Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
4,578 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 4578 Newer› Newest»(okay.)
*She was deep in the forest when she saw a shadow*
Stop Rose. Stop walking. Look at your feet.
*She couldn't stop obeying the voice's words when they sang*
Who are you...?
I'm no one. A shadow from the surface of the water. A creature that has killed more than you would imagine. Luring women to their deaths.
*Her body froze as she tried to run backwards*
*The shadow ahead of her materialised into a man with long brown hair and purple eyes. He looked to be in his mid-twenties*
Come towards me, Rose.
*She obeyed him, despite everything in her screaming against it*
(Back)
Waiter: Indeed. One moment.
*walks off with the menus*
So.
*smiles at him, eyes sparkling*
You like the dress?
More of, I like what's in the dress but yes, it is nice.
*grins*
Cheeky.
Drinkpeople: *remove the napkins from each of their glasses, filling Vivs with Merlot and Sils with a white wine*
*walk off*
Sirens... Bloody hell! You'll be killed for this!
*She was inches away from him, close enough to smell the brine coming off his skin an the death coming off his clothes*
*The siren's hand lifted her chin and brushed strands away from her face. He grinned at her*
This will be fun. Untie your hair.
*She tried to pull away. She tried to get away. Her hands reached behind her head to loosen her messy bun*
I hope you die...
*tastes his wine*
So, any more of your past that I should know, Ashlea?
*blushes and takes a sip to hide it*
Nothing really. You don't have to call me Ashlea you know...
*smiles*
What would you prefer?
You could just call me Sil..
*smiles*
Ashlea is from a long time ago..
*The siren laughed at her and wrapped a lock of her hair aroun his finger. He sniffed at it*
Beautiful... Ansolutey beautiful... No magic, my dear...
*She was a second off glaring at him. She couldn't now. She cursed him and started to breathe through her mouth, the smell of decay too strong. She could taste it*
Now, Rose, let me have a look at you.
*She was cringing away from his hand on her face, tracing her cheekbones and lips. She didn't notice his other hand, the one that darted behind him to pull out something sharp. Well, she didn't notice until it was plunged into her rib cage*
Well you get to call me Vivvy...
*The siren laughed again and pushed her to the ground. She didn't fight it. She couldn't fight it. It was like being under Loki's command all over again*
You stupid little thing. No one shall save you. You're too far away for them to hear your screams.
*Tears started to flow down her cheeks. Her hand was at her wound, holding it. She coughed into her other hand, her eyes widening as blood came up*
I hate you... I wish... You'd die...
Am I supposed to call you Silly?
(Sil?)
(Well...I'll be checking back every now and then)
(sorry was dragged off to organise or something.)
Nope.
Hey what's your given name? If you know mine's Ashlea Maria Crimson I should get to know yours
Waiter: *returns and places the food in front of them*
Bob appetite
*walks off*
*The siren hunkered down beside her and gripped her face roughly. She cried out in pain*
Stop! Please!
Rose... I've been looking for you for a long time. I'm going to enjoy this a lot more than I should...
*She looked up at him, trying to pull from his grasp. He didn't let go. The pressure increased until her jaw was about to crack. She screamed as loudly as she could, making the siren grin wider*
Rose... Oh... You are not even trying to fight me, are you? Try. Try and fight.
*She pushed at his chest with all her force, but he didn't budge*
It doesn't work that way...
*smiles*
*picks up his knife and fork*
Plus I don't know it...
*puts a piece of steak in his mouth*
Sure it does!
*grins and does likewise, neatly cutting of a square of the lasagna and eating it*
*swallows*
An eye for and eye, a name for a name
(My brother found my notebook....look at my profile pic)
You don't know your name?
*eats another part of the lasagna*
*mmmmm. Lasagna*
*swallow*
I mean, just how?
(dry stone walls. *rolls eyes*
Hey you never told me what happened with your friend who found the letter...)
*cuts another bite of steak*
Cleaver indoctrination. The only way for me to find out would be to complete my service.
(Yeah, he says it wasn't him. He only came once. His SISTER watered the plants...)
I was told you would fight better... Perhaps if I get my colleague to kill your friend... Maybe then you'd fight...
*Her hands balled into fists and, completely forgetting about her wound, she punched him in the nose. It shattered. He grinned up at her and sent a blow across her cheek. Her head shot to the side, followed closely by the rest of her body. She lay there, whimpering*
(Oh. Hm. Not sure if that's better or worse..)
Ah. That's.. really stupid. No offense but still.
*eats some lasgana*
*swallow*
I never asked about your family actually. Care to fill me in?
*sips some wine*
Um...my father's dead. I hope you never meet my mother. You met my brother. My sister takes after my mother. You met Erica. My grandma is nice...when she remembers who I am.
*finishes half his steak and tries out the salad*
What's up with your mother?
Her name says it all...Austere Commandant.
*raises a questioning eyebrow*
*eats lasagna*
*waits until Sil isn't looking and spits out a leaf and puts it in a napkin in his pocket*
*tasted weird*
*poison?*
Yeah so...I guess that's all. I don't know the rest of my history.
Oh. Sounds fun.
*The siren started to drag the dagger across her face and she screamed again*
This is nothing compared to the pain I'll make you feel!
Stop!! Please!!
*She was coughing up blood but her tears washe the blood away. The cuts on her face burned, as did the wound in her chest*
You not resisting...? You just lay there!
*He cracked his hand across her face, making her cry out louder*
You idiot! You aren't stopping yourself from dying!
*He dropped the dagger and wrapped his hands around her neck and lifted her up from the ground. She clawed at his hands to no avail*
*smiles* I love you too, Rose.
I don't remember any of my old friends or anything.
At least you also don't remember any other bad times...
Oh I remember Cleaver training all right.
*takes a drink of wine*
How about you? Any living family?
(I love you more, Loki.)
*eats a bite of lasagna, taking a long time to chew it, thinking*
*swallows*
I have no family. Even if any did survive I was disowned and decrested long ago.
*takes a long sip of wine*
I know. *is glaring at the vampire*
(what did I do?! Plus we're on a date Loki. You are not there. You cannot see me.
But more important than that WHY am I being glared at?)
*laughs*
Same here.
My mother thought the shock would kill me. I barely blinked.
*She tried to kick at the siren but her sight was failing. She didn't know what was happening. Her head started to droop and her clawing slowed, then stopped all together. She hung there in his hands, her feet twitching*
(At least I'm not glaring at you, Sil!
*Cuddles Loki*)
(Save Rose, you ignorant popsicle....-Viv)
(Loki doesn't know where Rose is. The siren lured her away.)
*smiles*
*quietly* at least they're alive...
*finishes the last bite of lasagna*
*places her knife and fork neatly on the plate*
*sips her wine*
(Some god of magic you are! Then why are you in France?)
Well I am not going to search for you. I wouldhave no way to find you, Rose.
*has cleared both plates*
I do think that I had a childhood girlfriend though.
*takes out a pen and doodles on the napkin*
*realizes that it's a cloth napkin*
*gulps*
*both his plates
*Her sight fades all together. Her face had turned blue and her eyes rolled back into her head. The siren held her up for a few more moments before throwing her into a nearby tree*
*She doesn't move, her chest barely rising and falling with shallow breaths*
*rolls her eyes*
Im sure you did.
Waiter: *comes*
Ave jou decided on whether jou require a desert or non?
(Of course, Loki. I'm prepared for that.)
*sighs, grabbing Aro and forcing him to track Rose down, and makes it to the scene to see the siren hurt her* Stay away from her. *fires the sceptre at the siren*
*looks at Sil*
dessert?
I think my mother killed her dog or something. That's when we broke up
She killed a dog?! Awww! Sure.
The icecream sundee please.
Waiter: very well.
*walks off*
*smiles*
I love you Viv...
She disapproved of the girl
*takes her hand*
I love you too.
Are we sharing the sundae?
*The siren dodged the blast and pulled Rose after him*
Loki Laufeyson. An honour. And no, I don't believe I will.
*She tried to open her eyes when she heard Loki's voice*
Loki... He'll hurt you...
Yes. We are.
*smiles, holding his hand in hers*
*in her head a tiny image at the back flares up*
*blushes*
*that won't happen*
It will be my honour to kill you. *vanishes and appears behind the siren, sticking a dagger through its neck* Hand over Rose, or I start calling in my Asgardian family.
*notices her blushing*
What was that?
*smiles mischieviously*
Oh do tell Silente my dear.
*shakes her head*
Oh you know...hands...rings...food...films
*shrugs*
*smiles*
*The siren jumped to the side, but the dagger slit the skin on his neck, making him his*
Loki...? He'll hurt... You... Go...
I've been paid a mighty sum of money for this. I will not hand her over.
*A woman's voice appears behind Loki, luring him*
Loki... Please... Can you help me...? I need your help!
((How does one fall for a vampire, I would expect the fangs to pop out at every kiss.))
(shut up Loki. How does one fall for a deformed ice giant.)
I am the god of mischief, you cannot fool me. *again sends a dagger at the neck, too fast for a normal human to send*
And all that is making you turn red enough to fit your surname?
((I have a facade, I am able to live in Asgard. I am a god, you pathetic and worthless vampire.))
(Façade?)
(oh I'll happily reveal what she was thinking btw Viv.)
smiles*
Yeah. I..uh...blush easily.
(You are a stroppy child.)
(Email..?)
*hands her the napkin*
*It has sketches of ring designs on it*
*The siren falls to the ground, dropping Rose and cupping his hand to his neck. The other siren runs away*
What the Hell?! *Coughing* After... All...
*His head fell to the ground and his breathing stopped*
*She opened his eyes as best she could. She scrambled towards Loki and leaned her head against his leg*
((You know what I'll do? I'm going to hunt Vivanus down, and make him kill you slowly and painfully, and he'll be alive just long enough to know he hurt her. You will long for something sweet as pain. That is what I will do, you mewling quim.))
(Ha, funny Loks my man but I can't be controlled. At all)
*wraps an arm around her, looking at her* Rose, do I need to ask Astrid to heal you?
((Silence!))
I literally just watched the avengers, that whole speech gets me riled up and willing to hit things. Things such as you Loki.
(And if you even tried I would come after you and would not leave without your head.)
*smiles at the sketches*
You're a good drawer..
((Rose, my author is going to have to get up soon, I shall be pretty distant, my love.))
((Touch me and you die, Raven.))
*She shook her head, hiding her chest wound*
I'm fine... Just scratches... And choking...
(after all, your head would look rather nice on a pike)
(Alright, Loki. I understand.)
I will get help. Warning, vanishment. *vanishes with her and appears in his house in Blogland* Astrid?
Astrid: She looks hurt. Hello, Rose.
Maybe...unfortunately I have just realized that this is silk...
*grins sheepily*
Raven isn't allowed to touch you Loki, even if she wanted to, which she isn't. Instigating fights is not in her nature, I understand that for someone like you, this would be hard to comprehend. The whole anti-violence, let's make daisy chains philosophy to life. It seem as an awful waste of what limited powers I have. My point is, can you not make people want to slap you senseless, (just on the sidelines I laughed so hard when the Hulk picked up Loki and smashed him around the place), please? Also, don't threaten Raven's life, she is harmless killing her would be of no benefit to you.
*Her head spun and she clutched onto Loki's arms*
I-I'm fine... I'm honestly fine...
Ah well. It'll be fine.
Waiter: *comes back with the sundee*
Enjoy.
*walks off*
(Hi Raven)
*takes the spoons out of the sundae*
*makes new ones and plops them in*
Hello Viv, Vampy, Rose....Loki, anyone who is in the shadows lurking.
*steals some of the chocolate from Sil's side*
(Hey Raven!)
(viv email.)
*takes one of the spoons
How are ya Rose?
(I'm still sick. Pretty damn cold... But otherwise fine.
How are you Raven?)
(not Vampy.)
*rolls her eyes and noms some ice cream*
(Right back at ya...)
*eats the sundae*
I'm good Rose.
Why not Vampy, I like Vampy, Raven likes Vampy too, see her face, she's smiling, please?
*grins at him*
Greedy.
*leans back slightly*
(But Vampy makes her sound.....well not scary.)
*pushes the rest of the sundae to her*
Here, have some.
*finishes his wine*
Vampy is nice though, and Raven doesn't particularly love scary either.
(Call her Silly)
Loki does not follow reason, Raven.
I'm beginning to work that out Alastair.
(He can when he wants to, Alastair. He's a massive sweetheart, you all just don't get to see that side of him.)
(Do NOT call her Silly.)
*smiles*
Its fine. I'm not hungry. Dig in.
That he may be kind to the few that he cares about does not mean he is logical.
Well it's your choice, Silly or Vampy?
(I believe he is plenty logical. We have our own thing happening in email. He's defiantly logical. And adorable. And... Human, almost...)
(....Fine. Vampy. *glares*)
Yay! Point 1 to Raven!
Astrid: *places a hand on Rose, and her wounds heal* Now you are.
*smirks hugging Rose close* I'm not letting my Midgardian stay hurt.
(Meanie.)
Fine, 0.5 points to Raven, I'll only call you Vampy on special occasions. On other occasions I'll call you Silente.
(Sil works as well Raven.)
I'm sure you do. By all means, believe whatever you like.
I'll be distant, waiting for something interesting to happen. Or perhaps I'll be gone.
Thank you Astrid... I was fine, though...
*She turns her face into Loki's chest, shivering*
He could have hurt you too... He wanted to kill you in front of me...
Well I have to go now, bye everyone.
(In which case hi/bye Alastair.)
(Okay, Alice! ^.^
Bye, Raven! Sleep well!)
(Bye Raven!)
*finishes off the ice cream*
(I got to go Sil. Sorry. Meet me later at my forge)
Love you.
Hey.
Wbd. STILL drawing. Drawing takes long when you keep getting sidetracked. :P
(Hey Star! And I know! I still haven't started that Tanith one again...))
Love you too.
(bye)
*kisses her goodbye*
*kisses him back and hugs him*
@Death: :(
Sidetracking is all sidetracky . . .
(Bye)
(I know... That's like me and studying... Studying sucks. I think I'm just going to drop out...))
(bye..)
Yes, I know, but I am a god, you hardly need to worry that I'll die.
@Death: Don't. :( Maybe studying sucks, but the more you study, the easier it'll get, and you'll be glad of it later. :)
Most of my homework seems to get done when I'm procrastinating my other homework. XD
@Loki: You're died tons of times already. :P
*She leans up to kiss him softly*
It was like how it was when you used the sceptre against me... I couldn't not do what he wanted...
*She wraps her arms around him tightly, wishing she could just vanish*
I'm sorry... And thank you... Without you just then... I'd probably be-
*Her voice caught in her throat and she shook her head*
@Death: Yeah - that was scary to read. O_O
(Parabolas in maths. I don't get them at all. My class had their test today, I went home sick. And I don't have to think about it until next week sometime.
I just hate homework so much...))
(@Star I didn't know what I was doing with that. In what little I have slept, I've had dreams of sirens and Loki... So I decided that I might as well see what he would actually do!
Yeah, it gave me the chills in a few places...))
I know. I have you though, and we can be together. *they can hear Zanida's voice from her room, distressed* I ought to warn you, Zanida is quite upset still. She still hasn't got over the fact Alastair stole her name.
Alastair, if you're around as soon as I'm in the car I'll continue with you if you like.-Zanida
*She squeezes Loki tightly before she lets go of him and walks towards Zanida's room*
You. Stay. Me and your sister are going to has a girl talk.
*She points at him, then at the floor. Before she enters, she blows him a kiss and winks*
Zanida...? Are you okay...?
@Death: Well, it was cool to read. :)
I've never even heard of parabolas . . . we might call them something different or they might just not have come up yet, idk.
(Thanks Star!
What I'm doing is equivalent to year 12 further maths. It's hard stuff. Look them up.))
Loki still hasn't told me why he was glaring at me earlier.
I get the feeling he doesn't like me...
Nah!
(Loki... Why were you glaring at Sil earlier...?))
Zanida: Yeah...fine....totally fine.
@Death: . . .
I'm not sure I WANT to look them up. :P
Year twelve further maths. Sounds horribly nasty. D:
115.17857
-1.190478
:/
Poor Zan . . .
Then again, I have a Hunter-voice in my head which is shrugging and saying "Action-consequence", and I know listening to Hunter is rarely a wise idea, but sometimes, very occasionally, he does talk sense.
Hey Eve! :)
*She walks to Zanida and hugs her tightly*
I'm really sorry... I know it would suck, but you just got to get used to it. You can live without magic, it might take some time, but you can do it!
*very very occasionally
*very very very occasionally
(EVE!!! *Hands her purple banana* Hiya!)
(@Star: They suck, man. They really do suck.))
*once in a blue moon
I've just thought, though - Surely, becase most Asgardians don't have Frost Giant powers, Zan is still on par with them?
*shrugs, the shrug implying that maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, it was just a thought*
Hey eve!
*Cuddles and licks her gently* :)
Alastair, love, if you're here... *Cuddles too*
*Most likely is not here*
@Death: I can imagine. What I'm imagining is a headache. -_-
Hey Adra! :)
(Hey Adra!)
Zanida: I have very little fire, but I have my ice. I'm upset.
You'll be good, Zan. You'll learn to manipulate fire again. I'll help you! Both Loki and I will! I'll force him if I have to, but we will! We'll help you through, Zan. We'll help in whatever way we can!
Loki! Why were you glaring!
Zanida: Thank you. I really want to be able to use my magic again. I really do.
*She pulls Zanida's head onto her shoulder and strokes her hair*
You'll be al good in no time, Zanida. Shall we go to the volcano? Let's start now! There's no point in delaying!
Zanida: Fine, I just really want to learn again.
*She pulls her towards the door and glances at Loki, nodding for him to follow*
Up to the volcano we go!
And this is where I give up. Sil, you know you mean a lot to everyone.
And I've had this conversation with so many people... I give up.
Bye.
Zanida: *giggles going with Rose*
. . .
Crap.
Okay, so I have no idea what that was or what to do about it, but I should probably make it clear that I love you both, okay? :) Because that can never hurt. :)
*hugs*
I hope you both feel better soon. :/
My eyes keep unfocusing . . . -_- It's making drawing hard.
I suppose this is what it's like to be longsighted.
I should probably be enjoying the experience whilst I can. :)
*tries to think of another activity that doesn't inolve focus of eyes, because I think my eyes need a rest* *all my activities involve reading letters* Um . . . :P
I apologise for my earlier grumpiness and any harmful or irritating words said. My temper got away from me.
Death I didn't mean to drive you off. It was wrong. Sorry.
Adra I'm sorry that I ignore you. I admit it is intentional. Anytime I talked to you you would leave and so I figured if I leave you be you would stay online. Sorry for that. And sorry for anything else I might have done to upset or offend you.
Zaf sorry for snapping at you. As I said, for some reason my temper got away from me. My comment was unrequited. Sorry.
Star sorry for making you feel bad.
I'll be back when I stop feeling bad and guilty.
Hi Guys,
I've never commented on here before, but since every operative has been working together on this, I figured I might as well participate as well. Everyone seems to have a general consensus for all of the clues except the part about ET. I have to agree. Depending upon which word you use, it could be several different answers. After much internal debating, I've decided that my final answer is: 25. I'm not sure if anyone got this number, but that's what I'm going to stick with.
~Morgan
Okay, Morgan. Good for you. :)
*has no idea, personally . . . *
It's fine, Silente. :) Thank you for apologising. :)
Be The Glue Song
*hugs Silente tightly*
Hope you like the song...
Heya guys
Hey Flick.
I know about the final clue -_- I have no idea
How is everyone?
Im going on hols tomoz and probably wont be on here for a week
"China Sorrows has declined." XD
@Silente: I do. :) Thank you for writing it . . .
I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR FIVE DAYS.
I ONLY WENT TO PATTERDALE.
AND EVERYTHING KICKED OFF. D;
Hey Luciana
HELLOOOOOOO
I FOUND A SKUTTLEBUG ON THE TRIP GUYS
HE SAW ME READING AND HE ASKED ME IF I HAD EVER READ SKULDUGGERY AND I JUST LAUGHED AT HIM AND THEN WE FANGIRLED
Post a Comment