Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
Oh, and this is for the people who like their videos to fit their webpages a little bit better...
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AlsosaidcharacterisfromaYAbookthatbecameafilmthisyearincaseyoucantworkthatoutokay.
Is there a better way I should have told you? I needed the metal. Sorry
*winces*
Sorry, I'm distant, I think . . . D:
Schoolwork, you know. :P
Sorry, got distracted by Wimbledon
Hey Star :)
*looks at Luce's comment*
*whimpers*
I did not need to be reminded of that!
(What did that letter say?)
*glares at him*
Next time, absorb a car.
You owe me those knives.
*takes a step back*
I'll make you new ones at my forge. I promise. They'll be even better than the old ones.
(Btw I didn't absorb them all, Vivanus forgot that)
Everyone needed to be reminded.
(I re-read it and it's more emotinal than I remeber. I don't think Vivanus wants it posted)
(*singsing voice* Oh Viv! Won't you tell me what that letter did say)
Fine.
*sighs and shakes her head*
Okay. Lead the way!
((I just realized who you were talking about))
(Oh...email?)
I have seen the movie three times (seeing it again next week), read the book god-knows how many times, I have a tfios t-shirt and have a massive movie poster up in my room. I DO NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED ANYMORE.
IT WILL LITERALLY DESTROY ME.
*takes off running*
Follow me!
(You're going to have to try harder than that)
((Almost finished with this bloody assignment-ZFfy)$
(And yes, I realise those are all self-inflicted, but what can I say? I'm self-destructive... :P )
(I don't know your email)
(*has no idea who they're talking about*
July....what name sounds like July.
And what films have come out today that were originally books.
Wait... *has an idea of who it could be*)
(Not July)
It's not July, it's the next month - if that helps :)
(I just emailed that bit of info to my friend who will freak, cry, and feel ashamed for not remembering.)
(I've neither read the book or seen the film and somehow still know who your talking about)
*runs after him easily matching his speed*
It's pretty well advertised, I suppose? :)
(Not THAT advertised. I didn't even know the name of who you're on about (I do now, I check with my sis) and yet I still knew WHO you were talking about)
Sorry, Silente! I didn't realise it was that simple to work out... Damn spoilers. D: SORRY!
(Its fine Lucifer *covers in glitter* I'm just reeeeeal good at figuring stuff out....
Don't take my word on that.)
*ties ribbons to Silente* Loki doki:3 Still sorry about the spoiler :P
I meant the story itself, not the specifics.
I mean, nearly everyone I know knows the story and knows its name because it's so well advertised.
Like you - you knew the story, even if you didn't know the characters name.
That's all I meant :)
(It's fine. If you hadn't told me know mu friends would've wound up telling me at some point, if not my EVIL sister.)
(*watches advert on tv* WHO THE HELL SLEEPS IN TIGHT TROUSERS AND A NORMAL T-SHIRT AT HIGH TIDE?! WTH?!)
*runs faster along a road and then turns left*
(Check your email now.)
*runs ahead if him*
*turns to run backwards, grinning*
Oh, it's so on now!!!
*sprints past her tapping her shoulder as he goes*
*grin and turns*
*even a Cleaver can't beat a vamp, something she's had to prove many times before*
*runs and keeps pace with him, not even out of breath*
*yawns to prove a point*
*stops and runs in the opposite direction.
Guess what, I still have your knives!
*takes off, hoping to get a headstart*
I lied, I never absorbed them!
And now I'm know who's going to die. :P
*attempts to forget*
Oh you did not just point that out!
*skids to a stop, flipping in the air to turn in the other direction*
*runs after him quickly, an undistinguishable blur of movement*
*gaining quickly*
*walks with Zanida, through the woods*
Zanida: How have they not found us?
I told you, it took them a long while to figure out my plans with the Tesseract. Midgardians are not exactly the brightest.
*zigs and zags*
*zigs and zags*
*rolls her eyes*
*zig zags as well*
*zags and zigs*
Enough!
*tackles Viv to a stop*
*sits and glares at Loki*
What do you want.
You are a very boring child, Silente. What do I want? I want nothing, other then to rule Midgard. I want to see you suffer. Perhaps I'll have Zafira kill your loved ones.
Is anyone else going to want to vote on the tie-breakers for the BA?
Loki: "I want nothing other than to rule Midgard."
Less than a second later: Loki: "I want to see you suffer."
. . .
Totally not a contradiction there. :P Nope. Totally not.
*stands*
*mood immediately changing*
Perhaps. And perhaps you'll go crawling back to Zanida and complain about how your plans still haven't happened.
Guys Danila Kozlovsky is probably going to have to get back his Dimitri hair soon I may scream I am so excited
alSOPLEASEREADVAMPIREACADEMYALLOFYOUYESGODOITNOW
*gets up and starts running again*
@Mushroom: SCHOOLWORK!
*halts, turn around and stands next to Silente*
Loki.
What do you want?
*moves her weights slightly so that she's slightly in front of Viv*
But Vampire Academy.
Romitri.
Rose Hathaway, the sass master.
Dimitri Belikov, the Russian god.
Vasilisa Dragomir, perfection.
Eddie Castile, hero.
Rose is the funniest narrator ever and the characters are hilarious and strong and wonderful and so real and yes go read.
@Mushroom: SCHOOLWORK
PLUS
*points to the lack of a library in my bedroom*
Vampire Academy.
((To be honest the more people keep freaking about that series the more I think it cant be that good. I've learned.-Zaffy))
Loki, I want to make sure I'm pronouncing your name right. After that you have my permission to leave with your tail between your legs.
*glances at Silente*
*is staring at Loki, in case he does something stupid*
*in defence mode*
@Zaf: But Mushroom has good book taste . . . -_-
JUST PLEASE GIVE VAMPIRE ACADEMY A CHANCE I NEED TO FANGIRL WITH SOMEONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE ONLY NJ UNDERSTANDS MY FEELS CURRENTLY AND IT'S ALL HER FAULT I READ THE GODDAMNED SERIES IN THE FIRST PLACE
ALSO I WANNA WRITE FANFIC BECAUSE I LOVE MY BBY DHAMPIRS <3
*Taps Silente's hand*
*slides the special knife he made her into her hand in case she needs it*
*nods*
*holds the knife lightly enough that it could be thrown but tight enough it won't be pulled from her grasp easily*
(Sorry I poofed.)
I really could care less what you want, Midgardian. *vanishes*
Zanida: Thanks, yeah leave me with the hostile Midgardians.
*glares at Zanida*
Go back to Thor. Maybe you do belong in his dungeons.
*turns and stalks away grabbing Viv's hand and dragging him along*
*doesn't move his hand*
Loki?
*is behind Zanida* Why don't we ask, where is Thor? Where are your Avengers now?
*lets himself be dragged*
I was expecting him to kill us. Could have been worse.
Where are we going now?
*raises rifle at Loki and Zanida*
We don't NEED avengers.
We have squirrel girl.
And me.
Mainly me.
But squirrel girl is cool too, you should check her out. She beat up Doctor Doom.
*shouts back at them*
Don't know don't care! If worse comes to wear blogland will reject you like a bad organ transplant!
*in a lower voice to Viv*
You're going away from them. I'm going to try something.
((We needed a BA catagory of best comebacks. Trip owns it.-Zaffy))
I did plan to kill you, but killing you would be an act of kindness.
Zanida: Point the gun at us, and see what happens. Last person who shot Loki realized too late, it won't work.
I can stab you in ten different places by expending as much energy as it takes to lift a fork, do you really feel like going up against me?
So Silente, what's your plan?
Can I come with?
I never said I was even here to begin with.
Zanida: I'm really not overly fond of dying.
No. I want you somewhere safe. Also I'll need my two swords.
*stops walking away and faces him*
Uh-uh, no swords until you explain your plan.
Well then shut up and be nice. We can destroy you, so avoid calling us puny.
Zanida: You really are though...I mean...we're both really Frost Giants.
Zanida, be quiet.
Zanida: *looks at Trip, and grins* Have you ever faced a goddess?
My plan, kill them. Okay. Swords. Now.
*holds out a hand*
I am safe. I'm covered in two layers of metal. The outer shell is of the strongest type and the inner shell is molten metal which absorbes blows. And I have all your weapons minus one. I'm safe.
*shrugs* Yeah, like, three or four times.
I dedicate this page to pixels. Without pixels, technology would suck.
*hands over swords*
*and twenty five of her knives*
I'll help.
*sheathed all her knives quickly and expertly*
*holds a sword in each hand* *feels way to light without all her knives*
Okay. Bye
*runs faster than he ever could, weaving through the trees back the way they came*
That girl will be the death of me, I swear.
(Sorry, poofed again.)
Zanida: Come on really? I'm better then them (eh msd its sort of thundering and uh its supposed to get really bad out...-Zaffy
*runs and stops, hidden from view, staring at Zanida*
This unit has a flamethrower.
Yeah, I've done an awful lot of stuff. And if you are better, what can you do?
*sighs*
*counts to ten then runs after her*
Zanida: I'm Asgardian, that makes me above you. I'm a goddess of fire.
Sister, enough. You know not where your place is.
(;okay where is the logic? Its sunny around my house, and the thunderstorm is like looming ahead of the house. Its quite weird.-Zaffy))
*takes a deep breath*
*weaves forwards keeping out of sight*
*runs straight at Loki and Zanida's backs*
*grabs Zanida and vanishes*
*stops and growls*
Well. I knew there wasn't much chance of that working. Loki's too cowardly to fight a 'boring little child.'
Actually I'm avoiding a fight because I'm a little nervous in real life, as I just watched a crack of lightning, and its really windy. So I am not sure if I will lose power.
*hands over the rest of her knives*
I have to go Silente. Don't do anything rash. Or at least anything that involves you dying. Ok?
Agree?
Don't worry I'll keep an eye on her.
*appears behind Silente, and sends a dagger at her neck*
Bye Viv! Come back soooooooooon!
*sheaths the rest of her knives*
*thinks to herself*
my lord he's a wimp. Scared of thunder and lightning
*throws an iron spear at Loki and a shield to deflect*
(Deflect the dagger)
See you Silente. No cliffs!!!! At all!!!
Promise before i leave!
No promises! At all!
*winks*
Zanida: *sends twin streams of fire at Silente*
I you die I will kill you. That said, don't go easy on Loki. He deserves to lose.
*flips back to avoid the fire*
What happened Zanida. Though you didn't like Loki.
*glares and swivels one sword in her hand*
I'll be dead! Killing the dead, as in actually dead, is rather hard!
Bye Zanida,
*throws a metal rose at her that blows up in her face*
Bye Trip,
*hands him a sword*
Bye Silente,
*starts to speak but disappears before he can get a word out*
(Sorry another poof.)
Zanida: He is my brother. I love him.
*shrugs and sends two daggers aimed for Silente's neck and chest* How about we ask Zafira to fight?
*wonders what he was going to say*
*notices the blades and hastily ducks, hearing them thunk into a tree behind her*
*buried to their hilts by the sound of it*
Aw. Getting a girl to fight your battles?
*lobs a dagger at Loki's left eye*
*catches the dagger, and sends it right back at Silente* You want a fight, fight your allies.
Zanida: *sends a wall of fire at Silente, and then makes it trap her*
*catches the dagger*
*looks at the fire wall laughing despite the fact she's trapped*
Come on Zan! Let him fight his own battles!
*swings a backfist towards Zanida and a long tendril of energy whips from his fist at her*
Hey Elleni!
Zanida: If you pick a fight with Loki, I will guarentee to be there. *gets hit with the energy and shakes head* that hurt. *lets flames cover my hand and punches Trip*
*smiles and steps towards Elleni*
Thanks for the catch...
(And yet another poof.)
And if Loki picks a fight with Blogland, well he's guaranteed to have a fight on his hands.
*energy coats his hands and he catches her fist. The energy in his palms grows into spikes that go right through her hands*
apologies for jumping in the conversation but is it just me that thinks I may actually cry when skulduggery over? I mean, come on, how does life go on without it!
*turns to Silente and uses the Tesseract to freeze her* Anyone else want to become an ice sculpture?
Ah, I'm sure we'll figure it out eventually.
*is frozen*
That depends, how do you Nancy rupturing into a thousand bloody chunks? I can most certainly do it before your puny artifact gets me.
*how do you fancy
I'm not using it on you, Trip. I just wanted to shut the vampire up.
Zanida: *laughs* We aren't that bloody stupid.
Zafira: *shadow-walks in*
*raises rifle at Loki and Zanida*
You asked if I wanted to become an ice sculpture. I merely responded to your question.
Zanida: *sends flame at the rifle, trying to melt it*
*doesn't very much like being frozen*
(This may be a stupid question but frozen as in 'cant move at all' or frozen as in 'has become ice?')
It's not going to work.
Zafira: *sends shadow shards at Elleni*
((You're encased in ice. You're basically a Silente Ice Sculpture. -Loki))
(Yeyyyyy. Fun.)
Zafira: *shadow-walks inside the air wall with a knife to Elleni* Don't try.
((She is an ice sculpture. -Loki))
*fortifies shields so the fire hits the shields and does not get through*
*fires rifle at Loki and Zanida*
(Saying she is an ice sculpture isn't very informative. Ice sculpture as in Anna ice sculpture?)
*the energy pushes up Zanida's forearms, snapping bone and severing muscles*
Stop. Or I shall push further.
*rifles don't bother either one of the teo Asgardians*
Zafira: *blinks, her eyes turning to her regular color* Oh my god..
((You're frozen in ICE what more do you want?!-Loki))
Zanida: Fine! *doesn't seem like she really wants to be experiencing this pain*
*puts the assault rifle back on its back and draws the sniper rifle instead, which is capable of shooting through four metres of armour*
*takes a shot at Loki, then reloads and takes another at Zanida*
Sorry, had to go for a little while.
Back now though - but wbd
Zafira: Oh my god...I just tried to kill you. I'm sorry...Oh god...
*the energy stabs out of Zanida's arms, and then withdraws back into Trip.*
Now shoo.
*still doesn't bother either one of them*
((May I suggest not shooting them? It didn't work when SHEILD tried to shoot Loki.-Zanida))
*advances and fires flamethrower at Loki and Zanida*
*chills*
We're leaving, Zanida.
Zanida: *doesn't speak*
*grabd and vanishes*
(I believe Asgardians are immune to small calibre weapons. But yeah, the sniper rifle the Geth uses isn't what you could call small arms fire. It can be used to take down armoured vehicles.)
*appears briefly behind Silente and taps her, and lets the ice break and vanishes again*
Always fear, Dugglyn is here!!!!
How be's yous eyes?_?!
How be's yous?!??!
Bloomin hell that was cold!
*sheaths her sword*
We may have to kill them.
Zafira: It was a test. He wanted to see what would happen, but he knows. Next time he'll have an army. Mark my words.
*looks at Elleni*
We believe of Asgard-Loki is malfunctioning.
*stands ridgid because she still doesn't like hugs*
*glares at Elleni*
Hey Dug Dug. I'm good. As are my eyes. You?
Hi!!!
Brb, going to get new profile picture!
This unit can manufacture weaponry that will be more effective against Asgardians.
*shoots Zaf a look*
You you now?
Hey Elleni :)
how're you?
Zafira: The only person with a prayer of figuring out where Loki went with Zanida is Thor, and what is Thor? A god. Loki wants Blogland, unfortunatly he knows a hell lot about us because I was forced to tell him.
Hey Flower!
I'm good! Really happy because we won the swim meet and we have a good team but not a lot of people so we lose most of the time. I also lost my voice!
My eyes are drowning in refried beans and slowly melting but overall good!
Oh, and I came up with a new cheer!
2, 4, 6, 8, we are going to decapitate!
(Insert name of team here)
Oh and I went around saying beat the to a bloody pulp!
I scared people....
"We believe of Asgard-Loki is malfunctioning."
*laughs* XD
*is deciding whether or not they should kill and bring back Zaf*
Ok, got a new pic!!
**them
beat them to a bloody pulp!!
We can create weapons which fire gravitational singularities that revert to their natural lethality when they impact a solid object. It will tear the nuclear forces that hold a target's atoms together, resulting in a localised fusion reaction in light atoms and a fission reaction in heavy atoms. It will change the composition of the target, destroying organic tissue and corroding any surviving armour. This will be very effective against of Asgard-Loki.
((Head trauma will break his control, so you guys will be fine. I'm me again-Zafira))
Zafira: Is there any hope of sending him to Asgard? I know we need the Tesseract.
*pops into Blogland*
*starts chanting*
Beat them to a bloody pulp!! Beat them to a bloody pulp!!!! Beat them to a bloody pulp!!! Beat them to a bloody pulp!!!
*stops chanting*
I'm the new cheering squad!!!
*keeps chanting*
(Oh my I though Dugglyn had said that then! I didn't read Dragona's name properly and thought Dugglyn had suddenly turned into a genius! As in like super brain confusing sciency terms genius..)
(Silente - it's basically a black hole gun. One shot and all that will be left of your target is a few glowing particles.)
*stops chanting again*
*glares at Silente*
(Auto correct knows I'm going to glare at Silente!)
You don't think I'm a genius?! How rude!!!
(XD)
(@Dragona - That is SERIOUSLY awesome! And dangerous)
Bloody pulp!!! Bloody pulp!!!!! Bloody pulp!!!! Bloody pulp!!!!! Bloody pulp!!
Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOODY PULP!!!!!!!!!
(I never said that. It's just the idea of someone as carzy as you being as smart as THAT is a tad scary!
Completely different note, I think I get why people at school are scared of me now!)
If required, this unit will begin creating the weapons.
*checks she has all her blades*
*walks off from them all*
(Silente - it isn't just your target that is affected, either. It's used to take out entire battlefields of enemies. :P
As you can imagine, it's not of organic design. Or Geth design.)
This unit will begin manufacturing.
(I know. I was just joking! That's why people in my class are frightened. And also, if you met me in real life, even though you know me as carzy online, I might be shy. It depends if I'm hyper. See at swim team we have these buddy groups and when I first met everyone in my group I was a normal, shy little girl but then at swim meets I am extremely hyper and carzy and not sweet. (I.e. beat them to a bloody pulp!) Oh, and Mbd!)
((No killing them-Zafira))
(Zaf - is firing a black hole at them allowed to say that they should go back to Asgard? :P)
This is one of my cats!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
Idk why she has a frizzbe on her!
Her name is Sandy!
She is a hurricane that almost destroyed our beach house!
I used to be quiet on the inside and crazy on the inside . . .
Now I'm just crazy. :P
Yeah. I just to be shy in lessons. Now I can't stop talking and keep arguing and crying.
XD
(As you've probably guessed, I'm not really here - I just keep dropping in every now and then, leaving a comment, and going back to memorising.)
@Dugglyn: Awwh. :)
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