Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
Oh, and this is for the people who like their videos to fit their webpages a little bit better...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4054 Newer› Newest»(I mean, people sat our characters don't care anymore but that's just a piece of s***! Our characters still care for each other!
When I made Silente she was just like me. She cared too much. She cares for her enemies, her friends, she even cares for James! I gave her the name Silente Tempest to represent this. She tries to hide how she feels because she doesn't want others being harmed because it would hurt her more than anything else so she keeps quiet about it. Her mind never shuts up worrying I mean seriously she's constantly worrying, constantly ready to jump in front of a bullet or whatever.
I made her i a fighter because that's who she was, someone who was physically strong and emotionally weak. She worked to be strong and fast enough to protect people from whoever she had to all the while knowing she can't protect them from herself.
She'd kill herself (and has tried to) if she thinks it would make people safer or happier in the long run. She is a very depressed person and sees herself as a monster.
She hates who she is and exists only to help others because her lealvung wouldd hurt them.
So dont even talk to me about characters not caring! The only reason she sticks around is because she cares to much for anyone else's good!)
(Okay rant over.)
((Of COURSE Silente cares - I don't doubt that. :) She does try really hard to do stuff for people.
James: *storms off to attack at a better time when he has a plan*
(I defiantly haven't been storing that up since Alastair said we were boring.)
((*laughs* Don't mind Alastair. He's horrible. :)))
((I know you care, but remember Loki hates most of you guys, he wants to rule you, not befriend you. He doesn't even trust many people, hence why he says things that tend to be nasty-Zaffy))
*watches Silence pacing*
((eating, sorry again))
(I know he is. But hes still family. And his words still hit home sometimes.)
*paces faster wearing a path into the grass*
*smirks*
*is scowling heavily, jaw clenched*
*still pacing*
((See, pacing is a predator of grass too.
Not that I think Hunter's here.))
((You guys should focus on getting me back, he has said in character I'm under his control.-Zaffy
(I wouldn't even know how to Zaf. Plus at the moment Sil is kinda just crying internally and getting increasingly angry...)
*bursts out laughing*
((Hunter thinks we should just kill Zaf.
But meh. :P))
*glares at Hecate*
What!
((I'm just trying to help, because remember Zafira knows a lot, and Loki basically picked Zaf for her knowledge and position on the Surpreme Council, in the words of I believe the Black Widow to Hawk Eye: I hit you very hard on the head. That's how she got Hawk Eye free, and Erik.-Zaffy))
I dedicate this page to attack on titan and the anime couple: Levi and Petra.
They are my favourite anime couple ever. Their story is the most beautiful yet cruel I have ever seen.
Here is an AMV of their story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmqYkow1UO4&list=PLxakTra2owyc99eMgUzvnsoNjmAwi1K0x&index=44
Oh nothing *laughs harder*
*glares at her*
What's so funny.
You. You remind me of my mother...
Your mother? Charming. I'm not that old..
Wait how old is she?
Well, my grandmother has been around since the universe began. She's a titan. Kronos is my great uncle. Leto is my aunt. Apollo and Artemis are my cousins. I'll just say, very old.
You're a Greek goddess, interesting. I have heard of your kind.
((Loki, we're in Scotland. Not blogland. Unless you teleported to us or something...))
Well in that case I'm defiantly not that old!
*goes back to pacing*
*laughs so hard she falls back*
*shakes her head at Hecate*
Crazy person.
((Of course, when I try to speak you just have to be somewhere else. Typical Midgardians.))
((No Loki its more along the lines of when you decide to speak you are elsewhere.))
((As usual that happens when I dare respond. Why not? If you're so concernedo to be in Scotland I'm leaving, there is not a thing to do in this place, and I am sick of talking to Zanida.))
(In that case take your leave or join us in Scotland)
*sighs and absently rubs her temple still pacing*
*laughs* It seems that nobody decided to come on.
(Indeed it does)
*paces*
*she's giving herself a headache thinking so much*
*there's basically no grass beneath her now*
((gtg, being forced to watch a movie again.))
(Okay then Chi. I'm going to say I'm back in blogland now. Is that okay?)
Zanida: *is sitting alone beside the lake, holding a towel to arm arm, the towel dripping with blood*
(Okay I'm just gonna say I am)
*frowns and walks over to Zandia*
Hey, what happened?
*looks at the towel*
*shakes her head and pulls some bandage from her pocket*
Here.
*kneels next to her and takes her arm gently*
Zanida: Hello. *sighs* Thank you. Loki and I were attacked and I was thrown through a window, I was just dressed as I am now, so my arm got the glass.
*raises an eyebrow not believing that story in the slightest but letting it slide*
*wraps the bandages expertly around the wound after folding some to act as an absorption pad*
*makes sure they won't come off*
Always fear, Dugglyn is here!!!!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?!
Hey Dugglyn.
I'm fine.
As are my eyes.
You?
I have discovered Sherlock. It is amazing!!!
Zanida: Thank you, Silente. I'll heal in a day or so, but thank you anyway.
I am good and my eyes are drowning in refried beans and slowly melting but overall good! Thanks!
Don't thank me. There's no need.
*sits back*
How are you. And Loki.
*her voice grows cold*
And how's Zaf.
(Sherlock is good.)
Do you wanna hide a body?
We could throw it in the lake!
I don't want to see it anymore
The police are at my door
So hurry, don't delay!!
We used to be best buddies
So help me out
Or else I'll be thrown in jail!!!
Will you help me hide a body?!
It doesn't have to be in one piece!
You're can eat it if you want!!!
SHERLOCK IS AMAZING
I know! I now love Sherlock!
Zanida: Loki and I are alright, and Zafira is fine, Loki sent her to her treehouse. I assume her husband is keeping a close eye on her.
((*claps slowly* Brilliant, Dugglyn.))
*nods*
*stares at the Lakes water*
(Sorry I'm back.)
My friend C told me about a parody for that song called "Do you want to join the Nazis?"
XD
I wish I could remember the lyrics . . . Hilarious. XD
*bows*
Thank you. Thank you!
I'll be here all night!
Poops! The prof I Len pasture looked!!
Sorry. Cat!
It said
Oooh! The profile picture worked!
Zanida: I really am afraid of Loki, you know. He's crazy.
I know he's crazy. Or carzy as Dugglyn would put him. I almost admire you for sticking with him all this time.
Where is her right now?
*jumps up in front of Zanida*
Is he as carzy as me?!?
Oh, Silente. I saw you used carzy earlier today!!! I don't know if that was an accident......
Of course it wasn't an accident Dugglyn.
Zanida: Our house, he told me to go on a walk. *laughs* You have no idea how shocking it was to find out Loki is my brother.
*Quietly* you could just run.
*looks over at her*
MY BIOLOGY TEACHER STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME
See, my brain's autocorrect filters things like that out so I can't appreciate them. :(
Oh, good!
Thank you Silente!!!
Zanida: I can't run, because if I run, Loki will find me. He knows how I am terrified to be away from Asgard, he'll only use that against me. He doesn't hate me, he knows exactly how I feel as he feels the same way.
BEWARE OF THE SOLAR STORM!!!!!!!!!!
THEY MIGHT AFFECT OUR BRAINS AND CRASH THE INTERNET!!!
NO MORE BLOGLAND!!!!!!
This unit will not be affected by solar activity.
*runs around in a circle screaming*
Ok, so maybe there are no solar flares yet but they are coming!!!! And when they do, when a really big one comes, we will be so reliant on technology that it will cause major problems. Whole cities will be shut down!! The beautiful star that gives us life and light might knock out all our technology!!!
I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY TOMORROW EVEN THOUGH IT'S SUMMER
How do you know Gethie?
The charged particles go into machines and computers and telephone wires and short circuit it! There is too much energy! It happened! Once, a solar storm knocked out all the power in Quebec. Another time, when there was only the telegraph, there were many dangerous fires from the charged particles short circuiting the power lines! You never know how bad it's going to be!
This is what annoys me, people panickng over stupid things, solar flares happen, okay? Whatever, people get hyped up and nothing happens. Woah you may not be able to send a text for a few hours.
Ok, sorry!
Solar storms do have potential to be a big problem but it is unlikely that it would hit earth and drastically effect it. Also, the Sun is in solar minimum so the chance of solar storms is less likely. 2013 was solar maximum and then it starts all over again.
We will not be short circuited or affected by any solar activity. We are too complex and well protected.
Yeah, the potential is bad, but it is highly unlikely.
The good part is, is that you have a better chance of seeing aurora borealis farther north and south. So if you live n Victoria then you have a chance of seeing the northern lights when there is a big solar flare.
That's good Gethie!
Sorry for all the solar flare stuff, it just fascinates me!
Soooooo....
Does anyone wanna help me hide a body?
Aurora Borealis is caused by the collision of solar wind and magnetospheric charged particles with the thermosphere.
So run back to Asgard. Run as fast as you can.
*smiles*
I'll distract him
Yes, and when there is a solar flare, there are more charged particles and they get farther into the thermosphere!
Different layers of the thermosphere causes different colors of auroras. The charged particles interact differently with different gasses!
*drags out a body*
I wasn't kidding about the whole do you wanna hide a body thing! Should I throw it in the lake? Should I eat it ? Should I get someone else to eat it?
*climbs up a tree*
*leaves the body on the ground*
*sits on a branch and pulls out a caffeinated energy drink*
Hehehehehehehe_!!!!!!!
Zanida: It's hard to, Silente. If I go home, the Bifrost is open and Loki will know.
Statistically speaking, it would not be recommended to hide the corpse in a body of water unless it exceeds one kilometre in depth. Digestion of a corpse will also leave evidence in your excretions.
(Okay because I'm bored i'm gonna let James rp sitting in his lair and plotting)
*leans back in his chair*
Again. She got away AGAIN. How many time do I have to kill this idiotic child?!
*gets up and paces*
I could throw her in that damned volcano. I could behead her. I could turn her into a sculpture. But which one will be quickest and hardest to reverse? Not the statue then.
Silente: But by then it will be too late wont it? You'll be safe.
James, if you're going to behead her, make sure you do it on Tuesday!!
Zanida: I just can't go back, I'll have to face Asgardian justice.
That you will sister, I will make sure of it.
This unit does not recommend beheading as an appropriate method of execution.
James: Beheading or volcano. I must admit the volcano is more appealing, watching her melt. Her 'friends' helpless to save her..
Silente: *turns to face Loki*
*moves so she's discreetly shielding Zandia*
Hello.
However, throwing a human in a volcano is also not recommended. There are other methods of deactivating someone without all the effort.
*finishes the energy drink*
*pulls out another one*
*jumps out of the tree*
*throws the body in the lake*
*doesn't care if people could find it, she just wants to get rid of it. It smells bad and the maggots are eating it*
Thanks for the recommendation not to throw it in the lake, Geth, but I don't really care at this point.
*finishes the energy drink*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
*is now changing colors and letting off sparks*
*runs around in a tight circle*
*laughs* If you plan on hiding my sister, you ought to expect me to hurt you.
Zanida: Loki don't do it.
Silente: *raises her head*
I'm not letting you hurt her again Loki.
*is now holding a banana*
WORSHIP THE BANANA!!!!
*holds it high above her head*
B-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-n-a!!!!!!!!!
Banananananananananana!!!!!!!!!!!
I have not laid a hand on my sister. We were attacked.
This unit has no concept of worship.
Then why does she fear you Loki. Fear doesn't come without just cause.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
James: How to get to her though...I can't teleport or shadow walk thanks to that pesky bitch. Hmmm..
Oh come on Gethie! You should try it!
So here's how you do it. You have to do everything the Banana says you have to do and you must put its wishes above your own. It is quite fun!
I do not know why she fears me, but I have not touched her.
Zanida: *doesn't even attempt to go near Loki, and Silente can hear my heart racing*
Hi Hi :)
That is illogical. Following the commands of one entity will make you prone to mistakes, especially if they are unwise or unfit for their job. This unit does not make mistakes.
And why does that seem unlikely to me Loki? Your sisters racing heart suggests otherwise.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
James: I doubt many of my necromancers survived. Although there may be one or two still around...
(Hey Chlog)
I have not hurt her, I do not know why Zanida is afraid.
Zanida: Silente, he won't hurt me.
(Hi, just finished my 2nd kung fu lesson without leaving too much damage lol
I found this song from a welsh bloke called oi mush)
Zandia. You better not be lieing for him.
*sighs*
Fine. Zan, if he ever hurts you I want you to tell me. Don't let him get away with it. It's not right.
*stares at Loki*
Zanida: He won't hurt me. *quietly* I hope.
*looks him up and down*
As do I. Which reminds me a moment.
*punches Loki hard across the jaw*
*grabs one of his shoulders and slams him against a tree*
Release. Zaf.
Aww, I love Gethie. <3
And - NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T WORSHIP THE BANANA WORHSIP THE BANANA LORD :O
MY BIOLOGY TEACHER STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME BACK WHAT THE FUCK I'M GOING TO BED SOON
*tilts head*
This unit believes bananas have no concept of a deity. Please clarify.
You don't want her released, believe me. Remember Erik Selvig? I had Zafira longer then him, and you know exactly what happened to him. He went insane, he ran butt naked in public at Stone Henge, so believe me, you would rather Zafira to stay enlightened. *uses sceptre and stabs Silente in the stomach*
Oh my... I cant get this vid outta my head -_-:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp2NxRi0GfE&list=FLMvKph9NngI1bjqPBlkSHoA&index=9
*gasps and punches Loki again*
I said let her go!
*knees him between the legs*
*yanks the scepter away from him and throws it to Zandia*
Now.
*doesn't seem phased by Silente* Get off of me. *punches her in the neck*
Zanida: *catches the sceptre and makes a run for it*
*chokes slightly but laughs*
*keeps her grip on him, giving Zandia a chance to run*
*keeps punching him in the face over and over*
*gets bored and kicks her in the knee, and then uses a dagger to stab at her eye* My sister can't open the Bifrost, she's too afraid what Thor will do to her for leaving Asgard against orders.
*marks data down in memory log as high priority, for future reference*
KICKING THE GROIN OF ONE CONSIDERED HALF-DEITY IS INEFFECTIVE.
*hisses and stops punching Loki just in time to stop the dagger*
But she get far away from you.
*bends the daggers blade and elbows Loki's chin*
((In Loki's defense, he is wearing his battle armor, I would hope Asgardian men have enough common sense to keep the groin from being kicked.-Zaffy))
Really, where is she going? *kicks the shin, then grabs her arm and throws her into another tree* You messed with a god, and unfortunate for you, I match your superhuman strength.
Well Ive g2g
*groans and gets up*
She going AWAY FROM YOU!
*smashing him against a tree*
*punches his stomach hard enough to dint the armour*
(Where is he vulnerable?)
(This unit has scanned popular media. We believe placing faith in males from Asgard is unwise. Hammers and sceptres are ineffective weapons of choice.)
(Bye Chlog)
((Let's put it this way, Silente, Loki was smashed around by the Hulk and is still alive and it didn't seem a bone was smashed, so I'm not thinking he'll be vulernable anywhere.-Zaffy))
*vanishes, and makes multiples of self to confuse the vampire*
*growls*
Coward!
*ignores the copies*
*hopes Zandia has ran far enough...*
Worshipping a banana makes complete sense!!
(Not really here. Sorry for the poor!)
((You do not know which is me.))
Zanida: *falls to ground, tripping*
I am not a coward!
*looks around*
Then stop hiding behind clones!
*taps the sigils on her collar bone and her wings burst free, burning the copies behind her*
It is our understanding of Earth vegetation that bananas have no cerebrum. Therefore one would find worshipping one uneventful, as it would give no commands or advice.
This unit understands to be considered a deity in human culture, one will have to acquire someone to write a book. We believe no one has written a book concerning bananas in a religious context.
It is how I fight. *vanishes and appears beside Zanida*
It is how a coward fights.
*cuts through themone by one with her wings grinning as the bburn*
*looks around*
*the real Loki wouldn't go down as easily*
Zanida: Loki get away!!!
*grabs Zanida, pulling the sceptre from her, and touches her heart with it*
This unit believes Tempest-Silente requires assistance.
I'm fine Geth. We need to find Zandia.
**Zanida
This unit will provide assistance.
*draws rifle and starts shooting at Loki*
*lets go of Zanida, as the bullets bounce off*
*switches to armour piercing ammunition and keeps firing*
*stares*
Zan....
*growls*
*charges Loki teeth bared*
*sighs, bullets still bouncing off* I'm immune to bullets, obviously. *vanishes and appears behind Silente* How about this. I'll get the Heindal to let us back to Asgard and we all go up!
Zanida: *stands, her eyes her usual color* Remember, you can't control Frost Giants.
*looks at Zandia*
*hopes like hell that's true*
You a dick Loki.
*smashes a fist into his face putting the force of an express train behind it*
This unit is not firing bullets. We are firing high energy phasic slugs. Your information is incorrect.
*moves so can still shoot at Loki and keeps firing whilst advancing*
*actually is knocked back, and grabs Zanida*
Zanida: Heindal open the Bifrost!!!
*covers her mouth so she can't even get her sentence out* We are not going back home, Zanida.
Let her go Loki!
*kicks between his legs with more force that was put into the punch*
*very much hoping to make him infertile*
OH MY GOSH XD
GETHIE, YOU'RE ACE
*not really here, sorry*
(Whenever he says he's firing slugs I just kind of image the slugs from flushed away screaming a war cry as they are fired from a gun...)
(Star, :P)
(Silente, no. They're just projectiles. :P)
Silente is back...and you guys are fighting Loki...what happened?
(oh good. Because the mental image of flushed away slugs coming out of a gun with king fu things on their heads yelling a war cry is a little weird...)
*laughs, and vanishes with Zanida* You are a dead dead girl.
Zanida: *tries to get out of his grip*
*throws her into a wall, in the house in the woods*
Zanida: *gets to knees, with head bowed*
You ought to kneel, you are correct. I may not be able to open your mind, but I can continue without you.
Hey Viv!
Loki! Come back here!
*starts pacing and punches a tree causing it to fall over*
Damn. Damn damn damn. Oh lord. Please don't kill her.
Silente!
*Runs and quickly hugs her, then turns and somberly walks a few feet away*
I may...*cough*..have missed you just a bit.
*frowns at Viv*
Did...did you just hug me?
Loki is not nice. :/
@Dragona: GETHIE IS SO ACE THOUGH :O
Hey Viv. :)
Not really here, sorry.
(Can I have a bit of backstory on the Loki thing?)
So who's the guy I get to hit this time?
This unit believes damaging vegetation will not please organisations such as the Environment Agency.
*comes back with Zanida, and stabs her in the neck, and lets her die*
Silente, I am quite sure I did not. You may be hallucinating.
*smiles at him*
You missed me? Why?
*looks genuinely confused*
*pulls out a 5 foot sword*
I think I've figured it out.
*screams out* Zanida!
*launches herself at Loki wrapping her hands around his neck and hooking herself onto him*
@Silente: You are my best customer.
Keen-Vivanus, we believe that the blade you intend to use as a weapon is too large for practical use. A weapon with less mass will be more effective.
*fires rifle at Loki again*
*Silente simply goes through me, as I appear beside Zanida, who now is sitting up, perfectly fine*
Zanida: Silente it's a trick! He made it seem like he killed me! *ducks from Loki's sceptre's aim and runs*
*stops swinging sword for fear of killing Silente*
*Pulls out darts instead*
Geth, I'm an ex Cleaver, no blade is too large.
Speaking of which...
*pulls out a Cleaver scythe*
I liberated this from a sanctuary storeroom on my way hear.
*stares after Zanida*
*here
(I have to go now. Bye!)
*deactivates*
gtg
(Bye Draggie)
The world is ending. The sun is burning, the ocean has flooded, the fish are drowning and the world has been flooded with a gas which we are currently breathing in.
(Bye Viv)
Zanida: *goes over by Silente* I need to get Heindal to open the Bifrost, I'm shrouded from his view unless I call for him, I need Loki near me.
*aims a dagger at Zanida, and hits her in the chest*
Zanida: *falls to knees*
*aims a second one, and it hits her deeply in the stomach, then vanishes*
Zanida!
*curses Loki's name*
Zan are you okay?!
*has no idea how to fix this*
*her medical abilities only go so far*
*claps her hands together so they are covered with a healing red glow*
Zanida: He won't kill me....*points to the sky, where a lightning bolt crashes down* I think...Thor...knows
*looks up*
Thor..
*almost laughs*
*looks at Zanida*
Can I help you in any way.
*really doesn't want to see her die again*
Zanida: I don't know. I never have been hurt this badly before. Loki trained me so he knows how I react, and he...*thunder cracks, and Thor is standing behind Silente
*swivels and screams, shocked*
*calms down and stares up at Thor*
Hey L, yeah Lover Boy brought me back)
Thor: *stays calm as Silente screams* Hello, Silente. *goes around her and gently picks up Zanida*
H-hello.
*stares*
*shakes out of it when he picks Zanida up*
Can you help her?!
*jumps in*
*hugs Elleni*
Hihihihihihihihihibihihibihi:8_!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hby everyone!!!
*jumps back out*
(Might be here for a couple minutes.....!)
(Alastair. I have no idea why he is called Lover Boy.)
(Oh yeah I nicknamsd Alastair Lover Boy)
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