Right, some more detail as to the TDOTL Ireland/UK tour...
28th August: Requiem Ball in London. Tickets can only be won. Keep an eye out for details how.
29th August, 11AM: Waterstones, The Furlong Centre, Ringwood — signing.
3PM: Waterstones, West Mal Castlepoint, Bournemouth — signing.
30th August, 1PM: Waterstones, Bluewater — signing.
31st August: Dun Laoghaire, Dublin — fan event and signing.
5th September, 6:30PM: Village Books, Dulwich — fan event and signing.
6th September, 11AM: WHS, Midsummer Parade, Milton Keynes — signing.
3PM: WHS, 30-40 Fargate, Sheffield — signing.
7th September, 12 Noon: Waterstones, Emerson Chambers, Newcastle — signing.
11th September, 4PM: Easons, Galway — signing.
13th September, 11AM: Easons, Donegal Pl, Belfast — signing.
14th September, 2PM: Easons, O'Connell St, Limerick — signing.
19th September, 6P: Hodges Figgis, Dublin — signing.
27th September: Theatre of Shadows, Dublin — MASSIVE fan event and signing.
To those readers who want to come along to the Dublin event on the 31st of August — do you have any suggestions as to what it could be..? I'll do the usual question and answer thing if we can't think of anything special, but it'd be nice to have some sort of theme, like the event I did about movies that have influenced the books...
Any ideas, tweet them to me. I command you.
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I'm a masochist, Elleni. If I defended myself, I wouldn't be in half as much pain.
See you can read my mind. *carefully tries to hide some of his thoughts pertaining to her, on the beach, in a swim suit...*
*doesn't bother looking at those thoughts*
*shakes her head*
I must be nuts.
*ignores her instincts and her gut feeling*
*goes to lay down again*
Yes. It means I like being in pain. I love harming others just as well, but that's rarely an option for me as of late.
((How much damage do these clay people do, exactly?))
((Fabienne needs sleep. -_-))
[Disappears, leaving clay minions where they are, still in attack mode]
((They're clay, so if you heat them up enough, they'll dry and crumble, and if you get them wet, they'll get all mushy. If you can think of another reasonable way to disable them, go for it.))
((Well, they're made of clay, so their punches are pretty hard, but the clay is soft enough for them to be able to move, and they're not intelligent enough to aim more specifically than "hit that living thing."))
If you need me just use the ring. Also if the sun is still out there, I could use some sun. It's hard to get a tan when you wear a metal suit.
Sorry Viv. You know that's not happening. Plus its night here. Stars are pretty.
*lays back, still unable to sake the feeling if danger being nearby*
The stress is getting to me. Maybe I should take a cruise. They're meant to be relaxing...
(bye Fabio)
(**shake)
*waits until he's bruised and broken a few ribs, and bloodied his face a decent amount* Did anyone want to do something with these clay creatures?
Well you need to be next to me for me to fix the ring...And a cruise would be nice. But I guess I wouldn't be invited.
Let's have a party. *pulls out a disco ball*
Maybe I don't want it to be fixed
*grins*
*stops grinning as her stomach twists*
*gets up very quickly*
*dematerializes so he can no longer be attacked, and sinks to the ground, struggling to breathe* Do what you want with them, then.
*can feel that something is wrong* Sil, you ok?
((The clay people.))
(sorry. May or may not be falling asleep)
Fine. Absolutely perfect!
*runs to a random bush and throws up violently*
*shakes and stares, wondering what's going on*
*hears footsteps behind her*
You're lying. What's wrong?
(At 8:20 AM?)
(I couldn't sleep last night. I woke up early yesterday. Apparently 8:20 is a good time to sleep when you've had no sleep)
Nothing
*stumbles forwards, her vision going blurry as the footsteps stop*
*turns and looks at the blurry face thats towering above her*
*blinks and stumbles away from it*
((They are slightly larger than the average person, I forgot to mention...))
((But yeah, do what you want with them, within reason.))
((Fabi said this, not Aevil))
SIL?! Let me help! Don't make me go through my fear dimension again!
(Makes sense)
*shakes her head*
Viv stop listening ple-
*cries out as a massive fist smashes down on her shoulder and her legs are swept from under her*
((I can make small ones, too, but they wouldn't be good for much!))
((Fabi: Sorry for the confusion))
(Oh my good dutch potatoes, I just wrote the lyrics to a song. I know people do it all the time but yeah...I've only written half songs before. I need to send this to my musically genius friend so that she can put notes behind it.)
Why won't you just let me- SIL!
*coughs up a bit of blood, still struggling to breathe, and fades into the grass again*
((Probably gone soon.))
Viv stop listening NOW! Go talk to Elleni or something!
*stumbles up only to be shoved back down*
*her head is spinning*
*she's going to puke again*
*scurries to her hands and knees and tries to crawls away, only to have her ankle grabbed and pulled back on, causing her arms to fall out from under her*
*smashes her chin on the ground and watches sparks fly behind her closed lids*
*takes off all of his armor, dissolving the communication*
*nods feeling him leave her head*
*blinks, trying to clear her sight, as she's dragged slowly backwards*
*the ground beneath her changes to sand*
*turns and boots the guy between the leg, stumbling to her feet and staring at him*
Who are you?!
DG: Who I am is unimportant. I was sent to do a job. Now, I will give you one chance, summon Vivanus Keen or I shall throw you in the sea.
Viv? What do you want with Viv?!
DG: The same as I want with you. Call. Him.
*grumbles about Sil being stubborn*
*makes a hammock, lays down*
*start to quietly cry*
(I have an enemy?!? OH HAPPY DAY!!!)
...
i have delved deep into the pit that is youtube and found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_OBzvMAOA
it's a flashmob my grade 5 teacher's sister was in. we reenacted it in grade five at the christmas assembly and in the local shopping center.
*steps back and shakes her head wincing when the world around her refuses to stay still*
No
DG: Miss Tempest. Call him or I shall use that vert special ring if yours to do so for you while you take a swim with the fishies.
*glares*
DG: 1
I m not a child
DG: 2
Seriously?
DG: Do not make me count to three Miss Tempest..
You really think counting wil-
*falls to her knees as an elbow smashes into her jaw*
*gets out and wraps the hammock around him into a new suit of armor*
I just feel that Sil doesn't trust me.
(Hey people...
I'm still in shock...
Heh...))
DG: *crouched and grabs her hand*
I asked nicely.
*snaps shackles around her wrists and pulls a diamond from her ring*
*slaps her hand across the face and stands up*
*drops the diamond*
(*laughs at Death* still?)
(Hi, btw. wbd, msd. not really here)
*appears next to Sil*
Or not.
(Hey Tree. How are you?)
(i am good. trying to think of something to write for be the glue and failing...)
DG: *sucker punches Viv across the jaw to disorientate him*
*snaps shackled over his wrists as well*
What the !
*pulls out a sword*
Who are you?!
(were you touching him?
Let it come naturally tree!)
*takes the shackles off*
(Metal...c'mon now guys)
Why are you after me?
*thinks of his criminal record*
I might know why...
(Yep. Still. I was sitting on my bed and then was like
Wut?
wut...?
WHAT?
Then started hyperventilating and my little brother thought I was possessed... Heh..)
(then yes I think.)
DG: I'm a bounty hunter. *punches him smack across the jaw again, putting more force behind it*
Viv Run!
*looks like she's going to puke*
DG: (he) *moves through the air and smiles at Elleni*
Cleave uniforms. The material in them is great.
DG: *dodges the fire*
*falls with the punch, sweeping his legs out to topple the bounty hunter*
Well you messed with the wrong bounty buddy.
*springs up again*
*slashes with his sword*
*laughs at DG*
Aren't just.
*pulls back a section of his armor to reveal the Cleaver uniform beneath*
How much do you know about us?
DG: *dodges back from the sword swing, only just staying on his feet*
I hate it when they fight back!
*draws two guns*
*points one at Elleni*
*points one at Silente*
Nobody move or both go bang!
Viv. Run. Go!
*her eyes as far away and blurry*
*stares DG in the eyes*
You do that and you are a dead man.
No Sil, you run.
Can't. Somethings wrong.
DG: *glares at Elleni*
Oxygen. Or bang.
Good point.
DG: *smiles and breathes*
Good girl. Now both of you stand down. Not even air will stop these bullets. Each one has a sigil on them that, when activated, makes the area around it less dense. And its activated upon fire. Stand. Down.
Do what the ugly man wants, El.
GREETINGS
DG: *smiles*
Good. Now we're getting somewhere. Lover boy put these on. *throws him some very strong plastic shackles*
And you.
*nods at Elleni*
I don't want. So either scram or bang. Up to you.
El, go. Take Viv.
(GREETINGS! HOW ARE YOU STAR?)
Can I stand down? How do you want me to do that? What will you do if I DO stand down? What's your name? Do you want to know what my record for consecutive questions is?
Plastic cuffs? I'm covered in molten metal. They'll melt. Stone is the way to go.
(as in leave or get shot Elleni.)
DG: then get rid of the metal. The more time you waste..
*shoots Silente in the knee*
*cries out and gasps*
DG: and you, Elemental Girl, leave.
*waves to Silente, Elleni, Viv and whoever else might be presemt*
I'm cheerful, thanks! Also going to the beach later. Yaaay.
How is everyone else? :)
(Consecutive questions rock. :))
*ejects his armor from his body*
*it goes and covers Silente*
Now I can put on the cuffs.
(Yey! The beach!
Better! I've reach that point of tired where you aren't tired si much as buzzin!)
*his tone stays light but if you look into his eyes, they are filled with murder*
(@Star: I know right! I got to 321 once!)
@Silente: Well, I hope the feeling keeps lasting! :)
I've only just woke up.
Well, I woke up over an hour ago, but then I had breakfast and read comments sooo.
DG: then put them on.
*shivers at the metal*
*her sight is blurry and she's going to puke soon*
*and the world won't stop spinning*
@Viv: OH MY GOSH that's impessive. O_O
Hunter would like to beat that, but I can't be bothered so he's juwt hoing to have to sit there. :P
*just going
My phone. -_-
*moves between the gun and Elleni*
and now you can't hurt either of them so your threat is gone.
(Shoot.
I dedicate this page to..er...
To Icing Sugar! And Lucifer/Luci!)
((Elleni the spy. :)
I spy, with my little eye, something not beginning with E because whe's too sneaky to be spied. :P))
@ded: Yaaay! :)
*she's
(@Star: and then my dad asked, "what is your record of consecutive questions", and I said,"321and he said, "ha, you answered" Darn! Oh well.
Wanna rethink your presence here?
*settles into a martial arts ready position*
DG: Oh believe me I can still hurt them. Elleni I don't care for. Your friend Miss Tempest is currently poisoned. Hence her general inability to do jack squat. Put. The shackles. On.
Be a man and put them on me yourself!
DG: Put them on Mr Keen. If you don't hurry up Miss Tempest is going to fall into a fitful sleep from which she won't awake.
Fine fine
*puts the cuffs on*
Now, where to?
*nods* Hear hear. :)
@Viv: Lol. :P
CAN I JUST SAY what nice weather I've had all week? O_O
Best British summer ever!
DG: *nods and forcefully yanks Silente to her feet*
*whimpers*
Let Viv go.
DG: *ignores her and grabs Viv by the scruff of his shirt*
The underground sanctuary. The one that actually gets things done.
Oh and could I have the ring back please?
(@Star I agree! We've had decent weather! IT'S SCARY!)
DG: I think you'll find Miss Tempest is still wearing the ring.
*knocks DG's hand off of him*
Hey, let's make a deal. You let go of me and I'll carry her. That way you know I won't run off.
@Silente: I KNOW!!!!!!! :O
I am SO HAPPY not to be cold!!!
DG: Not a chance. I want you in front of me. Where I can see you.
I'll carry her in front of you.
I'll carry her in front of you.
DG: No. Now walk.
It's the perfect solution. If I carry her then I can't run, I can't attack you, you can have both hands free, and if any looks over it will appear that I am on your side. Also she won't struggle...as much.
* any one
DG: I said WALK! You and Miss Tempest are to be kept apart. Now go.
*watching, btw :)*
*walks*
Also we will go much faster.
C'mon, you are cutting off your nose to spite your face here.
DG: shut up. *looks at Silente* where abouts in this stupid armour is there access to a vein?
Nowhere, you have to take it off and only I can do that.
You are a bounty hunter so I assume you know who Jag Debonair is. Y'know the greatest bounty hunter of all time. You know the tragic story of how he died?
DG: I have no time to talk of past hunters. If you don't instruct me in how to remove this ridiculous armour then she's going to die.
*is quietly muttering to herself*
That the thing, he's not 'past.' He's very alive.
*pulls of a section of the armor.*
And he's my friend.
*pulls off the mask and gives Sil a quick kiss before he is pushed away*
*closes the mask*
DG: *grunts and injects Silente with the antidote....and some tranquilizers*
*smiles and falls asleep*
DG: Bounty hunters don't mix with criminals.
Well that's why he had to quit being a bounty hunter.
(Bye El! *waves*)
(Bye El!)
DG: walk on. Turn left at the next side street. Stop when you reach the red door.
Now can I carry her?
*walks in the direction given*
DG: No. Just walk. We're nearly there.
Please. Hey, do you follow football?
DG: stop talking.
*is snoring quietly, very very lightly*
*thinking* that is so adorable
No, I'd rather not. I'm kinda hoping that you'll develop reverse-stockholm syndrome here.
DG: turn left.
*shivers lightly and murmurs something*
DG: *glares at her*
(Syndrome Stockholm? :P)
So, not a footie fan?
*turns left*
(We should totally call it that!!!)
Rugby? Cricket? UFC Knitting?
DG: stop.
*looks down at Silente*
*puts her on the ground*
*knocks on the door*
@Viv: Yup! XD
UFC knitting exists?
(@Star: I hope so!)
*pick up Sil*
DG: put her down.
*waits*
*the door opens and a hand becons them in*
*turns to Vivanus*
You. Walk. And give me the vampire.
*is snuggles against Viv's chest, murmuring happily*
*googles it*
Aw, no. :( It's asking me if I meant 'ufo knitting' XD
*walks in holding her*
I'm just helping you.
*doesn't give her up*
(Darn it!!!)
DG: *grabs him by the scruff of his shirt, yanking him back* I said hand the vampire over.
*holds tightly to her*
And I said no. If you don't let me keep her then I'll summon Jag.
(I got to go, Viv will never let her go btw)
(Like ten seconds left)
(Nooo don't leave! When will you be back?!)
(Dunno)
(Guesstimate!)
(VIVVY!!!)
:( :(
*sad now*
*goes to listen to parodies*
SHIT SHIT SHIT I turned around and my waterbottle was lying open on its side and water was pouring out ALL OVER MY LAPTOP shit shit.
I seems to be fine . . .
Plus none got on the keypad. :) :) It doesn't work when that happens. Water tends to get on it when I cry whilst typing, annoyingly. -_-
Anyway.
Phew.
*goes to scrub the water off my carpet*
Almost lost a laptop there ey?
YEAH. O_O
I cracked my phone screen within a week of having it though so. XD
(I would be slaughtered if that happened...))
Ah brb noise outside. Think its the soldier celebration.
(So there is this really weird thing in my back/ribs/chest area. Every time I lay down, or stay still for long enough, a pain will just shoot through me, and I can't move, because it feels like a bone is going to break. So I just sit there like I'm about to die.
Because it bloody feels like I'm being stabbed. With a jagged spoon...)
Okay back.
HEY TREE! HOW ART THOU?!
Stabbed with a jagged spoon?
That sounds horrible.
Hmmm... sounds like the same problem my friend is having, Rose.
Thy art exalent, Tempest
That is indeed a delight to hear dear Tree.
Hmm.
I'm sitting in my room wrapped in a shawl. It has elephants on it.
Yeah, hurts like Hell and lava had a baby who is having a tantrum...
Poor Snow's friend...
Elephants are cool.
*huggles deathy*
@Death: Oh . . . :(
That sucks . . .
*waves to her and Snow*
Sorry for poofing . . .
Quite severe msd, btw. We're going soon . . .
I want to talk but I'm out of words to say
Snow, mind if I steal that? The 'I want to talk but I'm out of words to say' thing? It is amazing.
I promise to acknowledge you!
WHICH BOOK SHOUDL I TAKE TO THE BEACH????
I KNOW NONE OF YOU KNOW WHICH BOOKS I HAVE, BUT MY SISTER WON'T TELL ME!!! :(
*relies on her to her my out with such decisions*
*help
I LIKE NEED TO PICK A BOOK NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*looks at bookcase helplessly*
Pick the 7th!!!!
TAKE
PERCY JACKSON
BECAUSE WHY NOT
AND YES DEATH, YOU CAN STEAL THAT
(Btw, I just picked a random book name off my shelf there XD)
I HAVE PERCY JACKSON
Oh dear, I'm sorry, I have this terrible habit of asking me to make decisions for me and then completely ignoring what they say . . . XD
*is trying to finish my current book so I can take the next one on the series after it*
THANK YOU SNOW!!! ILY!
My laptop is makign noises . . .
Maybe I did break it. XD
Oh.
Gtg. :(
0.0
And I'm Death Rose...
And I was like...
Wait.
What.
Wait.
What the actual Hell.
I knew that refreshing the page was a bad idea.
Um.
Shit.
*Rereads*
*Dies*
Uh...?
And he was like...
You heard me, Rose.
And then I was all like...
Actually... I don't think I did... I thought you said that if I stayed then you'd take me out on a date... You'd never say that, Loki.
And he was like...
I do what I want, Rose.
Then I'm like...
So.
Leave Blogland for a few months, or go out with a God?
Shit.
*Covers face*
*Takes deep breath*
...
Fine... I'll stay...
And then he's like
Good. I knew you would pick a god.
And then finally I'm like...
Shut up. It's not every day you can say that you've been on a date with a God!
*Thinks*
~~And a pretty damn attractive one at that...
And he's finally like...
Good, tomorrow night, I will do this.
And I'm just like...
Tomorrow night, then, Loki. I think I'm looking forward to it...
And he finally says...
Good. Tomorrow night my author's time, the only time she really has time.
With that being said, I am going. Good night, Midgardians.
(How I explain what happens on Blogland.)
BYE INK!! OR BUBBLE! OR INK BUBBLE! I HOPE YOUR LAPTOP DIDN'T BREAK!!!
Sorry wandered off.
Hey Sil!
Hey! How are you? Other than the weird rib thing. Been sleeping any better recently?
Yeah, I'm good. In shock/horror/pain/confusion/dyingoflaughter and seven other things...
Yeah... No... Ish... I've slept a few nights before 12am, but then again, I am being woken up at 7am. It sucks... But all things considered, I don't think I am...
Oh. I hope you do sleep better at some point!
Seven other things?
Morning everyone.
Morning Emerald! How are you?
Mbd, YouTube songs.
Hey EM!!
Yeah... I have a thing with seven...
I'm okay today, feeling a bit better after my sleep.
How is everyone doing today?
I'm tired as all hell... And found myself going on a date with Loki tomorrow...
Ehh....
Ewww...
I'm good thanks! Slightly tired but good!
Life's too short is a good song. Not sure what I prefer, that or the for the first time in forever reprise.
I'm glad you're feeling better Em.
Well, that's happening...
THERE WAS JUST A BUG IN MY MOUTH AND I BIT IT ACCIDENTLY AND IT IS SO FUKING SPICY AND I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE!!!!!!!
Hi everyone!
*laughs at Death*
Whoops. Spicy bug.
Hey Mir! It's been an age! How are you?
Jerk...
*Waves*
Hey Mith!!
*attempts to hug Silente*
*stops suddenly*
Oh. Right. Vampire no hug...
*smiles at her*
I know... it has been far too long...
I'm fine, thanks! And you?
*waves back at Rose*
Hey Flower! :)
*Snickers at the nickname*
How's the geniusnessing, Holmes?
Click me!
And me!
Yes Mir. Vampire no hug.
*shakes her hand instead*
*grins at Rose*
I decided to call you Flower cause the Bambi reference yesterday was too cute! :)
And as I said, I am not the genius in the family...^^
*looks at Silente*
What's wrong?
(AWESONME SIL!)
(naw, thank you! ^.^))
You will always be more genius than me, Holmes.
*Winks and laughs*
Holmes. I've always wanted to call someone that. Now I can. Without sounding like a tool.
Nothing?
*checks herself for broken bones, cuts, grazes, and other wounds*
Nope. Can't see nothing wrong.
*laughs and winks at Flower*
So we both have nicknames for each other now... :D
(@death the second one was Clara. It's our...weird thing...along with snow who started it!)
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