Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
Oh, and this is for the people who like their videos to fit their webpages a little bit better...
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So.
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!??!!
Thor: I cannot, but I know enough that she will be fine. I also can say she is going to be in as much trouble as Loki will.
Zanida: Thor...
Thor: Shh. *sets her down and turns to Silente* Where did Loki go?
I don't know. He just vanished after throwing the knives..
*looks at Zanida*
Don't be too hard on her....
Ok, so I don't know much about Thor/Loki/Zanida but I totally think they should make a Thor movie or show or whatever about Loki being in Blogland! That would be really cool!
Or not. I really don't know but from what I've learned from Loki being in Blogland, it would be cool.
My eyes be's drowning in refried beans and slowly melting but overall good!
Thor: I do not have much of a choice, Silente. *looks down at Zanida* Her and Loki commit treason, and both are responsible for many deaths here in Midgard.
Zanida: Thor...please....
Thor: *kneels beside her, taking her hand*
((I assure you, I am not leaving yet. Thor is here, but not for long.))
She made a mistake..we all make mistakes. Her mistake was trusting Loki. Please Thor, punish her yes but as severely as Loki no.
Thor: If I can get my hands on Loki, I will punish him as well.
*Zanida vanishes, and far off in the woods, Zanida and Loki wait, Zanida unscathed* Thor came, just as I expected.
Zanida: So what do you plan, brother?
Now is the perfect time to leave this meager palace, and let Thor believe we are here.
(This is getting complicated.)
*frowns seeing Zanida vanish*
What...
Thor: I really...do not find it wise to ask for an autograph right now.
OH. O_O
*winces* Please try not to say the word 'right'.
Cackle
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Oky doky!!
*hops away*
Thor: Loki's tricks. Zanida wasn't here, he made it appear she was, and I also believe Zanida is really working with him.
((Loki is very hard to figure out, he's going to make you confused, I'm warning you now. You guys need to always be on your toes.-Zaffy))
*hops up to Snow*
Why are you crackling?
Can I join you?
LAUGHS
GODS ARE COOL
LIKE
MY FAVORITE THING TO STUDY
I MUST TALK TO ONE SOMETIME
Okay this may seem a weird thing to ded to but i dedicate this page to three teachers
Mister Bower - He looked after me in my first 2 years of high school. I wont forget the time he gave up his lesson to coke comfort me in the library. He was a great teacher, and i miss him
Mister Lightholwer - I probably spelt his name wrong but her was the best history teacher i ever had. I miss him as well
Miss Edwards - She's my bonkers French teacher who puts up with out bizzar sentances. She's great and with her guidance I know i'll pass French.
Gtg!! BYE!
((God of thunder or mischeif, pick one.-Zaffy))
Oh.
*stares at the ground a moment*
*she hates being made the fool*
Forget all I said about forgiveness. And about mistakes.
Thor: Do not be upset, Loki will make sure to confuse us all. You are not the first or last to fall for his tricks.
I'm not upset.
*looks up*
Im pissed.
*shakes her head*
Tell me what I can do to help.
Thor: Loki wants to rule Midgard, I do not know what he has done to get to that point. I also do not know where he is hiding with Zanida, so we need to find her or him.
*nods*
I can't track either of them. I haven't tasted either or their blood. Do you have a way to find them.
Thor: I do not. The woods, have you checked the woods?
No. I haven't checked anywhere. I didn't acrualy decides to intercept his plans until today.
Thor: Check the woods.
*appears behind Silente* Or behind your back *vanishes*
*turns*
*clenched her jaw*
I'll check the woods. If I see either of them I'll scream.
*stalks into the woods and starts a very fast but methodical search for either of them*
Zanida: *is in the living room with Loki, both in their battle armor*
Zanida, I'll take you to New York City tomorrow.
Zanida: Awesome! Can I see Tony?
*is grumbling to herself about slapping them*
*is about half way into the woods*
(where abouts is the house?)
((Middle of the dynamite forest- also msd for food))
(Msd for sleep btw... Parents have started enforcing a bed time.)
*makes it all the way through the woods without finding anything*
Great.
*wonders if she should go find Thor again*
*feels like a chess piece, although which one she wasn't sure*
*She wakes up, gasping. Sweat beads down her face and her arms. Her eyes whirl around, looking for whatever had made that sound. A loud thump had woken her.
She looks to the TV and nods in understanding. It was still on. It was now a crime scene and it was reenacting the victims final moment*
Mmmmm… delicious formatting...
Mmmmm… delicious formatting...
(Hey death.)
(*doubts i'll be on much longer*)
(Hey everyone!!!))
(Hey Trip its been an age)
(It has! How are you both?)
Herrow Veronica, how are you?
(Hey Ron!)
(Im okay Trip. Wondering how long j can push staying up for baring in mind tomorrow will be nothing but science...)
(Nah imma sleep now. It's for the best. Even though I'm not tired....)
(Night.)
I'm great Trip, I'm not sure I've had the pleasure of meeting you before, so yeah, it's nice to meet you. How are you?
Hello Silente, How are you?
Well good bye Silente, have a nice night.
(You fool! Push your mind! Push it to breaking point! Pain is weakness leaving the body!)
(:P Goodnight Silente.)
((I have returned.))
Oh, sorry, I'm mixing people up. Nice to meet you. Here, have this. *hands bottle of blogland 2023*
Best vine of the century that.
I'm fine thank you, yourself?
((Wb))
Zanida: *buries head against a pillow*
Are you alright?
Zanida: I think so.
*accepts the bottle*
I can't drink this, I'm not of age but I will save it for a later date, and if I make it to 18 I'll drink it.
I'm good thank you for asking.
Ah, just dilute it and drink it with food and you're fine, really.
*She stood up, growling. Safe houses suck... Maybe if she could just go for a quick run around and then come back...? Maybe then she'd feel better!
She threw on her sneakers and laced them up, almost feeling regret as she left the house.
She started to jog, winding through the trees*
*Loki and Zanida appear by everyone else in Blogland*
Daydreaming:
*casually sits at the table with diluted wine in her hand*
*gets strange looks from her parents*
*starts drinking*
*isn't allowed out of the house until she is more mature*
End of daydream
Yeah ok, I'll just drink it alone.
*The trees start to look familiar. She doesn't stop running. Something is calling her forward.
There is a clearing ahead and she runs into it and stops.
Blogland.*
*jogs over to death*
Why hello, I have not met you before. Veronica.
*holds out hand*
Zanida: Loki...
I know. Hush. *looks around, spotting Thor* *grabs Zanida and they go into NYC*
*She grins and shakes Veronica's hand* Hi, I'm Death Rose, but please, just call me Rose.
*Her eyes drift around and widen in horror as they land on Loki*
(Forget that last bit! XD ))
Well it's nice to meet you Rose.
*sees eyes widen in horror*
um, I am supposed to be afraid of him?
*steps out from behind a tree* Hey Death.
Uh... Don't... I, um, have my reasons... *Her thoughts instantly flit to her True Name*
*She hears Trip and squeals, running over to tacklehug him* Trip!!
Urk! *Is a bit squished, but hugs back*
Death! How are you dear?
*She laughs* I'm-we're great! What about yourself? *She resists the temptation to look at her stomach. The baby was fine. She just had to accept that*
Me? Oh I'm as good as always! Keep calm and carry on and all that!
But who,s we?
*She laughs again* That's great! I haven't seen you in forever!
When I said 'we' I was talking about both me, and that baby.
*comes back with Zanida* Oh Rose fears me? Excellent.
…
Okay you know that things like that are too normal for you when stuff like that doesn't phase you.
But congratulations! Whose is it?
*shouts, shaking his fist*
Well I don't, oh mighty god of wimping out and losing! So go on, scarper off before you bother me!
*She tenses up and turns slowly to look at Loki. Her face becomes pale and her eyes widen. She takes a half-step behind Trip*
It's Chord's...
Trip!!!!!!!!!!!! *tacklehugs*
((Sht I'm still Hecate. brb one moment))
Trip... Don't say that... I... I really don't want to hurt you... He knows my True Name. I can be used against you and I don't want to.
Zanida: Rose, calm down. Loki is behaving.
Oh, cool.
Hello Hectare! I haven't seen you in months. Where've you been?
I still don't trust him! *She went to glare at him but she can't* Damn... *She stomps in frustration*
Loki is the God of mischief. There is no way I would trust him.
Death, I know your true name, it's Not exactly a secret.
*facepalms*
I should really have used that to my advantage before. I guess I always just assumed it was bound.
((Hecate has been a good girl and hasn't came out in a while))
Trip, I think that's mostly your fault *winks at him*
I am the god of mischeif *laughs* I do enjoy your suffering.
Zanida: Loki!!!
How is the child, Rose?
*glares at Loki*
No. Not Judhipor. She ain't my True Name. Just a dark side...
The other name...
The name I know but shall not tell!
None of your business! If you want to know how a child is doing, go have your own. *Her voice had turned into a whine by the end of the sentence* I wish I could kill you. I wish I could just split your skull....
Oh, okay. Cool. Well I took Judhi, how much harder can this one be?
What's that supposed to mean, Chione?
*stands behind Death and rests a hand on her shoulder*
You know, I could probably manage that...
*Looks at Trip* It's totally your fault you haven't seen Hecate in like months
And btw, if you hadn't noticed, Death isn't the only one with a child.
What do you mean, Trip...?
*She pays Choine's hand before taking it off her shoulder* I'll be fine, kiddo.
*is about to complain about being called 'kiddo' but she is, she's only 20*
(I tend to call everyone kiddo. It's my thing))
(It's alright, I got it :) ))
Jesus, you lot sure do like following my lead don't you?
I'm saying Death, don't worry about me.
And why is that Chione, not seeing Hectare for ages?
Herrow Elleni.
*She nods and walks away from Trip and Choine, a smug grin on her face as she approaches Loki. She bows, mockingly* What shall I do for you, my merciless totalitarianlistic leader?
*Without turning her head* Hey Elleni.
Yes, hae one with my sister.
Zanida: Touch me you die.
Do what? *She looks at Zanida and back to Loki*
(@Choine, everyone who wants to know may, Billy-Ray Sanguine wanted to tell the world, and he did. It's Slīvœrrsę))
(The Vault. It's like a super secret... Imagine Facebook. But for bad guys and no one else knows of it except a select few. He put 'Slīvœrrsę is Death Rose's TN' on there))
(Sorry that took so long. I was having a toilet paper war with my little brother and cleaning up doggy mess...))
((No one knows but Trip and various other spotters have been tapping it for decades.))
(Well, there you go. The world knows. And I am now doomed. *Bows* Gracious. What has life come to?)
(Okay, I'm going to go for a walk down the street, I'll be back soon!))
(Well, it's not like they're just going around telling everyone. There are laws about that sort of stuff.)
(Toodloo!)
Why hello everyone.
Hello again.
Yes, I know, I come and go often, I have had.....things to attend to.
Elleni, if you became a criminal, would you have access to the vault that way?
Oh, that's confidential information.
It's not as if there's so e sort of crimals' union Veronica, so no.
What if there were great sums of money involved in whoever got Elleni here access to the vault, could she find out that way?
Are you trying to bribe a sanctuary official?
A very well payed sanctuary official?
I guess that I am trying to bribe a sanctuary official, a very well paid sanctuary official. Everybody has their price Trip, name yours.
*frowns*
Well, I suppose the spotter division is always open to information trade.
Whatcha got?
Knowing her true name is quite useful
No Elleni, I do not need to know her True Name, or anyone else's for that fact. But I do understand that you wanted access to this vault and so I say, 'Well, Why not try and get Trip to give me access to the Vault, which I will then give to you, which I can then use as leverage next time I need an assassination job.'
Trip, I do not make offers, I simply give what is wanted. Now Trip, name your price.
In a sense yes, but then some would look at it as early payment for an upcoming job.
In that time, I hope to have gained access to the vault. Goodbye.
That's not how I deal in information. You give me something of equal value, and on my good name as an information dealer I give you what you want.
You see, when you run an operation as large as mine, you can't just know exactly what you're trying to figure out.
Bye.
*faceplams*
Jesus, people these days, can't settle for just money. Sometimes....
Trip do you have family, close friends, colleagues you hang out with?
Oh, yes, but you'd never be able to threaten them, they're all far too powerful. You?
I do not have family, I refrain from making too many friends, and my colleagues aren't exactly dear to me.
Why would you assume that I was threatening them, can one, not ask a question without it being taken as a threat to another's health and safety.
Yes in this case, I was threatening to give these people a chance to stop breathing, but that's hardly the point.
I knew that was your intent because you are an assassin trying to extract information from me, you then asked me if there was anyone dear to me. You might want to be a little more subtle next time.
My dearest Trip, I am not an assassin, I am just a slightly different being. Elleni, yes she is an assassin, I however, am not.
Do you mind if I ask what your discipline is?
I'm a channeller. *his hand glows purple*
I do this sort of stuff.
Oh, fancy.
Now um Trip, do you have anyone that has been very irritating lately, someone who you wouldn't mind if they just 'disappeared'.
I do know it
Loki. He's been threatening my friend.
I know right.
I pay a price for my power, lots of people don't seem to understand the concept of character balance.
It seems as though I have reached a dilemma.
I have no information to trade with you Trip, so I was planning to get Loki assassinated in return for access to the vault. However, that means that Elleni, would have to assassinate Loki, who might I add, is very powerful, and then after all this I would be left without an assassination, because I had already used it, and no better off than I was to begin with.
I'm also sorry Elleni, it would seem as though I can't gain access to the vault.
I will be sure to take you up on that offer if the times demand it necessary Elleni.
Also, I think if you are looking for a fight, wear shoes that offend Silente, you say hello, and bam your punching each other in the face.
goodbye Elleni.
Bye Ellen I.
Well Trip it seems as though we won't be doing a deal today, but if you ever know that you want a piece of information, come to me, and I'm sure we can make a trade.
And I'm sure I can find it cheaper.
Well, I must go an write a Classics essay, goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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You lot are better off sending me back to Asgard, I mean Thor himself is down here. That is, if you can catch me.
Yes Loki. Very good Loki.
Dbxusxhdusken Fabi, dmdks djxusnekd ddmmxcj?
Code? O_O
I love codes...
And hi, Loki. You calling others pathetic is getting a little old...
I call people by what they are, and you Emerald, are quite boring.
Don't care. At least I don't mindlessly repeat myself calling Midgardians pathetic, weak, etc.
(and "irl" I fangirl over Loki stuff xD)
Good for you Loki. How's that going for you Loki?
I'm not talking in code, just mashing keys.
Hi Trip! And now I feel slightly stupid because I tried to work it out... xD
My brain is half asleep.
Hey Emerald.
Yeah, me too. I just don't want to collapse and hurt my face.
It's too beautiful...
Personally, I'm more worried I'll fall through a window or something. No point having a beautiful face if you're dead. :)
I was talking in code. And DFGertwerbnmxcvghk. [nods]
You are weak compared to me, Midgardian.
Zanida: *looks at Trip, and something in my eyes gives the idea I know what he can do* Loki, Trip is the one that could arrest either one of us.
So I wasn't completely wrong... :D
And hi, Fabi!
@Loki: *sigh* This could go on forever...
You bore me, Midgardian
Well, Asgardian, you bothered to keep the conversation going.
Hi, Elleni!
I'm good. :)
And please, call me Fay. Easier to type and all...
How's life going for you?
That's good. :)
Do you know what actually happened with the supermarket rp thing? XD
I am from Jodenheim, that is my true birth place. *hand twitches to take the Tesseract and freeze a few people, but composes self*
Yeah...
Maybe you bought some magical cacti, a rocket launcher and a penguin, had trouble loading it in whatever transport you used, and then because you couldn't see in front of you ran over some people.
I care not what Korea is.
Zanida: A country in Midgard.
I said I care not, Zanida.
Zanida: *goes quiet, and stands beside Loki*
...
I was born in Montreal.
[Realizes she's spoken]
[Winces]
[Puts a hand to her mouth]
Oops...
Sorry...
[Takes a step backward]
XD
I would actually love to go to that grocery store...
Gotta poof. D:
Bye!
I can't not be shy...
[waves to Fay]
You do not like to speak?'
Zanida: I was born in Jodenheim as well, but raised in Asgard.
First?
I only will dedicate this page to one person, I dedicate this page to my mother, Frigga. May she rest in peace.
[Takes another step backwards, ducking behind a tree]
Zanida: Come out, I won't let anyone hurt you. My name is Zanida Laufeydottir.
[Doesn't move]
[mumbles something that sounds like "How do I know you're not a moron?]
Zanida: I am from Asgard, I promise I am not going to hurt you.
[Takes a half a step so she's looking at Zanida but still partly covered by the tree]
Azalie... I'm Azalie.
Zanida: *smiles* Hello there.
((Actually I meant to get it out of character but eh!))
Zanida: Yes! Though you would not have seen me in The Avengers, or any of the movies. I'm really a character created for the purpose of this roleplay.
[Shrugs]
[If they wanted to hurt her, they could easily have done so]
[She still has to be careful, though. They could still be... She doesn't want to say...and just not realize it]
[She steps out, but keeps her left hand in her pocket]
...
Hello.
Zanida: Nice to meet you too. *smiles*
Zanida: You're a mage aren't you? I heard a lot about you guys, Midgardians with abilities some Asgardians have. That fasincates me.
[Azalie shrugs slightly]
Depends on your definition of mage. I'm sure my powers are nothing special compared to yours.
(Aza... I like that.)
(It's complicated, Elleni. Yes and no. Not really, I mean. I don't... exist on the same level of reality that you do...)
Zanida: I'm the goddess of fire. I do have some abilities of a Frost Giants.
(I'm... [winces] Ever-so-slightly fictional. I'm sorry...)
Fire and frost? An interesting combination...
Zanida: Long ago the Frost Giants tried to put the world into another ice age, but Odin led Asgard to stop them. They live on the realm of Jodenheim, they're slightly taller then Asgardians and they have blue skin and red eyes. ((Google Laufey from Thor))
I am beside my sister. Why do you ask?
(I'm not playing one... I am one. And I can't poof back to reality and go get a piece of cheesecake...)
(So you've never met me. You've met my author, though, and in a sense she's me sometimes, but it's really not the same...)
Zanida: Loki, now may I use the Tesseract?
Show the girl, you may.
Zanida: *holds the Tesseract and freezes a tree, and as I do, my skin turns blue and eyes red*
Since you have no idea what happened, when Zanida or I hold the Tesseract with our hands, that happens. If a Frost Giant touched us, the skin where they touch would turn blue. Her and I were Laufey's, but Odin brought me over from Jodenheim, and Tyra brought Zanida over.
Zanida: *gives Loki back the Tesseract*
*keeps it safe*
Zanida: *after a minute I look normal again* Weird I know. *laughs*
No. You would not be able to touch it.
I believe you would not have a hand.
Zanida: Loki....I think...
Not now, sister.
(Look, it's probably better if Fabi explains next time she's here as herself.)
[Watches, her face expressionless]
[She almost seems eerily still]
Zanida: I think...nothing of importance.
*smirks*
Zanida; You wouldn't know, it had to do with who my mother could be.
((I think what gets me is when Frigga dies and Thor and Odin reacting, then when the guard tells Loki...I feel like maybe just maybe deep down in his troubled heart her felt loss, when his own mother died. She was not by blood his mother, but she was a mother to him. I feel like he really did care. His reaction said it all.-Zaffy))
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