Asgard, Jotunheim, Nifleheim, Svaratlfheim, or Helheim?
*takes the drink from her*
*pours it out*
*hands Snowy over to Sil*
Hey! I was gonna drink that...
*looks at him*
(imagine derek made a skulduggery novella based on the RP in Blogland)
*looks down at Snowy*
Meow.
*strokes him, scratching behind his ears and then under his chin*
Maybe you were but you didn't want to. I saw how you were looking at it.
How was I looking at it?
*feels guilty now*
(That would take forever)
Uh...
*She frowned ad shook her head*
I... Uh... Whatever one you want to go to first! Somewhere nice. Somewhere warm!
*She lifted his arm and wrapped it around her shoulders so she could snuggle into his side*
I don't think I've told you this for the past few days, but I hate you.
*She kissed his arm*
I hate you so much.
Like it was Erica.
I know you do. *smirks* Vanaheim then, it is our sister realm, to Asgard. You shall find it warm enough. *uses the Tesseract to take them there*
*laughs and then gets a head rush*
woooow.
*blinks*
((If he wrote one, he'd have to try and figure out what to make it about, I mean we all have strange characters, heck I brought Loki over! GO LOKI :D -Zaf))
*She clutched onto his arm tightly when he used the Tesseract and his her face in his side*
Loki...
(yeah, bringing Loki was... )
Sil! What was that?! You just turned an even whiter pale and swayed.
*
(I don't even want to think how scary it would be if he did. I... I don't even want to know...)
What? Oh nothing.
(also my power would probably make derek turn me into some super psychopath villan)
Are you afraid? Come on, I wouldn't let go of you.
*looks her dead in the eye*
That wasn't nothing.
*clasps her hand*
I only want to help you. Just tell me.
((He'd probably have killed Zaf's children because he can. I'd love to see him write something with all our OC's though, well mine is a character already, but Zaffy is fun in Blogland, she's a little cray cray.-Zaf))
I'm fine. I just don't well that's all.
((I'd want to see his take on Vivanus))
(i notice the people here are couples apart from me)
(( I'm technically not in a couple since Sil broke up with me...))
(I doubt Sil would still be alive if he did...)
*She shook her head, too embarrassed to admit her fear*
I just didn't say goodbye... Ah, well, never mind... Too late now!
*She didn't take her face from his chest*
((Dragona, Elleni, Star, Inky, they aren't in couples)
(Well, I've been here for about two years. I deserve some love!
It's my Blogversary in a few days... A week, maybe...)
((No, I can see him keeping Sil alive until the last page))
*laughs* You are very late on that. No doubt Zanida knows I am here, our link does that. Did you know we can mentally communicate? Zan has my voice in her head 24/7!
And plus, even if I told you you'd get paranoid like Sophia and Hunter and try to lock me away for something thats probably just a cold! Even if vampires don't get colds..
Sil, I would never lock you away!
Even I don't think I could stand you all the time! I hate you but... I don't hate you that much. And yeah, I am slightly late...
*She looked up at him through squinted eyes, afraid of her new surroundings*
Sure you wouldn't.
*pulls her hand away*
Even LOKI is siding with them.
*Vanaheim appears to be mostly woods, and some cottage like houses or well huts* They are our sister race, you are safe with me.
But you're known for making people kneel... Are you sure I'm safe...?
*She slowly opened her eyes all the way and turned to look around. By the time she glanced back at Loki, her eyes were wide with awe and excitement*
Loki! It's...! Wow!
*She let go of him and darted into the trees, giggling and exploring*
(i think silente would be the main character , like valkyrie or something if she wasn't a vamp)
Hey, are you putting me in a group with Loki?
I promise. I'm not going to lock you up unless you ask me to.
(Why do you think that? She's not that interesting....she's just kinda annoying.)
(Maybe to you... We see her a bit differently)
(you are interesting and Valkyrie was annoying too)
*follows Rose, smirking* The Venir won't hurt us, they know I'm Asgardian.
No. I'm not putting you in a group with Loki.
*sighs*
Sophia wouldn't even let me hold Chi's kids. She tried to convince Chi not to let me hold them..
(yeah)
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