*runs faster, passing the guards, catching up* *slows to Claire's speed, holding the armour in her left hand, right hand hanging at her side in hopes that Claire won't notice the damage until after, if ever* *holds the armour towards Claire*
(you know a woman thing i.e: I'm just popping on here i.e: I'm just going to nip over there (and yes Ed its from Lee Evans, but its a good question) and here is a link to a funny song http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs
Claire: No! *her eyes flash white and the armour disappears from Silente's grip, falling back down the stairs to the bottom* I'm not weari- ... What's wrong with your hand?
Claire: *her eyes glow white and Silente is halted in her tracks* *lifts her back up the stairs with a wave of her hand* Listen to me, Silente. Tell me what's wrong with you, and tell me what you did to your hand. Then I will wear the armour. Are we clear?
Claire: *growls in frustration, pulling her own hair* Silente! I care about you, yeah?! Stop doing this! Talk to me! *splays her hand, pushing Silente against the wall behind her* Just... please... stop... *wipes a tear from her face*
(I jammed my middle finger in the heavy doors where I used to dance...I had to go to hospital and I had an operation and it was very traumatic *shudders*)
(I am fine with most forms of healthcare and the like. I am not a big fan of hospitals. In the last eight years I have been to a hospital... Five times?)
(don't jinx yourself Ed ^^ Ive been there for a number of reasons: I poured a kettle over my legs as a baby I fainted and hit my head on a car I turned my eyelid inside out and that accident.)
(feck! eye accidents go through me the most *shudders* I remember once, when I was goalie in hockey, our best player whacked the ball into the back of the goal, which hit me on the head...luckily I was wearing a helmet. the next thing I remember was sitting down in the mud...I blacked out)
Claire: ... Stay there... I'm going alone... *her eyes continue to glow white and she walks up the stairs, keeping Silente in the same position with her telekinesis*
Claire: *runs up the stairs, reaching a door* *uses her telekinesis to open the lock, and opens the door* *the room that greets her is long, with lasers placed at random intervals*
(Handing the reigns over to the little girl in my head.)
*skips happily and stops when she sees the man* Hello! I'm Raven but clearly you already knew that. Who are you? Mum said not to go into houses with strangers.
*smiles* Oh hello Kaden! What's ale? *walks up to the house with a spring in her step* *holds out a daisy chain that should fit around his wrist* Would you like a daisy chain?
Oh! I know gods, or like I know a god that exists. Oh, what was her name again? I don't know, it doesn't matter. Anyway, is ale alcoholic, because I can't have alcohol?
*pulls a bottle of water out of a bag* Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You should know the law, I'm pretty sure 13 year old's can't drink. Only big people can drink. So, you can have your big kid drink and i'll have my water. *smiles and sits at the table*
@Raven: Homework. I've got a research project thing and I want to get the research done before Monday... :/ As you can tell, my life is the epitome of excitement and hardcoreness. :P
Ahem. I would like to dedicate this page to the following YouTube channels for making me, and countless other people, smile every so often. -vlogbrothers -wheezywaiter -emmablackery -lukeisnotsexy -danisnotonfire -amazingphil -iisuperwomanii -tobuscus -sprinkleofglitter -thisbedottie -connorfranta -tyleroakley -crashcourse -danandphilgames -nerdcubed -pewdiepie I would also like to dedicate this page to the initialisation DFTBA. And to #octathorpe. Because. Also, I'd like to dedicate this page to you all. You're amazing. *hugs*
*kicks the gun away* Don't throw a gun near me. *jumps out from under the table and looks frantically around for the stairs* I'm coming with you, and you're not allowed to hit anyone.
*frowns* No, you're not allowed. Put the sword away, mister. *stares at the four thugs* *whispers to Kaden* Follow my lead. *clears her throat* Hello, me and um....can I call you my friend? Yeah ok? Doesn't matter. My friend and I would like to know if you'd like some tea? We have....what sort of tea do we have?
Jesus raven that is the worst thing I have ever herd in my life Thug 1 * jumps at raven* Kaden*slices his foot open with katana* Sorry raven Now for the rest of you GET OUT OF MY HOUSE *pulling out a gun*
*stares at him in horror* They hadn't attacked us yet! Now there's a man with a bleeding foot. Go down stairs Kaden, leave the sword. Don't make any more trouble. *looks at the thugs* My friend is just a little angry you've broken into his house. Please just take a seat in here while he cools off, I'll look after you're friend. *sits down near the man* Is your foot okay?
*stares at the girl* I have a great idea, instead of shooting and killing. Let's all introduce ourselves. I'm Raven. That's Kaden. *points at Kaden* How are we all today?
Ooohh pretty! I'll go make some tea, while all you guys get to know each other. Kaden, don't hurt anyone else. *puts the ear plugs in and walks down the stairs*
*puts the kettle on the boil* *starts singing smash mouth to herself* *opens up at least 4 cupboards before she finds the tea bag* Ah hah! Thought you could hide from me but nooooo. I am Raven, tea-bag hunting extraordinaire.
Thug 3: lunges at Kennedy slitting her wrist Then cutting Kadens daisy chain
Kaden It's on now raven made that for me *sing shattering the thugs skull who cut the daisy chain* *one swift motion decapitating the hand cuffed thug then pulling out the dessert eagle from the coat then shooting the rest of them* Huh that was easy *raise gun at the girl near the window who are you*
*continues to sing around the kitchen, dancing around, opening and closing doors in time to the music in her head, completely oblivious to the commotion above her head* *pours the tea into the cups and places them on a tray* *walks up the stairs continuing the song* Well she was looking kimda dumb with her finger and her.... *stops and stares dropping all the tea cups* *doesn't move and doesn't say anything, just stares*
(Hello Loki. Don't disrespect the midgardians. I'll brb, I have to pit some olives.)
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(what for Ed? ^^ don't apologise)
(i have a question for Chloe and Sil:
which one is faster, a nip or a pop?)
*runs faster, passing the guards, catching up*
*slows to Claire's speed, holding the armour in her left hand, right hand hanging at her side in hopes that Claire won't notice the damage until after, if ever*
*holds the armour towards Claire*
(Now I have managed to confuse my own brain)
(Lee Evans?)
(@Ed yeah and my friend told me once how he said cheers to someone and they were like wtf we're not toasting to anything so why are you saying cheers?
Toasting, of course, being a small speech before drinking. Not the bread toasting.)
(a nip?
Aww Ed ^^)
(Nip? Pop? What? Werewolf is faster than vampire, vampire is stronger.)
NIP TO THE SHOPS
(I occasionally use cheers instead of thanks Tia)
Claire: Nope. I'm not wearing it. *frowns and pauses* ... Why your left hand?
Because. Put the armour on Claire. Carrying it will burden me..
(you know a woman thing
i.e: I'm just popping on here
i.e: I'm just going to nip over there
(and yes Ed its from Lee Evans, but its a good question)
and here is a link to a funny song
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs
It's Winter Soldier o'clock.
(I LOVE THART SONG! IM LISTENING TO MICHAEL MCINTYRE FAIRY TALE OF NEWYORK)
(Trying to find scissors at Christmas)
Claire: Then drop it. I gave you a choice for me to wear it or not and you chose for me not to. Therefore I won't.
(don't get me started on that Ed *laughs head off*)
Claire put the armour on!
(The magical gliders)
Claire, perhaps you didn't hear me before. If you die, I will kill you. You can't just hurt Sil like that. Can't you see she worries?
(hehehe IM the unfortunate ones that fail at gliding)
(Somehow, I can glide. It is a gift)
Claire: No! *her eyes flash white and the armour disappears from Silente's grip, falling back down the stairs to the bottom* I'm not weari-
... What's wrong with your hand?
(show off...I cant balance my glasses on my forehead..)
Claire!
*starts running down after the armour*
(Neither can I, it takes a skill I don't have)
Claire: *her eyes glow white and Silente is halted in her tracks* *lifts her back up the stairs with a wave of her hand* Listen to me, Silente. Tell me what's wrong with you, and tell me what you did to your hand. Then I will wear the armour. Are we clear?
(I don't wear my glasses...I don't even know why I have them. people are always like 'do you have glasses? when I do wear them...)
(I wish I didn't need mine all the time, yet when I don't where them generally involves walking into things and falling over)
Nothing is wrong we me I'm fine and so is my hand. See.
*waves her left hand, subtly moving her right behind her back*
(I am long sighted but I don't wear them. Strange thing is, I bought these fake thick rimmed glasses the otherday and I wear them nonstop)
(I am short sighted)
(ahh ^^ I haven't been to the opticians in ages...)
Claire: *growls in frustration, pulling her own hair* Silente! I care about you, yeah?! Stop doing this! Talk to me! *splays her hand, pushing Silente against the wall behind her* Just... please... stop... *wipes a tear from her face*
(I went the other day, never again)
(OMG Michael Mcintyre came to Swansea!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuUYFEyFlxg)
(realyy? )
*cries out when her hand is squashed behind her*
Claire don't hurt yourself! Don't cry..
(They have weird tools and machines)
(I don't like the glasses they put on you, the ones with the many lenses and things)
(I'm going to disappear now, but i may be back tomorrow)
(I'm still going to be available via email Chloe)
(okay Rhos *huggles*)
(They look more like torture equipment than glasses
Bye Gar)
(im alright with the optitians...its doctors and hosptials... *shudders* ever since I was 8...)
Claire: ... Please... just tell me...
(Why?)
*sighs and pulls her hand out from behind her back, wincing at the sight*
(I jammed my middle finger in the heavy doors where I used to dance...I had to go to hospital and I had an operation and it was very traumatic *shudders*)
Claire: ... What did you do? ... Why?
(Sounds painful *hugs*)
(*huggles* it was...the tip of my finger was literally hanging off...)
Um...i punched something that was more solid than my hand?
(I am fine with most forms of healthcare and the like. I am not a big fan of hospitals. In the last eight years I have been to a hospital... Five times?)
Claire: ... Why did you do that?
(I used to be really accident prone)
(Ouch! I have never been to hospital luckily)
*hugs Chloe*
I had an incident with my thumb, but this sounds worse...
*huuuugs*
(I still am incredibly accident prone)
(don't jinx yourself Ed ^^
Ive been there for a number of reasons:
I poured a kettle over my legs as a baby
I fainted and hit my head on a car
I turned my eyelid inside out
and that accident.)
Uh..it had it coming? Could you stop pinning me against the wall please?
(*huggles Kas* what are we all like?
I almost impaled myself with a knife yesterday whilst carving pumpkins)
(I have had a door handle go through my eye)
(ouchie Ed! how did you manage that?)
(I honestly don't know how, one minute fine, the next I had a door handle in my eye)
Claire: When you tell me the truth!
(I have mainly been treated for battle wounds at the hospital. Namely gunshots, though a few sword wounds too.)
I had a table, entire weight of a toppling table, fall on my thumb.
(@Soph Ded?)
(feck! eye accidents go through me the most *shudders* I remember once, when I was goalie in hockey, our best player whacked the ball into the back of the goal, which hit me on the head...luckily I was wearing a helmet. the next thing I remember was sitting down in the mud...I blacked out)
It was a very imposing lamppost! It could've stolen your motorbike!
(I dropped two bricks on my toe one after the other)
(crap Kas! nasty )
(*laughs* how clumsy we are!)
(That does not sound fun Chloe. At least you were wearing a helmet *hugs*)
(*hugs* yes, otherwise I would have had some damage done to my head...or not. I have a thick skull)
*hugs Chloe* Lucky you! Blacking out is way better than brain damage.
(*hugs Kas* I really have a thick skull...the amount of times ive head butted my brother...)
(Skulls do have their uses)
(I am thinking, Tia.)
Claire: ... You won't tell me the truth. You won't... I... I know you won't... *sobs*
(^^ indeed they do...another reason for my liking of them)
Claire...don't cry...I never know when you're crying for real...don't....
(I have to depart now, bye)
(I have to go to bed now ^^ night night my accident prone but great friends *huggles everyone*)
Claire: Why the hell wouldn't this be for real? I'm wanting to help you and you're just... *cries, hiding her face in her hands*
(Good night, Chloe!)
Claire! *looks miserable* Claire please don't...
Claire: ... Stay there... I'm going alone... *her eyes continue to glow white and she walks up the stairs, keeping Silente in the same position with her telekinesis*
CLAIRE DON'T!
*starts panicking, worried she'll get hurt, or worse*
Claire: *runs up the stairs, reaching a door* *uses her telekinesis to open the lock, and opens the door* *the room that greets her is long, with lasers placed at random intervals*
*hugs Sil*
[ B o u n c e s ]
Hello, Daisy!
[Whiskers move in bunny-style greeting]
(I will be back soon.)
I'm not sure if we've met. I am Tia Halcyon, Chronomancer.
*extends hand in greeting*
(Adios, Soph. Hope you have a ded by then.)
(I am back.)
(It's gone quiet, Soph.
Where's Sil?)
(I am aware it has gone quiet.
Perhaps she has fallen asleep.)
[Blinks]
[Nose wiggles]
[Shuffle-hops forward]
(Hello Daisy.)
(Her sleeping pattern is irregular.
How are you and Dragona?)
(It is.
I am depressed. Dragona is fine. Yourself?)
(*sighs* I want to help, Soph. You're always depressed :c)
*looks at Daisy*
*pats her, hoping to make her happier*
How are you, Daisy-Bunny?
[Whiskers twitch again, as a bunny-greeting to Sophia]
[Sniffs Starling-Tia's hand]
(If you want to help - stop hugging me and stop pissing me off. That would be a great help. But it is true - I am always depressed.)
(I have avoided hugging you for some time now.
How do I piss you off?)
*plays with the bunny's ears*
[Sits there and looks pink, fuzzy and cute]
(You hugged me a few days ago, Tia.
I will be back soon.)
*peers closer*
Ah!
*hands the bunny some sweets*
Happy Halloween to you too!
So exactly who are you?
[Tries to unwrap sweets with nose]
[Fails]
[Wiggles ears in a pattern that translates to 'Happy Halloween to you, too!']
*is shocked at being able to speak bunny ear*
*unwraps the sweets*
Orange, strawberry, cola flavoured...
Ooh, here's a carrot flavoured one!
*unwraps a few more*
*touches the bunny, feeling it's warmth*
...
(Hey, El!
Fabi?)
(I am back.)
(It's quiet again...
Do you want to discuss anything, Ms Keating?)
(I am not a Ms. I am a Commander.
That would depend on the topic, Tia.)
I apologise.
Are there any topics of discussion on your mind, Commander?
[Quickly noms the carrot-flavored one]
[Licks the orange-flavored one experimentally]
[Tilts head]
[Noms that one, too]
[Studies the cola-flavored one]
[Pushes it away and eats the strawberry]
[Waves ears] "Thank you for the yummyness"
[Waves ears in a way that translates to "Hi and byebye Elleni!"]
(I was wondering why a rabbit would be pink.)
*considers introducing her wolf to Daisy*
*decides against it*
*tries tickling the bunny*
Soph, it's magic! Or maybe dye?
[Is confused]
[Tickling isn't a part of everyday bunny life]
[Presses nose against Starling-Tia's hand]
(Bye, El!)
*awkwardly rubs palm of her hand against Daisy's nose*
*tries extra-hard not to smile, as her teeth would likely look predatory to Daisy, and scare her off*
Who's a bouncy little bunny?
You are!
*tickles*
You are :)
(Yes, but why pink, exactly? I rather feel sorry for the rabbit.)
[Bounces]
[Waves ears happily at Elleni and Tia]
[Shuffle hops away a bit]
[Looks back at Tia and wiggles ears] "You coming?"
(I'd say pink is meant to be cute, but really, in this scenario, I think it's just a colour. An extraordinary colour.)
((This rp better have a happy ending.))
*follows the bunny*
*remembers seeing bunnies before*
*they're always so cute*
(I have to get up early tomorrow, so I'm going to sleep earlier. Good evening, and night, to both Sophia and Daisy.)
((Sorry I disappeared, dinner))
[Bunny leads Tia a happy land of rainbow colored animals and clouds made of cotton candy]
[Also, everything that isn't an animal is either bouncy or edible, sometimes both]
Hello?
(Hello Fay.)
(Hello)
(Hey Kaden.)
Raven would you like like to come in
*gestures to a house in the distance*
(Handing the reigns over to the little girl in my head.)
*skips happily and stops when she sees the man*
Hello! I'm Raven but clearly you already knew that. Who are you? Mum said not to go into houses with strangers.
Well then I am Kaden... Now we are not strangers I got some ale if you like
*smiles*
Sorry for poofing :(
Hi, Raven and Kaden!
*smiles*
Oh hello Kaden! What's ale?
*walks up to the house with a spring in her step*
*holds out a daisy chain that should fit around his wrist*
Would you like a daisy chain?
Phoenix I do not believe we have meet
*holds out hand*
(No worries Fay. How are you on this fine November's day?)
Thanks
*looks confused at it*
*places on his wrist*
It is like water for god
*chuckles*
(I'm fine, thanks. :) You?)
Oh! I know gods, or like I know a god that exists. Oh, what was her name again? I don't know, it doesn't matter. Anyway, is ale alcoholic, because I can't have alcohol?
Ohhhh
You shore
*pulls a brown bottle of of fridge*
(I'm alright. Thanks for asking. Want to join in Fay?)
*shakes Kaden's hand*
I don't believe we have. *smiles*
And please, call me Fay/Phoe/any variation of the two.
Fay come in
Would you like some ale
*steps inside*
(I would, but I'm only on here for, like, ten minutes then I have to go :/
Thanks though, Raven!)
*pulls a bottle of water out of a bag*
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You should know the law, I'm pretty sure 13 year old's can't drink. Only big people can drink. So, you can have your big kid drink and i'll have my water.
*smiles and sits at the table*
(Awww, that's a shame. Where are you going?)
You hungry I think I have got some pizza
OCTATHORPE
No thank you. I ummm....ate....stuff before I got here.
*is lying, just doesn't want to take his pizza*
@Raven: Homework. I've got a research project thing and I want to get the research done before Monday... :/
As you can tell, my life is the epitome of excitement and hardcoreness. :P
(???Fay???)
(Ah no, I'm the same, I'm only here for a while before I go to study for stupid exams.)
*hears window break upstairs*
Raven are you there
*hears a shattering sound*
*squeals and jumps underneath the table*
I'm under your table! What did you smash?
Ahem.
I would like to dedicate this page to the following YouTube channels for making me, and countless other people, smile every so often.
-vlogbrothers
-wheezywaiter
-emmablackery
-lukeisnotsexy
-danisnotonfire
-amazingphil
-iisuperwomanii
-tobuscus
-sprinkleofglitter
-thisbedottie
-connorfranta
-tyleroakley
-crashcourse
-danandphilgames
-nerdcubed
-pewdiepie
I would also like to dedicate this page to the initialisation DFTBA. And to #octathorpe. Because.
Also, I'd like to dedicate this page to you all. You're amazing. *hugs*
That's not me...
Raven you should go
*shakes her head even though he can't see it*
Actually, I'm feeling pretty good underneath this table. Is this mahogany?
(Hear Hear!
*hugs back*
You're amazing too!)
*is dragged away by homework*
Bye, guys... :/
Yeah but I do not need you getting hurt
*throws m-16 to raven feet*
Fine protect yourself I'm going up stairs
*kicks the gun away*
Don't throw a gun near me.
*jumps out from under the table and looks frantically around for the stairs*
I'm coming with you, and you're not allowed to hit anyone.
Huh.
Can I shatter there skull?
*sees 4 thugs*
*steps back looks at raven*
Please
*unsheathes katana*
(Hello.)
(Hey)
*frowns*
No, you're not allowed. Put the sword away, mister.
*stares at the four thugs*
*whispers to Kaden*
Follow my lead.
*clears her throat*
Hello, me and um....can I call you my friend? Yeah ok? Doesn't matter. My friend and I would like to know if you'd like some tea? We have....what sort of tea do we have?
(Hey you two. Do you mind if I join in?)
(Not at all, jump in.)
Jesus raven that is the worst thing I have ever herd in my life
Thug 1
* jumps at raven*
Kaden*slices his foot open with katana*
Sorry raven Now for the rest of you GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
*pulling out a gun*
*She leaps in the window*
You thought you could escape me, did you?
Try again.
*Draws her bow, pointing it at the lead thug*
Give me one good reason not to kill you where you stand, knave.
(Her knives are within easy reach in case there's close range combat)
*stares at him in horror*
They hadn't attacked us yet! Now there's a man with a bleeding foot. Go down stairs Kaden, leave the sword. Don't make any more trouble.
*looks at the thugs*
My friend is just a little angry you've broken into his house. Please just take a seat in here while he cools off, I'll look after you're friend.
*sits down near the man*
Is your foot okay?
(Oooohhh. It's hailing!)
Raven my house my rules if they do not get out they will be sorry
So sorry to trespass, but these thugs are wanted by at least six Sanctuaries.
*stares at the girl*
I have a great idea, instead of shooting and killing. Let's all introduce ourselves. I'm Raven. That's Kaden.
*points at Kaden*
How are we all today?
*hook kicks thug 2 [knock out blow]*
Hi I am your worst nightmare
Raven cover your ears with these
*throws pair of ear plugs *
Ooohh pretty! I'll go make some tea, while all you guys get to know each other. Kaden, don't hurt anyone else.
*puts the ear plugs in and walks down the stairs*
Kennedy ohh I can not believe I am doing this put these on to
*throws ear buds*.
I'm Kennedy. Nice to meet you.
*Raises an eyebrow*
*Puts away her bow in one swift motion and darts forward, handcuffing a thug*
You're under arrest, whatever your name is. I can't keep you brainless thugs straight.
*Puts in ear plugs*
Just so you know, I can read lips, so don't try making any sneaky little escape plans.
*puts the kettle on the boil*
*starts singing smash mouth to herself*
*opens up at least 4 cupboards before she finds the tea bag*
Ah hah! Thought you could hide from me but nooooo. I am Raven, tea-bag hunting extraordinaire.
More Midgardians I have not met.
Thug 3: lunges at Kennedy slitting her wrist
Then cutting Kadens daisy chain
Kaden
It's on now raven made that for me
*sing shattering the thugs skull who cut the daisy chain*
*one swift motion decapitating the hand cuffed thug then pulling out the dessert eagle from the coat then shooting the rest of them*
Huh that was easy
*raise gun at the girl near the window who are you*
Zafira: Who over in Ireland?
They say Grand Mages have common sense.
Zafira: Tell me!!!
China.
Zafira: *is dead silent*
Now, will you allow me to go over with Zanida?
Zafira: Get Zanida.
*vanishes, appearing with his sister*
*Rolls eyes*
I was trying to play along with your game, since it's your house and all, but that was really not cool.
So what is your name little girl?
RAVEN STAY DOWN STAIRS
Typical Midgardians, so involved in pathetic plots.
*continues to sing around the kitchen, dancing around, opening and closing doors in time to the music in her head, completely oblivious to the commotion above her head*
*pours the tea into the cups and places them on a tray*
*walks up the stairs continuing the song*
Well she was looking kimda dumb with her finger and her....
*stops and stares dropping all the tea cups*
*doesn't move and doesn't say anything, just stares*
(Hello Loki. Don't disrespect the midgardians.
I'll brb, I have to pit some olives.)
Raven they cut my daisy chain.
I'm not a "little girl," and I'm not telling you anything until you stop trying to act bigger than you are.
*since she's angry, her Scottish accent will be heavier than before*
Shut your trap, Loki.
Well... How about I buy you a drink down at the pub
*smiles sincerely*
I don't drink alcohol, but thank you.
*Her accent has toned down considerably, though her face is still stony*
They have soda and water
*trying to become friends*
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