As you all know, today is the day the title of Book 9 is announced.
Except it isn't.
Nope, now that day will be Monday, because there's something else that I want to talk about instead, something a little more important than a book title.
I've been working hard these past few months. I write the occasional blog entry, I've barely been on twitter, I've barely glanced at the Forums or the Facebook page. I'm writing, and I know you understand that, and I appreciate your patience. It's not going to be for very much longer, either. I'm planning on finishing the book next week. I have a lot to do, but I reckon I can do it.
But something has happened in my absence. Something troubling. Not on the twitter page — everyone there is funny and enthusiastic. Not on the Facebook page — everyone there is supportive and astonishingly excitable. Not on the Forums, either — they argue, debate, discuss, and at no time do they ever let these arguments spill over into anything else.
Nope, the trouble is here, in the Comments section of this blog.
Most of the Minions who comment here are my kind of people. They're weird. And I mean, unashamedly odd. I've always been so, so proud of you guys, because I look around at other fandoms and I see everyone sniping at each other and divisions forming and I'm comforted by the fact that none of that happens here.
But I've been away. I've taken my eye off the game. And now I'm seeing behaviour that could be classed as bullying.
You all know my stance on bullying. I will not abide it. The blog, twitter, Facebook, Forums... ANYTHING associated with me must have zero tolerance for bullying. I just won't have it.
The Minions who comment here, I want you to think about the comments you leave. If you never say anything negative about anyone, step over here beside me. I like you. You can be my friend. But if you think about the things you say and you're frowning to yourself? Then I'm probably talking to you.
Harsh words are one thing. We all argue. We all have harsh words. But if all you have, for one particular person, are harsh words? If you CONSISTENTLY say negative things about one PARTICULAR person? Then that's bullying. And that has to stop.
I'm not naming any names. I don't want the bullies to be, in turned, bullied by people who are annoyed they won't get the title until Monday. I don't want recriminations. But what I do want is for you to realise that we're all here because, to some degree, we're all the same. We each have enough in common, as people, as individuals, to love the same things. Do you realise how wonderful that is? To KNOW you have something in common with all these other people?
I have never called Minions "my fans". I will call them fans of the books, fans of the characters, but they're never MY fans. They're never fans of ME. Because we're all the same. I'm not better than you, just because I'm the writer and you're the reader. I have enough in common with each of you to know that, if we met, we'd get along. We'd find SOME common ground.
You're on a train. You see someone in another seat reading a book you LOVE. And you instantly smile, because you have connected with that person. So look around. See all the people who comment and the people who tweet and blog and post... there are your people. These are your friends. Let the harsh words fade away. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh.
Where I train, in the most brutal form of fighting there is, we have a rule, and it's quite simple. We're training to fight and hurt and break and smash. On the street, we're animals. We're horrible. We're violent. We're nasty. But in the club, when we train, the rule is: Be nice or go home.
So be nice. Being nice is so much NICER than not being nice. Try it and see, and then you can come over here and stand beside me, and you can be my friend too.
But don't make me angry. You wouldn't like what I do to your favourite characters when I'm angry.
Friday, April 11, 2014
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4955 Newer› Newest»*huggles Fabi* I miss you so much. But don't apologise. I suck at that communication thing too. I'm too independent. Don't ever best yourself up for something so minor; I'm always going to be here for people like you. You're so funny and friendly and wise and wonderful! <3
@Lantern: I suck at keeping in touch with people too . . .
Sometimes, I'll email them, but I have such a tendency to go off on a tangent that the email conversation will just get longer and longer and longer and then we'll only be replying about once a week, and then we'll just kind of lose touch and stop. :P
So . . . yeah. :/
Plus, you know, procrastinating emails, Gmail & co. screwing up . . . *shrugs*
@Mushroom: YES! :O
*waves to the northerners* GET OVER 'ERE. :P
@Mithria: ALL CONVERSATIONS WITH ME ARE INTERESTING
or pathetic
depending on whether you look at it like a Hunter or a bubble fanatic. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Lu!
*Runs in and tackles her to the floor*
*Gives her some Dauntless cake*
*Runs out again*
*nods at Mushroom in agreement of the adjectives describing Lantern* :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*waves to Adra* :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Yeah, right... how could I just forget that?? :D
OH wait, did I just say 'right'? Damnit... I promised Hunter, I'd stop using that word...
[hugs] Thank you, Lucy. You're amazing.
ADRA!
Hello. I'm watching Stormbreaker... which isn't a BAD film, but neither is it good. The books were a lot better.
@Mithria: Whenever someone says 'right', it actually seems grammatically incorrect to me now . . . XD
It's okay for you to forget, though. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
DRAGONA!
Would you mind moving to North Yorkshire? You can take Mass Effect with you. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
[hugs Starararawr] Bubble. :-)
TECHNICALLY, I am northern. I mean, I'm from Yorkshire. Sean Bean's country (WINTER IS COMING) I'm just not THAT northern northern. :3
ADRAAAAAA! LONG TIME NO SPEAK! What's up?!
Oh! Mithria um... I need to tell you something...
Um... I might be distant for some time...
Because I'm listening to the soundtrack of Disney's Tarzan and I just get carried away by it... :)
Okay, Chi... why so serious? What happened?
(Actually, Lu is cockney ;D not really, I just tease her like that)
*Seriously not here*
I actually really like North Yorkshire. But I'm fine in West, thanks :P
*shows Mithria the shadow ring*
Blake and I are getting married...
THE TARZAN SOUNDTRACK HURTS ME IT IS TOO PRETTY OH MY GOD
*glares at Adra* I just have a funny twang to some of my words, okay!:P
Hello everyone btw. Lol.
@Dragona: Dammit. -_-
SILENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
*looks around for her*
@Adra: No, she's YORKSHIRIAN. :) *nods*
#ChaseForBookNine
[hugs Lucy and Star and Chi and Mith and Adra and anyone I missed]
[Disappears for breakfast and driver's ed, back in several hours or so. Maybe. Depends on things.]
Anyway, bye.
*blinks*
*blinks*
*blinks*
*starts smiling*
*smile widens*
Oh. My. God!!
*hugs Chi*
Congratulations!!
When?
Star, why do you want me to move to North Yorkshire? ^^
*hugs Fabi tightly*
Bye, Fabs... Love you!!
The 4th of June ^.^
Oh, Oscar and Annika are getting married on the 19th of April.
And Mithria...would you be my maid of honour?
I KNOW
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE OSMOSIS WEDDING SO MUCH AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL JUST BE CRYING ALL NIGHT BECAUSE ANNIKA WILL RUIN IT, BUT . . . :P
@Dragona: Because then we'll have one in the east, one in the south, one in the west and one in the north! :)
One corner each! :)
Okay, Lantern! :)
*contemplates asking if I'm free on the fourth of June but decides against it because WHO PLANS THAT FAR AHEAD*
#ChaseForBookNine
*is all smiles now*
Yes yes yes yes yes of course I will be your maid of honour! I'd love to!
*hugs again*
*hugs her tightly*
Well, I think the fact we cover MOST of Yorkshire is good enough. Yorkshire has a good representation on this blog.
Oh, something I learned which was cool in Medieval History the other day: the most elite soldiers on the 3rd Crusade came from Yorkshire.
*is kinda excited now*
@Dragona: A much better representation than anywhere else has, haha. XD
And - O_O *long-distances hugs elite soldiers* MY BUBBLE ANCESTERS.
Hull invented LCDs.
My little corner of the world is cool. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*poofs up out of a shadow*
Hullo everyone, how're things in Bogland?
@Blake: I don't know, ask them yourself.
HI! :)
DID YOU MISS ME?
#ChaseForBookNine
*tacklehugs Blake*
@Star: I just did <.<
Oof! Hi Chio
Blake!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him tighter*
Sorry, I gotta go now! Bye everyone!
Awww bye Mithria! *hugs*
Fours, Mithria! :(
@Blake: Are you calling me a thing? :O
#ChaseForBookNine
Star, there's a new part of my ME fanfic if you have time to read it.
Star, there's a new part of my ME fanfic if you have time to read it.
@Dragona: I might do or might not (now) - I'm currently unsure about whether I'm doing something or not so I'll either go distant or go and read it in a minute. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Lol, ok. You said you liked Keating? Why? ^^
@Dragona: *tilts head to one side* I don't know. Because she's herself, I suppose. Potentially.
I don't know.
I might have to think on this.
#ChaseForBookNine
Hello, Blogland! I will be on in about 30 minutes, and I'll be trying to RP/develop my character and how Chronomancy would work in a battle.
Anyways, see you in 30 minutes :)
@Tia: Okay. :)
I'm a bit distant because I'm engaged in an activity elsewhere, but I might be able to distantly roleplay with you, depending . . .
#ChaseForBookNine
Ok Tia!
*lays head on hands
*yawns*
Hey Zaf! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Anyone here?
Did I seriously miss everyone??!?! 0_0
Hey Dragona! How are you?
I'm fine, thanks. Good timing by the way. How are you?
Ikr! And I'm fine thanks. I've had a great day! How's your day been?
Hey, Dragona and Silente (and lurkers)
Hey Silente! :)
*waves to Dragona and Tia again :P*
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey Tia!
Hey Star!
Ahh just had a shower, too cold :$
Completely unproductive by normal standards, very productive by mine.
AKA Mass Effect for a few hours.
Why was your day great?
Wb Star.
Hey Tia!
*hugs Star*
*proceeds to pull Dragona and Silente into the hug*
I'm not sure how to RP.
Dragona, what'd you play? Which part?
I watched frozen with a bunch of friends and ate lots of sweets! It was great! Sweets, friend and frozen.
@Dragona: *laughs* XD
I don't know either, Tia, but I seem to manage at least okay when I try. My characters are more confident than me, which helps, plus I know the company I'm in, so I don't mind as much when I hold them up by being indecisive.
What type of roleplay were you wishing to start? :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*squirms in the hug*
*smiles awkwardly standing still*
Hey Tia. How are you?
*awkwardly hugs her back*
Never seen frozen, is it good?
Which part of Mass Effect?
@Silente: I think we're buying Frozen.
I mean, once you're referencing to it quite a bit and know half the lyrics without actually watching it, it gets a bit sad. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
Just a bit sad star :-)
AND YES TIA IT IS GOOD YOU SHOULD SEE IT I KNOW NOT EVERYONE MIGHT LIKE IT BUT I SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND YOU WATCH IT!
@Silente: I thought you would. :P
Recommend it, that is. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
There are only a few Disney movies I like. 1. Pirates of the Caribbean (although I didn't like the newest one).
2. WALL-E. Just because that was totally awesome.
3. Monsters Inc (the first one).
I think that's about it. Don't like any others (or any others I can think of atm)
I'm ok, Silente, I just wish everyone irl would leave me alone for some time.
And yeah, Dragona, which mission?
And about the RP, I'm not sure, I haven't really done it before :/
Tia, if you're asking which part of Mass Effect I was playing - I was playing Mass Effect 3's multiplayer. I played a little as the Batarian Brawler Vanguard, a little bit as the Asari Justicar Adept but mostly the Female Quarian Infiltrator.
Then JUST as I had to turn it off, I went and unlocked the Reegar Carbine. I was like afflfasdkjasdkjasjasdkasdflksadflkfasdkjl because it's an awesome shotgun. I was raging.
@Tia: Do you mean a blogfighting kind of roleplay or a story kind of roleplay?
#ChaseForBookNine
I agree, Dragona, WALL-E was awesome, so were POTC, though the last one was horrible.
I really want the Shadow Infiltrator but yeah I never seem to get it. In fact, I only have 1 N7 character who is the Slayer and he's pretty good, but the Shadow looks awesome and yeah I like infiltrators.
*chases a towel through the comment thread*
*holding a mallet*
*and screaming*
*watches annika run past*
*runs after her keeping up*
What cha doinnnnnn?
Hah I've had the Reegar Carbine for years :D
And Star, I'm not really sure. I'm just thinking of ideas on how a Chronomancer would fight. What powers would be available to a Chronomancer?
And taking these ideas and using them on an enemy.
Hey Annika! :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Someone said Frozen?
*looks at Annika and Silente run past*
I don't even-
Hello Chione ;)
Took your time Chi! Jesus I know I wasn't calling it three times in a row but still. I think your frozen senses are getting blocked up! :-)
*winks at Chi*
*eyes the play button*
*runs up the stairs*
*runs down the stairs*
*runs through the dining room*
*runs into a closet*
*WHACK*
*I come out, holding a dead towel aloft*
*triumphant*
Victory is mine!
*slings towel over shoulder*
*goes to hang it up in Room 9*
Oh. Umm... I meant :)
Playing it cool...
@Tia: It's your discipline; you can decide. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*dusts hands off*
*deep breath*
*exhale*
*return to check-in desk*
You here for a room, Silente?
Annika, you are an awesome person. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Er actually I came to see if you needed help...what happened to the 'no vamps' rule? Or did you abolish that?
*blushes*
Awh. I'm glad to hear you think so, Star.
*presents Star with a dead towel, folded into a swan*
Since I took over ownership of this hotel, the vampire rules have changed. We have one vampire-proof room available, which is currently empty. However, unless a particular vampire wishes to actively rent a room, they are not permitted to loiter in my lobby.
*gives Silente a whatcha-gonna-do-about-it sort of look*
Thank you, Annika. :)
*puts the swan upon the pond in my village so it can swim around with the ducks and hopefully not get run over by a car/pine away, as apparently happened to the swans in my village but idk I think that's just a romantic story*
Towel swan: *falls over*
Star: *frowns* Aw.
*picks it up and places it carefully by the side of the pond to dry*
#ChaseForBookNine
Wait, is this the hotel I'm looking for?
*raises her hands in mock surrender*
Imma leaving.
*turns to go*
That depends.
*frowns*
*points to the sign*
*THE MIDNIGHT HOTEL*
This is the Midnight Hotel. My hotel.
*Explodes into the room*
I'm back peoples!
Hey Blake! How're you?
Tia, it's kind of got to the point where I have so much BUT all the good stuff - I just end up getting the same things over and over again. I haven't unlocked a new character in FOREVER. I've realised that playing Silver gives the best credit:time radio, so I play three Silver matches and a Bronze and get like 100,000 credits and buy a Reserves pack to try and get better characters.
But no, I end up with something stupid like the Geth Infiltrator AGAIN.
I'll stick with my Female Quarian Infiltrator, who is surprisingly good on Gold. Give her a Black Widow and she's awesome. I have a TONNE of weapons but the Reegar Carbine is the best one I have so far, put it that way. Well the Black Widow is pretty awesome, but still.
*holds up hand*
Please refrain from exploding randomly in my hotel. Exploding of self and exploding of things is, I believe, Zafira's job.
Doing good Silente, how're you? and anyone else who happens to say hello as I type this commet
Ah, Mass Effect.
*nods understandingly*
I know of Mass Effect, though I have not played it. I am a Bioshock fan, myself.
It was a figure of speech Anni, as opposed to literally exploding in I entered in an explosive way.
Ah. Entering in an explosive way, on the other hand, I fully endorse.
I'm fine Blake. Wondering if your Fiancé will stop poofing and finish our fight..
*goes back to annika*
*leans over the desk*
*and*
*pokes*
*her*
*explodes Blake* Exploding is Zaffy's thing
Hey zaf!
Annika, Mass Effect is like my favourite game series ever. I don't normally go for games like that but yeah. I've been playing nothing but Mass Effect for like... 8 months?
*glares at Silente*
*yanks a pull-chain hanging from the ceiling*
*a trapdoor opens under Silente*
*she falls down a twisty slide*
*and is spat out onto the lawn*
*lands on the lawn after the slide*
That was fun..I wanna do it again!
*runs back in*
*waves to Blake and Zaf and Tia and Dragona*
*pokes annika again*
Hello *cuddles dynamite*
((This is a cool hotel. O_O))
*laughs at Silente XD*
#ChaseForBookNine
*looks at Chi*
*looks at the play button*
*looks at Chi*
*looks at the play button*
Quack.
*sighs heavily*
*reaches up to pull the chain again*
*freezes*
*whispers* Silente.
Don't . . .
move . . .
an . . .
inch . . .
*reaches under the desk*
*pulls out a mallet*
They strike when you're distracted . . . or have wet hair . . .
*wonders what's happening*
*stands still*
If you hit me on the head...
*facepalms at Silente*
She'll just keep doing that Anni...
And Silente maybe she'd be more prone to stick around if you put up a better fight
*Winks*
Not now Silente, I'm a bit busy.
Mbd
Hey I'm not that bad a fighter! Hell I got her on her back yesterday! And for your information I try not to seriously wound people! Its mean!
*shakes head*
*puts down mallet*
*pulls out throwing knife instead*
*THWAPP*
*the knife is quivering in the wall*
*pinning a towel to the striped wallpaper*
*sighs*
I need to do something about this towel infestation.
Yeah you should do something about that...
*leans in closer*
But first
*pokes annika*
I completely understand, Dragona, it can get... annoying. Though all that matters to me is the Infiltrators, the N7s and the N7 Piranha. That is all.
But now, my friends, I must poof.
*poofs*
*the explosion following the poof is seen and heard for miles*
Bye Tia!
Bye Tia!
*gives Silente the driest, most disgusted and condescending glare she has ever received in her life*
. . .
Good morning, afternoon, evening, or other time of day, Blogland.
*waves farewell*
Goodbye, Tia.
*glares back*
*pokes her again*
Hey sir!
Ah, hullo, Sir! You're precisely the person/creature/horrific Eldritch entity/being I was oping to encounter today!
Fours, Tia. :(
Hi, Sir! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*hoping
Hello Mr. Reningington, how are you today?
Hello Sir ^.^
*explodes*
Greetings, Ms. Tempest, Ms. Barnosky, Ms. Inkbright, Ms. Asahina, Ms. Kerias, and Mr. Soul.
Good bye, Mr. Halcyon.
Standard, Mr. Soul.
I assure you that I saw absolutely nothing yesterday, Ms. Barnosky.
Zaf please stop exploding... it costs us taxpayers millions every time you destroy a town or something...
*turns furiously red*
*crosses arms*
*uncrosses them*
Yes, of course, right, undoubtedly, yes. Of course.
*coughs*
No Blake, I actually explode myself
*Sighs*
There's a thing called collateral damage Zaf...
...
Qui-
Already? My, that must be a new record.
*chuckles*
Er, I actually had something I wanted to discuss with you.
*whips out a large black binder labelled ROLE-PLAY*
As you no doubt know, Oscar and Precocious are getting married this Saturday. Well, before this event occurs, I need the Chemist, disguised by a Glamour, to interact with you long enough to steal something. A handkerchief, a watch, what have you. You understand, I'm sure?
Naturally, Ms. Barnosky. I follow these events very closely.
Oh excellent.
*flips binder shut*
Would you like to do it now, or would another time work better?
((I love the way you're doing this. XD
"Oh, by the way, I need to steal something off you. Would you prefer to do it not, or would another time be better?"
*facepalm*
It's rather like something Hunter would say.))
#ChaseForBookNine
Any time that is convenient for you shall work, Ms. Barnosky.
A) I am only being polite, Star. I hear all the best art thieves are polite.
B) Now would work best for me, Sir, if you'll just give me a sec to change my profile . . .
*watching the Midnight Hotel*
*from a quiet café on a quiet street*
*perfect timing*
*taps two runes on his collarbone*
*and allows a fresh face to flow up over his features*
*he can’t go as himself*
*because he knows that if Sir were to see him*
*he would be recognized instantaneously*
*stands*
*makes his way to the hotel*
*without tipping the waitress*
*what a jerk*
*casually sits on a park bench, being as inconspicuous as one dressed as he is can be*
(*Runs in and hugs Sir*
*Sorry, it's a general rule of mine to do that every time I glance over here*
*Sprints out*)
*loiters outside the hotel*
*watching the bench*
*checks watch*
*very simple*
*very easy*
*just sneak up behind and pick-pocket*
*easy*
*easy . . .*
Cell Phone: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE? I CAN FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SA-
*frantically shuts off phone*
*blinks in vague recognition as the pop song blares*
*to be frank, he cannot remember much after the 1970's, or before the very late 1990's*
*he isn't sure if he wants to*
((Well done, Chemist. :P))
#ChaseForBookNine
Am I the only one who thinks The Chemist sounds like a drug dealer?
*coughs*
*leans over the back of the park bench*
Sorry 'bout that. I suppose I'm a bit stuck in the 80's. It's my style I suppose.
*parkour-s over the back of the bench*
*sits next to Sir*
You know, the new manager of the Midnight Hotel doesn't much like people loitering around outside her hotel. She'll likely drive you off.
*cocks his head as he examines the newcomer*
Truly, then? I was unaware that there was new management. Thank you for the advice.
*still remains on the park bench*
((@Dragona: I think he sounds like a scary man who will bring Doom to Annika's roleplay.
I think my thinkings are correctings. D:))
#ChaseForBookNine
*nods*
New management, yes. She's a nice girl, but not my taste, I suppose.
*shrugs*
Listen, I don't want to be . . . THAT GUY. You know, THAT GUY who always talks to strangers in public who don't want to be talked to.
*hands slips quickly in and out of Sir's pocket*
I get it. No one likes THAT GUY. I'm just overly talkative, I suppose. It can get a little distracting.
Oh! Look at the time!
*checks watch*
*while silently slipping Sir's handkerchief up his sleeve*
Well then . . .
*nervously stands up*
I suppose I should be going now . . . don't want to be THAT GUY, after all . . .
Sorry coughing to death
Am back! Not sure if I announced I was leaving but either way I'm back!
@Zaf: D: Coughing is awful. :/
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey Silente! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey again star! How're ya?
*stares intently at him*
*frowns*
Very well, I would not want to hold you.
*quietly drums his fingers on the park bench*
nice way to tackle bullying, derek. respect
No its not :/ Dad is taking me to the doctor tomorrow
*scurried down the nearest alley*
*leans on the wall*
*sighs heavily*
There we go . . . that wasn't so bad . . .
Cell Phone: -SAYS, I REALLY DON'T THINK-
Dammit!
*snaps open phone*
What!?
Hassle: Well?
*leans out of alley to look at Sir*
*returns to alley*
*pulls out the handkerchief*
Yeah, I got it.
Hassle: *nervous giggling*
Excellant.
Now run.
Run quick fast, f-a-r. Get out. Go away!
He'll catch you. I bet he knows.
He doesn't know.
Hassle: Bet he does. Just bet he does!
*hisses* Run run run, fast as you can!
Dark things in his eyes, dark things in his heart! Dark monsters lurking in the darkness, Chemist, he's one of them, and he k-n-o-w-s it was you.
He can't! I was wearing a Glamour!
Hassle: He knows. He knoooows, I tell you!
Finish the curse. Now now now!
*hangs up*
*shuts phone*
*mutters angrily*
((Hassle is mad. O_O))
((I'm fine, Silente. :) Hunter's bullying me, though. He needs to take a read of Derek's post. XD))
#ChaseForBookNine
((Hunters a meanie! :P))
((IKRLDUPFBCCMIN. D:))
((It's okay though.
It's quite amusing. :P))
#ChaseForBookNine
I feel like making a bad guy OC.
(I manage to spend way too many Euros in Venice today ... :/))
@Dragona: *immediately* No such thing as bad guys.
And you don't make characters. They make themselves, and then they make you.
But I know what you mean. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
*casually throws a few breadcrumbs to the pigeons*
*a woman walks by, rolling her child in a stroller*
*the sun shines*
*the birds that are not stuffing their beaks are chirping*
*and he suddenly realizes that he is missing a handkerchief*
@Death: Aw. :(
Was Venice cool? :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Greetings, Ms. Rose. I hope that you are enjoying yourself, at least.
Hey death!
(Hai Rose! And ooh Italy!!! How is Italy? I've never been to Europe. )
*storms out of the hotel*
*enters the alley*
*a moment later, I exit again*
*and stomp angrily*
*before returning to the hotel*
*I exit a moment later with a sign*
*NO LOITERING*
*I stand it up in the alley*
*and return to the lobby*
*nodding briskly at Sir as I go*
*notice Death Rose*
Oh, hullo! We haven't seen each other in a while. How are you? How is Venice? I do wish I could go to Venice.
*stands in the lobby*
*watches annika stomp around*
*wonders if she's okay*
I am not okay! I can't keep this hotel under control! First the towels, now the creepy dark alley people! And no vampires in my lobby!
*yanks the pull-chain*
*Silente falls through the trap door*
*again*
((I wish I could go to Venice.
I wish we could ALL go to Venice.
At the same time.
And meet each other. :)))
#ChaseForBookNine
@Annika: Well, you did ask for this job. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
*fall through the trap door*
*again*
*lands on the lawn*
*stands and brushes herself of*
Jeez she grumpy. Maybe I can help her...
*knocks on the doors*
*waits*
*the door opens*
Aubrey: . . .
*raises eyebrow*
*blinks*
...
Ah.
*stands up, handkerchief thief temporarily forgotten, and walks into the lobby of the Hotel*
Aubrey: *steps aside for Sir*
*frowns cynically at Silente*
*currently in the swivel chair behind the desk*
*scribbling in the log book once again*
*looks up*
Do you like it?
*spreads arms*
Welcome to the Midnight Hotel.
Hey I was..uh...wondering if I could help? With the...you know...the towel problem?
Hmm . . .
*bites lip*
I'm not sure . . . perhaps. I was thinking of hiring an exterminator, or a monster hunter. The towels have begun to multiply; I've noticed little washcloths flapping along the hallways.
Oh. Okay then. Never mind. Er...sorry for wasting your time.
*smiles*
*turns to go*
Sorry for the disappointment.
Aubrey: *gives Silente a complimentary mint*
Oh. Thank you.
*smiles at Aubrey*
*walks out the hotel*
*climbs a tree and sits there thinking*
*remains silent for a few moments, searching for the correct words*
Erm, quite. I do hope that this does not seem too abrupt, but did you recognize the person loitering in that alley?
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