Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
Oh, and this is for the people who like their videos to fit their webpages a little bit better...
Pffft.
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I'm more calm here now than I am in real life . . .
Heh. :P
I'm more normal here as well.
. . .
MY LIFE IS WORKING IN REVERSE :O
Yeah, I'm carzy on the out side when I know someone or feel comfortable with them. But sometimes I barely say a word!
Most of the time, I embrace my inner lunatic!!!!
((No. You only can use the Tesseract, or get Thor to bring them over.-Zafira))
She also likes to go in things...
>>>>>>>
@Dugglyn: People are contradictory like that . . . :P
Awwh. :) :)
*turns left and keeps walking*
This unit could also make weapons which work by cooling lasers collapsing ammunition into a Bose-Einstein condensate, a mass of super-cooled subatomic particles capable of snap-freezing objects and targets.
Yeah, my friend Marguerite is really quiet and shy around New people but with her friends is as carzy as me!!
People are like that sometimes....
*turns into mist and follows Silente*
Hehehe....
Need to go (I know I've been distant anyway, but still :P)
Bye!
Bye Elleni!!!!!
Bye Flora!!!!!!!!
*pauses before a large hawthorn tree*
*steps towards the rough bark and walls through the hidden portal*
*emerges in a dark, forgotten corner of a cemetery, in front of a house structure thing*
(Malosium or something I think)
*the mist follows Silente carefully*
*begins to manufacture an array of weaponry from the black hole launcher and grenade-launching pistols, to a sniper rifle which fires harpoons*
*bows her head*
*lifts it slowly and looks over the exterior*
*presses a hand against the crest on the door and it slowly slides open*
*steps inside slowly, the air warm but not very stale*
*follows Silente inside*
*wipes a hand over the name plates on the shelves inside as the door closes*
*is trembling slightly*
*sinks to her knees in the centre of the room and bows her head as sobs begin to rack her body*
*uses spare parts to make the cores of the weapons and fabricator systems*
*watches Silente unsure what to do*
*takes one of the small knives from a sheath on her wrist*
*cuts away the bandage on her right wrist*
*rips the scab off*
*makes a light cut in the other and let's the blood trickle down her hands, over her fingers, to drip into the soil*
*whispers quietly, words that will not be typed, words that are between Silente and the occupants of the shelves*
*solidifies*
Silente! What are you doing?!?
*grabs the bandage and wraps it around on of her wrists*
*pulls out another bandage and wraps it around her other wrist*
*jumps back seeing Dugglyn, horrified*
D-Dugglyn!
*pulls away from her*
No! You can't be here!
*looks at the shelves, once again removing the bandages and letting the blood flow freely*
*mutters quickly under her breath in French, eyes closed*
*grabs the bandages and tries to wrap them around Silente's wrists*
What are doing?!?
Stop it! Please!
*quieter*
Please stop.
*opens her eyes*
Its fine! It's okay. I'm not trying to..
*looks at the shelves*
I'm not trying to join them. Please you have to go.
*lays a hand on the crest on the door*
*steps aside as the door opens*
Go. Please.
*back in their house* Give me your arms.
Zanida: *shakes head*
You'll heal if you at least let me look.
Zanida: It hurts like hell!!
If I still had Zafira I would have her heal you.
Zanida: Then go get her!!
Do you trust me?
Zanida: I do.
Then stay in the house.
*looks at Silente*
*looks around the room*
*stares into Silente's eyes*
Please don't. It's not your text to join them. We need you here.
*looks at the door*
*sighs*
Fine. I'll be waiting for you.
*walks out*
*glances back at Silente*
*nods*
*swallows and waits for her to walk out*
**time
(How's the thunderstorm Zaf? It looks pretty big.....!)
*the door swings closed once again*
*slumps against it, sliding down to the ground, head in hands*
*rips the bandages off once again*
*sits there sobbing and bleeding*
~~~~~Time Warp~~~~~
*sniffles and stands up, having no idea how long its been*
*presses the crest on the door and walks out, eyes red, wrists still bleeding*
*stands up from where she's been waiting*
*sees Silente*
*runs over to her*
Are you ok?!
*looks at her. She doesn't look ok*
*hugs*
((Its still going strong. It was like a weird lull-Zafira))
*stands hollowly while she's hugged*
*she looks like what she is inside, a lost twelve year old*
*sniffles again*
*hugs her tighter*
*murmurs softly*
It's going to be ok. You're going to be ok.
*ignores the silent tears flowing down her cheeks*
*closes her eyes and swallows*
Zafira: *sits down by a tree, pretty much out of it*
Aro: *comes over, and sits by her* Hey Mom.
Zafira: Hey there. *is trying to make sense of the past few weeks*
Aro: Loki is out there you know, and Alexis really wants to find Lorcan.
Zafira: I promised her...but I've put all our lives in danger. He just...
Aro: You can't blame yourself. You were a target, Loki knew you were smart and you're a Grand Mage.
Zafira: Where's Ravel?
Aro: In the treehouse. He misses you.
((SILENTETC
I'm srying now . . .
*hugs Silente* *both Silentes*))
*crying
*pulls away and gently grabs her wrists*
Now can I bandage them?
((Still not here, of course.))
AW
I just realised that I hadn't cried today or yesterday DAMMIT I was doing well. :P
*nods*
*in a quiet, tearful voice*
Yeah. You can now.
*has nearly finished making the destructive weapons*
*pulls out the bandages*
*realizes they are already bloody*
*pulls out two new ones and wraps up her wrists*
There ya go.
*appears around where the others are, looking for Zafira*
Thanks..we should go back.
*looks at the hidden portal part of the wall*
*looks Silente in the eye*
Ok, just a moment.
What was that all about?
*looks away*
It's nothing.
*looks back*
Y-you won't tell the others will you?
It's ok if you don't want to tell me but if you do, I promise not to tell.
*grabs a completed grenade-firing pistol, black hole gun and harpoon-shooting sniper rifle*
*aims at Loki with the harpoon gun*
*ignores completely and goes to get Zafira
Of Asgard-Loki, this unit recommends that you refrain from moving any further.
(Sorry, connection problem)
I...
*shakes her head shoulders hunched over*
It's nothing.
*bows her head slightly*
I'm sorry you had to...to see that.
Try me. *continues to go towards Zafira*
Zafira: Leave me alone.
(Np, Silente)
*fires harpoon at Loki*
(Damn it now I need to ded.)
(Ok, I dedicate this page to caramelised biscuits. The type you get in cafes when you order like a cup of tea or something. Because they're awesome and I want some and Sainsbury's sells them so I'll have them for dinner tomorrow.)
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
I need to find your Sainsbury's. O_O
Or any Sainsbury's.
We never go to Sainsbury's . . .
I think we just go to Waitrose and Aldi and Morrison's. :P
Hey. -_- Spellcheck doesn't think 'Aldi' is a word.
*glares*
(Star - :P)
*vanishes*
(I'm watching a film called RED)
(I have to go now. Night!)
*deactivates*
FFS INTERNET JUST WORK YOU MEANIE!
YES! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! THANK YOU!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FRIENDS!
So sorry I poofed!!!!!!!
Had to eat!
Goodbye people that left!!!
Hello people who came!!!
Really sorry Silente!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY DUGGLYN!
*appears by Zanida*
It's fine Dugglyn, my internet went on strike anyway..it may still be a tad unreliable..
*reacts in no way to the big headed Asgardians.*
EEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zafira: *is a bit scared but looks around* Anyone?
@Silente I know what you mean! Ours is really annoying too! Sometimes, when I'm in my room it works and others I have no WiFi and my kindle is asking if I want to connect to the neighbors WiFi. It gets on my nerve.....
*pops out of a bush*
HI ZAFFY!!!!!
Zafira: Hi!!!
What cha doing?
Zafira: Not much. I just an trying to get used to freedom.
Hey Zaf. What's going down?
Unfortunately, the first thing that leapt into my head when you said that Trip was "It's going down
I'm yelling Timber . . ."
*stop singing quickly before it can get in my head*
*songs in your head are annoying*
*I have one in my head now*
*but it's quite distant, just kind of hoovering just over my consciousness*
*timber
That doesn't have a capital letter, does it . . . ?
Aww, it must be nice to be free again!
*nods like she knows what it's like*
*she doesn't really*
Have you talked to your toaster yet? I heard it was having some problems....
*steps through the portal*
*walks to were the others are*
*hesitates and checks her eyes in a blades reflection*
*they're still slightly red and poofy*
*straightens the bandages on her wrists*
*walks over to them all*
Hey..
*smiles at Dugglyn's adorable Dugglyn-ness*
*grabs a fake tree and an ad*
Chop! Chop! Ttttttttiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
*the tree falls to the ground with a thwack*
*runs and hugs Silente*
You're back!!
*hugs Silente* Hey dere widdwe one. You okay?
Zafira: Not much really. I just missed being around honestly. I'm scared to be alone.
**ax
*is still hugging Silente*
Group hug!!!!!
Er...hi? Why are people hugging me?
Please cease your hugging....
*let's go fine*
Thank you Elleni.
*nods*
Hey, don't did being alone. When other people aren't around, there's so much less work to do on the social spectrum that it becomes far easier to relax.
There was once a banana that swallowed beer ok bye?! Wha?!
Oh!! Ok! That makes a bit more sense!!
Was that you talking? What is that sight? How do you use it?
Oh, I hear the earth now!
Ah. I wonder if it will work on me kindle....
I'm going to try!
Do I need a microphone to use Vocaroo?
Yes... if you don't have a microphone handy, headphones can sometimes be used instead (by plugging them into your computer's microphone port). Please note we accept no responsibility for any explosions that result from you doing this.
Yeah, I don't think it will work....
Hi, who's in pain? Who's dead? Who won?
Hi Viv!!!! No one's dead. Silente might be in pain. No one won anything.
You should hug Silente!
Please note we accept no responsibility for any explosions that result from you doing this.
*hugs Silente*
Thank you for the disclaimer Dugglyn.
So what happened?
Is it just me being a heat wimp or is 77 degrees Fahrenheit really hot?
Zafira: *sees Zanida, and looks for Trip* Trippy! What do you intend to do about her? I don't think she's going far.
((Its hot! Its nearly 80, but you can't complain HA 91 today-Zaf))
And on the east coast it gets humid!
Oh the horror!!!!!! 0_0
((I'd rather it be hot than cold))
One question.
Why, exactly, am I hugging Silente?
Idk, when it's hot you can do stuff with water to cool down but when it's cold you can put on warm clothes to stay warm......
I don't like either very much!
Why not, Viv!!
Just remember, Please note we accept no responsibility for any explosions that result from you doing this.
I'm more worried about a knife in the stomach than an explosion.
Ok then. Please note we accept no responsibility for any explosions or any other type of pain or harm that result from you doing this.
I like that more.
Zafira: *explodes Ireland*
Interesting
Oh, my. It seems as if it did cause an explosion!!! Please note we accept no responsibility for any explosions or any other harm or pain that result from you doing this.
I don't think Silente is here to punish me.
Interesting
I live fat loss! IndyCar div :) awarded xxxxxxx
Oops. Cat.
Let me repeat.
I love that sentence!!! It's so awesome!!!
Will Zafira stop with Ireland or will Scotland go next?
Zafira: *explodes Scotland, then England, then Japan, then Iceland*
When do you think I should let go of Silente?
When you get stabbed!
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
I like this!
Zafira, can madagascar go next?
You wouldn't explode America would you Zafira? It is your country....
I'm to pick her up and give her a piggyback ride all over Blogland. Do you want to come?
*going to
Or austria
Ok! I'll come!
Can I have a piggyback ride instead?
Gtg. Might bbl.
Sure Dugglyn, come back and I'll give everyone piggy back rides.
*sets Silente down after ride*
G'night
One of these days...
I can be here if anyone wants....
Really tired and kinda bored though I have lots o' stuff I could do....
I remember the day you told me you were leaving
I remember the make-up running down your face
And the dreams you left behind you didn't need them
Like every single wish we ever made
I wish that I could wake up with amnesia
And forget about the stupid little things
Like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you
And the memories I never can escape
'Cause I'm not fine at all
Ello Mara!
I want to be here. I'll be here.
*nods*
It's decided then!
MARALIE [tackles]
Hello Elleni, Dugglyn. :-)
So one day a lemon was walking on a tree branch when a grape yelled 'HEY DUDE!!!!' The lemon (we'll just call him Len) was like 'OMG!!! A random grape just called me dude! How rude!' And the grape (we'll just call him Gra) said 'why is it rude dude? I'm just callin' you dude!' And Len just huffed and puffed, extremely annoyed with Gra. So then Gra walked up the side of the tree and told Len he was sorry and Len replied 'It's alright dude!' And then Gra freaked out because Len called him dude and he was like 'How rude!' And Len said 'Hey, I'm just callin' you dude! It's not rude!'
Ello Fabi!
Alrighty then.
XD
One day a rubber bouncy ball named BB was bouncing down the street when he saw someone's feet! They were big hair feet and they started to stink! BB was horrified by them and he walked up the the short little man with the big hairy feet and said 'Yo! Man! What cha doing, leaving your big hairy, smelly feet in the middle of the street?' Instead of replying the short little man (named SLM) started crying. He cried and cried and cried. 'I. Know. I have. Big. Hairy. Feet.' He said in between sobs. 'There's nothing I can do about it! It makes me feel sad when people judge me by my feet and the stink. If you got to know me, I think you would like me!' BB thought and thought and realized that SLM was right! So he spent the whole day with SLM to see if he liked SLM. At the end of a day filled with cake, parks, and ducks BB came to a conclusion. 'You know what?' He told SLM. 'You're wrong. I can judge you by your feet. I have concluded, after spending a whole day with you, that you a a hairy, smelly man!' After hearing this SLM broke down into tears. He cried and cried and cried. But then BB said 'JK! You are a wonderful person!! Will you be my friend?!' And SLM said 'NO WAY!!! That was a cruel joke and you are not a good friend or person. Get away!' So then BB cried and cried and cried. Then SLM was like 'JK! Now do you want to be friends?!' And BB said ' YES!!' And they became best friends!!
I'm sorry. I'm tired. I am just writing the first thing that comes to mind so it will be carzy. I don't think I'm going to write anymore but ya never know!
Well, they're very random.
...
I meant that as a compliment, but I can't thing of a more complimenty word that's accurate enough.
Yes, yes they are. They are not great writing. They are just random little stories!
They're fun, though.
All of us folks with septic tanks
give you our heartfelt thanks
For putting nothing in the pot
That will not easily nor readily rot
Facial wipes are bad, tissues too
Cigarette butts are really taboo!
Hair clippings go in the waste basket
There's really a good reason why we ask it!
(There are two more lines but I forgot them. I saw this poem in a cabin we stayed at for me birthday.)
Yes, they are. They are so random and fun! And I was not forced to write them!
I'm sorry, I should go.
Have a lovely day!
Goodbye Fabi!!! Have a wonderful rest of your day too!!!
my english teacher is pushing me to get an A.
it means i have to re-do an assessment task in the holidays, but i want an A because... well, it's an A,, and that's the hardest mark to get.
You can do it Snow!!! Get that A!!!!!
Did you like my stories?
i only read one. XD
There kinda ridiculous and not well written. They're not that exciting....
**they're
*pokes Dugglyn* they're great.
*pokes Snow back*
Thanks. They're what happen when I get bored. Lemons and grapes and bouncy balls and short little men get in fights. I don't know where they came from......
I get weird when I'm tired......
*shakes head*
Snow.
Hey, Snow.
Check your email. [pokes]
*jumps on Loki's head*
HIHIHIHIHI
*turns into mist and floats far away before he can react*
(Going to see How to Train Your Dragon 2 now with my little brother! Bye!
I've been ghosting...))
:D :D :D
Armageddon Outta Here is out today!
*sets up confetti, streamers, balloons with Derek's face on them, you know, the usual*
We're missing something...
*sets up a bookshelf*
Something else....
*gathers up as many tissue boxes as possible and sets them up, because after TMS and LSODM it's good to bea prepared*
There! Wait...
*dusts off one of the tissue boxes* *accidentally knocks it out of a window* *it falls onto a black 1954 Bentley R-Type Continental of which only 208 were made, which houses as six cylinder, 4.5 litre engine and was retro fitted with central locking, satellite navigation, climate control and a whole host of other modern conveniences and if it recieved one more dent it would fall apart*
*it just received a dent*
Uh...
*runs away*
*be
:)
*grins* What?
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i've edited A Little Crazy. :D
oh, um... i might delete that long thing. i was testing something.
I've been taking a lot of pictures lately
It's so prettiful, Snow... :D
(sorry gotta poof, piano lesson D:)
I play flute. :-)
And I got a keyboard like a month ago and can play a few songs, but I haven't taken lessons. It's just for fun.
I opened up my email and saw this.
Your order 'Armageddon Outta Here' has been delivered to your Kindle.
There was more, but I squealed and fangirled and now I'm disappearing to read this fabulous work of art :D
I hope you enjoy it. :-)
I ordered it today. Up was eating dinner and then realized that it was already the 3rd of July in Ireland so I wondered it! Can't wait to read it!!!!!!!!!!!
So we just got our school report and I was looking through it and I found a grammatical error. From the head of endlish for the grade. I have to tell her tomorrow.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT IS DONE!
By which I mean I've asked my dad to buy Armageddon outta here for me.
OKAY PEOPLE YOU CAN'T USE THE FACT THAT I'M NOT ON AS AN EXCUSE TO HUG ME!
As it turns out, Harper Collins is against Australians. Whilst all you happy people from the UK get Armageddon Outta Here today, on the 3rd of July, we will wait until the fourth.
I do not believe this is fair and I some how managed to convince my mum to take me to the shops late tonight and see if they have tomorrow's stock in store.
I also realise that there are many reasons other than being against Australians for Harper Collins to release this a day later but I will go with this one.
Hey Hey
I'm going to have to go down the street tomorrow to see if my local bookstore has anything...
Frost, where do you live in Australia?
I have to wait at least a WEEK to get it.
It doesn't some like much, but seven freaking days of spoilers (River Song XD) and 'oh my God this part is AMAZING' and URRRGH
But I'm happy that bookstores here actually sell the books. Sorry, USA. :P
*seem
Uggh my copy hasn't come in the post yet
IT HAS COME!!
I HAVE TO WAIT TILL SATURDAY AND EVEN THEN THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE IT SO I'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL TUESDAY, MAYBE EVEN THURSDAY AND ASDFGHJKLASDFGUJKLJGSGDUWK
Aww :(
tbh I wont have time to read it for a while cos ill be going on holiday
Gab here? Who remains in Blogland?
im here
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