Wow.
Um, hi.
So... Silas is busy right now. He's just, like, got stuff to do. He told me to give you guys the next few questions. So, like, here I am, to...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I guess I'm kinda nervous. All you folks paying attention to what I've got to say. Heh. I've never been famous before. I've only killed, like, four people. My ultimate aim is to kill 85 people, because then my bodycount will be in the 80s, which is, like, my favourite year for movies.
Silas wanted me to give you these clues all relating to serial killer movies, but I don't like them. I know, technically, I am one, and obviously I'm one of Silas's followers, but... but those movies scare me. So I've changed it, a little, and now all these clues are from 80's movies. Yay! So, uh, I'll begin before Silas comes back and figures out what I'm doing.
First of all, I want you to figure out how many letters in the thing that Goonies never say. Then I want you to multiply that by the year Marty McFly travels back to.
Got that? Good.
Now divide that by the number of letters in the place E.T. assured Elliott he will be.
"Elliottttt..." man, that movie made me cry.
Anyway, once you've done that, subtract the number of candles that Molly Ringwald had to deal with. With me so far? Keep that total.
Now get the difference between the year that we watched Darth Vader tell Luke the truth about his lineage, and the year the Lost Boys slept all day and partied all night. Divide that difference into your total, which brings you to a new total.
Clear? Good.
Now you're gonna have to multiply something. First number is the amount of Ghostbusters there were before they started hiring. The second number... heh. The new Star Trek film has an actor playing Khan with a ridiculously long name. But how many letters in the name of the actor who ORIGINALLY played him? When you have it, multiply those two numbers, and subtract from your total.
Now I want you to find out how many Krptonian criminals turned up to face Christopher Reeve's Superman, how many rules you have to obey if you want to own a Mogwai, and how many times you must say Beetlejuice's name if you want him to appear. Then multiply all those together, and subtract from your total once more.
Oh this is FUN.
How many letters in the missing word: "Bueller? Bueller? ____?"
Subtract it from your total.
How much time has passed for Indiana Jones between Temple of Doom and the Last Crusade? Add this number to what Daryl Hannah was in Splash, and subtract from your total.
And what you get, is the next number.
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It has a ring to it. XD
The time, it has come
To destroy...
Your supremacy!
Just gonna spout random song lyrics now... :)
Bye Dugglyn!
Be back later...
And bye, Dugglyn!
And bye, Amy!
I'm back! :D
And now I have to sleep. Good night!
For the record, I think the new generation (dat's YOU LOT) are perfect.
There's a number of reasons why I've been here without commenting. One of them is roleplay, but that's not a thing specific to you guys. The chatting generation was really my gen, tbh. With roleplay no one's saying anything so I don't have anything to say so I end up saying nothing. Don't feel bad about roleplaying, though. I love reqding roleplays. And it's not your roleplays in particular. :)
Another thing is I don't know you as well, which can easily be solved by getting to know you so there's no excuse there.
And the final thing is that I have other places to spam the random thoughts in my head, so I have less of a need for this place. :(
But seriously. I have no issues with you people (well, no major ones. There are always issues. I have issues with pretty much everyone. But if I had major issues you'd've heard about them, don't worry), and yes I've been fading, but I started fading when Adra's gen arrived and now I kind of am their gen. :P I've been here a long time. You can't get rid of me that easily. XD
OMG I love born 2 rule from horrible histories XD
Matt: "and I was the bad one" *wink*
fangirl screams
SORRY I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WAS HERE D:
No, we don't. But I just find nothing to say. I had/ve this issue with the older generation too and I mamage(d), though, do . . . :P
whi is everyone this fine morning?
*how
@Inky: Fine, thanks. :) You?
Tired but good :)
I better go now. I have to get ready cos I have to volunteer ata dog rescue place
Hullo.
@Inky: Okay. :/ Have fun!
Hey Raven! :) Distant, sorry.
@Inky: Yeah. :/
Friends! Hello. (Please ignore the friends part if you feel as though I am not your friend and feel free to replace it with acquaintance/enemy/stranger.)
How are we all?
Well master, I'm good, not that my feelings would matter to such a superior being.
Damn Viv isn't on. I woke up early and everything..
Grr.
Hey guys.
*bows head*
Thank you master.
Hey Elleni, Silente. :)
I'm good, thanks. Anyone else?
Hey Bub.
Adra is amazing, but yeah, there are people older than her. I only came... Around January of, I think, 2012, or something like that... For a huge part of 2014 the writing I did with people on this blog was just madly consuming- we had this fanfic collaboration, and in the heat of it I'd usually write three chapters a day, whilst doing school and homework. Adra became a regular again around that story's slowing down point, I think, though she came to the blog before I did. Wait, no- I think the month was February, not January? I don't know why I'm saying all of this. I think the metaphors that have already drawn out were well done, and the feelings were explained, and I don't think I can keep going much longer without repeating someone else. I don't know that I have anything more to add. I've never known how to play checkers. It's ok, though- here might not be the haven it used to be to me, but I still think you all are lovely people, and although I'm rarely here anymore, that doesn't mean I've left, or that I'm going to leave. I have yet to claim that I'm leaving forever, and I plan to keep it that way- I once declaratively commented that I wouldn't permanently leave for anything, and I want to stay true to that. I also have plenty of reason to stay true to it. Again, not sure why I'm writing this. I just... Understand both sides, I guess.
#ChaseForBook9
Hello Silente.
*Curls into a ball to keep herself warm*
I'm so cold...
Hey Raven.
*rushes to Rose with blankets*
Would you like a warm beverage also?
(Please put jumpers on or something)
*Cuddles Aretha*
I don't ever think I told you how much I owe you my life. I love you.
*She snuggles into her blankets and laughs*
I guess I've been around Loki too much...
*She declines the offer*
I'm good, but thank you.
(Three layers are on, plus my balaclava, under a doona.)
Fun fact- I checked Derek's blog long before I ever commented, and I started reading the very end comments- I was going to leave one- but the post already had 5000 comments, and when I skipped to the end to see what people were saying, everyone was neck deep in roleplay. I quickly became horribly confused, and after trying for a few minutes, just closed the tab. I didn't look at Derek's blog again for months, or maybe it was a year or something. And I think I'm one of the few who started off with my taken name- I know so many people who found their first comment and discovered their name was something like "ilove(insert character/object/etc. related to the books)". XD
Sorry- Ellenj just reminded me of that. So, you know. Story. :)
#ChaseForBook9
Oh well I hope you get warm, think warm thoughts, warm yourself from the inside.
I hadn't thought of my taken name when I first commented. I wanted something else, but Death Rose stuck with me. I've tried to change it, but Rose is me.
ILOVEBILLYRAYSANGUINE FTW!!!))
Has Sil properly met Raven yet?
Also WHY IS THERE A KITTY DISEASE GOING AROUND?!
:(
It's summer here . . .
I'm just trying to remember summer. And sunburn. And heat. And not rain... But I'm watching Bambi and it's winter in tr movie and it ain't helping...
Ummmmm no not really Silente. At least I don't think so.
@Silente: I DON'T KNOWWWW D:
@Star well, 'summer' maybe. But we've had our few weeks of Sumner weather. Let's be honest.
@Death: No offense, but . . .
I'm glad it's not winter here. :)
BAMBI'S MOTHER!!
*Starts to sob*
I LOVE YOU!!
@Silente: Yeah. I hate being cold, though. And I'm not cold, currently. So I'm happy. :)
(Okay then Raven. They should do.)
*weaves through the trees from her midnight...er....happy happy fun fun time..into blogland*
I love winter, it's nice, rain reminds me England.
Wait......gosh I'm stupid, but um....was that an invitation to meet Silente.
I don't like cold.
Nope. :)
(you aren't stupid. But yes it was.)
(Well....not feeling stupid at all, nope.)
*skips happily into an open field and sits down, begging to make daisy chains*
*beginning
*stops before the tree line to check its safe, sheathing her knives, before stepping out with a smile on her face*
*looks up to see a figure emerging from the trees, finishes the daisy chain*
*stands to go see who it is*
*shouts happily*
Hello?
*wonders why the woman making daisy chains is shouting*
*realises its a new person and smiles*
*in a smooth voice*
Hello.
*stalks forwards gracefully*
(hey Draggie. How are you?)
Wbd, sorry. Drawing.
*sprints forward, crashing into the girl with open arms*
Here, have this.
*loops daisy chain over head to make a tiara*
Who are you?
(Sorry Silente, I have to go, dinner.
Hey Dragona.
Bye guys.)
Ouf!
*just barely keeps her balance*
*isn't really sure how to react*
*she didn't plan this part in her act*
*erm...*
Did you just put daisies on my head? I may LOOK twelve but I am NOT a child.
Fine. I'll begrudgingly accept the dedication rights..
I dedicate this page to the unexpected. Whether it is an icy blast supposed to hit sometime you're atop a mountain, skiing for your very first time. Or even if it's something that may be announced within the next few days... *Grins* The unexpected rocks.
I also dedicate this page to Bambi's mother. She liked older deers and no one seemed to have a problem with it. But in today's society, everyone finds it strange if you're going out with someone double, even triple your age.
GO BAMBI'S MOTHER!! SHOW SOCEITY WHO'S BOSS!!
And of course, to Loki, my Asgardian prince.
<3
(okay Raven. See ya.)
(You know that adults and teenagers and children are different in how their minds work and the hormones they have and things?
Does Silente have the development of an adult or is she still stuck with the mind and reactions of a twelve year old or are the rules different for vampires?
@Death: YAAAAAAAY!
(I'm fine, thanks. You?)
@Star ah okay.
So she has a twelve year olds body.
But she reacts to situations like a 133 year old.
However her brain stability and attention span is that of a twelve year olds.
Or at least that's what I've deduced...
(Im fine thanksies!)
Love you too, Death. *probably gone now*
(Reapers poke Humber Bridge with their magnetohydrodynamic weapons* :P)
Love you more, Ari.
(So. I'm laying on the couch in my balaclava and blankets and pillow and my sister's friend comes in with my sister.
"I'm feeling absolutely classy!")
@Ari and Death: love you both. :)
@Dragona: Yup. :P
@Silente: Ohhhhhhhhkay. :) *nods* So I would log that in my head as with the body/brain of a twelve-year old but with the experience of a 133-year-old, which obviously means she acts like an adult in a lot of ways . . .
. . .
Can vampires have kids?
It's okay if you can't answer. I'm just getting intensely curious at the moment. :P
(IOPghj asdghjuiorty!!! NM??åswēr hjkyuirty wernm??asuiokl?wersdf nm?!!!))
Ily Star!
Anyone wanna RP?))
Silente? Are you still here?
No. Or at least, she can't. She was changed too young.
With babies I've figured, if a female vampire could delay the change for 9 months or however long they may be pregnant for they could have kids, if the hemlock in the serum didn't kill it.
But Silente was changed before she was physically capable of having children. So she can't have kids. She wants them, but she can't have them :(
Still here Raven.
You can always adopt, Sil!))
So then shall we continue Silente?
@Silente: Ohhhhhhkay. :) :) *nods*
And - awh . . . :( :(
That's sad. :/
(Food time!))
(I thought that, but then she might end up with a child who doesn't have magic and wouldn't understand it. Then the child would start looking older than her.
Plus adoption services aren't really that kind when it comes to Vampires. Never mind ones with a past..)
(yes raven we may )
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? XD
(that's my way of saying hi)
Battery low, msd...
@Silente: Plus it would look weird, with yor mum being twelve . . . :/
And - yeah. I would imagine not. :/
@Fay: No. O_O
(I have to go now. Bye!)
You're not a child?
*frowns*
I'm a child.
*grabs the daisy chain back and places it on her own head*
What's your name?
(Yeah. Sil...its a sensitive topic for her.)
@Star: Tobuscus's viral song is definitely educational, then. XD
I'm not even sure if they do, actually... O_O
The song says they do.
You know our mouths?
You know we all have an overbite? Like, our top teeth come down over our bottom teeth.
Did you know that that's because we cut up our food? If we just ate our food with our hands without utensils, we wouldn't have an overbite - our incisors would be pulled forward, and our bottom and top teeth would be in line.
They can look back at old skulls and see in civilisations who ate their food with utensils and who didn't. At some points the rich people had overbites and the poor didn't. :)
I find this FASCINATING.
(Well Fay. They do say you learn a new thing everyday.)
Er...Silente Tempest. You?
*takes a step away*
@Fay: I'll google it. :)
WOAH THEY DO COME FROM FRUIT. O_O
Fours, Dragona! :(
@Silente: I would imagine so. :(
I'm Raven.
*smiles*
It's nice to meet you Silente Tempest.
*holds out hand to shake*
How old are you then?
((So you're saying if I ate food with my hands I wouldn't have to wear braces?
Well then. :P
And Raven, I learned TWO new things today! :D))
*shakes the hand*
Actual age or appearance?
((Fare thee well, Sir Pine!))
*steps back and frowns*
Aren't they both the same thing? I haven't met someone with two ages before.
*pokes face*
Are you a time traveller?
*smiles, showing her pointed teeth*
Try vampire. Experience age 133. Turned at 12. Some would call me a twelve year old. Some wouldn't.
*falls to the floor covering face*
Please don't bite me.
*scrambles further away, hyperventilating*
@Fay: Maybe. XD
Raven's reaction. XD
(Raven's pretty much scared of her own shadow, a vampire is clearly not going to be pretty.)
*sighs*
WHY does everyone think I'm going to bite them? Get up! I'm not a monster! I can control myself. If I couldn't then that daisy chain wouldn't have been placed on my head and I wouldn't still be on earth.
*stares down at her*
Up.
((I've got to go... :(
There's a lack of plugpoints nearby. And if I charge my iPod with the one in my room, the wifi is awful.
*poofs*))
(bye Fay)
*gets up*
I'm sorry, it's just.........I've never met a vampire before.
*shifts from foot to foot*
Are you mad?
@Fay: :( Fours!
(Bye bye Fay.)
No. It's fine. Vampires have a bad rep. And for good reason.
*smiles*
Just...maybe don't do that again. Even if I am after your blood. That wouldn't help.
I don't like food anymore... Food makes me sick. If I don't eat food, I get sick.
If I even think about food, it makes me sick.
(don't think about food)
What?
*covers face again*
Why would you want my blood? I'm a good person, I've only ever seriously injured one person, please don't hurt me.
*makes big eyes*
@Death: :/
Be that as it may, food isstill essential for survival.
*rolls her eyes*
Nevermind. Just stop acting like I'm about to rip your throat out?
(GOOD MORNING, DAY, AND NIGHT EVERYONE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0HUu2n-4tA
Definitely my Blogland song . . .
Hey Viv. :)
But I can't. Because my stomach rumbles and it always hurts...
*frowns again*
Okay.
*smiles*
So can I call you Vampy?
(VIVVY! WANNA FINISH THAT DATE?)
Raven! There's no need to be afraid of her. She's quite harmless.
(Silente, you should go hang out with Viv, I have to go and do some things anyway.
Bye all.)
No. You most certainly do not call me Vampy. You can abbreviate my name, you can call me storm, you can call me little vampire or vampire if you must. But not Vampy.
my parents don't know what it's like to be the second child. they were both the first born. they don't know how it feels to always be compared to your sibling, to always have their legacy hanging over you where ever you go. they don't know what it's like to feel like you're second best. and they'll never know.
same with all my friends. they're all the first born. no one understands. and it hurts so damn much
(I don't have too long....Maybe...)
(Bye Raven!
@Vivvy OBJECTION!)
*takes Sil's hand*
Hey, Vampy.
(Nooo! You can't leave me! Why don't you have long?)
*glares*
Don't call me Vampy. Ever.
*smiles*
*hugs him tightly*
(I'm only on my iPod for breakfast. After that I need to clean my room)
(grr bad room. Eat slowly. Tidy quickly.)
@Snow: :( I'm sorry.
I'm first born too, so I can't really understand, but I can sympathise . . .
Fine, Little Vampire. Oh wait, what about My Littlest Vampire?
*says it all with a straight face*
And that's a great display name. :)
MY LITTLE VAMPONY!
(I was third born of four.)
(Hey Viv!
I'm really sorry, I'm Out of Words. I'm the second last born child. The fourth child. I've got fe legacy of three before me to try and outshine...
Oh god they get worse. You could just call me Sil?
*smiles*
(I have two to out shine and one who can do no wrong and is quickly catching up to me.)
Her highness, queen Silente, ruler of Blogland, representative of the strange islands, dignitary of the highest esteem etc etc etc!
..
Yeah that works aswell.
*laughs*
*cuddles Viv*
Love you..
(I'm first! Yay me!)
*picks Sil up and swings her around*
Let's go on a date.
*grins*
Let's.
(I don't have anyone to outshine. I think it sucks to be my sister, because I'm really socially out of touch. Like, in year six everyone in my class had phones, and I didn't want one, but I got one at the beginning of year seven anyway. My sister, on the other hand, had everyone in her class having phones in year five and six and was DESPERATE for a phone because she was getting left out of the loop. And my parents were like "Well, Holly didn't have one" and I'm just like D: because if I'd pestered and insisted I could probably have got one in year six . . .
So yeah. Sucks to be her. :/)
1st sibling: Musician. Wrote a few songs. Drinker.
2nd sibling: Uni drop out. Stuck at home.
3rd sibling: Absolutley amazing. Smart. Beautiful. Finishing school.
Me: Dissapointment. Sickly. Dreamer.
5th sibling: Gamer. Spoilt. Annoying.
((Just watched Mary Poppins and Saving Mr. Banks so I really wanted to say Let's go fly a kite!)
Lead the way good Sir and tred forth towards our date!
*lifts Sil up for a kiss*
*takes off in a run*
(sister: artist. Scholar ship at uni. Slim. Beautiful. Occasionally disappointing to parents
Older brother: respectful. Slim. Looks like grandad did. Active. Occasional dick.
Me: not slim. Doesn't care much for appearance. Annoyance. Decent student. Lazy.
Lil bro: Gamer. Active. Can do no wrong. Smart.)
*kisses him happily and wraps her arms and legs around her to hold on*
*keeps running*
Don't you have to do a portal thingie?
Hmm? Oh sorry for distracted.
*taps the sigil on her nose opening up the portal*
Left when you reach the end of the alley.
*snuggles into his chest*
*runs forward and then turns left*
*leaves his armor outside the portal first*
@Silente: But you're awesome. :/
The restaurant should be on your right soon.
*taps her fingertips together, twisting her hands and throwing the energy up a tint bit so Viv runs into it*
*a suit and tie appears over him, a silver dress on her*
(@Star try telling them that. AND WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE IN MY FAMILY WHO ISN'T A TWIG?!)
What? You don't think I'm well dressed enou-
*looks at her in the dress and stops complaining*
(I think you guys are just putting yourselves down)
@Silente: You know, it wasn't that long ago that being fat was attractive and being thin was unattractive . . . society is stupid. You can be whatever weight you want so long as it's not damaging to your health.
And - I can't put wordless concepts into words. -_-
I think most everyone puts themselves down, Viv . . .
Hush. I'm working on an outfit here.
*her hands are moving slightly as a small slit appears up the leg on the dress and a small choker of black ribbon around her neck*
*a shimmering silver edges gem flower appears in her hair*
*smiles*
Silente, it's the exact opposite in my house. I'm the twig. It sucks, man.
(But seriously. Mum is slim. Adam is slim. Little brother is slim. Big brother is slim. Sister is slim. EVERYONE BUT ME IS SLIM!)
(Ok guys, tell me what your friends say about you.)
what should i do for a video...?
(I don't know what my friends say about me. I know one friend is now kinda wary around me cause I broke down and told her my ENTIRE past..something I haven't told anyone before...)
(Be The Glue snow! Be The Glue!)
(Why would that be bad Sil? You aren't like a criminal are you?)
Sil, you can't appease everyone. Life sucks that way.
yeah, but i mean... should i talk or...???? like, do you guys want another singing video...???? or did i sound like a strangled cat????? something else????
(No nothing like that. It's just my family. I have a rather...full, past family wise. And..well its a long story i'd rather not talk about)
Viv! Restaurant. Dead ahead!
"Rejected for not being perfect"
The headline on today's news just then.
That is life.
(Talk and Sing!)
WHAT DO I SING THEN
(IDK! SING ONE OF THE BTG PARODIES!)
hmmm
might write a new one for it
*slows to a walk and enters the restuarant*
Viv...put me down?
*smiles up at him*
*changes his tie to a bow tie*
*puts her lightly down*
*takes his hand and leads him to the desk, smiling politely*
Hi. I'm on the list? Ashlea Crimson?
Sm: *looks at his list*
Indeed madam. Table for two I presume?
Yes please.
Sm: Follow me.
*turns and walks off*
Ashlea Crimson?
*follows Sil*
What? You don't like my given name?
*follows the man, tugging Viv along*
Ashlea I can understand but your last name was really Crimson?....
Ironic isn't it? Fits perfectly. The Crimson Vampire Hunters. Spilling the red of the beasts.
*rolls her eyes*
Sm: *stands by a table*
Your waiter will be along soon to take your orders.
*smiles thank you*
Sm: *leaves*
Very interesting.
*frowns at the menu*
Where is the steak?
*sits*
*looks at her menu*
On the back. Above drinks. I don't advise you ask for it rare. They will freak.
*grins*
Hmm.. oh lasagna!
May I ask which country we are in?
*looks at the drinks*
So no alcohol for you?
This dedication ain't going to be all too fancy, because my finger hurts and I'm feeling sick because I just ate stuff.
I dedicate to perfection. Because perfection doesn't exist. It's an ideal, that's all.
I also dedicate to Loki.
Coz.
He's Loki. He's my Loki. And I'm going to cuddle him. And coz I love him. And it feels like he's cuddling me irl because I'm freezing and I can't get warm.
So yah...
France. So yes alcohol for me.
*grins*
Plus this establishment are more...understanding, of my situation.
I'm thinking Lasagna with a nice white wine...
You?
Ah, my French isn't too good.
I'm thinking steak with a glass of Primitivo. Or Merlot. I guess we are in France so Merlot it will be.
It's okay. The waiters here speak decent English. If you can deal with the accent you'll be fine.
Waiter: Ello. I will be jour waiter for tooday. What wood madam and monsuer be ordering?
Lasagna please sir with a white wine of your recommendation please.
Waiter: *nods and looks at Viv*
And jou?
*thinks*
Your best steak, a light salad, and a glass of Merlot.
Waiter: *nods*
How well done would you like your stake sir? Medium rare, medium, or well done? Or any other specification?
I really want to say rare...please?
*She was about to enter her base when someone cleared their throat behind her. She turned, her eyes scanning the shadows*
Voice: Rose. Come.
*She crossed her arms over her chest and laughed*
Who are you?
Voice: Come towards my voice, Rose. Come towards me...
*The voice was singing. She felt herself drawn to it, her legs pulling her towards him*
Yes...?
Viv...do you even like stake rare?
Sometimes...
Medium please.
Waiter: Tres bien. I shall be back in a moment with jour drinks. Would ze couple be wanting any a desserts?
*looks at Viv one brow raised*
(Got to go, be right back)
Um....can we decide later?
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