Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
Oh, and this is for the people who like their videos to fit their webpages a little bit better...
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4054 Newer› Newest»((You're being unrealistic to Blogland. If you want to waste time trying to act like heros, you're idiots. This is a boring story that is being dragged out by idiots! There's a reason some of us can heal, you live in a world of MAGIC you're treating Silente like a mortal, good god she's a VAMPIRE, if you lot had any ounce of knowledge to SP you'd have taken her to a SANCTUARY at least. I don't know if GRAND MAGE OF AMERICA was standig in front of your faces, wouldn't you ask her to bring Silente to the Sanctuary? Why the hell would you take her to a mortal hospital SHE IS A VAMPIRE I wonder if you even read SP good god.-Zaffy))
Uh guys, I think we may have have a problem!
((Hunter: So basically, we all screwed up.
Except me, but Star screwed up for me.
Left?))
((Which Grand Mage of America?))
((Thanks for the ad hominem attack there btw))
I don't trust Sanctuaries, I'm a wanted criminal!
((Hunter: @Dugglyn: Yeah, you're not a mature human being either.
But still. My point is lying down.
@Zaf: Woah.
The whole point of Blogland is unrealisticality. Everything else is just the ice cream in the cone.
And why the hell would we take her to a Sanctuary? And be lectured on what sh ewan meant to be doing there? We had the situation handled perfectly well. Healer, synethic weird person, medic, knowledgeable other person, me/Star/someone/someones/who don't count.
Does reading SP have anything to do with this?
I don't know.
Maybe it does.
I think maybe we should all sit down and read SP and eat popcorn and get Ez to talk to us.))
((Zafira Kerias. The one I was rping, or did you guys never read LSODM? That is seriously me, I AM Zafira Kerias, the same person in LSODM. That character was based off of me.-Zafira))
(Zaf, I never realised Loki ever featured in the Skulduggery Pleasant books?)
TURTLE TRYING TO EAT A GRAPE!!
((Hunter: I don't like Sanctuaries. Authority, bleh.
There you go. The two people in charge don't like Sanctuaries. If you thought we should take her to one, you should have intervened, but no, Zaf just stood there and watched us not take her to one. Clearly she doesn't have an issue, or she'd have said, or she was lying, in which case why the hell is she Grand Mage?
Because all Grand Mages are corrupt.
There you go, you're corrupt. We don't have to listen to you. Bye.))
(Dugglyn - that's just... wow.)
So the current Grand Mage then? Because I've attempted to assasinate you predecessor at least four times. And why haven't you arrested me?
(It's so cool Zafira! I know you told me before but it is still really cool! :D :D :D)
*your
((Zaf. I think you need to walk away. Not, like permanently, (unless you decide that's better), but... This place is causing you more stress than happiness. You're always swearing at someone and you're always upset about something. It clearly does not benefit you in any way to be here, and it doesn't benefit anyone else to get an earful every time they do something that doesn't focus around you. I'm not 'forcing you out' or anything, but if everyone is so fucking unfair to you, if you're leagues above everyone, what are you doing here?))
((Hunter: Yeah, well, news for you, Zaf, I'm Hunter.
That will mean nothing to you, because you haven't read MY book, because it doesn't exist, and is that your fault?
No.
It wouldn't be my fault if I hadn't read your book, which might well not exist where I am.
You're not even the main character in your book.
I don't think I'm the main character in my book.
*frowns*
My book hasn't even been written.
. . .
Star . . .))
(I know Dragona! It is so,cute!!!)
((Hunter: *looks at profile picture* Yes, very cute, well done.
Someone needs to write my book.))
(
http://www.fomh.org/Data/Images/flying-squirrel.jpg
It's so... majestic.)
((And have Mass Effect characters? I think not. So don't even start on that one Dragona. Don't. Because I'm really not arguing that one when you can't even try. -Zafira))
((Hunter: @Viv: Exactly. Zaf fails at being Grand Mage. Which is probably a good thing. I don't think anyone should want to succeed at being Grand Mage. Grand Mages kind of suck.))
((Viv- I didn't know you before this...so uh yeah I couldn't arrest you...-Zafira))
(Omg! Dragona!! That was going to be my profile pic when you mentioned flying squirrels! I then remembered the turtle and found that instead but I love that picture!!)
(GUYS STOP! Seriously, I leave to get pancakes and when I come back your fighting amoungst yourselves! Okay, there was a misunderstanding. We apologised. We didn't take Silente to a sanctuary because a) she's a vampire B) Viv is a wanted fellon and c) we just didn't. Calm down guys. Stop tearing chunks put of eachother. We are meant to be a community.)
((Yeah and lets face, not like I led us out of the Second Mevolent War, and came out with an entire country. Not like I didn't do that...-Zafira))
((Star: EHHHHHHHHHH FOR SOME REASON I'M HERE NOW HELP
Okay.
We all have different stories that all collide.
We all ignore comments sometimes - I'm awful at it.
We all make mistakes sometimes.
We all make idiots of ourselves sometimes.
We all upset people sometimes.
We're all in the same boat here.
In fact, it's more of a raft. A flat flat raft. We're all on the same level and we're all equally lost in the ocean, and we don't have an engine to propel us, which means if we ever get anywhere, we have to paddle very hard, and one direction isn't better than another. They're all just ocean. They just have the sun rise in different places.
Yes?))
*ignores everyone and goes over to Silente*
(Zaf - you just argued against yourself. You claimed that we were being unrealistic to Blogland. On here, just at the moment, we have characters from two entirely different universes in Blogland which should be set in the SP universe. And some of the other characters on here could hardly be considered lore-friendly.
Therefore there is no being "unrealistic" in Blogland. Blogland is what we make of it.
When I mentioned Loki not being in the SP books I wasn't criticising you, I was making you argue against your own point. You can't go around and criticise people for not being lore-friendly, when you yourself are guilty of that. I have no reason to argue with you, because you seem to be doing a good job of arguing against yourself anyway.)
*starts singing*
We're a family!!!
Silente, Zaffy, Viv, Hunter, everyone else in Blogland and me!!!
((Hunter: What's lore-friendly?
I am friendly to my own lore.
I am perfectly lore-friendly.
Only people like Star try and be neutral to all lores, and then they fail, because you can't succeed, and then they end up being pathetic.))
Geth, can you help me check something?
(Exactly, Hunter. :P)
((Hunter: Thank you, Dugglyn. :) *starts singing along with her*
Yes. This unit will assist.
((Hunter: @Dragona: THANK you.))
((Whatever, fuck off. I'm leaving before I seriously lose my ever loving mind on someone. Dragona, drop it you can't argue nor can I. End of discussion, drop it. Unless you can whip out a book and prove to me Mass Effect was used in SP, drop it. So sorry I tried to make an interesting plot, I thought if I brought Loki over it'd bring us together. Should have learned from Ari, it did nothing.-Zafira))
**add Dragona in there. He's here right now.
Bye Zafira.
:(
(Zaf, Draggie, stop being all high and mighty. Zaf cool down a bit. Your plan was a good one. Loki is a good idea. Draggie I always enjoy learning about your mass effect characters but for one moment of your life stop arguing please!)
Thanks, I think one of her knives may have gone into her. I can't find the blade, just the handle in one of her pockets.
((Star: Dragona just gave a very valid argument ABOUT the argument that neither of you can argue.
His argument WAS that neither of you could argue.
And - believe. Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. If you stop trying now, of course you're never going to succeed. And what do you mean, bring us together? We are together. Blogland has been very together recently, and it's beautiful.
((Sorry - I'm having a bit of an identity crisis and so have temporarily forgotten how to speak as me.))
You did make an interesting plot.
Someone didn't notice a comment, and you're saying they've destroyed your entire plot?
I don't notice tons of comments.
((Yup. I've totally forgoteen how to argue nicely. :P I apologise for any offensiveness, I've just forgotten how to speak. XD))
*walks over to Silente*
One of her knives is in her?! That can't be good....!
(Star, that was like what was happening with me. I haven't argued with anyone in like YEARS. :P)
Hi Elleni!
Check her for any strange bulges.
((I do what I want.- Loki))
It's near her left side I think.
Is it possible the knife just fell out?
Scanning...
The only inflamed area we have detected is in her throat. But that is currently not in use.
(OMG bulge is such a great word!)
(Elleni, do you like the little turtle?)
Then we should find the blade in case it's in her clothing and will stab her if we move her.
( I can't tell if you are being sarcastic.)
Bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge bulge !!!!!
Ok, that is a cool word!
Geth do you have a metal detector?
((@Dragona: I haven't spoken in half an hour and I've already forgotten. -_-
I argue all the time though. :P
I think I'm back now.
*rephrases*
Star: Dragona was SAYING that neither of you could argue - that was his argument. :)
And - believe. :) Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right (Henry Ford). If you stop trying now, of course you're never going to succeed, because you're not getting any further.
We don't need bringing together; we are together. Blogland has been very together recently, and it's beautiful. However, your Loki plot is good, and it's had a lot of people interacting in it and piqued a lot of interest. :)
Someone didn't notice a comment - that doesn't mean they hate your plot. :) I ignore tons of comments. :/ I don't mean to - it just happens. You didn't notice Ari's comment yesterday . . . and It sucks when it happens. :/
(Yeah that was it. :P)
(Btw just a heads up with Silente and her knives. She has her normal clothes which have a few knives under her pockets. She also wears skin tight black running clothes underneath which have MANY knives. As in some on her thighs. On her shoulders and arms. Slung on her hips. Criss crossing her chest. One knife between her shoulder blades and two swords on either side of it...)
((Like Niccolò/Alastair? C:))
Popping in to call some attention to Moss's comment, above- just because, I know you love being here, Zaf, and I'm certainly not going to try to push you out. But it also sounds like you're going through quite a few real life stresses, and the roleplaying seems to be making it worse rather than better. I just think it's worth considering taking a break just for your own piece of mind- it might help you feel better. Or just get frustrated less often.
#ChaseForBook9
((Also, in becoming me again, I've stopped being Hunter.
Oops.
He's not happy. :P))
*looks at Vivanus*
Yes. We shall run scans.
(Star - lol.)
This is going to be like finding a piece of straw in a haystack.
I should suggest not wanting Zafira, I took control for reasons.
That's a lot of knives!!
So there's a good chance there is one in her...!
Yeah . . .
Moss's comment was important. But I was arguing and had lost half my identity, so I forget to mention it outside of my head . . .
:(
But we like Zaf . . .
*finishes wiping all the blood off of Silente's body.*
Zaf is awesome!!!
:(
This unit has detected multiple metallic objects embedded in Tempest-Silente's body. Most of these will not cause any issues for removal, however. Most of them have not caused much damage.
Heh. Niccolò carries 48 knives at all times in his coat. They each have different poisons/enchantments/features, in sets of two, four, or six.
#ChaseForBook9
Also, I think I'm going to sleep now - I need to hopefully wake up early tomorrow so I can carry on memorising. :P
Fours!
(Oh wait I forgot some! Okay so chest, thighs, one in each boot, lower legs, one on each wrist, one under each armpit too. I THINK that's all of them...)
Oh good!
Thank you Geth!
(Bye Star!)
Hi Aretha!!!!!!!
How be's yous?!?
How be's yous eyes?!??
Bye Star!!!!!!!!
*washes the sea water out of her hair using a water bottle*
*runs his hands an inch above Silente's body bringing a the knives out*
*puts the blades into a pile on the side*
(I actually have to go now. Night!)
*deactivates*
(Bye Dragona!)
*all
((No leaving would make me worse, as then I'd be forced to think about life.-Zafira))
Msd, but I think I'm fine, and my eyes ought to be as well. Assuming the world around me actually exists in the way that I perceive it. Hello, Dugglyn! How are you?
#ChaseForBook9
(Bye Gethie!!!!!)
I'm good and my eyes are slowly melting and drowning in refried beans!!! But overall good!
(Silente, airport security must HATE you!)
*sits back and waits, not knowing what else to do. Cleavers are only trained to get the patient stablised and ready for operation. He doesn't know much more.)
(Silente, airport security must HATE you!)
*sits back and waits, not knowing what else to do. Cleavers are only trained to get the patient stablised and ready for operation. He doesn't know much more.)
Hello, Aretha.
(You have nooooooo idea)
*still breathing shallowly*
*her throat isn't as inflamed anymore*
*hands twitch occasionally*
What good is this chanting?
I don't even know what I'm reading!
I don't even know what trick I ought to try
Fiyero, where are you?
Already dead, or bleeding?
One more disaster I can add to my
Generous supply?
No good deed goes unpunished
No act of charity goes unresented
No good deed goes unpunished
That's my new creed
My road of good intentions
Led where such roads always lead
No good deed
Goes unpunished
Nessa
Doctor Dillamond
Fiyero
Fiyero!
One question haunts and hurts
Too much, too much to mention:
Was I really seeking good
Or just seeking attention?
Is that all good deeds are
When looked at with an ice-cold eye?
If that's all good deeds are
Maybe that's the reason why
No good deed goes unpunished
All helpful urges should be circumvented
No good deed goes unpunished
Sure, I meant well -
Well, look at what well-meant did:
All right, enough - so be it
So be it, then:
Let all Oz be agreed
I'm wicked through and through
Since I can not succeed
Fiyero saving you
I promise no good deed
Will I attempt to do again
Ever again
No good deed
Will I do again!
Well, I can't make decisions for you, Zaf, and I won't try to. But I will say that if you don't think about anything, you can't possibly improve anything. Maybe it would get worse before getting better, but I think you'd be better off for it in the end. From what I've seen, going about life without thinking about it often leads to rash decisions and emotional outbursts, and contradictions and misunderstandings and loads of not-so-great stuff. But again, I can't make decisions for you. I'm just here to listen, in case any of you ever needs it.
#ChaseForBook9
Ignore the names. Sorry I had to post this.
That's a bit how I felt.
Loki, can you tell Zafira something for me?
Do you think Silente will be ok?
I hope so.
I can, yes. I cannot guarntee I will allow her to respond but you may speak.
Aretha, Zafira is refraining from talking.
Hi Snow!!!!!!
((Apart from the lack of eyelashes THIS EYE LOOKS OKAYISH!))
*hands twitch a tad more often*
*eye lids flutter*
Hey, Dugglyn, Turtle buddies
Tell her I'm sorry for any offense I caused her to feel. I meant it then but I don't mean it now. To te you the truth she is the reason I started commenting here. I saw one of her comments and it was just so amazing. I always wanted to meet her here after that. Now I have. Some of the glimmer is gone. She isn't as amazing as I first thought. But you know what? I really don't care. She is still a really cool person and I promise to never try and assasinate her. I'd have a conversation with her anytime and about anything. Sorry for being so rude.
Silente, can you hear me? If you can don't try to get up. You are wired to the stretcher because of your injuries. It will only make them worse.
Silente? Please say you can hear me. Please.
*refrains from singing do you want to build a snowman*
*eyelids flutter again*
You seriously think that about me? I honestly never thought I was that epic. Sure, I'm in LSODM, but I mean...I'm not perfect. I have my flaws. I have a temper at times. I'm me, but it does mean a lot to me that I was the reason someone decided to comment. That means a lot to me, I don't have a lot to be proud of. I told my parents I was in LSODM, but none of them care. I get told off because I was fangirling on Facebook and my dad was just nasty about my fangirling over Thor. Yeah, I am happy to know someone actually wanted to meet me. I always knew I wasn't perfect, I wasn't glorious. At least there's someone out there that I made an impact on.-Zafira))
*sighs*
You better not bite me.
*leans over her face and pulls up her eyelids*
*her pupils are very large, nearly as big as her iris*
*the eye itself is twitching*
*it slowly drifts to Viv's face*
((Are you kidding? You are totally epic! Btw I was so confused when you switched your name to Loki.))
Oh, yeah. I wanted to talk to loki sometime. But ihave to go soon. ...
*whispers* hey Silente, I thought ypur cliff jumping days were over. If not for your sake but for the fact that I would save you every time. Didn't you acknowledge that? Well here you are. We saved you again.
(Seems my dog is barking so I'm backflip, for a shipwreck at least.)
((That was my point, I wanted to be mysterious for a bit. I wanted this plot to bring us together, because I wanted to make this a memorable plot. Last year was the demons and Alastair, I want to do something I can look back and smile at.-Zaffy))
*pulls against the wires holding her down*
*eyes widen slightly in panic*
*struggles harder*
Auto correct acting up again, Dragona?
No my email just gilded! Dog slash it.
((Well you sure had ME mystified. :-). ))
Herrow morturtles, what's up in your lives which will eventually end, unlike mine.
Yours will end, Trip.
Nice turtle Snow!!!!!!!!
Sorry I poofed!!!
Silente! Stop!
Don't move or your injuries could get worse!
No pleaded don't startup flinging this... It keeps glowing and I need it to stay open. If anyone who has my email could sea snail me it would be most allergic to see if it can stay open-ended.
G2g, bye
Brubye Snow.
(I made my whole account and everything just to go here because of you. )
I'm not even going to tray and correlated this.
*struggles harder breathing becoming heavier*
I(if you look on my profile, I have no other blogs)
Is this better?
Is autocorrect still lurking in the bushes? *posts comment curiously*
No. Me neither Dragona.
What are they corralating with trays? You know, so I know what I'm not doing. I wouldn't want to accidentally do it, especially with your phone's autocorrect system.
No. Me neither Dragona.
What are they corralating with trays? You know, so I know what I'm not doing. I wouldn't want to accidentally do it, especially with your phone's autocorrect system.
I dedicate this page to Laufey, my true father. Thanks to him I got the idea to rule the mewling quims of Midgard.
SILENTE!
Stop moving!
*puts his hand on hers*
Look, you need to listen to me ok.
Or does she?
She does.
It's certain
Trip: :P My phone hates the blogger text box.
But does she really?
I saw Zaf trying to blow up different parts of the world. It made me laugh. I laughed so hard and my family was like what the heck?
This is such a great community. I don't think most blogs have communities this great. We all are friends even though we don't know each other in real life. We trust each other. We role play. We kill each other. We save each other. We fight each other. We forgive each other. We all love each other, even the ones we don't particularly like. :D
Most people don't understand. They don't understand that I have online friends. They don't understand role play. They don't understand the community. And the Blogland community goes farther than just this blog. People check out each other's blogs and writing and drawings and they post helpful comments. Blogland is a great place to be.
Bye Snow!!!
((That is....wow. Not something I should expect.-Zaffy))
*stares at his hand*
*meets his gaze*
*settles down, body ridgid but not thrashing around anymore*
Silente, please don't struggle. It'll only make things worse.
(That sounds so creepy)
(That sounds VERY creepy)
*stares at him*
*still tense*
*runs over to Silente*
*tries to hug her*
Silente! You're alright!
Never, ever, ever try that again!
((You are like the Statue of Liberty for Blogland, except with added explosions and magic))
You know, I've always found that struggling has only ever worked to my advantage.
(It's true. Eventually, we all forgive.)
*sees Viv and his serious expression*
Is it to early to try and hug her?
Silente, say something. Anything. You can curse me and threaten to destroy me. I just need you to speak so that I know you are ok.
((*is blushing* Guys...I really....I really didn't think people looked up to me. Oh gods...-Zaffy))
Trip, have you walked your oven recently?
(Considering she is chained to the ground the snswer is probably yes)
((Well now you know))
Vivanus - That sounds very creepy. A bit like when my friend said, "Hey there'll be high school kids coming today!" when it was my college open day. His brother was coming so yeah.
However, he was rather unfortunate. Everyone went quiet for some reason, and he said it a little too loud and had a sore throat at the time. So it made him sound really creepy.
Yes Zaffy, I look up to you! When I grow up I want to blow up the world!!
XD
(She has a pipe in her throat remember. Until you fix her airways she can't even if she wanted to.)
*just stares at him and Dugglyn*
(Geth that mental sound clip will now stay with me forever! Thanks!)
(...eyelashes aren't important right?)
*pulls out pipe and sews the hole shut*
(We'll get you those later)
(I meant with ny drawing of an eye...)
*takes a deep, shuddering breath*
*nods*
*stares*
((Ovens need walking?-Zaffy))
*walks with Zanida, always keeping her close* Thor could be lurking.
Zanida: I know. I do miss him but I know this is right.
Good.
Oh, one time, in homeroom I was talking about decapitation day because it was Tuesday and I was listening to music so I was talking about it in my normal voice when my friend taps me on the shoulder and tells me to take out my headphones. I then realized the whole class was silent and that everyone was looking at me. Ya see in all of my classes except LA/SS I am a quiet, shy, smart student that teachers like. So nobody knows my hyper side. My real self. It was hilarious!!
Vivanus - you're welcome. :P
My friends think him weird because my favourite animal is a tie between a duck and a penguin.
However I associate myself most with a panther. If I could think of an animal which would fit me as a person I reckon the panther would suit me the most.
Yes, they get bored if they aren't walked. I also play catch with my toaster!
I have Dugglyn. Unfortunately it got attacked by a microwave recently and is now in the repair shop.
(I know, I was making a very bad joke)
However I do like flying squirrels.
What's wrong with having a duck and a penguin as your favorite animal?
I am known throughout my school for my crazy. It makes me powerful!
Oh my Trip! Will it be ok?
That's the problem with having outdoor ovens....
*moves her gaze away from his face*
*closes her eyes*
I like the crocoduck.
Because
you know
it isn't real and never was real
but still
crocoduck.
Silente, please, say something!
Flaming squirrels are awesome. They're so majestic. :D
Oh yes, it's looking good, and the microwave has been sent to the tip by a court now, so that's good.
*flying my email closed
In my LA/SS class I am/was known as carzy! And at my elementary school. And in Irish dance. And swim team. Swim team is really fun and I get SO hyper!!! And today is decapitation day....
On the day of a swim meet. A home meet. Oh joy!
*grins evily*
Silente, don't you dare do this to me because I'll cey and I really hate crying so I'll probably go kill a Grand Mage (no offense Zafira, it's a hobby) and kick a puppy dog. Don't do thi!
*cry
*cry
Flaming squirrels are cool too! And crocoducks!!!!
*stares down at Silente*
Please Silente. Please.
I hope Steve the Ninja wins a Blogland Award.
*squeezes her hand tighter*
Look at me. Look me in the eye. Say some words. Then you can close your eyes. Not before.
*squeezes her hand tighter*
Look at me. Look me in the eye. Say some words. Then you can close your eyes. Not before.
Oh yeah.
I sort of forgot about those.
Oops.
*sighs*
*sings Jack's Lament*
*opens her eyes at the end of it and stares up at them both*
(Mongooses all the way)
Trip, you're a little too late but you can still vote on the ties.
Singing isn't speaking. I need words. (Some trauma victims sing without meaning to and and are never able to talk)
Say words. Relevant words,like how much you are going to make me pay for saving your life. Those kinds of words.
Silente!!!! Your ok!!!!!!
At least physically......
(Who is Steve the ninja?)
*closes her eyes again*
What use are words when they have no heart.
Dugglyn, basically there was a category on the Blogland awards for most sneaky and I kind of made a joke about a ninja called Steve and he's actually up for some awards. :D
I'll even start it for you. Viv, When I can walk again I'll-
So, Steve the ninja isn't someone from Blogland that I don't know about because I wasn't there?
Silente? Are you ok? Like emotionally?
She's depressed.
*stares at Dugglyn*
What constitutes as okay.
I think she's ok to hug now though
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