Friday, July 4, 2014

TDOTL: Shadow Edition

Dun dun dunnn!!!



Behold the alternate cover. Gasp. Swoon. Wet yourself. Is it not brilliant? Is it not OMINOUS?

For more information, check out this guest blog I wrote for Waterstones here:
http://www.waterstones.com/blog/2014/07/skulduggery-pleasant-the-dying-of-the-light/#more-55456




(In other news, the Minions who have signed up for the Theatre of Shadows will be receiving an email on Saturday afternoon, around about 4 PM, detailing what the whole thing is about.

Here's a hint: it's AWESOME.

You can sign up at any time here theatreofshadows.ie)

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John said...

*His slight smirk drops immediately*

Far from too old to beat some respect into a kid...

*He puts his hoodie back on, the darkness once again surrounding him*
*He sits cross-legged on the ground, his back to her*

You have ten seconds.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins*
Missed the sounds of my screams have you? You could always ask James for the CD. In fairly certain he has one.

James: *steps out from his hiding place*
That I do. Not as good as the real thing though.
*shadows pin Silente to a tree, stabbing through her shoulders*

*cries out*
Damn!

John said...

*doesn't look up from his counting*

5...
4...
3...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

James: *the shadows twist, growing barbs* *smiles maliciously, ignoring Blake's counting*

*cries and almost screams at the pain*
*sends a kick flying for James*

James: *laughs easily avoiding the kick and sending shadows to grab her leg* *the wrench hard on it, snapping the bones in it*

*screams*

John said...

2...
1...
*He seems to disappear for a moment, only to re-materialize in a flash behind James*
*He sends a spinning kick backed up by darkness hurtling at James's neck*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

James: *teleports before the kick can land* *taps Blake on the shoulder* *laughs and sends shadows flying for Silente's hands*

*cries out, unable to move from their path*
James stop dragging this on! We made a deal!

John said...

*Dozens of tendrils of darkness whip out of Blake's arms, stabbing at James from all sides*

Please don't mess with my entertainment... I'll be forced to play with you too.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

James: *hisses, teleporting away from the shadows* Very well Darling. Bon Voyage!
*sends shadows flying for her heart, neck, eyes and brain* *laughs*

John said...

*He rises out of a shadow in front of Silente, a wall of darkness rising with him to block James's attack*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

James: *growls, glaring at the wall* *teleports behind Blake and grabs one of Silente's own daggers* *presses it hard against her neck, pushing it slowly through*

John said...

Didn't you say you were leaving...

*A spike of darkness shoots out of his back straight for James's head*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

James: *ducks quickly under the shadow grinning as it stabs into Silente's head instead* Yes. Yes I did. *teleports away, satisfies that Silente is once again dead*

*slumps against Blake*

John said...

Oh for the love of...

*The spike dissipates, leaving a hole roughly the size of a quarter in her head*
*He picks up her body and drops into their shadow, rising back into the real world in Blake and Chione's living room. He lays her on the couch and slits his wrist, holding it over her mouth*

After you wake up you're cleaning the bloodstains...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(There's a hole in her head genius. Blood can't fix death. Wounds, yes. Death? No.)

John said...

((Oh come on you've only been dead for a few seconds. Major body functions haven't had time to stop working and you're a freaking vampire, what happened to the uber healing whether blood was involved or not?))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(She stopped with the healing shit when she turned suicidal. She's...not been very well recently. But i'll see what I can do.)

*the blood slowly fills her mouth*
*after too long a time, groans and begins swallowing the blood*
*eyes snap open and focus on his arm*

John said...

Try not to make me a withered husk huh?

*offers his wrist to her*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*shakes head and applies pressure to his wrist to stem the bleeding*
*the hole in her head is just a little bloodied gash*
Don't.
*her eyes are sad*

John said...

Something wrong? Don't tell me a vampire lost her appetite for blood.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*shakes her head and sits up*
Nah. Nothing like that. But...yeah.
*looks away at a table*
Just don't.

Snow said...

Herro nutbags

John said...

Whatever you say...

*sits down next to her*

So, James is a dick.

*picks up the remote and starts flipping through channels*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(SNOW! NAME! DYING! BAD!)
(Hey.)

John said...

Herro supreme nutbag, how may I be of assistance? On second thought I'm busy caring for my friend who recently died.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yeah. He's not that bad.
*sighs and stares at her hands*

Snow said...

XD fine. I'll change my name if its a matter of life or death.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Thank you! I swear, ever. Single. Time. I read it my brains just like NEVER! and it doesn't realise BREATHING IS IMPORTANT!)

Snow said...

How about this?

John said...

"Not that bad"? He literally just killed you. Well technically I killed you but I was aiming for him the little douche just ducked.

*stops on a program about a stunning new discovery into the hypothetical world of magic*

Ah irony...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(See that's good. My brain now rebels to the 'continue breathing out' part and keeps breathing. :) )

Snow said...

XD Tempest, your brain is odd.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*stares at the TV*
*shakes her head*
He's not that bad. He has a point...

Luciana said...

In case you're not told today:
-You matter to me
-I love you.
-Thank you for being you
-You're beautiful - inside and out
-It's okay to be not okay
-I'm proud of you
<3

Luciana said...

In case you're not told today:
-You matter to me
-I love you.
-Thank you for being you
-You're beautiful - inside and out
-It's okay to be not okay
-I'm proud of you
<3

John said...

What point may that be? The one that pierced your hand? Or maybe your leg?

Luciana said...

In case you're not told today:
-You matter to me
-I love you.
-Thank you for being you
-You're beautiful - inside and out
-It's okay to be not okay
-I'm proud of you
<3

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(It really is. I think its due to my life long debate with a friend over breathing being essential. My brain decided breathing wasn't necessary, it was just a bad habit that we rely on, like smoking or drinking. My brains special like that.)

Luciana said...

Oops, sorry for the triple comment, haha. :P

Night guys I love you. <3

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Not the physical points Blake.
*lays back against the back of the couch and sighs, closing her eyes*
You won't understand. No one else did.

John said...

((That's... interestingly impossible. Breathing is a subconscious task, your brain should be making you do it whether you've had a lifelong debate on the necessity of it or not...))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Night Lucifer. Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.)

John said...

Having a god trapped in my I tend to understand things the usual Joe doesn't, try me.

*leans back and keeps going into his shadow, he pops back out the same spot a moment later with a pre-made bag of popcorn*

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(yeah well my brain isn't normal. It likes arguing against things and trying to prove its point. It also likes to do the opposite of instructions it decides are pointless. I have a VERRRRRY special brain.)

John said...

((Trapped in me*))

Snow said...

I remember a conversation one time sith my fdiends about a similar thing: What if breathing is actually bad for us and we are meant to lice longer than we do? But because we breath the air, which is actually poisonous, we die "young"

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*shakes her head*
I just...
*sighs*
It doesn't matter. You'll just be like the others. And I don't need more people watching my every move to make sure I don't run away or end it. I have enough with the people already watching me.

John said...

((Go ahead and try not breathing for a while Snow, see how much longer you live.))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I have also used that argument snow. It's weird isn't it. Old age is really oxygen poisoning.)

John said...

If you say so.

*Takes a handful of popcorn then offers the bag to her*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at the bag*
*looms at his face*
*rolls her eyes and gets up*

John said...

((Also I used to be Sith. Grey now, It's much more laid back))

Snow said...

I know its a stupid thought, Blake, but its a fun idea.

I'm always coming up with odd theories that can't possibly be true. I do it for the laughs, for the way my brain works after it.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**looks

John said...

Yeesh, I know solid food has no real use for you but you still have taste buds right?

*takes another handful of popcorn*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yes I have tastebuds.

*walks away from him, towards the front door*

John said...

If I nobody hears from you in a few hours I'm gonna come looking... and that's real easy to do in the shadow world.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay. Good luck with that.

*walks out and into the woods quickly, closing the door behind her*

John said...

If you'll excuse me Snow I've got some things to do. Try not to burn the house down while I'm gone...

*He sinks into his shadow*
*A moment later his hand pops up and grabs the bag of popcorn before disappearing again*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*weaves through the woods to the large Hawthorne tree*
*steps through the portal in its trunk*
*doesn't stop to admire the grave yard, instead hurries into the maloseum*
*closes the door once she's inside and curls up, back resting on the door*

Snow said...

Good god. Does anyone know where I left snow?!

I've been trying to work out a way to bring her and lea back into the rp.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(No idea snow. You've never rped with me on so I've no idea where you last had her....)

*sighs and let's the silent tears flow*
*removes the ever present bandages from her wrist, ripping free the scabs that lay beneath*
*curls up tightly*

John said...

*He stalks out of the darkness hanging over the volcano, headed once again to the small cavern hidden from all but him. He stumbles at the door, clutching his chest*

Erebus: You've waited a bit too long this hmm? It would be a shame if that little temporary seal of yours were to break like the last one.

Shut up... it's been holding you this long hasn't it, "Dark God"?

Erebus: Hmph. Your body will be mine someday, that was decided when I first possessed you.

Yeah yeah, shut up and let me work in peace.

*He stands in the center of the magic circle, the ever-burning black candles casting an ominous glow as he chants ancient words. His body visible relaxes as the temporary seal strengthens*

I regret ever breaking the real first seal...

Erebus: Oh but wasn't it fun? Now all your little friends know what I'm like at 1/16th of my full power!

Didn't I say shut it? I don't need you to remind me...

*He steps out of the mirage boulder and drops into the shadow world*

Snow said...

Oh! I remember. Just after her and lea fought and than got back together.

I'm thinking of killing lea. Idk why. I'm just sick of him.

That sounds very evil....

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...
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John said...

((Aw, bye Silente!))

Snow said...

Toodles Tempest.

Wbd. Breakfast.

John said...

((ahdsakndj,kasudyigyuadhjkajdgu everybody just leave me to RP with the apparently unnecessary air why don't you?))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Ignore that, I get a bit longer.)

*watches blood leak lazily from her wrists to the ground*
*curls up, surrounded ny her family*
*starts speaking quickly in French*

Snow said...

Still here, just eating

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*pauses her speaks*
*sighs and rest her head against her knees*
What I'm trying to say is, sorry.
*looks at the shelves housing the coffins of her family*
*shakes her head and looks at the smashed shelf that had been designed for her but wad destroyed*
*crawls over to where it was*

John said...

*He walks through the shadow world, moving faster than anything ever could in the real world*

Wonder if Silente's back yet...

*Reaches out to the darkness, searching for her signature shadow*

(they're like fingerprints, every one of them is unique from a necromancer's point of view)

There she is.

*He appears at her reverse form in seconds*
*Looks around, studying the crypt*

This is... I understand now...

*Walks back to his reverse home and pops out of the couch, leaning back and closing his eyes*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*turns, thinking she heard something*
*shakes her head and lays in the spot her shelf was*
*curls up tightly, tucking her head to her knees*
*let's the tears rip through her*
*shudders and clings to her knees*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Okay NOW I have to leave. Unfortunately for me school isn't closed yet and I have it in the morning. See y'all real soon.)

*eventually falls asleep on the cold hard ground with tears staining her face and the dead all around her*

John said...

((Still not out? Man that sucks... bye Silente!))

Unknown said...

I keep trying to sign up, but it keeps saying g "you can't sign up at this time." Or whatever. Help.

John said...

Not sure what to do... if this is the first time you've tried it maybe you just need to try again tomorrow? Sorry for not being very helpful.

I've got to go for dinner, goodbye anyone and everyone who's still around.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow? Mortals?

John said...

Herrow Trip, be careful who you call mortal.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Blake! I haven't seen you in yonkty diddle!

And that is an idiom.

Probably.

John said...

I'm not entirely certain how long a yonkty diddle is but I must agree! How've you been old buddy old pal?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh you know, can't complain. I'm on holiday now, which is nice. You?

John said...

I've been on summer break for some time now, unfortunately I start work Tuesday. So hooray, I'll be occupied eight hours a day five days a week until school starts again. Then it'll only be six hours.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Heheh, sucker. Just steal whatever you need! There'a absolutely no negative concequences at all why would there be shut up?

But yeah, we'll done on getting a job and being proactive and the like.

If I'm not being intrusive- and feel free to tell me if I am -what's the pay like?

John said...

$8 an hour, not bad at all at 40 hours a week and for a first job if I do say so myself.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, that's 75 cents above federal minimum wage. Not bad at all.

John said...

Indeed it is. Enough talk of boring things such as jobs though, how's about a drink? I haven't been to your bar in ages.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, soon I'll be opening it up for a bit more selling now I'm on holiday.

So, what do you want?

John said...

I feel as though I'll regret this but surprise me.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*returns with a gallon of Pimms and a shot glass*

The Pimms shot glass challenge, from The King's Head pub. I'm afraid if I disclosed the county I'd have to pay them, so we'll settle for that.

John said...

Fair enough... might I ask your personal record?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I've never done it, it's just what popped out of the wheelbarrow.

John said...

I see... interesting wheelbarrow.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes, it's where I get all the drinks. It's bottomless, you see.

John said...

Me and Chione could use a bottomless storage... you'd be amazed all the stuff that ends up laying around the house.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Unfortunately, it's more like a cornucopia than a subspace handbag; it'll never run out but you can't put more stuff in.

John said...

Darn, there goes my plans of stealing it. After all it wouldn't have had any negative repercussions, right?

((sorry for poofing there))

Snow said...

ASDFGHJKLASDFGUJKLJGSGDUWK

John said...
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John said...

ASDFGHJKLASDFGUJKLJGSGDUWK INDEED SNOW.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

BDHDBDGDVUXDVXUDB Snow, JWNDHSVDVHSVSUS DJSNDJSOW DNSKSKSNDB?

John said...

HOW DARE YOU "JWNDHSVDVHSVSUS DJSNDJSOW DNSKSKSNDB" SNOW. I DEMAND YOU APOLOGIZE THIS INSTANT.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Never, you BSBDUDGEGSUXGEKDBFIVFBFKFNDL!

John said...

Why you sir are a ALSDHJASJNKDLAWDHAWKJBDKAWH!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*gasps*

BSJDBDCUDG DJDFONSNSCKJRW DKDKWNDMCKSN!

Noelle said...

*Dives in and hugs Trip* *Dives out*

John said...

*Shoots a massive blast of darkness after Adra*

SAOASUDHJASKJUHDA! Oh my, terribly sorry Adra! A bit caught up in the moment!

Trip you ASOHDKAJSDLAIOUI look what you made me do!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No you JBEJDBDICBDKDHDXO, that was all your fault!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Do be careful how you act around Adra, Blake.

John said...

Ghosting once again Alastair? Terrifying, I'll be sure to actually hit her next time.

Jophiel said...

*Its head shakes, utterly amused at the sight unfolding in front of it* Pathetic little creatures...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Don't you GYFUCYDRXJFIGJVTUVUCKGIN dare.

John said...

Anyone remember the time I broke her neck? Fun fun fun...

John said...

*takes a deep bow*

We try our best Miss Jazz

Snow said...

Good god what did I do.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Indeed we do, Mr. Soul.

John said...

Was I eating popcorn then? That seems to be a new hobby of mine... I was just doing it earlier today after bringing Silente back from the dead.

John said...

Oh Silente doesn't kill people! Usually...

*Reaches into a shadow and pulls out a bag of popcorn*

On an entirely unrelated topic, popcorn anyone?

*holds out the bag*

Jophiel said...

(That awkward moment where someone says that fresh water is better for treating wounds than salt water... Wut???)))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((What evidence have they to support this claim?))

Jophiel said...

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=2342159&start=330

)))

Jophiel said...

(None. It's in a role play on anther site.

Like. Wut?))

Jophiel said...

(People on that site are stupid. So many of them write stuff like this. 'she sat doun'

Oh. Grammar is terrible. Where are the capital letter and the period? One does not simply, 'sit down'. Do they fall? Do they put their hands behind them to ease the weight off a sore leg? WHAT DO THEY DOOOOO?! Who is even the character that they role play as?!))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Just... Arg.))

Jophiel said...

(And apparently she was talking about drinking.

WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP BLOOD POSIONING IF YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT DRINKING THE WATER??? COME ON!! I HATE YOU!!)))

John said...

((Indeed... we're by no means all hardcore RPers who write a paragraph each post but at least we can spell...))

Jophiel said...

(I. Re. Ducking. Fuse.))

Jophiel said...
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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Wool! Best top ever!

Jophiel said...

What?))

John said...

((Speaking of RPs let's get back to it eh?))

*Blake finishes off the popcorn and shoves the bag into a shadow*

Well, I dunno about all of you bu-

*He suddenly doubles over in pain, clutching his chest*

Seriously..? I just redid the seal earlier today...

*he falls to his knees, still clutching his chest*

John said...

((Seriously guys I'm trying to bring the RP back... y'know.... the reason we're here... other than the amazingness of SP...))

Jophiel said...

(Blake. That...

I'm the oldest Bloglandian here. Like, right now. I'm almost 2. Before these RPs, we would talk. Like we are doing now. We used to have Blogfights. It was great.

But now, Blogland is just of RPs.

I'm actually sad now...)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Actually, when I first arrived we just talked. And anyway, I'm going to sleep now. Toodles!))

Jophiel said...

(Bye Trip! *Hugs*))

John said...

((We still talk quite a bit, I personally find RPing and Blogfights more fun but hey if you guys want to have a quaint little conversation that's perfectly fine as well))

Jophiel said...

(No... I'm just stuck in the past..))

John said...

((Probably not, I'm just the most prone to fight RPer on this blog. Seriously, ask anyone who RPs here on a regular basis...))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm rarely here mainly because the roleplaying has deteriorated into mainly either mindless fights or constant damsels in distress.

Jophiel said...

(Alastair, I couldn't have said it better myself. But I do have hope that Blogland will return. So that's why I stick around.))

John said...

((You two have fun reminiscing about the past... which sounds like a rather dull time... I'll be going now. Goodbye and good luck to everyone and anyone who is still around))

Jophiel said...

(Bye Blake!

"i. I expect you to write at least paragraph, although more is preferable. A paragraph means perhaps eight sentences, with six or so lines. There are no exceptions for writer's block, you'll have to find a way past it.

ii. I expect a strong vocabulary, impeccable spelling, and perfect grammar. This includes mixing up their/there/they're and your/you're.

iii. Girls hoping to be betrothed to the prince MUST be ages sixteen through twenty.

iv. I expect you to make your own form, but it must contain the personality and perhaps some history of the character, a first, middle, and last name. The last name is their "House," whichever family they are from. It must contain a picture of the character. It must contain a short, NO PICTURE description of the house's banner and the general reputation of the house if they have one.

v. No male names for characters. You may make up names, but do not make them extremely outlandish, such as Pourinak.

vi. Follow all of Tess's rules.

vii. This roleplay is set in what is equivalent to medieval times. Please consider that.

viii. Only one character who is trying to marry the prince. You may have another character, just PM me first asking if it's OK."

I am not joining if rules are like that!))

Anonymous said...

No idea. XD
But I think Derek tries to include the Ameriminions as much as he can...

Anonymous said...

Wbd, sorry.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I poofed. D:
But I think that's Harper Collins, not Derek.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hi Elleni!!!
*hugs her*
Goodnight!!

Rosalind Turner said...

As I understand, it's a legal thing, and HarperCollins isn't permitted to collect data (in this case, given names and birth dates) from the United States. However, I am hardly an expert in matters of law.

(My apologies. I am aware that my inserts into the conversation are generally unwelcome. However, I am a perfectionist, and given the chance, I will try to present solutions. I suppose I really shouldn't be reading the comments section on this site, however I find some aspects of this community quite fascinating.)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ya know what? I'm here. I do care if I'm a bit tired tomorrow, I'm here!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I don't mind Auburn!
Nice to see you! Hope to see you again!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

My friends mom: Dairy Queen is hopping tonight!!!
Me: It's bouncing around town!!!
My friend: Like bacon!!!
Me: wha??!?,?!
*bursts out laughing*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Eellllleeeennnnnniiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ugh. I am what my friend (the one who said like bacon) calls slap happy. Idk if it's a real thing but it's when you are tired but hyper and everything is funny.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

My eyes be's drowning in refried beans and slowly melting but overall good!!!!!!

I fill my tooth socket with rice!!!!!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Gracious' Spell of Amazingness (and Improvisation):

Ooogle Floogle shmigeldy SHUT UP DONEGAN bumbledy boppery fishstickery STOP LAUGHING shmargle delecorixmas ifl flargle THIS ISN”T FUNNY blarble nukle bliffle shrooooooom, uuuuuuuuuuh, I command you to, uuuuuuuuuuuuh, leave this person alone!

Or maybe the ghost just fell over laughing



My friend and I are writing monster hunters for beginners!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(By the way we decided that if we were characters we would be the monster hunters and I would be Gracious!)

They do. That's what annoys me! I just said I was from the UK. Oops.
Oh do you remember my story I posted a couple days ago? I was really tired and feeling random.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

'Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed!' That its philosophy! It is a fun philosophy!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its not Derek, its legal issues. Stupid US, -Zaffy

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

'Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed!' That its philosophy! It is a fun philosophy!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I know Zaf. I just hope I don't get in trouble....

I did it with Amazon. That was fun....!

Rosalind Turner said...

That's very kind of you to say, but I end up arguing with someone nearly every time I comment. Besides, I don't appear to be mentally wired in a way compatible with the nature of this place.

And I'm not sure how a data collection law would affect selling books in a country? As I said before, though, I am no lawyer. I am simply repeating what I have heard. I suppose I should endeavor to do some more research on my own...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yeah. Amazon is a lot smarter than a random online site. It also recognizes that this billing address doesn't make sense:
This is a fake
The barf towers
London UK
(Some real zip code)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ok. I better sleep. I might be back (if I can't sleep). Will see!


Bubble shirts eat tiny raindeer!!!!!!!!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(I was so proud of my self for fooling Amazon but then they sent me an email asking for proof!)

Rosalind Turner said...

It originated in the United States, yes. However, it has several divisions, and Skulduggery Pleasant is distributed through the United Kingdom division.

I am perusing various Terms and Conditions. I may find your answers in a moment, or more questions. We shall see.

Rosalind Turner said...

It's alright. I detest gaps in my knowledge and quite likely would research the subject anyway at some point.

Sadly, I have yet to find anything of relevance.

Rosalind Turner said...

...

I should go, shouldn't I?

Farewell.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Will see? What was I thinking it's we'll see. Ugh.

So here's what I did with Amazon.
So I really wanted LSODM now. Not in a couple weeks, now. I wanted it on my kindle.now but because of the whole I live in the USA thing I couldn't get it so I tried the scheme I had been meaning to try for a while; changing my address to the UK. I went on my kindle and changed my name to This Is A Fake and moved to the Barf Towers in London. Then I bought the book. I was so happy and thinking how ninja I was when we got an email from Amazon saying a credit card didn't work. My mom them thought the credit card company was getting suspicious so she called them to make sure they didn't close the credit card. They said they were fine and it was probably Amazon getting suspicious. My dad then looked at the credit card and realized it was using our old credit card. So we changed that but then my dad got another email from Amazon asking for proof we lived in the UK. So then I changed my address back but I still had the book and a great story to tell. I have no problems with Amazon. And I read the book 10 times!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I'm not tired!!! I'm not as hyper but not tired yet! :/

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

**then
My mom then called

Rosalind Turner said...

Alright, I'll stay?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Today I went to an Aquasox game and it was fun!!
They are baseball team from Everett, if you didn't know!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yes! Stay Auburn!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Except my dad caught me and is now threatening to take away my kindle so toodaloo!!!

And Auburn, feel free to come back (or stay now..) any time!

Rosalind Turner said...

"Will see" could make sense if one used an understood "I."

I've heard only of an understood "you," such as "Go get a book." The subject of that sentence isn't included as a word, however it's an imperative sentence, and therefore a "you" is implied. I've seen the similar understood "I" in notes to self, primarily. I'm uncertain whether it's grammatically correct, however I determined that being a "Grammar Nazi" wasn't good for my health, so I will not bother about that until later, when my curiosity will surely get the better of me.

Rosalind Turner said...

Fare you well, Dugglyn.

That's really kind of you, however it's exceedingly unlikely that I shall take you up on that offer.

Thank you all the same.

Jophiel said...

It's always the same in movies. The woman is the traitor and the man who can stop her from being executed wants her to be his wife because she is so out of proportion with a tiny waist and extraordinarily large hips.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Aladdin.
Tom and Jerry Robin Hood movie.))

Rosalind Turner said...

I loathe it when women (or men, for that matter) are defined by superficial things.

Rosalind Turner said...

At any rate, it is well past time for me to depart. I have a number of important things that shall need doing today.

Jophiel said...

I agree. Giving younger generations the inspiration to achieve these unrealistic and unhealthy goals...

Goodbye Auburn, I do hope you return!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(My. Head. HURTS! Mornings are bad. They hurt my head. Hello anyone who's still on...)



(Where did I leave Silente last night....)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hello Elleni. School. Yuck. Only 2 more weeks..10 more days. 50 hours of lessons. 300 minutes. 1800 seconds. Put like that it almost seems bearable)

(Ah I remember. Crypt. Crying. Bleeding. Okay I know where she is.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(**18000 seconds. Less bearable)

Jophiel said...

(I will not lie, I have called myself a Grammar Nazi several times... I can say I'm ashamed, this is before I know of Hitler and the atrocities of WWII...))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Oh Dugglyn pretended to be me and said Hi Everybody!!! And I thought it might have been you then I clicked on it and found out it was Dug buy I'd already accused you by then.)
(Oh she was just very upset. She's asleep on her crypt floor bleeding slightly)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hello Darling Death.)




(Msd)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(You know Silente. She's not very well mentally. She cries a lot, not that she'd admit that.)

(GTG see y'all reaaaaal soon.)

eives short for eivel said...

arrr im yelling on the inside

eives short for eivel said...

so how is everyone

eives short for eivel said...

yeah elleni i am

eives short for eivel said...

sure thanks for the tip

eives short for eivel said...

ill come back later bye

Jophiel said...

Go ahead, Elleni! Tell whomever you'd like!!

Anonymous said...

Luciana Clover Scàth:
It is your fault that I have the song Girls by Marina and the Diamonds stuck in my head. :D:
And it's on repeat. XD

Raven Astracae said...

I've only said something because Death suggested that I say something when I'm lurking to see if others are lurking to.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I wasn't ghosting but I did just show up, so good morning/time of day it is in your slice of the planet!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

FINE! I see how it is! *hurrumphs*

Snow said...

MY STOMACH IS MAKING A WEIRD POPPING NOISES AND WHEN I OPEN MY MOUTH IT ECHOS OUT

ono

Raven Astracae said...

Sorry Trip! I recently got a not from my podiatrist he says, I have flat feet, in-grown toenails and misshapen toe bones. My feet suck.

Raven Astracae said...

*note

Snow said...

introducing my friend to quotev and giving her a 101 guide for dumbies through email XD

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