Friday, April 4, 2014

Wraparound!!

Glory be.

Tom Percival has blessed us with another stunning cover for Armageddon Outta Here, and this time it's something extra-special — a wraparound masterpiece...



We're going to release this as a poster for the bookstores, and we're planning on making it available to you guys too — hopefully along with all the other posters. I'll keep you, ahem, posted...

Heheheheheheh.

Oh, and as for who exactly everyone IS on that cover... you'll just have to read the stories to find out.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dedicate this page to summer and chocolate

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(From my past? No one really. I lost my memory about 128 years ago, so anyone who means anything to me is alive and easily contactable.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So what if he resists pain? Who says we all can't if we try?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes... but resissting… your… very soul being in agony… without even a scream is very impressive…

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

MSD.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I was waiting but it seems people poofed

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Mr. Grimm?

Ebony Law said...

(SO SORRY I HAD TO GET MY DRONE OUT OF A TREE YAY ME WOO)

I'm quite an impressive being, Trip.
But who says I'm all human?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh… that's cool… twist. I… like… it…

Although, your… soul… looks very… human.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What are you Dimitri?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(Woah wait...drone?! Can...you...explain?)

Ebony Law said...

I'm a descendant of the very first Necromancers to ever touch the soil of this Earth, Trip.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*his eyes refocus*

You mean Greg? You're Greg's boy?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So you're a Necromancer like me? Interesting

Ebony Law said...

I have no idea who this Greg is, Castalan.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*lays head in hands and just sits there* No...no...*grits teeth*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Greg, he invented modern Necromancy. He's gone by many names, of course. He's currently called Greg and works part time as a builder. He's such a nice guy, I can even forgive the fact that his work brought about the downfall of my people. He speaks ever so fondly of you you know.

Ebony Law said...

-I stand up, quickly reversing the effects of your glare-

You're not getting anything out of me.

If I can't kill you, someone else will.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(It wasn't a glare, and I stopped doing it anyway)

I'm sure one day they will, but not today.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*tilts head* who?

Ebony Law said...

Whoever this Greg is, he's not my father.


(I have a plot twist coming up, guys.. you can tell me if I "can't do that" or whatever.)

My father is a great man.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If he's so 'great' then by all means tell us who he is.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Was he by any chance Mevolent?

Ebony Law said...

Mevolent? Not a chance.

-I smile-

Fletcher Renn. And my mother is Valkyrie Cain.

-I smile again, oblivious-

Have you heard of them?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Valkyrie....but....how....*looks stunned* How?! She fought in the Sanctuary War!!! When did...*breathes* You've got Ancient blood...

Ebony Law said...

Uh, well, I come from future times.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Future...but Val is Darquesse....

Ebony Law said...

Yeah well, my mother told me all about that.

She told me that someone called Tanith helped her.

Snow said...

...

Ebony Law said...

Um?

Ebony Law said...

So everyone's just going to leave, fantastic.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Seriously? Tanith?!

(Sorry was having fun with Nair

Ebony Law said...

-I look to Trip and back to you-

Uh, yes.. I don't know who she is.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You don't want to know her....so you're their kid? That's creepy.

Ebony Law said...

Why wouldn't I want to know Tanith?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

She's not a normal person. She's controlled by a Remenant.

Ebony Law said...

Oh, but my mother said she got that taken out.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

That's impossible! It's never been done...*looks confused*

Ebony Law said...

I don't know, she didn't give me too many details.

Ebony Law said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lovely. *sighs* Alastair is probably out...you're from the future...what else?

Ebony Law said...

That's about it. Other than the stuff you don't need to know.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Really? Dare tell me more.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why? Because you have nothing, how d we know you're hers? Can you touch the black crystal on the Sceptre?

John said...

The Scepter was broken Zaf, black crystals are just good for throwing at people now

John said...

Also is anyone still here?

John said...

Welp that's a no

What to do, what to do...

John said...

I know!
I'll leave.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Crap sorry Blake

Ebony Law said...

I'm not lying, Valkyrie Cain is my mother.

The things you do not need to know is about who I work for and what my job is.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Mmm so do tell. Or does Aro have to tell me?

Ebony Law said...

Well, I'm not telling you, and I don't know who Aro is.

Ebony Law said...

(Brb)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My son, most powerful Sense-Warden ever. Do you want him picking through your head?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(Zaffy shall wait

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy sleep

Ebony Law said...

No zaffy no

Ebony Law said...

He may pick around my head all he likes, he won't find the information you want.

Ebony Law said...

(IS ANYONE ON ;-;)

Snow said...

*appears*

Ebony Law said...

I'll pass...

JK


HI SNOW

Snow said...

HI SORRY I POOFED HI IF YOUR STILL HERE

Anonymous said...

Love is an open jaw?
XD
I really don't like Hans, not because he's evil but because he is SO CLICHE!!!!! "Oh, Anna, I already have." ?!?!?
Come ON, Disney, that is so overdone!
(sorry, I needed to get that out of the way)

Anonymous said...

I just saw the blurb/summary for Book 9 on the Skul-man website. That last line... *whimpers* No...

Snow said...

NO DEREK YOU EVIL HEART BREAKING MINION KILLING MONSTER!!! NOO!! DONT YOU DARE

Anonymous said...

I know, right???

Ebony Law said...

-shadows appear, forming the shape of a man, as the dissipate to leave me in front of Snow-

Hello.

Anonymous said...

Hello, Dimitri. Cool name! :)

Ebony Law said...

Thanks, Emerald.

Ebony Law said...

Can I do some Roleplay with someone ;-;

Ebony Law said...
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Snow said...

*bops demitri's nose* hi

Snow said...

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

The poor girl

Ebony Law said...

-I walk over to Snow, smiling-

-I place my hand on her shoulder-

-I squeeze, applying pressure to her sternum, temporarily paralysing her-

(IM SORRY IF YOURE A HIM)

Ebony Law said...

:/ no one?

Snow said...

(I AM A HER, TIS OKAY)

O H


(I'm sorry, I may be on Quotev mode. Brb)

Ebony Law said...

Um no come back.

Ebony Law said...

SOMEONE COME BACKK

Snow said...

(BACK)

*silent glare*

Snow said...

(PUNCH HIM IN THE JAW-AW-AW-AW-AW.

P1: HE'S CRAZY
P2: WHY
P1: HE'S READING ALL MY -
P2: EMAILS?
P1: *grim nod*))

Ebony Law said...

(You're paralysed bee tee dubs)

Ebony Law said...

STOP LEAVING ._.

Snow said...

Sorry!! I found this really creepy thing I know I is paralyzed))

*glares*

Ebony Law said...

-I smile, picking up your body, dragging it-

Snow said...

*sulks in my head*

Ebony Law said...

(Fight back or something.)

Snow said...

((BUT I AM PARALYSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and also really creeped out by this thing im reading -€-))

Snow said...

((Also haven't rped in ages ))

Ebony Law said...

(what are you reading)

Snow said...

(( http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

o-o ))

Chione Asahina said...

((Snow, send me the link to the Skul-man page you and Em read? I can't find it.))

Snow said...

((Just on the SP website. In news. ))

Ebony Law said...

Hi Chione.

Chione Asahina said...

;_; Hello...

Ebony Law said...

I forgot, did I hate you, or did I fight by your side?

Snow said...

(-0-)

Chione Asahina said...

Well, I'm not sure, you fought by my side when Rhydian and that girl were fighting and arguing and the thing with the Amulet of Winter, but I also tried to stop you fighting with Silente because I didn't want you hurt then you started fighting Dragona. Make up your mind.

*wakes up and realises she passed out, head laying on the kitchen table and rubs her eyes*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*surprise hugs* haha, got you now! :)

Hey hey, how are you guys doing? Revising for exams? Excited for the reveal of the last book's title? Guessing who dies in the cloaking sphere scene?

- Tia Halcyon the Warrior Chronomancer

Chione Asahina said...

*gets up and cracks her back because of her awkward sitting position*

Ow...

*wanders through to the living room and sits on the couch, reading a book and drinking a glass of orange juice*

Chione Asahina said...

((Hai Tia, I had bloody forgot about the cloaking sphere scene and I'm sitting here studying for exams >.> and yes I am excited but everyone will die except Skulduggery *sigh*))

Snow said...

((Cloaking sphere scene...?))

Snow said...

G2g, bye

Dragona Pine said...

There are more aura wallpaper thingies.



http://aurawallpapers.blogspot.co.uk

Chione Asahina said...

They look amazing Dragona :)

Ebony Law said...

@Dragona

Did you make them? Is it your blog?

-runs across field flailing my arms around-



thERES ENOUGH PEOPLE FOR A ROLEPLAY JUSt saYInG

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey hey guys!
*high fives Chi*
*glares at Dimitri*
*grins at everyone*
I OVERSLEPT THEN REALISED I HAD NOTHING TO DO THEN FELL ASLEEP AGAIN AND NOW I DOMT KNOW WHAT MOOD IM IN! ITS WEIRD AND GREAT AND OH WELL AND BEEVES!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

...did everyone leave?

Anonymous said...

Hi, Silente! I'm here for a few minutes...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh look another person! Hello emerald!
*waves wildly*

Anonymous said...

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

Thank you, Snow. XD And poor Denko!

Anonymous said...

Hello, Silente!
*time slows down* *hair flutters behind me as I run towards Silente in slow motion, arms outstretched*

Anonymous said...

*stops running* *waves* Hi. :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I have to go. Food. :(

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Nooo don't go!

((Soz bout poof started reading the link))

Ebony Law said...

Hi, Silente.

Ebony Law said...

Please ;-;

John said...

*Hops up from the shadow of a dynamite tree*
Hello everyone

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Ebony Law said...

-I stand up straighter, laughing-

Ah, Blake. It's you.

John said...

It would appear so, did I miss a joke or something?
*looks rather confused*

Ebony Law said...

No, no.

It's nothing.

-I walk over to the small apple tree, kicking the stump, one falling directly into my hand-

-I look back at you-

You want one?

Noelle said...

*Whispers from behind Blake* It's probably poisoned

John said...

I'm fine thanks, is anyone else around or did they all go poof?

Chione Asahina said...

*looks up from her book and mumbles* It's so quiet In Blogland this morning... *sighs and goes back to reading, sitting in her feet curled up on the couch*

Ebony Law said...

-A small smirk curls the ends of my lips-

Adrasdos is.

-I take a bite of the apple, it's insides turning black as I begin to slowly walk over to Blake-

John said...

Thank you for that Arda, I'll take your opinion into account
*turns away from her*
Not really...

Ebony Law said...

-I grab a nearby stump, place it about a metre away from Blake, and sit-

John said...

Hey Chio
*sits next to Chio and hugs her*
Whatchya reading?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I wouldn't either Blake.

Noelle said...

It's like you all WANT to die.

Ebony Law said...

-I turn to Zafira, throwing the black apple to her feet-

Good sleep?

John said...

eh, every now and then I recall the feeling of peacefully floating away from my body and wonder if it's like that every time Arda. So Dimitri now that you're sitting right in my face what can I do for you?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*face palms after reading that tumblr thread*
That guy is just...ugh.
*shakes her head*




I'm back guys!
*punches Dimitri in the arm*
Sorry for poofing

Chione Asahina said...

Just stuff *closes the book and puts it next to her and hugs him* How are you, my darling? You know, I woke up at the kitchen table...I must have fell asleep there yesterday morning...I don't remember a thing.

Noelle said...

First off- Adra. It's Adra. A D R A.

Second, yes it is, until you get to Hell.

Ebony Law said...

-I look at Blake, standing up, patting him on the back, as I focus my attention on Zafira-

John said...

Ello Silente

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hello Blake.

John said...

(Sorry Adra, in a awkward typing position right now)
You did hit your head pretty hard Chio... do you feel alright?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

How is everyone?

Oh Chi yeah you hit your head on the table remember because a face palm wasn't good enough.

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Chione Asahina said...

Ah yes, because you lot were fighting in the house. I remember.

Ebony Law said...

-I let a shadow out from under my coat, letting it seek another apple, bringing it to me-

John said...

Apart from being tired I'm great Silente, how're you?

John said...

No no, Silente and Zaf were fighting in the house, I brought them outside then came back in

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Not really sure Blake. Physically I'm fine but I have literally no idea how I'm feeling. Its kinda eerie... oh well.


*picks an apple for herself*
*sits on a tree stump*
*Onzwa lays down next to me*
*smiles*

Chione Asahina said...

Mhmmm *kisses his cheek and finishes her Orange Juice*

Oh sugar, I forgot about the party, I need to get things ready.

Noelle said...

*Looks over them, shrugs, and leaves*

Chione Asahina said...

I'll be back soon, I'm going to the shops to get party food and decorations and things. *grabs her bag and goes*

Ebony Law said...

Adrasdos, stay.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*takes a bite out of the juicy apple*
She could just ask me. It'd be much quicker.
*shrugs and looks at Dimitri and Blake*
Anyone up for a spa? Not relax spa like fun spa.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We weren't fighting agressively! Just playfully

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey zaf!

Ebony Law said...

-I look at Silente's apple, and it starts to decompose and turn black-

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at her now rotten apple*
Charming Dimitri. Clearly you got your mothers manners.
*throws the apple away*

John said...

*sighs*
If you insist Silente
*Shadows swirl around me, occasionally taking the form of a screaming face of a damned soul*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hai there. *watches quietly*

Msd for a bit

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yey Blake's playing!
*bounces up and claps her hands*
*grins and slowly approaches Blake*

Chione Asahina said...

*looks around the shop and picks up balloons and streamers and sheet then goes to the food and gets lots of crisps, a chocolate fountain, fruit, marshmallows, more alcohol and soft drinks* *remembers Silente*
Ice-cream...
*picks up more ice-cream too then goes to the check-out*

Ebony Law said...

-I stand up, looking at Blake's performance-

That's cute.

John said...

Coming from you Dimitri? You were brought to your knees by Zaf and Trip, both of which I've defeated. You want cute necromancy look in the mirror
*I turn back to Silente*
You may have the first move

Ebony Law said...

I'm sorry?

I specified what you were doing was a performance.

As was what I was doing.

And you think your necromancy is superior?

Now, now, Blake.

That, is just.. pure cuteness.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*raises one brow*
If you insist
*grabs one of her blades*
*runs straight at Blake as a blur*
*slides beneath him*
*comes up and slashes his back all the way up his spine*
*jumps over him spinning in the air*
*lands in front of him grinning*

John said...

*Chuckles*
If only you knew...
Anyways I have a small girl to beat up, so I'll get back to you on that

Ebony Law said...

Hm, I'm sorry, Blake.

Are you the son of Valkyrie Cain?

No, I don't think so.

Chione Asahina said...

*waddles home with lots of shopping bags and drops them all in the kitchen, exhausted*

John said...

*The wound, instead of pouring blood, pours darkness which immediately begin to fall back into place*
*My voice speaks from behind Silente*
You didn't think I'd start a fight staring someone physically superior in the eyes did you?
*Solid darkness grabs Silente's neck, lifting her into the air and depriving her of oxygen*

Ebony Law said...

-darkness flows below me, lifting me up-

-I pull out my silverballer pistols, shadows curling around them yet again, as I fire multiple shadows into Blake-

John said...

Your heritage means nothing Dimitri, I don't care if you were the son of Cain and Melevolent (if that were to ever happen, which it won't) it doesn't make you more powerful. Your individual skill is what sets you apart, not your parents

John said...

*My eyes turn black and the shadows stop dead a few inches from me*
This is not your fight. Sit back down like a good boy.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Exactly. Its skill not blood. I am a Grand Mage but it doesnt make me stronger in battle. My son is Ravel's, because he's a Dead Man's son that doesnt make him stronger.

Ebony Law said...

(It's Valkyrie and Fletcher that are my parents)

Millennia in the making right here, Soul.

Endless centuries of training.

You have no idea, no, fucking idea what I can do.

(I sound like a douchebag right now don't i lol.. I'm not a douchebag irl, its just my character)

Noelle said...

*She rolls her eyes* You all are so arrogant. You say you wish to fight, which you do, but you're never hurt.
It's a bit of a problem, really. It gets boring sometimes, being invincible. You all will see soon enough.

Ebony Law said...

I can take sides if I want to, Blakey.

-I let the shadows lift me higher, as I strike down on Blake, kicking him in the jaw-

John said...

(I know it was Fletcher I'm just saying Val and Malevolent cause he was a whole lot stronger than Fletch, it was an example)

Ebony Law said...

(I notice that as well, Adra, but I also notice that someone does give in. And yes I know I enjoy being a god mod but I'll try my best to tone that down for you.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

How am I the only one who actually was injured last Sunday? I hate to say it but Adra has a point, even Nic reacts to wounds. I got cut and reacted to the poison now i must go

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Pretend I didn't momentarily poof))
*pushes up on the shadows giving herself room to breath*
*applies pressure to them until they snap*
*drops to the ground and turns again to Blake*
Tut tut Blake. Little girl? Moi? No.
*runs again flipping over his head and cutting along his scalp*
*lands behind him and sweeps his legs from below him*
*towers over him slightly*

John said...

*stumbles back from the force of the kick*
No actually, you can't. Nobody invited you to this so sit your arrogant rear down while you still have control of it

Ebony Law said...

Aw, cute.

Go ahead.

Fucking "control" me.

John said...

If you insist.
*I shed my hoodie, the darkness drops to be replaced by a pale green aura. I point a finger towards Dimitri and his whole body goes rigid, I do the same with my other hand to Silente*

Ebony Law said...

-a faint smile finds it's way onto my lips, and I disappear right before your eyes-

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grunts at her ridgid set*
Stupid...soul....magic...
*sweat break out on her forehead as she tries, futily to move*

Ebony Law said...

Son of Fletcher Renn.

John said...

oh please Dimitri I can feel your soul right there
*points to him once more, grabbing hold of his soul and tossing him to the ground*

Ebony Law said...

-I teleport away, again-

Chione Asahina said...

*begins to put up the fairy lights around the mirror and fireplace*
*puts blue, silver and white balloons in the corners of the room*
*moves the couch and chairs right to the walls so there is a massive space in the middle of the room*
*moves the table to the center and sets up the chocolate fountain and the fruit and marshmallows in little bowls around it*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*still straining her muscles*
GOD DAMN IT STUPID VAMPIRICNESS!
*glares at the sky*

Ebony Law said...

-shadows creep out of my back, forming ethereal black wings, as I swoop downwards, picking up Silente, teleporting away-

John said...

How many times do I have to tell you...
*Stops him mid-teleport*
That's not going to work
*I let the hand holding Silente drop*
One moment Silente, this guy is being as annoying as ever

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*is teleported away*
*stumbles a little slightly dizzy *
Whu? Oh that's weird.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*waves a hand absently the dizzyness passing*
I can wait. Its fine. You do what you need to.

Ebony Law said...

-I stand there, shadows creeping all around me, as I form with them, a sword forming in my hand-

John said...

A sword, what good that will do when you can't move.
*I bend my finger slightly, Dimitri's wrist following the motion to the verge of breaking*

Ebony Law said...

-i resist, breaking the tie-

I don't think so.

John said...

(Dimitri this tie is right to your soul, the only person capable of doing ANYTHING about it is Trip, and only because his magic deals directly with the soul as well)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*runs off*
*comes back with popcorn*
*sits on Onzwa watching the boys*

Ebony Law said...

-I laugh at Blake-

I don't have a soul.

John said...

(If you didn't my magic would never have worked in the first place)

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