Hello Minions.
In case you missed it on my Twitter page, @DerekLandy, I shall repeat what I have twittered-tweeted-whatever, here...
Are you ready for the Year of the Requiem to kick into high gear?
End of the week, the mystery deepens.
You think you might know the identity of Prisoner 270914, but do you have any idea of the danger you, yes YOU, are in? And how much YOU will be needed to stop him?
This Friday, will you take one step closer to finding out?
But tomorrow... TOMORROW we have something you've been waiting for. You've been waiting a LONG time for this. Since the series began... since you started your journey...
Tomorrow, at 4PM on my blog, I will reveal the cover to The Dying of the Light.
Monday, June 16, 2014
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4739 Newer› Newest»"If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”
Such a great quote I think
@Luci
I don't forget my emotions..
I gag them and crush them and deny their existence. Because I don't cry. I don't break. I carry other people when they break. It's worked this long and will work for as long as i like. So as I say, I'm fine. Just as I alway am. Just as I always will be.
I used to be like that, Silente. But it hurt me. It was what made me my own worst enemy. I get that you want to feel strong and appear powerful, because crying is weak. But that's not what strength is. Strength is in honest and love and trust. Crying is an illustration of honesty and of trust. Crying is strong. Please let your emotions be felt. I don't want to watch you self-destruct...
It isn't wrong in any way to feel pain.
I dedicate this page to Loki. People seriously think he's such a bad guy! Nobody bothers to think about what he feels. He grew up believing his parents are Frigga and Odin, and then finds out his real father is Laufey, a Frost Giant. On top of that, Thor is picked for the throne. So Loki wanted to be king and now knows why Odin picked Thor. He basically was cheated out of the crown and lied to by Odin.
To continue on, I value Loki's intelligence. He's faked his death twice. I guess that qualifies as brave, because how many men would do that? He also almost won against the Avengers, and had he won he'd have ruled Midgard.
I also feel horrible for him because he basically is hated by most people, and Odin sends him to the dungeons for the rest of eternity. I don't think it was a fair punishment, and look how valuable Loki was to Thor when the Dark Elves were trying to get the Aether. He's so awesome, but oh so hated.
So to Loki.
@Silente: But you are breaking.
Your bottle will explode and then it will be all broken.
*shrugs*
@Zaf: Actually, I don't think he is hated. He has tons of fangirls. :P
@Edward *points to dp*
@Luci I won't self destruct. I'll be fine. I always am. And much like mu character I don't care how much I'm hurt, so long as I can still serve my purpose. So long as I can still help others and he strong for them then its fine.
Every. Single. Person. I spoke to picked Thor. In my entire family. So that's more to my WHY DO PEOPLE PICK THOR WHEN LOKI IS THE SMARTER BROTHER
Even Derek picked Thor.
And as in people I meant basically all of Asgard
Loki is way smarter, cooler and all round better character than Thor
Anyone who doesn't kill their enemy (well, like a serious y'know ruined-your-life-trying-to-destroy-the-world kind of enemy), is an idiot. Only a fool would gloat over killing someone before actually doing it.
It's like when you play Mass Effect. Yes, you could launch an arc grenade into a group of Geth and they'd all like freeze and jerk around as the electrical grenade takes effect and damages their systems. Only an idiot would stand there like, "AHA! LOOK WHAT I JUST DID!"
Because the moment you do that, they'll recover, stagger you and shoot you with their high powered shotgun.
It's better to kill someone as soon as you get the chance. That way there's no chance of them even recovering and taking you down. It's a mistake all the "bad guys" in films make.
In real life, no-one would hesitate before shooting you. Unless they were like, y'know, insane.
@Zaf: Yeah, pretty much. :/
Tbh, I'm not sure I like either Loki OR Thor.
Thor is a bit of an idiot. He's far too confident and takes himself far too seriously. And he's stupid. He always falls for Loki's tricks.
Loki is fine and all, but he's again too confident. It'll be his undoing. Maybe getting slammed into the ground a load of times by the Hulk will have knocked some sense into him. Then again I didn't notice any difference in the second Thor film. Which was incredibly annoying.
Thank you! But no anyone I ask goes: Oh yeah Thor is better!
Why?! Loki has more intelligence, why do you think Imade one OC his sister?
But out of the two, I DO prefer Loki.
precisely dragona
. . . When Ed said that quote, I was thinking "Well, unless they're Hunter. Because Hunter might just stand there having a conversation with them before remembering "Hey, I'm meant to be killing you, aren't I?"
And if he'd had a conversation with them, he'd probably let them go at that point. :P
Although if he was in serious mode, or busy, he'd just kill them.
So he would only, like, not kill them if it wasn't serious.
In theory.)
keyboard broken so spellin may be bad
Okay, Ed. :)
I think Loki is smart enough to do things paitently. He wanrs the throne, so he's taking his time to get it, and if he gets it he'll do it right the first time, where Thor would just jum headlong into a plan and end up failing.
Think what you will, Silente, but promise me that you'll find a way of venting? Nobody is indestructible, no matter what they think. Sure, we're like phoenixes and we can rise from the ashes of our own destruction, but... It's best to avoid our own destruction in the first place, I think. Even if it's RP or writing or something... Make how you're feeling known in some way. I don't want to lose you to the monster on your back. You mean too much to me. And I'm sorry that I'm so selfish about it.
CRIMINAL MINDS SEASON FINALE I AM GOING TO CRY HE CANNOT DIE N O P E
Part I
Waiting
Waiting for answers
One doctor or nurse
After another comes in
They all agree with the diagnosis
They all need another second opinion
Waiting
Waiting for my turn
They're not sure
If I'll get in tonight
I sit there until the nurse comes
You won't get in, you can eat now
Waiting
Waiting to be okay
The room is empty
Of anything alive
Too many beeping machines
I can't sleep with all the checking
I'm going to be okay
I'm going to be okay
I'm going to be okay?
Waiting
Still waiting for answers
Part II
I wake to one of those blood-pressure things
That inflate squeeze your arm really tightly
The nurse has already taken my pulse
Not wanting to wake me at 2 AM
She introduces herself as Leah
Apologizes for waking me
I like her already
Morning comes and so does an opening
In the schedule of the surgeon person
I lie on a table and smell oranges
They've added another IV
I don't plan on sleeping
But of course I do
Fuzzy head
Part III
My eyes flicker open
Brightness
They close again
I'm so tired
Not sure if I'm dreaming
Vaguely aware
Of so much light and noise
Time passes
Who knows how much
I wake again
I'm in a sitting position
Blanket
Ariel, my stuffed kitty
Her collar
Matches my bracelet
A number
In place of a name
The lady
Sees me this time
I mumble
She goes to get me
Something
In this state I came be sure
She's back
Gives me something to
Cover my eyes
I feel my wheelchair moving
And she takes me
Somewhere quieter and not as bright
She tells me
We'll talk over what they did
And didn't
And then that sinking feeling, fuzzy
It isn't over
@Lantern: O_O
That's awesome . . .
Fabi, that's... That's incredible. Did you write that? It's wonderful.
Thank you. [hugs]
Yeah, I wrote that...
I was having some flashbacks last night, and needed to translate them into a form that wasn't nightmares. Poetry is good for that...
Fabi, you're insanely gifted. You know that, right?
Thank you, Lucy. [hugs]
~bursts into hysterical tears~
Fabi, that is breathtaking.
*hugs*
Wow. YOu're incredible, okay?
(might be ranting about portrayal of emotion in Star Trek in a word document, so, it goes that I might be distant)
*glomps SKyril*
*Who might still be here?*
You're welcome Fabi!
CRIMINAL MINDS FINALE HURT BUT NOW GAME OF THRONES AGAIN AND MY BABY DIES THIS IS NOT OKAY NO
:OOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY BRAIN IS NOW GOING TO BE WORKING THROUGH THIS POST ALL DAY
GKUGKUADVSDVKSHDGCWRKVGKHSDVKHSDHGV
hi, btw
@Luce: *hugs* I think season finales hurt in general, really. D:
Heello, Slow. :)
* Hello, Snow. :)
xP
Oh. I... I am slow?
Thank you tai, I've been loking fora new name!
Oh, and fab? *hugs*
On another note, it's the first free dress day all year at my school and I'm wearing my forth dodtors scarf.
Finales kill me. ;~;
I've already seen the GoT one. But I'm watching it again. Cerseiiiii<3
I'm proud/ashamed to be a Lannister...
This names not too long, is it?
@Snow: xD You're welcome!
And, on the scarf, that is EXCELLENT. C:
No. Okay.
Eh mine was longer
My definition of a name too long is: if your name is longer than Luc or Flora's, itis too long
Mine isn't its just slightly longer then before
@Snow: *laughs* Oh, that wasn't autocorrect. Or, maybe it was, but it was the autocorrect in my hands when they type. :P
And, do you MIND if I nickname you Slow, then? :P
*hugs Luce*
I need to start watching TV again at some point, I think.
Literally the only television programmes I am familiar with atm are Star Trek: TOS and House and, like, SpongeBob. :P
... I ran out of characters, so my name can't get longer now...
Not at all. I like nicknames
Thank you, Taia [hugs]
[Waves to Skyril and Dragona]
[hugs Snow]
[Waves to Zaf]
I g2g, school. *tackles everyone*
Don't forget to laugh. *nods*
*disappears*
*hugs Taia* It's what I'm doing. I went through a phase of not watching television, but I'm beginning to catch up now. :3
@Slow: Excellent. C:
Bye, Snow! Have fun at school! :)
*hugs Fabi*
This is the longest I could imagine my name being. It might have been longer at one point, or shorter.
[Shrugs]
I don't think I'll keep it this way, but I want to see how long it is.
Hi there Fabi
Yeah, it was longer when I had a long name before.
I don't like it when parts hide behind my profile picture, though... :-/
Which is part of why I keep it shorter.
Also because if I switch to a character, I can't be bothered to go back and type something long.
BYE SNOW! *waves*
I like my name long. I feel like Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons... *shrugs*
Also my name is a hybrid of memories from Blogland and I really love that, I don't know.
I like my name being short. Because if it's long I start fussing over it and having to edit it so it's perfect enough. Like how I get with my bookcase. :P
@Lantern: Like Mushroom said, you ARE extremely talented . . . :O I know the conversation's moved on by now, but I had to tell you. :)
Not really here. Going to sleep now. :/
@Luce: *nods* Yeah. :P
The trouble is, that I also need to catch up on books and also art skills and music and absorbing Bloglandians' various arts, and start writing again and aaaaahhhh.
And I still have to study for maths.
I think it'll take me some time to get to the stage you're at. :P
I just remembered that I have not slept in probably around 40 hours. And I think maybe I should go do that, really. :P
Hello, Taia. Yeaaaaah, slow reply, but I'm trying to finish writing something, and if I stop then I have a hard time getting back to it, so I was trying to get it in :P
Thank you for greeting me :] ~hugs~ What's up?
Hi Zaf.
I can see that. Feeling important with a long title, I mean.
I have a long-ish name irl, though, so I guess I'd rather have a short one here.
But even when I have title stuff, people just call me Fabi (or Moss) (or Lantern if they're Star) so it's all good. :-)
I FEEL YOU, TAIA!
I always make writing my priority though, haha. :P
And GoT. Bit o' Kit Harrington makes the day so much better. ;P
Hope you get to do everything you want to soon!<3
JOJEEEEEEEEN <3
GOODNIGHT STAR I LOVE YOU. May your sleep be filled with bubbly dreams. <3
Btw everybody [AND DEREK LANDY :D], my brother John's wedding date has finally arrived [well, almost]. Five days from now, on Saturday the 21st, he will be married!
Wow, Taia, 40 hours? ~hugs~ You definitely need some rest
Here you go, Tai:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqD70Ivw7b0&list=FLrrFDj8eA410v1XslN97MMg
Thank you Star. [hugs] Sleep well!
Sleep well, Taia. [hugs]
Hi Skyril. :-)
Hullo, Fabi! How are you?
I'm sorry, Books A Million, but I won't be able to take advantage of that coupon. I'll be busy on the 21st with someone's wedding. ;]
I'm okay. You?
This episode is so upsetting. I'm terrified that TDOTL will be even worse than this is ;~;
DAMNIT ARYA
*hugs Skyril* No worries. :P
Alrightiness is up, I think. :)
I've been spending a lot of time drawing instead of trying to revise/learn maths. WHich has been nice, although kind of illogical. :P
It's wonderful to see you, as always so, but I'm really falling asleep at the wheel here, so I'm going to head off. :P
But, I hope everything is going great, for you, because it should be. :)
Hopefully I will hear from you again soon. *hugs* :) :) :)
@Luce: :P
*hugs* Thank you~ :)
*hugs all*
Bye!
*waves*
*rolls in the sleepward direction*
Goodnight Taia! *huggles* Sleep well!
"Killed by a woman. I bet you like that"
aWWWWHHHH
Goodnight, Taia! Sleep well
Oh, I'm fine mostly, Fabi. I can't seem to get enough energy lately. Ugh. The wedding is hectic, but whole purpose is for John and his fiancee to enjoy it, so I hope it goes well :D.
Terrified that time is GOING PAST, which means that the release of The Dying of the Light is approaching T_T
I have two more days [basically] to finish something I've been working off and on for a few months, so I hope I can do it :P
What's up with you?
Oh I just watched How to Steal a Million the other night. It's an old movie, but it was great. Anybody seen it?
I'm going to go to bed now. I'm really tired.
Goodnight everyone and hAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE I LOVE YOU GORGEOUS <3
Thanks for being ace, Blogland. I love you guys. Goodnight xx
Well, I just got bored and did my hair in a sort of weird twisty braid thing.
And, um, I have hot chocolate.
Other than that, I'm not really doing much.
I. Am. Not. Thinking. About. The. Dying. Of. The. Light.
Nope.
I also hope the wedding goes well.
Sleep well, Lucy!
No, I haven't, Skyril. I haven't seen a lot of movies...
That's... good news
Sounds cool, your braid twisty thing :P. I'd like to braid my hair, but I ever do it... I'm not exactly sure how with my hair cut... I'll have to act my sister-in-law when John marries her :P She figures out braids all the time. It's awesome.
Is it cold there?
I. Am. Not. Thinking. About. It. Either.
I rented it from the library [at which I now am :P]
...
*doesn't know what to do*
Hello everyone! How are you guys?
Good. You?
I don't know anymore. I was pretty happy and then I see the new post and now I'm mixed. I think I'm fine...
*starts to hyperventilate*
*hides in a corner shaking*
oh god. oh no. WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Yay!!!! The cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Everyone!!!!!!!!!! How be's yous??? how be's yous eyes?!?!
Hello! ...what about my eyes?
Hi everyone
I'm scared I won't be able to participate in what ever this is...
I wonder what danger we are in...
yes, your eyes!
Are they good? Bad? Slowly melting?
They still work! Yay! What about yours? How are they?
*Drifts in through a shadow*
Hello all...
My eyes are slowly melting........
Hi Blake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Blake.
Melting? Is that normal for you?
BEWARE OF THE ZOMBIE CATERPILLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only five days!
five day........
hehehee....
I do not think "normal" applies do Dugglyn at all...
Guarentee Ameriminions will be excluded, again.
Beware? Zombie caterpillars? Five days?
What? More danger? What's going to happen?!?
Yep! They are always slowly melting!
Except for the time they were quickly melting.
That was bad....
My eyes were hot and dry but also teary!
*freezes Dugglyn's eyes with the tesseract* Hey did that help?
hm...Ice cream melts. Your eyes melt...
*gasp*
ARE YOUR EYES MADE OF ICE CREAM???
Probably Zaf, we don't get much attention what with the every annoying Atlantic Ocean in the way.
Hullo, everybody
Sorry I disappeared, the page wasn't reloading properly and I thought no one had commented. :-/
It is pretty cool. I should probably brush my hair first next time, though. It's a little frizzy. :-P
Not really, just 50's-low-60's. I've been cold all morning/afternoon, though.
Atlantic Ocean or you can go around the other way and say Pacific Ocean plus large masses of land.
Hi Dugglyn, Amethyst, Blake, Thrust, Zaf. :-)
Hello Skyril and Fabi!
Hi Fabi
80's here
yeah, Blake is right, normal does not apply to me!
Well, for a couple months (or maybe weeks) I have been building an army of zombie caterpillars. They go up your nose and eat your brain and then you become a zombie caterpillar and you have to follow my every command! In 5 days it is my birthday and the summer solstice! The perfect day to take over the world!
...I thought people who take over the world usually don't reveal their plans to others, don't they?
And also Happy early Birthday! :D
*watches* *explodes*
HI EVERYONE WHO APPEARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How be's yous!?
How be's your eyes!?
Oh well in that case...
*Decks Dugglyn in the face and grabs her (his?) neck*
Taking over the world is something I'm very much against. Please don't do it or I'll have to hit you again.
By the way, what part of the world are you starting in?
*feels her eyes stop melting*
*tries to look at them then realizes that without a mirror you can't see your own eyes*
um, thanks Zaf! But now my eyes are frozen....
*thinks for a bit*
I know! I'll just let it go! let it Go! Can't hold it back anymore oror!!
@Amy: Thanks!!!
and I feel pretty confident in my plan! Also, all ye'all are safe because you are my friends! Unless anyone tries to stop me....
I have a wonderful plan and have already talked to Mr. Obama President!
Hmmmm...
Why does it always have to be 4pm Irish time? That is one of the most inconvienient hours for me because, being from Australia, that means 1:00am. Now you see, if it was revealed at 3:00am, then I would say to myself: "yeah, that's too late. I d better just wait until morning."
BUT ONE IN THE MORNING!
"Nah, I don't need to go to bed, I'll stay awake until I see the cover."
AND THEN I GET ALL SLEEP DEPRIVED AND... sleepy... the next day.
So Derek Landy, if you are reading this (which I doubt), COULD YOU CHANGE THE REVEAL TIME TO SOMETHING NOT 4PM?!?!?
PLEASE?!?!?!!
(her)
*looks at Blake*
*smiles*
Oh, well. I guess someone here in Blogland will be a zombie caterpillar!
*turns into mist as only a wild banshee ninja can*
*the mist slips out of Blake's hands*
Oh, and where I am going to start is very confidential.
HI DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How be's yous!?
How be's yous eyes?!?!
How about at one or two pm Irish time? I like the idea of that....
Sorry for disappearing. I have to run ~hugs people~ See y'all later [possible after John's wedding. WEDDING! :D]
BYE SKYRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone tried cookie butter before? I got a jar for my birthday and it is so good!
Bye Skyril.
Yup! I've eaten some from Trader Joes!
WBD and MSD everyone, trying to quadruple-task here...
I love it so much! My friend got some from Trader Joes and I tried it at her house. I then told my mom to get it but when she saw the ingredients she said no because it is mostly sugar and oil. Then my friend got me the original for my birthday!
Oh my! Quadruple-task!
Are you guys all off school now? Summer break yet?
I is.
Lok so we're discussing which version of Loki to go as so I said I'd do casual and I'm looking at my hair and I go: Well we can play yell at Zaf's hair until it works when we go.
I have to go now. Bye. :(
Good evening, the few who are here.
Always fear, Dugglyn is here!!!!!!!(mbd)
How be's yous?!
How be's yous eyes?!
I am here
Can't wait! :D
It had better be beautiful though, Landy...
Hello Zaf! Hello Emerald!
*bows* I do exisist
Yes, you do Zaffy. Yes you do!
I am now not here! I am gone. Gone! I say!
Bye!!!!!
Fare-thee-well, Dugglyn! *waves handkerchief in farewell*
Hello Emerald
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damn brain. D::::::::::::::::::
Soy una tortuga
*laughs*
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uMaKpP0sEk0/U5-lJIN04CI/AAAAAAAAFsY/X8EGmw3bDA4/s1600/Screen+Shot+2014-06-17+at+12.14.48+pm.png
Snowy...
Hello!
...anyone on?
*jumps out*
I might be...
(will be distant, packing up everything my family has accumulated over the past decade or so)
(in other words, packing for the move)
Opps
*Drops dramatically out of the sky*
*Straightens up and surveys the world*
Hmm. So this is what Blogland's like now.
*Shrugs and gives people fishcakes*
I'm sure the cover'll be incredible, Derek ;) And we'll love it no matter what, so yeah :)
http://www.skrause.org/humor/deadbaby.shtml
i am 3 fab 5 you.
SAPHY FISH YOU STILL HERE
ALSO HI SNOW
FABI
SAPH YOU MUST BE HERE
I AM
I was trying to look at that link, but it wasn't working so I fiddled with the url but it still didn't work and I remembered that I was on here.
*takes a deep breath*.
*flyingtacklehugs both my blogsisters*
SNOW DO YOU HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE?
SAPHY SAPHY SAPHY SAPHY
IT'S BEEN AGES
[hugs]
^.^
HELLO YOU TWO!!!!
I know *huggles*
We are once again Three Musketeers.
I won't say 'The' Three Musketeers, because there are other awesome people on here, but it doesn't make you any less awesome.
(Or loved. <3)
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning or in rain?
[Plots over a cauldron]
What do you want to do?
SHOULD I MAKE MY NAME ANY LONGER?
okay. it's long enough.
XD
Of course you should, Snow.
But I bet I can make my name longer :P
*Looks at cauldron thoughtfully* I only know a few potion recipes, and I don't think any of them appear in Shakespeare XD
Shall we see who can use the strangest ingredients (E.g. the tail of a guinea pig) to make a random potion?
If you want to. :-)
head of a live octopus.
g2g. bye
Third toenail of a two-toed antelope.
I need to type more M's.
Also where did my pic go? Oh well.
NO SNOW
WHY MUST YOU GO
I HOPE YOU KNOW
I'LL MISS YOU SO
YOU HELP ME GLOW
YOU'VE HELPED ME GROW
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I WOULD GO
WITHOUT KNOWING SNOW
*Laughs*
Bye Snowy! *huggles*
I typed out a really long title and then Blogland rejected it -_-
The dust of a fairy and horn of a human boy.
*Giggles* Oh yes, that trumps all other poetry in the world put together.
THERE.
-_- Meh!
Left armpit sweat taken from a right-handed man called Bill on the thirty-fourth of December.
The second X-chromosome of a boy born before his older sister.
And now to undo my hard work. XD
A five leaf clover collected from the footprint of the thirteenth toe of a newt that has three toes per foot and bushy red eyebrows.
The last thumbprint of a duck who was owned by Albert Einstein when he was and ate one of his hairs and lived in Canada with its one true love, Sherlotter Holmes.
*owned by Albert Einstein when he was a hundred and three
The nineteenth hour of the morning in which Queen Elizabeth I played her penultimate game of chess against Pablo Picasso and captured his bishop with a loud cry of "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE."
Oh my God XD Yes.
An egg laid by a dodo bird in the Southern Alps on the head of Pope Miley Cyrus.
Also, the ghost of an immortal vampire who fainted at the sight of blood.
XD XD XD
Okay, I need to top this all somehow...
Backkk
Kinda
The two hundred and first letter of my new name.
Welcome kind-of back, Snow!
*grins at Fabigail* How about we just toss it all in and see what comes out?
The reflection of the invisible last will and testament of Will Testament, Ancient Egyptian playwright who danced the chicken dance on All Hallow's Eve 2015 and eventually died in a railroad accident planned by Derek and the minions to stop him from spreading spoilers about TDOTL before the series had begun.
Wait, WHAT?!
XD
I'm sorry, but I just have to put this whole conversation on Snow's quotes blog.
Snabi...
I ship many, many things that will never be canon.
Why Snabi, though?
I don't know.
I don't actually ship it. I ship very few things seriously now, because love isn't about seriousness and people get caught up on forever love and the idea that you have to be in love and be loved back...
But that's stupid, because relationships aren't the world. They're like, 0.3% of it. And there's lots of other types of love that are just as good as forever love, like temporary love and platonic love and sisterly love, and I suppose I ship you two more as sisterly love.
...
Don't ask me where the big rant came from, because I really don't know :P
[Nods noddingly]
Alright then.
And sure, we can toss it all in and see what happens. [Gestures toward the cauldron]
[Cackles]
*laughs evilly* Mwahaha- no, I really can't do an evil laugh. I sound like a dying duck :'(
*dumps it all in and watches the cauldron fizz and change colour*
If only this was the kind of experiment we did in Science.
*Looks at it nervously* Do you think we should maybe... take cover?
I know, right? XD
[Watches rainbow glitter-smoke rise from the cauldron]
[Turns on a speaker behind Saph to do the evil laugh for her]
[Dims the lights]
[Turns on the smoke machine and the wind machine]
[Cues the sound booth to make scary thunder noises]
Maybe we should!
[Hides behind the base of a conveniently placed statue of William Shakespeare doing the Macarena at the end of the rainbow on a Thursday afternoon in February]
*Looks at the evil-laugh machine*
*makes a mental note to buy one off Mage Bay*
*Ducks behind statue with Fabi* *There isn't really any room, so uses a bullet-proof screen created on the 31st of February 2014 BCE instead*
*Hums*
Don't know if I really like having a ridiculously long name. Just being me is easier.
I dedicate this page to Little Mix and their song Little Me.
Ahem.
She lives in the shadow of a lonely girl
Voice so quiet you don't hear a word
Always talking but she can't be heard
You can see it there if you catch her eye
I know she's brave but it's trapped inside
Scared to talk but she don't know why
Wish I knew then what I know now
Wish I could somehow
Go back in time and maybe listen to my own advice...
I'd tell her to speak up, tell her to shout out
Talk a bit louder, be a bit prouder
Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see
You gotta speak up, you gotta shout out
And know that right here, right now
You can be beautiful, wonderful, anything you wanna be
Little Me
Yeah you got a lot of time to act your age
Can't write a book from a single page
Hands on the clock only turn one way, yeah
Run too fast and you risk it all
Can't be afraid to take a fall
Felt so big but she looked so small
Wish I knew then what I know now
Wish I could somehow
Go back in time and maybe listen to my own advice...
I'd tell her to speak up, tell her to shout out
Talk a bit louder, be a bit prouder
Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see
You gotta speak up, you gotta shout out
And know that right here, right now
You can be beautiful, wonderful, anything you wanna be
Little Me, yeah
Tell you one thing I would say to her
I'd tell her to speak up, tell her to shout out
Talk a bit louder, be a bit prouder
Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see
You gotta speak up, you gotta shout out
And know that right here, right now
You can be beautiful, wonderful, anything you wanna be
Little Me
I'd tell her to speak up, tell her to shout out
Talk a bit louder, be a bit prouder
Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see
You gotta speak up, you gotta shout out
And know that right here, right now
You can be beautiful, wonderful, anything you wanna be
I'd tell her to speak up, tell her to shout out
Talk a bit louder, be a bit prouder
Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see
You gotta speak up, you gotta shout out
And know that right here, right now
You can be beautiful, wonderful, anything you wanna be
Little Me
(TBC)
[The potion explodes, coating everything with glitter and making it smell like cheese]
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