Behold the alternate cover. Gasp. Swoon. Wet yourself. Is it not brilliant? Is it not OMINOUS?
For more information, check out this guest blog I wrote for Waterstones here:
http://www.waterstones.com/blog/2014/07/skulduggery-pleasant-the-dying-of-the-light/#more-55456
(In other news, the Minions who have signed up for the Theatre of Shadows will be receiving an email on Saturday afternoon, around about 4 PM, detailing what the whole thing is about.
Here's a hint: it's AWESOME.
You can sign up at any time here theatreofshadows.ie)
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4580 Newer› Newest»Why wont they let you go to the ball Elemental?
If I can somehow convince my parents to part with, say... £80 I can go to Dublin and see Ellikins tooo:3
But it's going to be difficult.
Fun?
Travelling the streets of Dublin with 250 minions you have probably never met or even known about to find a dimensional shifter who you have no idea looks like?
Yeah, pretty fun.
Online operative.
I can do that.
Maybe.
I will probably know some of those 250, if I get there, which I doubt.
I know there's no chance of me going in person to the Theater Of Shadows thing but I can still help online.
Plus there's the ball..
Which I still need to figure out how to earn money for...
Silente,
My parents love me too much to part with me. They wouldn't stand there at a weird book-ball with me as i mingle with strangers.
Also I don't exist.
I should ask if I can help....I'm so hoping. I'll come via Skype! I'm already an Operative since I'm Grand Mage of America! I wonder if Derek would let me....-Zaffy
Ball.
I don't like the sounds of balls. :P
(Plus I always tend to think that there are lots of other minions and how happy it would make someone else to go and wouldn't I rather give them that chance and yeah.
Then I think MEETING ONLINE FRIENDS and then I think YES YES YES and then I think of balls and I think meh and then I'm back to square one. Lol.)
@Elemental Oh. *pats on the head* its okay. You exist.
I'm also not okay with revealing my face or voice
to minions across the world.
Anyone else?
Meh.
DONT LIE TO ME!
I DONT EXIST!
Meh.
(Or maybe, you know, hexagon one.
Or triangle one.
Or circle one, except not, because I don't like working out the circumference and area of circles. It does not appeal to me.
I will stick with triangles.
Which have trigonometry and all but at least they don't have curving sides and pi.
Plus I like triangles.
I don't like pentagons.
Not sure why.)
@Star Ball...meh. Minion Ball based on SP YES!
Hello.
I like pie.
Pi's ok.
@Elemental. YOU EXIST! LOOK!
*POKES HIM*
*IT GOES THROUGH HIM*
Oh.
I'm fine with revealing my face and voice to minions across the world. Like, they already know how talkactive I am and how easily I overlook people and how much I analyse and that I fangirl over revision guides. Face and voice? Meh. :P
Hello Gethzilla!
Since I'm here, I'd like to ask you what your chosen discipline of magic is.
(In BlogLand of course)
I'll love whoever would willing to take me to the Ball via Skype xD -Zaffy
Pi?
Eh.
It's a weird irrational number.
IDK I JUST DON'T LIKE HOW CIRCULAR THOSE CIRCLES ARE.
I'M MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE WITH STRAIGHT LINES. THEY SEEM MORE STRAIGHT AND COMFORTABLE.
I exist. I'm just not alive. :P
I don't mind my face or voice being seen by other minions. Most of us don't discriminate by looks it voice. Plus, we all have something in common to distract eachother with. SP.
@Zaf: I can't get Skype to work on my laptop and I don't think I have it on my phone, but I can probably do google hangouts.
Or wait.
I could if I was going, which I'm probably not. XD
Oh I'm technically a Necromancer, you should know me from LSODM, I'm Zafira Kerias, I'm just roleplaying as Loki so I switched my name. -Zafira
Oh I know that...
I watch people from the shadows of BlogLand!
uhhh
Meh.
Who are you asking Elemental?
If you're going, Star, let me know. If I lived close I'd hugs you.-Zaffy
I know you guys, like I said, i watch the blog.
I just got involved recently
Chione is the only one who knows me
And some lollipop giver girl....
@silente
Everyone
*nods*
That'd be Dugglyn.
@Silente: Yes. :)
My voice is really weird . . .
I had to record it for English and I was listening to it like I SOUND LIKE A SOUTHERNER WHAT WHAT IS THIS MADNESS WHY DO I HAVE THIS WEIRD ACCENT AND WHY HAVE I NOT NOTICED. :P
(Ah. That conversation I recorded is . . . woah. Basically, I dominate the whole thing with my ranting and don't let my sister get a word in edgeways. Oops. XD)
Yeah!
Dugglyn.
We had cookies yesterday.
They were imaginary, yet quite delicious.
@Elemental Ah okay then.
Well since you lurk here and stuff I think i'd rather ask,
What do you know of me?
Uhh everytime i post a comment another person comments
My internet is cruel to the comments section.
@Elemental: Do you?
Oh, okay.
You already know how annoying I am then. :)
*hugs*
Hi!
@Zaf: If I'm going, I'll tell you and Skype/google hangout you, sure. :)
STAR HAS A REALLY COOL ACCENT I LOVE IT
You know Clara?
You know her internet?
I don't think I feel justified about complaining about internet ever again. :P
I don't know too much.
I know some things
Star's a vampire
Zafira a necromancer
Uhh...
Yeah, I know star's anooying -sometimes
Remember, i used to rarely lurk.
@Mushroom: DO YOU?
SEE, I NEVER REASLISED I HAD AN ACCENT! NO ONE TOLD ME! WHY DID THEY NOT TELL ME? YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AROUND TO TELLING ME BY NOW! I'VE BEEN SPEAKING FOR SEVERAL YEARS OVER A DECADE!
...Stars a bubble....not a vampire....*looks are star* are you secretly a vampire?
OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH STAR I SHALL HUG YOU IF I EVER GO TO ENGLAND!! -Zaffy
STAR YES I DO LOVE IT AND EVERYONE HAS AN ACCENT YOU TURNIP YOU JUST DON'T ALWAYS NOTICE IT :P
No, Silente's a vampire . . . I'm a bubble. :)
@Elemental: You agree?
HUUNTER SOMEONE AGREES WITH YOU.
(Hunter says I'm not annoying. I'm just slightly annoying. It's annoying how these things work.)
*whispers*
Guys. I think Stars a vampire in denial...
Embarrasing
I'm confused right now.
@Zaf: AND I WILL HUG YOU
AND THEN BRAINWASH YOU AND MAKE YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD
um
no
that's totally not gonna happen . . .
*hugs Zaf* :)
@Mushroom: Of course I have an accent. I just thought I had a normal accent. I didn't realise I had a WEIRD one. :O
You know, I thought everyone's voice sounded normal to them, and that the way their voice sounded was their default accentless voice.
But no.
My voice is not my default voice.
It has an accent.
IT SOUNDS ABNORMAL TO ME AND IT'S MY OWN /VOICE/. O_O
Also - why do you love it . . . ? It isn't really that great. It's just a bit weird. :P
@Silente: No, I'm not a vampire. Why would I need to be a vampire? I AM A BUBBLE. :P
Star is a bubbleeeeee. She can't be a vampire!:P
Pi is 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 3809525720 1065485863 2788659361 5338182796 8230301952 0353018529 6899577362 2599413891 2497217752 8347913151 5574857242 4541506959 5082953311 6861727855 8890750983 8175463746 4939319255 0604009277 0167113900 9848824012 8583616035 6370766010 4710181942 9555961989 4676783744 9448255379 7747268471 0404753464 6208046684 2590694912 9331367702 8989152104 7521620569 6602405803 8150193511 2533824300 3558764024 7496473263 9141992726 0426992279 6782354781 6360093417 2164121992 4586315030 2861829745 5570674983 8505494588 5869269956 9092721079 7509302955 3211653449 8720275596 0236480665 4991198818 3479775356 6369807426 5425278625 5181841757 4672890977 7727938000 8164706001 6145249192 1732172147 7235014144 1973568548 1613611573 5255213347 5741849468 4385233239 0739414333 4547762416 8625189835 6948556209 9219222184 2725502542 5688767179 0494601653 4668049886 2723279178 6085784383 8279679766 8145410095 3883786360 9506800642 2512520511 7392984896 0841284886 2694560424 1965285022 2106611863 0674427862 2039194945 0471237137 8696095636 4371917287 4677646575 7396241389 0865832645 9958133904 7802759009 9465764078 9512694683 9835259570 9825822620 5224894077 2671947826 8482601476 9909026401 3639443745 5305068203 4962524517 4939965143 1429809190 6592509372 2169646151 5709858387 4105978859 5977297549 8930161753 9284681382 6868386894 2774155991 8559252459 5395943104 9972524680 8459872736 4469584865 3836736222 6260991246 0805124388 4390451244 1365497627 8079771569 1435997700 1296160894 4169486855 5848406353 4220722258 2848864815 8456028506 0168427394 5226746767 8895252138 5225499546 6672782398 6456596116 3548862305 7745649803 5593634568 1743241125 approximately. This unit finds this more useful than edible pie.
Of course your not a vampire Star!
*narrows eyes*
For now...
*laughs evily*
*cough*
I mean, uh, yeah I know your not a vamp.
@Elemental: It's okay. :) I keep thinking Ari is Adra and responding to her comments as if they're Adra's.
THAT'S embarrassing. :P
Star - my voice sounds weird to me and I can hear the accent in it. :P
Also, bECAUSE IT IS ABNORMAL AND IDK
BRB
gotta eat
*leaves nukes behind him*
@Silente: You can't turn me into a vampire. I'm not alive.
I though pi was longer than that.
Also I find it amusing that no one is going to check if thats right.
@Mushroom: Really?
Your voice sounds normal to me . . . :P
Okay, Elemental!
*DOES NOT FEAR NUKES*
*IS NOT ALIVE*
*TOTALLY ISN'T BACKING AWAY FROM THEM*
*TOTALLY ISN'T*
*NOPE . . . *
I'm quite hyper today for some reason.
Pi is larger than that. Organic software prevented this unit from displaying the full number. We had to decrease the amount of figures.
@Geth: It is more useful than edible pi, yes. :)
@Silente: *points to the 'approximately'* :P
@Mushroom: YES.
I AM A BUBBLE.
THANK YOU. :P
Well, pi goes on infinitely. That was an approximation.
#ChaseForBook9
C told me about a man who couldn't come to terms with the fact that he couldn't comprehend infinity and it bothered him so much he committed suicide . . .
I told V and she freaked so you now have 2 Ameriminions willingly going to tacklehug you Star. Oh my god what do I even wear if I attend via Internet? Holy Hell...I have to appear presentable, I'm Grand Mage of America.-Zaffy
ARETHA!!!! *hugs*-Zaffy
Eh. D: WATCH IT I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET THERE!
And - I have no idea. :P NO ONE TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR FOR BALLS.
OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE TO DRESSUP! I should wear heels for the hell of it since Zaf wore high heels in LSODM, but omg if I get to attend via Skype or form of vidieo call I'm going to freak in excitment.-Zaffy
I'm back
(not in black, blue and white)
Hello?
Anyone alive here?
wait no..
Anyone with a consciousness here?
You're a robot
This unit is not alive, and we have no consciousness. Please specify whether your questions apply.
Hello sorry food came up and yummy yummy.
*nods*
Uh.. Guys?
The 'unit' is speaking weird.
Hmm
*walks to unit*
Terminate power
Did that work?
This unit is not a robot. We are Geth.
The word "robot" comes from the Czech "robota" meaning "forced labour". We are not forced into any kind of physical activity. Therefore we are not a robot.
*tilts head at Elemental*
You wish to deactivate this unit?
I have no name, so don't call me
elemental-i'm not that either.
*slaps unit*
Yes.
Gethzilla tends to speak weirdly. It uses complicated terms. Just roll with it.
Sure.
*slaps again*
*draws shotgun*
This unit will not be deactivated.
Don't slap Gethzilla
*glares*
Oh sh*t..
Draws rose.
This hooomanz will not be killed
(seriously don't try it)
*tilts head at Tempest-Silente*
This unit sustains no damage from being hit in the head. We feel no pain.
However, organic social standards would suggest that this unit should be thankful.
I like uhh, can't be killed.
Ok.
EVERYONE CAN BE KILLED! NOTHING CAN LAST FOREVER!
Only a death bubble can kill me,
as in Melancholia's one from Death Bringer.
Have you seen the Theatre of Shadows email? I mean, seriously! That was so totally written and prepared for last year! The setup is a book behind! Fine, Nadir is still on the loose, but seriously... Valkyrie? RAVEL????
Please, Derek. Do yourself some credit.
But you can be killed.
And also that's a bit op dude. Even for blogland thats a tad op.
Chione is the only one who knows me And some lollipop giver girl...
*bursts out laughing*
I love that! I love that soooooooooooo much!
Also, hi!!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!??!
Mbd and msd
I AGREE WITH SILENTE!
EVERYTHING IS IMPERMANENT!
Also, I don't believe that.
People say "you can only kill this by this".
But there must be other ways.
This weapon fires electrified superconducting projectiles. Upon hitting a target, the projectiles will fragment and electricity will arc between the pieces, converting the air to conductive plasma. This unit believes death will be likely.
Therefore we do not recommend being hostile to this unit.
I can however, make other people around me be revived from EVERYTHING.
You see, I have the power to reverse time in people/things.
So I decided to take loads of powers before my surge.
Elemental, teleporter, gist, you name it.
I can reverse time in my body to recieve these disciplines for a period of time.
So yeah.
Time's totally OP
*Um - sorry, I didn't meant to be offensive . . . D: That's just be saying "There are always other ways" and pointing to the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% probabilities. Or just acknowledging them. :P
I love it.
I'm fine Dug. As are my eyes. You?
Dug, do you have any lollipops today?
*falls in front of a train
gets blown up by a cat*
Ok then.
Guess I died.
Oops.
Dammit.
I believe that if you reverse time to make yourself learn a different discipline, you will rewrite the universe a little, and so it's unlikely that you would be stood in that place at that time when you come back.
Oops.
I'm sorry.
I'm really not meaning to criticise.
If you can prove me wrong, than that's okay. :)
Oh good Silente! My eyes are drowning in refried beans and slowly melting but overall good!!!! I am ok. I am tired from staying up watching fireworks. (4th of July)
Elemental, yes I do. Would you like some/one?
Oh yeah, that happens from time to time.
Pretty annoying, but when you wanna get away from a cousin's birthday party,
you can forgive it.
Anyway that reminds me! My characters have been shouting at me for a while now and so I will indulge them and start something that may or may not last.
-------------------------------------------------
*grabs the backpack and quickly shoulders it, jumping from her treehouse silently*
*adjusts the strap and starts walking away*
60 LOLLIPOPS.
NOW.
I dream for 600 lollipops but y'know,
that wont happen.
Um, ok.
*gives Elemental 60 lollipops*
That was a little rude, ya know!
Excuse me?
I was trying to feed the starving people on the street!
*gives lollipops to the homeless of the street*
How're your kids Joe?
*joe* They're hanging on..
*looks back over her shoulder to check no ones following*
*nods and speeds up, walking quickly and smoothly*
@Elemental: Okay. :)
(Also - how do you retain your memories?
If I were writing a time travel story - if you go back and change time, you would have a different set of memories, so you wouldn't remember anything, but it can be worked without that. If you have the same set of memories all the time, do you just constantly not know what your life is and who your friends are?
(These are curious questions as opposed to hostile ones. You may have heard me moaning about how often I can't ask curious questions without them seeming hostile. I'm curious. I ask questions and the whys and the how things work. You don't have to answer. :P)
Also, if you discipline in time travel, then how does travelling back to get other disciplines work? Then surely your discipline ISN'T time travel any more so you can't travel back any more?
(I probably got something wrong in my understanding, but these are I-don't-get-it questions. :P)
*questions about
I ALSO CAN'T TYPE. :P
*watching, Silente!*
*and Elemental and Dugglyn, of course :)*
*runs up to Silente*
What ya doing
*scrolls up and reads explanation again*
Okay.
I think I get it now.
SORRY IGNORE ME. :P
*looks at Elemental*
*choses to just leave him behind*
*runs faster than a human ever could*
Oh, wait, hang on, no.
*frowns*
I STILL DON'T GET IT.
Eh. :P
I'll probably pick it up as we go along.
Oooh! Ok. Then why did you ask for lollipops? Why not refried beans? I have plenty of those and if not eaten soon, they will take over the world!
*hands Elemental a big bowl of refried beans*
Give this to them!!!
(Silente?0.0)
*sees a blur moving through the trees*
Silente!!!!
*turns into mist*
*follows Silente*
The power takes a lot out of me,
and to get back to my body after the surge I have to use one of the memory crystals that Ravel used- modified with sigils to forward a whole load of things.
Really confusing, but it was the rush of the moment thing, I was stupid.
*runs faster*
*presumes from the 'Silente!!!' she heard Dug is following*
*pulls out a phone and rings Dugglyn*
Wait was goin on?
I was typin what did i miss?
Can I punch someone yet?
@Elemental: Okay. *nods* That makes sense, I guess. :) :)
(Eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! How ya doing?!?!? How be's yous eyes?!?!?!?!)
*hears her phone ringing*
*answers*
Ello?
Thanks, I thought I was too OP for blogland.
(What does OP stand for?)
OverPowered
Used by gamers alot.
Me and my eyes are fine thanks Dugglyn.
hello star, dugglyn, elemental geek, and anyone i missed (Sorry)
Alastair has over forty different useful disciplines and killing him is pretty much impossible.
You're not too overpowered. :P
Brb!
*is still running so there's probably a loud noise made by the wind in the background*
Dugglyn I need you to do me a favour. A simple favour. An easy favour. And that favour is, stop following me.
*runs faster*
Yeah, I hear about Alastair-
Who is he?
hello silente
(Hello Edward.)
is dublin 2014 still happening..?
(Hello Silente)
wait..
HOLY GOD I JUST GOT THE EMAIL I NEED TO ASK MAM IF I CAN GO
*can't hear very well*
You want me to do simple behavior? Follow Wallace's?
Wha?!
Silente, to save you time I will do the following.
*trips Dug with a broom and a brick wall*
Now. Run.
*rolls her eyes*
*speaks louder*
Stop following me!
*still running*
Oh she's on the floor right now in front of a brick wall.
She's not coming.
*the broom takes no effect and she goes straight through the brick wall*
*shouts behind her*
I AM MIST!!!!!!
@Elemental I'm fairly certain she's mist...
? bye
*finally hears what Silente said*
*slows down a bit*
Will you be ok? Where are you going? Are you coming back?
Damn.
Uhh..
*makes a tree appear*
Hug that for 20 days.
*makes the tree's time zone longer*
She won't be there anymore.
(Are you leaving already Eddie?)
I'm not hugging a tree for 20 days!
*says into the phone*
I have work to do.
*hangs up*
*runs faster, dropping the phone behind her so it can't be tracked*
*goes around the tree*
*yells back at the tree and Elemental*
Later!!
Mwurtabelly the dwarf kids!
Go home and tell your wives!
Silente, the tree was for Dug.
Don't underestimate me.
*stops*
Should I let her go?
*thinks a bit*
Ok. But of she's not back soon........
*picks up phone*
Jon Snow eh?
You serious?
He's a sorcerer?
...
This might sound like an uneducated question, but if you were to go back in time and choose a different discipline, wouldn't you then lose the ability to go back in time?
The crystal Auburn.
Have you not read the comment?
*won't be back soon*
*doubts she'll even be back within a week*
*doesn't slow down, doesn't stop*
@Elemental: But the crystal doesn't give you a discipline, does it?
*looks at Elemental*
I'm not underestimating you. Not at all. I know what's it's like to be underestimated and how dangerous it can be to underestimate people.
*her face lights up*
Can I call you Egg?
*starts glowing blue
teleports to silente*
You sure you won't go back?
Dug may cry...
*teleports back to where he was*
*brings out the crystal*
Ow.
Since i have no taken name, sure.
Also, yeah, I disappeared. Attempt to find out why some people's brains worked on multiple levels at once and others' didn't. Ended up reading about how to sustain conversation with people. :P
*raises an eyebrow at his now missing form*
Could wait for an answer at least..
*shrugs and keeps running*
@star, no but it brings me to the time I did.
at least A time i did.
*jumps up and down*
Yes! Your official nickname is Egg! I think it suits you, in a good way!!!!
*remembers Silente*
*sits down annoyed*
If she told me what she was doing...
Or wasn't suicidal....
And didn't have James following her....
This unit does not understand the organic condition.
Yes.
Wait, who's james?
. . .
Eh.
*wants to spend ages arguing, but I just met you and I know how annoying it is when someone keeps stubbornly trying to prove you wrong when you're quite clearly correct* *I observe this stuff happening and then people email me moaning about how out-of-order the arguing person has being, and I'd rather not have people emailing each other about how out-of-order I'm being, so . . .*
Geth?
Let me try something...
Compute uncomputing of your unit computing how to uncompute human feelings.
Is uncompute a word?
*stops running and pulls put a world map*
*taps a spot on said map and taps her nose, stepping through the portal it makes*
*steps through into England*
*this was going to be a looooong couple of...however long it was going to take*
I have, indeed, read your comments, but nowhere do I see an explanation that I consider logical. You did mention a memory-crystal and state that it was enhanced, but you did not detail precisely how said enhancements work. So please do not imply that I am an imbecile. I do not appreciate it.
...
Never mind.
I had long ago given up on the idea that this was a good place for me, and only meant to drop by to comment on Tom Percival's extraordinary art work.
I see no point in continuing this conversation further.
Good evening to you all.
Did i imply you were an imbecile? Sorry if I did, I'm mean sometimes.
The books don't really explain enhancement sigils, so i rolled with it.Again, I apologise.
Can be bit of a idiot sometimes.
*looks at the nameless human*
This unit sees no reason to follow your orders. We still do not understand the organic condition.
Is she gone?
Aww... now somebody dislikes me.
Geth, people call me Egg
Dug calls me Egg
That's not my name..
But ye can call me Egg.
@Auburn: *hugs* I'm sorry . . .
Blogland is a place for everyone. But meh . . .
*wonders if she'll ever go back*
*sighs and shakes her head*
*she doesn't have a plan at all*
*her plan consisted of pretend she has a plan when in reality she doesn't so she can get away quickly then simply survive*
*walks into the dark alley way*
This is what I was worried of when I chose the discipline...
I feel bad for making someone leave now..
*glows blue
teleports to Silente*
Heyyyya
*uses crystal*
I see everything.
Dont ask.
Nahh, just kidding, i placed a spy camera on you when you left.
@Elemental: She didn't leave because of you. She left because of a number of factors.
*spins and punches Egg in the face*
*gasps seeing who it is*
Sheet! Sorry! I...
*turns and bolts away from him*
This unit sees no similarities between the human designated "Egg" and the albumen and vitellus contained within eggshell and protective membranes. We do not consider it a suitable designation.
Oww.
*Runs to silente*
I can help!
Pleas!
I is new!
I NEED ADVENTURE TIME!
Geth, call me Egg.
*keeps running, avoid large places of tourist*
*digs her fingers into the bricks abs scrambles up a wall*
*starts running from roof to roof*
Silente, please..
(Guys, when i use a power, just imagine i used the time thing.)
*teleports to Silente and hangs on to her shoulders for dear life*
*throws herself forwards into a roll, squashing Egg under me*
*comes up from the roll and flips to a different roof*
*still hangs on*
I USED SUPER GLUE
THAT STILL HURTS THOUGH
PLEASE STOP THAT
WHY AM I SHOUTING?
*huffs*
Egg left without me. How dare he. I want to find Silente too!!!
If I don't, I'll go boo hoo.
Why can I hear Dug in England?
*lets go of the superhlue hold*
*teleports to Dug*
Take my hand-
I'll take you
if you dont cry.
*wonders why silente thinks i'm in England*
*takes his hand*
You thought I would actually cry?!
That's a tad offending! I was just writing a poem!
*swings down and through a window*
*CRASH*
*swears at the noise but hides anyway*
Ooooo! We're going to England! I've never been to England!
*sighs*
*taps dug and teleports to the roof of the building Silente's in*
Give.. me.. a.. break..
must catch breath...
*teleports to silente*
HEYYYAAAAAA
I dedicate this page to raspberries. They are pink and red and taste amazing and I have to go pick a bunch! Toodaloo!!!!!!!
No no no don't leave!
*watches dug skip away*
Damn.
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