Claire: They have a laser alarm system. Hooked up to some machine guns. So we... may have to try and play the fun game of, "Avoid the lasers or you'll be shot".
Oh yey. That's my fav game. *goes to her room to change* *moves out wearing tight leggings and a black tight shirt* *and her knives over the top of the clothes*
Claire: I'm going down to the cellar. I'll be back in a moment. I think having a helmet on would be too... clunky. I'll have a mask on instead. *goes down to the basement, taking off her uniform and putting on some tight fitting armour and a black mask which covers around her eyes instead* *fits various knives and blades into her belt, as well as a silenced pistol* *shrugs her rocket launcher on to her back* *walks back to Silente*
*makes a hologram of Claire over her* Nope. No superhero. *holograms clothes turn pink and tears stream down its face, the sound of Claire sobbing being produced* This'll suffice.
(Sil, you have always been kind to me, put more effort in than most do. And how do I repay you? By trying to.. to do- to bite and suck your character's blood, and it makes me it look like I like doing this, causing pain to your character, and by extent, to you.
(*hugs Tia's author* hey listen, you haven't done a single thing wrong. Sil likes helping people, she doesn't mind feeding Tanya because it means Tanya isn't feeding elsewhere. I like helping people. You are one of those people. O put effort in because thats who I am. You haven't done a single thing wrong.)
(I've got an idea Chloe, the sweets you don't like, if none of your family like them, give them to trick or treaters) (and cider = happiness (most of the time) )
Claire: *keeps accelerating, reaching the end of the road* *leans into the corner to move around it, maintaining most of the speed* *builds the speed up again*
(the thing is, only recently I have realised that it is welsh slang...I always thought of it as normal...another example is saying 'i'll be there now, in a minute')
(*hugs Tia's author tightly* Hush. Let me speak. Because I don't know your name so I'm nicknaming you bein. Bein you're kind. You always hug me, always. Even when I'm happy. And you always acknowledge everyone. I remember you left for ages...I thought that was my fault because it was right after the whole Tia/Sil date. And i was so relieved when you came on again. But then i thought you were avoiding me.. But you weren't, because you're kind. You care for everyone. EVERYONE. You're sensitive and loving and its amazing. You're amazing. You think you aren't, I get that, believe me I do. I understand not believing you're amazing. But you are. And I know sometimes you feel like sh*t but you aren't. You're brilliant and you matter to me. And you have in no way wronged me Bein. Not one single way. And I won't hear a word against any of this here wordy thing. Understood? You're you, you're amazing, and I'm proud to know you and to contribute you your existance. *hugs Bein*)
(UGH WHY IS ANSWERING THE DOOR TO PEOPLE AND GIVING THEM CHOCOLATE SO DAMN HARD OW D: )
Happy Hallowe'en, Tia. :) ^^
@Chloe: *laughs* I've heard Lush before, but I've only heard cowing from you. :P ^^
I think I tend to THINK in 80% slang/misc. terms, and then when I speak/type I translate into more understandable words. It's quite impressive, really. :)
*seconds Silente's comment @Tia* :)
(... I like how my brain automatically translates 'Bein' into 'Leg' :))
I don't know what to say. I think you're amazing too. You go the extra mile, Sil. Just look at how I've treated Gar and Soph. I have mostly ignored Gar (forgive me, I will change!) and my attitude towards Soph is despicable.
Let's not-
Happy thoughts...
You can call me K, or Kas. It's not my full name, but I have been called that for some time now.
(@Kas you are despicable to Soph. You acknowledge her. You try cheer her up the only ways you know how. That doesn't make you despicable, just loyal and loving. As for Garr..no one can talk to everyone. I haven't spoken to Star or Taia or Garr and Chloe or Ed or basically anyone other than Soph properly in forever. No offence to everyone else on the blog, but in all honesty I'd have to say you're one of the most attentive and caring...however that is just my opinion, and my opinion is flawed, and everyone has a different opinion. But still.)
Oh gosh All of your Welsh-accenting is reminding me of when the fluent Welsh-speaking teachers talk to each other in class and keep switching between Welsh and English mid-sentence. And all of the kids who've come in from English schools are looking terrified and they just look at each other like HOLY HECK WHAT IS GOING ON??? :P
(as they say in life: everyone has an opinion, no-ones is right or wrong) <for Sil) (Chloe, i have a question for you: do you actually sound similar to the vids you put links for?)
(LAST YEAR, I WENT AROUND WITH MY FRIEND D AND MY FRIEND E AND MY FRIEND E'S LITTLE BROTHER AND MY FRIEND E'S LITTLE BROTHER'S FRIEND, AND IT WAS /ABYSMAL/. HER LITTLE BROTEHR AND HER FRIEND WERE /SO BAD/, YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP. THIS YEAR, I WENT AROUND WITH MY SIBLIGNS AND MY BROTHER'S FRIEND, AND IN COMPARISON, IT WAS LOVELY. :) I LOVE MY SIBLINGS . . . SO YEAH. :) IT WAS QUITE NICE, REALLY. :) :)
Claire: Telekinesis can stop bullets. You think of me as some innocent nine year old girl. I'm not. I am definitely not. This is who I am, and this is what I do.
Claire: Tell me what's wrong, Silente. The thieves won't make a move because they are dependent on their hostages. The police won't make a move because the thieves have hostages. We have time. Now tell me.
Claire: I have a spare t-shirt in a compartment on my motorbike. I will wear that instead. *moves to the motorbike, opening one of the boxes on the side* *removes the t-shirt, slipping it on* *removes the armour from underneath the t-shirt* I'll clear a path. *shrugs and walks towards the building*
*watches her, resisting the urge to tell her to come back and get her armour on* ... *waits until Claire's inside then whirls, smashing a fist into the lampost as hard as she can, screaming in frustration, ignoring the pain and broken bones it causes* *catches it a moment before it crashes onto the ground, laying it down* *grabs Claire's armour and runs after her, not caring about her right hand being broken, more bothered about not letting Claire get killed*
Claire: *nearly runs into a squad of armed police officers* Uh... hi. This is... a little awkward. *punches the closest one in the face, grabbing his weapon and uses it to club the next one around the head* *swipes the legs out from underneath the third, kicking him in the face* *palms away the gun of the last one, then pushes it back into his forehead* *lets him fall, then continues to run up the stairs*
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*looks into Silente's eyes*
*smiles*
*her eyes lose focus*
*eyes regain focus, and see Sil again*
*tilts head*
You look tasty tonight.
*smiles, showing sharp teeth*
Claire: They have a laser alarm system.
Hooked up to some machine guns. So we... may have to try and play the fun game of, "Avoid the lasers or you'll be shot".
(*sighs* Greedy. *holds her arm out for Tanya to feed*)
Oh yey. That's my fav game.
*goes to her room to change*
*moves out wearing tight leggings and a black tight shirt*
*and her knives over the top of the clothes*
*tilts head again, looking like she's peering into Silente's soul*
*drops the smile*
*wraps her arms around Silente again, and this time, holds them there*
I'm sorry, I've not been very kind to you.
(*hugs her back* you haven't done anything wrong.)
Claire: I'm going down to the cellar. I'll be back in a moment.
I think having a helmet on would be too... clunky. I'll have a mask on instead.
*goes down to the basement, taking off her uniform and putting on some tight fitting armour and a black mask which covers around her eyes instead* *fits various knives and blades into her belt, as well as a silenced pistol* *shrugs her rocket launcher on to her back*
*walks back to Silente*
How is a rocket launcher maneuverable??
Claire: *sighs* Fine. *puts the rocket launcher on the ground* Are you ready?
Yes I am.
Claire: You're not going to make the hologram go into a superhero again, are you? Because look - no cape. You can't take the mick out of me. Ha!
*makes a hologram of Claire over her*
Nope. No superhero.
*holograms clothes turn pink and tears stream down its face, the sound of Claire sobbing being produced*
This'll suffice.
Claire: I will punch you. You know I'll kick your ass.
*the hologram sobs harder*
*when she speaks its Claire's voice*
You wouldn't...h-hurt yourself!
... *goes back to read Star Inkbright's Guide to Responding To Trick Or Treat-ers, because, heavens, that was disastrous O_O*
Claire: ... Please stop.
*the hologram fades away*
*is smirking*
Claire: ... That was horrible.
@Taia Yes! Star-Bubble knows these things. *nods*
Doesn't feel like it, Sil. It feels like my author and I used you. We wish to apologise.
*hugs tighter* We're sorry, Silente. We'll treat you better from now on.
(Used me? Don't be silly Tan. And Tan's author. You haven't used me in any way, shape or form. You already treat me well.)
*laughs*
Come on. Let's go.
Claire: ... Okay. *opens the door and steps out*
*follows behind her* sorry..
(I am back people)
@Tia: Yep. :P
I'm more hoping nobody else will appear so I won't need to try out what I've learned, but, yeah. :)
Claire: It is fine. *locks the door behind her* *moves towards her motorbike, climbing on to it, starting up the engine*
Yo Chloe, Welcome back.
Good time trick-or-treating? :)
(Inky!! *glomps*)
(Welcome back Chloe, did you have fun?)
(Hey Taia ^^ it was okay I guess)
(*huggles Gar* hey Tiger ^^
It twas okay Ed, how art thou?)
*gets onto the bike behind her, smiling*
*makes a hologram of a short haired red head over herself*
(I be fine thanks)
Claire: That's better. *accelerates down the road, turning left at a junction without stopping*
(gooood ^^)
(i would ask how it went wolfie, but you've already been asked)
(how be you Wolfie?)
*smiles*
I love motorbikes.
(I be good, sorta. walking around a village full of hills in highheels isn't the best idea...)
(Sil, you have always been kind to me, put more effort in than most do. And how do I repay you? By trying to.. to do- to bite and suck your character's blood, and it makes me it look like I like doing this, causing pain to your character, and by extent, to you.
But that's not true.
I want you to be happy.
*Tanya's author hugs Sil's author*
I'll treat you better, I swear.
(Oh, was it worth it though?)
(as Ed said, was it worth it in the end?)
Claire: So do I. *accelerates up to about a hundred and fifty miles per hour*
@Chloe: Ah, well that's better than not. :)
The problem with the heels does sound unfortunate, though. Did you at least get plenty of sweets? :)
(not really...I got sweets I don't like
but now I have raspberry cider so all is good)
(Oh, at least cider is cider though)
(*hugs Tia's author* hey listen, you haven't done a single thing wrong. Sil likes helping people, she doesn't mind feeding Tanya because it means Tanya isn't feeding elsewhere. I like helping people. You are one of those people. O put effort in because thats who I am. You haven't done a single thing wrong.)
*laughs, still not holding on, just about keeping her balance*
(cider is cowing lush)
(I've got an idea Chloe,
the sweets you don't like, if none of your family like them, give them to trick or treaters)
(and cider = happiness (most of the time) )
(Cowing lush?)
Claire: *keeps accelerating, reaching the end of the road* *leans into the corner to move around it, maintaining most of the speed* *builds the speed up again*
(cowing lush= welsh lingo for really nice
and its okay Gar ^^ I gave them to my friends who I went round with)
(Oh)
(Chloe is that slang or is iw Welsh?)
(Sil, you are a kind person. Thank you. Thank you for being who you are.
And you're wrong, I have done things wrong. It happens. I happen.)
Happy Halloween, guys!
*grabs Claire's shoulder a second before she would've fallen off*
Bloomin 'ell!
@Chloe: Aw. :P
Cider, though. :)
@Tia: I don't entirely know what's going on, there, but I'm going to add a gentle reminder that you're awesome and I think you're a super person. :)
"...give them to trick or treaters" GARRETT YOU'RE A GENIUS. :P
(hehe welsh lingo is the best. its like saying 'the cat is by there' XD)
(it is slang)
(I don't really know much welsh lingo)
*has only had cider once*
*has only had whiskey once*
*invites everyone on Blogland around for his birthday*
*promises to provide alcohol, even if he has to work some magic to get it*
Claire: Nah. I could have gone faster. *begins to slow down*
(the thing is, only recently I have realised that it is welsh slang...I always thought of it as normal...another example is saying 'i'll be there now, in a minute')
(Fair doo's Chlo and please if you want to use my proper name (I'm giving you permission) )
(whens ur birthday Tia? )
(okay Rhos ^^)
(I don't use slang, I speak formally most of the time)
(I use slang, where I am, people are rough)
(Oh)
(however, my mum things I talk posh... and this girl in my English class thought I was north waleian ...
)
(*hugs Tia's author tightly* Hush. Let me speak.
Because I don't know your name so I'm nicknaming you bein.
Bein you're kind. You always hug me, always. Even when I'm happy. And you always acknowledge everyone.
I remember you left for ages...I thought that was my fault because it was right after the whole Tia/Sil date. And i was so relieved when you came on again. But then i thought you were avoiding me..
But you weren't, because you're kind. You care for everyone. EVERYONE. You're sensitive and loving and its amazing. You're amazing.
You think you aren't, I get that, believe me I do. I understand not believing you're amazing. But you are. And I know sometimes you feel like sh*t but you aren't. You're brilliant and you matter to me.
And you have in no way wronged me Bein. Not one single way. And I won't hear a word against any of this here wordy thing. Understood? You're you, you're amazing, and I'm proud to know you and to contribute you your existance. *hugs Bein*)
(People think I sound posh)
(hear hear Sil!
really Ed? ^^)
*let's go of her shoulder*
Warning would've been appreciated.
(*Nods* Yes, apparently I sound really posh)
Claire: *skids to a stop, pulling up outside a warehouse*
(Id like to hear your voice XD hmm I don't think you can sound posh with a south wales accent...)
*swings her legs off the bike and smiles*
Yey.
(I don't know what a south wales accent sounds like)
(if you want rough, try Newport)
(I have heard a welsh accent, but I don't now if it was a south wales accent)
(I think there may be vids on youtube, Ed
What do Newport folk sound like Rhos?)
(UGH WHY IS ANSWERING THE DOOR TO PEOPLE AND GIVING THEM CHOCOLATE SO DAMN HARD OW D: )
Happy Hallowe'en, Tia. :) ^^
@Chloe: *laughs* I've heard Lush before, but I've only heard cowing from you. :P ^^
I think I tend to THINK in 80% slang/misc. terms, and then when I speak/type I translate into more understandable words. It's quite impressive, really. :)
*seconds Silente's comment @Tia* :)
(... I like how my brain automatically translates 'Bein' into 'Leg' :))
(this is the Swansea one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICJXtVdSvkU)
(really Taia? hehe XD)
(*FACEPALM* GOSH DARN IT! I BEFORE E! BIEN NOT BEIN! GOSH DARN MY STUPID INABILITY TO SPELL!)
Claire: *points to the tall building across the street* It is in there.
(Watched it)
(basically I sound like that on tape XD I should upload a vid of just me speaking XD)
Okay. I'll go ahead. That way when I set off every trap you know what not to do.
*grins and walks across the street*
*hugs Sil*
I don't know what to say. I think you're amazing too. You go the extra mile, Sil. Just look at how I've treated Gar and Soph. I have mostly ignored Gar (forgive me, I will change!) and my attitude towards Soph is despicable.
Let's not-
Happy thoughts...
You can call me K, or Kas. It's not my full name, but I have been called that for some time now.
Sorry.
(I can't imagine you sounding like that)
(hehe trust me, I shall upload a youtube vid soon, just tell me if you want me to say something)
(The time warp lyrics?)
(okay....)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRIXwrR2I58
that is the Newport accent,
i don't have it because i don't live close to the city)
(At least we agree on something, Tia.)
Claire: No. I will go first.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhKBhkonB_k
this is more of the accent XD)
@Silente: *laughs* Ah. :P
... How do you pronounce that? :)
*laughs* Time Warp lyrics. :P
(@Kas you are despicable to Soph. You acknowledge her. You try cheer her up the only ways you know how. That doesn't make you despicable, just loyal and loving.
As for Garr..no one can talk to everyone. I haven't spoken to Star or Taia or Garr and Chloe or Ed or basically anyone other than Soph properly in forever. No offence to everyone else on the blog, but in all honesty I'd have to say you're one of the most attentive and caring...however that is just my opinion, and my opinion is flawed, and everyone has a different opinion. But still.)
(hear hear Sil)
(*glares at Soph*)
I'm not letting you get shot.
(Don't worry about it Sil)
*hugs Sil, actually happy for once*
You're not flawed, and neither are your opinions! :)
(brb)
(okay Ed)
Claire: I won't get shot. I'm wearing armour. And I have telekinesis.
(*hugs Kas* have i proven my point yet?)
Oh gosh
All of your Welsh-accenting is reminding me of when the fluent Welsh-speaking teachers talk to each other in class and keep switching between Welsh and English mid-sentence.
And all of the kids who've come in from English schools are looking terrified and they just look at each other like HOLY HECK WHAT IS GOING ON??? :P
(as they say in life:
everyone has an opinion, no-ones is right or wrong) <for Sil)
(Chloe, i have a question for you:
do you actually sound similar to the vids you put links for?)
You aren't going first and that's final Claire.
(I think I do Tiger. I defo do in videos)
(I think I do Tiger. I defo do in videos)
(I return)
(welcomes Ed ^^)
@Sil email
(Thanks)
Claire: You don't get to boss me around. You're just my sidekick. If you weren't here - I'd still be doing this. And I'd be going first.
(dim problem ^^)
*sighs exasperatedly* Claire.
(lol, that's good Chlo *offers a huggle*
*offers huggle to everyone*)
(Watching Michael McIntyre, brilliant)
(*huggles Gar tightly*
I do like McInture ^^)
(Have you seen his dentist sketch?)
Claire: I am going first!
(no I haven't ^^ ill look it up now)
(It is hilarious)
Claire! I'm not letting you walk straight into danger without something in front of you!
(haha this is hilarious)
I HAVE RETURNED FROM TRICK OR TREATING!!
(Hello Star, how be you?)
(WEOLCOMES sTAR! HOW WAS IT?)
(Hello, Star.)
Claire: I have armour in front of me! I am fine!
(LAST YEAR, I WENT AROUND WITH MY FRIEND D AND MY FRIEND E AND MY FRIEND E'S LITTLE BROTHER AND MY FRIEND E'S LITTLE BROTHER'S FRIEND, AND IT WAS /ABYSMAL/.
HER LITTLE BROTEHR AND HER FRIEND WERE /SO BAD/, YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP.
THIS YEAR, I WENT AROUND WITH MY SIBLIGNS AND MY BROTHER'S FRIEND, AND IN COMPARISON, IT WAS LOVELY. :) I LOVE MY SIBLINGS . . .
SO YEAH. :) IT WAS QUITE NICE, REALLY. :) :)
PLUS I REALLY LOVE CLOAKS. :O)
Claire I'm not letting you go ahead ONLY WEARING A MASK. If you were wearing a helket, maybe, but masks don't stop bullets.
I'm glad you had a good time, Star-Bubble!
(his face though!!! XD)
This is an actual Twitter profile bio, you might want to get a drink before reading:
i m not like other,because when they thinking they do but when i m thinking i m not do i m think and than start doing..
(That is probably my favourite sketch)
(im now watching the one about people with no kids)
Claire: Telekinesis can stop bullets. You think of me as some innocent nine year old girl. I'm not. I am definitely not. This is who I am, and this is what I do.
(That is also a good one)
(im laughing my face off !)
(Lee Evans is also good)
Claire...
*sighs*
Fine. Go ahead..
(okay Ed, ill watch him next ^^)
Claire: Thank you. *hugs her* Just... this is important to me.
*hesitates then hugs her back*
Okay. Go ahead..I'll be a second.
(Ed i fully agree with you there
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0q95WmnULU
a link to some of his tour: road runner (<lee Evans)
Claire: ... No... I want you behind me. I'll wait for you.
Claire I need a moment alone.
*smiles*
I'll catch up, you know I will.
(Back in a bit)
(okay Ed ^^)
Claire: ... Why do you need a moment alone?
(one of my fav parts of gavin and Stacey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLU4O5YqpQc)
To just check on something...*lie* its fine honest.
Claire: *frowns* ... I could check it with you? ... I know something is wrong.
You're too smart you know. Just...go ahead. The theives aren't going to be sorted by the police without casaulties. Go help them. I'll be a second.
Claire: Tell me what's wrong, Silente. The thieves won't make a move because they are dependent on their hostages. The police won't make a move because the thieves have hostages. We have time. Now tell me.
Claire go. It's fine.
*hugs her tightly*
Just go.
(I love Rob Brydon ^.^)
Claire: *hugs her tightly back* No. I am not going. Not without you. Please tell me what's the matter?
*shakes her head and forces a smile*
Come on then. Let's go save some civilians.
(he is very funny and is welsh accent is brilliant (i want a permanent welsh accent (south wales one) i can put one on (sort of) ) <for Chloe)
Claire: I am not messing around. Please tell me what's wrong.
(my accent thickens when im angry/frustrated ^^)
No, Claire. No.
Claire: I'll walk in without my armour unless you tell me.
(i would like your accent (i don't think i have one but i might and i don't notice it) )
You're not walking in without your armour Claire.
(Really Gar? I hate the way I sound on tape. I think everyone has an accent...we will find out soon enough)
Claire: Then tell me.
(Yes i do want to hear your accent and yes we will fond out soon)
(yay for comic con! *glomps*)
No Claire. I'm not telling you, but you aren't walking in their in your underwear either.
*find)
(*accepts glomping and holds you in a huggle* yes, yay for comic con and yay for you *smiles* )
(*smiles and huggles* yay for you too! I cant wait ^^)
Claire: I have a spare t-shirt in a compartment on my motorbike. I will wear that instead. *moves to the motorbike, opening one of the boxes on the side* *removes the t-shirt, slipping it on* *removes the armour from underneath the t-shirt*
I'll clear a path. *shrugs and walks towards the building*
Claire!
*grabs her arm, stopping her and spinning her around*
Don't you dare.
Claire: Then tell me what's wrong with you.
(Neither can i,
I'm hoping I'll match your expectation of me,
i know you'll match my expectations)
(aww you will be ace ^^)
(no I'll be Rhos not ace, lol)
(*rolls eyes* you know what I mean *snuggles*)
*looks at her for a moment then let's her go*
You're a big girl...you won't get hurt...
Claire: Sure if that's what you think. *walks into the building* ... Just try and catch up. *starts running up the stairs*
(*smiles and laughs* of course i do, i just like making jokes sometimes (when the time is right) *smiles while I'm snuggled and snuggles you back* )
*watches her, resisting the urge to tell her to come back and get her armour on*
...
*waits until Claire's inside then whirls, smashing a fist into the lampost as hard as she can, screaming in frustration, ignoring the pain and broken bones it causes*
*catches it a moment before it crashes onto the ground, laying it down*
*grabs Claire's armour and runs after her, not caring about her right hand being broken, more bothered about not letting Claire get killed*
(*smiles* this is nice ^.^)
(*appears in a flash* I am here)
(*jumps* oh, hello Ed! ^^ how art thou?)
(I be fine cheers, how art thou?)
(Yes it is nice, its like you)
(welcome back boyo) <for Ed)
(Thanks Gar)
(cheers...?
Im great thanks bach ^^)
(aww Rhos ^^ and you are)
(Cheers is a way of saying thanks)
Claire, if you die, I will murder you. Don't do this to Sil.
(I know Ed ^^)
Claire: *nearly runs into a squad of armed police officers*
Uh... hi. This is... a little awkward.
*punches the closest one in the face, grabbing his weapon and uses it to club the next one around the head* *swipes the legs out from underneath the third, kicking him in the face* *palms away the gun of the last one, then pushes it back into his forehead*
*lets him fall, then continues to run up the stairs*
(awww thank you Chloe ^.^)
(Sorry)
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