Oh, not protesting, no. Resisting, however? Well. Let's leave it at, I'm sorry Mister. *slams his hand down and before the boy can even open his eyes, energy with the weight and consistency of a large ball of metal has hit him on the back of the head, inevitably knocking him out.*
Let me go, or something much worse will happen to you.
Star - it's just my college that sucks. Five of my seven lessons this week have been cancelled, they've messed my EPQ up and have messed up the UCAS. They're also forcing me to apply to English universities, despite me explicitly saying I want to get out of this country. :|
*looks at the boys slumped over body* *tilts her head to the side* Hmm. He's even cuter when he's asleep. Adorable lad. Such a sweet soul. Wasn't really made to be an assassin but he's training anyway. *smiles and gestures to the bubble around Trip* You have to get out to get me. Plus I refuse to play nice with people anymore. It's time for me to stop being seen as weak.
*gets up from the chair as it starts rupturing* Oh come on! That was a rental! Do you have any idea how much that cost! Stupid chair. *glares at its remains*
... I just found my GCSE certificates and I found the Beech Award that I got and it has a speech about me on the back and it's the most beautiful thing any adult has ever said about me and I'm crying oh my god. ;~;
*turns to face Trip* YOU JUST EXPLODED MY CHAIR WHY THE HELL WOULD I LET YOU GO?! *stalks up to Trip a cloak swirling behind her with the hood partially covering her face* *stops at the edge of the bubble* Screw. You.
I don't think Matex would be very happy about that, Silente, really.
*closes his eyes and breathes in, a moment later Silente feels the most severe and awful pain imaginable. It isn't coming from anywhere specifically, it just is*
*screams out and backs away* *closes her eyes as her face twists into a mask of pain* *breaths deeply and starts remembering what she was taught all those years ago* *takes deep breath after deep breath slowly straightening up and opening her eyes* *is grimacing but handling the pain as best she can* Go.....to.....hell!
I'm fine, too. I think I might change my character on here to one who I have just made and am writing about atm in some SP fanfic I'm writing and nearly finished.
Dragona, Kes has a grudge against Skulduggery and one of my friends was writing a fanfic with her in it and he had her kill Skulduggery within less than a page :3
Zaf: I presume the bonus points are for my character decapitating Skulduggery?
Well, yeah. Cabader was stood in an alley and Skulduggery tried to arrest him. Cabader resisted arrest and ignored his attempts to detain him - since, y'know, Cabader is indestructible because he's like a spirit in clothes so he can't be damaged. So he just completely ignored what Skulduggery was doing and sliced his head off. Then had nowhere to put his skull, so put it in a bin and allowed Skulduggery to find it himself.
Like an Alex Rider one. And someone wanted their character to be in it. So I asked them, "What kind of character do you want yours to be?" And they replied that they wanted to be half robot. So there was a half robot in a story about spies.
I think someone also ended up using Skulduggery's head as a weapon at one point?
Took ya bloomin time! Sorry Em I didn't ever meet Chase..I'd feel wrong writing about him if I never knew him :(
------------------------------------------------ *glares at trip* *struggles to form the word, one word* *snarls out* NEVER! *turns and starts stumbling away from him and the bubble*
Why? What have I done but help you? I mean, after I discovered the factory, I never told anyone. When the H bombs that YOU made we're used against the sanctuaries, I covered for you! What did I do that was so awful that you had to be rid of me?
*grins crazily* I never said rid of you. The fact you found out and shut it down. I can't have you knowing about my businesses. Or shutting them down. *eyes shimmer darkly* I've kept most of my activities a secret for my whole life. There are things I've done that would have me before a firing range in an instant. And the reason I'm not is because i fixed the loose ends.
Ah....well Memorial Day weekend we went to D.C and at Six Flags my friend showed me a scene with Loki. Because finals were the following week I couldnt watch the movies but I promised I would after finals. So last Frida we had a sleep over and I watched The Avengers, and my facial expression through it all was priceless. Saturday I came home from her house and that night I rented Thor off iTunes and accidently bought Thor: The Dark World so I watched all 3 movies in 2 days.
I don't have to be a loose end. *energy wraps around Silente's wrists and ankles and drags her over to the bubble. They proceed to yank her upright so their faces are only about a foot apart* I could be your closest ally.
*laughs cruely* A goody to-shoe spotter like you? Please. Don't make me laugh. I don't need an ally. My jobs get done, all of them are completed BY MYSELF. Why would I want to change that hmm?
Very well, don't have someone who could open more doors than you knew even existed on your side then. It's no skin off my nose. *energy grasps the back of Silente's head and bashes Silente's face into the bubble, again, and again, until she finally falls unconscious.*
If I couldn't pick Thor or Loki, character wise I love Frigga. I think she's so sweet, and I admire her. She took Loki knowing he was a frost giant and when he turned she never gave up on him, she still loved him like her own. I admire her.
I should, I'll have to do it when I have money. I'm going to NYC on Saturday to go see Les Miserables so maybe I'll find a store there. We're going near Times Square and Toys R Us and all too. I asked to do it before or after the play, I'm so excited
*Was meditating whilst sitting cross-legged, does not open his eyes* You understand that every time you walk more than one hundred meters away I will drag you back here and exact increasingly more horrible tortures upon you and your little lackey boy here until you release me, yes?
Kessie, if you're gonna be around Friday maybe you'll be able to meet up in Fairview, NJ. I'm going to my cousin's pizzaria and we're staying overnight
Lackey boy? Please he's just a student. Albeit an adorable one but still a student. Not a lackey at all. Poor lad. His test went so wrong. *smiles amusedly at the boys body* Maybe next time. He's got two more chances. *shrugs and runs as a blur away zig-zagging side to side*
*grunts and gets back up* hahaha nice try foolish one haha I'm so smart mem mem mem *glares* Fine I won't run. *taps the sigil on her nose and steps through the portal it makes into her underground vault*
*looks behind her at the boys head sticking through the portal* *sighs and smiles* I had such high hopes for you. Boy: *wakes up* m-miss? *smiles and kneels next to him* Shhh. I'm sorry for your loss. *the portal snaps closed decapitating the boy* *leaves his head where it lays*
*turns back to the boys head* *grins* *grabs a fistfull of the hair and runs a finger through the blood on the floor* *sucks her finger clean and carries the head to one if the closed doors* *opens it and throws the head in* *it lands on top of a long lost queens head* *marvels at the sight of so many heads in so many stages of decomposition* *slams the door shut and walks into the main factory* *its up and running yet again*
*figures Trip will be calling in operatives* *grabs a sniper and its ammo along with a mini machine gun, some grenades and smoke grenades and as many blades as she can carry which is A LOT OF BLADES* *steps through her portal hidden in the trees and climbs about 200 hindered metres away from Trip and hidden by the foliage*
*curses colourfully in French* *shouts back* No! Screw you Trip! *grips the tree tightly in one hand digging her fingerprints into its bark and hooking them in*
(Well, We'll skip a lot of the explaination because o can't be bothered typing it up. basically Trip is trapped in a bubble that won't describe unless I deactivate it. Oh and theres a beheaded body as well. And sanctuary operatives are on their way.)
(Trips in a bubble because my character carried a grudge against him. Actually she still does now. The head was chopped of by a portal due to Trip. It's elsewhere.)
Ah for Christ's sake! *runs along a branch jumping from tree to tree mere inches ahead of the bubble* *dives into the clearing with the bubble trip is in* Stupid bubble dome thing! *glares at Trip* Au revoir. Deeeked. *taps her nose and steps through the portal* *it snaps closed behind her*
Ah fart in yur general direction, English pig! Yur mother smells of Elderberries! *starts hysterically laughing and doubles over, unable to stop the influx of Monty Python memories*
(Ah. It didn't work too well. You got her then she left.) *gets bored of waiting* *kinda just wants to shoot Trip* *a very realistic hologram pops up before him outside the bubble* *it waves and shoots him the bird*
*steps out of a portal still weighed down with weapons* You could do any number of things to me. Quite frankly I have no reason to trust you. Also you're not cut out for my life style.
I know you have a wife who ran off with a different man. And that you screwed it up. And that you have a daughter. But sure. You want to prove your cut out for this? *pulls free a dagger* *throws it up catching it again and again* Then bring me Cara's head. That'll be proof enough.
No. How about I just do this in stead. *splays his hands and energy runs through her various bones in her limbs, shattering them, making action impossible. He laughs as she falls to the floor*
I considered cutting them off, but I thought I'd be nice.
Just because I have relatives doesn't make me weak. In fact it makes me strong, it gives me backup that will ALWAYS be there. *energy spears her shoulders and hips into the ground*
So, don't think I could run your piddly factories and assassin training rings?
I run the largest known intelligence agency on the planet, the largest spy ring in the magical world, train all my spies personally, bring about the return of channelling all while juggling with a hundred other things and a social life.
You just broke half my bones and pinned me to the ground with energy for asking you to kill someone Trip. Explain how I would trust that. *looks at Chord* Lend me a hand? And a leg or two..
*steps outside of her house dragging an oven on a leash* *surprisingly it seems to actually be moving be it's self* Come on little oven. Let's go for a small walk. *waves to everyone* Hi!!! Do you want to join me? I'm walking my oven!!!!!!
I'm kinda annoyed I'm missing school though because we're making ad's (like, tv ads) in english and playing soccre in PE, which are both things i love, not to mention we were going to use microscopes in science.
*She looks up from where she ha fallen asleep on the damn ground and whipes the moisture away with the back of her hand. She runs her hands through her hair, fixing it, and pulling the debris out* I can't believe he threw a rock at me...
Hi Judhipor! I don't think we've met! I am Dugglyn, the wild banshee ninja!! I have an army of zombie caterpillars and my eyes are slowly melting!! Oh, and in 3 days I am going to take over the world!!!! Mawhahahahahhahaahhaahha!!!!!!
Ok, I dedicate this page to walking ovens. It is very important because if I didn't walk hi m then he would be very unhappy and that would be bad. Some people might laugh at the thought of walking ovens but I take it very seriously. So everyone who doesn't walk their oven, walk it!!!!!!! It will make it happy!!!!!!!
Has anyone heard the parody for do you want to build a snowman?
It goes like this Do you want to hide a body We could throw it in the lake I do want to see it any more The cops are at my door So hurry, don't delay We used to be best buddies so help me out Or else I'll be thrown in jail Will you help me hide a body It spent have to be in one piece You can eat it if you want! (Sorry, got to go! Bye!)
Oh, this is rich. The vampire has titled herself "Manipulator of All." ...I can hardly even begin to explain how blatantly, laughably erroneous that title is, for so many reasons. Though I suppose it's fitting enough for it to have named itself after yet another lie.
*Stretches as she walks from a cave in the mountains, the sun shining in her face- it's been a few days since she's began to live there, driven from her home*
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okay, I'm back and have my snark under conrtol again.
LUUUUUCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *slow motion running with dramatic music in the background*
What rp is happening atm trip/sil?
@Mushroom: Oh. :/ Got that to look forward to then. :P
Hunter can talk to anyone if you want him to. I'll be distant, though.
(Er its a bit away from the clearing Rhydian, in a smaller clearing. Basically im getting pay back on an old grudge. Well not pay back as such.)
LYNXIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *attacklehuggles* I'VE MISSED YOUUUUU
RP? Huh, I feel like I'm missing something...
There's an RP going on?
Ooooooh, I haven't RP'd anything in so long!
I think last time I did, Nix blew up the moon... Zath had his true name to fight, Elaisse was here...
Ah, good times...
*agressivley hugs back* I'VE MISSED YOU TOO SISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD
Oh, not protesting, no. Resisting, however? Well. Let's leave it at, I'm sorry Mister. *slams his hand down and before the boy can even open his eyes, energy with the weight and consistency of a large ball of metal has hit him on the back of the head, inevitably knocking him out.*
Let me go, or something much worse will happen to you.
Star - it's just my college that sucks. Five of my seven lessons this week have been cancelled, they've messed my EPQ up and have messed up the UCAS. They're also forcing me to apply to English universities, despite me explicitly saying I want to get out of this country. :|
How's life then, Lynx? As suckish as ever?
(Also are you going to the London book launch in August?!)
Omg Lynx omg today is getting awesomer
*looks at the boys slumped over body*
*tilts her head to the side*
Hmm. He's even cuter when he's asleep. Adorable lad. Such a sweet soul. Wasn't really made to be an assassin but he's training anyway.
*smiles and gestures to the bubble around Trip*
You have to get out to get me. Plus I refuse to play nice with people anymore. It's time for me to stop being seen as weak.
Life is as life is; ie, suckish but I've finished my exams!! CAN I GET A WOOP WOOP!!?
And me? Anywhere beyond this tiny little town ehhhh, no. Unfortunately not. D:
I see the word assassin!
There's another assassin among us??
WOOP WOOP!
Exams suck, man! I did all of mine in one week this year... I'm almost certain I failed English Literature and Philosophy. :P
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D;
Luce- what country do you want to study in? I know some universities in my state are pretty good.
(Whoop Whoop!)
(And theres a whole SCHOOL of assassins. As well as me.)
I don't see you as weak. I'm just ludicrously powerful.
*Silente's swivel chair ruptures from the inside out as energy bursts from it's innards*
I can still destroy you. Let me go, before I destroy you.
I have a few countries in mind:
-Ireland
-Scotland
-Holland
-Italy
-Greece
-Australia
America is way too expensive... :'/
I'm pretty sure I've failed my physics, the exam was ridiculously hard!!
Anyway, I will be distant; I'm writing~~~~!
*gets up from the chair as it starts rupturing*
Oh come on! That was a rental! Do you have any idea how much that cost! Stupid chair.
*glares at its remains*
GO TO HOLLAND. :)
And - :/ I'm sorry, Mushroom . . . *hugs*
... I just found my GCSE certificates and I found the Beech Award that I got and it has a speech about me on the back and it's the most beautiful thing any adult has ever said about me and I'm crying oh my god. ;~;
So.
Freedom for me now?
Gtg bye!
Bye Rhydian!
Also, that's super Luce!
*turns to face Trip*
YOU JUST EXPLODED MY CHAIR WHY THE HELL WOULD I LET YOU GO?!
*stalks up to Trip a cloak swirling behind her with the hood partially covering her face*
*stops at the edge of the bubble*
Screw. You.
Sorry I poofed.
(Bye Rhydian!)
Bye Rhydian!
Annnnnnnd, I've gotta go too.
It's been great being back, even for just a little bit! *huggles to everyone*
Bye-bye, Lynx:( *cuddles*
(Bye Lynxia!)
I don't think Matex would be very happy about that, Silente, really.
*closes his eyes and breathes in, a moment later Silente feels the most severe and awful pain imaginable. It isn't coming from anywhere specifically, it just is*
Bye Lynx
*screams out and backs away*
*closes her eyes as her face twists into a mask of pain*
*breaths deeply and starts remembering what she was taught all those years ago*
*takes deep breath after deep breath slowly straightening up and opening her eyes*
*is grimacing but handling the pain as best she can*
Go.....to.....hell!
Oh I will eventually. But first:
Let. Me. Go.
(Be back in an hour or so.)
(oh okay then Trip. *presses pause on the rp*)
I too am poofing for a tad.Bbs.
Have fun guys
Anyone here?
I am.
Hey Zaf! How are you?
Andddd i'm back! I've attempted to strenghen my arms and will continue whenever I can! I may even start jogging to help my legs and core, who knows!
Hey Silente! How are you?
Apart from the dull ache in my left upper arm I'm fine thanks! How're you?
I'm fine, too. I think I might change my character on here to one who I have just made and am writing about atm in some SP fanfic I'm writing and nearly finished.
Oh cool! Discipline?
Oooh!!
Silente, adept. She can control electromagnetic waves. So radio waves, microwaves, infrared, visible light, ultraviolent, x-ray and gamma rays.
Actually, I just published the first part of a story about her. I didn't explain the character much because that will come later.
http://dragonapine.blogspot.co.uk/
If you're interested.
I remember once in my old series of fanfic Skulduggery tried to arrest one of my characters.
My character promptly sliced of Skulduggery's head and dumped his skull in a bin.
Dragona- that earned you bonus points in my book
Before I like demolished my blog I had 2718 published comments and 62 followers.
Today I got 13 views, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T USE THIS BLOG LIKE ANYMORE. That was my first post in more than a year.
Hey guys!
Dragona, Kes has a grudge against Skulduggery and one of my friends was writing a fanfic with her in it and he had her kill Skulduggery within less than a page :3
Zaf: I presume the bonus points are for my character decapitating Skulduggery?
Well, yeah. Cabader was stood in an alley and Skulduggery tried to arrest him. Cabader resisted arrest and ignored his attempts to detain him - since, y'know, Cabader is indestructible because he's like a spirit in clothes so he can't be damaged.
So he just completely ignored what Skulduggery was doing and sliced his head off.
Then had nowhere to put his skull, so put it in a bin and allowed Skulduggery to find it himself.
Kestrel: Lol.
In my old fanfics, odd things were happening like that. Like when I made a character kill a vampire with a sock.
... AND then Derek read my story.
And called me an oddball because I made a vampire die from a sock.
Looks good so far Dragona!
I remember that!
Derek told us a story about me. God I really am insane.
Seriously over Skype he told my friends a story about how I was married to Ravel...
*laughs* I hope NJ will call me again at the signings.
I used to write REALLY strange fanfics.
Like an Alex Rider one. And someone wanted their character to be in it. So I asked them, "What kind of character do you want yours to be?"
And they replied that they wanted to be half robot.
So there was a half robot in a story about spies.
I think someone also ended up using Skulduggery's head as a weapon at one point?
Oh yeah, they killed a zombie with it.
Good times.
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Please contribute too and share and make this your way of telling the world what a great guy Chase was.
Thank you x
I did Em
I didn't actually know Chase, so...
I HAVE RETURNED!
Hi Trip
Dragona- I did, not for long but enough.
Keep Calm and Carry On - Mass Effect style:
http://data1.whicdn.com/images/34310455/large.jpg
. . .
I don't know what to say . . .
@Dragona: THAT'S AWESOME. XD
Took ya bloomin time!
Sorry Em I didn't ever meet Chase..I'd feel wrong writing about him if I never knew him :(
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*glares at trip*
*struggles to form the word, one word*
*snarls out* NEVER!
*turns and starts stumbling away from him and the bubble*
I said something that means a lot to me. I used the Asgards and their funeral, lighting a candle and the candles follow the dead...okay crying FUCK
...
Why? What have I done but help you? I mean, after I discovered the factory, I never told anyone. When the H bombs that YOU made we're used against the sanctuaries, I covered for you! What did I do that was so awful that you had to be rid of me?
Hey Zaf, where did this Thor obsession come from anyway?
FUCKS SAKE I CANT WATCH THAT SCENE
*curls up sobbing*
*grins crazily*
I never said rid of you. The fact you found out and shut it down. I can't have you knowing about my businesses. Or shutting them down.
*eyes shimmer darkly*
I've kept most of my activities a secret for my whole life. There are things I've done that would have me before a firing range in an instant. And the reason I'm not is because i fixed the loose ends.
Ah....well Memorial Day weekend we went to D.C and at Six Flags my friend showed me a scene with Loki. Because finals were the following week I couldnt watch the movies but I promised I would after finals. So last Frida we had a sleep over and I watched The Avengers, and my facial expression through it all was priceless. Saturday I came home from her house and that night I rented Thor off iTunes and accidently bought Thor: The Dark World so I watched all 3 movies in 2 days.
I don't have to be a loose end. *energy wraps around Silente's wrists and ankles and drags her over to the bubble. They proceed to yank her upright so their faces are only about a foot apart* I could be your closest ally.
You know, you should read some of the Thor comics too, they're seriously good.
*laughs cruely*
A goody to-shoe spotter like you? Please. Don't make me laugh. I don't need an ally. My jobs get done, all of them are completed BY MYSELF. Why would I want to change that hmm?
Crap, I totally forget I was online :/
Em, I said something :) I didn't know him very well, but...*hugs*
Comics....I should. Eh if I can find them *doesnt live somewhere with good comic stores*
Zaf, they're probably on Amazon :)
ALSO
GUESS WHO'S GOING TO IRELAND TOMORROW
Very well, don't have someone who could open more doors than you knew even existed on your side then. It's no skin off my nose. *energy grasps the back of Silente's head and bashes Silente's face into the bubble, again, and again, until she finally falls unconscious.*
Goody two-shoes spotter my arse.
If I couldn't pick Thor or Loki, character wise I love Frigga. I think she's so sweet, and I admire her. She took Loki knowing he was a frost giant and when he turned she never gave up on him, she still loved him like her own. I admire her.
Yeah, Amazon has just about every comic you could ever want.
That swashbuckler guy is my favourite. I can never remember his name because his part is always so tragically small.
Trip, forget every comic- Amazon has EVERYTHING you could ever want.
And forgive me if I'm alone in this, but does Zaf seem to have developed a bit of an obsession with Thor? :P
Who wouldn't? ;P
I should, I'll have to do it when I have money. I'm going to NYC on Saturday to go see Les Miserables so maybe I'll find a store there. We're going near Times Square and Toys R Us and all too. I asked to do it before or after the play, I'm so excited
*falls unconscious with a bloodied nose*
*the bubble stays up and will do so until I deactivate it*
*wakes up again*
Owwww. My face.
*cracks her nose into place so it'll set straight*
*gets up and starts walking away again*
*considers*
True XD
ZAF I'M GOING TO BE IN NEW YORK TOMORROW
If it had been two days later we could have met up...:(
*blushes* How can you not A. Thor himself is hawt, B. the story is so interesting and C. It's just wow...I never realized how cool it is.
*Was meditating whilst sitting cross-legged, does not open his eyes* You understand that every time you walk more than one hundred meters away I will drag you back here and exact increasingly more horrible tortures upon you and your little lackey boy here until you release me, yes?
Kessie, if you're gonna be around Friday maybe you'll be able to meet up in Fairview, NJ. I'm going to my cousin's pizzaria and we're staying overnight
Lackey boy? Please he's just a student. Albeit an adorable one but still a student. Not a lackey at all. Poor lad. His test went so wrong.
*smiles amusedly at the boys body*
Maybe next time. He's got two more chances.
*shrugs and runs as a blur away zig-zagging side to side*
*a massive dome appears around the area, trapping Silente. It begins to withdraw at a speedy pace, taking down trees and vampires alike. Laughs*
Nice try, foolish one.
*grunts and gets back up*
hahaha nice try foolish one haha I'm so smart mem mem mem
*glares*
Fine I won't run.
*taps the sigil on her nose and steps through the portal it makes into her underground vault*
Trip- I'm crazy enough to record Thor in HD so I can see him shirtless in HD.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/017/e/a/mass_effect__geth_by_switish-d4molst.png
(This being a Geth:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pf8Qa4giNk8/S_Ydd5GBMNI/AAAAAAAAALY/AZRRsFb1n7o/s1600/Geth.jpg)
*energy drags the boy so that his neck is half through the portal. He will be decapitated if the portal closes.*
*energy holds him down using cords as strong as diamonds*
*forgot I was here again*
*facepalm*
Zaf, I'd love to, but I'm only there because I have to wait for my flight to Ireland- I have a twelve hour layover.
*looks behind her at the boys head sticking through the portal*
*sighs and smiles*
I had such high hopes for you.
Boy: *wakes up* m-miss?
*smiles and kneels next to him* Shhh. I'm sorry for your loss.
*the portal snaps closed decapitating the boy*
*leaves his head where it lays*
As I expected. Well, time to mak some calls. *pulls out his phone*
Aaah. Have fun in Ireland!
I will, Zaf, thanks :)
And my sister is making me draw with her, so *poofs*
*turns back to the boys head* *grins*
*grabs a fistfull of the hair and runs a finger through the blood on the floor*
*sucks her finger clean and carries the head to one if the closed doors*
*opens it and throws the head in*
*it lands on top of a long lost queens head*
*marvels at the sight of so many heads in so many stages of decomposition*
*slams the door shut and walks into the main factory*
*its up and running yet again*
I have to go now. Night!
(Bye Dragona!)
*begins to play some game, isn't really paying much attention, just waiting*
Bye Dragona! Hey Elleni!
(Hey Jazz! How are you?! Its been an age!)
*figures Trip will be calling in operatives*
*grabs a sniper and its ammo along with a mini machine gun, some grenades and smoke grenades and as many blades as she can carry which is A LOT OF BLADES*
*steps through her portal hidden in the trees and climbs about 200 hindered metres away from Trip and hidden by the foliage*
Woo! Graduation! *throws hat in the air and catches it again*
Ow! Why was my hat a porcupine?
(Congrats jazz...I think..I don't know much about american schools...but yeah congrats!)
*shouts* Get over here Silente! I can see your soul!
*she didn't notice one major thing- his eyes are still closed*
*curses colourfully in French*
*shouts back*
No! Screw you Trip!
*grips the tree tightly in one hand digging her fingerprints into its bark and hooking them in*
(of course you can! Unless Trip has any objections..)
(Well, We'll skip a lot of the explaination because o can't be bothered typing it up. basically Trip is trapped in a bubble that won't describe unless I deactivate it. Oh and theres a beheaded body as well. And sanctuary operatives are on their way.)
(**deactivate)
(Trips in a bubble because my character carried a grudge against him. Actually she still does now. The head was chopped of by a portal due to Trip. It's elsewhere.)
~bursts into hysterical tears... again~
~tries to compose myself as I'm at the library and people are going to start asking me questions any second~
(Hey Skyril. Nice to finally meet you!)
Herrow Skril!
Fine then! *curses her in a prehistoric tongue* Bubble time, b****! *the dome reappears and begins to shrink again*
Ah for Christ's sake!
*runs along a branch jumping from tree to tree mere inches ahead of the bubble*
*dives into the clearing with the bubble trip is in*
Stupid bubble dome thing!
*glares at Trip*
Au revoir. Deeeked.
*taps her nose and steps through the portal*
*it snaps closed behind her*
Try to say "bubble" in an angry tone.
Ah fart in yur general direction, English pig! Yur mother smells of Elderberries! *starts hysterically laughing and doubles over, unable to stop the influx of Monty Python memories*
(GOD DAMN THOU BUBBLE! Nope it just....takes the angry away and adds funny. Hey Chord)
Wow, that's really hard. Also, who are you?
*isn't listening to him*
*is watching on a screen waiting for agents to arrive*
*waiting is very boring*
I'm Chord Waylett. Hence the Blogger profile above my comments.
(however you want. Maybe your on a stroll away from the big clearing then cone across this little one with Trip stuck inside a bubble in it.)
(Just do. You can walk up and say "Hello" if you really can't think up anything else.)
Yes, but have we met?
(Trip are any sanctuary operatives coming? And if not who the hell did you call?)
*begins to recite little bits of diologue to hints elf as he very slowly falls to the floor*
T... It's but a flesh wound!
De ja vu, de ja vu, de ja vu!
Bwahahahahahah! *etc*
(He didn't, he just pretended to to get Silente to come back. It was all a ruse...)
(Ah. It didn't work too well. You got her then she left.)
*gets bored of waiting*
*kinda just wants to shoot Trip*
*a very realistic hologram pops up before him outside the bubble*
*it waves and shoots him the bird*
*slowly stops laughing, managing to get up onto all fours*
Sorry, sorry. Do you like Monty Python, Silente? *chuckles, his eyes glaze over for a second*
Nice fake you, by the way.
*the hologram nods*
Willing to have your mind wiped peacefully yet?
Not on your life.
Really, just let me work with you. It can only benefit you. What am I going to actually do to you?
*steps out of a portal still weighed down with weapons*
You could do any number of things to me. Quite frankly I have no reason to trust you. Also you're not cut out for my life style.
*this sends him into another fit of mad laughter*
Me? I-
*he laughs some more*
Sorry, sorry. I should respond to your point respecfULLY! *laughs some more*
I? I'm not cut out for YOUR lifestyle? Do you know anything about me at all? *giggles*
I know you have a wife who ran off with a different man. And that you screwed it up. And that you have a daughter. But sure. You want to prove your cut out for this?
*pulls free a dagger*
*throws it up catching it again and again*
Then bring me Cara's head. That'll be proof enough.
Uh huh?
No. How about I just do this in stead. *splays his hands and energy runs through her various bones in her limbs, shattering them, making action impossible. He laughs as she falls to the floor*
I considered cutting them off, but I thought I'd be nice.
Just because I have relatives doesn't make me weak. In fact it makes me strong, it gives me backup that will ALWAYS be there. *energy spears her shoulders and hips into the ground*
So, don't think I could run your piddly factories and assassin training rings?
I run the largest known intelligence agency on the planet, the largest spy ring in the magical world, train all my spies personally, bring about the return of channelling all while juggling with a hundred other things and a social life.
Your lifestyle is what I do on holiday.
*grits her teeth as tears warm her eyes*
*groans and blinks*
I don't trust you. Not even remotely. And I hope you rot in that bubble.
*grins*
-I walk in, checking Silente's vitals-
Is that why you have no friends, Trip?
(I MEAN THIS IN ROLEPLAY TERMS I KNOW WE ALL LOVE YOU TRIP)
I can leave whenever I want. *pulls out a phylaxtrite*
You didn't think I wouldn't follow you without a way to escape did you? I'm just enjoying myself too much.
You should trust me, I could have told everyone, but I kept it to myself, just like I said I would.
*smiles at Chord*
Im fine. Few broken bones and holes. I've had much worse done to me..
Hey! She's the one who trapped me in a bubble and threatened to wipe my memories. I was just proving a point.
"A few broken bones".
All the bones in her limbs are shattered.
You just broke half my bones and pinned me to the ground with energy for asking you to kill someone Trip. Explain how I would trust that.
*looks at Chord*
Lend me a hand? And a leg or two..
-I waver my hand, as Dantè walks out, kneeling down beside Silente, beginning to heal her-
Dantè is able to "undo" one's magic.
Hello mister Crow. How's life?
*stretches out her muscles as they are healed*
*grits her teeth and lunges forwards off the energy spikes*
Owww.
Always fear, Dugglyn is here!!!!!!
How be's yous eyes?!?!?!?!??!
How be's yous?!?!?!?!??!
Only 3 more days......
Hehehe....
How so?
Actually the bone thing was unrelated, it was just a display of my absolute power and ability to live your lifestyle half asleep.
I only have one more day of school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bah Gtg to bed now. Will be on till later tomorrow though. Soz. Continue without me.
hello.
i am home sick with a cold and little to no voice.
*steps outside of her house dragging an oven on a leash*
*surprisingly it seems to actually be moving be it's self*
Come on little oven. Let's go for a small walk.
*waves to everyone*
Hi!!! Do you want to join me? I'm walking my oven!!!!!!
I'm home sick as well, Snow.
High-five.
Ahhh, poor Snow!
Hope you feel better soon!!!!!!!
How are your eyeballs?!
Ahh, poor you too, Chord!!! Hope you feel better soon, too!!!
How are your eyes?!
Bye Silente! Hey Snow!
Cool! *snaps the phylaxtrite and disappears. A few minutes later he comes back dragging his oven*
Woo! Oven walk!
XD
I'm kinda annoyed I'm missing school though because we're making ad's (like, tv ads) in english and playing soccre in PE, which are both things i love, not to mention we were going to use microscopes in science.
Hby, Silente!!!!!!!
*walks over to Trip, her oven trailing behind her*
Where do you normally walk yours?
I don't really have a normal routine.
That's to be, Snow!
When do you get out of school?
Oh I tend to walk around the lake a few times, let it go for a swim and then dry off with a game of catch.
*She looks up from where she ha fallen asleep on the damn ground and whipes the moisture away with the back of her hand. She runs her hands through her hair, fixing it, and pulling the debris out* I can't believe he threw a rock at me...
Hey Death! It's been yonks! How are you?
Ooo... sounds fun!
Come on oven, you can go in the lake!!
*unclips the leash*
*pushes the oven into the water*
There you go!
(Haha, hey Trip! Yeah, I know! I'm. I'm alright. Actually alright. Thanks! How are you?))
Ugh. Ded. Hmm.....
Hi Judhipor!
I don't think we've met!
I am Dugglyn, the wild banshee ninja!!
I have an army of zombie caterpillars and my eyes are slowly melting!!
Oh, and in 3 days I am going to take over the world!!!!
Mawhahahahahhahaahhaahha!!!!!!
*pushes his in the water too* Yayyy! Swimming ovens!
Ah, I'm as good as always thanks. And that's really good Death, really, really great.
Herrow Sur, how are you?
Ok, I dedicate this page to walking ovens. It is very important because if I didn't walk hi m then he would be very unhappy and that would be bad. Some people might laugh at the thought of walking ovens but I take it very seriously. So everyone who doesn't walk their oven, walk it!!!!!!! It will make it happy!!!!!!!
Hello Sir!!!!!
How be's yous?!?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?!?!?
Sorry! very distant.
mind is wandering and akdghhsuejd
Greetings, Mr. Castalan, Ms. Rose, Ms. Dugglyn, and whoever else may be here.
Disheartened, Mr. Castalan and Ms. Dugglyn, after an unfortunate encounter with needles. Still, thank you kindly, the both of you, for inquiring.
Hey Sir and Rose!
*Pops in to hug them both* :)
:0
*Kisses Sir's hurt arm/needle spot*
Aw, that's a shame Sir. Would you like to take your oven for a walk? It always makes me feel better!
Hi Adra!!!!
How be's yous eyes?!
How be's yous?!?!
Oh. Needles! D:
And while on the walk you can take your oven for a swim and play catch with us!!!!!!
It's fun!!!
Yeah!!! My iven's swimming at the bottom if the lake!
Mine two!!!!!!!!
**too
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Qu-
...
I believe that I do not, in fact, have the proper words to react to this.
:D
Yay! I'm glad I've rendered you speechless. :3 *Cuddles him gently* I hope it doesn't happen again..
*Cuddles again*
*Goes out of the blog*
Has anyone heard the parody for do you want to build a snowman?
It goes like this
Do you want to hide a body
We could throw it in the lake
I do want to see it any more
The cops are at my door
So hurry, don't delay
We used to be best buddies
so help me out
Or else I'll be thrown in jail
Will you help me hide a body
It spent have to be in one piece
You can eat it if you want!
(Sorry, got to go! Bye!)
I AM LOKI OF ASGARD, AND I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE! KNEEL BEFORE ME YOU MEWLING QUIMS!
Oh, this is rich. The vampire has titled herself "Manipulator of All."
...I can hardly even begin to explain how blatantly, laughably erroneous that title is, for so many reasons. Though I suppose it's fitting enough for it to have named itself after yet another lie.
Good evening everyone!
Hello, everyone.
And Tom Hiddleston.
Hello, Alastair Cruciatus, I have heard rumors of you, join me and you will suffer not.
Who is this Hiddleston of Tom, I am Loki of Asgard. Who are you to dare call me by such a, ridiculous name?
Tom Hiddleston?
Mmm...
Sign me up.
*Stretches as she walks from a cave in the mountains, the sun shining in her face- it's been a few days since she's began to live there, driven from her home*
Valencia, you must be delirious with new wine, I know not what you speak of.
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