Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4054 Newer› Newest»Silente, his/her father is Blake. They're screwed.
And look what has happened to Alexis, she got turned into a doll. I don't want my child being born here because it will be in danger... But we have no other choice.
*let's go of Silente so she's skating on her own*
No, they're not screwed.
It's been proven that if a teacher believes a child is going to fail, they're more likely to fail.
The same thing is, of course, true for other related things such as parenthood.
If you believe your child is screwed . . . you're doing the worse thing for your child.
(I know I go on about belief a lot, but seriously, my mum used to tell me all this stuff and I was like 'meh', and then I found out it was actually true and I was like :O)
LET HER GO
LET HER GOOOOOO
DON'T HOLD HER HAND ANYMOOOOORE
*pulls away from Chi*
Hey look at me. Blake will be a good father...he won't let him/her get hurt. He'd kill anyone who tried. And I won't let anyone go near any of you. I swear no one will even get a-
*slips and falls onto her butt again*
Ow! No ones going to hurt your baby Chi. If you want I'll even find you a safe house away from the clearing. I would never let anyone hurt you, it or Blake.
Thank you...
I know we will both protect it, but Blake will also hang the baby upside down by it's feet probably...
*grins*
Probably. This is Blake. But it won't get hurt. And I'm sure he can learn to some extent..
++++++++++++++++++++
James: *wakes up and growls*
They can't have. She...FOR GOD SAKE SHE WAS MEANT TO BE GONE FOREVER THIS TIME!
Iy's not protecting it I'm worried about when It comes to Blake... it's everything else *laughs*
Blake would probably faint in the delivery room!
That wouldn't surprise me *giggles*
*skates around the rink as fast as lightning, adding in spins and twirls*
*watches her still sat in the middle*
*gets awkwardly to her feet*
You are way to good at this..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
James: Right where the hell is she now!
You know, believe it or not... this is just my 3rd time skating.
Sorry, still playing Plague . . .
*stares in disbelief*
You....your 3rd time?! How did you get so good to fast?!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
James: Hmmm...
*sinks into his own shadow*
Because it's a talent I was born with.
(Ello Vero I don't think I've met you before welcome to blogland home of the carzy and the bonkers)
Hey Veronica. :)
@Silente: Yup, craz y and bonkers sounds about correct. :P
Hello, I believe we have met before, a while back, when I was visiting England, and I said Hello and you punched me in the face, because' "my shoes offended you"
*rolls her eyes*
Forgot about that.. lucky.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
James: *takes a deep breath in*
*closes his eyes and follows her blood tie*
Hello Star, and how are we?
(Oh. That sounds like me. Oh yes I remember! In the car park! Then I set off a glitter bomb!)
Yes, exactly!
Daymn. Gotta ded.
I dedicate this page to..
To...
To..er...
To Derek Landy! He's evil, a soul crusher, someone who finds our pain amusing and the reason we are all here!
We? Idk. I'm fine, though. You?
I haven't had time to practice that much because of the past 14 years...
(And you threw your shoes away. Then refused to put them back on when I gave them to you.)
Don't we all finds others pain amusing, not in a sadist sort of way just as a 'oh look you've been impaled, thats amusing' sort of way?
Just two percent of the world left to infect whooooo.
And hopefully I can gain 17 more DNA points before that happens. :)
@Veronica: That IS a sadistic way. :P
Yes, Silente, and I started to bleed because of a hole in me, and I fell into your arms because I was losing blood and that wasn't a good idea because I wasn't aware that you were a vampire, and when I thanked you for saving my life, you refused to accept it, took your serum and walked away.
Oh and Star, I'm great
*laughs*
You don't need to practice it seems Chi. Your already brilliant!
*grins*
James: *locates where he wants to appear*
Right. Let's get rid if you once and for all. Again
*rises up out of Silente's shadow*
@Veronia: Yay. That's great. :)
Okay so what Star? I'm a little bit sadistic, not like criminally sadistic, just a little bit.
*stops and thunders towards james along with all the snow and ice around them*
(Good times Vero, good times. And of course I wouldn't accept it. I don't accept thanks. Especially when people are bleeding on me.)
Hello Blogland! It's been a while! How have you all been lately? ((AND THE AOH TRAILER!! OMG!!!))
James: *looks at Chione charging at him*
Oh hello that's not good.
*backs away slightly*
Chi..?
*turns, jumps back*
Ah! James!
(Hey Rhydian. How are you?)
Hi Sil! I'm good, what about you?
(Fine! Going to sneeze possibly but fine!)
Hello Rhydian, its nice to meet you, I'm Veronica, and I'm not so sure I've had this pleasure before.
*reaches them, pushes Silente away and flies into James, sending him backwards*
@Veronica: Yeah, my best friend's sadistic and she's awesome. :)
Plus Alastair's a sadistic and he's awesome too.
So, like, 100% of the sadists I know are awesome, so you know, sadism is probably a good sign. :P
Hey Rhydian! :)
@Star, well it is great to know that all sadistic people are cool. Except for the ones you don't know, who are probably the criminally sadistic.
Silente: *falls over and scurried backwards*
*gets up in case Chi needs help*
James: *is sent flying backwards*
*pushes Chione away*
Get off me you animal! How dare you attack me!
Hey Starry! Yeah, I'm a sadist too...And you're right, sadism is ace :P
Hiya Veronica! Mind if I call you Vero for short? Nice to meet you too! Call me Rhydian, Rhyds, or Sky. Your choice :P
@Rhydian: I KNEW YOU WERE AWESOME
@Veronica: Alastair's criminally sadistic. :P
*watching, btw, Silente :)*
Yes Rhyds......yeah no, I'll call you Sky, and you can call me Vero or Frost, or of course Veronica, but I assume that's a given.
So...What's going on atm?
(OMG CAN I CALL YOU RON)
Ok, so if Alastair's criminally sadistic, doesn't that mean the all sadist are ace, I know that you haven't said otherwise, but would I go as far to assume that mostly anyone who doesn't want to kill me, just to laugh, and is either criminally or just a touch sadistic, is cool?
Breath in, breath out, repeat.
Wait, are you asking if you can call me Ron?
Animal? Fine. I'll be an animal. *eyes turn pale blue and she charges at him again, teeth as sharp as icicles and tries to bite him*
(Yes I am asking if I can call you Ron.)
(@snow when I read that my body immediately decided to STOP BREATHING!)
@Veronica: No.
All awesome sadists are awesome.
All tables are objects, but not all objects are tables.
Did you know Yuki is apparently Japanese for snow?
@snow: No. O_O Hey Yuki!
Hi.
James: *grabs Chione by the neck*
Get a hold of yourself woman! And your kind wonder why you are the lesser of the two humans!
*throws her away from him*
Women. Disgusting.
(ANY VIEWS EXPRESSED BY JAMES ARE NOT MY VIEWS HE IS A HORRID PIG AND IT'S OKAY YO HATE HIM BUT DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE OF WHAT HE SAYS)
Yes Silente, you can call me Ron.
*the snow around them sharpen and fly towards james from all angels*
(Yey! *adds Ron to her list of nicknames for people* *its a mental list* bub, Blub, Ron, draggie, ugly. The list is growing.)
Can I high five James? in the face? Very hard? With a chair? Please?!
If you can snow, would you mind if I helped?
James: *hissed at the snow*
*teleports behind Chione and wraps an arm around her neck*
Stop now or face the consequences!
Chi! James let her go!
*gets up and starts scrambling towards them*
DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M A VIRUS NOW. :) :)
oh wait I should be doing schoolwork
@Tempest: you can add "tree" to that list for me.
@Frost: yes you can
*ice from below them rises and hits James between the legs*
*rips his hands off of her*
This is a very nice fight to watch from the sidelines, I'm enjoying it.
(Maybe not at this very moment.
James: or ever. I will not be harmed by the lessers. James shut up.)
James: *takes a deep intake of breath and crumpled to the ground*
You.....bitch!
*kicks out in her direction*
*smirks*
Snow? Do you really need permission to high five someone? In the face? Very hard? And with a chair? I'm not sure whether or not it's socially acceptable to just do it without permission.
Hmmmm
I reaaally wanna hit him Tempest.
(I'm not surprised Tree. He's a dick.
James: and you are a lesser being.
And you are an obnoxious jerk)
*the ice opens up and he falls into the freezing cold water below. the ice closes back over*
gtg now
bye!!!!!!!!
*turns to Silente* Are you alright?
Bye Rhydian!
Bye Sky, have a nice day!
James: *uncurls and swims to keep at the surface*
*pulls back his fist and smashes it against the ice*
*teleports out and smashes a fist into Chiones temple*
Down and away you misplaced beast!
James! Leave her alone!
*leaps at him and punches him across the jaw*
(Bye Ree)
Tali ho
Tali ho
Toodle pip pip
Cheery oh
My cup of tea
Is slightly cold
Let the kettle warm more
Wait isn't a hassle anyway
Um. I mean. What
A question to James:
Have you ever been slapped across the face by a 'lesser being'?
If so, follow up question.
Do you want it to happen again?
*waiting
*Is completely unfazed*
*growls*
*ice rises to form walls around James and traps him inside*
(James: yes it has happened, once
Silente: your welcome
James: shut up tea maker! and no it won't happen again.)
You okay Chi?! Did he hurt you?!
*scrambles over to her*
James: *hails down punches and shadows against the ice smiling at the cracks it makes*
I love how you all just ignore my song there XD
You're in my territory, James. You won't get her again.
(@snow I didn't ignore it, I just ignored what James was saying about it)
Dear James,
my dear...person I have only just met, I am writing this to inform you that you are a chauvinistic pig and I hope you a proud.
(A forced smile and something nice to say to be added)
Veronica
I'm fine Silente.
*sends some ice from the walls inwards as spikes and impales him in multiple places*
Ha, see that, being impaled, I find that amusing.
James: I think you'll find I will, lesser child bearer.
*shadows creep into the cracks and expand suddenly, smashing one wall*
*uses the shadows to pin Chione to the ground*
James let her go you dick!
*kneels down next to her not really knowing how to get rid of shadows*
*ice shoots up from below him and rockets him into the air and he crashes down again, landing on his back*
*casually stabs James*
I have to go. But I shall leave you with a horrible joke:
James Bond was walking down the side of the road, when he saw a chicken crossing it. He approached the chicken and introduced himself: "Bond, James Bond" he said. The chicken replied "Ken, Chi-Ken"
Bye!
(James: Dear Veronica
I care little of what you think.
Get back to whatever it is you
lesser beings do.)
Bye Snow, and to tell you the truth I laughed very hard at that joke. And thank you, for stabbing James.
So I've got my biology revision guide out, and I'm reading the beginning few pages, which is stuff we learn in class, and it's just kind of meh and it isn't fascinating and exciting anymore and I just want to cry because I don't want to have missed any of that but I know I have five whole lessons oh my gosh why. :/
((Bye snow!))
Oh poor Star. Don't cry. I'm sure it will all work out.
James: *takes a deep breath and coughs*
*keeps the shadows to pin her down*
*the ones on her wrists start digging into her skin*
*sends some towards her neck*
*sees the ones heading for her neck*
James call your shadows off!
(bye snow!)
*smiles and looks at Silente*
*cries out s the one around her wrist pierces the skin*
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND THIS IS SO INTERESTING OH MY GOSH
*looks around for someone to discuss this with*
*finds an empty bedroom*
*turns back to revision guide and tries not to imagine how much better this would be if I were taught it*
James: *chuckles darkly*
why should I Silente dear? You know i won't. Not unless I get what I want.
*the shadows rest on Chiones neck*
Come and she'll be fine. Stay and she dies. You know I mean it. Think of your dear mother.
*shivers and panics*
James. Please
@Veronica: Even I don't cry at missing biology. :P
I mean, I did on Friday, but I cry almost every day.
HAVEN'T CRIED YET TODAY THOUGH YAY
*the Friday before last
*an icicle rises out of the ice and catches James in the stomach, lifting up and gravity pushing the spike through his back slowly*
*other icicles rise around her incase he jumps off*
THIS IS SO SO INTERESTING GUYS I SWEAR I LOVE THIS TOPIC SO MUCH
AND I WANT TO EMAIL C TO GO 'I TOLD YOU SO' ABOUT STUFF BUT I'VE ALREADY EMAILED HER TOO MANY TIMES SO OOPS
BRB
James: *cries out at the icicle*
No! It's not meant to go like this!
*the shadows on Chiones neck get tighter*
Call of the ice or you die!
James! Leave her alone!
*stands up near Chi*
Dont hurt her.
Call off your shadows or you die. One of the shadows below you could easily shoot up and pierce your heart.
*smirks*
*is struggling to breath*
Icicles* Not shadows.
OMG, this fight is so intense, and I'm here like woah, this James has been impaled multiple times and he is still fighting well.
James: I shall not be manipulated by a lesser with child!
*shadows grow tighter still*
Release me and I shall be merciful. I have no ill will with you. I came for the abomination.
*watches the stand off*
No....no....
*The icicles below him shoot upwards and pierce him in the head, eye, liver, thigh and leg*
Please tell me that dick is dead now?
*ice cuts below her skin and she cries out but the ice goes around her neck, under the shadows so she can breath again*
James: *screams and writhes*
*sends shadows darting for Chione, all heading for her stomach*
James no!
*jumps in front of the shadows taking them to her legs*
*screams*
Silente!
*sends the rest of the icicles to his heart*
*the big icicle that he's still slowly sliding down is almost through to his heart too*
James: *uses shadows to intercept*
*they lift him off and clog up his wounds*
I'll be back. You can't run forever!
*teleports away to a medical bay somewhere*
*looks at her legs and gets a dizzy rush*
Chi....you kay?
*looks over at her ignoring her bleeding and shreaded legs*
I'm fine
*looks at wrists that are dripping with blood and feels blood trickling down her neck*
I'm more worried about you.
*covers Silente's wounds with ice until they can get to a healer*
Your bleeding. Stay still.
*claps her hands together a couple of times until the right sigils hit and they glow red*
*covers one of Chi's wrists with her hands and it begins to heal*
*pales slightly but does the same with the other wrist and her neck*
*sighs and lays back*
Sorry.
For what?
For him. This was meant to be fun, not a fight.
*looks over at Chi*
And for putting you and your kid in danger.
Nothing happened so it's alright...
*walks over and hugs her*
*hugs her back*
*wipes away the blood that's still on her arms and neck*
He's a dick.
I noticed.
*laughs*
Anyway. Let pretend that never happened. Wanna..uh...go back to skating?
I'm surprised none of you have killed him yet.
Hello Alastair. We usually try not to kill people, we aren't as...brutal....as you usually are.
Um *looks at the rink she made, now stained red*
No...let's just go home ok? xD
Yeah okay
*taps her nose making the portal home*
After you.
Oh Alastair, I've heard so many things about you, well not really, I've heard one thing about you. Apparently your criminally sadistic, but thats okay, cause apparently your awesome too! I'm Veronica, but you can call me Vero, Frost or Ron. Nice to meet you.
*steps through*
((Hello Veronica, I don't think I even said hi to you. Sorry.))
"So far no model has provided a satisfactory explanation of human memory."
WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES THEN
@Alastair: Yeah me too
oh wait this is Blogland no I'm not. :P
*follows her wincing slightly at her legs*
*the portal closes behind her*
Can't you heal yourself...?
I mean as soon as they told me their 'good explanation' I was like NOPE THAT'S A LOAD OF RUBBISH so if that's their best explanation . . . :P
I don't often kill quickly when left to my own devices, actually. Adra, however, tends to prefer murder to slow torture, so we end up with some cross between the two. While she's unbalanced, that is. But in this case, it certainly seems as though leaving him alive is only needlessly endangering your own life and your friends' lives, vampire.
Hello Chione, I was going to say hello, but you looked very busy trying to smack the proverbial crap out of James so I was just waiting till you were done.
*holds out hand*
Veronica, nice to meet you.
((Nice to meet you too *shakes her hand*))
Yeah well I do that a lot Alastair. That's pretty much my life. He won't hurt them unless he thinks its necessary.
@Chi Would you think of me as stupid if I admitted that when I made the healing sigil I forgot the put the part that healed me aswell in it?
I am very much a sadist, Veronica, as is every other human being once he ceases the self deception society forces onto him. I can't say it's a pleasure to meet you.
Well, can't say that I'm surprised by that response.
Yes Silente, yes I would.
Why is it that you aren't surprised?
Lay or sit down so I can heal your legs.
In that case you can call me stupid Chi.
*grins*
I was about 15 when made that sigil. I had 3 minutes before my friend would be dead. I wasn't thinking about myself. When it was made enough to heal him I stopped messing with it. I haven't gotten around to fixing it yet.
*sighs and sits obediently*
*arguing with chi won't work*
It is never a pleasure to meet any of the Midgardians.
Zanida: *follows Loki out to where everyone is, it looks as if I was attacked*
*sighs, falling backwards into the grass and halfway sinking in* Will someone here please just attack me, or something of the like?
*glares at Loki*
Much as it is never a pleasure to meet an Asguardian.
*Alastair notices a dagger coming at his neck* My pleasure, Midgardian
Promise not to let me eat Loki or Chi or anyone in general and sure Alastair.
Zanida: Or me! I really do not think you want Thor after you because you ate me.
Ah well it appears that Loki's entertaining him instead Zandia. And I'd rather not have Thor after me either.
Zanida: Usually when the god of thunder is annoyed, Loki does not even want to mess with him. We often hate thunderstorms because Loki and I both are not overly fond of what follows.
(My sister is so bizzar. She just turned to me and said 'Silente (well not Silente, she said my real name) the pink part in the corner of your eye used to be a third eyelid' then went back to watching whatever it is she's watching (grey's I think))
That's...an interesting piece of information...
((Sorry, was making lunch for my brothers and I))
*heals her legs*
Better?
*brushes the dagger aside with shadows* That wouldn't have hurt, even if it had hit me. The idea, Loki, or whoever else is interested, is to put me in pain. Mere stab wounds hardly phase me any longer.
((Yesterday my cousin had hair like Thor's so we went swimming so he called me Loki I called him Thor and he went to dive off the low dive and I the high dive, then he came up by me and grabbed my hand and I let go and jumped and he's like LOKI NO!!!! And we then continued to reenact the first time Thor and Loki see each other in The Avengers, and my little cousin was laughing hysterically and she came in during the bit with Captain America and Iron Man, and she tackled my older cousin perfectly on time for me to say: I'm listening.
(That's fine Chi, I figured thats why you'd poofed after my sister ordered me to get food.)
*looks at her legs and moves them, checking they work*
Much. Thanks.
*hugs Hecate*
I find putting people in pain to be boring.
Zanida: *goes over to Alastair and touches his harm, setting his arm on fire* Burn the witch!
*arm- Zaffy who is exhausted
... I'm not chione. I don't hug.
Zanida, the witch would be me.
*grins at Hecate*
Everyone hugs at one point. Even Alastair.
No. I don't hug.
*spreads her arms wide looking at Hecate*
Hug.
((I'm going to do a skulduggery:))
I only hug for special occasions.
Hecate just hug me.
*breathes out, letting the fire grow* That's a bit better, at least.
I'm not going to hug you.
*walks away*
*walks after her*
*sighs and stops*
I'm bored. Hecate, keep me on a tight leash. Only let me attack Alastair.
*tosses her a needle*
And only use a tiny bit of that when its over.
*pulls another needle out of her pocket*
Oh and when I turn back, no one watch.
*jabs the needle into her arm*
*takes a deep breath and presses the plunger*
*rolls her eyes*
*watches her transform*
Oh hello everybody
*grins*
*the fangs and claws rip through hee gums and fingertip*
*shudders and rips the skin from her leaving only the white creature beneath*
*looks around with endless black voids for eyes*
*start bounding at Alastair*
*throws the serum to Loki*
Control the vampire. I'm not being on pet-sitting duty.
*walks away and turns into a shadow*
((I'm going to go a walk.))
*pulls out of the grass and gets up to face the vampire, a slight smile creeping up his face* *puts out the fire, healing his coat, but leaving his skin charred beneath it*
*leaps onto him, clawing at his eyes and snarling*
*does not, in any way, resist her*
*runs out onto the grass*
Are umm....both of you perfectly okay with the current situation. It is my duty to make sure that neither one of you is uncomfortable while attacking eachother.
*looks down and realises it's a vampire*
Holy mother flipping TARDIS of Galifrey, it's a vampire.
*claws his eyes out leaving deep gashes across his face*
*snarls and claws at his chest and neck, eyes darkening at the sight of so much blood*
*holds the serum, ready to intervene if things get too rough*
Zanida: Loki give it to me.
No. I can handle a pathetic vampire.
*walks to Loki*
I understand I am an inferior being, and yet I still ask you, how are you?
Yes, I have the serum, should she almost kill Alastair I may use it, or I shall let her kill him. Or maybe use the pain as leverage to get Niccolò Croatoan to come- Hey Alastair, brilliant idea, let Niccolò out so he can feel your pain. I would love to see the faces of the Bloglandians.
*looks at Veronica* Midgardian.
Zanida: Brother, play nice.
I am enjoying myself, Midgardian.
(I feel i should just remind you, ONLY USE A LITTLE BIT OF THE SERUM)
*contemplates how to respond*
*hugs Loki*
Thats great to hear
*pushes Veronica off, furiously* Get. Off. Of. Me.
*tightens grip*
I think you are in need of a hug, you seem aggravated, may I ask why?
*shoves the vampire away with air, holding her back behind a wall of it, to heal the deepest parts of the scratches and catch his breath* I am a masochist as well as a sadist, Veronica, and I got bored. So yes, we're perfectly alright with the situation.
*pulls out dagger and stabs her in the side*
Zanida: Veronica, do not hug him. I'm his biological sister and I have hugged him once in a blue moon, I suggest letting go before he decides to makehis total 81 deaths in two days.
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